went searching for pretty and beet poot-adjacent pots today to store things in for my newly moved into flat and I'd just like to let you know how much if my internal monologue was "beet poot?" "no beet poot :(" . There was a sad lack of beet poot today but ah well. Another day! Thank you for the vocab and your posts
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giramie week day 1: confession/date
taking my honey to burger king cuz she's my burger queen 😤😤💯💯👑👑
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in a hypothetical everything everywhere all at once queliot AU. quentin and penny were hot dog fingers lovers.
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lodun IS transgender btw. just to clarify. orowyrm pussy (raucous cheers and applause from the audience)
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"I can't wait to get home from work, there's so much stuff I want to get done today"
my brain the instant I pull into the driveway:
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i'm gonna be so hot when i get on t. just you wait. i'm gonna be so fucking hot for real it'll be insane. i'm gonna get so hairy i just know this
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Goodbye, the silence is crystal clear
Well, this is the beginning
"Don't look away," I tell myself
Nice to meet you for the last first time
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i keep trying to draw cynte but i just don't have a distinct mental image of his face so i keep failing hard making faces that either look weird and bad or uncomfortably resemble real people (or i at least start thinking they do enough to get creeped out and give up) so last night while i was high i was like "what if i just did it in the simpsons/futurama style" and it kind of worked?? well he's not much of a sexyman is he. but i felt like he looked right. groening style allows you to define the appearance of someone who looks like "just some guy." ft. computer from like the 90s
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that RAWR sign shows up so much on this blog I swear 😭
it means I love you in dinosaur 🙃
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My mom bought this stupid fucking baby yoda and I hate it so much if you punch its head it makes noise and she's put it on the chaise to discourage our dog from jumping on it but the problem is it also discourages ME because i HATE IT i don't want to TOUCH IT its eyes are like cameras and i dont want to hear it fucking gurgle. I've looked and i cannot for the life of me find where its batteries are. Every part of it is sewn or glued or solid plastic and inaccessible to my prying malice. It sits on the chaise smug as fuck knowing that I WANT TO SIT ON THE CHAISE so i can FEEL LIKE A FAINT VICTORIAN WOMAN. it scares our dog it scares our cat it doesn't scare me but it does disgust me. It has turned the chaise into a barren heartless wasteland and i cant do anything about it because my mom fucking loves her stupid baby yoda. She thinks this freak is cute. Well mark my words Suzanne one of these days I WILL find not only its batteries but its voice box as well and I WILL replace its stupid babbling and gurgling with something funny like a grown man's screams or perhaps the Hell's Kitchen sting. Mark my words.
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This is truly gratuitous but, because no one is going to see them, I feel I have to tell someone that my tits look really good today
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