#slasherbastard matchups

[slasherbastard]

Hello! Can I possibly have a match? I'm a 5'6 blonde with hazel eyes, freckles, dimples, and vitiligo. I'm curvy when it comes to body type. I'm an ambivert. I'm quiet until I get comfortable and then I don't shut up. I can definitely be aggressive, sarcastic, and sassy. I'm VERY protective and tend to get jealous. I have three different kinds of anxiety, depression, and BPD (all diagnosed). I'm a switch. My hobbies are singing, listening to music, writing, and watching horror movies. Pink is my favorite color. I LOVE my family and spending time with them as well as friends though my social battery has to recharge as well. My love language is physical touch and words of affirmation (50/50). I cuss a lot. I guess that's all the random facts about me ^~^

Thanks :D

guess who finally got around to doing matchups again? sorry this took forever btw but I finally have decided to pair you with 

Billy Loomis and Stu Macher! 

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Billy and Stu both picked up on your quietness when you all first met, it was kind of refreshing to them since they're both energetic. But as the three of you got closer and you started getting more confident, it was like a reset for the two of them. You're more of an opposite of these two in some ways but at the same time you all just match up so well. For example, they definitely don't have social batteries - even if they do, it takes a lot for it to run out - and you're also not a killer (I hope?) 

They're just as protective over you as you are of them. A common trait that the three of you share is jealously. Seriously, the second Billy or Stu sees you talking to another guy EVEN IF you're just talking to an employee at the video store. It doesn't matter who, their hands are rated E for Everyone. Besides, they have to be protective over their lover when there's a killer just lurking around Woodsboro (wink, wink). 

They both love hearing you sing and will definitely sing along with you at any given time - even if they don't know the words. You could be quietly humming a made up tune to yourself while you're working away writing something and Billy will quietly pop up behind you and sing his own little made up tune before Stu comes in with the epic guitar solo that doesn't match at all but it still somehow works because it's Stu. Also dates with them include the usual stuff - horror movies, junk food, slushies? - and cuddling obviously.

Your love language is physical touch and words of affection? MARRIAGE. They both live for that - especially Billy, he's gonna want (and need) extra hugs. On the other side, if you're ever having days where your health is acting up or you're not feeling your best then they will 100% be there for you and do whatever they can to make you feel better (unless you want to be alone, they completely understand). Billy doesn't like to admit it but he's a huge softie and would probably die for you. They both think you're breath taking and will constantly remind you. 

 (NSFW) being a switch in this situation is perfect. Billy is a top and Stu is a bottom and you cannot convince me otherwise

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[slasherbastard]

Hihi!

Could I get a male slasher matchup? If you don’t mind <3

I’m an enby and go by they/them!

I’m pretty pale and 5’7 with a normal frame, kinda muscular too! I have blue eyes with short ginger-brown hair. I have a small almost non existent scar under my left eye that im self-conscious about ugh.

My hobbies are candle making, skateboarding, photography, listening to music, and cooking/baking, I also play the piano and violin!

I don’t really talk to people I meet immediately, I’d rather listen to them talk first and get to know them by observing. Once I’m comfy I’ll talk for hours on things that interest me like horror and true crime (forensics student heck yeah). I can be humorous when I want, mostly teasing my friends playfully. I get anxious easily when I feel overwhelmed either with work or being around large crowds. I’m very friendly and caring, always there for the people I care about. Very empathetic too, I can understand anyone’s situation even if I haven’t lived through it myself. I’m more of an animal person than a people person, my dogs get all my love lmao. I’m not really scared of anything, only being alone hfhhghv I’m touch starved for sure, I’ll take any affection and cry about it while melting. Overall I’m very friendly, most people dont realize because i’ll rarely speak a full sentence.

Thank you for your time, I hope you have a nice day / night! Take your time <3 I love your work 🥺👉👈

Thank you! And sorry this took me forever but finally I've paired you with

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Mr. Vincent Sinclair!

First off, the two of you have a lot of things in common! Candle making is one of Vince's favourite past times when there aren't any victims around, he likes that you can play violin and will no doubt ask you to play him something if you're okay with it. Apart from that you're both also shy and touch starved people, Vincent needs just as much love as he can give you.  He loves having you around since it's nice to have someone around who loves and cares for him on a more personal level, especially since the last person who loved him unconditionally was his mother. Vincent's love language is gift giving in the form of art so he'll draw you or sculpt things for you that he thinks would interest you.

Vincent loves a lot about you. From insecurities to the random habits you have, he pays a lot more attention to you than you'd think. Whether it's the scars you hate or the face you pull when you're in a really deep state of focus, he can't help but smile under that wax mask of his. Call him cliché but he wishes you saw him the way he saw you. Another thing is your sense of humour. Vince doesn't always understand your jokes but your sense of humour is still a beam of light to him in a way. It brings something positive to such an eerie place like Ambrose.

He doesn't really care if you're not a huge speaker since he's mute as well (or he's not that vocal, at least) but he's a great listener and loves hearing you talk about anything when you're more comfy around him - especially your path of study, he thinks it's interesting. He's also not grossed out by your true crime ramblings since he himself is a killer. Overall he's glad that you're into scary stuff since he knows that you aren't as freaked out by what he does for a living.

You don't have to worry about people - well, at least living people - in Ambrose unless you count Vincent's brothers and the occasional short lived guests. Vincent is a very protective person (especially protective of the people he loves) but if Bo has anything to say about Ambrose's newest couple, he will handle it because nobody is allowed to make fun of you. Vincent is glad you're a dog person because surprise, he has a dog! Jonesey isn't really fond of new people but you might just be an exception. If you spend enough time around him he'll start growing onto you and nearly forgetting about Vincent. Seriously. Imagine it getting to the point where Jonesey won't even bat an eye at Vincent and just come running to you whenever you enter the basement.

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[slasherbastard]

I pair you with

Thomas Hewitt!

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How you met Thomas is predictable, you were supposed to be the Hewitt’s dinner but they spared you for some reason - that reason being Thomas. Thomas, despite coming off as big and scary, is such a softie. He loves the sound of your voice because it’s so calming to listen to no matter what song you’re singing, he’ll beg you to sing while he works and maybe play the violin if you want to or he’ll listen to you humming while you’re minding your business.

At first he doesn’t understand why you stiffen up everytime he tries to give you a hug even though you’ll happily kiss him, he might think it’s him but after reassuring him that he’s perfect he’ll be okay. Thomas is insecure so you might have to be a bit careful around him but he’s more than happy for you to go ahead and insult Charlie - you might get some quiet laughs out of Tommy for pulling that stunt. 

There’s a lot he loves about you, your cooking included. Usually human meat is the only meat he’ll eat but holy crap you really know how to cook (Although he may or may not have suggested using human meat on multiple occasions just to see if there was a difference). He’s very interested in your “style” which is new for him since he doesn’t care much for clothes as he usually wears the same few articles of clothing meanwhile your clothes take up a lot more space in your closet. He hopes you won’t mind but if he sees a victim wearing something that looks rather nice he might steal it - what? It’s not like they’re going to need it anyways.

One thing he won’t admit is that he does kind of get scared - well, intimidated - by your glare and RBF. Even Charlie gets a bit worried if he sees you just staring off with a pissed off look. “What’d you do to her this time, Thomas?” Honestly it’s impressive that you managed to scare Charlie since he’s scary himself but Thomas knows when you’re actually mad. 

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[slasherbastard]

Recently came across your blog and really enjoy your writing! If you're not too swamped with requests, could I get a match up please?

[Time to bare my soul to the amazing match-maker!]

★ He/Him pronouns. Gay.

★ Appearance: Petite (153cm, less than 95lbs). Dark brown eyes and hair. Has a fondness of wearing red wigs from my collection of cosplay wigs. Pale with a number of scars. (Despises the sun and extreme heat.) Wardrobe is a mix of goth, 80s vibe, and fashion disaster. Huge variety of footwear to choose from. (e.g. Combat boots? Thigh-high boots? Watermelon sandals?)

★ Personality: Introvert. Observes and will adjust how to interact with others based on that observation. Shy, polite, and quiet around unfamiliar people, but becomes more relaxed and playful once you get to know me. Not a very PDA person. Tries to be helpful, patient, and understanding. Loyal, caring, and protective of loved ones.

Can be a bit stubborn and hotheaded. If someone crosses me or hurts someone I care for I become livid and vengeful. Apparently I go extra hard during my daily work-out routine when I'm pissed off? Not bothered by gore.

OCD tendencies. (Can't.Stop.Washing.My.Hands. A certain item gets bumped out of place? Freak-out and waste time readjusting the item. Breakdown in tears if I can't get it at the exact angle it was before it was moved).

★ Hobbies: Sewing, cooking/baking, photography, drawing, writing, hunting down and collecting various things that pique my interest. Tea cups? Yeah. Hefty music library. Figurines/action figures/dolls/plushies? Over 1000. Then there's the odds and ends such as preserved insects and spiders 🕷️ , a vial of blood, or a bottle of teeth.

★ Love language: Cooking and baking for people. 🍰

A/N: I’m finally out of my writing funk and going through all the matchups that have been collecting dust forever, sorry guys!

Finally, I have paired you with

Asa Emory!

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Introverts unite! You and Asa are perfect match. You don't have to be nervous about meeting Asa's friends since he doesn't really have any. Asa does prefer to be alone a lot at first so you may barely get to see him outside of his office except for when he either takes breaks or decides to sleep in your shared bed instead of his office chair - no Asa, it's not comfy, sleep in an actual bed and stop complaining about your bad back. You're both very observant people. It may not always seem like it, but Asa pays as much attention to your needs as you do to his. He knows that you want to spend more time with him but his work takes up a lot of his time, he's also glad that you understand that and he does try to get through his work just so he can spend more time other than his 10 minute breaks with you.

In case you were still unaware, you're Asa's favourite person so he wants to know everything about you. He's not too familiar with cosplaying and isn't too opposed to the idea (he would probably let you put a wig on him ONCE, going for a full costume plus makeup is reaching but hey, he might?) since he knows that you enjoy it. Asa is a very supportive boyfriend, sure, he may be busy 200% of the time with work and his "side hustle" but he tries to make time for you even if it's just to read a piece of writing you did or to try a dish you cooked. Asa doesn't worry too much about what you wear but he has some favourites that he subtly urges you to wear more - he’ll leave out a pair of shoes or a shirt that he likes on you and if you don’t end up wearing it then he’ll just steal it and keep it somewhere in his office so that he still has a “part” of you with him while he works (jeez, Asa. It’s not like I’m dead).

Asa tries to find ways to help you with your OCD tendencies. He's a very patient man and although he isn't a professional when it comes to people's feelings, he will still try to help and make you feel better - he kills people for a living, he's not going to let you feel judged. He's guilty of "experimenting" with you a bit on this, he won't purposefully disrupt things that could set off your OCD but he tries to see what he can do to lessen the chances of stressing you out. Asa would become more wary of what he does around the house, making sure that anything he touches remains in the state it was previously in, just in case. Also your temper doesn't bother him, if anything it's interesting to him. Don't get him wrong, Asa loves how loyal you are but it's so amusing watching you go from being really shy and quiet around strangers to grilling them and getting so mad at them just for disrespecting you or someone you care about. Asa definitely teases you about it afterwards every time when you were a little more calmed down, he thinks you're really cute.

Asa is The Collector, and even though his collection mostly consists of people he does like to feed into your collection. Although stealing isn't really his style, if he sees something you'd like (maybe a figurine you'd been complaining about wanting for months that's sold out everywhere or even something that looked like something you'd like) while he's out looking for his next experiment then he'll bring it back for you - what? It's not like they're going to be needing it anymore. He also gifts you insects preserved in frames or resin that remind him of you (mostly jewel beetles and flame skimmers since they're both so colourful and interesting) - the framed ones even have creative labels that have to do with you or even inside jokes between the two of you, he has even offered to teach you how to preserve your own creatures when he's not too busy. He’s relieved that you’re not bothered by gore - well, not bothered enough to let him enjoy his work without worrying that you’ll rat him out to the cops, at least.

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[slasherbastard]

Hi im so so sorry to bother but I was wondering if I could maybe get a match up?? It nots that okay I understand! But I am a girl, I'm 5 foot and I'm pretty pale and slim, I dress in a mix of trad goth and nu goth style, I love horror and all things spooky, I pratice witchcraft specifically the "darker" side of things, I love wearing large platforms and doing really cool makeup ans wearing a lot of jewelry, again I really love horror especially horror movies, I like both guys and girls as well, I'm really quite and keep to myself when I first meet someone but I do try to talk and conversate, I have a bit of a short temper and sometimes I can be mean Unintentionally when I really tired or anxious, I love sleeping and I nap a lot, I love to joke around and talk about everything and anything, I love rock, deathmetal, and goth music, I am constantly dying and changing my hair from super bright colors to dark ones, my hair is short and cut like ramona flowers hair, im a bit loud and clumsy sometimes but I'm also sometimes really quite and sneaky without trying and there's no in-between, I am a horrible procrastinator and I easily forget things, I love video games and art, and my hobbies include reading, writing, gaming, reading tarot cards and my craft. My favorite color is purple and I am deathly afraid of bugs and spiders. I love cats and rabbits and all animals that are Tony and cute and I have a horrible habit of drinking sodas and leaving then halfways finished and staying up to ungodly hours of the night and then complaining about how tired I am the next day. Thank you so so much again!!

I’m gonna apologise every time I post a matchup because I’m taking forever to do them so sorry!

I pair you with

Asa Emory and Nancy Downs!

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Nancy isn’t really used to seeing other people who look like her so when she first saw you she just knew that she had to be friends with you and then suddenly you were dating. She loves your whole get go, the music, the style, the hair, your love for witchcraft? You’re both so similar that it’s a bit spooky (haha see what I did there? Sorry), she’s actually glad that you like the same things as her so she won’t feel the need to hide anything from you. She would melt if she caught you wearing her clothes, even one of her necklaces. Also she might steal some of your clothes - it’ll get to a point where neither of you will be able to tell who originally owned which shirt or pair of shoes. Practicing witchcraft with her is one of her favourite ways to spend time with you!

Cuddling and watching horror movies. Do I need to say more? These two LOVE cuddling with you and watching horror movies. Another thing they love about you is your art, they both think you’re so talented and anything you draw gets either hung up or kept somewhere safe, same goes for your writing, they’ll want to read it no matter what it’s about. They both seem like scary and heartless people but they’re not, especially around you since you’re their weakness. Asa and Nancy are both new to videogames, they’re aware of them but they’ve never had the time to try any out. Nancy would love the silent hill games while Asa probably wouldn’t be too into any games, maybe Bioshock? 

Nancy has a short temper of her own and although she doesn’t really know how to control herself most of the time, she knows a few tricks to help calm herself down at least enough to not want to fill someone’s house with bugs and snakes which she’ll offer to you if you’re ever upset (the tricks, not the bugs). Again, they both seem scary and heartless but if anything or anyone is bothering you then they’ll help out no matter what. Asa would be the type to “dislike” the idea of having a cat but imagine this, late at night while he’s grading test papers or maybe even passed out from overworking himself, cuddling up with the cat and gently snoring. But Asa does have two dogs so if you did get a cat then it’d have to stay away from those two. Meanwhile Nancy would be over the moon - but she’d definitely want a black cat because why not. 

The only problem with Asa is that he loves insects and spiders and he collects them (he does study them so there’s no surprise there). He might try to help you with your phobias but if it doesn’t help then he’ll try to keep that side of his work away from you. I feel like Asa is the type to leave little post it notes on your bathroom mirror with messages like “water the plants” “I love you” and “go to sleep early” neatly written on them before he goes to work. Sometimes Asa will try to force you to go to sleep but then when you deny his request and stay up until 4am, he’ll roll his eyes when he sees you yawning and struggling to stay awake at breakfast the next morning while telling you off about going to bed late.

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[slasherbastard]

☆Hey can I have a match up?☆

♡Gender: afab nonbinary

♡Height: probably 5'3 (I'm very short)

♡I have medically diagnosed adhd and anxiety.

°My hobbies: Drawing (any type of art but mostly Drawing).

♡Likes: music (preferably mcr), cuddling, talking about my favorite things and telling jokes.

♡Dislikes: yelling and loud noises.

☆Appearance!!☆

Short dark hair, light brown eyes and a small body frame as well as a baby face (young looking face without makeup lol) and I wear alot of dark colored clothing but I'll change my style every now and then.

☆◇Personality◇☆

I can be shy when you first meet me like, can't talk shy but once you get to know me I am sarcastic, I have abit of dark humor, and I can be funny. I'll get quiet if someone shouts but I'm a pretty chill person at times.

I'll tell my partner how beautiful/handsome they are and I'll draw them portraits of them for them. I can be a pretty touch starved person so I'll cuddle whenever with my partner at random times. I can be abit protective if someone hurts my partner.

((Sorry if it's too much ^^'))

Thank you, It’s not too much at all! And I match you up with 

Vincent Sinclair!

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You guys have quite a bit in common. When you first met Vincent you were very shy around him which he completely understood since he’s the shy type as well, mostly around people he’s not familiar with (and a bit hostile, but you’re an exception). You both are interested in art which is a huge bonus, you both love to make and draw stuff for each other - Vincent particularly loves your portraits of him, it makes him wonder how you’d draw him without his mask on. 

Vincent loves your music taste considering you’re into the same sort of music. He loves hearing you hum along to my chemical romance while working, most of the time you have no idea you’re humming until Vincent starts humming as well. Your style as well, this man loves everything about you. Sometimes when you decide to change up your clothing from the usual dark layers he’ll lend you one of his lighter sweaters which is a bit big on you, but it’s still comfy as hell. 

He’s fine with the fact that you’re non-binary, it’s none of his business what you identify as and he respects you. He understands your anxiety a bit more than your adhd but tries his best to learn more about it, and tries to help out as much as he can anytime you’re feeling overwhelmed, especially if Bo raises his voice at you when he’s in one of his moods. Sometimes when you’re hanging out with Vincent and his brothers and Bo starts getting rowdy, Vince usually holds your hand under the table unless it’s too much for you, then he’ll let you go back to the basement for a well needed time out.

Your more “open” personality gave Vincent whiplash. He was really used to you being quiet around him and his brothers but after you started getting more comfortable you began getting more playful and sarcastic around the three. But Vince is also glad you’ve eased up to him and his family. Also Vincent loves your jokes - the darker ones are his favourites though. He’s mostly non verbal but he sometimes laughs at your jokes or makes a small grunt instead. The two of you are both touch starved so surprise hugs become a thing between the two of you but only when neither of you are busy - especially not when Vincent’s working on his sculptures, you made that mistake once. As the two of you start getting closer, Vincent will start wearing his mask around you less of the time.

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[slasherbastard]

hiya! i hope you are doing well, i was wondering if i could get a matchup if you don’t mind!

my pronouns are she/her, im 4’10[baby hands, tiny feet size 2 to be exact ,but hugeeee thighs, a tummy and a fat ass], and my myers briggs type is intp-t. im an introvert around new people but extremely talkative around those im comfortable with. im bi & i use humor as a coping mechanism [sometimes gets me in trouble] . i have a potty mouth and can be really insensitive towards others feelings without actually realizing it. i have rather obsessive tendencies and easily gets fixated on one thing for months at a time. my current obsession is crocheting! my hobbies include: gardening, crocheting, spending money i don’t have on clothes, writing smut, and watching star wars.! i love to garden and be around flowers my favorite being cosmos. i like to present myself as confident though i’m actually really insecure. i love y2k as well as cottage core aesthetic, and if i was an animal i’d be a raccoon. go to pick up line is: damn baby you shit with that ass. thank youuuu <333

I wanna apologise because you've had to wait months for this but after way too long - I have finally paired you with

Anna/Huntress and Freddy Krueger!

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Anna may come off as scary but she really isn't. Under these circumstances, you were probably either a survivor she had to sacrifice during a trial but either couldn't bring herself to kill you, or you managed to escape - or you might've been another killer she met in-between trials. Huntress does have a mean exterior but she also does have a soft side and a big heart (which she does try to hide when others are around). Her love language is gift giving, she isn't really one for affection since she isn't used to it but she will go out of her way to make and find you items like flowers and even your own mask (of a raccoon) if she has the time and resources. Her nickname for you is actually енот (raccoon in Russian) because you remind her so much of one. Dates with Anna would include going for walks in the somewhat safer areas of the northern woods where the more dangerous prey don't lurk. Huntress would probably hum her lullaby to herself as the two of you walked before stopping to talk with you about whatever was on either of your minds. She likes hearing you talk about your interests because yours and her lives are very different - unless you also lived most of your life alone in a forest - and she just finds you interesting in general.

Gardening! With! Anna! The Huntress is more of a "natural instincts" type which means she knows a thing or two about which plants in the northern woods are safe to eat and which weather conditions they thrive in. You would have to do all this before winter hits though, unless you want a frostbitten lip to match Anna's. She will insist on teaching you how to hunt and gather food for the frozen period but apart from that she also wants to learn how to garden with you even if you're just planting flowers outside the cabin to lighten it up a little more. There isn't much to do during the winter except for waiting for the warmer weather to break through, luckily you can pass the time with crocheting which really comes in hand with the colder weather. If you can, crochet her a sweater! She would practically end up living in it while she's around the cabin but if she suspects she's going to end up in another one of the Entity's trials she'll switch back into her worn out beige/white one she's more known for since she doesn't want your sweater getting dirty or ripped. You would probably end up making her a scarf or a set of gloves to wear as well just so she doesn't get frostbite again - if she hasn't already stolen said scarf or gloves, that is.

Forcing Freddy to watch Star Wars with you truly is something. He's never really been into that sort of stuff and he doesn't really understand what's going on but he'll try to enjoy it since he knows he's not getting out of this without not having seen at least one of the movies -but be warned, he's the type to half-jokingly yawn during the not so action-y parts and ask questions every two seconds. "Why does he wear that helmet?" "His face is burnt, just like yours Freddo"   "Ah. . .maybe I should get one as well. Who's that I forgot his name already-"     He's almost concerned with how much you swear - even he doesn't swear that much - it's gotten to the point where he has a tip jar set up in the kitchen specifically for you to fill and once it does eventually fill up, he gives you the money to spend on whatever you want before the cycle repeats itself again. Sometimes Freddy likes to surprise you with things that fit whatever you're fixating on at the time, maybe he'll show up with a plush of a character from a movie you like or materials for a certain craft you're enjoying. He isn't really one to indulge in other's interests unless either it peaks a genuine interest in him or if he's just bored.

Freddy loves your thighs, you can sometimes catch him running his fingers or his blades just running along the skin gently while the two of you are sitting together or while you're trying to fall asleep. He also likes that you can be mean even if you do it unknowingly. He thinks your sense of humour is funny and he also tries to be mean and tease you about things like your height even though he's only a few inches taller than you (he's just glad he's finally met someone shorter than him). Freddy will try to use your head as an arm rest and call you short but it never really does much since you'll just start roasting him. One thing that Freddy loves to tease you about is your risqué writing. Now, Freddy isn't one for reading - that is until he stumbled upon a piece of writing you were working on that you'd left open on your computer and of course his curiosity had gotten the best of him and he read the whole thing. He's a bit - actually, VERY - dirty minded so he brought this "writing piece" up with you immediately. Oh, the look on your face made him laugh. Let's just say that this made him want to visit your dreams a lot more than he already does. On the topic of romance, the first time you used your pickup line on Freddy he didn't know how to respond, he didn't know if he was supposed to be aroused or scared.

They're both aware of your insecurities but you really don't have to worry about that around these two because they don't care about those details you hate and also they've probably been through worse - look at Freddy, he looks like he was left in the air fryer for too long - so anything about yourself that makes you feel icky almost goes unnoticed by these two unless you mention it and it does makes them wonder how you can dislike those things about yourself. Of course, they've got their own insecurities themselves. Sometimes when Freddy catches a glimpse of his appearance in a mirror he may feel disgusting but he mostly just feels enraged by the reminder of what was done to him, but what really gets him is his fear of you leaving him for someone that isn't like him. It's hard learning about the Huntress' insecurities since she hides them so well and doesn't really seemed to be ashamed of anything but who knows?

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[slasherbastard]

Hey! I just found your blog recently, but I want to quickly say that I really love your writing!! You’re so talented and good at eliciting emotions! Your work has inspired me to get back into writing as well and you seem super nice! Keep doing what you’re doing!! ❤️ I’m not sure if matchups are still open, feel free to ignore this if they’re closed! But I hope you’re having a good day today! I’ll put my matchup info below:

I’m a gay trans man and I’m like 5’0” lmaoo I love playing guitar, listening to rock/metal music, and drawing! I’m not sure if it’s relevant but I have Bipolar Disorder and PTSD, and I like collecting bones/dead things hahaha! As for my appearance, I like wearing colorful/weird stuff! Like heart shaped glasses, shirts with weird images/text on them, rainbow socks… I’m kind of a fashion disaster lmao but it makes me happy! I have short, dark, curly hair and tan skin and I kind of have a baby face lol! For personality, I’m mostly quiet, but I get very passionate about certain things, especially the things that I like! I love joking around and being lighthearted! I’m pretty chill, but I’ve been told I’m a little scary when I’m angry hahaha! I’m super physically affectionate and I struggle with separation anxiety with people I really care about! I can be kind of protective too! And uhh yeah! I think that’s it!! I hope this isn’t excessive! Thank you so much in advance! Again, I hope you’re having a good day today! ❤️❤️

First of all I nearly cried reading the note, ahh thank you so much you’re so nice! Sorry this took forever to write-

I pair you with 

Chop Top Sawyer!

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The two of you are a real team. You’re more laid back and chill while Choptop is loud and crazy, you both go together perfectly. Seriously, even your interests match up nicely. You like collecting bones and dead things? One of the perks of dating a cannibal and living in the middle of rural texas is that there’s bound to be bones just lying around somewhere. Expect Chop Top to bring you human bones from his family’s previous victims, but if you’re not cool with collecting human bones then he’ll take you out to look for animal carcasses. You like jokes? So does Chop! He’s probably really into really bad jokes as well as dad jokes - also a few dirty ones if you’re okay with that. 

Chop Top has PTSD too so he understands what it’s like but he doesn’t understand what you’ve specifically gone through. If you’re comfortable speaking about it with him then he’s all ears. He himself doesn’t really like to talk about the war, but he might if he’s feeling a bit vulnerable. He isn’t very educated on bipolar disorder so if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed or having a depressive episode, Chop Top is one of those people who cries when he sees other people cry so if you’re ever upset you may have to end up comforting him, but he’ll also try to get your mind off of those negative thoughts and try to tell you the dumb jokes that you told him that made him nearly fall over laughing. When you’re feeling more hyper he will keep a closer eye on you just to make sure you don’t get yourself hurt - he may be a sadist but he’s also a gentleman, sort of. Also he’s perfectly fine with you being trans! He doesn’t think any less of you and won’t let anyone treat you badly or misgender you . He is very supportive but he will need you to educate him more on the topic.

Chop Top loves your style since it’s close to his but a little move evolved and he will probably take inspiration from you and try to steal your clothes and if none of them fit him he will steal your sunglasses. Also he doesn’t understand half of your shirts but he still thinks they’re funny - you definitely would’ve had to make a lot of them yourself since this is the 70s, and Chop Top would 100% want to match with you. Your wardrobe is full of bright colours and shitposts (do you like those shirts with oddly specific texts on them? Because that’s all I can think about). Imagine Drayton trying to figure out what the hell your shirts mean. “Never underestimate a man who was born in July and plays the guitar and is terrified of their aunt, and does everything they can to avoid her at family gatherings- What in the goddamn hell is that supposed to mean? What’dya mean there’s worse ones?” Think about it, you and Chop Top laughing your asses off as you both show Drayton your shared collection of weird shirts, congratulations - you’ve broken Drayton. 

Another thing about this rat is that he craves your affection. He’s a very clingy man and that mixed with your physical affection? Heaven to him. The two of you will just lay in bed cuddling for as long as you possibly can before Chop Top needs to get up and deal with his family. Chop Top definitely hates leaving you alone - probably even more than you hate being away from him - but at the end of the day when you guys are reunited, it’s just endless kissing and cuddling until you fall asleep. On the topic of affection, Chop Top loves nicknames - he also likes it when you call him Bobby.

#slasherbastard matchups #slasher #writing #chop top #chop top sawyer #horror #if you're actually born in july and are terrified of your aunt im sorry i had no idea #i actually was gonna get a shirt made sort of like that ages ago but forgot about it until this moment

[slasherbastard]

DBD killer matchup pls! Im a straight girl with brown hair and hazel eyes, wear glasses but dislike wearing them because im rather about it Im very insecure about myself ( cuz i never had a fatherfigure )but will protect the ones I love,mostly im cheerfull but i also can be very sad quickly. ENFJ , sometimes grumpy ( mostly in the morning) I will always do my best and always want to help people Kinda goofy and derpy sometimes. I also like to tease and sometimes am a little socially awkward Tysm!

Thank you for being patient! Sorry I've been really unmotivated but I finally got back into writing (lets see how long that lasts)

Finally, I pair you with

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Joey!

Joey's very outgoing and this falls in perfectly with your socially awkward nature. Although he can be a bit of a showoff he isn't the pushy type, he will attempt to help you grow out of your shell and become more confident but he won't push you to do anything that makes you uncomfy. He can be a pretty laid back guy but he loves people for who they are - Joey loves it when you crack jokes but he also likes protective you are. Usually, he's the protective one but he's not going to complain because there's a part of him that secretly loves it.

Joey doesn't care how you look at all. Again, he loves people for who they are and also encourages people to embrace the parts they dislike about themselves and you're no different. He would encourage you to wear your glasses around him. He's a very comforting person and definitely won't make you feel ashamed if anything's bothering you.

When the two of you end up in trials together he will try to avoid you as much as he can - same with the rest of Legion. Sure, they won't be able to spare you forever during their trials but they'll "slip up" and "accidentally" let you escape every once in a while just so the Entity doesn't think they've gone soft. On the topic of trials, Joey tends to watch you from afar just to make sure none of the other survivors are giving you a tough time (and if they are, there's a reason that the basement has hooks).

Outside of the Entity's Realm (if you met before all that) where the two of you aren't separated by that invisible line between survivor and killer, you two are inseparable. Joey just chuckles when he sees how grumpy you are in the mornings, he thinks it's adorable but he will also drag you out of bed. Somewhat unrelated but if you're dating Joey, you're instantly friends with the rest of legion - they're like a whole package deal.

#slasherbastard matchups #dead by daylight #dbd #dbd matchup #dbd killer #legion #joey dbd #joey legion #the legion

[slasherbastard]

Heard you do matchups?

Coolios.

I’m a gay non-binary feminist who use to ride a unicycle to and from school before, ya know, that virus. I’m pretty kind and it’s hard for me to be mean unless (you guessed it) someone deserves it.

I’m violently Italian and I collect oddities (aka I’m a trash goblin who collects dead things and anything mildly interesting off the side of the street).

I like dancing (specifically burlesque and west coast swing) and reading. Can play the flute, clarinet, and spoons. Also have a deep love for noir movies. I grew up in the bush (still live there) which probably exlpains some things.

I’m fairly short (5’2 to be exact) with really short brown hair and brown eyes. Kinda chubby but hey it helps keep me warm. Have a few piercings. Kinda in between pale and ever so slightly olive? Idk.

Found ya on ao3 btw keep up the good work!

Hi hello thank you! I decided to do two matchups instead of one just in case, so I pair you with

Lester Sinclair and Baby Firefly!

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They are both so accepting! Although they aren’t too knowledgeable on the subject (especially Baby since she’s from the 70s), neither of them are judgemental but you might have to educate them a little. Baby isn’t too aware of boundaries so there will be moments where she’ll just randomly start playing with your hair and piercings - she definitely wants to get a piercing or two now, probably a nose stud or a helix ring. Lester also loves playing with your hair, he isn’t bothered by your piercings but he’ll definitely ask questions about how much they hurt. Either way, they both think you’re a badass. 

You being a trash goblin goes hand in hand with these two. Chances are that every time any of you go out, you’ll come back with new things to fill your vulture culture collection. The Firefly’s are known for being hoarders so you’re bound to find something interesting in their backyard and Lester loves finding roadkill and other dead things, he’ll definitely bring back some bones or a skull for you if he’s lucky. 

You like noir films? You’re probably gonna spend a lot of time in the theatre in Ambrose then. Nobody - by nobody I mean the wax figures filling most of the seats in the theatre rooms - knows this, but Whatever Happened To Baby Jane isn’t the only film that plays, Bo just doesn’t see the point in changing the movie and the marquee sign that hangs over the roof of the cinema since nobody stays in town alive long enough to watch a movie (especially when almost all the seats are taken up by dead people encased in wax), but Lester can pull a few strings with his brother to get him to change everything for a night or two. Baby also would have a few noir films lying around

They love listening to you play, sometimes Baby will sing along or dance and then sometimes she’ll just sit back and listen to you play. Lester probably has a harmonica that he’ll bring out for jam sessions. Baby probably already has some experience with dancing burlesque but would still want to learn more from you and possibly perform with you. 

#slasherbastard matchups #matchup #slasher #writing #horror #house of 1000 corpses #house of wax #house of wax 2005 #lester sinclair #baby firefly

[slasherbastard]

HII can i have a slasher matchup?! i’m 4'6 (yes I'm 19!) with blonde and brown hair(split) I also have bangs. Ocean blue eyes and a piercing on my tongue, my nose (3) and (6) on my ear also 2 lip piercings! i’m way to clingy and I have an addiction to stuffed animals?! I'm low-key shy but when someone insults me or my friends! They 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 need a doctor. My hobbies are horseback riding, drawing, dancing, singing and watching movies (also being on my phone to much!). I love to draw chibi art. My fav food is anything really! I suffer from diabetes, depression, anxiety and ED's but I am able to do contortion! (which I'm thankful for) I am pansexual and my ideal date is to just spend hours even days just chilling with each other really. I also get really emotional for no reason. (when someone raises their voice or gives me an nasty look I'm an cancer so that might explain alot) I'm multilingual (Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Dutch, English, Spanish, French, Russian, flemish, and German.) I love candy and just anything like sweets. My fav thing to wear oversized sweaters with knee high socks or leggings under them.

I’m taking the longest time to get through these matchup requests which I apologise for, but now for the big reveal. I pair you with

Stu Macher!

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A/N: I know I broke the slasher code by just pairing you with Stu instead of Billy x Stu and I’m sorry

The two of you are VERY much alike - except for the part where he kills people, do you kill people as well? Stu gives amazing hugs. He was pretty shocked to see you lash out at someone for calling him a playground insult, usually you’re so quiet but he’s not complaining he thinks you’re cool. Stu can be immature and goofy but if something is really upsetting you he will let down that part of him and be almost completely serious with you. He might get a little annoying but he just wants to make sure you’re safe and not skipping any important things like meds (If you take any) or meals.

Date nights where you just cuddle and watch horror movies or even just do nothing together are so comforting, you both just love being around each other. Hell, even your hobbies are his. He’s never been horseback riding but he’d love to try it out sometime. If he sees you dancing along to something playing on the radio he will happily join you or if you’re doodling he will beg you to draw the two of you. He’s so cute. 

Your contortion work is so impressive yet scary to him, he definitely tried to copy you without realising how hard contortion is (especially without practice) and definitely got hurt but that hasn’t stopped him from trying again, “Can you do that thing from The Exorcist? Like where she goes down the stairs backwards?”. He also thinks it’s cool that you’re multilingual - how you manage to remember 10 different languages is beyond him. Also, he loves it when you wear his clothes - especially that beige/white sweater - since they pretty much just hang off you. 

#slasherbastard matchups #slasher #writing #horror #scream #stu macher #ghostface

[slasherbastard]

Hi! Can you please do a match up for me if you’re still doing them? I’m female but I really don’t care what pronouns you call me, I’m not picky. I’m bisexual. I’m 5’1 (I hate but also love being so short), really skinny, I don’t know why, I literally eat all the time, um I have dark brown hair that goes down to about midway down my neck, I’m have eyes that are so dark they’re considered black on the color scale, I’m half Mexican-half Norse (I think that’s what you call it, my dad is basically full Viking). I only have one piercing, which is an industrial piercing, I really like goth and hippie clothing but really my go to outfit is sweatpants, and a baggy teeshirt. Um personality wise I’m very mean and cold unless you’re one of the people who I’m very close to, then I’m super loving. A bunch of people say I’m creepy cause I love gorey and scary things like horror movies, true crime documentaries, everything, I even have a rabbit skull in my room that I’m trying to put back together. Um some things I do for fun is watch horror movies, draw, paint, play clarinet, listen to music (preferably country, pop, or heavy metal), and I’ve recently taken up on sculpting with clay and wax, though I can’t get the faces right. Oh and the only other thing about me is that I’m a total stoner, and have a nicotine addiction so✌️. But yeah that’s about it, thank you!

Note: Sorry I am taking years to get through all these requests I’m just trying not to repeat any characters I’ve already done matchups for even though it’s getting realllll tempting. 

But finally, I pair you with

Michael Myers (RZ)!

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Michael doesn’t really care much for your appearance, he’s just glad you like someone like him - although the height difference does surprise him (for reference, this man is 6’7).  When he first saw your industrial piercing he thought it was cool and wanted to touch it. Hopefully Michael has some extra clothing lying around - unless he just lives and breathes those dirty blue coveralls - because he wouldn’t know how to act if he saw you walking around wearing one of his shirts.

You’re into scary stuff? I can hear the wedding bells. Watching horror movies or true crime docs together is perfect for the two of you. There’s definitely a true crime doc somewhere about Michael but he probably wouldn’t want to watch it. He’s thankful that you aren’t freaked out by blood and gore considering that he’s a literal serial killer and sometimes he’ll surprise you with animal bones. 

He’s not a huge fan of any music that isn’t loud, so he was surprised with how he reacted to hearing you play the clarinet. It was very soothing for him and he definitely wouldn’t mind hearing it more. It might take a bit of time to get Michael used to your music taste - I’m just imagining him trying to listen to Blake Shelton without cringing, no offense.

He tries to act all big and tough even though he’s incredibly touch starved and LOVES how loving you can be - but he also loves your mean side. He’s not used to people being so nice to him and he pretty much craves it whenever you come home. Michael loves spending time with you, one of his favourite past times with you is mask making. By now you probably - definitely -  have a room filled with masks. Would you design masks for him or sketch out some ideas? (possibly OOC, but after your mask dries, imagine the two of you taking your masks and making them kiss).

#Vincent was also a close one #slasherbastard matchups #slasher #horror #writing #rob zombie #rob zombie halloween #halloween 2007 #halloween #michael myers #rob zombie michael myers #rz michael myers

[slasherbastard]

could I get a matchup please? I’m a gay man, approximately 5’6, and I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Personality-wise, I’m very altruistic, and like having things in schedules, to keep things in orders. I’ve been told I’m the “mom friend” because I tend to cook them food, and give them rides to places. Physically, I’m very affectionate, and like to hold people, or be held.

This took me way too long to write I’m sorry. I was stuck between 3 different slashers, but finally, I have matched you with

Jason Voorhees!

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Jason didn’t think anyone had morals anymore, not that he ever knew anyone like that apart from his own mother. That was until he was watching the scene before him, Camp Crystal Lake had reopened for the millionth time and the counsellors were being as careless as the ones from decades ago. When he first saw you he was confused by his feelings, he should’ve been feeling bloodlust and murderous but something about you stuck out to him - so he decided to give it a day or two before going on his killing spree. The next morning he tried to keep an eye on you, he watched you being friendly with the other counsellors and talking to the children but he stopped when he realised someone had pushed one of the kids into the lake. It was like history repeating itself only this time the innocent child survived because someone cared enough to save him - and that someone was you. Jason couldn’t believe it and his feelings of uncertainty changed to love from that moment on. 

Before Jason approached you he went to his mother for advice and she told him that she approved of you. He was worried about how you’d react to him, he was a giant killer and you were a mid size, kind hearted human, but he pushed his thoughts aside and did what he had to do - kill all the counsellors and take you for himself. He tried to tell himself that kidnapping you was the only option to take away from his guilt and surprisingly, you were okay. Okay, you were a little freaked out when you woke up in his cabin away from the camp in the middle of the wooded area but Jason tried his hardest to help you feel more comfortable with your new life since he didn’t intend on letting you leave. It doesn’t take Jason long to realise how much better you are than he would’ve thought.  He loves your cooking, he even decided to finally fix the oven so you could cook proper meals instead of eating campfire meals every night.  You remind Jason a lot about his mother, you care for him when no one else will and always put yourself before others.

You showed Jason a new side that he wasn’t all too familiar with. For starters, affection. The only person in his life who ever made him feel loved was his mother, and now he has you. He’s very touch starved and your very affectionate nature changed him, the two of you had to start off small and work your way up from hand holding to cuddling to your first kiss. Jason loves to hold you so much to the point where sometimes he’ll abandon his duties just to stay in bed with you. Jason tries not to bring you into his dirty work, so he prefers it when you help out with his “morning-afternoon” routine which is mostly just yard work - how else do you think that the camp stays in good shape when nobody goes near it for years at a time? - and collecting wood for the colder nights.

#slasherbastard matchups #slasher #writing #jason voorhees #friday the 13th

[slasherbastard]

If you're still doing match ups, can I have one?

Gender - Female

Height - around 5'5

4 hobbies of mine - sleeping, climbing, going to shooting ranges and paintball.

I like anything that others would find scary, huge adrenaline junkie and doing anything active.

I'm a Black belt in kickboxing.

I don't like slow people or people who can't take a joke.

Appearance wise-

Long blonde hair, 1 green eye and 1 brown/hazel. I have a more sharper face, slightly muscular body type-not buff but visible muscle. I wear a lot of vests,shorts and trainers.

Personality wise-

Pretty loud, cocky and mean most of the time. I speak before I think which is abother bad trait of mine as I get in trouble for it. I don't pay attention to others unless I like them so if I upset you you have to straight up tell me because I won't notice and deadass I probably won't even care if you get quiet or if you're sad ✌🏻 (damn I sound like a bitch) but I do mind my own business if you mind yours and will let you do you and vibe.

On the better side of me I am very protective and loving towards people I actually like. I'm not an extremely judgemental person but I am honest and will tell you if you look like ass. I'll cuddle up to you on a cold night to try and keep you warm. The type to give you my jacket and freeze if your happy. I'm loyal and would never abandon you or break your trust.

I'm a very 'don't give a fuck' kind of person.

My love language is gifts and a little touch, rarely words.

sorry this one is a bit shorter than usual, but I pair you with

Bo Sinclair!

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Are you and Bo the same person? You guys would’ve met the same way every other victim of the town of Ambrose met Bo, only you lived to see he wasn’t just a killer. That black belt in kickboxing really came in handy while you were fighting for your life over this guy. It pissed Bo off but also intrigued him, he wasn’t used to being defeated so when he finally managed to catch you, he decided killing you would be too easy and let you live - as long as you didn’t leave or try to kill him or his brothers. 

Bo’s a bit of a show off and loves competition but can’t stand losing. Once he found out you liked shooting he was cool with taking you to a shooting range but since there aren’t any shooting ranges in Ambrose, Bo decided to surprise you with a makeshift shooting range since he does a few guns and a lot of beer bottles lying around - only he had no idea how good you were, you definitely bruised that little ego of his. He’s a bit jealous of your muscles but is too egotistical to admit it, though he will tease you about your height even though you’re not that much shorter than him (it makes him feel better, especially after you kick his ass in literally everything else). 

Bo loves your personality - again, you guys are pretty much the same person - so when you’re together neither of you have filters so the two of you can talk about anything without having to really worry if either of y’all are gonna get upset, but when Vincent or Lester are around which is rare enough, the two of you will have to tone it down a bit. Bo also loves how loyal you are. Growing up he wasn’t given as much love by his parents as his brothers and he doesn’t really have anyone anymore, he won’t admit this either but he loves your cuddles (especially when you’re the big spoon).

#slasherbastard matchups #bo sinclair #house of wax #house of wax 2005 #slasher #writing

[slasherbastard]

Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. May I please have a matchup for a slasher? My pronouns are She/They and I’m bisexual with a preference to masculinity. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus. Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. Because of me dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome things like slashers and murder documentaries. A friend of mine even likes to call me “discount vomitboyx”. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people. When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. I’m not good with overly sensitive or dramatic people at all, and while people around me say I’m good with kids I find them annoying. Close friends call me the mother friend, too. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’m the type of person that has very strong morals and opinions. I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and become aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above. I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( GRLwood, MCR, P!ATD, MSI, Get Scared, sometimes Cavetown or Mother Mother ). I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. Which may or may not make me a little clingy when there’s 1 on 1 time. I’m guilty of being submissive unfortunately, and I suffer from social autism, depression and anxiety. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. If you do get to this, thanks for your time. - Coii

sorry this took forever but I finally did it, and I pair you with

Tiffany Valentine!

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Note: Asa Emory/The Collector was a close second

The two of you would make the perfect couple. Seriously, the two of you are so alike. When you two first met she thought you were the cutest, you mean everything to her - even more than Chucky did - and she would definitely die for you. Tiff is so supportive, if you’re ever feeling down about yourself or upset for any reason, you bet she’s gonna be there trying her best to make sure you feel safe and loved. She knows that this stuff doesn’t just go away overnight and completely understands when you need your alone time.

Tiff is very affectionate and romantic, date nights are usually spent cuddling and watching murder documentaries together until you fall asleep in her arms. She loves everything about you including your style since it’s similar to hers - she has probably told you that you can borrow her clothes anytime (since you’re not really comfy with feminine clothing, she would have some jeans and a band shirt or two lying around past all those black dresses she sports in her human form). 

Love animals? Well, Tiffany has a pet spider named Charlotte if that counts? But Tiffany would be thrilled to adopt a more domestic pet if you’re not a huge fan of spiders, although it would have to probably be a cat since she does live in a trailer. She’d definitely want a black cat named Salem or Morticia. Your music is very similar to hers so she’ll listen to it with you - I feel like Tiff is a fan of MCR already but she’d love mother mother, imagine her singing along to ‘Arms Tonite’ and dancing with you (she probably thinks the song is really romantic in a messed up way).

Her heart melts when she sees you cuddled up in bed with a plushie - bonus points if it’s one she bought you. She loves buying you gifts - it’s her love language besides affection. Tiffany can be a little more emotional than the other slashers but she finds your sense of humor and sarcasm amusing and can look past the more insulting jokes but will tell you if something you said hits hard. She likes a feisty lover since she can be feisty too, the two of you really go together hand in hand and she couldn’t have asked for a better partner even if she had to whip out one of her old spellbooks.

#slasherbastard matchups #tiffany valentine #tiffany #child's play #matchup #chucky #slasher #writing #i feel like J.D should've been the close second instead of Asa

[slasherbastard]

Can I get a matchup please 👉👈

I’m genderfluid and Bisexual, short dirty blond hair, I like to dye my hair but don’t do it often. My eyes change color between blue, gray, and green idk why. Kinda short (think about 5’1), pale af, and skinny(I’m weak too lmao).

I’m very physically affectionate and and praise people a LOT. I’m extremely careful about boundaries, even if I don’t have a lot. I tend to be as transparent as possible and can be brutally honest without realizing it. On god I couldnt care less about gender roles or any of that.

I love music, I really couldn’t live without it. I love art, drawing, painting, clay, making jewelry, any and all. I like giving friends stuff even tho I get shy about it. I love listening to people talk! There are no must haves for me bc I’m super adaptable.

I have a problem of getting overwhelmed and spending some time to myself, but I try to make it up to people! I don’t really hold grudges, but even if I do I’ll get over it pretty fast.

Thanks for the request! I match you with the devil himself doing the devil’s work-

Otis Driftwood!

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This guy thinks you’re a badass. Hands down, a total badass. He likes that you don’t care about fitting into a specific box and how brutally honest you can be, Otis himself is also a pretty blunt person and he wants someone with fire and you’ve got it. Otis’ views are a bit old but once he meets you they all go out the window. Seriously, Otis can’t think of a single thing that he doesn’t not like about you - except for your height. He will tease you and get very cocky about it but will also fight anyone who gives you shit about being short. Just a warning, he’s gonna be really curious about how you identify - his views are really old and he may think you’re joking at first and he might be close-minded about it but once he realises you’re serious he’ll try to make it up to you but you will have to be the one to explain to him more in depth and he will fight anyone who thinks otherwise of you - but overall he doesn’t care what you look like but secretly he thinks your hair is cool whenever it’s dyed. He won’t urge or force you to dye your hair but whenever you do he will acknowledge it a lot more - yeah he’s not a subtle guy.

Once you and Otis are a thing, you are family and the Firefly’s will protect you and treat you like one of their own - and bonus: Baby will treat you like the sister she never had. Otis is the type to defend you against anyone who either disagrees with you or even looks at you funny (trust me it happens a lot more than you’d expect). There was one incident when Otis took you out to a bar once and he had to “rescue” you from a fight after you pissed a biker off, fun times. While you’re really careful about boundaries Otis doesn’t really understand the concept of them. He’s bound to kiss you or grab your ass at random times since you’re really affectionate and he’s always more than happy to return the favour but will also back down if you tell him you’re uncomfortable. On that note, he also loves your praise - he wants nothing more than to make you happy.

Otis loves to talk about anything and everything and the fact that you’ll listen to him makes him happy. It’s nice for him to have someone to talk to - usually he talks to the victims but he prefers someone who actually listens and remembers his ramblings and not someone who’s going to take his secrets to the grave so soon. He’s also a good listener himself, not really the type to stop whatever he’s doing to listen to you - unless it’s urgent. The two of you also share a love for art - although he’s more into making art out of victims while you’d rather stick to the safer option of using paint and clay (he doesn’t judge you for it, the life of a sadistic killer isn’t for everyone). Don’t be shy to make him things! The first time you make him something - probably a bracelet - he’ll try to act like it’s not much but he’ll wear it until the day he joins the devil and if anyone tries to make fun of it then they might end up as one of his next sculptures. 

Otis isn’t as obsessed with music as you are but he has his fair share of taste. He’s not the thieving type but he loves to cause a bit of chaos so he’ll probably pull a few strings and get you any album or record you desire. He’ll be curious to listen to your favourite songs and learn more about you through them. Otis isn’t a comforting type either so if you ever feel overwhelmed by anything, this guy won’t be the type to hold you and tell you everything’s going to be okay, in fact he’d understand you wanting to be alone - the Firefly house can get a bit loud sometimes especially with the shows they put on for the victims and , well, the victims in general.

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