#sucking guys toes

[molliiewoodtodd]

TOOK MY SCOOTER FOR A RIDE!

#male socks #smelly socks #dirty socks #white socks #gay socks #sweaty socks #sock shoe men #socksandfeet #one shoe guy #filthy white socks #dirty sock sniffer #dirty sox #missing one shoe #cute guy #socks and guys #sucking guys toes #malefootfetish #male toes and soles #sock #boston red sox #sox #white sox #segway #9bot segway scooter max #peets #peets coffee #ray ban #vans #vans socks #vans high top

[thebibliosphere]

I'm watching Justice League: War, and I'm sorry, but Green Lantern shielding himself and Batman in a green ball of light while Superman proceeds to kick them around Metropolis like a dodgeball is so fucking funny.

Bruce just saw the inside of three buildings go past real quick because they got punched through them by Superman, and he's relying on Hal to keep him alive. A man who a mere few hours ago accused him of being a vampire then went off on him for not having any superpowers and whose ring Bruce managed to steal with a sleight-of-hand trick to make a petty point.

His control freak issues must be screaming.

#Justice League: War #dc #also Bruce's shit eating grin when Hal finds out he's a regular guy in a bat suit is mwah*chef kiss* #he's so fucking pleased with himself for being a normal human and being able to go toe-to-toe with literal gods #like aw #sorry #do your magic powers not seem so special now? #suck on it

[abrahamvanhelsings]

the terror (2018) requires a rewatch not only bc it is so good it will settle in the core of your brain and grow and spread there like a fungus until you die but also bc it is a show about a hundred something bearded victorian white men on a ship in the same clothes and by the time you start figuring out what name is attached to which guy half of them are already dead

#imma keep it real with y'all final episode when ned is like 'we gotta save the captain' #and dundy is like 'no we gotta move on' #i deadass was sitting there like 'whos this guy' bc id never connected the name le vesconte to his face #also when he was getting his toes snipped off i thought he was just some guy. complete blind spot in my brain for him #which is wild bc i would honestly start sucking face if he looked at me for 2 secs. dilf <3 #there's simply too much going on every ep to keep a grip on what muttonchops belong to who the first time around fr #the terror

[agustdiv1ne]

chat is this real

#am i hallucinating rn #is that a collar and leash #he did that for me guys <3 #gonna go tug on that leash later #him at the kendrick set is making me wanna give him the sloppiest most toe-curling soul-sucking head of his life #agust.nsfw #ashlee's bs

[socks1965]

CUM INTO THE BATHROOM AND SUCK THIS NASTY SOCKED FOOT!!!!

#guys in socks #smelly socks #male socks #dirty socks #gay socks #sock sniffing #sweaty socks #white socks #youtube #male toe sucking #nike socks #nike sneakers #north face #no show socks #socks and flip flops #filthy white socks #filthyfeet #dirty wet sock

[cutemeat]

ok my HC is dee has trich. she like 100% has trich. and it started out as the kind where u like eat the hair too so as a kid she gets a hairball in her stomach and dennis NEVERRRR lets her live it down and so she starts pulling in more discreet places and like tweezing her leg hair off instead of just shaving it….. yeah

#hair pulling tw #tw #idk #is this gross #or do i just have shame #no u guys talk abt dennis sucking toes with a tail buttplug every day why should i have shame #sorry i feel embarrassed abt projecting my diagnoses onto characters #it makes me feel very 2016 #even tho when other ppl do this im like wow…. the richness. the texture.. the BREADTH of this #but also i think this HC goes with her general control issues LOL #like it just makes sense to me that shed have some compulsion like this that would spiral out of control #and also itd sorta be like an extension of the reynolds hair thing that started with frank….threads connected

[ramrage]

i’m like. cackling to myself at 4 am looking at this because WHAT THE FUCK. who the fuck does this?????? this is so fucking. yo. like i have had people actually inside of me and were they to touch me like this and look at me like this, it would feel too intimate. like, my skin would fucking crawl. but hoo hoo hoo here these imbeciles are, looking at each other like they’ve hung up the moon and stars i can’t fucking handle it i really can’t

#like what on earth #how did no one at marvel clock how queer and incestuous this looks #like i get it the gaze says a lot #but thor baby my love my sun and stars your HAND #might as well start sticking your fingers in his damn mouth #if you’re gonna do it go all the way don’t half ass this on me #they had to have thor threaten loki with mjolnir in the prev shot #because otherwise #it would only be natural to assume his hand was doin some other shit #yfm #having a brother can be so handy!! #just guys being dudes #just bros sucking toes #thorki #thunderfrost

[arcane-ally]

#i had to do a lil tribute to one of the most iconic movie scenes from my childhood #from dusk till dawn #salma hayek #hot #remeber quentin tarantino sucking on her tequila soaked toes #guy likes feet lol #movie gifs #gif collage #gif compilation #vampire queen #she's hotter in human form

[molliiewoodtodd]

I LOVE TO SCRUNCH MY TOES!!!!

#male socks #smelly socks #dirty socks #white socks #gay socks #sweaty socks #sock shoe men #socksandfeet #one shoe guy #sucking guys toes #gay male feet #one shoe guys #sweaty male socks

[barefootguy13]

Hello I love being barefoot! Join me!!

#barefoot guys #feet #suck my toes #barefoot in public #barefoot friends #barefoot male

[britcision]

Hey did I ever tell y’all that my specialist doc who made me wait 4 hours for an appointment and only spoke to me for 5 minutes (30 minutes spent with a lovely nursing student who’s gonna go places) has made a policy change?

Now there’s a warning on the appointment booking that you may be waiting up to 4 hours

Pretty sure he doesn’t know I’m the one who bitched cuz I’m still his favourite “hey come look at this unusual case and remember why we must look outside standard diagnostic criteria” patient

(Cuz yeah he explains this to the lovely nursing students while I am in the room)

#doctor shit #love him dearly he could be replaced by a different guy every appointment and i’d never know #but yes it’s the one who forgot i was his patient for 2 years and sent me for 18 blood tests and 3000000 x-rays #on three separate x-ray sheets #they just kept printing off new ones #did all my toes all my fingers those were new #got em ultrasounded too #it sucked

[qkumber]

What if they called him saul freakman bc he-

Because he- *gunshots*

#(bc he like. idk. sucks toes and eats ass or sumthin) #i am so sorry for this one guys #textpost #mine #saul goodman

[babstheyaga]

ik you’re uncomfortable with pregnancy and all that but I’m gonna assume the actual kids being there doesn’t bother you that much?? as shown with soundwave so can I share something that happened that make me think of FMOD while I was out and a family was there?? basically a kid wanted to be held by their mother all the time and the dad got annoyed because he was trying to hug and kiss his wife on their date so I couldn’t help but think that with mirage and bumblebee 😭😭 the way i could see them actually be so possessive of reader that they’d be jealous if their own kid was occupying too much time on their hands much to reader’s happines especially if the baby was still being breastfed they’d look on in envy like “those are MY tits not yours” even though they were the ones who gave reader their baby so she *literally* could not escape them 😭😭 tied down forever or whateverr

haha i hope this wasn’t too much?? just can’t keep fmod out of my head at all … too scrumptious for my brain to stop thinking about it constantly /pos pos pos

hope you have a great day tyler!! 🩷💗💖💝💕💞 whatever direction you wish to go with your fic (as you mentioned in your A/N in the latest chapter) i hope you do it!!! plot/filler or even sex scenes don’t make a difference since whatever you write always has something thrilling and exciting in it !! :))!!!!

BEE AND MIRAGE GETTING POSSESSIVE OVER READER EVEN WITH THEIR OWN CHILD??!?!!?! oml... omg...

i'm SANE you guys i am PERFECTLY NORMAL!!

no but seriously, you guys are just tying me into the thought of pregnancy more and more by the second...

but like- okay hear me out... out of ANY of them bee would be the father figure to like- teach the child how to eat properly because he's like- scared the kid is gonna end up being like him with his eating disorder and like-

and mirage is like the overly possessive dad that just like- refuses to let both reader and the kid out of his sight at all given times of the day like- oml guys i'm nORMAL i SWEAR

but like- the co-parenting between the two?!?!?! like bee and mirage get into little debates on who gets to hold the kid while reader is like dealing with something like optimus or some cra- holy crap optimus. omg... what the hell would HE do??

(spoilers ahead)

Optimus is kinda a softy for kids, but not in a way for like- "aww kids i love kids! i'm so good with kids!" no he NEVER kills children because he plans on recruiting them!

(spoilers oml i can't stress this enough MAJOR spoilers)

Optimus is known for taking valuable teens from their Decepticon familys and turning them into soldiers. Arcee, BumbleBee and Mirage are exactly that. Arcee never plans on talking about her parents, later in the series BumbleBee will talk about his, and Mirage is very open about it. But like-... What the HELL would Optimus do if reader has a child born into being a Autobot?? ESPECIALLY FROM SOME OF HIS CLOSEST RECRUITS MIRAGE AND BEE???

I'm debating now on if he would go two different ways with it... Either he would become an almost fatherly role like he has with BumbleBee, or would be become a drill sergeant roll like he has with Arcee?

Oml- so many idea holy moly- So like... What if- Like- Probably not gonna happen, just a headcannon, but like- What if Bee tries to get the three of them out of being a Autobot? Like, Bee doesn't want the kid to go through the same experience that everyone has, so he finds a way to just... Get them out of there? Holy crap, that would make such a good ending for the series... Omg... Stimming omg...

#holy moly #so excited #i got VERY excited seeing a long post in my inbox #I LOVE it when you guys are just as obsessed as I am #all of you kiss me #right now #just a smooch come on please #i'll suck your toes? #what do you want baby i got you #you want your dick sucked? #okay lemme tye up my hair two seconds baby i got you #omg so happy #i'm like smiling so big #oml #stimming #so happ #god i love asks #related to fmod

[deus-ex-mona]

why can’t this week just end alreadyyyyyyy

#rant about the week incomin’ in the tags bc ‘complaining’ is my unofficial middle name #this week has *not* been my week so far and it’s only wednesday morning #my horrible week commenced on sunday night when i was unable to sleep bc my pillow was oriented wrong #thus i had a grand total of 1 hour of sleep which was not very poggers tbh. so i tried to sleep on the train but… #the guy next to me??? kept swaying to lean on my shoulder??? so i hunched over to avoid physical contact but he just landed on my back?? #so that sucked balls. i kept having to wake up to push him away with my bag and then trying to go back to sleep. #but then!!! just as i fell asleep after one such instance!!! the guy’s phone alarm went off????? like?? why???? why would you set an alarm?? #we’re on a friggin train mannnnn!!!!! why did you have to set an alarm????????????? #and ofc when the dude finally alighted (and i was asleep) he just *had* to jab me in the side with his elbow when he got up. ಠ_ಠ #so that’s how i knew the rest of the week was gonna be just ✨peachy✨ #anyways manning 2 workstations (+ 1 bonus ‘mini’ workstation) on 1h of sleep isn’t very fun. esp if you’re incompetent af like me #and ofc there just had to be problems too. like the printers couldn’t print (and the systems crashed everytime i tried to print something) #and this sample running software kept closing itself in the middle of running samples so that was a pain to deal with #and tuesday (yesterday) wasn’t much better. in fact it was ✨worse✨. none of the 2 workstations could get started till like 10am and aaaaaa— #to make matters worse i had stubbed my toe so badly in the morning that my skin tore. so walking was ✨much pain✨ as well :( #and ofc yesterday had to be the one day where i had to walk back and forth an unnecessarily high number of times >:( sadded #and ofc they *had* to have an hour-long meeting about something or other towards the end of the workday when i had yet to eat my lunch >:( #(fell asleep during the meeting though bc it was boring as balls whoops) #and i could only take a half-hour break after that >:((( i wanted my full hour dammitttttttt #and ofc it was raining when i left and ofc it took like 25 mins for me to hail a taxi on this booking app bc i didn’t want to take the train #and ofccccc i misheard the taxi driver when he arrived and he roasted my chinese speaking skills. and ofcccc we were caught in a traffic jam #(i had a really nice hour long nap in the cab though so thanks traffic jam) #and thus ended my terrible 2 past weekdays. i’m drained af and it’s *only* wednesday morning????!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i’m mentally looping anzu no uta (imascg) to cope. ‘nu-uh i don’t wanna work’ so true anzu #i just wanna sleeeeeeep and wake up this weekend or sth idk it’s too early in the year for this #it is suiyoubi my dudes #may spam self-rb my monster-length character image/gif posts later to cope. you have been warned

[taldigi]

sometimes Im adverse to being called a PV stan because im not all that enthused about the PV over any other precanon content.

but then sometimes I see people just absolutely lay shit on them and it's like damn, fuck yeah PV, actually.

#anyone who thinks classic felix is fathom or that fathom is a “PV reference” can absolutey go suck toes #also yall dont get to call people idiots or demean people for liking PV and/or Felinette when you guys think Adrien or Luka are good people

[the-starlight-papers]

I’m so tired of my physics lab group because it’s me and then a bunch of guys who went to the same Christian high school in the same town as my university and they just talk about guns all the time.

Today one guy was telling a story about his cousin who’s in Communications so the professors are more liberal so she has to deal with them “talking about pronouns and crap.” Same guy has a sticker on his phone that says “I support FREE SPEECH not ~POLITICAL CORRECTNESS~”

Of course they were all talking about the Citadel shooting in Nashville too and how the shooter was trans.

@the-starlight-papers

#idk if it’s better or worse than my engineering class with the professor who makes a decent number of off color jokes #and is constantly toeing the line of what would get him reported to administration #some guy in engineering class today literally said ‘I’m racist’ and even that professor was like 😬 #engineering ​professor also told some kid who was mouthing off that ‘you make me wish I wasn’t pro life’ #engineering professor then started joking that he was going to snap one day because of said kid and then asked us where we would run #I hate engineering sometimes because it’s majority male and majority white #so some people feel like they can just say anything #idk if I’ve mentioned this but I got to college in the south and my school has literally stopped naming residence halls after peopld #and also buildings #they’re all named after their geographic locations #ie Hilltop East and Hilltop West or South English Building #(those are all made up btw but the real ones are basically the same idea) #it also sucks sometimes because sometimes I’m in a student engineering team lab working on a project #and then the guy I’m in the lab working with alone is looking at a flyer for a transphobic speaker coming to campus #in the groupme for the organization that’s bringing him #and then I have to worry about is it safe for me to work on this project with this guy #and it’s been fine so far mostly because we either talk about the project or classes or nothing at all #and I don’t want to join the women in engineering clubs because I’m not a woman #and for my engineering team I’m worried I’ll be the token trans person and they’ll want to put me in their social media outreach or somethin #which maybe if we were back in my home state I’d agree #but here heck no #like I’m fine 95% of the time and then there’s the 5% of the time that makes me realize that what’s acceptable here is fucked up sometimes #and I should probably start standing up to some of these people and saying something #but also I have to keep working with these people and I want to make working with them as painless as possible #there’s been other things lately that have been fucked up too that are kinda specific to the point where I can’t share them here #but yeah #anyways psa to any NMS reading this #if you’re looking at going to a college that offers really generous full rides to all NMS #think about why they’re so desperate to get good student to come to their school