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loki-the-trikster-god · 3 years

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my last two brain cells: bread... good 😌

oh right. it’s clyde!

ahahaha yeah i have ur notifications turned on and every time you post something i’m like cecil? loki? have u spoken to me? hehehehehe cuz u know it’s not like i have anything better to do with my life

i almost typed loaf instead of life... says a lot about my priorities

ahhhh yes i’m looking forward to jt... but why do you need an arm sling? did i forget something about caliban? it’s been nearly a year since i’ve read it, and it wasn’t exactly the most enthralling book, so sorry if i don’t remember much

i understand what ur saying about the fandom thing. definitely a maladaptive daydreamer too, in fact sometimes it’s hard to turn that setting off (which is why i don’t sleep). but yes i feel like harry potter holds a special place in most hearts. don’t let jkr ruin her books for u amigo.

amigo is okay right? i just realized i never asked, i assumed it was relatively gender neutral. i apologize, i call everyone amigo hehe.

haha yeah slytherins earn respect mostly from fear, is what people think which is why they respect them. but you don’t strike me as that kind of person. *shakes hands in gryffindor*

yeah bro is good :) nobody’s called me bro before i kinda like it tbh 😊. ohhhhhh luckyyyy i wish i could ditch pe. it sucks for me bc i am very unathletic so i’m usually the one people hate on when the team loses. ahhhhh don’t ruin ur ribs friend bc then you’ll end up in the hospital and i don’t think u will be able to go on tumblr and then u won’t respond and i’ll think u abandoned me. nonono im kidding but seriously don’t do that take breaks amigo.

no u didn’t make it weird don’t worry amigo just worried for ur well being. haha u must be very stubborn indeed to stubborn yourself into enjoying food lol.

oh wow ur writing must be so amazing gasp 👏👏 awesome hehe. don’t worry about the praise going to ur head, if u deserve it ur allowed to be as egotistic as you want.

tbh u are like so different from all of my friends, and i don’t mean that in a bad way. it’s just so cool to interact with someone that is unafraid to have their opinions and to show emotion and to speak out loud (unlike me) it’s so cool.

i usually don’t like people who display your character traits, i find them annoying. but you also are kind before anything else (except perhaps sarcastic, which i fall guilty to as well) which is what sets you apart i think.

it is like having a pen pal! i’ve always wanted one of those lol. and i’m here to listen to u :)

tbh id dm you, but sadly i’m not allowed to do that and in the interest of keeping my tumblr, i have settled for pen palling u, which i have to say is so fun.

u even have ur own note in my phone where i type up the messages hehe. “for cecil, loki darling” is the title lol. hope i’m not coming across as annoying and clingy, which i can appear to be. if i am i apologize.

oh wow this is long... can u tell i haven’t really spoken to any humans recently hehe?

um so the question: are you into marvel? if so, who is your favourite character? if not, um, i recommend it 🤷‍♀️. hehe

asdf this is very long wow sorry i’m just speaking my mind at this point, which i almost never do. maybe the thoughts just build up and spill out here. that seems like a plausible theory.

anyways *waves* until next time! (i think i’ll end them all like that i like the way it sounds)

Another letter from clyde!!!! Hello, my lovely friend!!!

I’m on my phone very sporadically because of theater and all but when I am I’m like ,,,notif,,,, lmao. Also bread,,,,,, good

Oh my arm brace is to make it more physically safe to hunch my back and twist the way I do for him. Caliban is a monster, so he takes weird physical acting, and our version is snake-like, so much crawling and writhing in the dirt, but the staple of the form is that I crawl sideways with my left shoulder forced up, which I use the brace for. Also I’m frankly glad u didn’t know what I needed the brace for cause I got to nerd all over u. I love theater so much.

Lmao I don’t sleep either so 🤝. I won’t, dont you worry, I’ll still see the fantastic beast movies as they come out (this has nothing to do with my crush on Jude law at *all* /s)

Amigo is just fine!! No one else calls me that, but it has nice energy, so it can be your special Clyde thing!!! Also I’m so glad you like being called bro, I use it as a nickname religiously but I like to think I can fold some warmth into it :)

Don’t worry, I won’t break my ribs I’m terrified of hospitals and also am a hypochondriac so yeah nope lmao. I have like,,, the capacity to be athletic? When I went to a school that made me do sports I was on varsity field hockey and track but I super didn’t like it haha so I don’t do it anymore. This not to say I was like, super good, I was one of the worse ones at the school, but I was ok.

I am clinically stubborn l m a o. Very very stubborn. And don’t worry about me, it’ll get better soon.

🥰🥰🥰🥰thank youuu that’s so sweet. Sometime I’ll send u something I wrote,,,, might even write a story just for you. We’ll see :)

I’m very much glad you don’t find me annoying h. I try hard not to be, but a lot of people do find me irritating and/or too loud. I’m also glad I come across as kind, since I want to be and put work into it. I promise I care u :)))) (I am also very sarcastic it’s true, it’s basically the staple of my wit)

Keeping ur tumblr is good!!! I’d be sad if you went away. I have always loved the energy of letters, and these have it, which is so fun!!!!!! Responding to asks adds to the mystique and the pen pal energy too, so it’s good all around!!

I’m literally smiling so hard, I have a notes folder!!!! (My god when people call me loki I get happy too,,,, I like my name a lot but it’s more like a treat when I’m called loki). Also ur not clingy at all, at least not more than I am. I’m extremely clingy, but worse cause I always just expect people to interact with me first rip. It’s the adhd but I’m also just bad at communicating. Also relatable, I haven’t left my house to go anywhere except theater and that’s like seven people max and we don’t talk about anything except the play.

I am borderline into marvel. I’ve seen some of them, I really didn’t like infinity war and endgame (again no hate it’s just a personal taste thing) (wow I hope u don’t mind how judgmental ur homie is cause damn. I am very very judgey aren’t I. I didn’t like this, I didn’t like that, I thought this could have been done better,,,, anyhow. I am a critic Lolol.) but I really loved Thor ragnarok, captain marvel, black panther, guardians of the galaxy (both of them) and captain America. So the really good ones. I am not sure who I like most other than my namesake ofc (loki). Had a gender envy phase for Tom Hiddleston for Sure.

You spill as many thoughts as you’re comfortable with! I promise you’re safe with me, and I’m here for you. :)))))

Until next time!! (It does sound good)

#loki stuff #its clyde!

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whereslouis-inactive · 7 years

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#today was ruff.#i looked at my bank account for the first time in a whiiiLE #and.... huh?????? it's so much lower than i thought it would be i wanna Die #which is sad considering i haven't bought anything for myself that wasn't a necessity since sometime in 2016 #you know when you kind of impulsively buy something #and you convince yourself ohhhhhh it's no big deal it's worth it!!!#you'll be happy you bought it when you did!!!!!!!!#it seems like a lot of money now but it won't seem like that much as time passes!!!!!#well it's been several months and i still can't BELIEVE i spent $30 an that another man magazine #i'm just.. looking at all my recent purchases...#and there it is. staring me right in the face #anyways im happy i have it and everything but why did i spend... my own money on that thing #i also bought it at like 5 in the morning #i can't be held accountable for.. whatever goes on in those early hours #oh ny fod i just looked again and i bought that thing in OCTOVBER #six MONTHS later im still sufferign bc of that #international shipping cost!!!!!!#so. anyway. i feel a little uncomfortable posting these ramble-y tag posts now #how annoying is that

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juniemunie · 6 years

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HTTYD Books: How To Ride a Dragon’s Storm Commentary :P (w/text pictures!)

((shoutout to astrid-the-fearless that started the whole thing and giving me permission <3))

Yoooo this is how far I’m in the books right now thanks to the blessing of pdfs and I thought; “Hey? Lemme try reacting to this!!”

Mind you, this is ridiculously long and it’s all because of the pictures I added in lmao so peruse for your amusement ((I might continue this just for kicks :P))

So it begins!

-everything went wrong when the fire nation attacked

-OOh! Swimming competition?? Don’t count me in!! I’m terrible at swimming, in fact, I don’t know how to do it at all!!! :DDD

-of course the competition has to have a spice of suicidal bravery and possible death

-clueless, tf dude

-aRE WE GONNa TIME TRaVEL??? WHaTS THE WHOLE aLaRM THING OLD WRINKLY??? EXPLaINNNN HoW DID U EVEN KNOW????

-the judges are basically 99% old dudes 99% of the time

-aweeee toothless u cutie

-snotlout my boy, sometimes i really want to strangle u, u know

-yooo sTOICK U'RE DOING UR BEST THE BEST ISNT aLaWYS THE MOST OBVIOUS he's trying im proud that he's trying

-good ol teamwork

-nONONONONO DONT TRUST EM

-u got bamboozled

-only in the near end of his life, yeah

-oh man hes gonna kill em again

-same

-awe, she's just like meatlug

-uh oh

-bet y'all it gets worse

-damn straight

-sHOOT CaMI NOOO-

-i hear the Jaw's theme song guys

-tOOTHLESS KEEPS TRYING ;-;

-well you're a jolly dragon23

-how was this marketed for children again

-brUH U SERIOUS?? I JUST THOUGHT IT Was only nORBERT

-woh fist time getting a look on nobert and he looks cool

-whoops u gon axe him again??

-u mean an unfortunate series of events??? wink wink

-i wouldn't go there if i were you its completely messy there

-buddy this dude has survived so many times out of pure dumb luck

-theres still more to go hiccup so much more

-awww this is such a throwback to the first book

-norbert is a crazy inventive dude i wanna see how well he goes with movie hiccup in the right circumstances :/

-thats a problem

-im not sure whether to be terrified or impressed

-yoooo hiccup youre right youre prize is absolute misery

oh no

-whoops i guess this is where he became a slave??

-bitter grandma is bitter than all my mates when discussing love42

-oH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS IT HES GOING TO BECOME a SLaVE HOLD ME

-nONONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOO

-my poor boy my POOR BOY

-oh man i knew this already but its still giving me shivers

-look at these drunk cuties lmao

-perfect excuse toothless hiccup totally believes u

-yOOO dragon nip exists in the books too!!!??

-This is one happy lot

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-Uh oh

-Look at this happy boy <3

-U sure??? I don’t think so

-Oh shit.

-oHHHH shitTTTT

-u aint wrong tho

-hahahaAHAHAHAHA not yET

-well fuck

-YO. WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE.

-Oh. My fucking god.

-pHYSICS WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY US-

-Knock knock its death’s doorstep

-Chances are, it wont.

-yEP

-“dafuq, why the hell is he running at us??” “maybe he’s given up”

“is it just me or is that an eye back there? “oh sHIT-“

-Y’all these kids know the drill already

-Toothless’ still asleep during the whole ordeal lmao

-So that’s how it works…69

-Stuff like that usually happens boyo they’ll prolly be back

-Poor Ronald.

-Not anOTHER ONE

-Shouldve made a spare and changed it while you were still in the border smh *Cinema Sins Ding*

-same

-a terrifying but intriguing thought.

-These sweet loyal kids backin up their parents yo ((Poor Fishlegs))

-i like the books that they portray a more worrier Stoick but the movieversion is also great too

-DON’T BELIEVE IT STOICK

-This LITTLE SHIT

-what??? really?? That’s a dumb revenge excuse :/

-We DON’T

-Holy shit he survived ((just like his third son cOUGH COUGH))

-In short; “Sorry to disappoint the masses, but I AM STILL ALIVE”83

-YOOOOO OLD WRINKLY KNEW??? HE’S AWESOME aND INSaNE!

-Poor stoick, tbh if he was movie stoick he’d have a heartattack by now

-Shit I feel bit teary in the eyes-DON’T LOOK AT ME!

-True just like this post that has way too much pictures like tf

-Sweet, but WHY WOULD yOU LEaVE THEM BEHIND???

-tbh this is both true

-Basically every country that was going to pillage America

-Oh shit times up

-whA-AA-At???

-Hiccup u little shit

-Discrimination between hair color too??? Jesus. Just when I thought skin colors -were ridiculous

-Have I told y’all I love sword fighting hiccup?? Because I do

-Nooo not his poor beard agaIN

-Oh. Oh no.

-fuck.

-Godzilla??? That u??

-tHINK aGaIN

-Tbh cats are sometimes really cruel ; - ;

-Nope. Theres always a chance of death bro

-OF COURSE IT WaS.

-This ridiculously huge shit

-Geezus. You’re fucked hiccup.

-Press F to pay respect

-ToothLESS HICCUP IS GONNa FUCKIN DIE

-TOOTHLESS U LITTLE SHIT

-Tbh, he does have a point

-Friendly reminder hiccup wrote this himself

-Hiccup the Insane. Sounds about right

-Me procrastinating some stuff i cant procrastinate while everything is going wrong

-yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

-yOOOOOOOO tf he doin??

-“yo bro”

“yeah loki?”

“some kid’s asking for your help. It’s getting pretty intense.”

“really? Lemme see”

“see?”

*whistles* “wow, he’s crazy. I like it.”

-“wtf is this dumb redhead doing??” everyone thought simultaneously

-oHHHHHH LIGHTNING LIKES METaL!!!!

-Benjamin Franklin can eat HIS HEaRT OUT123

“wow thor, you actually helped”

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

“how tf did you say that”

-Ship: If I die, I die with STYLE.((Like Grimbeard fucker sang to his death while burning his entire kingdom down))

-SWIM FISHLEGS SWIM ((wow he c an swim now amazing what near death experiences teach you))

-Poor toothless ; - ;126

-Itsss the cirrccccleeeeee the ciiirrrccclleeeee of liiiiiifeeeee

-Lets hope I wont learn to swim in this emotionally draining way 0-0

-Tbh this is kinda terrifying imagine if they died this way 0-0

-I KNEW THEYD BE BaCK YOU BETTER BRING HICCUP aBOaRD U LITTLE SHIT

-Oh thank god

-In short; “we have ship standards, peasants.”

-LaTE FOR a VERY IMPORTaNT DaTE

-G G. u did ur best lol

-yEEEE YOU BEST KNOW IT HICCUP Me BOYYY

-They gONNa FLYYYYY

-FISHLEGS MY BOY WERE GONNa DO IT WHETHER U WaNT TO OR NOT

-That’s THE TRUE CHIEFTaN WaY BOIS EXaCTLY HOW STOICK DIED- I mean shit uh

-Awww berk would love u back in their own way too

-*sobbing in the distance* ((fuckin alvin))

-yOU BET THEY ALL ARE

-“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” screamed the Reader.

-Happy sweet old senile future guessing dudes make me happy ; v ;

-How tf would it be deer

-Just like Grimbeard did.

-YOOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU FISHLEGSSSS

-“IM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT THE MASSES, BUT I AM STILL ALIVE.”

-SNOTLOUT DO U WANT TO BE DEAD??? ((before your proper death))

-When Old Wrinkly is mad at u, you better be ashamed of urself.

-He really is Grimbeard’s Heir ain’t he? ; v ;

-Uhhh more common than u think boyo *turns to Harry Potter*

-oooHHH u done for gumboil

-My heart kindly says mercy, but my mind screams revenge

-SHit stop giving me ides to draWWWWW

-Somethings are often just found at home <3 like my MISSING PENCIL WHERE TF IS IT

-Summary of Httyd 2 Hiccup

-SO MUCH WISDOM IN THE EPILOGUE HICCUP SLOW DOWN

-Nooo HICCUPPPP- THE DRagONSSSSS

-DON’T REMIND ME OF THE SLaVEMaRK U CRUEL BEING

wow

that was a ride from start to end. (pUN INTENDED)

things are getting intensee

*scrambles to read the next book*

#httyd books #comments #this was fun #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon books #httyd

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soras-noodle-arms · 6 years

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the Winners™ Chapter 2

im sorry i dont feel like formatting this it took like half an hour to get the first chapter ready to post

there is no plot to this story

smakatrima-holes

tartar: hey guys the game room is open tartar: what the heck why are maronia and marco in here tartar: oh they were finishing some hw never mind tartar: u wanna have another smash bros tournament final: hell yeah i’ll be right there kartel: wait kartel: maronia and marco??? kartel: you don’t think…? virus: don’t be an idiot, karel virus: sometimes you’re so dense virus: tarulli i’m afraid i’m going to have to turn down that offer virus: i do not need to be there the next time a controller smashes through a window kartel: i hate to agree with this guy but same salt: omg yeah that administrator was terrifying dolly: … i was gonna say yes until you guys brought that up tartar: awwwww…. guys…….... :’( tartar: *puppy dog eyes* error: yeah no tarulli i’m not gonna get scarred for life and/or in trouble error: i’m gonna leave that to you and fina tartar: *sighs* and once again erral is the voice of reason tartar: man you guys suck tartar: WELL AT LEAST FINA’S HERE tartar: and maronia says she’s bringing the idea up to the others sooo final: this is gonna be fun

the unshakeables™

macaronia: heyyyyy rikando aven super smash tournament in the game room u up for it rikatoni: !!!!!!!!!!!!! rikatoni: I’M ON MY WAY farfaven: ooh yeah i’m coming macaronia: … farfaven: MARONIA DON’T YOU DARE macaronia: that’s what she said rikatoni: oh my goddd maronia farfaven: i hate you rikatoni: i’m so proud of you farfaven: rikando i swear sometimes we’re best friends with a living joke macaronia: says a living joke farfaven: sshhhhhhh you can’t expose me like this macaronia: hang on i’m gonna ask jontein and norandina if they want in

macaronia to jontellini

macaronia: tournament in the game room macaronia: you in? jontellini: oh hell no macaronia: well gee okay then mr grumpy

macaronia to noravioli

macaronia: tournament in the game room macaronia: you in? noravioli: no macaronia: ugggh fine

the unshakeables™

macaronia: yeah no they’re being hard headed rikatoni: guess it’s just us then rikatoni: i’m gonna destroy you guys farfaven: NOT IF I DESTROY YOU FIRST macaronia: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID farfaven: UGGHGHGHGHGHG I HATE YOUUUU THAT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE

smakatrima-holes

tartar: guysssss come onnnnnn rikando and aven are coming to the tournament salt: good for them kartel: i hope they have fun virus: not a chance tarulli error: i don’t want to play in the game tournament dolly: sorry tarulli but no thanks tartar: GAH you guys are the WORST

travaga-holes

elder: guys apparently aven and fina plagiarized my chat name elder: i demand compensation meow: why are you coming to us for compensation we are not named aven or fina onurmarco: actually there’s something i’ve been wanting to tell you guys onurmarco: i AM aven onurmarco: marco doesn’t exist getseth: oh i wish but unfortunately i’ve had to deal with your hyperactive ass for far too long don’t even pretend elder: DAAAAMN SETH ritzy: savage meow: marco u may need some water for that burn onurmarco: i’m hurt onurmarco: no really i’m cryign why the HELL AM I CRYING getseth: oh my god nonono i was just joking where the hell are you i’ll be right there getseth: aaghh marco i’m so sorry onurmarco: and there u have it, folks, seth’s a total softie meow: OHHHHHHHHHHHH elder: daaamn marco that was cold man ritzy: holy frick that was so calculated getseth: what the hell i hate you onurmarco: nahh >:3 elder: seth get that nasty lie out of my face getseth: marco that was just cruel getseth: seriously though where are u i thought i hurt your feelings a few seconds ago i still need to hug you onurmarco: i’m in the game room with rikando, maronia, aven, fina, and tarulli X3 onurmarco: we’re gonna be having a tournament getseth: cool i’ll be right there getseth: what are you guys playing onurmarco: guess u’ll have to find outtt getseth: rude

linicha-holes

rikatoni: hey jontein norandina get in here i’m about to whup aven and maronia’s asses farfaven: he’s lying macaronia: yeah we’re gonna crush him rikatoni: IGNORE THEM FOR THEY KNOW NOT OF WHAT THEY SPEAK noravioli: i’m just trying to live my life in peace rikando noravioli: i have no wish to see your poor attempt at world domination or whatever the hell you guys are playing this time farfaven: excuse you we are playing super smash brothers brawl fight me norandina rikatoni: JONTEIN WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU THESE PEOPLE ARE SOILING MY GOOD NAME noravioli: he and fina are probably making out in a closet somewhere rikatoni: ummmmm??? you’re dead wrong fina is sitting on the other couch silently judging me jontellini: that’s my girl rikatoni: oh yeah NOW you show up macaronia: jontein is the definition of the guy that shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks tbh jontellini: wow you guys have my entire existence figured out jontellini: i can barely believe it macaronia: sometimes i wonder why rikando is the way he is and then i realize he’s just a younger carbon copy of you rikatoni: ummmmm??? what the hell does that mean should i be offended farfaven: it means you’re irritatingly snarky and yes macaronia: oh wowwww rikatoni: aven why the hell are we friends if you’re just gonna insult me farfaven: because rikatoni: … rikatoni: that is almost disturbingly vague noravioli: oh my god you guys are so weird rikatoni: JONTEIN NORANDINA GET DOWN HERE jontellini: fineeee i want to see my girlfriend anyway macaronia: wow you don’t even care about me and aven? macaronia: rude rikatoni: NORANDINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA noravioli: okay okay all right u dumbo noravioli: i’ll be there in five

smakatrima-holes

tartar: ohhhh yess jontein and norandina just showed up to the game room final: we’re going to pulverize these nerds kartel: oh god rest in pieces the pasta group virus: pasta group kartel: shut up asshole they’re all named after pasta virus: really? i had no idea kartel: i hate you so much dolly: i have photographic proof that you really don’t kartel: dallona i stg ur supposed to be the quiet one virus: what could you possibly have photographic evidence of virus: wait virus: dallona no virus: that was an extenuating circumstance tartar: *deep, dramatic gasp* oh my god dallona show me kartel: dallona please do not dolly: i won’t

dolly to tartar

dolly: sent a photo tartar: oh tartar: my tartar: godddd!!!!

smakatrima-holes

tartar: YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTEST kartel: DALLONA WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL MAN virus: whatever she sent you is photoshopped tartar: sure it is viran tartar: sure it is kartel: dallona for the love of god delete that photo tartar: nooo don’t listen to them kartel: TARULLI DELETE THAT PHOTO tartar: oh hell no tartar: i’m showing everyone here that photo tartar: you guys look so innocent and adorable virus: tarulli i was exhausted you can’t prove our friendship through this picture kartel: how was i supposed to move with his bigass head on my shoulder kartel: it’s not my fault he fell asleep on me the total DICK virus: it takes one to know one, karel kartel: god viran would you just shut the hell up for five seconds tartar: i showed fina and she said and i quote: “oh my god that is the cutest fricking thing i have ever seen” kartel: yeah, tarulli? tartar: what kartel: give ur sister the finger for me tartar: wow

tartar to elder

tartar: sent a photo elder: OHOHOHO YESSSS elder: !!!!!!!!

travaga-holes

onurmarco: dude karel and viran just burst in here and they look pissed as hell getseth: i wonder why elder: guys big news i just got the BEST blackmail material ritzy: do i want to know elder: sent a photo ritzy: oh my god i knew they didn't hate each other meow: oh wow that’s hilarious onurmarco: *facepalm* onurmarco: why are we like this onurmarco: wait viran just left but karel’s still here onurmarco: apparently he’s here for revenge getseth: wow we’re gonna die

kartel to virus

kartel: hey, viran, we’re good, right? virus: yeah of course, don’t be ridiculous kartel: okay good kartel: i was just kind of worried, cause u left… kartel: and i mean it's kind of our m.o. to insult each other kartel: just wanted to make sure i didn’t go too far or something virus: yeah, sorry i just remembered some hw i have to crank out real quick then i’ll be down there again virus: and nah dw that was actually a pretty good one virus: kick their asses for me kartel: oh heck yeah they're gonna regret all that virus: don’t die hun i don’t want to have to avenge you kartel: ha ha you’re hilarious kartel: yeah okay sure babe kartel: i’ve got this virus: i know

travaga-holes

getseth: wow they’re demolishing us ritzy: rip getseth: thanks for your support brittany ritzy: no problem elder: i love how brittany is like super quiet outside the chat but like elder: a freaking snarkmaster inside meow: … elder: kat oh my god onurmarco: i still can’t figure out if you’re actually mute or if you just really don’t like talking onurmarco: why won’t you tell usssss meow: >:3 onurmarco: kaaaat why r u like thisss meow: because i love watching u people squirm onurmarco: wow onurmarco: OHHHHHH YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE WE JUST TOTALLY TURNED THE TABLES ON THESE PEOPLE onurmarco: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA getseth: marco omg chill getseth: this is the hyperactiveness i was referring to earlier getseth: oh my god getseth: that is so unfair he just turned around and hit me with the most pitiful puppy dog eyes i have ever seen getseth: how do u do that onurmarco: X3 ritzy: how the turntables elder: wow seth you are hopeless getseth: don’t even be acting all high and mighty mandy you would be a pile of complete mush too if you were here getseth: his puppy dog eyes are on another level onurmarco: they are i have spent years perfecting them getseth: he even spontaneously formed tears??? getseth: like wtf how do you even??? onurmarco: it’s called talent onurmarco: something i inherently have oodles of getseth: omg you just used the words “inherently” and “oodles” in the same sentence i cannot bREATHE you’re such a DORK onurmarco: all right seth let’s quit talking AND LEAVE THESE LOSERS IN THE DUST

ritzy to getseth

ritzy: oh seth you are so far gone getseth: guuhhhh shut up i knoww

elder to onurmarco

elder: have you accepted it yet onurmarco: shut up mandy elder: oh come on marco it’s so obvious onurmarco: mandy i don’t want to mess things up with him he’s my best friend elder: so you HAVE accepted it elder: excellent onurmarco: leave me alone elder: marco come on i’m only trying to help onurmarco: please i don’t want to talk about this now elder: *sigh* okay fine elder: i’m here to talk when ur ready, all right? onurmarco: okay elder: hey, i’ve got your back, marco, all right? elder: i just want you to be happy. elder: you’re like the brother i never had onurmarco: yeah, i know onurmarco: thanks onurmarco: love ya elder: i love you too, you stubborn dork <3

i lied there’s a bit of plot >:3

#the winners group chat fic #twgcf #ive had this ready since last week #im on chapter 4 now so im good for at least a couple more weeks

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hagiographically · 7 years

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Could you talk more about Stanford stereotypes regarding literally anything (idk majors?) bc they way how you explain them is literally so funny/good

lmao aw ily, you can always come to me if u want my opinion related to anything stanford (stereotypes about dorms, sports teams, greek life, a cappella ??) because i have A Lot Of It - i only wish i was more integrated with the school cuz most of my opinions are hearsay instead of personal experience

major stereotypes….hmm thats hard cuz there are So Many majors but i can just go with the most common ones and group some together, etc

engineering:

aero/astro - small department full of space nerds, most of them are in SSI, drones, i personally consider them very brainy and if i were better at engineering i would be aero/astro cuz i think it’s the next frontier. there should definitely be more women in it for sure

bioe - my ex was bioe, they’re a bunch of nerds but they have good enough hearts. they care about curing diseases and shit

CS - oh boy. ohhhhhh boy. here we fuckin go. honestly CS is barely even a sterotype at stanford cuz its such a dominant culture…..the people who decide what stereotypes even are, are probably CS. it’s gotten to the point where if i meet someone and they aren’t CS it’s worth noting. it’s gotten to the point where, in my psych/literature/communications/education classes, i expect the other people to be CS. i have so many Opinions on CS Boys because CS Boys are such!!!!a!!!type!!!! (and different from just, a boy who does CS). they worship the trinity of google, facebook, and microsoft. their junior summer internship is at least one of these. they buy into all silicon valley startup culture and they love elon musk and talk about venture capital when its really not welcome. they love talking about how much work they have and how little they sleep. all INTJs. probably virgos. there is also a subgenre of CS boy who didnt come into stanford wanting to do CS and ended up switching because its easier to be a CS Boy at stanford. they criticize the culture all the time. to this you can say, “it’s all right, craig, i know you just want to make money.”

CME - people major in this when they dont love themselves

design - i personally think this major is fuckin cool and considered it before i realized physics was a pre-req. the d school is thought to be d for douchey though because their whole shtick is so ~ideate~ ~prototype~ ~We Are Quirky and Put Post-Its On Walls~ but i dug it as a frosh. they can be kinda condescending, but theyre by far the most interdisciplinary dept in the engineering major (although its also full of white men who think theyre hot shit cuz they can use photoshop)

EE - again for people who lack self love, its supposed to be so fuckin hard

MS&E - white frat boys who glorify jordan belfort

ME - similar to design. live at the PRL. stay up till ungodly hours carving wood. somehow this is enjoyable. also white male heavy

who knows how the f to categorize this:

education - if i could do stanford over i would major in this. usually very diverse, woke, often come from underprivileged backgrounds so they want to make it better for other people and reach communities that arent currently benefited (unlike silicon valley or wall street :) ) i respect them because they do what they love and not to make $ although if educational engineering were a thing im certain people would jump ship. it’s also not in the humanities dept so i feel like theyre Above the stanford hegemony and i love that

earthsys - i considered a minor in this. usually sweet, earth-friendly people. white but woke. possibly queer. granola loving hippies and maybe some frathletes who want an “easy” major but not sure (im not shitting on easy majors. i have one. love ‘em)

generally i like girls in any of the engineering depts because they are dealing with sexism and doing it. the boys are oftentimes extremely self-congratulatory and will usually say something dumb about the humanities. even the girls will hit you with the “oh i wish i could study that!” about any non-engineering discipline, and it’s implied that what they’re really saying is “but i care about my future too much!”

humanities/sciences:

AAAS/chicanx studies/asian-american studies/CSRE - woke poc who use lots of buzzwords and say things like folx

art - the people who major in art are usually more quiet than you’d think. we have an Artsy Type at stanf that are kind of extra (theta chi/EBF types, also very woke QPOC) but i dont think theyre art majors for the most part. i barely know any actual art Majors. lots of engineers just do art on the side

bio - i love bio majors because they are sciency but also get shit on by engineers so we’re in solidarity. they are sweet and study all the time and just wanna make the world a better place. there’s also the pre-med kind of bio who i would hate if i were also pre med but since im not i just kind of admire and fear them

chem - i like chem people much more than i thought i would. again a very small major and they just live in lab and have varied non chem interests. this year i accidentally became friends with like 6 people from the chem fraternity and i was surprised how much i liked them

complit/english - i was this major! english in creative writing are usually chill, interesting people. complit and english in literature…….it’s a shakespeare circlejerk and they hit you with the Discourse. overly educated white people. avoid the boys specifically but the girls can also be incredibly self-satisfied. maybe 50/50. but if you take a creative writing class instead of a lit class, the CW kids are usually awesome

taps - our drama department. they’re nice, but extra and intimidating. (also stanford theater is…..okay….not really as good as they seem to think it is yikes that was mean but) however, like with english, take an introductory class and you’ll meet very cool non-taps majors.

econ - oftentimes wonderful people! outside of class that is

femgen - same people as the AAAS/CSRE crowd except whiter. queer girls with undercuts. upperclassmen are intimidating to many. everyone shares their opinion even when its not warranted. my honors is in this

film studies - this was almost my minor and if i werent CW i might have doubled in film and comm! i dont know any film majors but if they arent a cole sprouse im sure theyre fine (they are probably a cole sprouse)

german/italian/french/spanish language or studies - spot the person who studied abroad!

history - like english, can be cool, more likely pretentious

humbio - the other premeds! actually humbio gets shit on alllll the time for being easy or having a fluff major, bio majors think they’re soft. thus, i like them. their course catalog is awesome and its a huge major but all the scary pre meds are straight up bio and humbios are softer but in a good way its a lot of sweet girls

intl relations - one of my favorite majors. usually very down to earth, the best of the IR/poli-sci/pub-po trinity. however, they can also be self-congratulatory for being So Woke and also they love to educate you when You Didn’t Ask

linguistics - weird, diverse people. very small major. similar to anthro, my old major. i love small majors they always have cute dinners together

MCS - a hard fuckin major. not as “Look How Smart I Am” as a bad CS. mostly quiet and stay in and study their ass off

math - love to wax poetic about the beauty of math. fun when drunk. not when sober

philosophy/MTL/classics - avoid. classics can be okay if it overlaps with archaeology because theyre just a bunch of nerds and they get really excited and its cute. phil majors would rather just educate you about how free will is fake and youre like tim can you please just get out of the way we’re in the dining hall and you’re blocking the cornbread

physics - Avoid. they think all other sciences are lesser. women and POC are ok

poli-sci - hit or miss. generally pretty friendly. very talkative. fun to talk to about Not Politics

psych - the best major hehe. generally liberal and woke and often queer. however, non-psych people in psych classes can be a nightmare (unlike english, taps, etc) and problematic as fuck. also sometimes psych majors are extra (exhibit a: me)

pub policy - probably in student government. im biased against it, but go in with hesitation. student government is by and large not as effective as they seem to think (however, a “woke” person in pub po might be cool because they will campaign for sexual assault awareness and economic diversity and good stuff)

STS - ohhhhh man. probably the major that gets most shit on at stanford. i think engineers think it’s fake. (humbio, design, and STS get shit on the most i’d say, because they are interdisciplinary STEM majors, so engineers think that they’re for people who arent smart enough to do hard majors. whereas with english or IR, engineers know they couldnt do it because they havent written an essay since 2009, so they offer grudging respect) a frathlete major. i personally like it because i dig interdisciplinary shit, but i don’t dig frat boys or athletes so i avoid. some of their courses are great but it does seem kind of scrapped together as a major and i dont know how people outside of stan see it

sociology - a small major, seems cool. stigmatized but not by stanford because stanford students dont know it exists. “dont you mean psychology?” no

urban studies - skaters? who knows. i respect them tho. i think they care about….like….architecture? and city development? its a very niche thing and i feel like it’s pretty hip n happening

#stanford #stanford university #majors #college #advice #stereotypes #stan

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missbbjean · 7 years

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Dear You

You said you liked me, you would constantly say it at the most random of times or that you missed me a girl you have never meant before and how could you possible miss me? but then you explained that you missed hearing my voice, it was relaxing to hear and being able to talk to someone tell them about your day and what bothered you and having that someone not reinsure you of anything but just be there to listen with no judgment. I felt so happy like an idiot for being able to hear that and for being that person for you to talk to but you were also that person for me. For 2 years we talked one year over the comment section of each others pictures on IG and here and there over the DMs of IG then in early 2016 we talked almost everyday over the DMs on IG and then in late February you gave me your number we talked from then on texting and calling. Somewhere around March you already said you wanted to meet but i told you how impossible that was giving the distance between us but in December last year you brought up buying my plane ticket i told you how bad id feel about that because i know it wouldnt be cheap, you didnt bring it up again after that till sometime of this year in February and i wanted to meet you so bad that i agreed to it. So we planed for March but as time got closer for me to go to where you are there was still no message about a plane ticket i grew worried and upset and you never answered my calls or texts. It was the day i was supposed to go down there and nothing nothing from you i cried to my mom for hours so upset, 23 day pass its april now and i get a DM from you over IG like you couldnt really text or call you had to DM over IG like wtf but we talked about it and i shouldve brought up my concerns and what bothered me but i didnt because i didn want to fight i didnt want to argue and like you said "its not like we're together so who am i to say whats you can and cant do" you said you liked me and that you wouldnt mind pursuing more but not with out some sort of proof that i was interested in just you and not multiple people, my proof was facing my biggest fear just for you but i guess that wasn’t proof enough and everything before or after wasn’t either. you then said "again were not together but i dont think youre that interested in me if youre openly giving everyone the same attention " but we talked some more and we had things figures out but i shouldve brought up the fact that you were doing the same giving the same open attention to many other girls, i on the other was not giving that attention like you said i was it was just some 19yr old that left comments on my pictures and my only responses back were ever " thank you, lol, okay or hahah" but yours on girls pictures were stupid kissy heart eye emojis and comments like "damn girl look at you, so beautiful, so pretty, hot" and the list goes on but i bit my tongue because like you said we weren't together and i didnt want to seem i dont know possessive, i know now i shouldve spoke up. but you called the next day asking if we could start where we left off of and i asked with us talking or me coming down there and you said with me coming down there and that same night you bought the plane ticket and everything, there really was no going back and i was so excited that i couldnt sleep at all. I thought finally im going to meet this guy whos been nothing but nice and sweet to me, who ive had nothing but great conversations with where i could just be 100% me. but throughout all of april you still continued with commenting things on other girls pictures again i didnt want to start a fight before i came down there and i had planed to say something well i was there but i didnt want to start something because well id have no wheres to go and lord knows i have anger issues. We spend 4 days together i became sure that yeah i really like this person and maybe even love a little. but when i came home everything fell apart. 2 days go bye and i dont hear from you not even a single text but yet you're on social media multiple times throughout the day and commenting dumb shit AGAIN on girls pictures. we talk on saturday and i bring it up finally and you ask why it was an issue with the 19 yr old commenting what he did on my pictures and you said well its obvious and i said no tell me and you asked why and i said tell me why it was an issue and you said well because I LIKE YOU. so i said if you like me so much why are you commenting dumb shit on girls pictures over IG and you asked "who like you really dont know and i dont remember usernames and your excuse was "well the reason i was asking who is because its probably a client"and i asked "really come on now" and you continue with "well its my job their my client its my job to make them feel pretty or beautiful"like yeah thats youre job when their in you chair not for you to do over social media and like really is it normal for you to comment on your clients half naked pictures?? come on now get real. we end the conversation that night with you saying that wed talk about it more but we never did. sunday goes bye and monday comes around i didnt hear from you but sometime during the day you unfollow me and i get confused more than ever. here you are or were telling me you like me and everything fly me down there to meet you spend that time together and for what what reason, what was the point! days go by i dont hear from you Thursday I tell you we need to talk something serious and you tried to make me feel stupid for it but you never called and you ignored my call we dont talk till Friday when i see you liking a whole bunch of these girls pictures on IG and i mean pictures from early 2016 and late 2015 like duuuude really and then i see theres a recent post from her and just so happened that in the video shes spinning around in a chair and i notice the background, its your room and then you walked in. I call you that night pissed off and you start off with a "hey!" like every things fine and dandy and continue to say "yeah sorry i havent talked to you in a while theres been a lot going on with work i ve been really busy and i could even lose my job" and i was like "oh so busy that yet you had time to be home during the day with a girl in your room" and again you go "well who" like as if you dont know just how many girls have you had over in your room since damn man. so i tell you the usuername because well this time i remembered it and you go "well let me look that up right now" like ohhhhhh COME ON! you know exactly who stop playing dumb and then you say "well we have mutual friends in common" i told you ones that havent ment her in person dont count and so you say "well my parents were home nothing happened" i told you i was there and your parents were home and shit happened so dont give me that and then its :well if it bothers you so much ill stop talking to her" i told you im not the kind of person who tells you who you can and can not talk to but it should be common sense of what your doing is going to bother me or piss me off because here you are or were telling me you like me and everything had me come down there and you sleep with me and all that and yet here you are doing this like really?!?! you say we'll talk about it but again we dont and im just left with more questions and im more upset and you clearly knew that you just didnt and dont care. Sunday i call and call and call because we have something to discuss we talk about it as much as we can and theres nothing that can be done about it that was clearly established. So again i bring up the other issues hoping to get those cleared up more and i ask what was the point of all this and where do i stand now but all you have to say is "well i just got home and i need to go inside ill talk to you more about this" an all i can say is "and then this happens, do you really get everything i just said do you understand" you said yes and i asked really because it seems like it just went right over your head and you said it didnt that we would talk about it. but guess what we never did and i never heard from you again. its been 2 months now since you ruined me and turned my world upside down. and im now wondering just how many other girls have you done this to, how sincere were you with all you said tome, did you even really like me or was i nothing more than a 4 day fuck?..you used me. and yet i cant forget any of it, i wish i could be like you and just forget it all and forget a person like they dont exist as if it never happened. but i cant and it hurts so much to know that i cant erase you from me or my memory and i just want to go back and never agree to it to meeting you not if i knew id end up hurt again after so many years of keeping myself shut up from the world of dating or feelings and i thought i could let down my guard and allow myself to fall again and to think that a guy i told all that to that knew of how i was treated before and everything to a guy who treated me like no other who took me on my first date and i know i shouldve listened to my family i shouldve seen the signs but i thought it would all be okay but i didnt just get a life lesson or burned in the "world of love" i got something far worse. and you continue on like every things fine...im upset with me and im most of all upset with how you handled this. you thought by ignoring or avoiding me that it will go away but it wont and youve only made it worse. I just dont understand why you couldnt be the adult that you so claim to be or to be a man and just fucking be vocal about things like i told you from the very start, why couldnt you just say something like "hey you know it was great meeting you but i dont like you like i thought i did" or something, you think by ignoring or avoiding someone and playing victim that people will get the hint or that it will solve everything but it wont and it doesnt it just makes you a coward and childish. and i cant believe that after everything youve done and put me through with how youve treated me that theres a part of me that still likes you when i should hate you with everything i am but unfortunately it takes more effort to hate then it does to like and you cant just go to hating someone with the snap of your finger it unfortunately doesnt work like that...trust me ive tried.

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