#sorry. i'm normal i swear

[lesbianrobin]

miles edgeworth truly felt he deserved to be convicted of murder for throwing a gun across the room when he was nine years old and actively dying of oxygen deprivation. and his evidence was that he had a dream about it. i hate him (holding him in my hands and putting him in my pocket and sticking him in a microwave to watch him spin around and buying him twenty million little cravats and chess sets and putting him in my pocket and holding him in my hands)

#em talks #sorry. i'm normal i swear #ace attorney

[mx-t4t0]

qtntduo immediately engaging in the intricate rituals.....

#liveblogging #sorry. i'm normal i swear

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

God, the intimacy of Astarion feeding from you.

Astarion drinking from your neck as he pulls your body closer to his in bed, his chest up against your back, his arms wrapped around your waist. It's a casual thing, now, his whispered can I? and your answering nod, as much a part of your bedtime routine as your bath or his curl care. You sigh as his fangs pierce your skin and his fingers flex against your stomach. His breath hitches when the taste of you hits his tongue, and that's familiar too, the physicality of it, the noises he makes low in his throat as he drinks, the way he grows warmer against you as your blood begins to flow through his veins. Nothing else makes you feel so heady, so intoxicated- so comforted.

Astarion drinking from your wrist when he’s starving for it and can’t wait to get you more comfortable. Pulling him into an alleyway one night on the way home from the Elfsong because you can see how badly he's craving in the way he can't keep his eyes off of the pulse point in your neck. He seizes your arm with both hands (can I? Yes-), bringing the soft skin on the inside of your wrist to his lips. He has just enough presence of mind to kiss the heel of your hand distractedly before he bites, fangs sliding through your skin and into the vein. The sound he makes can only be described as a growl, something feral and possessive (and you'll never tell him that it turns you on, since he would be insufferable about it- a promise to yourself that lasts exactly as long as the space between the moment and the next time you're tipsy and want him).

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Astarion drinking from your inner thigh, one hand holding your leg steady and the other cupping your cunt. You groan, eyes shut in pleasure, as his thumb comes to rub your clit. The pain of the bite is barely pain this way- it collides with the pleasure in your belly and sends you almost out of your mind, overwhelmed with sensation and heat. He takes you all the way there, takes just enough from you to have you relaxed and pliant and soaring somewhere above your own body, plays you like an instrument with all the knowledge of you he's gathered over the months, the years. He knows when you're close, knows to crook his fingers inside you just so, knows the reaction he's going to get when he pulls away from your thigh for just a moment and looks up at you with dark eyes and tells you to come for him, he wants to see it, you fall apart so beautifully and it's all for him, isn't it, tell him how good he makes you feel and when you climax with his voice in your ear and the scent of blood on the air he has the audacity to laugh at how well he understands you, your body.

He's soft, after, softer than he'll ever be with anyone who isn't you. He licks you clean before he takes you to the bath, carrying you with the strength your lifeblood gives him. It's the least he can do for you, with everything you've given him: not just your body, but your trust, your closeness, and he will never stop being grateful.

#astarion x you #astarion x reader #astarion smut #astarion x tav #astarion bg3 #.astarion #.nsft #i'm never gonna be normal about this sorry. one day y'all are gonna get a dissertation on the incredible intimacy of sharing blood #side note but...i feel like astarion doesn't usually feed during penetrative sex because he Will just lose his mind. feral. out of control #he makes that mistake with you one (1) time right at the beginning of the romance in act 1 and swears he will NEVER do it again (lying) #anyway. my askbox is open. for like minds. and unlike minds actually

[shinobicyrus]

One thing my brain keeps going back to about Pacific Rim (besides the rad giant robots) is the whole existence of kaiju organ harvesters and their implications.

Like, you have Hannibal Chau, a bizarre and interesting character, but we’re presented with a black market operation that seems mostly interested in the “alternative medicine” uses of kaiju parts.

But my brain demands to know: what does the corporate kaiju harvesting industry look like? Sure kaiju blood is toxic, but there are plenty of toxic materials that have useful applications. Are there chemical companies studying kaiju organs? Big-Pharma jumping on the kaiju bone-powder bandwagon? Are bio-tech firms studying kaiju hide to make tougher materials? Agribusinesses clamoring to acquire kaiju crap for fertilizer?

I’m picturing something like the age of whaling, when humans hunted giant animals and carved them up to feed insatiable industries. Whale-oil lighting lanterns for entire cities, whale-bone being used in everything from knick-knacks, tools, umbrellas, and corsets. Ambergris alone was used in perfumes, medicines, cooking. It was even added to wine as an aphrodisiac.

We glimpsed how kaiju affected pop-culture. Now picture a kaiju smashing a city, but the stock market going up for construction companies (rebuilding the cities), vulture real estate (buying the destroyed land cheap), and all the other corporations that profit from the systematic dismantling of a kaiju corpse and making money off of its parts. Sure, a city was roughed up and who knows how many thousands are dead, but it’s a better windfall when a kaiju makes landfall. It’s always less profitable when jaegers kill them too quickly; sea-based extractions are so much more expensive.

Imagine entire industries, entire economies that don’t just make money from the devastation of kaiju attacks, but grow dependent on them. And then the laws, the squabbles over those valuable, resource-rich kaiju corpses. If a kaiju attacks one country but keeps rampaging and is killed in the country next door, who has claim over the body? The party who was damaged more by it or the country where the corpse physically is? Bidding wars over “cleanup” contracts that cut corners and are only interested in collecting those sweet, sweet, kaiju parts as fast as possible, even if their official mandate is supposed to be the safe removal and cleanup of a toxic substance.

Once jaegers started getting efficient at killing kaiju, the people with all the money became less interested in solving the problem of kaiju attacks and switched to merely managing the industries that kaiju-killing feeds.

What? You want to put more resources into R&D to try and close the Breach? Whatever for? The kaiju comes out, jaegers kill it, and the “host country” gets the proceeds from the kaiju’s body. It’s a win-win for everyone. Why waste time, money, and effort solving a problem that isn’t a problem anymore?

Everything is under control.

#Sorry Long Post #Nerd Rant #Pacific Rim #Kaiju #Hannibal Chau #Kaiju Harvesters #Worldbuilding #Capitalism #an entire kaiju-industrial complex #DARPA tech and military budgets build the jaegers #don't try to tell me that there isn't a entire cabal of corporations profiting off of kaijus beyond just simple toys and marketing #(though that also leads me to wonder WHO exactly has the patent on kaiju? #are they public domain or does the PPDC and the UN have an IP on the kaiju they identify and name??? #there's nothing wrong with me I'm normal I swear

[slushieplanet]

I slowed the movie down to admire the chase scene and found that Peter touches Miguel to get his attention... bro slides his hand down Mig's back and up his arm before asking for a photo. b r u h

:( 💔

#sorry the quality is bad i took pictures of my TV #i swear i'm normal #peter b parker #peter b atsv #miguel o'hara #atsv miguel #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderdads #atsv #spiderverse

[coralkrill]

I'm just going to leave you guys with these images to figure out the relationship Noah and Thierry have with each other /silly

Thierry belongs to @vellichorom

#tsp #tspud #stanley parable #the stanley parable #stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp narrator #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #art #coralkrill #coralkrill art #paraverse #narratorverse #I'm so normal I swear #They're just buddies what are you talking about :] #haha sorry velli you get to see old art because I forgot to post anything about it

[strugglingatart]

Funny, but not funny haha, funny weird that despite Gorgug being the one who has canonically kissed a guy that somehow Fabian, who only has expressed interest in women is the definitively gay™ to some of y'all

#listen it's FINE to headcannon shit #but the specific way some of y'all talk about Fabian and him def being gay #or being too queer to function or whatever #makes me extremely uncomfortable #and it's not everyone I swear #but it's bearing problematic stereotyping and bi erasure in many posts and I'm starting to hate that head cannon #sorry to those of you who are normal #also straight people are allowed to be obssesed with their friends(or queer ppl are allowed to be obsessed w friends and it not be a crush #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT HER

okay i know this is a Foul Legacy blog but listen. if anyone wants to ask me questions about Arlecchino and my OC Marine i will be so happy to answer (they are MARRIED and i WILL answer in character if wanted because i'm that obsessed)

#hush n shush wifi #not brainrot #genshin talk #well not brainrot of the moth variety #i have SO much brainrot about HER #ARGUHRHGHHGHGHHHH FATHER IS OFFICIAL SHE'S REAL #AND THEY DIDN'T CHANGE A THING ABOUT HER SUIT IM SO DAMN HAPPY #THE SUIT????? THE PANTS????? THE (you can't see em here sorry) HEELS????? #i need 4.5 to be over IMMEDIATELY #god this is giving me so much brainrot about arlecchino and my oc who is also her wife #listen i know this is not an oc blog by any stretch but PLEASE ask me about arlecchino and marine i will answer ANY QUESTIONS within reason #i must indulge myself sometimes #let me be a little cringe okay #if i was a good artist i'd totally draw marine and arlecchino together #anyways AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #i swear i'm normal i promise

[pkmnrangerfiles]

reminder that even though chatot look like cute lil cage buddies, they're not ideal bird pet pokemon for the average household! they can easily live up to 80 years and that beak can take a finger off no sweat. they're about as intelligent as a 3-year old human child and need as much attention as one - getting a chatot means an inherent change in your day-to-day life. think of it as adopting a new dragon-type

ernie here (new name; his original name is not print-friendly) is overweight and has stress-plucked a lot of his coat from constant under-stimulation, and while he's doing well in rehab, we doubt he could be rehomed any time soon :(

pidove and ducklett have been age-old family members in the unova region, and for a good reason! they've taken well to being raised and bred to live alongside humans for centuries, unlike the bulk of the chatot trade, which are unfortunately still being taken straight from the wild. wild chatot feel safest and thrive in flocks of potentially over 4000, and while i'm not saying there aren't excellent trainers out there, i can safely bet most people can't cater for that.

#pokeblogging #pokemon irl #rotomblr #prforiginal #sorry my camera is ass #talk to me more about bird pokemon haha i swear i'm very normal about them :)

[somegrumpynerd]

More doodles of the new chapter of How Nightmare Became Dadmare by @topazshadowwolf please go read it

#UTDR #UTMV #Topazshadowwolf #HNBD #Ink Sans #Horror Sans #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #Nightmare Sans #As soon as I got off work I dropped everything to go read this and I was not disappointed #Sibling energy was off the charts in this one and I am so well fed by it #Also (spoilers) the part where they're about to train and Dust says Nightmare is looking at them almost like he's proud #Fucking losing my mind yelling shaking the bars of my cage #HE LOVES HIS SONS #Sorry I'm normal about this I swear #He is (spoilers again) LITERALLY disrupting universes to adopt another son this guy is so far into dad mode he may never get out #Anyways hope you don't mind the tag again! #I know I'm in your inbox like every other day about this I promise I will calm down at some point

[burnthatbridge]

illicit affairs

buddie | E | chapter 1 of 8(ish) | 3k | just a boy helping his boy bestie figure out gay sex, with a side of infidelity This is how it starts: Buck goes on a date with Tommy. How it goes from there, Eddie can't even begin to explain.

Chapter 1: born from just one single glance

It’s in the aftermath, when Bobby and Athena are safe and being checked over and the 118 plus family and friends is piled in the waiting room as usual — they all have their preferred chairs with how often they’re here — that Eddie’s unfocused mild interest in this new guy who his friends trust, turns to sharp notice. 

Eddie has to step away to call Carla, to let her know they got Athena and Bobby, to assure her that he’s fine, Buck’s fine, they’re all fine. And then he spares an extra moment to text Marisol because he knows she’ll see the news soon, if she hasn’t already, and will worry.

After, when he returns to the waiting room, Tommy’s in his seat. Eddie doesn’t really have a specific one he favors so much as he always takes one next to Buck. So, it follows that, Tommy is now sitting beside Buck. 

When Eddie left, Buck’d been pale-faced, and shaky in a way he wasn’t when Bobby was missing and he had a goal to focus on. Eddie hadn’t wanted to leave him, but it was Buck who’d said didn’t he need to call Carla? Let Chris know they’re okay?

Eddie pauses across the room and regards the scene before him. Tommy is leaned in, chatting to Buck, making wide, expressive gestures with his hands as he does. Buck’s still more grey than pink in the cheeks and one hand is clutching the arm of his chair, but he’s stopped picking at the patch of peeling paint he’s about tripled in size over their past handful of waiting room residences and there’s a hint of a smile curling the side of his mouth, which had been a grim line before, waiting for the doctor to report back on Bobby and Athena, waiting to be allowed to see them. 

“He’s in good hands.”

Eddie starts at Hen’s words. She appears from behind him carrying two paper cups of what Eddie understands from experience is the worst coffee known to man. He used to force it down because caffeine is caffeine, but he can’t anymore. It reminds him too much of the three minutes and seventeen seconds that were some of the worst of his life.

read on ao3

#what is this? #me posting a wip??? #buddie #911 #911 abc #buddie fic #911 fic #myfic #infidelity fic #this is not a buck/tommy fic #i'm very sorry if that's what you're looking for but he's only in this for like 5 seconds #i just needed him to kick things off #eddie is with marisol though #hence the *infidelity* #you have been warned #helping your boy bestie figure out gay sex? a totally normal thing to do. especially when you've had none yourself and are in a relationshi #why are you like this eddie??? #i swear this is a smut fic chapter 1 just had an identity crisis #full disclosure that this is the extent of what i have written of this so far #but i wanted to get this part out before 7x03 so i was committed to the canon divergence that will be the case as soon as it airs #and didn't keep trying to fiddle with this to keep it consistent

[kawaiigardensong]

Personally I love mapping joongdok onto ivantill. It works so well. But I also disagree with most people's take on it.

From what I've seen, most people map Joonghuk onto Ivan and Dokja to Till. I don't agree with this sentiment. I think Joonghuk fits better in Till's role (despite the color pallet) and I also think Dokja fits well into Ivan's role.

Explanation 1. Dokja has read and stayed devoted to a man he thought he'd never meet for thirteen years. That's dedication. To him, that dedication and loyalty was not something that could possibly bare fruit. He just wanted to see the end of the man's story.

Explanation 2. Joonghuk is... well Joonghuk. He isn't someone I see as emotionally perceptive of others. Besides, he also rarely pays Dokja much mind, (especially in the beginning) outside of them constantly bickering. He only started looking at Dokja more after he sacrificed himself for Joonghuk (Ivan who?).

Explanation 3. Have you seen the way Dokja looks at Joonghuk? Also the way Joonghuk stares at Dokja?

Dokja has a deep admiration of the man. He holds him in such high regard over him, despite their bickering. He's never truly angry at the man. He's just enjoying whatever part of his presence he can get. (Let's be honest here, he looked up to Joonghuk for thirteen years. What you do in that situation?)

Meanwhile it's clear Joonghuk is left with emotions he hardly understands. Jealousy he can't explain, longing he doesn't know where to place, regret he doesn't want to feel.

Ivan knew what he was feeling, he knew, but he chose not to act. Till only noticed after Ivan was dead in front of him. After he finally realized what he meant to the man.

Maps well, doesn't it?

#ivantill #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #kim dokja #orv #alnst #alnst ivan #alnst till #angst #alnst au #garden rants #sorry not sorry #i'm not crying you're crying #i swear im normal #i'm not blasting cure into my ears i promise #actually i might be #we're all traumatized here bitch

[odd-critter]

been away from my pc for a while so here's strong sad

#homestar runner #h*r #strong sad #strong bad (briefly) #marzipan #sorry I project 9nto him #I love you strong sad I love you you deserve all the girl hangouts with marzipan ever #Sor #I'm normal about him I swear #I drew this before I realized strong sad had a fuckin hole drilled into his stomach??? #Sory

[csphire]

Dammon Smooches

#I totally normal about him I swear #I just want to kiss him REALLY bad #Dammon #gifs #gif #kiss #smooches #Not sure how to up the gif quality yet #sorry it's a little fuzzy #that last one in a loop has me shook #Would I spend a whole damn ass day smooching him? Yes-yes I so fucking would. #break out the lip balm #if his lips ain't chapped from the forge... hells those lips #Other than the fact that he radiates “thoughtful and reliable husband” energy I'm not sure why else I go absolutely feral over him.

[soap-ify]

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#the depression is kicking in again (it never left) its so over for me AGAIN #oh my god #i am so tired i can't get anything done and my moods have been horribly unstable lately #i just wanna be normal and happy?? #anyways... i'll get the reqs done soon i swear :( #i am just going to assume that this is happening because my period is soon... #i really do use this place as some venting diary sometimes IM SORRY :( #i'm just gonna sleep #ruru rambles

[rithmeres]

new thread because the old one was getting too long and i hit the halfway point in the finale and also i was so caught up in the euphoria of levi killing zeke that i forgot to post this monke blasting off into the sunset gif that i've been saving for this very occasion

#snk spoilers #i am actually sweating so hard rn i might need to take a break to get some juice and meds (<- still down with the sickness oo wa aa aa ah) #man that first thread started out so strong with actual thought and analysis in the first 3 posts but by the end it's pure shitposting #also sorry for swearing so much in this liveblog i'm not normally like this it's just something that happens when i watch attack on titan