#shmoozes

[uyvetmwlo]

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#ampharos #estafa #semmit #beshadowing #shmoozes #strangered #abos #Jamshedpur #degreeless #selenographer #trisomes #methomania #overpack #circumdate #stibbler #pedlary #well-kept #meningic #Tumion #riotistic

[alexa-crowe]

when astarion is trying to rizz up tav:

#comment is truly abt astarion’s 10 ch stat 💀 #he’s good at seducing. not so much at shmoozing #that’s wyll’s thing the sneaky bastard. I SEE YOUR HIGH CHARISMA WYLL!!!!!! #baldur's gate 3

[mielmoto]

this is a thinly veiled reference to a very particular dynamic on here but it also applies generally: honey makes for such an ideal partner to the disillusioned/begrudging aristocrat. she has all the social stamina and know-how to entertain fussy rich folks at necessary affairs, and the business savvy to know who to talk to, how to talk to them, and how not to burn bridges when it's important not to.

on any given day she might trend on being a little too honest/candid, not mincing words or concealing her feelings, but she does know how to be frank with tact, when it counts. but, in that same vein: she's no pushover. she doesn't let herself get taken advantage of, doesn't readily bend to peer pressure, and won't enter into business relationships with anyone who clearly doesn't have her (or her partners') best interest at heart, (or who are just. y'know. shitty people all around).

she has a bubbly, bright, and outgoing mien which makes her easy to talk to—and, as has been stated before, while she won't let people step all over her, she won't necessarily correct them when they underestimate her. that 'ditzy trophy wife' shtick probably loosens the tongue of less observant folk who assume they don't have to worry about what she hears, or that she won't understand implications in direct conversation. they'd learn, in time; but she'd make full use of the advantage while it lasted.

#isms. #meta. #musings. #♥ 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 (musings) #i just think she's neat. #don't like shmoozing with the hoity toity people? not a fan of parties/galas in general but obligated to be there? #brandish your pocket honey and worry no more!

[jamiethebeeart]

#spinaraki #spinneraki #shigaraki tomura #shuichi iguchi #mha spinner #mha fanart #art #i was halfway through it when i realized id post it on valentines day and i think thats a funny coincidence #anyways this gives me the same vibe as my mafia au? like it didnt a different style but the stylization of the clothes and bg are similar #anyways either an au where theyre put into a position where they have to dance OR #redestro hosts a party/dance because??? idk shmoozing reasons and shigaraki convinces spinner to dance and #yes everyone is looking at them but once spinner starts to get comfortable and out of his head shigaraki dips spinner cue cliche moment of #oh shit am I??? catching feelings??? #anyways. do i even seriously ship a ship if i havent drawn them dancing at least once?!?!?? #just... Shigaraki looking softly at spinner and spinner being surprised with a little blush someone else share this vision with me #lisTEN shigaraki being kind of smirky like bet u didnt think I'd do that huh and seeing spinner with a bit of a blush and slowly losing the #smirk and realizing oh shit maybe i like spinner as more than friends and toga in the background taking pictures for posterity #havent writen a fic in years but damn if i thought i had half of a chance of not making them ooc I'd do it #just two bros. on the dance floor. dancing. haha no feelings here

[reverieinsimlish]

Brody: This is fine. Everything's fine. Just my future happiness hanging in the balance and only 1 person wants to talk to me. No biggie.

#Can't Get No Mini-BC #Brody Goth #Deidra made friends with Brody and Hana super fast #while Gabriela worked out and ignored everyone #NGL I thought it was going to end up being one of those super obvious from day 1 things at this point #which made me glad it wasn't other people's sims being ignored #or just run over by Deidra's sheer Shmoozing Friendly charisma

[drzone]

im like combat in fnv is sooo hard <- continuously ignores upgrading her combat stats

#scrolls #I DUG MY OWN GRAVE!!!!! #virtue is great at robots and shmoozing and TERRIBLE at EVERYTHING ELSE

[the-sage-libriomancer]

i get what you’re going for with lex luthor as bruce wayne’s nemesis but the penguin is already basically that

now this is interesting, because you're right that penguin fills the niche i gave to lex luthor, but i maintain that bruce vs lex would be a very different battle than bruce vs cobblepot. i think penguin and luthor are just the same character on different levels - penguin is a rich guy, sure, but he's not a billionaire like luthor is, and i think lex would give bruce a more unique challenge because lex is fundamentally from a different world than bruce.

i'm in the party that thinks bruce works best as a millionaire instead of an outright billionaire for thematic reasons, so pitting bruce against someone who unquestionably has MUCH more money than him (as opposed to someone like penguin, who's usually portrayed as being his equal in income) would be a test to bruce's adaptability and social skills, not to mention his humility. for once he's not the biggest dog in the fight! financially bruce can't compete with lex, nor does he have the same sway over the larger political sphere as him, since lex is perfectly willing to get his hands dirty in ways that bruce is staunchly against.

also, while penguin obviously knows how to be sociable, lex is textually an extremely charismatic guy (he got to be president for pete's sake) which is another thing bruce would have to compete with - a lot of his battle with luthor would simply be a charm-off, and an especially tense one at that considering how diligent bruce would have to be to keep lex from suspecting him. clark kent has the advantage of being too small and insignificant in lex's eyes to be superman, but lex wouldn't see bruce as insignificant - small and easily dealt with, sure, but certainly not someone who can be ignored - nor does he hold batman on the same pedestal as he does superman. catch lex's interest in the wrong way and bruce's secret identity is genuinely in danger.

now that i'm actively thinking about it, i don't think lex would work as bruce's archenemy, but i still think it'd be neat to see an au where bruce wayne went toe-to-toe with lex luthor on a regular basis. i think they'd challenge each other in interesting ways.

#thanks for the ask! #tbh i completely forgot about penguin lmfao #i don't know much about him but i don't think he and bruce share much of a social circle anyway? #bruce wayne is a shmoozing socialite while oswald cobblepot is more of a seedy politician type #maybe the comic readers can fill me in #i mostly know him from cartoons and movies #dc #bruce wayne #lex luthor

[lilbrattyratty]

Cursed: Lord Huron

Fandom: Gran Turismo

Ship: Jack/Danny

#uhhh for Danny’s shmoozing ways? #idk what inspired me to do this but it grabbed me #Danny Moore #jack salter #gran turismo #gran turismo 2023 #jann mardenborough #fanvid #Jack/Danny

[gladfang]

ive never done boys trio before cause i hate men but having them follow me around has been a delight

#bg3 posting #harriet with his 20 str stat carrying all of them #thinking about it harriets stats dont make much sense because i should have put more into charisma. i think my reasoning was he lost- #a lot of his ability to shmooze when he left the city and became a sellsword. easier to convince people to do what you want with a knife

[tennessoui]

gffa au where anakin works for a galactic art museum that always needs funding so he goes to a lot of different galas on a lot of different planets to delicately ask rich inhabitants for money, and he goes to one thrown at some fancy house owned by a senator Kenobi that his wife Padmé swears by. he loses her in the crowd, and decides to take a break from schmoozing and stand on the side of the room and drink a bit of champagne and this guy falls into line next to him, clearly doing the same thing.

But Anakin (2 drinks in) reads his vibes very wrong so he thinks this guy might just be like a space ceo of a non profit or something also taking a break from trying extract money from the rich people here, so he leans over and he’s like “man I’ve seen a lot of fancy houses but nothing that looks so much like the senator is overcompensating for something huh”

And Senator Obi-Wan Kenobi goes “I can assure you I’m not.” And Anakin goes oh shit because this is the senator Padmé really looks up to as a role model and also the guy Anakin needs to become a donor.

He’s also a very talented kisser, married to a beautiful duchess, and not lying when he says he’s not overcompensating for anything.

Anakin should not know any of that last part though. He hates that he does. And he hates that when Obi-Wan shows up at his work for a tour of the art museum, he gives him a private one….that ends somewhere in a backroom with him on his knees.

The worst part is that Obi-Wan didn’t even give the museum any money. When he asks about it (as indignantly as a man can after being brought to orgasm by hands that are not his wife’s and are wearing wedding rings that also aren’t his), Obi-Wan says it would be a conflict of interest.

“A conflict of interest?” Anakin splutters as he tries to stand, tuck himself away, and clean up his face at the same time.

“Yes,” Obi-Wan responds, doing all three as well and somehow looking graceful and perfect. “You’re conflicted. I’m interested. Therefore….”

#there I did it I’ve compromised the one thing I swore I wouldn’t write lol #cheating au #I think its more explicit/grittier if the wives dont actually know and its not an open relationship #for either of them #they just cant stay away from each other #they click that well #when anakin is shmoozing and telling obi-wan all these things #and several times anakin forgets he’s there to try and get obi-wan’s money #and he actually does not get into obi-wan’s wallet #he gets into his pants 😏 #and later his heart lol #obikin #cw: cheating #cw: infidelity #non respected obitine and anidala respectively #kit’s silly lil aus

[cowvboyenema]

[ holding up my headshot ] he should have been on broadway

#except i dont sing have no rhythm flashing lights give me a headache and if people shmooze me i become a wild animal intent on killing

[pertinasities]

[ @lunaetis liked for a starter !! ]

Insisting on handling the operation on his own may not have been Kaeya's... best plan. It allowed him the freedom to explore Sumeru with no questions, but that also required him to have some idea of his way around the place. Needless to say, he's lost. Again.

"Might I trouble you?" Kaeya plasters on his best smile, hand on his hip as he approaches a woman examining one of the stalls. He's... fairly certain this is the Grand Bazaar. It matches the descriptions.

"I'm an outlander - a Captain from the Knights of Favonius in Mondstadt, if you're familiar. But I must admit, Sumeru City is a bit of a maze." He holds out a hand should she wish to shake it. "Could I asked you to point me in the direction of a few things? There are merchants I am meant to meet with but I underestimated how many there would be in the city." A touch bashful.

He's still determining how much the people of Sumeru seem to know of Khanri'ah. It isn't wise to simply start questioning too openly or he's going to find himself on a boat back to Mondstadt, empty handed, if not jailed and questioned depending. Perhaps the Akademiya would have information, though he isn't sure how open their archives are to the public. Maybe he can ask this stranger, if she is amenable.

"Ah - and where are my manners! You may call me, Kaeya. Apologies for the lack of introduction." Another prize winning smile for good measure.

#lunaetis #kaeya shmoozing dehya lets go #she can be as mean to him as she wants should she desire to! #writing | kaeya

[gnfountains]

Nolan has the personality of a corn dog so I'm not surprised the dudebros love him tbh I wish that more Dream stans recognized that a lot of the homophobic crap that Dream and Karl go through is really similar - and that it'd be better to build both of them up simotaniusly rather then tear either of them down. (Because with like, the drituation and everything Dream has a pretty big Youtube Fanbase clout faucet to fall back on, but Karl is trying to get into more streamer streamer circles and doesn't necessarily have the same safety net lol) (If they ever appeared on an LGBTQ+ panel in the future I'd be interested to see what they'd say about cyberbullying /gen)

yeah. I mean I guess karls safety net is... mr beast? it's his safety net and his anchor holding him back at the same time. And yes I agree. I think most of the people in the fandom don't interact with the broader twitch sphere so they don't realize how casually hated karl is.

#i dont want to come off like i think that karl making friends in broader twitch is just for his repuation #i do think he really is good friends with a lot of those people #and i also think he just enjoys making new friends and ~shmoozing~ and making creator connections #and also obviously no one wants to be hatef #ask

[sasster]

Who raised you two Cylion, a lusus or maybe another troll? :0

>Cylion sucks his teeth again.

"What is your purpose?"

#cylion #dis-asterism #askter #you'll have to shmooze

[themidrashist]

The kiddush schmooze relationships

Another category that's been torn from my life by the pandemics. I think it's what some people would call acquaintance. Qualities include:

predictably seeing them at a semi public place (in this case, shul/beit knesset/synagogue) but i suppose if you worked at a big place where you didn't actually work with a lot of your coworkers, this relationship would probably apply to that too

consistently saying hi, acting (feeling?) happy to see them

knowing a good amount about their life through smalltalk

occasionally seeing each other at Shabbat meals (parties?), but cruicially never actually inviting one another to meals either of you are hosting. then you'd be upgraded to shabbat friends.

#the midrashist #autistic adult #autist #actually autistic #I'll have to come back to add to this #Jewish #shabbat #shabbat life #jumblr #kiddush #kiddish #schmooze #shmooze #shul #small talk

[achos-laazov]

I heard loud crying from Arthur and Dawn's room last night so I ran upstairs. Dawn had been trying to climb on to Arthur's bed (he's the top bunk; she's the bottom) so he pushed her off the ladder.

Me: [Dawn], do you need an ice pack? Where did you get hurt?

Dawn (still crying really loudly): I don't remember!

You must have been really badly injured, then.

#mom life #momblr #gave arthur a shmooze #about pushing people #on ladders