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apricotmayonaise · 2 months
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ace attorney + my friends
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elitehoe · 2 years
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Jay, Taiji and Kenta *me sweating and hyperventilating* I'm totally reacting normal to this... Yeah definitely!!
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babyangelsoph · 9 months
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i love him with all my heart. our interactions are amazing and even if he doesn’t text me for a couple of days he still manages to make me smile like a little school girl 🤭🥰. he turns me on and makes me feel special with everything he does. if you see this (the person im referring to then I love you and I can’t wait to be your partner 🩷)
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6, 16, and 22 for the ask game :)
hello hello!! :)
6. do you have pets?
no, sadly i do not. i used to have a dog, her name was coco. :) she was so lovely!! and i want my parents to get a dog again because i feel like personally it would solve all of my problems.
16. Do you have any tattoos? If not, would like to?
no! i don’t, but i really would love to. :)
22. Best memory you could think of?
probably the first night me and my bf kissed. well, technically it wasn’t the first night we kissed - we’ve kissed before during a game of truth or dare, but that doesn’t really count.
i feel like before in life, whenever these situations have occurred, someone wanted me and wanted me back and truly felt something for me, i would just back out. but there we sat, on the bench (both drunk, mind you) and instead of confessing his feelings for me, which was his initial plan. he just kissed me.
and it was a sweet parallel because one and a half years earlier, i tried to kiss him and he declined. so it was the exact setting and i cursed myself for a moment because i was like fuck! i should’ve given him a taste of his own medicine but no - nothing could’ve stopped me.
it was like all the puzzle pieces aligned and the earth truly stopped spinning for a minute. it felt like i could count and name each star bursting in the universe at the moment and it just felt more than right.
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hanniluvi · 10 months
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💭 — RICKY AS YOUR BOYFRIEND !
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SOPH — tysm for the two anons that requested this! sorry for the delay, i was trying to do a bunch of reqs at once but got carried away due to some school work </3 (yes i have summer hw im suffering). hope you enjoy these though!
GENRE — fluff, angst if you squint | WARNINGS — lower case intended, 2nd pov, and that’s it?
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— he seems the type to play it cool in a relationship but is actually a MESS. like what should he do? should he be flirting with you? should you guys be doing anything? besides that cool face, this mind is racking ideas of what he should do and what’s best for the relationship. anything for you!!
— i don’t think ricky could ever get mad at you. like maybe jokingly mad or being frustrated but that’s all. i don’t think he really likes conflict and tries fixing it. thing is, he may give silent treatment just so he could talk to myself on how to solve an argument between you two.
— now, ricky may forget a lot of things, but he never forgets anything about you! anyone can ask something about you, and he’s like a walking google about you. ik he whips his head if he hears your name come out of any of the member’s mouth. they can call him a simp for all he cares — he knows it’s true anyways.
— “you know ricky, you don’t know a lot of stuff of me compared to your partner.” “gyuvin yeah, cause you’re not yn.” “i get that but come on, how could you forget my favorite food?” “oh sorry, i forgot.” “ricky i’ll beat you up—” “yn!!!”
— he would get excited over little gifts you give him. he’s used to being the gift giver, so seeing you get him something just seems ten time more valuable than those luxury brands. probably shows it off to the others. “bet you don’t have this,” LMFAO hes so silly
— the type to send pics of himself or sweet msgs to you when he misses you. and he js plays it off with “i bet you miss me so here you go.” in reality, he just misses you and just wants to hear sweet things from you :( <3
— boy he LOVES strawberries. so he probably buys you strawberry items so that you can be reminded of him. let’s say his obsession can get out of hand, but who doesn’t love cute strawberry items???
— i feel like he would prefer a more private relationship?? but that doesn’t work out since he acts SOOO different around you. so when he announces that you two are dating, the others aren’t surprised whatsoever.
— pretty clueless so would ask you for help because it’s “you two getting along” he says. he would find any excuse to be with you at all times and just wouldn’t mind acting a little clueless.
— if there’s any language barriers, i feel like he’d try his best to communicate with you as best as he can. sure, he wants to give up at some times, but he remembers you, the main cause of his motivation. so he’d study really hard for you :)
— ricky isn’t always as open with his thoughts as he think he is. sometimes, he may isolate himself, just because there’s a lot on his mind. so that’s when you step in! give him comfort and offer to listen bc that’s all what he needs!
— secretly likes physical touch but won’t flat out admit it. he wouldn’t pretend he hates it either, he just lets it happen. secretly smiles when you suddenly become clingy around him. he likes you initiating it first because he doesn’t want to be annoying or a bother to you when he needs affection </3
— the longer you’re in a relationship with him, the more comfortable he is with you. and that’s a good thing! but he still gets flustered over small acts you do for him.
— partner privilege is probably a thing.
— would love showing you off :’) he’s just really glad yours is and sometimes can’t believe it himself. which is why he may just catch himself be quiet and admire you <3
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💭 — in bloom already has two wins 🙏 so proud of them <3
ZB1 PERM TAGLIST — @dwcljh @ilovewonyo @jiawji @tzyuki @kpoprhia @flamiricky @misoxhappy @lluvjjun @zzzhoonie
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captainwans · 1 year
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★ . . . ❛ ━━ BEN CHILWELL x FEM!READER.
( MASTERLIST! )
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Liked by yoursister, masonmount and others
yourinstagram happiest birthday to the love of my life. 🤍 you make me the happiest and brightest girl on earth. i love you with all i am.
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kennedyalexa my favorites 💕
username cutest couple ever sorry i don’t make the rules
yourbestfriend i beg to differ
benchilwell argue with the wall
yourbestfriend fight me
conorgallagher92 😯
sasha__rebecca ❤️❤️
benchilwell i love you more baby ❤️❤️
masonmount i look a little different there 🤔
joaofelix79 *more like i look different there
yourbestfriend she’s my wife back off
benchilwell stop hitting on my girlfriend 🤨
username what is felix doing here 🤨
username lmao the comment section
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yourinstagram smart sexy studious 😉🧠
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yourbestfriend graduate already i need a therapy session asap
kennedyalexa me too
sasha__rebecca me three
username we love educated women 💕💪🏽
madelyncline smart sexy indeed 🤤
yourinstagram i love you maddie 😚
benchilwell my hardworking woman ❤️
masonmount simp
cmpulisic simp
kaihavertz29 simp
username i aspire to be like you one day ❤️
yourinstagram you’re so sweet 🥹🫶🏼
reecejames do we get a discount for therapy? 👀
ameliadimz we better 😫
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yourinstagram my girls = me, myself & i 🧚🏼✨
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sophiaamelia had the best night ever 🤍
aninemaykennedy love you doll 🫶🏼
sasha__rebecca we need to do it again 🙈💕
yourinstagram agreed 🤩
username i’m curious of who she is dating 👀
masonmount i’m curious too 😃
rlc me too
cmpulisic me three
yourbestfriend she’s dating me y’all
benchilwell i beg to differ
yourbestfriend i will boil your teeth back off chilly 😡
reecejames 😨😨
username omg she’s bens gf
yourinstagram 💕🤭
yourinstagram yourbestfriend behave
yourbestfriend tbh what do you even see in him when you can get the whole package 🤩
benchilwell the only package she’s getting is an empty box
kaihavertz29 this is so brutal me and soph are dying from reading all the comments
sophiaamelia it’s true kai’s crying on the kitchen floor 😭
laurenfryer_ how did we go from sweet comments to savage fire??
yourinstagram 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
masonmount idk but i’m joining the beef train
benchilwell 🖕🏻🖕🏻
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zumblrnet · 9 months
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‧₊˚ ⋅ 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗦
⊹˚. ♡ moni @taerrrrrae | ❝roses are red, violets are blue, i hate wakeone (the company), and so do you 😡❞ ╰ she/her ╰ evnne + zerobaseone + boys planet ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ flori @hyeoniez + @gunwookiez | ❝hanging out with shen ricky inside my mind❞ ╰ he/they/she ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ faith @keiwook | ❝i actually accidentally deleted my main blog once❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone + evnne + boys planet ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ elif @jinkiseason | ❝zumblrs only turkish alpha wolf❞ ╰ she/he/they ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ venom @zerobaseonefics | ❝damn bro idk this is so stressful i love spiderman❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ misa @terazono-keita | ❝i am sooo normal about keita❞ ╰ they/them ╰ evnne (mostly keita) ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ sophie @huipinkhair | ❝received the "best big sister award" by Venom - will burn down cube for Hui❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ uriel @blueaiyuice| ❝i don't need them to kiss me, i need them to kiss each other❞ ╰ she/he ╰ zerobaseone + boys planet ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ soph @hanniluvi | ❝sometimes i wish taerae was real…😢💔❞ ╰ any pronouns ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ isa @mins-fins | ❝apple juice haters disgust me❞ ╰ he/they ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ theo @cowsidfk | ❝Ya'll ever just scream out your bedroom window at 2 in the morning to make your neighbors think they should call the police for an attempted murder?❞ ╰ he/him ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ sol/jun @taeiun | ❝idk about you man but kim taerae is kenough❞ ╰ he/they/she ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ scarlett @zbase1 | ❝interpol 🚨❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ carey @zbsinbloom | ❝Days since last went feral for Over Me: 0❞ ╰ they/them ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ riri @chxrrymxxnlight + @ririyangi | ❝the "ririyangi" who literally falls for ricky❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone + evnne + boys planet ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ dari @p8rasite | ❝insert the cool eye catching quote here 👈❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ dor @partiallyderived | ❝daydreamer who puts pen to paper (keyboard to document)❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone + evnne + tiot + boys planet
⊹˚. ♡ chou @itsmattchou | ❝people say that i live in their walls❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ jay @hazyskyline | ❝what if my plushies are judging me 🙁🙁❞ ╰ he/him ╰ zerobaseone + evnne + boys planet ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ kate @ijboltaerae | ❝hi im kate/ijboltaerae, that one oomf who dont play about taerae❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ ina @trsrina | ❝zumblr’s official #1 mulbokdan + holder of the gunwook title❞ ╰ she/they╰ zerobaseone + evnne ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ val @harus-simp | ❝"Why love someone else if I can just love shen quanrui?"❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone + evnne + tiot + boys planet ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ kara @jebewonmorelike | ❝legacy zumblr veteran; please pay your respects by ready my silly little works❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone + boys planet ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ tee @haesunflower | ❝delulu is the solulu❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ zai @scrrra | ❝love me right kim gyuvin's number 1 enthusiast & pink gyuvin preacher!❞ ╰ he/they/she ╰ zerobaseone + evnne + tiot ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ kieu @matthyeu | ❝im enby but if seok matthew wanted me to be his housewife i'd gladly accept❞ ╰ they/them ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ min @mothertaeraesa | ❝I'm delusional for Seok Matthew because he really looks like just some guy❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ alexa @solarswonderland | ❝yujin is me. i am yujin.❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone
⊹˚. ♡ ivy @ivrousae | ❝it’s been 5 hours and i still can’t think of one💯❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ aria @mintsv | ❝i love yujin sm!!! (as a little brother) (i'm the same age as him) (i'm delusional) (please don't cancel me)❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ pri @purikkura | ❝currently in couple’s counseling with sung hanbin❞ ╰ he/him ╰ zerobaseone ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ krist @zhng96 | ❝veni, vidi, vici❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone + tiot ╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ rue @i05wook | ❝interpol, interpol, international police!❞ ╰ she/they ╰ zerobaseone╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ nae @zhounauts | ❝du du du du max verstappen❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ yura @riyangiis | ❝noona, saranghaeyo!❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ noelle!! @lilacgyuvin | ❝world’s most sane stayc stan❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ gil @astrae4 | ❝Hi, you can call me gill. I’m 07, and I write for zb1. My bias is Yujin❞ ╰ she/her ╰ zerobaseone╰ masterlist
⊹˚. ♡ angel @angelmatthew | ❝fluff and delusion heaven (ꈍᴗꈍ)♡❞ ╰ she/they/he╰ zerobaseone╰ masterlist
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starsandhughes · 10 months
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before you and mark start dating and youre just friends with the soph guys, you can just walk into their house and go "anyone wanna get starbucks/ dunkin/ mcdonalds/ etc with me" because mark is always the first to scramble up from wherever he's sitting and going "yes! yes!"
he’s the guy to be a simp when he just has a crush on you so i completely agree
bonus points when he trips
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george-karims-egg-cup · 7 months
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Me and my fellow Wilbur simps were taking about Wilbur. Of course.
I (the one obsessed with that ADORABLE SMILE of his) pulls up this picture to point out the lil’ tongue thing he does.
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Fellow Wilbur simp, Izz, said
“Damn he has really sharp teeth.”
I replied
“Nah, they ain’t real.”
AND THEN WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, I SAID
“If they were I’d ask him to bite my neck.”
total silence filled the room as I covered my mouth.
“AYO.”
couldn’t have said it better myself, Soph.
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yakumtsaki · 2 years
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Thanks to my well-honed sim cockblocking reflexes, I put a stop to this nonsense before it escalated further, and now we’re gonna pretend it never happened! You hear me, sluts?? ENOUGH. 
-Don’t worry babe, that moron can barely keep us alive, let alone keep us apart!
Sophito I can’t even express how sick I am of your bullshit. Why don’t you just explain to us how a relationship with Eliza would work given your LTW, because I’d love to hear it.
-I’d figure it out!!
The only thing you’d be figuring out is how to survive massive blood loss after she cut your dick off, ok? Eliza is no Don, she’d take that rose of amnesia and stab you in the eye with it.
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Speaking of Don, Sugar is determined to out-simp his father as he is about to kill both himself and Claire by hypothermia because he won’t stop hugging her long enough for them to get inside. 
-Oh darling, I can think of nothing better than staying here forever, embracing in the rain next to objects that tend to get hit by lighting!
You might have noticed a lack of Sugar the last few updates and it’s because ever since he won Claire’s heart he’s come down with a terrible case of Shajar Former Incel Syndrome. Remember when she finally got with Sophie and her entire personality disappeared because all she did was follow Soph around waiting to woohoo with her?? Well it’s time for round 2!
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Our grades last semester were straight up embarrassing and we’re tittering on being broke again, mainly thanks to the 3 fortune aspiration douchebags and their delusional expensive wants, so it’s time to do the unthinkable: study.
-Ya, I don’t know how effective it is to be studying during June’s party?
Well Sugar, you of all people managed to cuck someone so clearly nothing is impossible around here.
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Look how productive everyone is being! 
-Goddamn it, how do I insert a check for $5000 in this paper without ruining the formatting? You know what, I’ll just attach it in the email. 
ARE YOU BRIBING THE PROFESSORS. IS THAT WHERE ALL OUR MONEY IS GOING
-Of course I am, how do you think I keep getting A+s without ever studying?
I assumed you were a brainchad like Sophito??
-Ya, Sophito has been attaching his nudes instead of checks. 
Of course he has! 
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What fresh hell is this, what is this rando feud?
-I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR FELLOW FORTUNE ASSHOLES, REGINALD, STOP WASTING ALL OUR SCHOLARSHIP MONEY ON RUGS AND COKE -Not just rugs and coke, June, also sculptures! -I DON’T CARE. JUST GO BANG YOUR OLD LADY AND LEAVE OUR MONEY ALONE
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-Oh Erik, finally you can move in and bring all your cash with you!  -Well I do have like 1k in household funds! -HAHA- wait, you’re serious? YOU ONLY HAVE 1K?? -I sure do!
Erik what the fuck, even the llama brought more with him when he moved in.
-I’m only a freshman! And my entire bio is about wanting to be a starving artist! 
WANTING TO BE A WHAT NOW?? JUNE WE’VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED. I thought we were getting a boring, dependable John Burb type and instead we got Darren Dreamer, fuck.
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-Oh, you broke, beautiful idiot, I’m so into you right now!
June.. istg. Frankly Erik as a marriage prospect is starting to feel barely above the nephew obsession-
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-CASE IN POINT. ERIK WTF
-You didn’t check my personality panel before moving me in?
I SURE DIDN’T
-2 neat points :)
Fuck my life. Let’s just move on..
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..Our party is going incredibly as usual!
-FUCK YOU, STACY, HOW DARE YOU PLATONICALLY INTERACT WITH SOPHITO IN FRONT OF ME
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-FUCK YOU TOO, SOPHITO, I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU AT ALL AND I NEVER WONDER IF WE’RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER SOMETIMES WHEN I CAN’T SLEEP 
Can you people not be completely deranged for the duration of one (1) party?
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Istg I can’t leave these flops unattended for more than a minute. REGINALD STOP BONDING WITH EVERY CREEPY PROFESSOR THAT CROSSES YOUR PATH
-Thank you, 00s Emo-Haired Professor, this is very flattering but I’m already in a committed relationship with your colleague, Geriatric Half-Alien Professor.  -Oh my, I’m so sorry! I’d never violate the Professor Dibs On Students Honor Code!
Ok ya, party over, everyone fuck off.
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-Hi Stacy, what the hell are you doing? 
God’s work, that’s what she’s doing. Don’t let them bang, Stac, stay where you are! 
-Hey, genius, if we do the ‘shoo’ action she’s hardcoded to leave.
Fuck you, Eliza, I’m bringing reinforcements..
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..HA. COCKBLOCK ACHIEVED ONCE AGAIN. Have fun, you two!
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And you two I’m not letting out of my sight.
-You can’t win against me, Liz, my grandpa started teaching me chess as soon as I fell out of my mom on the bathroom floor. -Classiest birth your family has ever seen. -Both your dads wanted to marry into my family. -Wanted to marry in so badly they cheated on your grandpa with each other and he had to marry his third choice.
HEY. Wyatt wasn’t our third choice! (He totally was.)
-Well thank God you’re marrying Wilfred who’s always been your first choice! -Absolutely he is, he doesn’t at all bore my tits off. In fact, I’m gonna go wake him up right now and have loud sex with him and you can stay here, being a hoe who’s bad at chess. -Ok, have fun! -Oh, I will!
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WELP I TRIED.
-Sophito, I feel our undefinable toxic relationship is gonna be a disaster for everyone involved.  -I know, isn’t it great? :D
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duchessanon · 1 year
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Who’s who in this blog : the fandom version of the rf
For any newbies, I usually don’t like explaining the joke but here u are! These are essentially over exaggerated versions of how the fandom has characterised the rf and supporting characters over the years.
Liz - RIP’d queen, often disrespected by her grandsons & their wives. Ignores everything that she needs to fix in her fam. A icon none the less
Philpot - RIP’d duke of edin-burg. Occasionally racist. Generally admired. Name is Phil & despot together bc he may have RIP’d Di.
Chuck - current king. Desperate for attention, sensitive, adulterer, and ready to throw his (RIP’d) wife and sons to the wolves
Camilla - one time respected/tolerated, now beloved for making Henris bedroom into her wardrobe
Di - RIP’d princess of hearts. Press feeding, monarchy loving, but also an anarchist and destructor of the monarchy. Only has one son, who he is depends on who u ask
Ghost Di - appears in the form of leopards, elephants, cows etc. Blesses u with fertility and revenge for ur enemies
Anne - a hardworking, unbothered legAnned. Likes horsey stuff
Tim - lusted over husbAnned. Drama free
Andy - sicko. Never a good word said about him unless ur also a sicko or Fergie.
Fergie - chaotic queen of flower crowns. Messy for defending Andy. But so batshit, u can’t be mad, u just roll with it. Part time author of smut.
Eddie - dramatically unveils plaques
Soph - Liz’s fave. Probably an asshole in secret. Her fan account turned against her out of nowhere one day. Still don’t know what she did
Willy - heir with no hair. BULLIAM. Celebrated for it. Lusted over by a minority. Often lazy. Often adulterous. Takes a bad photo. Family man. Simp.
k8 - the main fandom girlie. Loves kids and shaping their brains. Often lazy. Baby brained, cheated on non stop, but also Machiavellian (Bitch k8). Also boring. “Great gowns, beautiful gowns” (sometimes).
Henri - Named Santa Henri bc of his Saint like status in pre-2016 fandom. Now a todger loving, traitorous, self obsessed, disrespectful, bewitched by meg dumb dumb. Also a brave, rebellious, normal blokey soldier. Loyal husband and father.
Meg - that bitch. Narcissistic, philanthropic, disrespectful, title obsessed, overthrower of the colonialist monarchy. Bad friend and daughter. Kindest person alive. Never done anything wrong, at fault for everything. Hounded by the press but it was all her fault anyway.
Peter - used his royal name to do a milk ad
Zara & Mike - get away with doing magazine deals bc they’re not working royals. Relationship with Willy and Henri used as proof that either brother is better bc they must be great if they’re close to the tindalls
Eugbea - daughter of fergie. One person. The true blood princess
Eugbea husband - just there
AK-47 - Angela Kelly, Liz’s secret lover who denied meg a tiara
Jason Knife - staff. Twisted the knife in megris back
JLP - the og staff dude
Cam Tominey, Dicky Palmer, KT nichol, the two Vickis, Roya, Danny Wooten, Piers Morgan, Emily Andrews, Becky English, that Jack guy, Val Lowe - EVIL press, revealers of the TRUTH
Omid - best selling author. risked it all for Megri. Court jester
Carolyn - also best selling author. Missing since 2021
Cress and Chelsea - long suffering exes
Carole - the queen maker
Mike - drug smuggler. Pilot
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thestylesfamilysblog · 2 months
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The Styles men are simps for their women! I don’t mean that in a bad way btw. I love seeing men adore their women and want their attention and affection. I hate that people look at being a simp as a bad thing.
Yeah my dad and I are extreme simps…I’d gladly lay in a puddle and let Soph use me a a bridge 😁 - Elijah
Oh I worship my wife, I do what she says, when she says and I’d gladly kiss to ground she walks on 😌 - Harry
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always-andromeda · 2 years
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i. Flock | Eli Sunday x fem!Reader
Eli Sunday x fem!Reader
Word Count | 2,356
Summary | "Dear friends, I urge you, as foreigners and strangers in the world, to abstain from sinful desires, which wage war against your soul." 1 Peter 2:11
Author's Note | hi guys. blame @lost-in-sokovia and auggie nashton for this one. but also me. i've had ideas for Eli for A WHILE and soph has been slowly pushing! me! over! the! edge! but like. of course i had to make it agonizingly painful for myself and write a little trilogy about it though.
Warnings | mentions of masturbation, religious themes, Eli is such a simp, Daniel is an asshole, that's all i can think of! (MDNI)
Parts | i. | ii. | iii.
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Eli Sunday, the man of God he is, dreams of having a family. The idea is a long shot. Another one of those wishes that runs through his head when he prays before bed. He kneels at the side of his bed and asks--begs--the Lord above to give him a doting and loving wife who will raise a flock with him.
We shall spread your word, Father. I have been the most loyal servant possible. But I am unable to continue on alone. I hope that it is your plan to reward my devotion.
Through all the prayer, he still has his doubts. He's never seen himself as an attractive man. Far too lanky and immature in his looks to convince any man that he would make a suitable husband for their daughter. That was, until Daniel Plainview came to Little Boston. Plainview, with his surly workers and dangerous rigs, brought economic growth that put Little Boston on the map. And though Eli distrusts him heavily, he feels quite different about you. You, with a quiet and contemplative nature, are the polar opposite of Daniel.
When you show up for his sermons listening and keeping a close eye on him, that's what sends his mind racing. He watches the way you dote after H.W. Watches you read intently on your porch on lazy afternoons. Watches how you carefully lift your skirts to walk across a dusty road. In the recesses of his mind, he allows himself to continue dreaming. This time, with you in the picture. You seem to really see him. Seem to see through the theatrics of his preaching. You smile politely as he shakes your hand after a service but he finds no reverence in your eyes.
It makes him worry. Has him wondering if he had been deluding himself with fantasies. If you were yet another person who held no respect for him. And he is close to confessing his sins of lust until the Lord once again shows him how He works in mysterious ways.
It happens after your father attacks him, smearing him with mud. Witnessing the scene, you broke from your usual peaceful approach, lifting your skirts and running towards the two men. You push your father with all of your strength and it makes him slip back, covering his suit with mud. Daniel gives you that stone cold glare that could strike the fear of God within you. This time, it didn't. 
Daniel knew that you were quite fond of the Sunday boy. Spotted the attraction the same day he'd brought you and H.W. to the Sunday ranch under the guise of a hunting trip. He first observed it when you asked Eli to fetch a pail of water for you to rinse your hair with. Eli, with his dirty face shining with sweat from the day's work, stared at you like you were the most beautiful being he’d ever laid eyes on.
He had held out the pail, his hand briefly touching yours, and almost trembling he spoke, "For you, Miss Plainview." You bowed your head out of gratitude and blushed as he walked away. You were attracted to him from that moment on. He was virtuous and passionate. He loved people, something you'd been sorely missing from your upbringing.
That didn’t even begin to scratch the surface of how physically attractive he was. How perfectly his suspenders stretch up his chest, leading to his broad shoulders. And you always admire the profile of his face when he prays; eyes closed in worship, the slight bump at the bridge of his nose, his defined jawline, and distinct chin tilted towards the sky. You are shocked that no woman has taken him as a husband. Though he acts like he knows everything, being a prophet, you see how naive and sensitive he truly is. It makes you want to wrap him in your arms and never let him go. 
So you didn't hesitate in turning to Eli and offering him your hand. When he took it, you led him, head bowed, away to your home. It was a single room but it was all yours. Being a fully grown young woman, it wouldn't have been proper for you to live in a little room with your father and brother. You revel in the new freedom that Little Boston had presented to you.
Eli was bewitched with the space, so thoroughly you. Little pieces of decor that hinted at your family's wealth dotted various surfaces in the room. The one that you pulled out to use on him was the fine brass wash basin and pitcher.
"I apologize that my father made such a fool out of himself. Quite often, he gives in to his greed, his anger. You don't deserve such hostility." Your voice was hushed and comforting as you sponged the dirt and mud away from his body. You'd asked him to remove his shirt and offered to wash it. Nervously, he'd unbuttoned his vest and peeled the mud caked cotton shirt from his torso. Eli hadn't been this bare since he was a child, being bathed by his own mother. He was almost quivering, the sensation of your nimble fingers moving along his spine, cleansing his shame.
"How does a young woman as lovely of yourself justify defying her father so easily?" He asked, his tone already lilting as if he was in the pulpit. But you giggled, seemingly unaffected by the slight on your morals.
"Oh, Eli, you should know that is the one commandment I am all too eager to break." You say, bringing your fingers up his neck and lacing them through his hair. You're pouring little streams of water over his head until it begins to run clear; baptizing him with your gentle affection.
The revelation warms his heart, seeing you oppose Daniel so boldly. You defied your father for him.
He was breathing hard, already feeling the lust creeping through his heart. But he cannot act. He cannot even think of soiling your purity as you so innocently tended to him. With you wiping the drying mud from his face, he knows his cheeks are flushed. You admire the sun stained freckles that scattered his skin.
When you softly kiss his cheek, it lights a fire in his heart, making him more determined than ever to make you his.
Eli doesn't ask Daniel if he can court you. Daniel would refuse, he was well aware. But Eli lets his faith be corrupted little by little when he asks you to study the Bible with him. Tells you that he believes you would be a marvelous candidate for his assistant in church services.
And you, wanting to further yourself even more from the oppressive hand of your father, inch closer and closer into Eli's embrace. He begins visiting your home, staying for hours, reading scripture and helping you memorize verses.
Your father had never been one for religion. So you were untouched, in every way possible, he hoped. It stirred something within him, being able to teach you in this way. Seeing your spellbound expression looking up at him as he read from his worn Bible, drinking in every word.
He quite liked that you didn't worship him like the others did. As fresh as you were to His word, he felt as though you were on equal footing with him. You were intelligent, he could tell how you thought about things deeply. He wonders when you will see past this ruse and learn of his true intentions. Or perhaps you already had and decided to stay anyways.
Nevertheless, Eli tells himself that he will stay faithful to you. When a member of his congregation questions your place in the church, Eli reprimands him harshly. He makes the stuck up man an example, declaring that to question your position would be to question Eli. Which, in turn, would also be questioning the judgment of the Lord. That quickly silences any possible dissent.
His eyes are fixed firmly upon you. No other woman can sway his gaze. It is you he envisions when he wraps his hand around his cock in bed, tugging at it and softly whimpering. He imagines filling you up with his seed, you crying his name into his shoulder and holding on to him like he was always meant to be your savior. And when he cums, staining his bedclothes, he halfheartedly repents for his lust. Assures himself that the dream will come true soon enough. It isn't quite a sin if he plans for you to be his wife.
Eli only feels guilty for the action when he sees you the next morning, clean and ready to learn from him. That is when he feels the weight of sin slithering up his throat, begging to be confessed.
The feeling is so uncomfortable that one morning he blurts it out while reading to you, "Oh, my girl, I am so ashamed. I have strayed from my path as your teacher. I have taken advantage of your innocence! I am just as wicked and greedy as your father." He rocks back and forth in his seat, making fists with his hands and struggling to even look at you.
And you, with your perfect fingers, cradle his flushed face. Your voice soothing the pain like you are so adept at doing, "You are nothing like him. You are as much my savior as the Lord himself." But not even hearing you call him your savior can cure his affliction.
"You don't understand, my sweet girl. How could you with how good you are? I have allowed myself to fall to the sin of lust. At night, when I am alone, I have touched myself. I have thought of you over and over again, every single time. I have yearned for you in a way that will only taint your purity."
The agony caught in his confession renders you speechless, and for a second, he believes you stay silent out of disgust. In truth, the thought of him stroking his most private, divine part, breathless and clutching his sheets as he thinks of you...it leaves you dripping beneath your skirts. You clench your thighs together, feeling no relief from the increasing ache as he gazes at you desperately, searching for a forgiveness that you will not grant him.
"Oh, Eli, if you have fallen victim to lust, then so have I. It wracks me with such guilt. But I dream of you too, I pretend it is your fingers upon my wicked flesh instead of my own. I have prayed, searching for atonement. But I cannot pretend that I don't feel the love that I do for you."
Eli is shaken, "Love? You love me?" The idea of a creature as heavenly as yourself loving him scares him more than any vision of hellfire. Your forehead is resting against his now, his breath heavy on your lips as you nod.
He sighs, "My angel, I love you."
Hands still on his face, your brush your thumb over his plush bottom lip. You wait for him to kiss you first before you dare to get any closer. It begins slow with his mouth closed, testing the feel of your mouth, kissing you like he'd kiss the head of a member of his congregation.
As soon as he's comfortable, he's tilting his head and drawing you in deeper. Hooking an arm around your waist, he's drawing you forward on your chair, eager to have you closer than he's ever allowed. Slowly, his mouth opens, just enough that he gets a taste of your bottom lip. The butter and goat's milk from your breakfast that morning hits his taste buds and it turns him into a wild man. Suddenly he's fighting for air and entirely consumed by you, letting his hands wander up your bodice. When his hand reaches your breast and he feels you gasp, he stops dead in his tracks.
Though he hungers for more--to make you his--he knows that he is unable to do it. He cannot overwhelm you with all of his desire that has become pent up inside of him. He cannot deprive you the dignity of a proper consummation. 
So he pulls away, clarity hitting him hard, "I mustn't lay with you. Not yet."
You nod and take his lingering hands into yours. Bringing them to your raw lips, you kiss them tenderly.
"Shall we take a walk?" You whisper, regaining your composure. Eli's voice breaks as he agrees.
You're both solemn as you walk together, looking out over the land that Eli suddenly was seeing differently. He’d only been a boy when he played in the dirt, listening to his uncle tell him about the oil deep underground. Not even Eli could have predicted that the oil his grandfather spoke so surely of would’ve brought you to him. He ruminates on the confession he'd given to you and turns yours over in his mind. He’d never known that women could feel the same sort of pleasure that men did. Didn’t think that a woman like you would pursue that pleasure too. He couldn’t bring himself to admonish you, his angel.
Instead, he tells you every little plan he has for you and him. Promises to take you away from your father’s demonic ways. Says he’ll take you all across the country, spreading the good word the whole way. Whispers how he will give you children; will give you the family and love you’ve always been yearning for.
His words are enticing. But you’ve never fancied yourself a mother. Though you’ve spent your whole life looking after H.W. that was far different from the emotional weight of creating and bearing a child. But to have Eli’s child? The thought of it makes you feel ready. Like you can handle whatever the Lord has in store for your life.
Eli asks you to marry him that day. And you kiss you on the cheek and whisper in his ear, “Eli Sunday, I will always be yours.”
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twisted-tales-told · 1 year
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Last 10 lines of 10 Fics! Tagged by @mayzarbewithyou
On Bookshops and Cupcakes: How could she not like Lily Evans?
The Grand Opening: all she could think of was how grateful she was that Lily Evans had come into her life. (Pandora is such a simp)
Double Date: She could finally get an evening with Lily all to herself. (Pandora is SUCH a simp)
You’ve Got Us: But he can’t shake the bitter feeling in his stomach that he hadn’t had Sirius in the first place.
My Jamie: A bit scared. A bit bruised, inside and out, but together.
Potions Classroom: Draco shakes his head, truly wondering what he’s done in his small, misguided, twisted life to deserve a man like this. 
In Our Midst: While Regulus falls back asleep, James watches as the sun rises, filling the farm house with beautiful morning light. He can’t quite feel it yet, but he knows he will. One day.
Ghosts Of Us: This life is a chance. Something she gets to grow into, and weave her way through. A fresh start. She’ll use it wisely.
Ghosts Of Us Extended (WIP so the most recent line): A long time ago, these woods shaped her. Witnessed her become what she is today. And it is where she will fall.
Vows Made Of Wine (WIP so where I’m at): He’s never shocked when Barty makes jokes, when there’s misunderstandings. But this? This felt personal. 
My tagging: @little-shit-soph @otrtbs @cr-amber @euphorial-docx @anythingforourmoonysstuff @berrylou and anyone else who wants to join u can say I tagged you!!
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bridgertonbabe · 2 years
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I think to make up for the darkest time line stuff we should get some adorable teacher Sophie and Benni moments after they’re together!
Cause that’s will be cathartic 💖
Good thinking!!! 🤗🤗🤗
Sophie moves in with Ben after a couple of months when there's a flood at her new flat. She had been extremely put out that she would have to move again so soon after moving into a flat she had at long last been able to afford by herself, and Benedict doesn't think twice when he says; "move in with me." Sophie falls silent for a few seconds following his offer and quickly Benedict panics that he's pushed for too much too quickly and starts to backtrack. "I only mean, um, in the meantime while you look for somewhere else, like if you don't want things to move so quickly I totally get it, I didn't mean to overstep, I just don't want you stressing about finding somewhere else to live and I love having you here and I'm always missing you when you're not - but obviously you've gotta do you, I get that, but if you wanted the offer's there-" And Sophie finally puts a stop to his rambling when silences him with a kiss. "It wouldn't be too soon for me, Ben." she assured him and gave him another peck on the lips. "Unless you think," "No. Nope. Not at all." he insisted and wrapped his arms around her. "I can't wait to live with you, Soph." And he really meant it, packing her stuff up at breakneck speed to have her home with him by the end of the following day.
Once the students knew about their relationship, Sophie noticed Benedict acting a little strangely. He'd sometimes come rushing in at the start of her lessons, beckoning her out of the classroom for a quick word and then asking her if she was okay. "I'm fine?" she replied, unsure why he was so concerned about her. "And you'd tell me if you weren't?" "Well of course," "Good. That's good. I'm glad." he nodded, giving her a searing kiss before hurrying off. This happened several times as her boyfriend became frantically fretful over her well being, and even produced little treats for her that he had gone out and bought during his free periods. "Ben, I have to ask; what is this all about?" she asked him one day when he randomly presented her with a new perfume. "What do you mean?" he frowned, confused by her confusion. "I appreciate how much you care about me and all, but you're acting like you have to cheer me up or something." Benedict then explained how for several weeks a few students had remarked that she seemed sad and some had even said that she had complained to them during lessons how bad her boyfriend was at picking up hints she dropped in regards to something she wanted him to get her. Sophie was flabbergasted, not having any idea what he was on about, and just then Hyacinth appeared in the staff room, wanting a quick word with them. "Look, please don't be mad. I swear I've only just found out but basically when it came out that you two were dating, people began asking me what you were like as a couple, and all I said was that you're an absolute simp for Sophie - anyway, Fliss told me that apparently people are using the fact you're a simp in order to manipulate you." she explained. "What? Manipulate me? How?" Benedict expostulated. "So like at the beginning of lessons they'll tell you they thought they saw her upset and when you rush off to check on her they'll make your lesson plan "go missing" so you'll forget about homework that's got to be handed in and stuff. Oh, and they'll go to your English office and tell you Sophie had been moaning you weren't listening when she said she wanted perfume or whatever, and when you leave to go get her a present they'll take the opportunity to try and change their grades on your laptop. It's really messed up and I just didn't think it was fair, you know? Like if anyone's going to manipulate you for being a simp for Sophie, it's going to be me; it's not a fucking free for all." Benedict is left open-mouthed by the revelation, stunned that his students had used him like that. "Ben, I'm so sorry they did that to you. And to clarify I would never complain about you in my own lessons! You're so incredibly attentive and thoughtful, and I would always come to you if I were upset." Sophie assured him, caressing his arm. "I just don't like the thought disappointing you." he meekly replied, embarrassed that his insecurities had been picked on and used against him. "Oh, Ben, you could never disappoint me." Sophie said, wrapping her arms around him. "Well, unless you've made me come only four times in one night when I could easily shoot for five-" "URGH! GROSS! I'm still here!" Hyacinth cried out and stormed off before she heard another grotesque word.
Sophie is of course invited to the Bridgertons for Christmas and though Benedict is initially annoyed that his family keep hogging his girlfriend, he relaxes when he sees just how happy Sophie is to be in amongst the chaos of his mad family. She's eager to help with the dinner, natters away with his sisters, and is thrilled to play games with them all. He can't believe how cute she is to have brought presents for all of his relatives, and his heart pangs when he sees the disbelief on her face when his family all produce a present for her in return. By the end of the day when they crawl into bed, Sophie is in merry spirits from all the drinking she had partaken in. "Oh, Ben! This has been the best Christmas ever!" she squeaked giddily into his ear and gave his cheek a sloppy kiss. "I know I'm drunk and I shouldn't be saying this and I'll regret it when I remember in the morning, but I really hope this is what Christmas is like for the rest of my life, like I cannot wait to marry you and have a bunch of baby Bennys running about and celebrating Christmas with... anyway, I'm too drunk to be sharing this with you but I wanted you to know anyway. I love you, Benedict Bridgerton... you hot piece of ass." A minute later she was sound asleep nestled into the crook of his neck, oblivious to the tears of joy streaming down her boyfriend's cheeks.
Once Sophie had drunkenly spilled her hopes of one day marrying him, Benedict immediately began planning to propose. Sure, they hadn't been together more than six months, but he knew Sophie was all he ever wanted. Two months later at Posy and Hugh's Valentine's Day wedding, Sophie caught the wedding bouquet and glanced shyly at Benedict when she did - the very next day Benedict marched right into a jewellery shop, only to bump right into Anthony. They stared at each other, realising why the other was also prowling by the ring counter, and then they descended into brotherly bickering. "Sophie caught Posy's bouquet, I'm proposing first!" "I'm older, I should be proposing to Kate first!" "Sophie told me she wanted to marry me at Christmas!" "Well I was kissing Kate ages before you were kissing Sophie!" "Hey, remember how I didn't tell mum and dad you ate Siena out on our kitchen island?" "Remember how I never told anyone you had a sex dream about Portia Featherington?" "Yes you did, you literally brought it up when we all went out for drinks back in October! I get teased about it all the time, you fuckwit!" "Oh, shit, really?" While they argued, poor Albion Finch waited behind the counter for them to start browsing (and both were oblivious when Michael Stirling walked right past them to pick up the ring he ordered a week earlier).
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destourtereaux · 1 year
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CONGRATS, DARLING!!! a cym as some of your favorite fics? 👀💕✨🤭
hey soph!! thank u :))
you as secrets and confessions - fred weasley (in honour of the fact that ur one of the first fred moots i ever had!)
@ur-local-simp as treat you better - cedric diggory (self-explanatory)
@musicallisto as just dance! - sirius black! (my french queen clara <3)
@retvenkos as home is a person - finnick odair (bc olive writes for so many fandoms and has incredible characterisation for all of them?)
join my valentine's here!
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