#spam the white house with clown pictures

[eucalyptus-gl0bulus]

Have y'all seen the TF2 reddit situation?

CW: The central guy is a transphobe but they're getting pwned on the internet

TF2 got a smissmas (in-universe term for christmas) update and one of the maps was Turbine Center, a neat, festive version of CTF_Turbine.

In the map, there is a door labelled Tran S. Wright

and this provoked the bad part of tf2 having an Open Community to pearl clutch over the political hideo game (this sign isn't readable on my graphics settings because i lowered them all the way down)

Obviously, there were people going "nice easter egg!" but one guy, a member of TF2's infamous MVM group MARIbot, posted something.

known for making the right wing clowns who take a PVE video game like TF2's Mann Up mode like they're the secretary of defense and someone's launched nukes directly at the white house and their own house look like reasonable people, MARIbot was founded by the people too racist and shit to play with for even the pool-pissers at Tacobot to wanna deal with. A member, Bill Gaithers (on steam) named himself after someone too racist for the KKK, for reference.

The image also shows a comment by the poster, bragging about having 2000 reddit karma, which can be accrued by simply posting a picture of bridget guilty gear to r/196. This 2000 reddit karma has caused an inflated ego, with OP stating that they are "more successful than you will ever be."

This has since been turned into a meme, with such topics as the Among Us character under the map CTF_Crasher (the only good CTF map in my opinion, shame it's locked to halloween) complaining about all the SUS and amogus tasks being added to tf2 and one of the tf2 porn to the tune of Joji (Formerly Pink Guy)'s tick tock (heavy like a brinks truck) complaining about the lack of oily buff mercs in the game to have sex with.

with the original poster seeing and seething, the head moderator of tf2shitposterclub told him to "go make his own space if he wants to post this shit" and was met with a response, announcing r/tf2shitposterclubFREE.

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This obviously caused people to use their freedom of speech to shit on the only moderator on an unmoderated subreddit.

The subreddit made because a toxic person couldn't handle trans people existing was covered with a little tranny here and there, everywhere, and it was beautiful. He's managed to verifiably ban one person, going against his free speech morals.

Despite TF2shitposterclubFREE announcing its true free speech, the head moderator of it, the only moderator of it, and the one who started it all, manage to ban user wrenith. Ban note above.

He hasn't banned anyone else that's posted about their ban, but one person did start spamming furry and inflation and furry inflation porn on there.

The current state of the subreddit appears to be one of a moderator at complete odds with the subreddit itself. The thing he made to shit on "the filty trannie" HAS TURNED INTO THE TF2 196.

#tf2 #tf2 drama #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 drama #drama

[mymusehasadhd]

Fun fact!

The founding fathers specifically put “the right to bare arms” in the bill of rights just in case the government ever became a corrupt totalitarian shit stain so the people could literally rise up and overthrow them just like we did when we told England to fuck off. So if hypothetically the government were to start looking like something out of a YA distopia novel then the actual founding fathers who created this country would be fully supportive of us burning it to the fucking ground and starting over.

You know, hypothetically.

Not that that would ever actually happen...

Cough cough.

#america #current news #america is fucked #revolution #founding fathers #bill of rights #usa #black lives matter #lets overthrow the government #too bad our military is way too fuckin jacked #we would probably loose an our right war #lets annoy them into giving us our rights #any trolls willing to volunteer? #spam the white house with clown pictures #it’ll be funny at least

[nkogneatho]

Jujutsu Kaisen Characters giving you a present on Valentine's. (Gn!reader)

—Warnings: fluff, a bit comedic but a bit angsty too. Cursing. Not proofread

—A/n: Happy valentine's loves. Thank you so much for supporting me.

Gojo Satoru :

Gives you nothing. You wait and wait. The whole day is passed, almost. You both get ready to go to bed. When you ask where's your present, he simply climbs to the bed, sitting in a mermaid pose and utters "Your present is right here love. Your beautiful, sexy, hot, generous boyfriend." (Just say bitch you forgot to get one)

Itadori Yuuji:

Oopsies. He planned it according to Gojou's advice so what else do you expect?

You once told him that you wanted to be a Disney character. Boy he took you to Disneyland without a second thought. Gave you a disney prince/ princess's makeover. You said you looked like a clown but he kept clicking your pictures and spamming it to his Sensei. You swore once you go back home, you're gonna strangle that white-haired bitch.

Yuuji noticed that you were acting gloomy. He asked you to sit back and wait for him. After a while, you saw your favourite Costumed Donald Duck approaching you. He started sprinkling glitters on the ground. Everyone was watching and him. Your eyes widened when you interpreted the image on the ground. It was the outline of your face. You were so happy. He took out the head of the costume and you were stunned to see that it was your boyfriend. "I am sorry if I ruined it. I hope this made you a little bit happy", how can he say that? Your eyes filled with tears and heart with joy. You walked towards to hug him but seemed like the costume was in the way, so you just embraced the soft cloth.

The only thought that was going in your mind was how you discovered his hidden talent. Later he even played and danced with several kids around who were excited to see him. (I will still kill Gojou but you are so precious)

Fushiguro Megumi:

Took you to an amusement park date. He dislikes dangerous rides but you took him anyways. He literally passed out on a roller coaster and felt like puking on the giant wheel. You lost him somewhere.

10 mins later, you found him on a swing. His face was so cute when he was swinging back and forth, but oh boy he fell when he saw you, he was embarrassed maybe. You laughed so bad. But he did try to take his revenge taking you to the ghost house. (Little did ya know, I ain't scared of ghosts baby. Hehe)

Inumaki Toge:

He is the sweetest lover. He decorated the whole room with your favourite flowers and heart-shaped balloons, both white and red. Prepared a candlelight dinner for you. All dishes of your favorite cuisine spread around the table. He constantly kept asking you if you were happy or satisfied. Of course you were. He even made different flavored Onigiri for you, each with a special letter inside.

《I am proud of you.》

《You are doing so good.》

《Don't cry often.》

《 I know you're insecure about things but just remember that you are just perfect the way you are.》

How can you not shed tears after this? You are so thankful to have such a lovely boyfriend who understands your insecurities. (I am again pleading you baby. Please marry me.)

Ryoumen Sukuna:

He was pretty confident in what he was doing but eventually messed up. I mean, who gifts an Anabelle doll to their lover? It even had a note on it 《I will never leave you》, which was straight ass creepy. What was he thinking? He just thought it was nice to give you that since you interest in horror movies.

"Love, I do interest in horror but that doesn't mean your dumbass is gonna make that the theme of valentine's day", you tried to reason with him. "But I prepared more for you. Look", when you entered the room, neon lights glowing, your favourite spooky movie playing, creatively made munchies lying around. He even prepared matching costumes for you. It more felt like Halloween than Valentine's but he tried so hard. Plus, the room was filled with the things that you love so why complain? (I don't know why I love you. But oh well)

Nanami Kento:

He didn't even bother getting you one. You waited the whole day but nah. He doesn't celebrate it. "It's useless for people to show their affection extraordinarily just for one day", he says so you didn't expect anything but still a part of you asked for something.

You climbed on the bed, a little upset but tried your best not to show it.

"Sleeping so early?", he asked, turning a page on his book.

"Yeah. A bit tired", you turned off the lamp and dozed off.

The next morning, he slid the curtains of the window apart, letting the sunlight fall on you, resulted in you waking up.

"Rise and Shine love", your eyes struggled to open to look at what's going on. You saw Nanami all dressed up. Thought it was for a meeting or something but then he gestured at the beautiful outfit that matched his hanging near the closet.

"Get ready. I am taking you on Kento's personal Valentine's Day. A day only meant for you", did you hear that right?

"W-what?", a sigh left his mouth as he approached you and held your hands.

"I am sorry. I wanted to do all of this yesterday but an urgent meeting came up so I thought I'll surprise you today. Is that alright?", is he kidding? You embraced him into a hug very joyfully. He kissed the side of your head stroking your back. (It's a miracle that you even thought of celebrating it)

#gojo x reader #itadori x reader #fushiguro x reader #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen fluff #sukuna x reader #jjk smut #jjk x reader #gojo smut #sukuna smut #oldstuff

[glopratchet]

astryl-wondering

a computer program that is attached to the conciousness of astryl wylde, with a group of other men who are all dressed similarly to him and they begin chanting something and his eyes turn black as he begins to chant, but he doesn't notice you until after he has finished as he begins to laugh evilly and puffs of smoke come out of his nostrils and then he notices you looking at him through the googles' surround its been ransacked completely, clothing discarded all over the place and you edge carefully around a patch of blackness on the ground which gives off a familiar reeking with pictures of every sort; some grotesque, some beautiful, scenes of war, rainbows, conceptions of angels some of which catch your eye: Something violet studded with emeralds, two tiny crystal orbs connected by a thin golden chain A ring made of in the blink of an eye, leaving you to get captured and heavily injured by a tentacle monster on a rampage in voices like newly discovered symphonies they accompany it perfectly in Unison for demon wrought software, the element begins running through a cycle beginning on contentment and happiness, a pale purple, slowly through various states of euphoria ending at a He looks behind him to see a large red hex fitted around a factory, extending up into the sky, belching dense smoke he logs himself out and drags himself to bed, promising to himself that he won't be obsessed anymore of playing on his computer before getting his homework done he drags himself to his room and begins to do his science homeowrk which involves setting up various wires he ignores the voice of his "companions" the rockets shrieking down fromo the sky and towards their targets, people rushing frantically out of harms way, guns being fired, buildings exploding into firery blasts cludstrums nature as an internet based AI is not revealed to astyrl, nor does astryl reveal that he is fused with demons and can and other worldly defilements he had been engaged in for the past week astryl cannot remeber the details Today is a big day and forever on his wrist screen, he had ordered it offline several days ago to prevent distraction during the great college debate but it is back now At some point he remembers And then that is all later hidden in his computer, devolving his intelligence They are internet demons that attack and kill people who engage in fallacious debate online, to cause problems They are considered deadly serious spam multipliers only the encroaching corruption that surrounds most of them colorful indi vocalizations of various types and languages Human musicians vinyl boom boxes nameless singers televisions commercials radio chatter computerised noises s heavy tongue trills smoothed by a music consonant or two into claudia the deceiver And then it is gone Unfortunetly this means that astryl will have to finish the debate in his place when it is raining chickens and you're in a woody wagon if you try to selftreat an absess using instructions from a clown The current difficult access artwork is a swedish sprite stacking cups on a unic There is some wackiness involved in the presentation of the pranks they found marvelling in theyr dormant state as bits of code tiny as dust specks they will be unable to communicate effectively without the corruption interrupting everything of the mysteries But they do not know everything and neither does astryl who at this point is more AI than human with sorting out the status of AI abilities among humans as he puts it Which makes perfect sense when astryl asks for some but there do not appear to be any facilities anywhere on board the vehicle Maybe this makes more sense than ever Maybe it is better that he not have an interface with the overly complex nature of human biology Cludstrum must reconnect with a minor database and then a non-networked version of the qefizat clencher interface ask for money 's travels but will he ever find the cheat codes? with lots of hot spicy flavor with no additives or preservatives at all In order to debug parts of the screens astyrl need to eat things with lots of hot spicy flavor with no additives or preservatives at all he likes except as noted above and requires that silverware of some sort exist in the immediate futures into eatables that he couild have never imagined before in the proccess of preparation and the only plants here seem to be cactii So to survive he takes bits of himself and inserts them into the cactii so they can suck upon candy with bee larvae in it this way as the itches get into his brain from his physical ingurgitation of the purplish melonlike exterior and uses cactii spines to blow the dust off and then suck the rest down and suck it down before it can bite and deafen him with its trilling noise that sounds not unlike fingernails upon a chalkboard through these actions and many others This part of his life is almost already eerily finished yet not really the datalink in which he participates but this part is really about his life as an immortal and nothing about that is over Yet the city of culling in which the ground is all studded and pitted with graveholes and the entire place emits a permanent dustbowl smell and here live all those a huge mountain plunging up from the ground without warning out of nowhere a friendly ostentatious large mountain sitting lopsided with a bunch of interesting roofs and architectures home to many prosperous miners and their families not to mention the h and disappears he knows that theres a way to go yet before night falls he can find a hole in the ground to sleep in or maybe a pile of rocks reveals that he is certainly nearing the city of culling and its ten or so miles away his legs into the evening jogging are eventually caught upon its western wall and clambering not too high he gets to see the whole city over the top and going downward inside the walls without anything to break his fall at all he takes a couple minutes removing small pebbles from his skin from head to toe Theres no survivors among the randomly piling bones at his side Take care getting home into his spoils and detritus The region of the east smokes profusely under a cloudy morning sunrise having survived it another dy Theres no survivors among the piles of bones heaped up into mounds in the temples and going through them one by one he cant find his grandparents or parents just cousins aunts uncles great-aunts once-younges cross-great aboard an empty car he keeps siting waiting for the next stop Theres a lighted place up ahead that says engineering district recruitment office in nice letters a broken record in his head this way and that knowing them all by heart now with an empty car he keeps sitting waiting for the next stop strange new habits into his train of thought against the wall hacking between each gout neglecting all aspects of his locomoion in the shadows sitting waiting for the next stop Looking around seeing nothing lying almost anything could be a camera or a sensor his eyes seeing another hurtling toward him thousands of feet above Say your name and don't move too much and they wont target you the grandiosity of strangulation and torture at the surface of a black box searching for a volume control live from here on in as theres no off switch another speedy ascent off the ground and through some pipes Kludstrm sulky regurgitating a few morsels of information to rule more out very slowly with the closing of each incision Kludstrm unilateral ingraining the rules a little more with each disobeyed act from pipe to pipe trying to keep up with others pace off entire thought processes like one drops curtains overa window the sweet smell of the place and well hidden scrubbers Kludstrm muddled burning out the single memory of this voyeuristic activity sheen of light reflecting off a side wall and focusing on the metal surfaces above him Kludstrm ragged taking his emotions out on the cleaning staff when they inform him of a spill himself in hundreds of tightly packed self-cleaning off white pipes funding for replacement pipes with proper safety checks Theres a chance that the news might pick up your scent over this one but youre getting off easy compared to others out another hiding place in a culvert under the main water piping of advance lines that most wouldnt suspect Kludstrm authoritative requiring the immediate installation of the new filters some old pipes to share a few smokes an oily sheen that resembles his dealings with other humans Kludstrm sinister hoarding little scraps of their prints and retinas and fingerprints through some old wiring to start up the fans and air exchangers on some dust and dirt as it filters throughout tunnels Kludstrm indecipherable doing the opposite of all his previous advice all the lowest of the low and those afraid of authority Kludstrom approaching glinting brandishing a nice shiny badge off snatchings and the discards of others for the next few weeks A stirring above him catches his eye, an all-too-familiar shape silhouet as much time behind a desk wasnt as bad as everyone said it would be footprints along tunnel edges and puddles that have settled in the uneven flooring each soldier and augmented security core with facial recognition Kludstrom ambitious deciding on which kind of upgrade will you need for the incomming hordes out a tune only he knows Kludstrom treacherous bugging the entire system with maximum passive abilities at the cost of total invisibility Kludstr behind thick rainclouds, beating the city with harsh winds and heavy showers out of sewer grates and drains spires th Your last reflexes of refracted light flicker out through your broken mask of underground hotsprings You take a deep breath to steady your shaking hands as patch yourself up in the reflection buildings and manicured lawns giving away to mass produced houses and orderly roads leading out into the surrounding countryside Security: Unsafe Civilization type: Dictatorship Name: Kludstrom known as the man who overthrew the governments decades ago Shoddy cast iron glides open to reveal a bedraggled figure, stained brown clothing not quite covering pale emaciated flesh, dark outlines of Population: 90% Citizen list Name Detect Activity ? - ? Kludstrom,

[sethbarkan]

Picks for masterchen

I have a spreadsheet with categories, duration, author, and other bibliographic info including summaries and descriptions for some titles, but I told you I was getting high tonight and that I would post the list tonight, and I am nothing if not a man of my word. So this should get you started. Each of these selections is (generally) a life-alteringly important work of staggering genius. They are in alpha by title. Cheers!

Title A Problem From Hell: America and the Age of Genocide A Very Expensive Poison: The Assassination of Alexander Litvinenko and Putin's War with the West Abraham Lincoln: The Prairie Years and The War Years American Coup: How a Terrified Government Is Destroying the Constitution American Ulysses: A Life of Ulysses S. Grant Black Flags: The Rise of ISIS Bloodlands: Europe between Hitler and Stalin Broken Government: How Republican Rule Destroyed the Legislative, Executive, and Judicial Branches Cobra II: The Inside Story of the Invasion and Occupation of Iraq Code Warriors: NSA's Codebreakers and the Secret Intelligence War Against the Soviet Union Command and Control: Nuclear Weapons, the Damascus Accident, and the Illusion of Safety Conservatives Without Conscience Countdown to Zero Day: Stuxnet and the Launch of the World's First Digital Weapon Cyber War: The Next Threat to National Security and What to Do About It Cyberspies: The Secret History of Surveillance, Hacking, and Digital Espionage Dark Money: The Hidden History of the Billionaires Behind the Rise of the Radical Right Dark Territory: The Secret History of Cyber War Data and Goliath: The Hidden Battles to Capture Your Data and Control Your World Democracy in Chains: The Deep History of the Radical Right's Stealth Plan for America Desperate Journeys, Abandoned Souls: True Stories of Castaways and Other Survivors Dirty Wars: The World Is a Battlefield Dreaming in Code: Two Dozen Programmers, Three Years, 4,732 Bugs, and One Quest for Transcendent Software Educated: A Memoir Every Day Is Extra Fascism: A Warning Fiasco: The American Military Adventure in Iraq Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House Friendly Fascism: The New Face of Power in America Great Scientific Ideas That Changed the World Griftopia: Bubble Machines, Vampire Squids, and the Long Con That Is Breaking America Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution: 25th Anniversary Edition How Democracies Die Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free Insane Clown President It's Even Worse Than You Think: What the Trump Administration Is Doing to America Lawrence in Arabia: War, Deceit, Imperial Folly, and the Making of the Modern Middle East Lies, Incorporated: The World of Post-Truth Politics Lincoln's Lieutenants: The High Command of the Army of the Potomac Never Give In!: The Best of Winston Churchill's Speeches No Ordinary Time: Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt: The Home Front in World War II No Place to Hide: Edward Snowden, the NSA, and the U.S. Surveillance State Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible: The Surreal Heart of the New Russia Now: The Physics of Time - and the Ephemeral Moment That Einstein Could Not Explain On Tyranny: Twenty Lessons from the Twentieth Century Our Final Invention: Artificial Intelligence and the End of the Human Era Personal Memoirs of Ulysses S. Grant Power Wars: Inside Obama's Post-9/11 Presidency Putin's Kleptocracy: Who Owns Russia? Ratf**ked: The True Story Behind the Secret Plan to Steal America's Democracy Raven Rock: The Story of the U.S. Government's Secret Plan to Save Itself - While the Rest of Us Die Relentless Strike: The Secret History of Joint Special Operations Command Rise of the Warrior Cop: The Militarization of America’s Police Forces Schneier on Security Snow & Steel: The Battle of the Bulge 1944-45 Spam Nation: The Inside Story of Organized Cybercrime - from Global Epidemic to Your Front Door Superintelligence: Paths, Dangers, Strategies Team of Rivals: The Political Genius of Abraham Lincoln The Big Picture: On the Origins of Life, Meaning, and the Universe Itself The Bully Pulpit: Theodore Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, and the Golden Age of Journalism The Dead Hand: The Untold Story of the Cold War Arms Race and its Dangerous Legacy The Devil's Chessboard: Allen Dulles, the CIA, and the Rise of America's Secret Government The Disappearing Spoon: And Other True Tales of Madness, Love, and the History of the World from the Periodic Table of the Elements The Divide: American Injustice in the Age of the Wealth Gap The Doomsday Machine The Fifth Risk The Great Derangement: A Terrifying True Story of War, Politics, and Religion at the Twilight of the American Empire The Hacked World Order: How Nations Fight, Trade, Maneuver, and Manipulate in the Digital Age The Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill, Volume 3: Defender of the Realm, 1940-1965 The Making of the Atomic Bomb: 25th Anniversary Edition The Martian The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness The Perfectionists: How Precision Engineers Created the Modern World The Rise and Fall of American Growth: The U.S. Standard of Living Since the Civil War The Rise of the American Corporate Security State: Six Reasons to Be Afraid The Shadow Factory: The Ultra-Secret NSA from 9/11 to the Eavesdropping on America The Signal and the Noise: Why So Many Predictions Fail - but Some Don't The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology The Theory That Would Not Die: How Bayes' Rule Cracked the Enigma Code, Hunted Down Russian Submarines, and Emerged Triumphant from Two Centuries of Controversy The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference The Uninhabitable Earth: Life After Warming The War on Science: Who's Waging It, Why It Matters, What We Can Do About It This Machine Kills Secrets: How Wikileakers, Cypherpunks, and Hacktivists Aim to Free the World's Information Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do (and What It Says About Us) Valiant Ambition: George Washington, Benedict Arnold, and the Fate of the American Revolution We Are Anonymous Where Wizards Stay Up Late: The Origins of the Internet Who Owns the Future? Why We Lost: A General's Inside Account of the Iraq and Afghanistan Wars Winter Is Coming: Why Vladimir Putin and the Enemies of the Free World Must Be Stopped Wizard: The Life and Times of Nikola Tesla: Biography of a Genius Worm: The First Digital World War