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washa · 6 months

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I listened to Friendsgiving audio and here’s my favourite personal comments/thoughts!

Lasko being late?? Again?? Honey you’ll be rivalling Asher at this rate 😭

Who is he talking to? Like which listener?? I’m just gonna assume it’s coworker.

Oh nvm it is Coworker 🙏 Yes i’m very excited to meet them too.

AWH YOU CAN HEAR HIS SMILE IN THE “I’m glad!” FWEHJJ

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HIII DAMIEN

Lmfao why’d he sound so surprised to see Coworker? I mean who else would they be coming with?? Huxley???

“And you decided to come anyway, Blink twice if you need help.” Thanks Damien, I’ll keep that in mind 🙌

I like how he’s talking about Huxley like he’s some sort of spawn of devil destined to ruin his life when it’s literally his boyfriend.

It is for your own good, last audio you nearly burst a blood vessel Damien.

Why is he saying it like it’s a bad thing?? Relax babes.

GAVINNN HIII OH MY GOD OF COURSE THAT’S THE FIRST THING COWORKER HEARS FROM GAVIN

I love the sigh of frustration from Damien.

“Ooh, It’s been awhile since I was called the devil. Are you looking to make a deal wildfire?” GAVIN

LASKO PLEASE, I’m so happy he’s more snarky.

Me cro wai vey. Of course Damien brings that up.

“No he’s not.” HELP THE WAY THEY BOTH SAY IT AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO

God Damien is such a drama queen. Yeah let’s play some mario kart.

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Huxley. Is it black/grey or clear?? What do you mean is that steam or smoke???

Damien sounds like an asian mom, I’m crying 😭

“Huxley, Open the door.” You were meant to be mine, I was meant to be yours! (The girls who get it, get it. The girls who don’t, don’t.)

Damien please sit down, Gavin please shut.

I love how Coworkers first interaction of DamiHux is Damien pleading for Huxley to open a kitchen door.

“No can do baby.” URGH STOP IT.

Wait, isn't this the same song that was playing when Gavin and Damien were talking about him and Hux in the coming out video. Livin’ On a Prayer is a DamiHux song canon.

THAT’S WHAT I'M SAYING LASKO, THERE'S NO WAY IT ISN'T.

Huxley you softie, he’s probably gonna shove right pass you and go cook 😭

NOO NOT THE ROLLS, Nevermind he gets shoved out immediately. His whinging, god he’s suffering out there. He’s like a dejected puppy.

“Oh my god he’s losing his mind.” Huxley, that's the love of your life out there.

They’re both delusional. It will not be good in the end. 😕

Awh Huxley, yes we love baby steps. OH MY GOD WHAT. DURING WHAT NOW 😨

Tbf yeah Freelancer is the last person to worry about when talking about your sex life 😭

Ay no worries, Love ya. YES HUGSS. OH SHIT WHOOPS.

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Yes, let's sneak into the kitchen like some sort of reboot version of Spy Kids.

Damien’s pleading his case right now, Take a break bro, You’re going through the stages of grief rn 😭

“I’m beating you again Damien look at the TV come on.” Why did he say that so sexily, what the fuck 😕

HELP HE JUST OPENED THE DOOR RIGHT AWAY.

Awh Huxley is so sweet, Yes I do hugs you big baby 💕

“Lasko gets such a big smile on his face anytime he talks about you, And anybody that can make a guy as sweet as him happy is great in my book.” STOP IT, YOU’RE SO FUCKING ADORABLE OHKJLKJF

Freelancer? That’s me though?? HELP WHY IS IT SILENT 😭😭

Yeah I bet we’re hitting it off, can’t hear shit but yeah 😇

Bless Lasko, please do help him with the cooking.

Are we talking right now? HOW LONG IS THE SILENCE.

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Gavin and Damien have such a funny dynamic, love em both.

“I think you and I have very different ideas of revenge.” “I bet in this case they’re more similar than you think.” Glaring at the HBA bonus audio rn.

I can’t tell if Lasko’s being truthful or just polite. 👎

Oh Damien approves, We’re in the clear then!

LMFAO OK?? Huxley uses a pickup truck canon.

“And if you ever lock me out of the kitchen again, I’m setting your truck on fire.” “Awh, There’s my man!” MY LITTLE SRUNKLIES ADORABLE

For a second I thought Huxley was gonna say Mate and my brain just did a reboot.

Yippee a toast! Here here! OH MY GOD HUXLEY YOU’RE RIGHT.

WE’RE LIKE AVATAR 🙏🙏

“We can make a really destructive Orgy?” LASKO LMFAO WHAT BABES YOU’RE LOVER AND BOO THANG IS RIGHT THERE.

Actually no, Coworker probably fell in love with him more.

Yes, I'm very happy to be here Damien.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #I think this a sign for the summit actually #the summits gonna be a nightmare.#redacted friendsgiving #redacted damn crew #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted lasko #redacted dear #redacted coworker #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #washa rants!!

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reserved-system · 1 year

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WOAH!! HEY GUYS I JUST READ YALLS JON IN HERMITCRAFT FIC AND LIKE !!!!!! WOAHEOAHWOAH!!!! VERY COOL!!!!

i havent even listened to magnus archives yet [its literally the next podcast im planning to listen to dw] but i am obsessed with this fic. its actually so cute despite the poor guy being in distress most of the time.

i will now theorise and talk about ur fic in ur ask box if thats ok sjdbhdhdhhedjbdjdb

🤔🤔 i wonder why jon was put for a day instead of respawning immidiately? maybe the server was struggling to connect him for the first time or somethin? or xisuma was tryin to block him or somethin? idk, itd be funny if it was The Universe forcing him to get some sleep for once. actually yea i hope thats it.

itll be very funny [or angsty depending on how yall spin it] to see jon realise that death is a consequence-less action in this world, either he watches someone die or dies himself. bros in shock like,,,, my brother in christ i just witness a death 😱😨😱☹️😟😱, but then the person rematerialises in a nearby bed like,,, a second later like,,,, oopsie daisies 😅😅 just got pranked and exploded along side my house 😝😝 mustve been that pesky bird 🤭🤭🤭 I'll be back, just have to collect my stuff 😮‍💨😮‍💨 and jons sitting there like (,,#ﾟДﾟ)

BAHAHAHA if jon was shocked at the ears and tail on ren then i cannot wait to see his reaction to doc adfsfjakggkagkkgaakgagakg

*clapping!!* Cub!! my favourite basement dweller!!

Omg i didnt even Think of how people casually talking about mining for supplies would sound!! very thoughtful on yalls part :D

Woooo!!! map mechanics!!!!

also!!! cub saying that jon would make it to Tangos by sun set IF he doesnt get lost feels like,,,,, foreshadowing,,,, where jon gets lost and has to deal with zombies and skeletons and spiders™️ 👀👀👀 bro will not survive the night sjdbjdbdhdhd

lmao no pressure to answer this but just know that i very much enjoyed the reading !!

WAAAHHHH JBSDJGBJDG Hi! I'm sorry, we were not expecting to wake up to anything this morning. We are extremely flattered!! We're going to try to talk/answer any of your questions or theories without spoiling anything we have planned but firstly! You should definitely listen to The Magnus Archives it's such a good podcast. You don't have to worry about our fic containing spoilers for any of the events in the podcast (to my knowledge, at least. Anyone is free to correct me).

____ 1) Our main reason for having him wait a day before respawning was so THIS MAN COULD SLEEP. This man hasn't had a proper 8 hours of sleep in weeks at this point and needed the rest. The Universe spoke and said he needs to sleep.

2) We're actually going to start to explore people dying in the next chapter and we are VERY very exciting to start on that. What I think will be funny even going forward is seeing how terrified Jon is of seeing people die verse how laid back the hermits are about it. Cause realistically this is what, their ninth season so I'd say they're pretty desensitized to it.

3) I think about his reaction to Doc a lot cuz here comes this shirtless creeper goat cyborg with crocs. IT'S JUST TOO PERFECT. We haven't pin pointed when we're going to introduce the two but when we do it's going to be so much fun to write.

4) Cub <3 <3 <3 So far Cub has been our favorite hermit to write cuz he's just so chill. He could say the most out there sentence and you'll be looking at him and he's just got a blank expression. You'll look at him like did you not just hear what came out of your mouth and he'll look like he's said nothing wrong. Love his guy

5) It's just a few things we think about the difference between hermits and non hermits. For hermits mining for resources is an (at least) a once a week things. Non hermits haven't needed to mine for resources by hand since what, since heavy machinery was introduced on the scene. So it's not something they think about unless their job is to mine for those resources / work those heavy machines.

6) I wouldn't say it's foreshadowing but mainly a light jab at Jon cuz maybe he looks like the kind of guy who you'd give him simply directions and he still gets lost.

(We are those people. Driving downtown is confusing even with a gps)

But yes, maybe Jon does have an encounter with some mobs later on. Who's to say? Hehe.

Anyways, I'm super glad that you've been enjoying our fic so far! Super exciting to get back to writing it more often now that we have a lot more free time.

Hope you have a good rest of your day/evening <3

-Xavier

#Xavier says #reserved system #System ask box #ask answered

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leafeonb · 4 years

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bro. the name on the notebook what??

#lulu.txt #aa lb #dgs lb #judge jigoku??? WHAT IS YOUR NAME DOING THERE oh my god wtf............what.#that case was ten years ago but then his name was there and gregson (or someone else idk) was searching for him.......bro? what.#i remember jigoku said he was at the defendant seat during that case while trying to defend genshin. poor mr jigoku 😔#also. god. everytime mr vortex use the staff as a gavel it startles me. the sound is so 😨.....the heavy atmosphere.#but maybe its bc im used to the....normal gavel sound that has been there since the. first ace attorney game #so now hearing a different sound is so 😨😨😨 BRO #AND OOOHHH the secret trial song is so good 😭😭😭😭 i love it...i only listened to it once on the game but. its one of my favorites now.#this soundtrack is.....rly good #also this morning i was losing my mind over the fact that #on the first case of dgs1 ryuu is on a secret trial and asougi is by his side as the co-counsel (but also as the defense attorney 😢) and #now on dgs2 last case. ryuu is on a secret trial again but this time asougi is the prosecutor................................#i wont think about anything actually my head is empty i dont think about dgs at all when im not watching it /s #this game is living in my head rent free 😭😭😭😭 WTF.....I WONT THINK ABOUT THAT #ok anyways. the trial is happening #also. b*rok please shut up no one asked your opinion on anything actually <3 dont do that leg thing. fuck you.#but also. why dont you tell the truth. 'oh? if i am the reaper? that is something that only this trial will tell.....'#fuck you.#ok theyre talking about the investigations about the reaper........hm......that whole thing is so wtf bro the reaper has to be someone thats #tied to b*rok in some way i think.#wtf bro.

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shotorozu · 3 years

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oh my god telling shinso, bakugo, deku and aizawa that they look breedable and submissive 💀

“looking submissive and breedable”

character(s) : shinsou hitoshi, bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, aizawa shouta (bnha)

legend : [Y/N = your name] gender neutral reader, quirk’s not mentioned, third year au!

i mean,, the terms submissive and breedable are definitely suggestive 💀 but there’s nothing explicitly spicy in this

headcanon type : fluff, crack, suggestiveness but nothing actually explicit as per usual (x reader)

note(s) : i found that entire thing funny. like, tiktok compliments went from “i have a tesla oops im rich!” to “i am submissive and breedable” 🗿 these are mostly reactions, so there’s not a ton of nuances. also i planned on posting this sooner but i mourned after watching tokrev ep21

might delete later if i hate how this looks

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shinsou hitoshi

you saw someone commenting under a tiktok simp video that they were submissive and breedable

and you simply cackled thinking about telling that to him— who’s him? well, that’d be hitoshi

so, here you are, walking towards him without any plans, but to tell him that he’s “looking submissive and breedable today, shin”

oh my GOD

why do you do this to him? like,, he knows about your frequent tiktok shenanigans. after all, it’s been a while since you guys started dating

but he never expected said pranks to actually FLUSTER him?? his plans of remaining composure have been demolished.

like.. hitoshi’s probably seen a tiktok comment like that, and hasn’t thought much of it since. if any, he probably called denki ‘down bad’ after seeing him comment that under some girl’s tiktok 💀

but when you tell him that? that’s a whole different story

he knows you’re filming a tiktok, and tries his best to maintain his composure— but even such comment would make him crack

for the first few seconds, you can actually see that it had some flustering effects on him 🧍‍♀️

the way his hand shoots up to cover his mouth— LIKE THAT REALLY DOES ANYTHING TO SHIELD HIS BASHFULNESS 😃

but, after those first seconds pass— it feels like he can actually react the way he wanted to

even though he knows you’re just saying that for a tiktok, hitoshi probably takes a look at himself

like he’s trying to see if your statement is valid or nah 💀

he finally speaks, “thank you…?”

“‘thank you’??” 😦

it just kind of looks like his soul left his body for a second, and now he’s acting like everything’s fine??

like bro 🤨 weren’t you a windows loading screen a second ago? you’re not acting as suave as you think rn, mr. shinsou hitoshi 🙎‍♀️

“well what am i supposed to say? thank you for recognizing my breedable-ness, i am capable of multiplying and making mini shinsous 🤨❓”

and this makes you go 😀😳😯 in a matter of SECONDS

lets just say, he wasn’t the one that walked away flustered afterwards— but the tiktok comments section couldn’t find themselves blaming you.

bakugou katsuki

if you’re gonna do this to bakugou katsuki— i think i have the right to question your mental state 😨

you have a desire for self-demise, probably. you simply wanted to do this prank on him for his reaction, not caring if the idea would be worth it in the end

even though you’re dating him, that doesn’t make you safe just yet 🧍‍♀️

like, what makes you think this was going to be a good idea 🤨 either way— you fear absolutely nothing and i respect that

you run towards him, recording the tiktok in the process, and with laughter falling from your lips, you say “kats, you’re looking real submissive and breedable today.”

upon hearing the terms used, his face literally goes RED like a tomato— is it embarrassment? humiliation? bashfulness? is it all of the above? yeah it is

thinks the terms being used for complimenting purposes is horrid, and downright awful

probably fought someone in a random tiktok comments section about it— and when asked about his opinion on it, he visibly scowls

that doesn’t mean you have no effect on him whatsoever.

“what the fuck.” it sounds domineering, instead of it being a question. he’s in disbelief, but at the same time, it sounds like katsuki’s not questioning you

thinking you’ve said it all too quickly for his understanding, you repeat yourself “you’re looking subm—”

“what the fuck??” he repeats the same three words, except he sounds absolutely menacing 😨 and he’s glaring now

oh no. not good news. like c’mom— you just told your constantly furious looking boyfriend, with a explosion quirk, mind you

that he was submissive and breedable 😃 you fear nothing, because katsuki himself knows he’s unable to do any harm to you for several different reasons

more laughter falls from your lips when his eyes narrow even further into slits, blush deepening in rich color

you were about to make your next move, which was just 🏃💨 because you assumed you got the reaction you were looking for

he puts his hero training into use, and TUGS at your arm, pulling you back near him— you’re like 🏃😃❗️

“oi, oi, oi, where the fuck do you think you’re going, hah?”

you stop laughing 😨 at this point, your recording made an abrupt stop. “you can’t just run away after saying all of that shit— hey!”

you somehow manage to slip out of his grasp, and a chase between the two of you began 🧎‍♀️

he was furious for several different reasons, and you had to make up for it by pampering his ass 🚣‍♂️

the tiktok comments section thought you passed away 💀but on a brighter note— the tiktok’s sound went viral

midoriya izuku

menace behavior (2)

tell him that, and he’s probably gonna turn into stone— and collapse onto the floor 🗿

you knew this was probably going to fluster him— and while you don’t regularly anyway enjoy tormenting him by making him literally BUFFER

you made exceptions in the past, especially for tiktoks— so, you’ll make an exception for this one 🤩 he is cute when he’s flustered after all

after some minor preparing, you go out to find izuku, as you’d like to do this as soon as you could— and which you luckily run into in the hallway. izuku beams at the sight of you

“Y/N!” he rushes over to you, just about to offer you his greeting kiss on the cheek — until you say the following words

ever so casually too.

“izuku you look super submissive and breedable today.”

,,, pause. 😀

like a sunrise, the realization to your words is evident on his face. from the way his cheeks get redder each second that passes, and the way his jaw goes slack

you can only silently laugh, while his reaction grows in shock, and severity

he’s kind of like 🥰☺️😀😃😧😮😨😱 it’s nearly the entire ‘smileys and people’ emoji category /hj

it’s like you WANT him to shut down 😨 because at this rate, he will.

i’m not gonna lie around and say he had absolutely no idea what submissive or breedable meant

like,, separately, he knows what they mean, alright 😃 we can all blame that one unfortunate encounter he had on the internet for that.

but that doesn’t mean he won’t get flustered— man saw those words in a tiktok comments section once

once

and was literally red in the face for an hour, he didn’t know it was considered as a compliment now (it’s not,, exactly one)💀

and he’s still trying to understand it

his mouth opens, but as expected, nothing is actually being said. “i— uhm, uhm! thank you?”

you allow him to speak, amused by the way he fumbles with his hands like he’s juggling invisible objects 💀 mouth opening and closing like a fish

it looks like he could erupt like a volcano 🌋🤭 or pass out, or short circuit you get what i mean

“oh that’s,, probably not the right answer uhm.. i am grateful that there is a exponential possibility of producing, and procreating fruitful children! if you so ever please uhm..”

i mean, that’s what he said— but he managed to say it all a little too quickly. at least, for any outside viewer’s understanding. on the other hand, you understood everything

at this point, your green haired boyfriend knows he’s rambling, and he just WISHES he’d shut the fuck up. but, he mouth keeps disobeying what his mind wants or needs to do

“i.. am rambling. and, i’m probably really, really red. and uhm, blushing.. right?”

you nod, and you laugh at the way his mouth shutters— opening and closing wordlessly, trying to form at least something coherent, to stop embarrassing himself infront of you

“you’re adorable.”

his blush looks like it’s relieved of some of it’s color, the compliment making him relax. izuku’s still red though 💀 “thank you!”

the tiktok goes viral, and as expected of your expectations— no one made fun of him. it would feel wrong to do so anyway 🧎‍♀️

aizawa shouta

first of all,,,

are you sure 😃❓ that you want to 😃❓ do that 🤨❓

you were not just a little hesitant, but very hesitant on telling aizawa shouta— pro hero eraserhead, that’s also the strict, homeroom teacher of class 1-A

that he was submissive and breedable 💀

you debated with yourself, weighed the pros and cons of it all— and thought out loud “hey, do i— actually want to tell shouta that? do i? really?”

it wasn’t like shouta was a teenager by all means— he’s 31, an adult. he most likely knows what that is

and even if he was unaware, we have presentation mitochondria as his bestie, and midnight sensei to tell him innuendos like that

and despite your hesitancy, you still managed to suck it up— and gather as much courage and bravery as you could

regardless, you are extremely brave— i’d say much braver than telling bakugou that he was the aforementioned

because i rather eat a couch than tell shouta that

after mentally preparing yourself, and self reassurance— you pace back and forth with your phone in your hand

because y’know— you keep changing your mind if you actually want to tell your fatigue boyfriend that, and possibly make him more fatigue

“oh jeez, do i actually want to do this?” you mess around with your phone anyway, to make sure it’s still ready for recording

“do what?”

hearing the familiar gravely, baritone voice causes your thumb to press on the recording button, utterly startled 💀

you turn around, and of course— it had to be your boyfriend, shouta. the person you were looking for “you’ve been pacing around. do i know why exactly? no. i don’t”

“you look submissive and breedable.”

you can feel your self reassurance melting away 😨 and you can already feel the tears forming /hj

you did NOT actually mean to say that so bluntly— but there is no turning back now 😃 #yolo

you wince at the silence, and you observe his face for a reaction— though it might be a little painful doing so.

shouta contemplates if he should say anything. but, in the end— his face is like 😐

basically, he does not look amused— he looks so done, and it looks like he could just sprint away at any given moment

he could but he doesn’t want to bc you’re his s/o 💀

THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FEARING 😭 i mean, you were anticipating this kind of a reaction, but that didn’t make things better

he— has heard of those terms, we can blame his besties for that. i can’t say he’s on tiktok because thinking about learning how to use the app makes him tired 💀

he doesn’t know how that’s a compliment, and he does not know how to respond to this

so, he says this “… okay. please take a nap with me.”

“sure, alright.” “alright.”

you’d say he had no reaction, but you can see some redness at the tips of his ears. you feel nice, knowing you still have an effect on him

you guys don’t talk about this encounter, at all. he still gives you that flatline 😐 expression, if you ever call submissive or breedable again.

and because of that, the tiktok remained in your drafts for a bit— until shouta told you it was fine to upload it

“when it gets to a certain amount of views or likes— just private it, take it down or whatever.”

the tiktok gets 700k views 😨 and a bunch of comments laughing at his expression, and reddened ears. his besties had a good laugh

likes and reblogs are appreciated, thanks for reading!

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