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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Dorian: I have a problem. Manon: Kill it. Dorian: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Dorian: Are you mad? Manon: No. Dorian: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Aelin: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.  Rowan: Those are wanted posters! 
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Rowan, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Lorcan: Hey. Lysandra: Hi. Fenrys: Hello. Dorian: Hey! Rowan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Aedion: We were out of Doritos.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Aelin: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*  Rowan: What did you do?!  Aelin: NOBODY DIED!  Rowan: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Rowan: I am in charge of this disaster! Aelin: I have a name, you know.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Lysandra: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Gavriel and Rowan's conversation? Aelin: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Manon: I'm in the washing machine. Aedion: I'm in the closet. Aelin: We accept you Aedion. <3 Aedion: No I'm literally in the closet. Aelin: Love is love. <3
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Dorian: So, what is Lysandra to you? Aedion: The reason I wake up every morning. Dorian: ...That’s adorable. Lysandra earlier that morning, barging into Aedion′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Aelin: I am a responsible adult!  Rowan: *raises brow*  Aelin: I am an adult. 
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Manon: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Dorian: That's great, Manon. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 freaking years.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Aelin: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.  Dorian: That's deep.  Aedion: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.  Dorian: That's deeper.  Rowan: ...You guys are idiots.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Ghislaine: Where’s Manon? Vesta: Doing stuff. Ghislaine: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Sorrel? Vesta: Trying to stop Manon from doing the stuff. Ghislaine: And Asterin? Vesta: Trying to stop Sorrel from stopping Manon from doing the stuff. Ghislaine: I see. And what are you doing here, Vesta? Vesta: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Asterin from stopping Sorrel from stopping Manon from doing the stuff.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Dorian: That's not funny.  Manon : I thought it was funny.  Dorian: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Elide: *cooking* Lorcan: *kicks down door* Lorcan: *grabs knife from Elide's hand* Lorcan: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR? Elide: Elide: What. Rowan: He’s trying to tell you he wants to cook.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Lysandra: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Aedion 's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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crunchywarrior · 2 years
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Aelin: Hey there demons, It's me, ya girl. Rowan: Aelin, NO!
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