to the 2 entire people interested in jeanxiao/xiaojean…
id: a digital drawing of jean and xiao. xiao is on his back on the ground, eyes closed and head tilted back as jean straddles him, one gloved hand pressing down on his throat. xiao’s hand is squeezing jean’s hip, and they both wear soft expressions.
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𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫: 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐓𝐕 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥
There's a beautiful girl
And a handsome guy
She's sitting all alone
He's giving her the eye
They approach one another
They don't realize the danger
What will they say
What do you think
She'll crack another smile
He'll buy another drink
That isn't the important part
That happens later
You should have listened to your mother
Don't ever talk to strangers
Lust turns to boredom
Boredom turns to lust
Diminishing returns
With each and every thrust
The energy's preserved
Just converted into anger
Don't take candy
Don't get in someone's car
Don't let anybody touch you
No matter who they are
The police are at your door
Turns out the killer was your neighbor
He seemed like such a normal guy
A little quiet, nothing major
You should have listened to your mother
Don't ever talk to strangers
This song gives me very one-night stand with Jonathan Crane vibes, particularly if we’re talking Nolanverse. I’ve briefly explored this in Office Hours but I do think that Nolanverse Crane is aware that he is attractive to some degree, although I think years as an awkward, bullied teen gave him such a complex he doesn’t really see/acknowledge/understand it himself, as much as he views it as a tool for convenience.
I can imagine this Crane out at a mob bar, perhaps after a meeting with Falcone at one of his establishments, or just to get out after a day at Arkham for a stiff drink (I feel like he prefers a quiet drink at home, but I think he has a vague people-watching predisposition that comes along with his psychologist instincts, and from time to time enjoys the privacy that can only come with being completely alone in a crowded room). I think where a sexual partner is concerned, there’s a bit of the thrill of the hunt involved, making them fall for his looks and charms. I think knowing that that he is dangerous, what he COULD do to them, gets him off to some degree. However once he gets them back to his place or their place or wherever, in the act, he’s rarely emotionally engaged, and sex becomes a means to an end. That’s not to say he’s never felt any emotional attachment to a lover whatsoever, or enthralled by the act in the moment, but he’s a master at squashing those emotions, as an act of self-preservation.
I suspect he might involve a little fear toxin in these escapades but not much, nor do I think he’d cause a bunch of intentional harm outside of consensual acts. I don’t think he’d be willing to risk exposure of his research and experiments over something as insignificant as a hookup; however I do think he’s a master of being gone before you wake up, having to “get an early start” in the morning, and then completely ghosting.
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companies underestimate how much locking their content behind needing an account will just make me go do something else. oh your website wants me to make an account to view this content? oh your website doesn't show media to logged-out users? okay. i didn't actually want to see it that bad. yeah. bye ✌️
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Also, there is so much hand-wringing over the ethics of BDSM and while obviously it is worth taking care about ...sensation seeking is a thing. Many, many people enjoy eating habanero peppers and/or watching movies that make them cry. The conceptual leap from there to the idea that it's possible for sex to hurt good is a very short one, and sometimes it REALLY is as simple as that.
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Who the fuck stole the remote to my vibrator.
AND WHY ARE YOU NOT USING IT.
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christmas miracle.
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This comic was shamelessly inspired by tender by prettyunhinged on ao3. go ahead and leave the original author a comment and kudos if you haven't already!!
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Jay talks a big game about how she's the top of the relationship and acts like she's hot shit until Wes does something like rub his thumb over her lips (SEE HERE: touches her anywhere) and lowers his voice and she instantly folds
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I have homework due so instead of that, have some more saucy jeanxiao
id: a chest up drawing of xiao, an alert expression on his face as he opens his mouth to reveal small fangs. a hand clad in an armored glove has two fingers on his tongue.
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