#sitting on your desk

[cinnamonest]

Hello!

I apologize for the absence. I never intended to have a hiatus — to summarize a lot, it's just been rough and I've had very little time.

I've got myself together for now, and once the seasons change and there's more daylight I should get over seasonal depressive issues. I've also made some lifestyle changes that I'm hoping will save me time each day (read: meal prepping)

I did finish things during this time, though. I'll start slowly posting them spaced out a bit, starting with what I just posted. I want to keep doing this because it's something I really enjoy, it'll just be slow, at least for now (until I can get a less time consuming income, which I'm actively looking into).

#it turns out sitting at a desk staring at microsoft excel for 8 hours a day slowly breaks your mind and spirit #im grateful to be employed but its wearing on my psyche

[prostocupoftea]

Someone in kinitomap discord asked for him so have this

#he has a vibe that he knows excel and all Word shortcuts #nerdy ahh clerk #made himself a desk on your desktop and sits there #has the cup with “Best worker of the month” with the word “Second” written above wigh the red sharpy #kinitopet #kinitopet fanart #prosto cup of art #mark the question mark #kinitopet mark #also ye i misspelled 'collar' #btw how are u with the editing? my friendo tells ne that that'll look more scanned and cool #dont look at hands for too long or you might realised that i didnt giva a shit

[orangemoustache]

(phrygian class with prof. ezeem, the second thirstly)

#cultist simulator #cultsim #cultsim art #ezeem #cultist simulator art #obviously in canon learning the language is probably far spicier than this. but this is the vision i had. so. #POV: a name-emanation of the red grail is sitting buck naked on your desk and correcting your grammar

[kaeyx]

pm boss chuuya purposely tying the chains around your ankles that smallest bit too tight to the point they leave indents and cut off blood flow, you cant ever walk for at least half an hour while you regain feeling in your feet, so usually your 15 minute 'freedom' sessions consist of you desperately trying to crawl to an open window, an unlocked door, anything. he enjoys watching you try too.

whenever you're done trying and simply lay down and cry about your fate for a while, he makes sure to drag you back and tie you back up nicely, sitting you on his lap so he can finish off his paperwork. he keeps little needles at the ready whenever you squirm too much, maybe to inject you with a drug that'll make you perfectly pliant for him for a while.

he finds enjoyment when you're drugged out to simply sit you under his lap and force his cock into your mouth. he knows you don't have the energy to move or even try to suck, but the warmth of it resting on your tongue is more then enough for now until he decides to use your throat.

he does full-bodied checks on you sometimes, making sure you're not keeping anything that can aid you in escaping or to kill him. just while he works on mindfucking you beyond repair. whilst he's doing so, he notices your scars are fading again. no harm in making some more, might as well sign them off with his full name too.

hes so joyful when you finally get to a stage you're so broken you can't decipher if what he's doing is right or wrong. the tender kisses on the stab wounds he caused that once upon a time you tried to fight back, the gentle caress on the bruises of the chains he kept you in. everything's fuzzy and you can only see everything he does as positive. he can get away with anything if he wanted.

🌱

You're going to make me lightheaded holy shit. Chuuya who bolts manacles closed around your ankles and wrists, maybe even your neck, threatening to weld them shut if you keep being difficult. Locking them shut after that to make extra sure that no matter how you struggle you'll only hurt yourself, rubbing your skin raw. When he lets you loose to stretch your legs you can barely walk, muscles cramped and ankles aching from the cold metal digging into your skin at all hours of the day and night. Chuuya promises to patch you up if you just come to his side instead of banging on the door and window trying to escape! But you never do, so after 15 minutes he pins you with his gravity and locks you back up, giving your cheek a soft kiss.

He washes you carefully every day, drugging you if you thrash around too much. He might even unlock you after drugging you because it's just easier to carry your limp body to the tub and do it there. He strips you naked, not that you're allowed any clothes other than his old shirts anyway, and touches you so gently while he massages the soap into your skin and kisses your hands, cooing at you and telling you how cute you look all helpless like this. He tells you he loves you so much, and he'll keep you safe and owned forever, and you'll never have to worry your pretty little head about anything ever again.

On days when you're silent and compliant, doing what he tells you to because you're simply exhausted, he treats you like royalty. Holds and kisses you, gets you a nice gift, cooks anything you want and even spoon feeds it to you. But whenever you try to fight back he tightens your chains and slaps you, carves his name into you so you never forget who owns you, threatens to cut your arms off if you keep trying to push him away. Eventually Chuuya knows it'll end up conditioning you, training you like a dog with food and rewards and keeping you drugged out of your mind. Until you'll subconsciously want to do anything he asks of you because your brain associates obedience with good things.

#chuuya.bsd #🌱 anon #i am so hard rn #hhhhhhhello Chuuya drugging you and making you sit on a dog bed beneath his desk wirh his cock in your mouth for hours #occasionally petting your head and praising you for being so easy and sitting still #YOU ARE A GODSEND #beastchuu.bsd #yandere!chuuya #pmboss!chuuya

[melanodis]

normal activites to do with your college roommate and future business partner

I headcanon that henry didn't wear glasses until halfway through college because he didn't realize that other people don't have to squint at everything to read.

#sits on your desk all gay like #quick repost because it didn't show in tags #five nights at freddy's #willry #william afton #henry emily #art.psd

[theflyingfeeling]

Aleksi sitting Like That™ on his Twitch streams, a compilation

thanks bye~

#blind channel #aleksi kaunisvesi #if you think there's a point to this post no there isn't. i'm just bored and really miss his streams 😩 #his outfits are so boyfriend and the way he sits is so queer. peak content if you ask me 🤧 #also: an AU in which aleksi is your teacher on an online course and tangles himself into a knot like this when he's chatting with students #the equivalent of your teacher sitting on the desk when they get real deep lol

[sergle]

pov you’re scrolling through my inbox from tonight

#there are VISIBLE STINK LINES COMING FROM MY INBOX #this is simultaneously the funniest thing that has ever happened. and the worst. I am experiencing real death #this is the MOST shellshocked i have been reading through a night's asked and also the MOST sure i've been that yall #LIE DELIBERATELY to me for the sake of an ask being wild or funny enough to post #sergle answers #the alternation of insane messages and people going 'your inbox wild.' #i will re clarify. i have been laughing at these #but i've also been sitting at my desk looking exactly like the above pic

[binah-beloved]

if librarians can create anything in the Library then hypothetically what's stopping you from making a little Binah plushie

#project moon #lobotomy corporation #library of ruina #binah #binah lobcorp #binah library of ruina #the answer is nothing #nothing is stopping you #make a little binah plush and place it on your bed #snuggle partner if binah is ever busy #even better if the plushie gains sentience and follows you around on its tiny legs #clamber onto your desk and sits there patiently #give it a cup of tea and it will be very happy

[curiosity-killed]

that post-work crash nap

[ALT ID: A digital illustration of two people napping on top of each other on a wicker chaise.]

#tumblr user fantasiavii if u see this pls know your tags cracked me up enough i almost made this way post canon #to when these two would have their older tats #but unfortunately the siren song of mid-twenties disasters is just. too relatable #my art #story: tcp #calsir #ch: callebero #ch: sirion #things that happen immediately after this: #a) Callebero's neck cramps up from going straight from hunching over his desk to passing out like this #b) Sirion tries to sit up in concern and discovers his hair is caught in Callebero's ring chain #c) his arms are also both completely dead from being pinned between caleb's weight and the wooden frame #d) callebero's legs are also not doing great after having sirion + half his equipment draped on top of them #e) two of arradine's most lauded military strategists and warriors are defeated by a poorly timed nap & wind up fully on their asses on the #floor

[lets-try-to-be-normal-otakus]

edgeworth this edgeworth that I want gumshoe to raw me from behind

#saw him and eyes went vmmP #detective gumshoe #dick gumshoe #phoenix wright #i want to wine and dine him and not even make it to the car #at the same time i also want to fuck nasty like a separated couple with way too much passion left #“you never loved me like your job” “i never felt supported! do you know how hard it is to work day and night to hunt down killers??” “do you #know how hard it is to have an absent husband?“ #fuckin grab him by that tie and pull him on you while you sit bacj on his desk #you know you knOW the phrase “fuck me like you mean it” comes out and he either 1) breaks down cause he did love you or 2) takes that heart- #break and fuckin pushes it so hard you cant walk for a week #aging tumblr this aging tumblr that #still love nick and edgeworth! jjst the things i would do to gumshoe #phoenix wright ace attorney #ace attorney

[jestroer]

is it bad that i know, for a fact, i would have the same desk setup as etho if i actually used my desk for computer stuff and not just for crafts (my current “desk” setup is my laptop on my bed while i sit on the ground, my bed is elevated enough that it’s basically at shoulder level when i’m sat)

Anon Ethoslab might have like a metal spine but think about yours maybe. And are there any blood in your arms

#i have my current desk a little high for my not adjustable chair i have atm and it a bit higher than my comfortable elbow level #not for the fault of My own i need a better chair by god #and my arms fucking DIE if i sit a little too long #how are your arms. functional #ask reply

[ocean-glint]

i think the world would begin to heal if we all committed to watching sunsets every evening instead of whatever they call capitalism

#i clicked this picture of a pretty sunset last week alongside the cityscape and i think it resembles the movie kimi no na wa #we are supposed to be in the woods and frolick towards horizons and sunsets #are we really choosing to sit at our desk jobs instead of delving into the million colors that the sky paints for us every day???? #sunset #sunsets #cottagecore #cottage aesthetic #cottage witch #skyporn #india #indian aesthetic #dark academia aesthetic #romantic aesthetic #romanticism #romanticise everything #romanticise your life #romanticize

[ratfish-blues]

But also interacting with school admin and having to scramble to explain each of the parental figures in a socially acceptable way is such a violently relatable poly family mood it's not even funny

#wwdits #nothing like one of your bio parents partners coming to pick you up from the nurses office #and you gotta just sit and wait for them to announce whatever lie they're using to the lady at the check out desk #because otherwise you might accidentally call them an uncle when they told admin they were a housemate or something #and it just becomes a whole situation #maybe not as big of a thing for kids on poly families NOW #but I was growing up in the early 2000nds #it would not have gone over well if the school had known

[iodotsys]

Smile for the camera, Dib. :)

#invader zim #dib membrane #gore #oh look he's happy #this has been sitting in my to do forever and i got bored #dib you got your desk light in the shot #poor alien autopsy video quality :/ #my art

[rapidhighway]

for the love of everything that is holy can my roommates invest in desk lamps usually im not even very opinionated about The Big Light but dear god my eyes are getting blasted with big light 24/7 over here

#one of them will just fucking #turn it on when everyone else is in bed????? cause she can't see #USE YOU FLASHLIGHT WHAT IS YOUR PHONE FOR #WE. LITERALLY. WENT. TO. CASTORAMA. TO. BUY. LAMPS. #AND SHE DECIDED SHE DIDNT WANT ONE #IVE BEEN SUFFERING SINCE DAY ONE #my new roommate at least has a night light she usually uses but then she doesnt have a desk lamp so whenever she's doing soethign at her #desk i get blasted by 100000000 lumens #pleas PLEASE STOP OMFG #i know i cant really do shit cause they have to SEE #BUY A FUCKING LAMP DEAR GOD #and you know what. #they have the brightest part of the room #while my desk is sitting in the furthest part from the windows #I ACTUALLY CANT SEE SHIT

[redhotpoker]

Happy (late) birthday @hopelesslovebug !!!

Honestly I was looking for an excuse to draw these two haha

#In my mind youre a bug so youre also a bug in this #(metaphorically) #u can observe them being besties and worsties #actually now im thinking is this rly a good gift if fugo is annoyed at u sitting on his desk #Its fine though cus eventually he likes the mantis #jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #guido mista #pannacotta fugo #jjba vento aureo #vento aureo #jjba golden wind #rhp art