Dorian: I have a problem.
Manon: Kill it.
Dorian: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Dorian: Are you mad?
Manon: No.
Dorian: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Aelin: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Rowan: Those are wanted posters!
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Rowan, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Lorcan: Hey.
Lysandra: Hi.
Fenrys: Hello.
Dorian: Hey!
Rowan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Aedion: We were out of Doritos.
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Aelin: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Rowan: What did you do?!
Aelin: NOBODY DIED!
Rowan: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Rowan: I am in charge of this disaster!
Aelin: I have a name, you know.
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Lysandra: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Gavriel and Rowan's conversation?
Aelin: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Manon: I'm in the washing machine.
Aedion: I'm in the closet.
Aelin: We accept you Aedion. <3
Aedion: No I'm literally in the closet.
Aelin: Love is love. <3
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Dorian: So, what is Lysandra to you?
Aedion: The reason I wake up every morning.
Dorian: ...That’s adorable.
Lysandra earlier that morning, barging into Aedion′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Aelin: I am a responsible adult!
Rowan: *raises brow*
Aelin: I am an adult.
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Manon: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Dorian: That's great, Manon. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 freaking years.
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Aelin: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dorian: That's deep.
Aedion: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Dorian: That's deeper.
Rowan: ...You guys are idiots.
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Ghislaine: Where’s Manon?
Vesta: Doing stuff.
Ghislaine: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Sorrel?
Vesta: Trying to stop Manon from doing the stuff.
Ghislaine: And Asterin?
Vesta: Trying to stop Sorrel from stopping Manon from doing the stuff.
Ghislaine: I see. And what are you doing here, Vesta?
Vesta: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Asterin from stopping Sorrel from stopping Manon from doing the stuff.
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Dorian: That's not funny.
Manon : I thought it was funny.
Dorian: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Elide: *cooking*
Lorcan: *kicks down door*
Lorcan: *grabs knife from Elide's hand*
Lorcan: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Elide:
Elide: What.
Rowan: He’s trying to tell you he wants to cook.
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Lysandra: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Aedion 's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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Aelin: Hey there demons, It's me, ya girl.
Rowan: Aelin, NO!
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