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[mrsriddlenott]

The Third Day Of Smutmas

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~ Family Christmas ~

dom!Mattheo x sub!Reader x dom!Theo

Summary: Theo brings you and Mattheo to his family’s Christmas dinner for the first time making you a nervous wreck, desperate to make a good impression. The boys notices your anxiety and decide to help you with your nerves in Theo’s bathroom before you eat with his family.

- voldy is dead, no 2nd wizarding war, no angsty death eater stuff for Christmas😤, Theo’s parents are mean, Mattheo calls Theo’s parents mom & dad for obvious reasons -

Warnings: 18+ Content!! d/s dynamics, praisekink, f!receiving oral, m!receiving handjob, body worship(?), kinda public, cumplay(barely)

When you were all at Hogwarts you never would have guessed where time would take you, you knew both the boys adored you back then but they rarely acted on it due to their shared respect for not only their friendship with each other but with you as well. They didn’t want your choice between them to break up your trio, so they chose for you, neither. When you stumbled back into their lives not even a full 5 years later however, they saw it to be fate. They were much more mature than before, and realized it wasn’t up to them to make such a decision for you.

Long before you were clouding their thoughts every day, they vowed to each other that they would never let anyone get between them, so instead you became a part of them. You loved them both equally and there was absolutely no way for you to choose. You knew your relationship wasn’t conventional by any means but you all loved each other more than you thought humanly possible. There was no separating you. It took a while for you all to become publicly official, only your closest of friends knew of your relationship for the longest time. Your first Christmas together was like a fairytale, Mattheo went above and beyond for all of you in your shared flat, excited to finally have something he could call his own.

This year however, Theo’s parents knew of your relationship, that you had taken their sons heart as well as the heart of the boy they viewed as a second son, and now expected you all for dinner on Christmas eve, so you were reasonably scared beyond explanation. Theo’s mother was never fond of you, even when you were basically just a kid invited over with the group during time away from school. You sensed she knew of her boys shared feelings for you long before they did, when they saw you as nothing more than their best friend. She noticed the shift it took when they started acting on those feelings and again when the two decided your future together laid in friendship only, she was overjoyed when Theo and Mattheo brought home girls that weren’t you and when they all inevitably stopped coming around, she always seemed to blame you. You could imagine her sheer disappointment when she learned of the seriousness of your relationship, and it sent a kick to your stomach every time.

The snow crunched beneath your heeled boots as you walked down the stone pathway approaching four steps leading to the door of the ominously large manor in front of you. The warmth of Theo’s comforting hand on your lower back held you down to earth as Mattheo stepped in front to get the door for you. Warmth and the smell of cooking food hit you immediately, what would feel like a welcoming embrace to anyone who wasn’t you.

“Mom we’re here,” Theo called, his voice echoing in the foyer as he removed your coat and showed you where you could put your shoes that were growing damp with melting snow that fell heavily outside. Taking Mattheo’s hand you let him lead you through the large, decorated hallway to an even larger, even more decorated dining room, “They go this overboard every year,” Theo chuckled in your ear, seeing your wide eyes reflect the scene in front of you. His lips grazed your neck and your body began to relax, he left featherlight kisses up and down the back of your neck while Mattheo stepped in front of you to drag a lock of your hair behind your ear before speaking, “It’s not half as beautiful as our girl though is it Teddy?”

“Not even a quarter,” He laughed behind you, you breathed in their scents, soothing yourself with their close proximity before it all came crashing down with an abrupt halt to the clicks of expensive heels on hardwood floors accompanied with a gasp that sent your heart plummeting.

“Have some decency would you Theodore,” Mrs.Nott hissed, sending you a look of disgust as your boyfriends separated from you to greet her, “Oh it’s nothing new Mom no need to freak out,” Mattheo stated as he hugged the thin woman with pursed lips that could rival Professor Mcgonagall, “You remember y/n don’t you?”

“Of course Dear, lets wait for dinner in the living room shall we?” Her shifty eyes avoided you as you began forming a hello, immediately turning away and toward another heavily decorated hallway. Theo’s jaw clenched as he and Mattheo made eye contact over your head before he was speaking in a curt voice, “Mom, y/n was trying to speak to you.” The woman’s steps faltered for a second before continuing to click down the hall, your hand shot up to Theo’s wrist as he began after her with scrunched brows, “Just leave it okay? We’ll have plenty of time to talk.”

Despite your attempts to hide it both boys could see your discomfort with the woman’s clear disdain for you, but decided against making a scene. They escorted you through to the lavish living room with both of your hands in their extended elbows. Mr.Nott was much nicer, patting the back of your hand in his while welcoming you back for the first time in years, and if you hadn’t caught is sideways glance to his wife when his son kissed you on the cheek, you may have actually believed it.

The room was tense and quiet, sitting across from Theo’s parents between him and Mattheo, each with an arm slung behind you that seemed to catch Mrs.Nott’s eyes more than any of her hundreds of decorations. “So…do you three have any funny stories from your Hogwarts days?,” Mr.Nott asked in an attempt to cut the tension knotting throughout the room. “I’m sure there’s something to share based on all those owls we got about your little group you had back in the day.” He laughed to himself, bringing his small glass of bourbon to his lips awkwardly.

“We’d give Mom a heart attack if we listed off our great adventures,” Mattheo joked, laughing as you and Theo joined in before it died down almost as soon as it started, “Well at least remind me of their names again, erm there was Lucius’ boy and that one nice boy that always helped your mother out around the house over summer,” The man snapped his fingers as he tried to put a name to the face he was imagining, ignoring the laughing of his boys.

“Enzo was not nice Dad, you just think he was because he wanted you to. He was just as much as a trouble maker as the rest of us, just smart enough not to get caught is all,” The two laughing beside you had a much needed smile growing on your lips, thinking of the old days with your large group of friends that grew simply because of circumstance helped to ease the tension of the night and you were finally able to think this wasnt such a bad idea.

“Remember that Pansy girl you were always bringing around during that time Matt, she was lovely wasn’t she….but she stopped coming with the rest of you lot….” Her eyes darted to you as she spoke, “Whatever happened to her?” Your chest hurt, your stomach seeming to meld with it as the room suddenly went silent. You knew Mrs.Nott was never fan of you but you never would have expected her to bring up your boyfriend’s ex at a dinner meant for getting to know you better.

“She cheated on me Mom,” Mattheo responded with an unmistakable bite to his voice, “y’know what they say, can’t judge a book by it’s cover,” He huffed, looking to you with a clenched jaw and apologetic eyes as Mrs.Nott cringed while her eyes darted between you and her boys, seemingly looking for anything else to comment on as a distraction to her rudeness.

“Well you know we fully support whatever experimenting you need to do before settling down,” Mr.Nott cut in, knocking the wind from your lungs as though you were just smacked into. Your eyes darted from person to person, all eyes were on someone else as the tension began to bubble over, you felt invisible, hurt, discredited. Too many thoughts and feelings swirled through you as the room remained eerily silent.

“We have settled down Dad….for fucks sake we’ve lived together for over a year,” Theo snapped, teeth gritted, creaking together while his fingers flexed and un-flexed in anger beside your head as he forced himself to remain seated despite his fathers words. Your chest pounded as your ears began to ring, your breathing was shallow and your palms were growing damp with sweat. Were they experimenting?

“I’m just saying that this isn’t natural,” His fathers voice that was eerily similar to Theo’s rang in your head louder than your own voice, “A female mind only wants one mate. It’s science, eventually she’ll want children and one of you will be chosen to father them, one of you will get hurt and that will be that unless you get out of it,” Mr.Nott leaned back against his leather couch with a smug face, taking another sip of his drink as though he had it all solved.

“Loving them is the most natural thing I have ever done, and maybe don’t talk about her like she’s not literally right here,” Theo shouted at his father, pushing forward toward him and using his hand to gesture towards you beside him, “I know you’re not that stupid Dad a “female mind” can choose what she wants for herself and she’s chosen both of us okay?” Theo sighed, he seemed hurt by his parents inability to accept you, “and when the day comes that she wants us to we will both father her children,” Theo’s eyes were rolling before his father could even start speaking again, “You act like we haven’t thought this out, we’ve had all the hard conversations already and when more come up we’ll have those too.”

Mr. Nott was stunned at his sons outburst, taking a second to ground himself before speaking again in a lower voice as though you were a child he was hiding the truth about Santa Clause from, “Son….can’t you see what this is….you’re two very attractive and well off men she-“

“I don’t think you should finish that sentence if you want us to stay for dinner….” Theo’s jaw was clenched as his stern, demanding eyes dug into his fathers identical irises.

“I think I’m just gonna go clean myself up before we eat.” You willed yourself to keep your tears hidden, pushing up from your spot and quickly making your way to the bathroom right down the hall you entered through, shutting the door as quickly and quietly as possible before letting your tears fall. It was ridiculous to question and deep down you knew it, but your mind raced with questions of if they really wanted you or if you were some fantasy or experiment.

The thick door behind you clicked open before shutting with a thud seconds later, the sound of your crying flooded the room as the two boys behind you remained silent, “May-maybe they’re right….I mean what if you guys realize too late you would be happier with two separate girlfriends.” Mattheo scoffed with a roll of his eyes, grabbing your shoulders firmly and spinning you to look at them both.

“You, y/f/n, are the only girl we want and you have been since we were 15 years old. They’re just gonna have to come around, okay?” You nodded your head weakly, tears still slowly falling down your cheeks before Theo’s rough hand was grabbing your chin and tilting your head up to meet his eyes.

“Looks like someone needs a reminder of who she belongs to, don’t you agree Matty?” Theo’s dead eyes bore into you as you whimpered, “You think we’d toss you aside for someone else huh?” Theo scoffed out a laugh before continuing, “You’re stuck with us Baby….Muffliato.”

Theo’s lips meet yours for only a second before he moves back to grip your hips in his large hands, yanking you up to sit on the oversized counter in a flash. His lips met the left side of your neck as Mattheo’s comforting hand ran through your hair, his eyes meeting yours before he was leaning forward to leave kisses up and down the right side of your neck. Your hands trailed up their biceps and around their shoulders, tugging them impossibly closer to you as Mattheo’s hand began to sneak across your right thigh, squeezing and molding the flesh with his hand while slowly moving your dress up, bunching it higher until it sat above the hem of your panties.

“We’re the only ones that will ever get to have these thighs,” Theo whispered against your neck, his aggressive hand now occupying your left thigh with a possessive grip as Mattheo’s lips separated from your neck, taking a second to watch your eyes before aggressively tugging your dress up your torso and over your head, revealing your naked chest and hardened nipples to them both. Waisting no time in diving into your chest, he begab sucking and biting at every section of flesh he could, marking you as theirs for anyone who would happen to glance at your body.

“We’re the only ones that will ever get to have these tits,” Mattheo sighed, taking your nipple between his teeth with a tug, making you whimper and whine before he was nursing the red bud with a swirl of his tongue. Theo’s possessive hand snaked it’s way all the way up your thigh, sending shivers down your spine as he started tugging at the edge of your underwear expectantly. You finally let moans slip past your lips when Theo’s tongue trailed up your neck at the same time Mattheo nibbled at your chest before dropping to his knees to trail kisses, nibbles and licks down your stomach.

“There’s our girl, now tell me what you fucking want before I tell Matty to stop what he’s doing.” Theo growled beside your ear, waiting for your response as Mattheo left open mouth kisses over your belly button, falling farther down every once in a while just to return to their original spot teasingly. Theo’s lips found your neck again, as if solely to distract you from forming your sentence, trailing their way up and down slowly as Mattheo’s teased your underwear, pulling at the elastic with his teeth and letting it snap back on you, forcing out whimper of a please.

“Please what Baby?” Theo’s warm breath on your neck mixed with Mattheo’s on your lower stomach and thighs had you on cloud nine, begging for them to do something, anything to you, “Show me that I’m yours and you’re mine,” Your voice was barley above a whisper as you pleaded to your boyfriends who almost immediately worked together to shred you lace underwear.

“Fuck I wanna kiss every inch of your body,” Mattheo whispers, standing as Theo takes his place kneeling before you and smashing his lips into yours passionately. His hands held your face against his while your lips melded together as his tongue danced against yours, swallowing your moans and gasps when Theo’s tongue glides through your folds. The tip of the strong muscle worked expertly against the bundle of nerves, sending jolts of pleasure through your whole body as you subconsciously began to grind against his face and tongue while losing the focus needed to kiss Mattheo.

You could feel the outline of Mattheo’s hard dick against your side as he leaned in to nip and kiss down your neck, urging you to let your fumbling hand trail it’s way to his belt buckle slowly, giving him plenty of time to deny you before quickly tugging it apart and tossing it aside with a clank of metal. Mattheo groans as your warm hand slips under the waistline of his jeans, palming him lightly before shoving both his boxers and jeans down his thighs impatiently. Tugging him in your hand as he moaned loudly in your ear, “Fuck Princess, I love your hands,”

You giggle at his confession before being interrupted by a particularly loud moan as Theo pushed his tongue inside of you, groaning against you and sending vibrations up your body. He smacked at your thigh to gain your focus, earning a yelp of a moan as your shining eyes looked down to him, seeing those deep, dead, jealous eyes staring up at you as he worked his tongue inside you was almost enough to send you over the edge alone. His bruising grip on your thighs as he held them apart to make room for his head had you spiraling as your brain fogged. You slowly pumped Mattheo, lathering your hand in his precum as you started matching your pace with the thrusts of Theo’s tongue inside of you.

“You’re doing so good for us Princess,” Mattheo’s deep voice echoed off the walls accompanied by his pants and whines that egged on your own, the slurping sounds coming from between your thighs was driving you insane as the tension in you lower stomach began to grow. You grind yourself against Theo’s nose, wishing more than anything to have friction against your clit. It’s not long before he brings the pad of his thumb to rub fast, small circles against the bundle of nerves, making you jolt forward on the counter with a scream of a moan. Your hand speeds up on Mattheo’s dick, feeling each groove and vein of him as his hips drove him further into you, moaning messily with his eyes screwed shut, his hand firmly grabbing the counter beside you for support as you followed beads of sweat that dripped down his bicep with your eyes.

Mattheo’s hips began to falter and stutter as your hand tightened around him, your head falling back against the mirror with a thud, moaning carelessly as Theo’s fingers and tongue worked together faster to push you up and over the edge, sending you into a euphoric state of pure bliss as your legs shook and the thrusts of your hand became erratic. Mattheo’s high was fast approaching behind yours, feeling your fingers tighten around him uncontrollably as your tried to ground yourself had his head falling back with his mouth opened in a silent moan as large spurts of his cum painted your stomach and chest, dripping down in enticing trails.

“Fuck that’s insanely hot,” Mattheo’s voice was jumbled in your ears, your chest pounded blocking out most sounds as Theo stood from your dripping, aching core with a smile before wiping his mouth clean. You felt Mattheo’s fingers on you as he began spreading his cum around your stomach, mesmerized by the look of it on your skin, “You did so fucking good Baby,” He whispered, eyes still trained on the mess on your body, “Looks so pretty covered in my cum doesn’t she Teddy?”

“Fuck yes she does,” The taller boy responded, laughing with Mattheo at your weak state as he grabbed a rag to wipe it from you as your muscles slowly regained the ability to function. Theo helped steady you on your feet as Mattheo straightened out your dress, guiding you to put your hands up so he could tug it down your body. Theo worked to fix your hair as Mattheo left kiss down your neck before Theo spun you around to capture your lips in his, pressing his rock hard dick against you in the process and making you pull away quickly with a squeak.

“What about you Teddy?” You asked, genuinely concerned as you pouted up to him with concerned while Mattheo tugged his pants up, panting and running a hand through his sweaty curls, “Don’t you want something in return?” Theo chuckled down to you, grabbing your chin and smashing his lips into yours in a heated kiss that left a trail of spit connecting you as he backed away.

“I’m okay for now Gorgeous, this was about you, we would have done absolutely anything to help ease your nerves,” Theo chuckled, staring into your eyes as though you were a piece of art meant to be in a museum, “Besides, Matty can always drive home and give us some time in that spacious back seat yeah?” He laughed, looking to Mattheo who shrugged as he slid his belt through it’s loops stating a simple, “I don’t mind,” before you all made sure you looked presentable before slipping out the door and back to the hell that was this dinner.

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Free! Characters' s/o pranking them by pretending to take money from their wallets in front of them-Part 2

Enjoyyy❤️

Natsuya: (Scrolling through his phone, sipping on beer)

Y/n: (jumping onto his lap) My summertimeee~

Natsuya: (throwing his phone aside, hugging you facefirst into your stomach) Mmmm my little bubbs~ Where have you been today~?

Y/n:(giggling, sitting upright on his lap, you catch the sight of his wallet on the table in front of you) Nothing much hehe! I was just gonna do something~

Natsuya: Oh? And that would beeee?

Y/n:(taking Natsuya's wallet and opening it)

Natsuya:(quickly snatches the wallet from your hands and holds it high above your reach) Not so fast~ sneaky little fella aren't ya? Why do you need money from me?

Y/n: I.....I don't-!

Natsuya: (pinching your nose) Sure sure and the sun is actually covered in ice

Y/n: okok... No need to be that sarcastic... I was not trying to borrow money anyway...I wanted to keep this in your wallet...(hands him a neatly carved, round gemstone)

Natsuya: (admiring it carefully) what's this y/n?

Y/n: it's a good luck stone!I bought it cuz the shrine lady told me it would protect the person I gave it to!

Natsuya: (putting it in his pocket and punching your shoulder lightly) I already have my good luck charm right here~ I don't need another one?

Y/n: But I still want you to keep it with you. ALWAYS. I don't want you to ever get hurt 😤

Natsuya: (kissing your forehead and lifting you from your waist) Hahahaha, well if you insist!

(This guy is all games. He won't take your prank seriously, he'll probably see through it as he knows you very well, but rest assured, he's definitely showering you with return gifts once he gets the chance)

Sousuke: (doing grips in one hand and reading a book)

Y/n: (walks over to his wallet, giving him a glance before you take it)

Sousuke: (looks at you and smiles) Yo! G'morning

Y/n:(just nods, Picks his wallet and starts going through it)

Sousuke: (frowns, walks over to you and grabs his wallet) If you wanted money, you know you can just ask me? Now you're not getting it

Y/n:(looks at him, confused)

Sousuke:(sighs) What. Don't act surprised..

Y/n:(taking out a small penny and showing it to him) I had found this randomly under our bed...I thought it's yours so I wanted to keep it back in your wallet....

Sousuke: oh .... Sorry... And that is yours...

Y/n:huh?I don't keep pennies though...

Sousuke: (clenches it in your hand and smiles, walking back to the couch) it's a special one. I'm sure it's yours.

Y/n: (confused, walks back into their room) I really don't think.....I wouldn't just leave my spare change about...

Y/n: (takes a closer look at the penny and notices a small dent in it) special huh...

Y/n: (scratches at the dent, and it opens up) aha! So there's something inside..

Y/n:(takes off the metallic cover it the penny, and inside is a small, beautiful picture of you. You stare at it in awe, taking in its creativity) This is....so pretty...

Y/n:(yells) Thank you sou! I love you!!

Sousuke: (smiles to himself) Aye.

(I need to stop turning these into fluff stories jkdsnjsajaf! Anyways, this man has everything planned out and WILL make your prank fail by being one step ahead iykwim)

Kisumi: (singing along to a song that's blasting in his headset, he looks very happy)

Y/n: (sneaks up behind him and takes his wallet with one hand and quickly hides it behind, while tickling him with the other to remove suspicion) (Writer:I DO NOT CONDONE STEALING DON'T DO THIS SHIT IRL) Kissss-me!

Kisumi:( quickly turning around and catching you into a deep kiss, without warning)

Y/n:MMPHH!!

Kisumi: hehehe, so y/n~ what's the occasion?

Y/n:(trying to get yourself together) occasion?

Kisumi:(laughing and wrapping his arms around you, then quickly snatching back his wallet to your surprise)

Y/n:h-how did you-?

Kisumi: (narrowing his eyes) You didn't think I'd notice? Hehehe sneaky little one aren't you? (Comes close to your face) you do know that 'stealing' is bad manners, don't you? Unless you have a good reason to take my money like this, I'm not letting you off~

Y/n: it's not what you think...

Kisumi: oh~? Then what is it?

Y/n:(grabs his hand and puts a folded cheque on it)

Kisumi: 7500¥.... What's this y/n?

Y/n:(smiles at him and kisses his cheek) my first paycheck. I wanted to share it with you, since you're the reason I could push ahead and get this job. Thank you!

Kisumi: (stares at you for a couple of minutes, then hugs you tightly) You deserve everything in the world y/n! Look at this!! This is all yours! I didn't do anything hehehe! Let's go celebrate this right now! (You can feel his face getting a little wet from the few tears of happiness he shed

(This guy, will definitely see through the prank so you'd have to be smart, though now, a day full of celebration awaits, and who knows, at the end of it, you might recieve something special from him👀✨)

Asahi:(in his room, trying out outfits that he bought recently) Hmmmm.....

Y/n:(peeks inside) Asahiii~

Asahi: oh! Hey there y/n! Come in, I'm done changing.

Y/n: (sits on his bed, right next to his wallet that was lying around) hehehe thank you, so how are they?

Asahi: I like them! All of them fit perfectly and they look good too. Make me look hot~

Y/n: Aren't you already hot though ~

Asahi: (blushing a bit) I need to be centre of your attention so no other guy would catch your eye

Y/n:(laughing at his confidence and slowly taking his wallet) hehehe, in that case I need to up my game too y'know? I don't want you looking at anyone else as well(taking out a picture from his wallet and replacing it with a golden chain)

Asahi: (sees his wallet in your hands and the you just did something with it) Hey! What are you doing??

Y/n:(quickly putting aside the wallet) Huh? What do you mean??

Asahi:(comes close to your face and eyes you) HMMMMM I'm not that dumb y/n... You took money from my wallet didn't you?

Y/n: wha-no?

Asahi: fine. Don't tell me. I'm not talking to you then(pouts and turns away)

Y/n: ok check it if you want(handing over his wallet)

Asahi:(side-eyeing you and looking into his wallet) hmm whatever you say..

Asahi:(takes out the gold chain) Wh-What is this?? Y/n is this yours??

Y/n:(kisses his cheek) that's for you my adorable love~

Happy anniversary!

Asahi: (starts tearing up and hugs you tightly)Y/N IM SO SORRY I DOUBTED YOU!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH I LOVE YOU!!

(Be prepared for a ride throughout your day! He's gonna make sure that his love is going to feel blessed to be with him today on your anniversary)

Hiyori: (Reading a book and laying in his bed)

Y/n: (walks into his room, over to his desk) Hiyoriii~

Hiyori: (smiles, looking at you) Y/n~

Y/n: I'm ordering dinner today!

Hiyori: oh... Don't we have food at home though?

Y/n: yeah but, I wanna eat something from outside

Hiyori :(smiles) okok, but don't buy something expensive. I'm fine with your normal take-out.

Y/n: (takes his wallet from the desk and opens it)

Hiyori: (looks at you confused) y/n...?

Y/n: Hmmm?(takes out a few bills)

Hiyori: y/n.. Don't take money from my wallet without asking like that....

Y/n: oh...

Hiyori: (walks over to you and puts his hand out, expecting you to give him back his wallet)

Y/n:(takes out your own wallet and replaces his money with a few of your own bills) here

Hiyori: what was that for?

Y/n: I didn't have spare change, just heavy notes so I wanted to exchange-

Hiyori: oh... That's it?

Y/n: yeah...

Hiyori: (looks at his wallet, doesn't say anything, smiles at you and ruffles your hair, going back to his bed) kay.

Y/n: sooo I'll order?

Hiyori: no. You still took my wallet without permission so you're not eating outside food.

Y/n: But Hiyoriiiiii~

Hiyori: Shut

Y/n:🥲

(yeah he's not going to let you off so easily. You're going to face his sassy side for the next couple of days, though, he'll still be the sweet, cutie pie he is)

(cracks knuckles, ~YES! BEST FOR THE LAST~)

Ikuya: (in the kitchen, frustrated a little and scrolling through his phone) hmmmm.... We're so out of groceries....tsk..I might need to go shopping again...

Ikuya: (opens his wallet and sets a few bills aside) I'll use these for now. The rest I'll use for buying that ice cream I wanted...I haven't bought my usual snacks in a long time...I miss eating freely...

Y/n: (scurries at Ikuya from behind and hugs him tightly) Ikuuuuuu~<3

Ikuya: (kissing your forehead) y/n! Good timing!

Y/n: hm? Oh~(reaches for his wallet and takes out a couple of bills)

Ikuya:.... What are you doing??

Y/n: oh I just... Can't find my wallet and I need a few hundred yen to pay for my parcel that's arrived

Ikuya: A few hundred?! What did you order??

Y/n: Aaaaaa secret hehehe

Ikuya: (looks at the money sadly. He can't hope to wipe your happiness away... Even if it meant sacrificing some of his own wants)oh... Okay...

Y/n:(kisses his cheek, but he doesn't react) Thank you Ikuu! I'll be right back~(runs off outside)

Ikuya:... Y/n didn't even ask before taking the money... Am I being too lenient? Should I say that I really didn't like what happened.. How much did-...? (Ikuya checks his wallet to find only 200¥remaining out of his 1500¥, he gasps, getting even more upset) Y/n! Come here!

Y/n:(comes back with a box and secretly hiding his money in your pocket) yess??

Ikuya: How much did you take??

Y/n: oh do the math hehehe

Ikuya: (sighs) I don't like this y/n... You didn't even have the basic decency of asking for permission before touching my wallet. You're my partner... But... Can't you give me some respect? Not only that... But you took a good amount from my wallet.... Did you ask if you could borrow money? What if I had really needed it? Have you been doing this for a while now? Is that why you're so comfortable with doing it?

Y/n:(yeah he's going to make you question why you pulled this prank on him) I....

Ikuya: Did you give it to the delivery person? Where's my money right now?

Y/n:(quickly takes out his money and hands it back)....sorry..

Ikuya: (shaking his head and counting) Sorry doesn't cut it y/n...I needed this for groceries too... We would've gone hungry otherwise..

Y/n:(trying to hug him, but he's not having it) Ikuya... It was a prank

Ikuya: (looks at you, confused) prank?

Y/n: yes- This box is actually empty...I was going to continue it, but...I couldn't upset you more

Ikuya: (dumbfounded) so... You weren't taking money from me?

Y/n:(shaking your head) no dummy...I would never do something like that! You know me well don't you?

Ikuya: oh... So I overreacted...

Y/n: no no! Leave it , I'm so sorry I didn't know you'd react like this I should've been a little more careful

Ikuya: (looks at you sadly) ok...

Y/n:(hugging him tightly and peppering his face with kisses) I love you... Forget about this ok? I'm sorry for pranking you like that..

Ikuya: (doesn't react much, just embraces you back) hmm...

(you two sit there for at least the next twenty or so minutes. Though, you quickly manage to make it up to him by treating him to his favourite snacks and ice cream, he was definitely cheered up by the end of the day)

❤️❤️ Thank you for reading❤️❤️

#gn reader #free! dive to the future #fluff #free! eternal summer #free! headcanons #oneshot #free! rin #rin matsuoka #free! x reader #haruka nanase #free! ikuya #free! sousuke #free! high speed #natsuya kirishima #ikuya kirishima #hiyori toono #kisumi shigino #sousuke yamazaki #shiina asahi #kirishima ikuya

[howthesleeplesswander]

surprise starter for @greedbent because Baizhu saw my other muses bothering his "secret" crush and refused to be left out 😤

"I have a prediction. Would you like to hear it?" Changsheng's voice floated into the front room of the pharmacy from somewhere up in the rafters. She hadn't shown herself once since he'd begun work that morning; Baizhu had assumed she'd been with Qiqi or Gui.

"Well, don't leave me in suspense," the doctor replied airily. Faced with a break in patients for the afternoon, Baizhu had begun filling prescriptions. Even while conversing, practiced hands moved of their own accord: one adding leaves and petals from the trays of mint and qingxin beside him to a large medicinal cauldron, while the other worked the milky substance within beneath a starsilver pestle.

Naturally though, Changsheng did exactly that. He'd nearly forgotten she'd said anything by the time she divulged her 'prediction.' "Sssomething tellsss me that today isss about to get interesssting."

Baizhu hummed, attention fixed on his work. "Oh? What makes you say that?"

Her answering snicker came from directly above him. He paused as Changsheng dropped onto his shoulders so he wouldn't spill anything. "You'll sssee sssoon enough," was all she said as she adjusted her coils, and the doctor shook his head fondly. With her affinity for the vague and riddled, sometimes Baizhu wondered if his companion wasn't some long-lost adeptus in disguise.

Minutes passed with only the scrape of the pestle along the cauldron's base to fill the silence. Then footsteps sounded on the stairs leading up to the pharmacy—but there was something...unique about them. Not just a rhythmic tap-tap of shoes on pavement, but with an additional tone layered in unison. Metal on stone. Tap-tapclink.

That could only mean...

Ah. Well, in all fairness, Changsheng was rarely wrong about these things.

Baizhu didn't look up until the steps arrived in the entryway. To anyone else, the sight of a man clad in all black, gazing into their shop with such intent, sharp eyes may be cause for alarm. But Baizhu simply smiled, hands pausing to give his newfound visitor his undivided attention.

"Why, Kaz, what a pleasant surprise. How nice to see you." Likely not a sentiment heard often, but it was entirely sincere. He pointedly ignored Changsheng's muttered 'I told you' that tickled his ear. "Is there something I can do for you? Oh—unless you're here for your 'prescription'?"

The code word was second-nature despite there being no one else in the pharmacy to overhear. With a grin so pleasant adorning his features, the doctor certainly appeared to be speaking of a legitimately prescribed medication, rather than the special-ordered poison that currently sat fermenting on his kitchen counter. "It's nearly finished, but I'm afraid it needs another hour or so to infuse for maximum...potency." There was a dark edge to the chuckle that rolled in his chest. "We must be sure it's strong enough to take care of the problem, mustn't we?"

#greedbent #《⭒✩⭒ || interaction: mortally coiled (baizhu) 》 #asfjdfdf surprise dear! I hope you don't mind! ;w;/ ❤️ #kaeya and childe: (bothering kaz) #baizhu: (gay hand on chest) eXCUSE ME GET IN LINE #KAZ WILL NEVER BE SAFE FROM ANY OF MY MENACES AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ALL OF THEM 😂 #but ahhhhHHHH I love these two beautiful shady boys so much B))) #I hope this set-up works okay! #I didn't want to leave it all up to you to figure out why kaz is there ofc #so I figured maybe he could be picking up something shady 👀 #BUT I also wanted to leave it open for you to do whatever you wanted so! #if you'd rather give kaz a different reason to be there feel free! >3</ #I gotta come up with a tag for these two still (steeples fingers) #also sorry this got so long aslfksdj AS IF YOU'RE NOT USED TO THAT BY NOW 8'))) #plz don't feel obligated to match length ofc!! ❤️

[geddy-leesbian]

quick little about me!

currently my main fandom is Resident Evil/Luis Serra specifically, but some other things I like include but are not limited to:

🖤 Pokemon (gen 2/rival Silver especially <3)

🖤 Fire Emblem (EDELGARD MY BELOVED. Get the fuck off my blog if you think she's a villain!! 😤)

🖤 Starcraft

🖤 Magic the Gathering (I haven't been following the story much for a few years, but I love Ravnica and Ral)

🖤 Rush/Geddy Lee (I very rarely block anyone but I do not hesitate to block anyone shit talking Rush 😤)

🖤 Some other classic rock

🖤 The Mighty Boosh

🖤 Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons

My life has been a really traumatic shit show the past year, but I'm hoping to either start actual mortuary school this year, or cosmetology school as a stepping stone to being a mortician.

I typically follow back, if you seem like someone I'll vibe with. I also tend to follow anyone who shows up in my notes consistently.

I'm very friendly, don't be afraid to send asks or DM me!! But due to an unfortunate combination of social anxiety and ADHD, I am very bad at responding to people! If it seems like I'm ignoring you, there's a 99% chance what happened was a sequence of events like this: "*sees and reads message/reply* oh sweet I'll respond to this later -> *completely forgets to* -> *after a long time remembers* -> *looks at the message again and the social anxiety hits* oh no it's been so long it's going to be awkward if I respond now guess I'll just die"

So if I don't respond to you after a couple days, PLEASE feel free to remind me to!! I won't be offended/annoyed at all.

I write too much Serrennedy fic. Here's my AO3. (I am HORRIBLE at responding to comments on AO3. I always read them, I just suck at replying. If you have something burning you want a response to, sending asks here is the best way.)

I also have a side blog as a way to contain my fic stuff, but I frequently forget it exists, oops @dont-be-late-to-the-dance

ending this with some pics of me because I'm hot af

[celestialtarot11]

hey celestialtarot11 ! I recently found your channel and I'm really liking it so far 😊 I appreciate you doing free readings I'd absolutely love for you to do a reading for me.

I wanna know what my life abroad is gonna be like (initially at least) cuz my boyfriend lives in a different country from me and I wanna move there with him and I'd appreciate some tea on the topic you know? So yea and my favorite emji combo is 💚🌻✨️ and my favorite voclour is black 🖤

Sending you sunshines and rainbows and so much light ✨️

Take care :]

Hey lovely soul ✨☁️🤍 thank you so much for the compliment, I would hope ya’ll would like the content here. Life abroad seems really cool! I hope you enjoy wherever you’re going.

Black is an underrated color 😤 intimidating at its best lol. Anyway lets get into it and spill some tea. Any additional concerns feel free to dm me!

Gaia (earth, nature, embodiment) • 2 of wands • 4 of cups

Moving abroad would help you to embody yourself! You’d feel stable, secure and even financially abundant. I see lots of new doorways here, so not everything will be set in stone but it’s important, because you’ll have the freedom to choose where you go next. I do see you feel overwhelmed by the new change, spirit is saying its an adjustment and figuring out whats next will take time. If you have feelings of anxiety, taking time out in nature will help your transition greatly 🤗 Maybe you’re wanting to invest in a music band? Music of some kind? Or maybe you might visit a concert with your partner at some point! Maybe one of ya’ll likes the flute or the drum. I see lots of creativity but your anxiety can easily drown it out, so its important to move in small steps for the first 6 months. Let yourself adjust. You may find yourself deepening your spirituality with this move! 🤍☺️✨ thank you so much for allowing me to do this reading! I hope it brought clarity for you. See you around!

#asks

[cinna-bunnie]

long personal (?) rant bc im stoned and I Wanna Talk About It because i never get to talk about it !! 😤

i feel better now that i talked about it :3

i wish people who grew up with, or at least encountered, ghosts were a lot more common. i feel like u get so many more interesting questions once you've moved past a simple "do ghosts exist?"

they were a v regular thing from when i was in 4th grade up till i moved out at 18, and even then i still come across stuff sometimes here and there a decade later. i also had a friend who was a medium and my prev landlord was a witch and the world is so interesting!!

like just w ghosts it's crazy to think about how there's this barely perceivable reality that overlays ours but in some places/circumstances u interact with it and it w you, but there's layers 2 it bc ghosts r everywhere all the time but u wouldn't notice it. u just do Sometimes.

and my mom would do readings for ppl and do a questions n answers sorta thing where she'd let something/someone control her arm 2 write the responses n they'd b p specific and were 100% accurate. and my medium friend just straight up could See them and we actually met bc my guardian spirit jumped out at her and Needed 2 tell me something, and we stepped aside n actually had a long personal chat akdjfkak it was a good life changing one tho i was lowkey suicidal n needed to hear it. (i got better after btw and a gal's loving life (❁´◡`❁) i was just in a really rough place 16-18 (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠))

but like! on top of ghosts, there really is a whole guardian spirit system i know nothing about besides the fact that it exists.

and then there's psychics of various kinds that interact w The Universe™ in their own ways. i haven't tried to do the automatic writing thing since i was a teen but i do have my own divination system i made up w a normal deck of cards, I used a pendulum too but my cards r just comfier n faster paced :3 and then there's qi and i remember doing an exercise that's supposed 2 introduce u 2 manipulating it and i remember my hands felt weird n warm afterwards and when i ran them over my arms it felt like static from a balloon n made my hairs react to it 0:

and my witch friend could do distant healing n reiki, but she could do a bunch of other stuff too n had her whole belief system/framework she was working with. she was a rly sweet old gal (⁠✿ ‚‚⌒‿⌒‚‚) very private about her practices though she was kinda ostracized for it growing up so she doesn't actually Talk about it much. i asked her 2 teach me a few times 😹 the distant healing session was fun n she told me when she found me in the astral plane i was like o hey!! and gestured 2 her like i was inviting her into a party and let her right in.

she got a rly interesting visual of me i have written down in detail somewhere from when we talked about it after, and it's just crazy to think about the different ways people interact with *gestures vaguely* like?? we connected in a way i wouldn't have imagined was a thing.

as a space nerd i love thinking about how the universe is So Big and the concept of alternate universes, but then i remember that just being Here on Earth is so interesting!! what is going on w these subtle realities, how r we interacting w them, how do u get to go deeper here. I've been slowly chipping away at it since my years at home trying 2 understand but sm of it has been through observation and interaction and reading, Mostly reading as an adult since i don't get to observe directly as often.

by now i have a p good framework 2 work with for making sense of everything i know so far, but i feel like a huge hole in my research is doing and learning stuff on the witch side of things. Like daoism was a lot easier to dive into and is the closest to how i understand things but i wanna know more about being a witch and being a psychic and i want to be more interactive.

I am forever just wanting 2 learn (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) this has been something of a lifelong journey i pick up at different times in my life. like u can't go from experiencing a childhood like that and be satisfied with leaving it at that, I have so many questions!! my overarching goal has been getting far enough to be able 2 actually Ask a question and figure out how 2 get more info frm the source ykwim.

and then another thing is how under specific circumstances i unintentionally conjure (or attract?) malevolent spirits and it happens like once every five years (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠;⁠) i kind of understand what initiates that so i know how to avoid it, but what about the opposite? how do i conjure or attract something benevolent? why is this a thing that i do at all?? what r The Mechanisms behind this.

the tinkerer in me is going mad at knowing all of this is Right There but i don't know how to do much with it 😹 YET anyways 😼 a gal's been busy!! just kinda waiting for life 2 settle down a bit and i think when I've moved into my next place I'll have the capacity/time for it. i wanna learn about witch stuff but it's so hard lol. conversations I've had w them in passing have been crazy but if u try 2 look online without knowing What To Look For there's sm new age garbage ajdjdjak. i don't want some superficial bs i want The Framework babes i wanna go A-Z w it and fully rotate it in my mind and reconcile it w my current understanding. i want to make things less abstract!!

[thequibblah]

Tumblr won't let me copypaste all of CT in here :'''( sniff. So I narrowed it down to five, and some of them are really long?? Sorry I guess???? Many moons have passed yet still I cannot help but adoringly spam you 😇

NUMBER 1:

“Audentes fortuna iuvat. Yet another Hogwarts mystery,” Lily said, smiling wryly at him over her shoulder as she tried to go through the portrait hole.

Tried being the operative word; she missed the step, because— Well, no, not because… It simply just so happened that at the moment she turned to smile at James, he was in the middle of running a hand through his hair. That was hardly the cause of what came next — which was this.

Lily missed the step and stumbled, letting out a yelp, and would have flailed her way to the stone floor if not for James, who grabbed her arm and hauled her upright once more. She cleared her throat and backed away from him as soon as she’d regained her balance, only to nearly lose it again by bumping up against the same blasted step. My life is a joke, she thought with quiet desperation.

“Second time,” James said, seeming quite rattled himself. At her quizzical look (she’d managed to walk through the portrait hole without any further disasters, and he followed) he added, “That’s the second time you’ve tripped on something in front of me in the past few weeks.”

Gaaaawd I still remember how I felt reading this for the first time, the work that this scene did 😤😤😤😧😧😧

excuse MEEEE your adoring spam is life and living to me! i cannot believe you picked FIVE i feel so very appreciated and honestly i might hang on to the other four just to gaze upon them lovingly :"""""")

what line or passage from my fic do you remember me by?

#ur such a trip truther its iconic #ecthelionstrife #ask me #come together #ct spoilers

[cloakchameleon]

Lmao I got into an argument with someone on the serebii discord last week about sword and shield vs scarlet when it comes to story and like—

When I think back to sword and shield, my favorite moments were mostly when you encountered Hop and Leon, and also fighting the Eternatus together with the two legendary Pokémon

I really enjoyed Hop because he felt like a friend, I know a lot of people got annoyed with him but he’s probably one of my favorite rivals, and because of that I think I prefer him over Nemona in scarlet and violet

but other than that, like… sword and shield didn’t have too much going for it story-wise compared to scarlet and violet (not saying sword and shield is terrible, but here’s my reasons why I just think scarlet and violet exceeded where sword and shield failed)

Sword and Shield, while having an interesting story and characters- just felt like it was missing a lot of something? I don’t quite remember the story too much compared to like, Sun and Moon, and the endgame was very lackluster for me in terms of like, wtf was going on.

I didn’t really enjoy the Chairman Rose plot line because it felt so lackluster and frankly I didn’t really think it made sense as to why he HAD to slap eternatus in when he could’ve just, idk, asked for better help? Idk? It felt so wonky and not really that well executed, and compared to Lusamine it was a step down from what an antagonist’s goals should be?

Another thing that annoyed me is that after the postgame, there wasn’t really anything to learn about Dynamax and Gigantimax from Eternatus. There also wasn’t a lot of bonding moments with the two wolves either, it felt like a stepping stone and suddenly oops!! We don’t talk about them anymore!! And like? I love thinking about the legendaries. Pokémon sun and moon did a great job with incorporating Nebby because we got to see that growth, but it just doesn’t hit the same and it’s why Imo scarlet and violet felt like it had such a stronger impact compared to it.

Don’t get me started on the DLC because frankly… I didn’t really care about the plot of Isle of Armor and the Tundra. I mean, the legendaries are cool and all- but it felt like it wasn’t really at all that important? I finished isle of armor and I don’t even remember what the plot was about. You can ask me “Cham what’s your favorite moment” and I would just say “idk, seeing Hop again” and I don’t even remember what the game had you do with him!!!

It makes me sad especially when there are a lot of issues with scarlet and violet. It is glitchy, it can be funny at times when it decides to be wonky, and the no sparkle noise for overworld shiny Pokémon is the most annoying thing in the world.

But honestly, even despite those flaws Scarlet and Violet still had a stronger story point than sword and shield. I loved the rivals, enjoyed choosing wtf to do (even did things in the wrong order cause YOLO), and found that the plot twist was a lot more pleasing than whatever the fuck happened in sword and shield.

I just wish, for the love of god, that I can change out of this dumb student uniform!!! 😤

#{Cham} #lmao the people in the serebii discord don’t understand that sometimes you disagree and that’s ok #but golly if you took Hop out of Sword and Shield I wouldn’t have anything else to say about it #anyway best game belongs to colosseum and darkness anyway LMAO

[anxiousconstantly]

QUEER EYE SEASON 6 BAYBEE

THERE ARE MOTHA FUCKIN SPOILERS AHEAD SO BE WARNED BITCH

Antoni -

Sir has not used ONE avocado so far. We call that. Growth. He has cried four (4) times tho

Mans is in love with Terri and I’m here for this relationship

“Change can be terrifying because you don’t know what’s on the other side but something as simple as one recipe you realize it’s not that big of a deal at all”

“HEY LETS GO WEIGH THINGS ON THE NEW SCALE”

“THERE WILL BE N O FLAVORLESS FOOD THIS WEEK 😤🥰”

“Small little tweaks will over time will make a big difference over times”

“I’m in a tree 🥰!!!! Oh my gosh 😥”

“EVERYTHING IS CUTE 😤😤 EVERY SINGLE THING IS CUTE 😤😤😤😤”

ANT BABY S T O P PUTING RANDOM SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH

“It’s really hard not to fall in love with someone who is so passionate about what they do”

Tan -

The clothes for angel?????? Y e s ??????

“I don’t know any woman, outside of the size two runway models, that doesn’t have that little bit of fat on their tum”

“I want to remind Todd what there is to life with his wardrobe… I want to remind him that he can move forward through his clothes”

The way he finds clothes for the hero’s that are so similar to what he knows they already are comfortable with but elevated is jus AH. And how he makes them feel happy and good in their bodies. I just love tan so much

MY STONE FACED BABY CRIED

Mmmmm layers be adding shape but taking it away. We call that magic

“I just want you to see the version of you that I see”

“I wanna get you to where you’re not hiding yourself away”

SARA’S CLOTHES??? Y E S

Karamo-

I love the way Karamo thinks s o much and I also love how he gets the w a y he thinks across with his words.

“Broken crayons can still color”

“Does that say BYOB???? Bring ya own BOBBY”

“You don’t deserve to be sleeping through your celebration”

“You need to accept and forgive your past so you can be joyful and present right now”

*while twerking* “IM ON A SUGAR HIGH IM ON A SUGAR SUGAR HIGH”

“Your dream gave you the highest and greatest moment of your life but you forget that because it’s so easy to focus on the negative”

No one:

Karamo: SQUEEEEEEEE

Bobby-

THE PINK SUIT???????????? SO GOOD

HE NEEDS MORE MOTHER FUCKING S C R E E N T I M E. IVE BEEN SAYING IT

“If you don’t take care of you, you can’t take care of everybody else”

MANS BUILT A B A R N FROM THE G R O U N D UP IN A W E E K AND ITS S O GOOD GODDAMN

His designs like always are so beautiful, but the way he is so open to keeping a room the way it is if that room is special to the hero. I love him

Johnathan-

YES TEACH THAT REPUBLICAN ABOUT PRONOUNS

Their outfits are s o stunning this season, baby looks s o good

“His scalp d o e s look like a block of parmesan cheese”

“You can do all sorts of things that make you happy and s t i l l be of service”

*very seriously* “it’s nothing that a French tuck cannot fix”

SARA’S HAIR??????????????? YES BITCH

Random thoughts

The prom episode

Just

*yes*

The country version of the theme song makes me ears bleed but I’m still here for it

Can I nominate myself for queer eye so I can get hugs

ANTONI TRYNA GET TAN TO GRAB A CRAWFISH H E L P

“It’s too easy to exist and too hard to live”

I LOVE NEON SO MUCH I WISH TO GIVE HER LIDDOL KISSES

OH M Y G O D NEON IN THE PLOOKY’S SHIRT

“The first step to being a teacher is being a learner”

THE THERAPY ANIMALS IM C R Y I N G

“Thank you for showing me how to cook tiny little pretty trees”

Every time a hero has a “I need help” moment i S O B

Reggie, about the elephant: “ima take him”

Bobby: “we found him together”

#queer eye season 6 #queer eye spoilers #tan france queer eye #tan france #queer eye antoni #antoni perowski #antoni porowski #karamo queer eye #karamo brown #queer eye bobby #bobby berk #antoni queer eye #jvn queer eye #jvn #johnathan van ness

[exquisiteagony]

hope you're still doing these 😅 and can i please have two 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

49. "i do not have answer for you."

anything in the blooddrunk au 🤲🏻 (yes, i have no chill about the au 😤😳)

•🛠•

84. "you're really good at that"

niko/joel

sure thing!

49:

“If those northern witches could cure Arde, do you think they could heal my eyesight?” Niko asked abruptly.

From the corner of his eye, Aleksi saw Joel stiffen.

He wasn’t stupid. Joel might never have said anything, but it was obvious in how painfully reverent he was every time Aleksi returned to the nest after a couple day’s excursion or work, like he couldn’t believe Aleksi had chosen to return. He’d heard Joel regale tales of previous fledglings, always smiling fondly until he got to their departure, and he’d heard these stories enough times to know that Joel didn’t want to be just a stepping stone on another’s journey. This is the end of the road for him. He can’t go any further; simply aid others in their lives. Joel might never say it, but he clearly resented how he was doomed to watch everyone he’d helped leave him.

Aleksi swallowed. Across from him, Joonas’s face was tight and pale. Niko was Joel’s fledgling, so it was expected for Joel to be extra protective over him, though he never tried to stifle him, but Niko’s blindness kept him at the nest. The resulting dependence on others had once been the only thing keeping him here, back when he didn’t trust or like them but could never leave if he didn’t want to fall prey to the forest or anyone looking to avenge a lost one. Whilst he now had worked his way into their hearts and they’d returned the favour, Joel’s fears wouldn’t subside. Aleksi wondered if they ever would.

Especially because the past few months had been smooth sailing, with Hannes and his coven on their way north. The witches hadn’t been mentioned since his last departure, and they’d all assumed Niko had settled his blindness with himself. His hearing was better than Aleksi’s now, and he’d grown strong from wrestling and grappling with them all. It wasn’t quite enough for him to be truly independent, but enough to hold his ground.

Joel’s voice was quiet, with only a slight tremor. “I do not know. I do not have an answer for you.”

Niko accepted the information with grace, like he hadn’t expected an affirmative answer. He knew it was a long shot. Good. At least he was realistic.

“There are things they’d want in return, things you might not want to give,” Joonas said, tone even whilst his face betrayed nerves, “Witches who practice blood magic are vicious, and a lot of them delight in the chaos of torment. If you want to try, we can find them, but you should be aware that the price might be beyond your comfort.”

Niko nodded, and the candlelight reflecting off his curls made the light seem to dance for a second. “We can talk to Hannes, when he gets back, and decide then.”

Out of the corner of Aleksi’s eye, Joel relaxed. It would be another couple of months or so until the witches were back in the local area. If the blood witches could help them, it might be even longer.

84: this one is raunchier lmao

“Shit, Niko! You’re really good at that!”

It had started out with those exact same words leaving Joel’s lips, excited as he watched Niko solve a Rubix Cube in under a minute, coloured panels a blur as they spun and twisted into their correct places.

Niko had offered to teach Joel, an inviting glint in his eyes Joel had read nothing into, gladly taking the space on the sofa next to Niko.

“You gotta be good with your fingers,” he’d said, tone playful and almost sing-song. The dirty hint under his words had made Joel blush, but he’d told himself to get himself together and get his mind out of the gutter.

Those words came back to mind now Niko had three fingers buried inside Joel, nudging his prostate with every thrust, every movement going right to his gut until he wanted to wrap a hand around himself.

He wasn’t quite sure how it had progressed to this.

Niko snorted. “Didn’t you say that earlier?” he teased.

Joel groaned. “Didn’t you reply that it’s about being good with your fingers?” he returned, poking his tongue out.

“Cheeky,” Niko warned, eyes flashing dangerously.

Outside, they could hear the others returning from getting lunch, their voices echoing in the stairwell and corridor. Panic flashed across both Joel and Niko’s faces, and Joel reluctantly pulled off of Niko’s fingers, pulling his pants up whilst Niko darted into the washroom to wash his hands. Joel smoothed his hair back, wiping at the sweat prickling his hairline, desperately trying to make it look like he hadn’t been a minute away from nutting.

“You finish this later,” he hissed when Niko returned, just before the door opened.

Niko poked his tongue out in lieu of a reply.

#answered #kind-as-sunshine #these were fun! #rpf #blind channel fanfiction #prompts #i hope you got the prompts i sent you too #blooddrunk

[buckttommy]

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#5

I have never, and I mean NEVER, watched a show where the man loves his wife as much as Judd loves Grace. He sat in that car as the water rose around them willing to die with her, hand in hand, because that's the way he wanted to go. Because he is nothing and there is nothing without her. He broke up with her because he thought it was best for her — stupid yes, but done truly because he knows how phenomenal she is. He knew everything she could be and he wanted her to reach her fullest potential, regardless of the agony it caused him. He was ready to pack up his life after 2 MONTHS to be with her because he knew down to the marrow that she was it for him, and there wasn't ever going to be any other. He said it best when he said he'd walk through fire for her, has proved it EVERY SINGLE TIME she's in his sightline and you can just feel the devotion and adoration radiating from him and I will NEVER love a tv couple as much as I love them everyone else can go home

760 notes • Posted 2021-04-20 02:11:47 GMT

#4

a man: baby..... i love you

me: but would you walk through fire so i know you love me, so that i know i’m safe? would you be willing to drown with me after our car is run off the road by a drunk driver because we made a pact to stay together no matter what? would you hang up on brother bob AND miss patricia just so you can hear the sound of my voice? give up your life just to follow me halfway around the country? attempt murder whilst i am unconscious because someone hurt me?? no???? didn’t think so. move along 💅

858 notes • Posted 2021-04-20 03:05:37 GMT

#3

How can anyone be sad about Eddie and Ana dating when it is so narratively clear what her role in the story is? Regardless of any misogynistic implications, Ana's literal role is a stepping stone on Eddie's path to healing and recovery. like. that's not fanon conjecture, that's literally canon. She is designed to be temporary. I'm not saying buddie is going to be a thing; none of us can know until we Know and frankly, I don't think the writers know if buddie is going to be a thing either. But I will say that Eddie dating Ana is an incredibly important and pivotal peak in his character arc, and that this event marks the beginning of his future as a person truly healing from a devastating loss. He's admitted to not being over the death of his wife, probably not over the fact that she was ready and willing to divorce him like two hours before her death, but now he's willing to try and I'm so GLAD we get to track his healing and recovery fully instead of the writers just skipping through his healing like it's nothing. anyways I could rant about this forever but I'd literally die for him and you guys need to stop stressing out over nothing 😭

871 notes • Posted 2021-02-23 02:11:50 GMT

#2

bobby in S1E1: this is not a family this is not a clubhouse 🙄

bobby in S1E2 - Present: if ANYONE so much as lays a HAND on one of my DUMB CHILDREN i will SHOOT THEM TO DEATH. 😡 i am married to a COP and i’m from MINNESOTA which means i know GUN THINGS. oh??? 👀 you have daddy issues??? you need the love and affection your father never gave you???👀 n ✍️ o✍️ t ✍️ e ✍️ d ✍️ welcome to the 118 bitch, come for the fires. stay for the tender love and support we offer each other freely 😤

1031 notes • Posted 2021-06-26 16:33:11 GMT

#1

All I wanted in this episode was to see Eddie standing in support of Buck against his parents and he DID. No, he wasn't there for the dinners or anything like that, but he told Buck point blank that he had nothing to apologise for.

OK seriously think about that for a moment. When is the last time ANYONE has told Evan Buckley that he has nothing to apologise for? Eddie did something for Buck that not many people do for him: he validated his feelings. He told him it was okay to be pissed, he told him he had a right to be angry and hurt, even though his delivery wasn't the greatest. And not only is this significant development on Eddie's part (actually engaging in emotionally demanding conversation? the same man who literally ran off to war instead of dealing with whatever was going on at home?? okay), this episode also posited Eddie as exactly the kind of person Buck needs. like, obviously I'm a shipper so I'm gonna look at things with shipper glasses, but even taking those off for a minute: Eddie stood in Buck's corner when no one else who mattered (even Maddie, though I'm not mad at her) did. That's a good friend. That's a good partner. like??? ugh we were fed so good in this episode y'all, eat up

1270 notes • Posted 2021-02-09 03:57:59 GMT

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WIP...Sunday???

Thank you @mxnzies for tagging me in this WIP challenge (my main is @setaflow lol this is my sideblog where I post my Cyberpunk 2077 stuff). The challenge is to post a snippet of your WIP for others to read, so here we go! This is an excerpt from the upcoming chapter of my ongoing longfic but I've been feeling a bit burned out lately so this might see some major edits lol.

Not bothering to make a tag list because if you're a Cyberpunk writer and see this, get writing. I wanna see your lovely words 🥰 😤

The mere concept of a columbarium unnerved V. Ask any nomad from here to Buckskin Gulch what they’d want their loved ones to do with their body when they die and there’s a good chance you won’t hear “put it in the ground” among the answers. Most nomad families have the same process: hold a funeral, cremate the body, and let the wind take the ashes wherever it pleases them. Some clans have been known to reroute themselves on a dime if the family wishes to scatter the remains of a deceased member in one of their favorite spots. Nomads are born to ride free— it’s a privilege that not even death can revoke. Night City’s columbarium takes that idea, flips it on its head, and lets all the significance to drain right out of it. The place is cold, cramped, awfully confining, terribly lonely, and painfully impersonal. Hundreds of thousands of souls reduced to an urn, some personal articles, and a ten-word-or-less inscription. It’s all feels so goddamn farcical to her, like Death’s first stab at a practical joke. Going from one suffocating set of stone walls right into another, rejecting the dignity of riding alongside the elements in favor of spending the rest of eternity locked away from them behind a six-by-twelve slab of concrete. In V’s eyes, the only difference between a columbarium and a prison is how much you have to pay to stay there.

But she’s saying all of this as an outsider looking in, as someone who isn’t acquainted with Night City’s outlook on death. V has experienced it, sure, but it’d be hard to say she…understands it. Death is already the most permanent part of our lives— what’s the point of building a monument to its constancy? We do that, and our loved ones become nothing more than scars, hurting and aching every time we find ourselves back in front of their graves.

But scars are closed wounds, at least. As much as scars might sting, they’ll never be able to bleed. And V, for all her beliefs on death, has found herself wondering if she’d ever truly stopped bleeding since she’d come to this place.

Maybe she’s just a goddamn fool. Some idiot about to step off a cliff because they were too busy staring at the sky to pay attention to what was right in front of them.

Funny how these sorts of revelations only seem to come about with the complete and utter end of the world.

#Aldi speaks #Aldi Writes #My V #I've been suffering from extreme writers block lol and honestly parts of this sound good and other parts make my head hurt #I think I'm just tired........and in my head a bit.

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//thanks for the nice words about the Nacho portrait, I didn't expect the reception at all 🥺 I'm still working on him structurally and trying to simplify shapes and shadows and not overwork paintings so hard, but I feel a little better knowing I painted something at least. He's definitely getting closer. Might be able to write tonight since I'm at work forever

#its such a delicate balance #you go one detail too much or one highlight too heavy and it's messed up #his skin tone is probably a bit too light + missing some of those deeper shadows but it'll work for now #gotta just let pieces be and move on to the next one #stepping stones here 😤