#so I want both of them carnally

[yippeechronicles]

I’m obsessed with them

#william afton #so I want both of them carnally #mike schmidt #the objects of my desire #michael schmidt #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy’s movie #fnaf #fnaf movie #and I’m sorry but idk if you’ll ever get a full piece from me #I have a tooth infection rn #so I have to rest and stuff but I just wanna draw and cosplay fnaf so bad 😭 #ej’s art

[exhaustedwerewolf]

evemer listening to kadou infodump about economics 🤝 robin listening to edwin infodump about magic

#both of them like: ‘I want him carnally’ #and they’re so valid for that #a marvellous light #a taste of gold and iron #this is my favourite thing in romance heavy novels change my mind

[chungledown-bimothy]

Gilear Faeth 🤝 Lucifer Hazbinhotel

Divorced absolute losers who really love their daughter and want nothing more than to build a better relationship with her.

(Yogurt is to Gilear as ducks are to Lucifer)

#also i want them both carnally #plus they both have Things with pride #dimension 20 #gilear faeth #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #the niche for this joke is SO small but i know im right

[shoyoist]

clorinde genshin impact the woman that you are

#₊˚ପ⊹ soliloquy .ᐟ‍ #nobody can save me nowww #literally so in love with both her and navia what the fuck #i want them carnally #taking that 2 in 1 package of gorgeous french women for myself thank youuuu <3

[outismm]

Do they know how much I love them

#sandman netflix #screencaps #cain and abel #sandman spoilers #sandman #remember when i said that my type in characters is. ppl who show up for like 5 minutes total and are never seen again- #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3333 #GOD FUCK #not only are they great characters but just. kisskisskisskisskisskisskiss #I could watch 1000 hrs of them just. existing. GIVE me cctv footage of the house of mysteries and the house of secrets NOW MSNDMSND #i've grabbed so many screencaps im sorry MSNDMSAND THEYRE SO IMPORTANT TO ME #im ogling both of them. im sitting in their garden watching Cain beat Abel to death with a shovel. im unaware of any lore and cannot wait #to learn more about these two boys #my desire for them is. carnal and maddening. #Cain's dissaproving Glower does things to me ok #cain's expression in the 6th one also makes me SCREAM #AND ABEL'S. EVERYTHING. JUST EVERYTHING ABOUT BOTH OF THEM IS SO GOOD #I can't decide which brother I love more #like on one hand. Abel is my entire type. look at this softhearted man I want to kiss him. #but also. cain's everything. oh god <3333 #MSNDSMND #AAA ANYWAYS ANYWAYS. UM. GOODBYEEEE <3333333 #IMMA READ THE COMICS. SOONISH. WHENEVER I CAN ACQUIRE EM #im SO sure we have them in the house. like 97T

[the-acid-pear]

Honestly to me for a character to be TRULY a problematic fave they have to hurt children. If they don't hurt children then I don't care to call them my girlfriends or my problematic faves. "Oh he's a war criminal" how many innocent kids did he kill? Yeah, that's what I thought, get out of here with your cheap ass villain smfh.

#luly talks #of course. i get to bring up my patron saint teddy. that's kind of his whole deal #that and wanting michael carnally #amaizing that they literally had in the 2010s a main villain loved by everyone who was so openly bisexual I LOVE YOU TEDDY #aside from him since he's too easy you have my wife and my tennant heiter and hans who have both directly or otherwise hurt children #not only by being part of violent ideologies and well participating actively in them but also like. #hans didnt hold the gun but they nearly gun down sosshanna she surely wasn't the only one #and heiter made a career out of cutting babies apart which i have reason to believe was manmade babies #like. you know what i fucking mean

[schwarzeneggr]

the tsundere trope has never been exploited well ONCE

#besides fanworks. we know better than they ever will #people are fed up with that trope for a reason #but its really good its really good. its fucking good #it boils down to this. a character that cannot express what they really want #the reasons why are always stupid and frustrating #but the trope remains incredibly interesting #why cant the character express it? wat is stopping them ? internal pressure ? environment ? society ? #and of course it becomes increasingly interesting about a homosexual character #and then. my favourite. my bread and butter. my everything. internalized homophobia that fucks them up so much it becomes toxic #its a true work of art. something both relatable. sad. but also FUNNY #gay boy why dont you calm down #you are fistfighting this man because you want him carnally just accept it #but they cant !!!! they were wired not to. to accept it means deconstructing everything they came to believe about wat being a man is #and means !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #link to my thesis on toxic homosexual repression coming soon. ive been studying this since i was 15

[silverselfshippingchaos]

i hate s.eifer a.lmasy so much

#that was a lie #i need him carnally actually #ahem sorry what HAHAHAHAA #ash rambles 💚 #he is so... AHSKHSKAHAKAHSJWJSJAHSJWJSJWHSJQHSNWJRUJWHEJW #i know he's an asshole but shhh he's sooo dreamyyyy!!!! #i don't support the chaining s.quall up and torturing him but um #heck #s.eifer in the mobile games... him always talking about how he wants to be a knight and protect the people he holds dear... #also he's really handsome did i mention that #thank you s.quall soooo much for cutting his face in the intro of the game since that facial scar does him soooo good #ahsjabdnsbdjwhdb i feel like this gush post is all over the place but s.eifer turns me into mush #however my s/i for him is so cool! she's so stylish! and also she has guns! two of them! and lots of earrings and a cool outfit and stuff!! #she's a member of the main party so s.eifer is her enemy for like. the whole game #(but she has a crush on him and her friends tease about it often) #however in the ending cutscene you see them hug! they get together a bit after the game! they have a lot of recovering to do together #considering that they've both been enrolled in Mercenary School since they were very very young- #but heck. i hate him (i really love him so much but i'm stubborn and just saying it makes me smile) #he's handsome and strong... and kind.. actually no he's not #but shhh whatever i love him anyway!! he may be a questionable villain but he's MY questionable villain #also hehe i used tiny s.eifer for this post #look at him. look at how small he is. he's so cute

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

fucking hilarious to me that Hayward has now been a part of creating not one but TWO separate gods and he did not think to mention his previous experience even once to his comrades-in-arms the second time around. head empty. literally just carnival music playing in there are all times.

#based solely on vibes it's probably Nirvana #Hayward is a Nirvana fan truth 2k22 #he WANTS to be a boomer but he's a sad Gen X little man #Carpenter is actually everything Hayward thinks he is and wants to be #Paige is too actually #which is why he's a little bit obsessed with both of them #(psychosexually) #(not that either of them would ever desire him carnally and also he'd probably be too afraid to ever make a move so that's a nonstarter) #(but the fact remains that I am *positive* he thinks about them driving away together in a squad car #and leaving him chained to the doors of the police station during an environmental catastrophe #and thinks 'it's weird that I liked that right? I probably shouldn't have been into that? #shouting about how I'd hunt them to the ends of the earth was probably like... tipping my hand a little? I should have played it cool. #dammit Hayward you always do this.' <-- content of Hayward's inner monologue livestreamed directly into my brain) #fuck I don't even have to write fic anymore I can just post the most deranged kink takes about TSV characters into the notes of siltposts #this is not a headcanon btw this is me seeing and perceiving the truth #there is just SO MUCH psychosexual weirdness to how both Paige and Carpenter interact with Hayward and I for one love it #Paige never explaining to her dad that Hayward is NOT her boyfriend lmfao #taking him to her farmhouse where she used to bring her exes #'i made you eggs' #people are not going to like this because no one wants shipping in this fandom and quite frankly it is great that we don't have that here #but you cannot erase the fact that Hayward's sole mode of interaction with other human beings seems to be: #'please bully me in a slightly kinky way' and nearly every character is just like 'ok can do <3' #Paige doesn't flirt-bully anybody else! Carpenter only does it to Hayward and Paige! the other people she bullies is totally platonic #Carpenter clearly bullies Faulkner with purely platonic affection and now even that is basically just for show #but I'm sure if she was in a room with Paige and Hayward she'd be flirt-bullying the absolute SHIT out of Hayward to impress Paige lol #fellas is it homoerotic to handcuff a guy and drive away together into the sunset #siltposting: after hours #siltposting #tsv spoilers #the silt verses spoilers

[isdalinarhot]

i know sadeas is not meant to be hot but i think. i think right hnow. with my super fucking wasted on the precipice of blackout and not blackout. really wasted probably gonna have a really bad hangover tomorrow brain. i think. i think sadreas is reeally fucking hot. hes so curly long silky hair hes so handsome hes so. like yes he has a large bulbous nose but if you dont think a large bulbous nosse is hot then i will be running you over with the hypothetical subaru i would have if i could drive. yeah. sadeas is SDEXY and i know hes not MEANT TO BE but he IS and i WANT HIM and dalinar WANTS HIM ALSO and they are HAVING SEX SO SLOPPY STYLE NASTY TONS OF BODILY FLUIDS as we SPEAK. YEAH. its like buffalo wild wings without the sports and with the gay sex. yeah.

#luke.txt #purple dragon jungle juice #drunkposting #dalinar sadeas the sex you have is so hot i want you both okay? okay. #dalinar so big huge large. sadeas less big and huge and large but still a lil bit fat which is all it takes #wow. wow they are so hot #wow i desire them carnally #wow!!!!!!!!!!!! wow #god why are they so hot its not fair........ dalinarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[plainemmanem]

Which flavor of Steve do you picture when you write him hehe, me personally it’s always s4 he’s just so buff and yummy but he looks immaculate s2 I’m torn

AGREE everytime i write him i kind of. hm. well i think LOOK WISE, i think of season two steve because he’s so small and perfect he’s JUST about to reach his peak patheticness. and he’s my ideal type i love that MAN. but MENTALITY WISE, or like character wise, i kind of write him with his season four mentally, basically just accepting his loser fate.

#i love him i love him i loveee himmmmm. #season two is like puppy boy baby honey and season four is like built buff mature man #i want them both so carnally #flavor you’re so right ugh

[hawkesfavor]

assassins creed odyssey has bewitched me

#this game is so damn long #level 50 and no end in sight #im playing as alexios because i like to stare at him #i desire him carnally #AND KYRA #him and kyra are in Love and i am in love with them both #i also love alkibiades <3 #i just did the minotaur fight and it was the coolest boss fight #i wish i could have more than one save file bc i want to restart with kassandra but i dont want to lose my progress #anyways thats what im up to #i can actually play a video game thats not dragon age… shock and awe #hawke.txt

[slttygeto]

tags: pure filth, fem! reader, established relationship, use of a vibrator, squirting, dirty talk.

word count: 1k

sex with suguru could only be described as unpredictable. sure, you were able to detect hints of lust thrown your way by the tall man, thick and rough pads of his fingers skimming over your smooth skin underneath your shirt as he passes behind you, hands gripping your sides and squeezing. your body reacts to his teasing and it’s easy to follow him to the bedroom. he feels in control, likes that sweet words and soft touches can make you end up on top of him, riding his dick like the sweet girl that you are.

however, when the two of you are…excessively needier than usual, sex can turn into something sort of animalistic. the carnal desire to devour one another, bring as many orgasms out of each other and the sounds—the sounds should embarrass both of you.

suguru doesn’t consider himself to be extremely vocal. he groans, moans and shows his appreciation for your ministration on his body but right now—his mouth won’t stop.

“yeah baby, yeaaah,” his words are straight up filth as he presses the vibrator to your clit. his pace is unforgiving, strong hips driving into yours with the force of a predator hunting. your hands are on the headboard, trying to protect your head from the contact but it’s all hazy.

“suguru!” you cry out, eyes staring down at where your boyfriend is pressing the pink vibrator against your clit. your legs try to close from the overstimulation, but a strong hand keeps them open and your head turns to the side with a loud cry.

“keep em open for me, fuck—don’t run away from it, I know you want it.”

your hand grips at the pillow beneath you whilst the other makes a failed attempt at gripping suguru’s forearm. choked sobs and whines are the only sounds you can manage as he starts rubbing the vibrator over your clit, your thighs shaking and twitching at the unbearable yet delicious stimulation.

“yeah? pussy wants a fat cock ruining her and a vibrator, a lil greedy, don’t ya think?”

as he says that, his free comes to your stomach and traces the skin with his thumb, very gentle at first and your brain feels like mush at the contrast between his brutal fucking, the vibrator and his gentle touch. but you should’ve known that suguru is the type to softly lead you into his territory, only to jump you the moment he notices that you let your guards down.

the hand on your stomach presses down and you hear several clicks on the pink device, and when your body jolts up—you realize that he set the level higher.

the gasp that escapes your body sounds inhuman, and your body tries to run away from suguru despite being caged between his strong thighs. he is fucking you with a purpose, needing to prove something—he towers over you and presses his forehead against yours.

“look at me, come on baby look up—theere she is,” he grins at your fucked out expression, half lidded eyes glossed over with tears that had already fallen a couple of minutes ago. “feels good, huh? should’ve done this sooner,” he leans down and kisses your pulse and then travels back up to your cheek and finally your ear.

when he starts fucking you at a different angle, your hands fly down to his hips and your nails dig into his skin. you can’t talk, you don’t trust yourself with words now—but suguru always thought you were like an open book to him. especially when naked and vulnerable beneath him.

“oh here?”

“fuck! fuck fuck fuck—“ you choke out a sob. “suguru—oh baby, I’m close, I’m so so close,” you’re blabbering, barely breathing and suguru’s self control is slowly dissipating. up until this point, he’s been able to control himself and not explode inside you. your cunt was squeezing him deliciously, your cries, the way you said his name or how you held onto him—suguru needed to cum inside you.

“yeah you are,” he breathes out, any hint of playfulness overshadowed by the sudden lust washing over him. his orgasm crept up on him fast, and he needed to make sure you fell over the edge first. “come on, I know you can cum for me,” he says while rubbing the vibrator over your clit.

when you finally cum, the added pressure of his hand on your stomach makes something snap in your stomach and you feel wet. you don’t have time to register, everything is like white noise for a while before your brain leisurely takes control again. your breathing slows down, yet your hands hold onto suguru’s shoulders as he throws the vibrator somewhere in the corner of your bedroom to grab onto your hips properly.

his eyebrows are pinched, a sheen layer of sweat coating his forehead as his bangs stick to the skin. he looks magical, even more so when you start to fuck up into him, help him reach his own orgasm.

“fuck baby—“

“mmm sugu,” you whine at how his dick keeps abusing that one spot inside you. “cum baby, please,” your arms wrap around his neck to pull him down into a hug. “fill me up, I want all of it,”

when being the one talked dirty to, suguru malfunctions. his brain short circuits and his body seizes up as he drops his head on your shoulder. he empties himself inside you with a few more stuttered thrusts, thick and hot ropes of cum serving as the reward of his hard and incessant fucking.

running your fingers through his hair, both of you take the time to catch your breath, enjoy the intimacy and the nakedness of it all. moments like these are precious, suguru’s body nuzzles against yours like a cat trying to live in your skin— and you giggle when his nose nuzzles against your pulse.

“ya liked the vibrator?” he mumbles against your skin.

“oh fuck—“ the realization hits you that were all messy from squirting on him. “I…came messy,” the shyness that washes over you, preventing you from saying “squirt” makes suguru laugh into your neck.

“you mean you squirted?”

“not the point!”

note: another self indulgent piece. will i ever stop? no.

2023: all works belong to @ slttygeto. do not repost my works on any other platofrm.

#moon's works #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #geto suguru smut #geto smut #geto suguru x reader #geto x reader #jjk geto #jjk geto suguru #jujutus kaisen smut #geto drabble #geto suguru imagine #suguru geto #geto suguru x you #geto suguru x y/n #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut

[devoteddemon]

Me when I wanna fuck my bfs but like the apt is still bad augh it's better but we still gotta clean the god damn kitchen and our room. Maybe I'll work on the room tomorrow since I did the bathroom today.. soon. I get my birth control shot tomorrow tho yippeeee

#everyday i think abt fucking my boyfriends. mostly bc of the hypersexuality but also. i want them. #theyre both so hot i need them carnally

[macospersonalhell]

something you may not know about me is that…….. I am deeply obsessed and infatuated with jonelias

#I want both of them carnally #But they also want each other carnally #it’s such a. specific niche #and it’s so awesome #I can’t believe this opinion would get twt folks to cancel me

[obxsprincess]

warnings ; toxic references, degradation

”pretty thing ain’t ya pogue” rafe hissed in your ear — fat tip pushing in your sopping pussy. his hickies all over your body, which he had you bent over his couch cushion like a rag doll. thighs jerked around his waist, your tits pressed against the plush couch as his dick slid into your puffy walls

“and fuckin’ tight,” rafes words were so filthy you uncontrollably clenched around his cock. sucking him in even deeper and yet pushing him out. he grunted in response. “fucking do that again and ‘m cumming inside you - damn you want that don’t you baby?” his hand pulled your forehead so you were looking at him — the mere size of his cock making water pool in your lash line. his slow, taunting thrusts left your mind deliciously blank.

“c-cameron we auh auh- cant!” the fact you even got it out surprised you both, yet only made the bastard smirk. “sure I can, you don’t have a say baby’ I’m doing you a favor slut, let’s not forget that, yea’?” a moan slipped from your lips as his hips began to slap into your ass — many moans as he pushed down on your back, thrusting your hips up even higher he hit your sweet spot perfectly “god, such a fucking shame your a pogue, prettiest slut I’ve ever seen. never had kook cock have you, mhm?” you knew he was enjoying the taunts far to much, but his heavy balls slapping against your clit truly blurred out any scoffs you could have resided to. instead being replaced by dirty gasps and moans — all falling from your drool kissed lips. it was answer enough — and he fucking loved it.

“good cause’ mines the only one you’ll ever gonna have, pogue” the words disappeared in your mind before they even set it, the feeling of his tip thrusting right into your g spot triggered your electric laced climax. cunt walls quivering around his dick — balls deep in your squelching pussy.

“p-pull out” you tried to manage — your blurry tinged head barely doing anything to truly protest. it just felt so good.

in an instant, he pried your legs from his waist and pushed your hips down onto the couch — prone boning you from the back as you felt him lick a strike up the side of your neck. “don’t tell a kook what to do baby” the words almost registered right before he slammed to the hilt once more — his tip twitched against your cervix, a deep groan leaving his throat as his cum leaked down your clenching cunt. “f-fuck you rafe” you panted. feeling him collapse gently on top of you, peeling your sweat brimmed hair from your neck as he layed another purple mark. “your hot when your mad, pogue,” you gasped as he kneeled behind you — thrusting his cum deeper into you, holding it in. “but say it again sweetheart and I’ll make sure every one of your filthy fucking friends knows you belong to me,” you were exhausted — and yet his greedy fingers found your clit, circling it just to prove his point. so sensitive from the touch you bucked against him. “none of them fuck you like I do, do they baby? yea’ none of them ever fuckin’ will”

a/n : toxic rafe just does things to me… carnally. I needed to write a quick blurb lmao. imagining he saw you at a party and well… it’s rafe hehe

#˚₊‧ — ( vees writing) ˚₊‧ #rafe cameron #rafe imagine #rafe cameron smut #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron imagine #rafe cameron x you #obx smut #rafe obx #rafe outer banks #rafe cameron fanfiction #outer banks smut #rafe smut #rafe x reader #rafe fanfiction