#skaianet

[araneaserketrystoohard]

More kleki artwork

Lalondes

#mom lalonde #homestuck #Rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #beta kids #8ats all 8 eyes #skaianet

[cringefail-clown]

just read bout the skaianet fiasco. good god

#homestuck #skaianet #hussie my dude what were you THINKING #im so mad bout how they wrote jake like HUH?? #the whole h*tler shit omfg #guess what part of the lore is getting scrapped completely in turnabout #even if its unofficial it just sucks such massive ass

[radiopaques]

Was rereading for a thing recently and had a realisation.

Rose Thought this was her mother's room, but it's just a giant wine cabinet of a space. Other thing there though? A transportalizer. Into the skaianet lab. And inside the skaianet lab, there is a little girl's room.

The implication being. Roxy worked so much on trying to study the upcoming apocalypse and program SBURB just in time, she LIVED IN THE LAB. She fucking slept at her workplace !!

This woman is so depressed and overworked, and her only escape is to drink her tiredness away. It's still unexcusable, because she is neglecting her child, but damn. My heart aches for her.

Actually, this in general is a good metaphor for who Roxy is... her outside layer is just an airhead alcoholic, but she's actually a badass science hacker lady who has been working to save her planet since she was very young. She deserves respect, no matter how much she failed as a parent.

#i honestly wouldn't be surprised if this furniture is something she did in fact have since she was little #i also can imagine jake just calling roxy in the middle of the night #like Um could you please look over the code again i think there might be a mistake #and roxy is just like you got it gramps 👍 who needs sleep anyway #mom lalonde #roxy lalonde #homestuck #hs #can you call this meta. i'd read something like that under a meta tag #meta #analysis #skaianet #i guess #hal talks #this might be nothing new but i was a little confused abt these pages on my first read so

[monster4hire]

soemtimes having 2 remind mysleg that the epilogues r not canon Liek idk why it is such an issue for me. mayb its because that's sort of all dirkjake shippers want to discuss cus theres a lot of actual Fucking content in there besides like Happy Ending and blah but dude. They rule a kingdom together and like alll of their pix on the snapchat are them like hanging out being bffesties. i just need to relax on the matter is all

#homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #homestuck epilogues #hs^2 #hs2 #413 #homestuck 2 #ultimate dirk #ult dirk #skaianet

[lycosidaez]

Look I love homestuck,,, but I’m honestly more interested in the setting then the characters at this point 😭

#homestuck #skaianet #sburb #the outer rings #prospit #derse #all that cool shit

[partyrockin]

........... if you know you know

#technically a spoiler for the thing im working on but i dont care #skaianet archives is so cursed it's so CURSED but i WILL bastardize the fuck out of it #also this is my first complete attempt at using ms paint LOL #jake english #jake harley #........................ and charlie chaplin i guess #grandpa harley #homestuck #fanart #my art

[skaianettechsupport]

they look like my disappointed parents

#i love this draw meme #skaianetposting #skaianettechsupport #reanimator #herbert west #danbert #dan cain #daniel cain #skaianet art repository

[lesbocrocker]

alpha kids au where they run the social media accounts for their guardians respective companies/properties and callie draws and writes fanfic of the brands humanised version

#is this anything #just to make it clear dirk = sbahj roxy = complacency of the learned jane = crockercorp jake = skaianet #alpha kids #homestuck #calliope homestuck #roxy lalonde #jake english #jane crocker #dirk strider

[hsauwhere]

Homestuck AU where Dad tells Bro to cook meth with him.

#homestuck au where #homestuck au #homestuck #Dad Egbert #Bro Strider #DAREK WE NEED TO COOK #Ok sure thing Mista Egbert #My name is Roxanne Lalonde yo #Hello and welcome to the Skaianet family my name is Jacob but you can call me Jake

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

if you could make a spinoff or continuation of homestuck like hs^2 or hiveswap or whatever, what would you make?

ALPHA TROLL SESSION. FULL STOP. ALL THREE SWEEPS. WITH BACKSTORY. AND ALCHEMIZATION SEQUENCES!!!!

i dont want to continue the story of homestuck i want a troll session with as much as the time spent into the sburb gameplay as acts 1-3. the beta trolls fucking BLITZED through their game and i want to see the alpha trolls CRAWL.

i want drama i want resentment i want manipulation i want LE hints and i want angels. i. want. LORE.

i would make beforus into a fully developed and realized creation and i would write the alpha trolls with tender loving care like michelangelo carving all those marble dicks i would make people go insane i would put enough symbolism and thematic parallels to choke a goddamn horse i would CRUSH. IT.

SGRUB ALPHA WOULD BE MY FUCKING SISTINE CHAPEL

#anonymous #ask #sorry i got a bit. carried away there. #anyway i think the alpha kids guardians would be cool to have a spin off of! #like skaianet but without the antisemitism

[k-arb]

Friend read me skaianet systems and all i remembered was this

#homestuck #skaia #skaianet systems #meme #jake english

[araneaserketrystoohard]

I feel like most people who hate the homestuck epilogues will have a seizure if they read the skaianet files

#I hate the epilogues too #Skaianet #homestuck #Jake has a love affair with charlie chaplin guys #Guy fieri is canonically named after feferi

[cringefail-clown]

absolutely fucking munching on both strider guardians, would you mind people drawing fan art of em? (and of the au in general ofc) because i need drawing inspo and this is GIVING it

ofc i wouldn't mind at all!! id love to see it! and if any of yall draw something for the tb au pls tag me so i can scream at you lovingly!!

and i just adore strider bros, here have another one as a treat

#ask #homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #dave strider #alpha dave #kinda?? #im thunking about making him a palaeontologist in tb #like listen i love movie director alpha bro but daves fascination with dead stuff always felt like such a wasted opportunity #and the director doesnt really fit this particular au #but the palaeontology stuff ties nicely with guardians knowing about the sburb stuff and helping develop it through skaianet #hed be helping granny jade with the ruins to decode the stuff about the game #hed ofc do the sbahj on the side bc ofc #just a dude and his cool rocks and fossils

[goeticgalaxy]

hey girl why are you so army dreamers coded

#lumi's art #illustrations #art #homestuck #original character #fantroll #oc: winnie sylvil #skaianet forums #Spotify

[calware]

if hs2 and the epilogues are definitely post-canon, and pesterquest and the friendsim are technically post-canon but most people just use that phrase to talk about hs2 and the epilogues, then do hiveswap act 1 and act 2 also count as post-canon? i would assume so, but now that leaves in my mind groups of people in a weird tri-venn-diagram of which ones are post-canon or not

i don't count hiveswap as post canon because (from what i know) nothing's been said that indicates it as not being canon.

for friendsim the team directly stated that it wasn't canon which places pesterquest in the same boat because it's a sequel to friendsim. the epilogues are referred to as "dubiously canon" which places homestuck 2 under dubiously(/beyond) canon as well since it's a sequel to the epilogues. i haven't seen anything like this for hiveswap, so to my knowledge it's being treated as a canon prequel to homestuck

#ask #partyinthecloudkingdom #the skaianet website is sort of in its own category imo #because of how it was just rescinded altogether

[nekropsii]

same anon, tried to dig elsewhere after realizing the document shared with me was gone (either doc itself was deleted or their account was deleted), it's possible it was a type of social media QnA type thing, but I distinctly remember finding that line from having more of a fixation on the dancestors however, I found more evidence of Hussie making light of/parodying the Holocaust in Homestuck through the files found in the "Skaianet Systems Incorporated" website he made, where he made it canon in Homestuck that Grandpa Harley increased powers in Germany because Adolf "wouldn't get off his back" when HIC was gone and let the Holocaust happen might be more-common info throughout the fandom (enough to be on the fandom wiki), but I just now found this out I'll still try to find what I originally messaged about though

Damn, it being gone really complicates things for the both of us, huh? Fuck. I really hate how temporary these kinds of things are. Seriously, the Internet is forever right until you actually need it to be... I think we can still do this though, if your memory is serving correctly.

Okay, so, from my basic searches of what was archived in the Unofficial Homestuck Collection, I couldn’t find it… So that crosses out Formspring, Blogspot, and Tumblr- unless I missed something, which is entirely plausible. If it was a social media QnA, maybe it was on Twitter? This might be a time to bust out the Wayback Machine.

Also, yeah. There’s two main reasons why Skaianet Systems Incorporated isn’t spoken of much at all… One: it’s a relatively obscure chapter in Homestuck’s story, and two: it fucking sucks so bad, dog. Without trying to sound assumptive, it felt almost like a regression..? There seemed to be some tangible difference between 2000’s Hussie and 2019 Hussie, but Skaianet Systems Incorporated really proved otherwise. The whole thing feels very 2000’s in the worst way possible. It’s really disgusting, and I’m glad it’s documented. No one even has the excuse of time period due to it being put up in fucking 2019. Yes, it’s unacceptable regardless of the year, but at the very least that train of “humor” was…. Pretty normalized back in 2000-2012. As unfortunately as that may be.

Side note, regarding Skaianet: Hussie’s persona is so sturdily built in irony that you genuinely can’t tell if they’re improving or not. You can’t really tell anything about this guy- I’ve never seen someone so seemingly allergic to sincerity. It’d be genuinely impressive how difficult they’ve made themself to read if it weren’t for the fact that it was also just so fucking aggravating. You can genuinely start thinking to yourself that Hussie has changed, but the moment that you do that, you activate him and he immediately starts pulling the worst shit you’ve ever seen.

That said, I believe in you, Anon. I’ll run through what’s saved on the Unofficial Homestuck Collection to see if I can find anything even just remotely related or worthwhile. Godspeed.

#homestuck #homestuck meta #homestuck analysis #skaianet systems incorporated #andrew hussie #cw racism #cw antisemitism #nekro.pdf #nekro.sms