#stardew incorrect quotes

[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Shane: When I was your age-

Sebastian, mocking him: When I was your height.

Shane:

Shane: Listen here you little shit-

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[lucy-the-demon]

Here's a incorrect Stardew valley quote for you, had to make this before I went to bed

I hope you like this

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[timdrakesbussy]

Haley: *Pointing at Sebastian* We can't manipulate, Haley: *Pointing at Alex* mansplain, Haley: *Pointing at Sam* or malewife our way out of here. Abigail: *Wielding a sword* MANSLAUGHTER IT IS THEN

#look i think they need to hang out or whatever #i don't think they got along during their high school years so imagine this #they unintentionally meet in zuzu city and got themselves in trouble by accident so they need to work together in order to get out #or else they're met with the combination of robin jodi caroline and evelyn's wrath #well evelyn wouldn't be mad -- she'd be disappointed and frankly that's far scarier than the rest #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew incorrect quotes #sdv haley #sdv sebastian #sdv alex #sdv sam #sdv abigail #stardew haley #stardew sebastian #stardew alex #stardew sam #stardew abigail

[shanesbluechicken]

Farmer: Are you high?

Shane: Am I what?

Farmer: High

Shane: Hello

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[alfredo-zauce]

This is canon btw

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[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Farmer: What are you guys doing?

Shane, twirling in his dress while Jas does the same: Playing dress up

Farmer:

Shane:

Jas:

Farmer:

Farmer, heading to the closet: Where the hell was my invite?

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[babiebom]

The ASS Trio as me and my friends messages (the one that is represented by Sam sent a TikTok right before this that’s what won’t play.)

I am bad at editing I did it in20 minutes on my phone because I couldn’t get the messages to fit

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[terrifiedscarecrow]

my own personal headcanons hehe

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[brandstifter-sys]

Abby: So, you and the farmer had a baby boy? Congrats!

Sam: Yeah! He's so cute and Vince is happy to be an uncle!

Seb: what's his name?

Sam: Sam Jr.

Abby: So he's Sam Samson's son?

Seb: Sam, son of Samson

Sam: ...

Sam: I'm never living this down

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[farmer-maeples]

Farmer: Lewis, how old do you think I am?

Mayor Lewis: What do you mean? Old enough to have had a corporate job, I suppose.

Farmer: Well I ask because I’ve been hit on by a football player who I’m like 90% sure just got out of high school and a doctor who tells me how it’s hard to stay active when you’re older.

Farmer (extended sdv): And by both a rich man AND his rich mother.

Farmer: So clearly I look 19 and 46 simultaneously.

Robin: There are worse problems to have that don’t involve hot milfs wanting to sugar baby you.

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[everlasting-mold-infection]

Camilla: Razzy

Magnus: No

Camilla: Razzy

Magnus: Stop

Camilla: Razzmatazz

Magnus: THAT'S EVEN WORSE-

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[ineffable-blue-chickens]

Jas: *finds a stray cat*

Jas: Can we keep it?

Farmer: Isn’t Shane allergic?

Jas: Shane can stay outside.

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[lucy-the-demon]

Sam: omg look we found doja cat at the Bottom of the mines!

Harvey: Sam this is Lucy, not doja cat...

Sam: well, you're no fun!

-

Here's what Lucy looks like if you dont get the joke..

I don't support doja cat btw, I just felt like saying that

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[shanesbluechicken]

Sam rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: Get the FUCK out of my car

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[sdv-said-what]

When you can't say the word "philosophy", yet are the winner in a philosophical argument.

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[incorrect-stardew-quotes]

Farmer: Hey, Seb! How are you?

Sebastian: That depends entirely on whether I've taken my meds or not

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