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alarriefantasy · 3 years

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Hi, all! So it seems that the wonderful AO3 user - objectlesson - aka on tumblr as - horsegirlharry - has sadly deleted their fics. I have only a few saved in my files, but there are some I would really love to possess, if anyone has them? I would really appreciate it if you would message me and let me know! :)

Also, I am posting the whole list of amazing stories they shared for our fandom, and I am marking (with an asterisk*) the ones that I have myself, in case anyone else would like them too! <3

Silver White Winters

by objectlesson

In which Louis catches a cloud and pins it down.

Words: 5106, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

I Must Confess (I Still Believe)

by objectlesson

Louis shrugs, eyes on the road. “You look cute in the blazer, too,” she says nonchalantly, and what the fucking fuck, what is Harry supposed to think?

“You probably do, too, but I wouldn’t know because I don’t even think you own one? Do you ever actually wear the entire uniform?” she asks, deflecting.

“Not since freshman year!” Louis boasts proudly. “They stopped giving me demerits because it’s, like, a lost cause. I literally haven’t seen my blazer in three years, I just borrow Veronica’s when I walk into Mass.” Her grin is very cheeky and bright, and she’s squinting in the sun, aviators pushed up into the overgrown auburn shag of her hair. The horizon is hazy and pink-orange as dark sneaks up on them, the air smelling of sprinkler water and BBQ smoke from people leaching the last warmth of October before summer’s gone for good. Harry feels alive with possibility, eyes watering as she smiles at Louis, unable to stop. She wrinkles her nose like it’ll somehow hide the way it looks on her face to be in love.

Or, Harry is the new girl at an all girl Catholic Girl’s School, and Louis is the unattainable, dashing senior who changes her forever.

Words: 44304, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Powerless (and I Don’t Care It’s Obvious)

by objectlesson

“Oh no, Lou, don’t make me laugh,” he whimpers. His Ribena-purple mouth twists into a glorious, breakable shape, and Louis’s heart stops. He should not be getting turned on by Harry’s full-bladder discomfort, his little twitches, his hips-stuttering. And yet.

Words: 4090, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

The Pink Ghost of Princess Park

by objectlesson

The thought of the vibrator does not go away. It’s sitting there collecting dust all through January, and every time Harry and Louis have to leave town for a press event or a show or to record or what have you, they come back home, and it’s still there, the Pink Ghost of Princess Park, the fucking glittery haunting that Harry cannot stop thinking of Louis stuffing up his arse.

Words: 7556, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

*Life Saver

by objectlesson

Nerd Boy’s giant, dorky, adorable hand shoots into the air. Louis notices he has chipped red polish on a few of his nails and some tattered friendship-looking bracelets, like the sort you make in camp, and he might hear the distant chime of wedding bells. He thought he didn’t even believe in marriage because it’s, like, oppressive and heteronormative or whatever, but that was before Styles, Harry (Harry Styles!!! What an absurd, wonderful name! What a perfect thing to scrawl in the margins of all his notebooks surrounded in hearts!) appeared in the bio lab at his new school and ruined all his principles forever.

or, Louis is a sweetheart punk with a theater background and a heart of gold, Harry is an inexperienced nerd who plays by the rules. Classmates, lab partners, and eventually friends, what happens when Louis knows he’s in love, but doesn’t know how tell Harry?

Words: 14809, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Even Your Honey Dew

by objectlesson

It probably says something about Harry that he’s so obsessed with another omega’s arse.

Words: 9512, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

What a Heavenly Way To Die

by objectlesson

She’s thought about it a lot, and two big things seem to be holding her back, aside from the uncontrollable paralysis that overtakes her body every time she so much as tries to sneak a hand under the waistband of Harry’s knickers.

Or, Louis is afraid to do stuff to Harry, who has done a lot of stuff to her.

Words: 8052, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

A Firm Believer and a Warm Receiver

by objectlesson

a few months ago, Louis had his first heat. It was no big deal, aside from it being awkward and weird and all the other things it was supposed to be. He figured he would present as an omega, so he wasn’t exactly surprised or anything.

But then, last week, Harry had his first heat, too.

Or, the omega/omega sleepover fic no one asked for but y'all really, really need.

Words: 10895, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

You’ll Know What Makes The World Turn

by objectlesson

Sometimes, when things are messy and they have more than a few weeks apart, they need the reminder. It’s comforting to have stars to map your course by.

or, Harry’s blue bandana is a day collar.

Words: 4624, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Sing You Butterflies

by objectlesson

Louis stares for a moment before some primal sympathetic force in him activates. He has to help this boy. He can hardly walk, and he seems so young (yet ageless, beyond age, like a sea turtle or a parrot or a tree or something else odd and magical), and on top of all that, he has body glitter clinging to his skin, like that roll-on stuff his sisters used to use as preteens, only pink-gold and twice as thick. It’s, like, professional grade. He’s also wearing grass- and dirt-stained pink silk women’s underwear, so maybe he’s from London. Maybe he’s a drag queen who crawled all the way from a nightclub in Soho just to save Louis from his horribly mundane and woefully heterosexual neighbours out here in the middle of nowhere.

or, Harry’s a clumsy unicorn who accidentally stomps on a witch’s garden and is turned into a human as punishment, so he wanders into a nearby village covered in glitter, still figuring out how to walk on two feet, and meets the fairy-tale-fine Louis, who has to teach him how to live as a human and stop him from eating soap.

Words: 22701, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Holy

by objectlesson

She deserves not to be so goddamned put together all the time. Being in the world’s biggest and highest exposure girlband means she’s never seen without a flat stomach, a spray tan, contouring, eyelash extensions, the whole of her body inescapably toned and plucked and waxed so frequently she genuinely forgot what fucking color her own pubes are. Louis wants to eat burgers and smoke weed and be twenty three. She wants to wake up with Harry and spend the whole day in bed fingering each other because they finally don’t have to have goddamn acrylic nails for once. She wants to grow her pubes out. She wants to lounge around in a posh, red-velvet High Hefner robe.

Or, Louis is dressed like a fucking queen, Harry’s begging please.

Words: 6608, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Only One I Dream Of: A Drabble Collection

by objectlesson

A collection of all the m/m One Direction drabbles and timestamps I’ve written on tumblr, so my readers on here aren’t missing out!

Words: 5164, Chapters: 5/13, Language: English

Diamonds in the Moonlight

by objectlesson

The 70s au where Harry is a rich girl stuck in the suburbs who thinks she loves Shaun Cassidy, and Louis is the skater who breaks into her backyard and changes everything forever.

Words: 16136, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

In the Heat of the Night

by objectlesson

“You’re sleeping with me, obviously,” Harry says then, pausing to regard Louis with a funny expression, nose wrinkled and brows drawn tight. “Don’t tell me you thought that I’d let you freeze out here!? Absolutely not! C’mon, the bedroom’s cozy, I dragged a space heater out.”

Louis wants to protest about as badly as she wants to sleep next to Harry Styles, which is a lot. Too much.

Or, Louis is the only butch in London with a truck and Harry needs to move a couch.

Words: 7726, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Once Upon a Dream

by objectlesson

“M’not gonna half-ass our fake relationship,” Louis almost snaps, voice sharp with a defensive edge, like Harry wandered too close to a bruise with needy fingers. “Now kiss me again. We’re gonna make every shitty tourist here wish they had stayed in the Midwest. We’re gonna burn Disneyland down with our gay. ”

Harry shuts his eyes and opens his mouth, because he can’t fucking say no to Louis.

Or, a fake dating AU where everyone is lying and they happen to be at the Happiest Place on Earth.

Words: 16643, Chapters: ½, Language: English

From Now Until Forever

by objectlesson

The girls go to Britney Nite and Louis wears Juicy track pants and Harry is not ok.

Niall takes the pint glass back from Harry and takes a swig, regarding her over the rim knowingly. “You’re nervous,” she observes with a grin. “Because you’re gonna get drunk at a gay bar with Louis, and you haven’t told her yet that you wanna marry her.”

“Oh, my god, stop,” Harry scolds, hiding her face in her hands, everything suddenly hot and shivery. “It’s not that,” she adds, even though it most definitely is.

“Then…you’re excited to see Louis in a schoolgirl skirt and bra? Covered in that body glitter that smells like cotton candy?” Niall presses, waggling her eyebrows, making Harry blush at the mere thought of Louis’s golden skin shimmering and sticky under club lights.

Words: 9223, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Hello, Heaven (you are tunnel-lined with yellow lights

by objectlesson

“Oh, yeah?” Harry asks, playing dumb as he helps Louis out of his coat before hanging it up. “A new phone charger? Mine’s still broken, the electrical tape didn’t work.”

Louis makes a face at him, all arched brows and tongue pressed into cheek. “Oh a phone charger? Is that what you need?” he quips lightly, voice high and lilting in this sing-song way that’s so, so high and gentle that it’s scary. He’s putting on a show for Harry, and Harry’s thrilled with it, already shivery and hot-cheeked because Louis got him something naughty, and they’re talking about it without really talking about it, wrapping it up in layers of mundanity and domesticity, still so excited to play the role of two Adults living in their new Adult flat in London that they bought with their own money from the X Factor. Harry’s living an unimaginably glamourous life so suddenly, and Louis and his gifts are right in the middle of it, the heart of his every dream.

Or, Louis buys Harry things sometimes.

Words: 2988, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Dream About That Casual Touch

by objectlesson

And that was the first thing Louis noticed about her. Not her nipples, or not only her nipples, anyway, but the fact that she was so confident with her body and didn’t seem to care that her tits were sort of soft and floppy and uneven or that she had a little roll of pudge around her hips that poked over the top of her jeans when she wore crop tops. She wore what she wanted to wear whether or not it was in fashion or technically even flattering; her hair was always messy, she only wore makeup half the time, and she seemed to like heeled boots even if she was already fairly tall and they made her tower over the boys. Louis always thought it was so fucking sexy how unconcerned Harry seemed with what people thought of her, how comfortable she was in her own skin. That by itself seemed like a sort-of gay thing, so Louis kept a remote, careful eye on her, hoping to one day see something else that blipped her radar.

Or, Louis and Harry fuck up two dates before they finally get it right.

Words: 7678, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

*Smoke Dreams from Smoke Rings

by objectlesson

“When I get a craving?” Louis says, “You have to help me chase it away. Distract me”

Oh. Harry can think of about one hundred different ways to distract Louis Tomlinson. One hundred better uses for his mouth, for example. “Erm,” he squeaks, well aware of the fact that he’s grinning and dimpling and blushing all at once, his whole face a suddenly mortifying warzone of transparent emotion. “How?”

“By hitting my arm as hard as you can,” Louis announces, holding out the arm in question. It bridges the gap between them, stiff and expectant, and Harry stares, not entirely sure if Louis’s being serious, if this is some prank that he isn’t clever enough to understand, or if the promise of touching Louis under any circumstances is so titillating that he just can’t process it. Louis rolls up the sleeve of his hoodie then, revealing his pale inner arm in maddening increments, pushing Harry somewhere between drooling and vomiting, he isn’t sure which. He just knows that his mouth is flooded, and the barely-there ghost of Louis’s veins through his skin is the prettiest thing that he’s ever seen. “Go on, hit me,” Louis orders. “Don’t be shy,”

or, Louis enlists Harry to help him with his bad habit.

Words: 18116, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Black Stars and Endless Seas

by objectlesson

Or, A Star Trek Original Series AU where Lt. Styles is a young science officer on his first away mission, and Louis is the headstrong ensign assigned to his security detail, and maybe they would be able to function together professionally in a normal setting, but not when their shuttlecraft crash-lands and they end up marooned together on an improbably and unfairly beautiful planet.

Words: 32246, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English

Rose Garden Dreams

by objectlesson

Harry thinks it’s a fever-induced delirium, at first. After all, she’s been sick in bed for a full forty-eight hours following the Best and Most Important beach trip of her entire life because fate is a cruel and jealous bitch who doesn’t want Harry to go on a date with the girl of her dreams.

or, Harry is sick and Louis comes to visit her.

Words: 9464, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Palms Reflecting in Your Eyes

by objectlesson

Harry visits Louis at his campus and finds a crop on the wall.

Words: 6496, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Wrap You Up in Daisy Chains

by objectlesson

Ten minutes later, an awkward, long-legged, curly-haired, so pale she’s reflective, and so obviously gay-looking Harry Styles is sitting shotgun next to Louis in a bikini, denim cut-offs, and heart-framed sunnies.

Or, Harry and Louis and a too-small bathing suit.

Words: 10613, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

To Keep the Night From Ending

by objectlesson

It doesn’t always feel real to kiss in the dark, Harry guesses. He wants it to feel real. He wants it to be the realest thing, burnt indelibly into his skin.

Or, Harry and Louis take a night swim.

Words: 5036, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Good Enough to Eat

by objectlesson

“Fuck,” Harry mumbles, shuffling. “You won’t give me shit for it? It’s sorta weird.”

“No,” Louis breathes. “Promise.”

“Okay. I just…fuck, I can’t believe I’m telling you this,” Harry whimpers, and he must be blushing because Louis can feel waves of heat coming off him, his embarrassment a hot, palpable thing. “So, like…I love rimming videos. Nothing makes me come harder,” he admits, covering his face with his hands so his voice comes out muffled and strangled.

It takes Louis a few seconds to process, to mentally rifle through his Pornhub search history and remember what rimming even is; Harry has him so stupid he can’t keep stuff straight. His ears ring, and then it hits him, and, oh, fuck. His stomach turns and tightens so quickly he’s gasping, an audible and shameful scrape of air in the dark. “You…really?” he chokes out.

Or, Harry is convinced he’s never gonna be able to try his favorite porn fantasy on a real boy, and Louis offers to remedy this.

Words: 6722, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Grenadine Sunshine

by objectlesson

Harry’s only sixteen, it shows right now, and Louis wants…he wants so many things. He wants to taste the faint, sugary ghost of lip gloss, he wants to cup Harry’s face between his palms and swipe the shimmery wet shadows from beneath his eyes. He wants to show him everything he knows, even though he doesn’t know anything about this, about kissing boys or flirting with them or doing their makeup or even showing them it’s okay to want to wear makeup in the first place. Still, Louis just wants, wants and wants and wants. It’s what Harry does to him.

Words: 18067, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Only Angel

by objectlesson

Louis pops his hip out, looking down at Harry from beneath the cut of his fringe sassily. “How do I look?”

Harry…Harry doesn’t have words, not really. He sits there on the floor with a half-hard cock, gazing up at this taller, scarier version of Louis with wide eyes. “Like I want you to spin-kick me in the face,” he admits after a moment, shakily inhaling. “You look…really good.”

Or, Louis finds a pair of heels that fit, and Harry wants to be ruined, as per usual.

Words: 6599, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Someone Who Knows How To Ride

by objectlesson

Harry gives Louis a lap dance. Or, at least, he tries to.

Words: 5114, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Copper Kiss

by objectlesson

Harry’s not allowed to fly back to the UK without marks to remember Louis by.

Words: 4604, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

You Drive Me Crazy ( I Just Can’t Sleep)

by objectlesson

The first time Louis ends up in Harry’s bed is a total accident.

Words: 18520, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Christmas Without You

by objectlesson

It’s Christmas Eve and Harry misses Louis so badly he might be going little crazy.

Words: 5639, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Vinyl and Lace

by objectlesson

Harry tries on a skirt in the X Factor dressing room as a joke. Louis doesn’t think it’s very funny.

Words: 7541, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Touch of My Hand

by objectlesson

Words: 3104, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Tour Bus Sex, Bus Sex, PWP, Up All Night Tour, Uan era, Canon Compliant, baby boyfriends in love, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Established Relationship

Born to Make You Happy

by objectlesson

Harry makes a quiet vow to himself that he will be the very best girlfriend Louis has ever had, even if he never actually gets to be Louis’s girlfriend.

Words: 25662, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Taste of a Poison Paradise

by objectlesson

Louis notices Harry’s mouth right away.

Words: 9894, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

A Little Love (is better than none)

by objectlesson

It’s supposed to be no strings attached sex, but Harry’s in love with beauty and tragedy and Louis Tomlinson so there might actually a few strings they’re not talking about.

Or, alternately, the four times they fuck and don’t kiss, and one time they fuck and do (with a few more times thrown in because I’m a mess and know how to write short fics).

Words: 15074, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

*Take Me Under the Blue

by objectlesson

Louis hasn’t even seen his legs yet. He doesn’t know how they work or how long they’ll be. Maybe they won’t suit the rest of Harry at all, and he’ll have to grow into them or something. It doesn’t matter; Louis has loved Harry for a year with scales, so he can’t imagine wonky legs putting a damper on his attraction.

He supposes he’ll just have to find out. In the meantime, he wonders how the fuck he got here, in his squelching wellies about to save the love of his life from the sea and take him to bed and bang him for the very first time.

It’s sort of a long story.

Words: 19011, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

#deleted fics #objectlesson #horsegirlharry #larry fics #larry stylinson #larry fic rec

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slasherscream · 5 years

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you really did the lord's work by making that billy x black fem!reader x stu fic! love you 💕

A/N: this was not a request and yet the sheer kindness of popping in just for a compliment like this?? i'm soft with love.

billy loomis x black fem!reader x stu macher ft. that's it .... that's the whole concept ( but this time meeting your family )

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You think you've lost your damn mind. No, actually you're sure you're sure you've finally cracked because what other explanation is there for this?

The boys are the first ones to bring it up. Specifically, "I have trust, mommy, and abandonment issues" Loomis. He's a triple threat. The whole package. You've all been together for a long while now and he wants to know why they haven't met your family yet.

You've met his father (who his relationship with is a little tense at times but ...still)? You've met Stu's parents? Stu's Mom loves you! Y'all even have lunch together sometimes and gossip. When are they gonna meet your family?

Before he can put anymore base and accusation in his voice that will get him #Got ... Stu steps in (angel he is). They just wanna meet the people who made you so amazing, babe! C'mon, it'll go great!

God help you, you must be going crazy because you actually agree to it.

You tell your family that you're going to be bringing home your partners. Yes, you've told them they're white and yes you've told them there's ... two of them. You wanted to tell them over the phone so they wouldn't be able to flip on you but you decided to not do that in the end. They don't freak out as much as you thought they would. Which is a plus.

You give it a month though where you slowly begin to talk about them more. Mentioning them in how your day was. Dropping references to them. It's all a slow warming up exercise.

All the while you can tell Billy is still annoyed and feeling insecure because he's been extra bitchy lately and there have been more murders.

He's just coming back from one, stomping around your damn house and slamming doors. You'd ask him what bills he pays to be acting like that but then he'd only get pissy at Stu too, who is the one who is paying most of the rent (or his parents are anyways ...details).

He stops when he hears that you're on the phone with your Mom. Not out of common courtesy or politeness, you know that much. He stops because he's a nosy ass and wants to eavesdrop and he can't do that if he's banging cabinets. But you just keeping doing what you're doing and ignoring him.

"Yeah, Mama I'm alright school's got me bugging but My boys? Oh they're fine! Thanks for asking. Billy's been a little grouchy lately but we both love him plenty so he'll get over himself soon."

Oh well now he feels bad. Stu drifts by him laughing and comes to join you on the couch, "Hey Mrs. L/N!"

"Stu? Is that you? What have you been up to, young man?" because Stu wasn't being such a baby and lowkey ignoring you he's actually been talking with your Mother over the phone too.

Billy comes to join you both on the couch ten minutes later. With a smile you cover your speaker, "Wanna talk to her? She's been wanting to talk to you but you've been ignoring me and shit so-"

"Just uncover the phone." He snaps and yet he's leaning on and across Stu so he can hold your hand. That's about as much apology as you're gonna get probably. Although you'll probably be getting some of your favorite candy and snacks from the store later, totally unrelated to this incident.

Billy can be charming when he wants and he really wants to charm your Mother. By the end of the call you guys have all been ordered to dinner this weekend. Don't you guys skip out on her!

You know your Mother so you physically scream when you hang up and cover the two in kisses. She likes them! She actually likes them! What were you so worried about again?

Billy is now playing it cool like he knew he'd be able to win over your family and wasn't getting very upset at the mere thought of alternatives.

That fake confidence dies Friday night and you all have an actual conversation like adults (gasp) where you talk about your feelings (gag). You weren't hiding them from your family? Nothing will change if they don't like us?

It's actually really nice and you all wind up having make-up sex tbh.

Stu is the calmest person day of. Has already purchased a nice wine to bring. You made a dish to bring so that your Mom doesn't have to cook too much and you're gonna say Billy helped you with it (you'd never, in reality, let him touch your food).

Billy has to be the one to drive even though he's so nervous that y'all definitely do not #Want Him To Do That. But he needs to feel in control so-

When you get there you all sit in the car for ten minutes and Stu takes the initiative to get Billy calm by making him make a plan like they do before their murders. You join in because shit! If it works it works.

It works. Billy gets through the in-person introductions flawlessly. You thought his hands had been shaking in the car but apparently not.

Your dad is very wary of them tbh and doesn't quite know what to do with himself.

You start helping your Mom in the kitchen and she proceeds to shoo the boys out insisting y'all don't need help and should be "guy bonding".

You did not want them to do that. Never heard a worse suggestion in your fucking life. You wanted them in eyesight where you could watch them at all times. You and Billy exchange a look behind your Mom's back like.

Seems you were both depending on the idea of being together the whole night. Panic! Stu again, is the one to be chill. Kisses your cheek and sweeps into the living room to join your Dad with Billy being dragged under his arm.

Your Mother thinks it's important that if anything is gonna happen, it might as well happen early in the night! She says it so cheerfully you think you'll pass out.

Your boys walk into the room and find you Father flicking through channels endlessly. He tries to smile at them but it looks like a grimace. They grimace back. They sit in silence. Just the sound of the channel changing. This is fine.

When he settles on something they kinda assumed it would be sports or something. He turns on a horror movie. They both sigh in relief, "you like scary movies?"

You were trying to listen into the living room waiting for sounds of shouting and fighting but they never come. Eventually (don't hover honey it'll be fine) your Mother let's you bring them drinks. Your voice is high pitched with stress like a step-ford wife about to snap when you walk into the room carrying the tray, "how are my favorite men in the world doing in here?"

Lowkey that's you asking them if they need a rescue? But they're all in here laughing and shit while Billy and your Dad are passionately discussing the horror movie on screen that looks very b-rated. Your Dad is insisting it's one of the classics. Billy is clearly disgusted at the opinion but loves debating and arguing so (he fits right into the family) he's having fun. Stu is just watching the two go at it.

When you leave for the night they're already calling your Mother by her first name and your Dad nods them goodbye while smiling. Plans have been made to meet up again sometime this month.

Billy gets kissed silly by you and Stu once your parents have walked in the house (and stopped peaking out the window). You don't know what you two were expecting of him but it wasn't for him to suddenly be a professional at getting parents to like him.

You catch the two on your phone next month after you come out the shower talking to your Mother like they all just chill on the weekends and internally begin to scream.

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#billy loomis x reader x stu macher #stu macher x reader #billy loomis x reader #stu macher imagine #billy loomis imagine #slasher x reader #black!reader #gotta make a black guy!reader one for them soon #catch me slacking in these streets? NEVER #this one is siLLY AND I HAD TO LAUGH BECAUSE #imagine bringing these two home to black parents....bru.....you'd be one dead son of a bitch i tell you that-#we don't need realism here so we're gonna pretend being poly is on the same level of being gay on this blog #in terms of people accepting it #your fam: welll ... i GUESS ....but why are they white though-#this is that ...college feel lmao #stu had the group braincell during this

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sweetiecelin · 5 years

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The Hunter’s Girl (Sam x Reader)

Chapter 1

“Sam?” A familiar voice spoke from behind the brothers.

“(Y/n), thank god you still-” Sam started but was cut off.

“Get the hell away from here. You got the hell outta Dodge the first time, do it again.”

(Y/n) shoved through the brothers and made a beeline for the door, but Sam jogged after her and grabbed a tight hold on her wrist,”Please, just listen, I just wanna talk.”

“You just wanna talk? Get your hand the hell off of me before I break it, Samuel.” (Y/n) spoke intending to keep her promise.

Sam quickly let go,” Please (Y/n), let me and my brother help- talk to you. We’re gonna try and save lives, bare with us.”

(Y/n) met his pleading eyes with a glare that could kill him, “ No. If you don’t get off my property, you and your dear brother will get arrested.”

She leaned close to his ear,” Don’t forget that I have friends in high places, Sam. I don’t like you, so they don’t like you; Don’t forget it.”

She turned on her heel and unlocked the door, “Oh and Dean, hope your brother told you about me.”

As soon as the door closed behind her, Sam turned facing his brother with a sour face, “Don’t tell me… she’s a werewolf?”

“No, close human raised with the wolves.”

Dean looked at his brother, “Like Tarzan?” Sam nodded his direction of the car. Dean took the hint and started on his way, “So definitely like Tarzan.”

“No, No, she isn’t like Tarzan. She’s like a werewolf, she is going to protect the leader with everything she’s got.”

“So did you two…?” Dean questioned once the car doors closed.

“Almost, one night. The night you called.”

“Did I y’know, interrupt?” Dean asked, suddenly more interested.

“Not that it matt-” Sam started coughing, what came up made Dean chuckled.

“So, I did interrupt, man I-” Dean started.

Sam rolled his eyes, “It doesn’t matter okay? She’s moved on with her life, probably.”

Dean started the car and pulled out, heading to the local diner, “There’s always a chance that she didn’t. How knows Sammy, she could be your true love.”

“Shut up, Dean. She and I are too different to even make it work; She was raised by werewolves and they respect her, I’m a hunter and- and it just won’t work.”

“It worked before didn’t it?”

(Y/n) was in the kitchen dancing to the radio as she cooked breakfast, she wanted to make sure that Sam’s morning was better than the past few. He looked like he had been to Hell and back a few times, she decided that Mama Maggie’s famous hangover breakfast can help his nightmares. She had heard him crying out for a man named Dean in his sleep.

Sam had walked in on (Y/n) dancing in the kitchen in a thin tank top and men's boxer shorts, “Is this your morning ritual?”

(Y/n) squeaked and jumped out of her skin, “Fuck! Jesus, you scared me, Sam!”

Sam raised his hands in a defensive manner and chuckled, “Heh, sorry it’s a habit to move around quietly.”

“So…. how’d you sleep last night? You’ve woken me up if you needed anything, you know that right?” (Y/n) quickly said trying to make her guest comfortable, but failing miserably.

“I slept fine. Um, thanks for letting me sleep here for now.”

(Y/n) offered Sam a gentle smile “It’s fine. Going through a loss can be tough of people. Even the strongest tend to break.”

“So, if you want I can try and get a job and pay rent as much as I can to help out you know?”

“Decided you’re going to stay?” (Y/n)’s smile never changing,

“Heh, yeah, I’m thinking about stay settling down for a few months.” He confessed, looking at her.

“What are you good at?” She spoke trying to help him.

“Um, I’m good at manual labor, people, I guess. Nothing else comes to mind.”

“Ya like books?”

Sam nodded, “Yeah, I kind’ve got a love for reading..”

“My buddy who owns the best bookstore in town is looking for some help around the store. Look I know this sounds like something a teenager would accept but he pays well.”

“I guess, I’ll look into.”

“My bar also has an opening- Well it isn’t really my bar it’s owned by a kind woman, I just help manage it.”

Sam got taken out of his daydream, with Dean snapping his fingers in front of his face.

“Dude, snap out of it. You good? Because we’re at the diner.”

Sam sighed, ”Can’t you just go in and get the food? I’ll wait here.”

“No. C’mon Sammy, we’re not going to have you spun out of whack by some chick.” Dean hopped out of the car and waited by the front of it until Sam hopped out.

“Fine, Dean! Let’s just get this over with.” Sam got out of the car and entered the diner and the whole place fell silent.

Tracy, one of the pack members, walked up to the brothers with a fake smile plastered on her lips, “If you could kindly pick a seat, one of our staff with shortly assist you, hunters.”

Once that word left her tongue, the older male, members of the pack started growling lowly at the men. Sam sent a pleading look in Tracy’s direction.

“C’mon Tracy, don’t do this.”

“Do what? Make sure you hurt, just like (Y/n) did once you left without a trace? I think I’ll keep doing this, you son of a-”

“Tracy!” Henry’s alpha voice boomed through the diner, ”We don’t treat people like this, no matter how many times they hurt us.”

“But, Hen- Alpha, he hu-”

“He hurt (Y/n) I know, but she isn’t pack of the pack. The rules don’t apply to her.”

Tracy rolled her eyes, then glared at the brothers, “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Including hunters and Pack Alpha. We respectfully ask you to leave our establishment.”

Henry placed a hand on Sam’s back,”Don’t worry, we can dine at the bar. Like old times, Sam.”

(Y/n) and Sam had strolled into the bar. (Y/n) smiled at the bartender and the barflies that had been there since opening.

“Hey, Josie. You know that favor that you owe me?” (Y/n) smiled widely at the bartender.

“You finally calling it in?” The older women teased.

“Well, I thought it was about time, after what.. Fourteen years? My friend Sam here needs a job.”

Josie sighed “Not hiring at the moment hun.”

“C’mon Jos, Kathy ain’t gonna be lifting the heavy packages with that baby of hers, then her maternity leave.”

“You good at bartending, child?” Josie questioned skeptically.

Sam nodded,” Yes, ma’am, A family friend used to run a bar a few years ago, my brother and I used to help out when it got to busy.”

“Mmm, I guess you’re qualified enough. You start tomorrow night.”

Henry and the Winchester Brothers entered the bar and the normal buzz of Joe’s was almost nonexistent. Josie glanced at the large men.

“What can I get you, boys?” She asked in an easy-going manner.

“Hey Mama Jo, could we get three home-grill burgers and three beers?”

“Of course… coming right up.” Josie turned around and gave the simple order to the cook and gave the men the beers.

“Now, Samuel Winchester, why did you decide to come back?”

Sam choked on his beer “A case… the mur-” Dean had kicked his brother's leg “What the hell man?”

“What? I did nothing.”

“Now, Y'all working a murder case in our town? Now that I think of it some patrons the past couple of weeks gave me a weird feeling.” Josie continued.

Dean glanced at the woman “What did you mean?”

“A couple of rough looking guys gave me an odd feeling. They felt like they had a certain motive.”

“(Y/n) say anything to you about it?”

“No, now that you say that, they were stalking her and a few other humans like they were prey. If anything those are-”

Henry cut her off “New members of the pack. Came here a few weeks ago, asked if they could join, some hunters killed their pack.”

Josie rolled her eyes “And you believe them? They looked like brutes, I doubt that their pack got easily killed by hunters.”

Dean couldn’t believe what was going on, a couple of werewolves were talking open werewolf business in front of two hunters, and his brother knew about this.

“You guys, uh know that Sammy here and myself are a couple of hunters, right?”

Josie and Henry looked at Dean, with a sarcastic look on their faces.

“Dean and Sam Winchester; saved the world a couple of times, sons of John Winchester, civilian-turned-hunter, and Mary Campbell, raised-hunter. I’ve known who you two are before Sam first sat down here.”

Sam chuckled “She’s like Bobby and Ellen, mixed into one minus the paranoia and hunter thing. She helps whoever needs to be helped.”

(Y/n) entered the bar and sighed “Look what I found. A mutt and a couple of hunters.”

Henry flipped her off without even looking at her “Sucking dick is the only thing you’re good at sweetheart.”

The younger female smiled “I’m also very good at pouring shots, Alpha.”

Josie sighed “(Y/n) apologize, now.”

“You’re not my mother.” (Y/n) snapped back.

“Shut up, I raised you that should be close enough.” Josie teased.

“I’m sorry Samuel.”

Josie sighed “Sorry for what?”

“I’m sorry for being a bitch.”

“Now, Sam apologize.” Henry and Dean both laughed.

Sam blew a raspberry “I shouldn’t apologize.”

Josie reached over the counter and smack the back of Sam’s head “You left her high and dry while you were going steady.”

“Woah, Woah, Woah. We were never going steady.”

“My bad, Y'all were courting each other.”

Henry and Dean just continued laughing. (Y/n) and Sam both looked at them and hit them.

Sam spoke up “Listen, me and (y/n) never gonna happen.”

(Y/n) chuckled “Not what you said the night you left. ‘I think I’m falling in love with you’ ‘I don’t care what others think’ ‘We should be together’.“

“He was only saying those things to get into your pant sweetheart,” Dean spoke while he nursed his beer.

“No duh. No one could ever love a hunter.”

“(Y/n) (M/n) (L/n), take that back.” Josie harshly commanded.

(Y/n) chugged the rest of her beer and got up “No, he doesn’t deserve any apologies, everything he touches gets destroyed.” She stormed out of the establishment and Henry went after her to calm her down.

Sam sighed “I knew we shouldn’t have come back. This is just a mistake, the pack will handle this like they always do.”

He started to get up when Josie spoke up “Sit your ass down, Sam. She’s just being overdramatic. But you are too.”

“How the hell am I being dramatic?” Sam tried to understand.

“Dude, you should’ve tried talking to her reasonably, tried to have understood how she felt after you left,” Dean said without thinking twice. “She must've been heartbroken after the fact that you up and left her leaving only a note behind.”

“Sam, my boy, you’re fucking stupid.” Josie disappointedly sighed.

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14.04 Round-Up

Here, have a Nash-Is-Running-On-Fumes round-up.

Disagree on Salem Ohio. Shoulda gone Indiana. Why would you choose Salem, anyway? Given that this has nothing to do with witchy anything? Wait, does it? [Post-show pseudo-addendum: Nope.]

Shocker. Like, THE Shocker, or... 😳 *ahem*

What is the fixation with giving characters the same/similar names?

[Post-show pseudo-addendum: I get the shtick for the purposes of this episode, not entirely the point, keep reading]

And I'm also not talking about super-duper-common names (Jane, Mary, etc.), I get how those would naturally come up over the course of 13/14 years. I mean they’re fixated on the same names for women that have more than a just-passing-through role.

This chick is Sam, short for Samantha. So why not just call her Samantha? Especially given the tone of their conversation, we don’t typically revert to nicknames when we’re pissed, we typically dial it up to full first names (and for parents, to full first-and-middle). Nope, gotta be "Sam". And he said it three times. Three times in a conversation that maybe lasted a minute, to make sure we got it.

WE GOT IT

Welcome, Sam-Specifically-Not-Samantha! Meet Anna, Hannah, Anael, Jessica, Jo, Josie, Jody, Jessica, and Jo. Hope you don't die! PS: your hair is phenomenal.

I was about to say - I'd be in my room with all those people running around, too, archangel farts still bouncing around, or no.

So I take it Thundercats is DC property. Learn sumpin’ new every day (I will never need this knowledge)

You know, they *just* had a dinosaur toy come to life in Scooby. Writing wise, wish they'd have just said characters in general coming to life, would've covered the movie/comic spread and all the swag that comes with. Who wrote this? [checks] Oh fuck us, it's Perez.

Fortnite *vomit*

These outfits are fantastic, well-played, wardrobe.

"I don't know who Riley is. But cool." ---> Same, Dean-Who-May-Be-Michael-Faking. Same.

The gif of them ducking down in the car is gonna be precious.

[Post-show pseudo-addendum: Yup]

Why does Sam suddenly not know how to whip his jacket off and put pressure on a wound?

Goddamnit my food got here in time for me to miss the Dean-confronts-thing scene. Thank goodness for giffers and clippers. Though I still haven't gotten my Fluids gif from the Scooby ep. I want that gif.

Stewie is not breathing 27 times per minute. Just hire me. Let me deal with your medical shit. I ain't cheap, but I can be had.

"I like to watch movies where I know the bad guy's gonna lose" ----> gooooood, Perez, you can doooo eeeeeeet (unless that was a script editor’s call, in which case ::sigh::)

See there now, Sam's calling her Samantha. Stewie could’ve just called her "Sam" once, that plus seeing her name come up on his phone is plenty, didn’t need three farging times in less than a minute at the top of the ep. No, I'm not letting this go.

Blood transfusers don't hang out in rando hospital rooms. It just ain't a hang-out, what-if, ya-never-can-tell type of jam.

This ep's pretty much squelched my Michael impersonating Dean option, might have to be in the Michael's hiding in his back molar camp. I say that because this is the most "Dean" he's acted thus far. I mean, I *guess* he could be accessing Dean's memories about the movies, but why lay it on so thick since Sam's not around to witness it? Doesn't matter, I don't know why I'm even going down this road, I don't trust this writer's room in the least to have a carefully crafted plan that they've shared with Jensen. Well, it's beyond trust - Jensen all but said it in that interview (go find it yourselves, I'm sleepy, and this sammich ain't gonna eat itself, but I love you)

I really want Samantha's hair, and now her flannel shirt. I like her and her personality about a million times more than Maggie, why couldn't she be Maggie? OH SHIT. Samantha - I forgot to introduce you to two more members of the name game club, here's Magda and Maggie. [Post-show pseudo-addendum thanks to astute Nashooligan] We would also like to introduce you to Amelia and Amelia and also the Name Game Sorority’s den mother, Millie, who we aren’t quite sure should be included but are hedging our bets. Could be Millicent or Melissa, sure, but why not complete an Amelia trifecta? ---> I’m about to digress with a side note that has nothing to do with this ep, I just want to further cement how much you should trust my judgment: in my big story, this name shit infuriates me so much, it was a factor I considered when constructing Millie’s background. I made Millie come from a slightly posh background on her British mother’s side, and a military family life courtesy of her high-ranking American father. I searched for names that the nickname “Millie” could evolve from that I thought would sound appropriate with this somewhat upper-crust lifestyle, so I made her real name be Emeline (Em-ah-lynn for me, though I’ve heard the last part with a long “i”, too) which is a sweet and classy oldie-goldie jam I wish would come back. It’s Brit-y for her mom, allows for her dad to be the only one who calls her Millie til Henry comes along. Her brothers call her “Em”, which annoys her mom. My psychiatrist’s front office girl has this name (except double-M) but insists on going by “Em”. Not “Emma”, not “Emme”. Em. (As in Auntie Em, I just had a fever dream about little people who give out candy, and grown men dressed in costumes who like skipping down roads with young girls, and trees that throw apples, and flying monkeys, which are cool, but still.) I have found her to be idiotic in several respects over the years, and this decision was not a point in her favor. There, I’m done.

Stewie's respirations are not 115 per minute.

(I'm looking at the bottom feed, btw, in case you're wondering. His heart rate and rhythm is up near the top, BP would be bottom left and would be 2 numbers, and O2 sats max at 100. Also not art line nor ICP. I'll get a better look in gifs but pretty sure it's supposed to be his resps. Or else it is the sats and somebody's gotten their butterfingers on the training module. I mean regardless of their intent, 29 to 115′s a helluva spread for any vital sign unless it’s your heart rate whilst I’m doing CPR because straight up, I do happen to get after it pretty fierce when the occasion has arisen. Anyway, they are ass at this. All they have to do is ask. When Nashville the show was still in production, they asked us shit all the time. I’m revealing too much of my secret identity. Moving on.)

This is great, the cutting between movie and real life, high-five to editing.

Sam and Samantha are legit adorable in that scene.

HAHAHAHA hesitation elbow.

Nice cut to the movie commercial. I don't care for the reusing of all the same clips we just saw, I can't imagine there weren't extra little pieces of discarded scenes for editing to choose from, so... but otherwise, I dig it.

Thankfully, the M.E.’s stainless steel vegetable chopping knife was there in the morgue.🤨

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally wish for a moment there, not even five seconds, when ol' boy was standing above him, we saw some Mikey flash across Dean's face with a touch - and I mean a *touch*, CG department, don't blow your whole wad per usual - of blue. That nobody sees, only the audience and the monster, have monster kinda pause, maybe look confused and hit his little button but this time it comes out with the tiniest lilt of a questioning upspeak on the last syllable, and nothing ultimately happens since Sam arrives, Dean shakes his drowsiness off, then proceed to choke hold, etc. It would fall in line with whatever route they're going (Mikey actively impersonating Dean/Mikey residuals left in Dean/Mikey passively hiding out in Dean), also be a nice audience tease.

I didn't think I needed to specify that I wanted mushrooms on this cheesesteak hoagie. On god, the world is completely falling apart.

That whole car convo was.... weird. The party memory story went on too long and was stupid as shit, sure, but the costume discussion is what I mean. And then the one it ended on was especially weird. Why not just end with a shot of the Impala and their conversation continuing with their voices fading away with the engine? End on a better duo than Thelma and Louise who, Perez, killed themselves by driving their car into a canyon. Hell, end on Scooby. I mean, you had the lunchbox which the camera held on for forever to make damn sure we all saw it, may as well double-down.

The doll's eyes should've flicked closed at the end. Missed opportunity.

Okay, cute little ep. Still leaves a bad taste in my mouth that this Perez kid can't have an original idea to save his life, though. Kinda taints it.

Heh. Check it, yo - I brought things full damn circle.

You know.

Shocker. Taint.

HEY THERE YOU GO DEAN - duo Halloween costume!

My work here is done, see y'all next week.

#SPN Season 14 #SPN S14 #SPN Spoilers #14.04 #Nash Watches Live #SPN XIV #Queueby Dooby Doo #Dad's on a blog post and #he hasn't been queued in a few days

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Old glee spoof liveblogs

Yuè [glee spoof 4] so yeah i decided to watch all of simgm's glee stuff (glee spoof, glee minisodes, gleedo) and i am at spoof 4

Yuè Oh this one has no captions Yuè MICHAEL IS HERE!!!! Yuè "THE FUCKING AUDITORIUM FINN" Yuè I've been singing the Obsession with Finn song at the top of.mylungs today cause what a jam Yuè IT IS MY BOY BLAAAAAAAAINE Yuè there were a lot of guest stars Yuè GO EMMA Yuè TATER TOTS Yuè "Nice mugshot Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 5] time for rachel's nose job

Yuè ah.. no captions Yuè "but we'll pretend that never happened cause we're good at doing that with storylines" Yuè YOOO WILLIAM IS HERE FOR SAM Yuè AND ALSO SCOTT (I think that was the name of the actor before Kyle) AS PUCK Yuè glee did Wannabe in an episode but it wasn't the same because Brother's riffs weren't in there Yuè "is that all you ever do?" TRUTH Yuè I love it when Hemo smiles in the background Yuè thanks Emma for slamming Will and his "teaching" Yuè "what in the fuckity fuck fuck was that shit??" Yuè nickname one: lemon drop Yuè I love this part Yuè "where did that piano come from?" Yuè SORRY SIMGM BUT CHECK PLEASE JUST GOT UPDATED I NEED T READ IT Yuè okay okay I am going to continue cause it hasn't blown up yet so I can't blog about omgcp yet Yuè I don't like Santana faking the sexual harassment claim tho Yuè ZOOMBA Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out the double standards between male and female characters Yuè "a sad attempt of giving me a storyline" Yuè damm Sister did great job on the performances Yuè "Nice choir Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 6] WHERE'S MA CROWN? Yuè "isn't that what you did" "yeah but.. I'm Finn" Yuè "THAT'S WHY YOU BETTER ROLL" Yuè "I can't believe we're stupid enough to believe that" Yuè "wow... misjudged that one" Yuè thanks simgm for pointing out so many plot holes Yuè "you can't fight the power of Brittana" Yuè I FORGOT ABOUT JESSE FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS Yuè I can't believe Michael did Jesse and Kurt's voice Yuè *voices Yuè YES YES YES THE BLAINE SONG IS STILL MY JAM WHY ISN'T IT ON THEIR SPOTIFY? ?? Yuè "yeah if you're gonna fight at least hit each other" Yuè THIS S.MY FAVORITE PART OF ALL OF GLEE SPOOFS GO FOR IT KURT Yuè nickname two: sugary plumb pie Yuè THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS WONDERFUL Yuè "ONE MORE TIME" Yuè "Nice poem Mercedes"

Yuè [glee spoof 7] This is over 30 minutes long that's what I call dedication

Yuè " half of the stuff that happens to us makes no damn sense" Yuè I still can't believe Boss built the entire New York set herself Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" fuuuuck I should wear my I have big plans t-shirt Yuè well Quinn.. Cats is back on Broadway now aka Rachel was just 6 years early Yuè "it's no time for logic Kurt" Yuè SAVE THE HORSES Yuè "I regret nothing" I love the glee spoof Artie Yuè I just love the entire glee spoof Yuè "I HAVE BIG PLANS" Yuè I am just in constant amazement of the New York set Yuè I'm now wearing the Big Plans t-shirt just around the time Quinn goes crazy about her big plans Yuè Oh god after six years I finally get the "Bootay" thing Yuè "well this could've been a lo-" Yuè "shut the fuck up Finn" Yuè I remember Boss saying Michael worked really hard on the song Yuè Boss sounds so much like Lea it's unreal maybe Boss should be on Elsie Fest this year Yuè why doesn't the Sims 4 have spiral staircases yet? Yuè "you know you're probably gonna change your mind by the end of the episode, right?" Yuè "PLANS! Big ones!" Yuè "Okay first of all: breath mints. You needs on" Yuè Brittany is the only sane one here Yuè quite frankly. . Sunshine beating Rachel up is more believable than Rachel's sudden change of heart Yuè "I'm Finn" Yuè "that might change by the end of the episode though" true true true Yuè SMACK THAT Yuè I like this song more than Pretending but honestly I just really don't like Pretending Yuè there's so many great music in this episode Yuè I actually used to have Simgm music on my phone including this song Yuè the part with Santana and Rachel is my favourite Yuè nickname 3: pancakes Yuè nickname 4: gingerbread dough sprinkled lightly toasted graham cracker bunny" Yuè "who got tad more songs than me" "WHAT?" Yuè aaaah my Brittana shipping heart Yuè "NOW MARCH MOTHERFUCKER" Yuè "oh and. ... Tater tots" Yuè woah Brianna voiced both Terri and Sunshine?

Yuè [glee spoof 8] (Jim Cantiello voice) SEASON 3. The season where we appreciate Tina.

Yuè JUDGING YOU WRITERS Yuè "I don't have any (smile)" Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè "cinnamon toast" "Finn!" Yuè nickname 5: Pop Tart Yuè honestly Blaine should've just fucked stayed at Dalton Yuè what happened to Dianna's dog? Yuè "... than Kurt dropped Mercedes" oH SHIT Yuè THIS IS THE START OF UNICORN Yuè nickname 6: Candy Cane Yuè GOD BLESS THE BLAINE SONG AND BOSS'S BROTHER'S VOICE Yuè "I didn't do it" Yuè ah the angry student is back Yuè Oh wait is this where Jordan started voicing Sue? Yuè "Because they don't know what else to do with my character" Yuè good thing that glee spoof continues the hair jokes Yuè "We appreciate you!" Yuè this song was also on my phone Yuè I think I had Breakout, Tonight, Blaine song, Faith, Gotta Be Love With You and another one on my phone Yuè OH THE CELL BLOCK TANGO Yuè watching this really makes me want to play the Sims 2 again but... I have a storyline on the Sims 4 aka a fifth generation family Yuè QUINN FALLING GETS ME EVERY TIME Yuè name of Beth 1: Carol Yuè "holy crap I can't believe I'm actually saying meaningful lines" Yuè nadiacreek actually made a ranking of parents in glee and she put Shelby on it twice Yuè good for Beth and bad for Rachel Yuè "IHBBP. I have big baby plans!" Yuè "Damn, you Brittana"

Yuè [glee spoof 9] and we appreciate Tina Yuè Oh I love this song Yuè "Asian" "Asian F" "stereotype" "stop doing glee club" "no" "I'm glad we talked this out" Yuè BRITT IN A MONKEY SUIT Yuè name of Beth 2 and 3: Susan, Mary Yuè name of Beth 4: Jessica Yuè THEY SAY THAT LIFE IS TATER TOT AR R Y OU FOR REAL?? Yuè RORY UM IRISH Yuè I love the cast list Yuè and I also love Mercedes's riffs Yuè was Nathan actually Irish? I don't think do cause he was in one of those chats Yuè "I was told you are too" True Yuè "We apprecia-" "Shut the fuck up" Yuè "COURAGE" Yuè I actually wanted the courage t-shirt before I got the I have big plans one Yuè Oh man I miss the old crack days of jokes of Finn telling Blainers to sit down Yuè AND THERE IS BRIANNA AS SUGAR MOTTA Yuè "what the f-" Yuè "H-" "stop you're embarrassing yourself" Yuè I LOVE THAT FINN SMILE Yuè "Told you"

Yuè [glee spoof 10] that time a parody handled Santana's coming out story better than the actual show

Yuè I love the warning Yuè "I've been working in keeping my eyebrows still" Yuè "I think I'll go wax my lasagna" is one of my favourite lines ever Yuè OH B OY SEBASTIAN Yuè nickname 7???: snuggle toes Yuè a background sim is wearing a fez I love it Yuè FUCKING HELL THE VEGAN THING Yuè "Tina what the fuck" "Bitch" Yuè Y'ALL IT IS TIME FOR THE CELL BLOCK TANGO THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE Yuè also who the hell did these sometimes inaccurate captions? Yuè kudos to Boss for all these dialogues Yuè "Found out he couldn't handle BIG PLANS" Yuè damm I'm still in awe bc f the Cell Block Tango Yuè "we're here to save Rachel's virginity" Yuè nickname 8: Watermelon Lips Yuè KLAINE DID WATERMELON BEFORE IT WAS COOL Yuè I've drawn so many Stop the violence things Yuè Lauren is creepin Yuè GO SIMGM GO SIMGM GO SIMGM YES YES YES THANKS FOR THIS SCENE Yuè I love the big camera and also them saying the storyline is stupid Yuè also we needed more of Brittany supporting Santana during this come on fuck off glee Yuè I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABUT TIS SONG Yuè Quinn is just smiling while Santana is beating the living shit out of Finn Yuè "Can't say I didn't warn you" Yuè FINN SINGING WHILE DRUNK AND NAKED IS MY FAVE Hannah sebbbbb Yuè Hannah: did you watch simgm ????????

Yuè [glee spoof 11] time for simgm to do it right

Yuè it is true tho bc Santana suddenly got suspended for violence and I'm like... FIGGINS HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THESE KIDS DO ON A DAILY BASIS? Yuè Man the actual episode was such bullshit Yuè "then we're all in the wrong club" Yuè Brittany saying the truth Yuè the entire Quick storyline is so weird Yuè "CHEESEBURGER" Yuè tbh this song is as boring as the song they actually sung on glee so congrats simgm Yuè I'll never get why Santana was so offended by Klaine singing Perfect to her in support bc they know how hard it is in a straight world Yuè whereas the straight dude who outed her sang a boring ass unnecessary song and Santana was crying because she was so ///moved/// Yuè "unions and ass????" Yuè nickname 9: Dolphin Nose? Yuè "I'M KURT BITCH" Yuè Brittana should've sung in the actual glee sigh glee this was such a disappointment Yuè BRITTANA DANCING THE SMUSSLE Yuè honestly suspending Rachel was the best that could have happened because it gave us a killer Rachel free setlist Yuè "Do you people know math???" Yuè "Not completely. I have big plans" "there she goes again" Yuè ZISES Yuè "and clap like a seal" Yuè "It's random and out of character" Yuè glee and its writers suck at romance Yuè "QUINN HEEL" Yuè THIS IS THE SONG THAT WAS ALSO ON MY PHONE Yuè "I can still remember when I was 18. and here I am at 17, a woman"

Yuè [glee spoof 12] there weren't any songs in it

Yuè NVM I WAS WATCHING EPISODE 13 THERE ARE SONGS IN EP 12 Yuè "oh you know me and my big plans" Yuè "we hold hands, ran into Kurt and Blaine, and I moved two weeks later" Yuè unfortunately the old channel doesn't have captions Yuè "allow me to show you my excitement. ..... " I actually use that quote in real life Yuè why can't Shue do anything by himself Yuè "it always freaks me out when he decides to actually teach" Yuè I love these moments Yuè "my cat will eat you alive" Yuè I just remember how uncomfortable it was to watch Finchel suck face on glee like they didn't even look like loving kisses it was full open mouth on open mouth and making out Yuè "you would know all about announcing things wouldn't you" Yuè I also liked this song Yuè "no I only do that in cars" Yuè nickname 10: chocolate turle Yuè *turtle Yuè to quote Darren Criss: "it's cool I'm back" Yuè after taking a break to help dad wth dinner I'm gonna end this episode Yuè Oh the slushie Yuè "do my eyebrows look okay?" Yuè "that building was already on fire when I got there" Yuè "what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom" Yuè "aren't we supposed to be rehearsing" "DO WE EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?" Yuè GAY PIRATE Yuè "oh wow we actually accomplished something" I love Quinn s snark in these spoofs Yuè so much snark Yuè "oh sh-" Yuè WAIT JORDAN ALSO VOICED GRANT?

Yuè [glee spoof 13] Finn doesn't know how to wash his balls

Yuè really.. Will and Emma suck at their jobs Yuè BLACK SUE Yuè "by the way I'm having a baby" Yuè Mercedes was actually the only one in canon that handled differently when she cheated Yuè "where do I sign to get you fired?" Yuè there were no songs in this ep... Yuè Oh yeah Boss voiced Sugar cause Brianna was ill Yuè poor Puck Yuè ZISES Yuè "sure let's go with that" Yuè "okay who the fuck is this guy?" Quinn once again spilling the truth Yuè "FINN YOU SON OF A-" Yuè "my girlfriend my girlfriend politics and Latino Brittany is my girlfriend equal rights if I wanna kiss my girlfriend I can rainbow flag" Yuè nickname 11: crayola monkey Yuè wait isn't this Scott's last episode?

Yuè [glee spoof 14] what a nice episode title

Yuè "I'm sorry we don't speak bitch" Yuè "and you make a two dollar hoe look classy" Yuè Sam is wearing simgm merch Yuè "I don't here Finchel when Finchel speaks" same Yuè respect for simgm to not make fun of the suicide storyline Yuè I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE TEY PUT A STARKID REFERENCE IN HETR Yuè "MY CAT IS PART OF THE CIA" Yuè in which the girls are fucking sensible Yuè I love the glee version of No Scrub but man what a jam is this Yuè "you suck at motivational speeches" Yuè "do you feel the 'I don't give a fuck' I'm throwing in your direction" Yuè I ASKED FOR DEVELOPMENT AND THEY GAVE ME A WHEELCHAIR Yuè "I have-" "give it a rest Quinn" Yuè "he didn't call me a nickname today" "OH SHIT SON" Yuè "since five seconds ago" Yuè THESE PARTS BETWEEN SIBLING OH GOD Yuè damn Quinn is being inspirational Yuè duck bless this song Yuè AH BRITT Yuè "If there was a chair to kick right now I would" Yuè well well well simgm Yuè nice song

Yuè [glee spoof 15] at this point Boss and Co were so done they put 4 episodes in one spoof

Yuè True about Damian and the glee project thing Yuè waot there are no captions Yuè Mr Schue is such a dick Yuè ah... Quinn's face Yuè for real tho in 4 eps Santana changed her opinion on college too many times Yuè "this got disturbing really fast" Yuè UNIQUE Yuè "knock knock" "who's there?" "go away" Yuè THE WAY RACHEL'S FACE JUST FELL Yuè ZISES IS IN THE CHOIR ROOM Yuè the Quoe boner thing was so gross Yuè I also use "and I wanna go to college" in real life to basically say WTF Yuè fuck Chandler Yuè Oh jesus Yuè btw welcome Kyle to the cast Yuè "I can do that now. I see you're dressed as Lea Michele today" Yuè SANTANA VISION Yuè "dinosaurs" "shut the fuck up Mike"

Yuè [glee spoof 16] this is the end

Yuè throwback to the first ep Yuè Rachel is a selfish as Yuè *ass Yuè and Tina is right Yuè THE BODY SWAP Yuè nickname 12 kinda: winky fairy Yuè ahhh I'm getting all emotional Yuè TATER TOOOOOOOOOOOOTS Yuè another throwback because they're all wearing the outfits they wore in the first spoof Yuè "good luck with that" Yuè EVEN ZISES WAS HERE Yuè the unicorn magic!! Yuè "my big plans are-" (title song) Yuè ... and it's over AGAIN

Yuè [glee spoof minisodes and others]

Yuè mini 1Glee Spoof Minisode 1 | Kurt's Problem with Blaine Yuè this is the video that led me to Simgm because of Michael's awesome voice work Yuè nickname 1: cutiepiedumplingsugartwinkledove Yuè I love that nickname Yuè nickname 2: kurtsie wurtsie Yuè mini 2Glee Spoof Minisode 2 | Santana Exposes All Yuè TATER TOTS YEAAAAAH Yuè "Penises and Winecoolers: a dangerous combination" Yuè "you've been a bad girl Santana" oh lord Yuè mini 3Glee Spoof Minisode 3 | Fondue for Two Yuè wait Yuè this isn't minisode 3 Yuè this is the other Fondue for Two mini Yuè okay in other words minisode 3 has disappeared so let's just move to Yuè mini 4Glee Spoof Minisode 4 |The Glee Cast Discover the Gl... Yuè this s where it gets real Yuè "SAVE THE HORSES" Yuè this is the first time the actual sim "actors" were in a video Yuè "am I really that tall?" "YES!" Yuè mini 5Glee Spoof Minisode 5 | Quinn's Summer Before Senior... Yuè I actually ripped the audio off of this one and put it on my phone so that I could listen t it Yuè "you have too many messages fr me to count" Yuè "BLAINE HOW MANY TMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO SING DURING-" Yuè quinn's face when Finn tries to order a pizza Yuè "..." "that must've been Tina leaving a message" Yuè mini 6Glee Spoof Minisode 6 | The Glee Club Gets Tested Yuè "you know I'm gonna flunk" Yuè Oh Santana Yuè "cow ass no. 5?" Yuè "you're all fucking crazy" "we didn't need a test to tell us that" Yuè mini 7 for realGlee Spoof Minisode 7 | Fondue for Two Part 2 Yuè "do you enjoy being a lesbian?" Yuè nickname 3: puffy-bear Yuè again.. oh Santana Yuè "you do like tossing things" "yeah like..." "my girlfriend out of the closet" Yuè mini 8Glee Spoof Minisode 8 | Brainstorming with the Creat... Yuè RIB is at it again Yuè "is Obama available?" if only Yuè Ian does no shit Yuè hey it's a Zises Yuè I love the Sim cast Yuè "what the fuck did I just read" after the IKAG script is gold Yuè mini 9Glee Spoof Minisode 9 | The Glee Cast Auditions Yuè Sim cast is back wohoo Yuè "my name is-" "you've got the part" Yuè "no way that's HELLA cool!" Yuè mini 10Glee Spoof Minisode 10 | To Catch a Pedo Will Yuè you know that's also HELLA cool? Yuè more of Brianna as sugar Yuè "Because my boyfriend is super awesome" Yuè Sue knocking Schue down always gets me Yuè mini 11Glee Spoof Minisode 11 | Favorite Moments Yuè TIME FOR SENTIMENT Yuè I agree with Michael. "Where's ma crown?" is my favourite part as well Yuè the Christmas crap festGlee Spoof Christmas Special | Holly Jolly Crap Fest Yuè honestly I haven't seen this one in ages Yuè "this Irish dude" Yuè "????????????????" Yuè this was very weird tbh Yuè they never released that song Yuè comic conGlee Cast Comic Con Spoof Yuè I thought it was very cool that actual viewers could send in audio questions Yuè fucking mcgustin Yuè never forget mcgustin Yuè save horses and coffee 2k17 Yuè Oh shit Lea's laugh Yuè LEA Yuè go for it Darren Yuè sneak peek Behind the Scenes of Glee Spoofs Yuè this is like one minute long but it points out so many glee flaws it's hilarious Yuè "I asked for development and they gave me a wheelchair" Yuè btw I am watching all the little glee spoofs and other bts stuff but I'm not gonna live blog them

#lb 2018 #lb watching #lb glee #plurk adventures

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justanontherwinchester · 7 years

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Hunters Don’t Cry: Part 4

Parings: Dean x Reader x BestFriendSam

Summary: Catch up HERE

Our reader is faced with a very difficult choice. Does she leave the only thing she has ever known or does she take the road less traveled? This is part four to a “I don't know how many part series”.

Word Count: 2100ish

Author’s Note: Here is part four. Again, thank you guys to the moon an back for supporting and liking this story. If you see any major grammar mistakes, give me a few hours, I’ll catch it and correct it. Also, if you want to be tagged, go ahead and let me know. I prefer you send it to my ask so it is easier for me to find. Thank you for the support, a million times. If you ever want to talk about the store, life, anything, my ask is always open. xoxo

Warnings: language

Anything in italics is always a flashback

"I was gone because you pushed me away, Dean. You never said anything to me. You ignored my phone calls. Why should I have stayed?" I looked at Dean and crossed my arms.

"Because I loved you." He looked up at me in an emotional distress. "And I still love you with everything I have. I was twenty-seven years old and had no damn clue what I was saying. Of course I didn't want kids, (y/n). I've made mistakes but you have to forgive me."

"No, I don't, Dean. I don't have to do anything but live and die. I didn't want to have an abortion. Why did you think that would ever be what I wanted?" Sam and Tiffany had left the dilapidated living room to give us our space but if I got any madder, we were going to need a referee.

"Then what? I'm sorry, God damn, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not being there. I'm sorry for being selfish. I'm sorry for everything I messed up on. You are everything to me. Children or no children. You are my heart. You make me so mad I can't see straight but I love you and have loved your crazy ass since we were children." He had moved from the chair and was kneeling in front of me. His hands were on my crossed arms, but I still could not stand the feel of him touching me.

"But I can't forgive you, Dean. I can forgive you for being stupid. I can forgive you for drinking out of the milk carton. I can forgive you for everything under the sun but this. I can not forgive you for standing me up on the worst day of my life to hook up with the local bar whore. What were you thinking Dean? Please tell me what the actual fuck were you thinking?" I shook his hands off and stood up, moving to the other side of the room.

"I was thinking how I have seventeen cents to my name, no true identity, how I'm going to stop the fucking apocalypse when my brother is drinking the blood of the one thing we hate the most, how my dad was never there when I needed a shoulder to cry on, and how I can't destroy a child's life before it was even started. We didn't even know the world was going to last this long, (y/n). I'm sorry for not being there but once I decided, no, once I knew that, I wanted to say fuck it to all of this and have a family for you, you already ended it."

"How is this still my fucking fault, Dean?!" I was back to screaming. I was pissed and I was screaming.

"You didn't give me time to process."

"I gave you a week, Dean. I gave you a week."

"It took me two weeks to decide if I wanted to switch up the oil brands in Baby, how do you expect me to make that choice in a week?!"

"Don't bring that God forsaken car into this. You fucked up, Dean. You left me. I'm not forgiving you. I love you so much that it hurts. It destroys me more every time I hear you two. Every time I see you two together. I don't have much left, Dean. I'm not telling you to make a choice because if you are happy with her, that's all I want, but I'm not going to share anything else with that women. I'm not forgiving you for what you did. I'm not going to act like it's okay and introduce you to the twins so you can play daddy because you suddenly have a conscience. I will, however, still be a part of this team. I will still stand by your side when it comes to the job. I will always have your back Dean and I will always love you. But I'm not going to forgive you."

"Fair enough." He walked out of the room and up the stairs. The door to the room he chose slammed behind him, shaking the entire house.

Tiffany was sitting on the arm of the old chair in the corner. Her face was extremely swollen and she was crying. She looked at me completely broken-hearted.

"I'm sorry.. for like... all that." I waved my hand around my face to explain.

"If I knew, I wouldn't have." Her head was held in shame. "I mean y'all took me in. I have no place here. I mean what do I do? I don't fight. I don't understand half of what the books you read are even talking about."

I placed my hand on her arm, realizing that she wasn't a victim but she didn't deserve to be wrapped up in this mess.

"But you didn't know and that's okay. I left Dean. He didn't know the truth and neither did you. Come on, let's get you cleaned and stitched up." I pulled her to the kitchen and motioned her to sit down.

"Is this going to hurt?" Her eyes were almost swollen shut and her lip was extremely busted.

"Oh yeah. But luckily we have the best men to help with it." I grabbed the two bottles and turned to face her. "Jim or Jack?"

"Which one is best?"

"Jim is going to really help calm you down and ease the pain. Jack is going to ease the pain but he makes you a little feisty."

"Jim." I handed her the bottle and let her get a few sips in as I wiped her face with a warm wash cloth and anti-bacterial soap. She flinched every now and again but this was her first ask kicking, she took it well.

"Almost done." I focused on the last little running whip stitch on her cheek. "A couple more of these, we will make you a hunter yet."

"I don't think that will be happening any time soon." Her swelling had started to tone down but she was going to be in a lot worse shape tomorrow.

"Come on, you can't stay in the kitchen all the time." I mean yeah, she didn't have a lot going for her in the hunter department but this girl could cook.

"I can't stay here. I have to go."

"Do you have anywhere to go?" I closed the first aid box, which was really my Barbie lunchbox from elementary school. John bought it for me to be normal. Little did people know my thermos held holy water and there was a secret bottom that had a silver pocket knife, salt, and chalk.

"No." If her head could drop any lower, it would have.

"Then you can stay here. Yeah, you're a bitch and we haven't had the best four years together but that can change."

"Even though Dean and I were together?"

"Girl, Dean has had at least a women in each state and in some foreign countries. I'm not jealous."

"Wait, you weren't exclusive?"

"For about two years, we strictly were. Before that we were together occasionally but it was strictly friends with benefits."

"Oh. Did you have get with Sam?" I started laughing and remember when it did happen. We were drunk, it was bad. "So you have?"

"Yeah. He was nineteen and just had his first semester at school. He met up with us and we decided to test out our new fake ids. One thing lead to another and we got piss drunk. So we started making out and by the end of the whole fiasco, we both were laughing so hard because it was so bad."

She was laughing and it was great actually talking to a girl.

"But he's so tall and muscular."

"But there was nothing there. Like attraction wise. It was so awkward. It didn't come between our friendship though"

"And Dean?"

"Girl we both know with Dean." We were both laughing and it felt great despite how right now things were a shit know. “He definitely makes up for his ego.”

"If you don't mind me asking, where are they?"

"With my cousin. They live there. They think I'm a detective." I smiled at their innocence. “A teddy bear detective.”

"So that's when we are near Kansas you always disappear for a few days." I nodded in reply.

"(Y/N)! What are you doing here?!" My cousin, Samantha, pulls me into a hug. "It's so good to you."

"Samantha.." I was already crying. Samantha was the only family I had and the only person besides the Winchesters that I trusted. She lived in Lawrence with her husband and ran a dog rescue. "I need your help."

"Oh honey..." she held me tighter, I knew she knew. "How many weeks?"

"10ish, going on 11." I followed her into my childhood home, preserved but slightly updated. I gave her the house when we turned eighteen. I was on the road, I didn't need it.

"Have you had an ultrasound?" I shook my head. I knew I needed one but I haven't had the chance. "You mean to tell me Dean Winchester is not waiting on you hand and foot, forcing you to take vitamins and making sure you have your appointments scheduled?"

"He didn't want them, so I decided I didn't want him." She pulled me back into her arms and I cried harder. She was always like a mom to me. We might be the same age but she was a mother. She was meant to be a mother but after multiple miscarriages, she gave up. They opened the rescue and raise the puppies instead of children.

She carried my bag to the guest bedroom and left me to be. I was home and so was the baby. I was never going to hunt again. That part of my life is over. I'm a mom now.

3 months later

"Wait... TWINS?! You mean I'm having twins?" I yelled at the ultrasound tech.

"Yep, it looks like two. The doctor will come in and confirm but that's clearly twins." She said wiping the gel off my now protruding belly.

I looked at Samantha and she was more than excited. We had already bought stock in diapers and wipes, now she is going to buy a whole Babies R Us. Her and Benjamin had already converted the second guest bedroom into a nursery.

"We are defiantly going shopping after this. We have to get another crib. Well we need to get another everything. More diapers too! I'm calling Ben and he will meet us with the truck to get everything because the car isn't big enough."

I laughed at her excitement. I was excited but I wasn't expecting twins.

The doctor entered the room and went straight to the monitor, looking at the stills. He looked at my stomach in silence and pressed along my sides and underneath my bump.

"Yep, we have twins. Do you want to know the gender?" Samantha was sitting on the edge of her seat. I held her hand and nodded “yes” to the doctor. "Two little girls. They are growing fast. You have two little healthy babies. Right now they are perfect for twenty-two weeks. Come back in about three and we will do the 3D movie." He handed Samantha some papers as I zipped my jeans up and tried to get the left over gel off.

"Hey, I really have to use the restroom so I'll meet you outside." She smiled walked out of the room, already calling Benjamin to meet us at the furniture store.

"(Y/N)! Hey!" Sam picked up the phone after one ring.

"Hey, so I'm just checking in. Everything is great and so is the baby or should I say babies." I called Sam about once a week, checking in. I let him know how everything was going and just to talk.

"Babies? You're having twins?!" He got really excited, rather fast.

"Yep, two little girls."

"This is great (Y/N). This is absolutely wonderful. "

"Yeah, scary but great. So how is everything? How's Dean?"

"Well it's the apocalypse. We linked up with some angel named Castiel. He's kind of a dick but he's a huge help. Dean's okay. She's still around so to be honest I don't know where his head is. You need to call him. He needs you."

"No. I'm not calling him. For once Dean Fucking Winchester can get his head out of his ass, stop thinking about his dick and care about something other than food and the Impala." I don't know if it was because I was still stuck in the mad phase of this whole ordeal or if I'm just that hormonal."

"Easy Mama Bear." He let out a low laugh. "I agree. We are near Lawrence so I'll try to swing by and visit."

"That sounds great. I miss my best friend."

"I miss you too. Hey I got to go, okay?"

"Yeah sure go back to saving the world. Sam, do me a favor please. Take care of Dean."

"You got it, (y/n). Take care of yourself, we got two little hunters now."

"Bye Sam." I hung up the phone as started crying, again. I swear the wind could blow the wrong way and I will start crying.

I grab my bag and glance in the mirror, wiping away my tears.

"Hunters don't cry, dude. You got this. Come on. Second degree black belt, professional sniper skills, fake FBI agent, and mom to two ass kickers. You got this." I gave myself a little pep talk to calm myself down. I was in for the next six hours of shopping and baby planning. With pink and rhinestones for two little girls.

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survivorazores · 7 years

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Ep. 4 - “LOOKS LIKE I WAS BOO BOO THE FOOL”- Bryce

https://survivorazores.tumblr.com/post/163541972653/tribal-immunity-4

I'm so glad Toph got the idol. Looks like he didn't need it anyway, but still.

IM A FLOP. LOOKS LIKE I WAS BOO BOO THE FOOL.

so like wtf? idk what is happening or who i am or what survivor is or what an alliance is or if im in any or whos a rat and whos not???

FUCK YOU ESPIRITO IDOL AND FUCK YOU ALI TANVEER

FUCK. Ruthie is a snake and told me nothing. She told me Toph but then votes out Ray. She lied to me so she's going next tribal.

I mean, the person I was hoping would go, got booted sense I wasn't that big of a fan of him after Will telling us he was rude. So that's a Ray of sunshine on my life. Toph misplacing the idol is funny now I just wanna know who gave it to him.

Well that tribal was... interesting... So first of all, Toph asked the entire tribe to help him find the idol. Then he exposes Nayeli for having it (which she admits to our Icons alliance). So Emily and I are like, Toph, WYD??? At this point, we wouldn't be sad if he left. This kid blowing up our games. So Toph goes to tribal and I'm fully expecting him to be voted out. And he pulls out an idol. And I was like, Oh... Nayeli gave it to him. Nice. BUT THEN we find out its the Espirito Idol. What???? Who on that tribe would make such a bold move? So anyway, Toph is safe bc of the idol, and Ray goes home. Which isn't a big loss, but it leaves both Ashley and Ricky in the game. Hopefully we can win this challenge I won't have to worry about them for another round. Speaking of the challenge, its the damn tasks challenge, and I AM NOT HERE FOR THIS. I feel like after this challenge, we are gonna swap, which.... ugly... but its gonna happen. I do not want Salao to go into a swap down by two. So I'm HOPING and PRAYING we can pull this challenge out. Here goes nothing.

I'm safe but I honestly don't know if that's good or bad at this point. These people are seriously ugly. The game is just annoying and I really don't know if I want to be here. This isn't what I signed up for

The NFPs and I are truly Boo Boo the Fool right now. I'm shook. Now Amanda G wasted her idol, Toph has a bigger target on his back, and I'm closely connected with Toph. It puts a huge target on my back. And as for Bryce, Amanda G, and Raffy, they're in trouble of being accused of giving Toph an idol. But appartently Mo thinks it was Ashley. I hope they roll with that. I'm scared and feel very stupid right now but like IT'S FINE ANWBAKAN

The tea is Ruthie lied to me saying they were going to vote out Toph. Now an idol is wasted, our tribe knows someone gave Toph the idol, and I'm shook. Now I have to do damage control in the tribe to prevent my name from being spread around. Toph is also being targeted by his tribe as well from before tribal based on what Ashley told him. I'm shook.

First of all Toph, I don;t know who the fuck you think you are you little rat ass poodle ass bitch, but you ain't me, you ain't gonna drag me, my edges are still layed, and my wig is secure. this isnt my first rodeo honey, and I don;t give a fuck if this is your first game, I'm going to make sure you fucking suffer now, sweaty.

PEOPLE THROWING LETS NOT!

Honestly I thought I was going to bring the drama this season, but I have no idea what that CRACKEDT mess was

I'm fucked :)

Here's the tea: Rafael is getting on my last nerve, Toph needs to shut up with the fake lies and anyone who believes those lies is an idiot, Ashley and Ruthie literally deserve SO much better, Rafael is LITERALLY GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE, Ricky is my love and deserves SO MUCH BETTER, and I just wanna go the fuck off on these assholes because at this point y'all are just being mean, you're making this game stressful and hurtful for a lot of people and for what? Some drama? Some poorly applied reaction gifs? This is the first game I've played since I had a literal breakdown (unrelated to orgs) and walked from three games and it does NOT have to be this stressful it is too early for this. Anyways I'm done for now and if anyone of them wants to fight they know where to find me. Also I love my viewers and my fans y'all keep me alive xoxo

Sooooooo a bunch of drama went down and I'm not 100% sure what happened despite having read the chat. (It was going so fast that it was hard to keep everything straight) so where did Toph get that idol? I'll still stand by Toph's side even after the drama, but I might just keep him at arms length a bit so I don't harm any of my relations with anyone on Espirito. Also this challenge? God this panders to my habit of refreshing webpages in the hope that something relevant has been added in the three seconds since I last hit refresh.

I'm horrible in challenges. I also am Monica Padilla. I'm going to be awake all damn night and I hate my life??? But it's fine it's really fine I'm fine. I think Salao will win the challenge and Toph will be safe for at least twenty four more hours. Salao is full of comp queens. SO blessed.

when amanda told the tribe chat to not take the idol clue because they already know where the idol is i was like girl i get we're a tribe and we win immunity together but fuck that shit this is survivor not americas next top best friends im playing for myself i would love a second idol

this would be better if i could send the gif but i guess not

I'm really nervous about if we go to tribal. I know Ashley is likely going home, but anything can change.

Sculpted what does it mean??? Toph is saying sculpted but I dont think thats right. Also my alliance wants to throw to keep Toph safe but uh I don't want to go to tribal esp with all this sketchiness asfdjjjkjldasf. I won't be exposed!!! Also even tho will is a snake I cant help but want to work with him. Why am I like this??? I won't be stopping tho so hopefully he just stays loyal to me at least.

Emily is my true soulmate, this is iconic as fuck.

So finally scored a point still not wanting our tribe to lose so thats something! I just dont want to let our tribe down because i want me/mo/will/amanda/raf to all be in still so I CANT lose. Also this game is literally so much fun. Even when my plan flopped COMPLETELY I'm still happy.

I think Amanda G and I are soulmates? Yes. She roasts me all the time but it's a loving roast so it's fine. And I'm a roastable person. I hope that both Amanda G and I can make it far in this game and become an iconic showmance. I also trust her with my life honestly. We've become such good friends in the past forty-eight hours and it's truly amazing. I love her. I was also going to bed like two hours ago but she convinced me to do a puzzle of Aubry Bracco and stay up until four am. I need to sleep.

Holy fucking hell is this challenge exhausting! I need to win this challenge because if I don't my huge ass target on my back will send me home. That or my big ass cracked ego will. Fuck im more cracked then a broke vase on the ground. But i feel like death. The idol was wasted and i want to die.

Last tribal was crazy! Not only did Toph use the Espirito idol, but it was a misplay as they all voted out Ray. Ruthie told me they were going Toph so that;s why the idol was played. Now everyone knows Toph was given the Espiito idol. Not only that, but the group came up with a plan to frame Ricky, but then someone to Ricky that Toph was throwing him under the bus. So then, Toph and Ricky popping off on each other as Ricky and Toph pull out receipts (fake or not). I'm sitting here, in the alliance call, freaking out as everything is going to shit. Toph has a huge target on his back and everyone in Espirito is coming for each other. We (Amanda G, Bryce, and I) need to throw this challenge as if we send Salao to tribal, they will most definitely send Toph home. However, I do not want to go to tribal because I have a feeling people are blaming me for giving Toph the idol which is only half true. I don't know what is going to happen in tribal at all. I do plan on throwing, but that will be easy since Amanda Lynn and Francie are being comp beasts in this challenge. I'm shook that Ricky would even call out Toph in front of everyone. That was insane! Everything is crumbling, the game is a mess, and everyone is cracked. People who will call out others like that are dangerous to me, so hopefully I can rally the votes against him for tribal, but it seems unlikely. What is likely is to vote out Ashley or Ruthie which to me is the best plan. However, Will the Snake might flip on us and vote out one of our own: me. Ricky did tell me he sees me as the leader of the tribe so I guess I'm a target for people on the outs like Ashley. I have no idea where I stand with Ruthie, but either way I do not like it.

So we are like 13 hours deep into this tasks challenge, and Toph has literally stayed up all night, and I only slept like 5 hours and we've been going non-stop. According to Host Ali, Salao is like 400 points ahead of Espirito, which is great for us. I'm just.... REALLY hoping the hosts don't do something evil and offer an advantage for all our points.. Like I'm even afraid to type this in a confessional because I don't want the hosts to suddenly come up the idea because I will honestly cry if someone does that. Especially if it's someone like Michael or Gwen who haven't done anything besides lose us points. Ali also hasn't done anything but he's nice so I won't knock him for it. Ugh... PLEASE HOSTS DONT BE EVIL. Like really....

http://prntscr.com/g1tv2g http://prntscr.com/g1tvd3 Me revealing myself as the comp beast I was in Racc City, thus showing that I'm actually a threat, and probably first merge boot? Likely

"Bryce gets and loses 5 points for the alphabet one" Very much a me thing...

I SNUCK AN EGG INTO MY ROOM. So for the challenge, one of the tasks was to smash an egg on your head. SO I go to the kitchen to get a drink. My mom is cooking with my aunt. I stare at the egg in the fridge for a solid 30 seconds and my mom says to me if something is wrong. I say no, get my drink, and grab the egg. Scurrying to my room, I pass my sister who is making slime and I hide the egg successfully by holding it to my side. I go to the room, take the video, and wash my hair in the sink without any of them noticing. I am an icon!

Amanda Lynn, I love you my sweetie but I think you are playing way to hard, theres no way I'm going against Michael to vote off Nayeli, so please don't try that but I am happy people like me and trust me and I'm getting tea from every where so I think I'm playing a pretty good social game, so lets see how this turns out!

A mutiny opportunity is offered

https://azores-challenge.tumblr.com/post/163573948409/mutiny-points

With the lead Salão has, it's not worth it for anyone on our tribe to mutiny for an edge in the challenge. In the context of just this challenge, it's more beneficial to Espirito members to do so. If you mutiny from either tribe, it's going to screw up your relationships with those on your former tribe which could hurt you if you make merge. No way I'm mutinying.

Yeah I mutinied cause I'm already a target and I'm done with these crackd people I doubt I'll make jury so why not make interesting while I'm here

welp, so much for all I've said about forming an alliance w/Toph. if we both make merge it could happen but it's less likely since he mutinied. We have Abbey as part of our alliance so we have a solid four for the time being. Not a majority, but still a good foothold

THIS TASK CHALLENGE IS NUTS I CANNOT BELIEVE ABBEY JUST JUMPED SHIP AND MUTINIED TO MY TRIBE I AM OFFICIALLY PLAYING WITH ABBEY I CANNOT BELIEVE! If this ends up getting us targetted, I will feel so bad, but at least we can say we are playing together

BITCH! THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO MY GAME! HOLY FUCK! I MEAN I TRIED SO HARD FOR MY TRIBE TO NOT GO TO TRIBAL BUT IM GOING TO TRIBAL STILL WITH ACTUAL FRIENDS. THEY MIGHT THINK IM THE EASY VOTE BUT THEY GONNA BE SHOOK

My whole NFPs alliance wanted me to switch but I knew I shouldn't because I couldn't break the bonds I have with Amanda Lynn, Ali T, and Francie. I was also roped into an all girls alliance with Abbey, Amanda Lynn, and Francie now that Abbey has mutinied!! This is super great for my game. I'm also so happy Toph mutinied. This is so good for his game and he has a majority on that tribe to keep him safe for a little bit longer. I'm happy! Though I'm very emo I'm not on the tribe with all of my NFP friends. But it's okay! We're all in good positions and I can get information (should I choose to share it) for my core alliance. I'm so excited about this but it was truly messy and I'm scared a little but IT'S OKAY?????

egg Update: My dad saw the egg stains on my face and proceeded to ask me what they were. So I had to lie and say I had no idea. I washed t off my face and continued on my merry way. Also this mutiny worked in my favor. I'm so happy. Toph is on our tribe and Amanda/Abbey gone, that is 8 people in the tribe. Now me, Amanda, Bryce, and Toph are one side having majority. I live for this! Now we have the majority and it is amazing. I love a winner!

The Salao tribe wins immunity.

https://survivorazores.tumblr.com/post/163574932908/results-4

Whew a safe evening of no tribal. Maybe I can unwind a bit and get an actual alliance that can stick for once. Plus without Ruthie I'm no longer able to work with her even tho we weren't working together but now it's obvious to everyone

I am so happy that Toph is now on our tribe. We have majority now and it feels great. We'll also be able to get Will out soon and I'm pumped for it!

nksjfnskenf that toph and Ricky fight was STAGED AF. Please. Why else would toph flip over to the "enemies" side. PLEASE get acting lessons

I'm thinking this tribal will be pretty easy, I'm not getting any blood on my hands. I even gave Toph an idol and no one has come to me about it. I think I'm smooth sailing for now :)

Ashley Sarah: should I mutiny? I'm gonna mutiny Me: wait, I'll come with you. RIP RIP RIP. Raffy must think I'm stupid if he thinks I don't know he gave toph that idol

Sadly we lost the challenge, I take some blame because I didn't help as much as some of the others. But this mutiny thing is pretty spicy. I think it's either Ricky or Toph who's going home tomorrow considering Ricky straight up left the challenge and Toph has been a target sense last tribal. I want ice cream.

ok so wow. my tribe was getting destroyed in the challenge and i was ok with it bc i wanted raf gone. but anyway i jumped ship to be with my one true love amanda! shes got a solid all female alliance and im living for that concept. will isnt mad at me so i think if we swap together/ make merge we can work together. ricky is pissed but im not worried about it, our friendship isnt going to be affected by this bc were both adults. im hype to FINALLY PLAY WITH AMANDA

So, Toph switched. This is amazing! With Abbey and Ashley also switching, that point NFPs in the half majority of 8 (4 people). The plan is to take out Will come tribal. The alliance will vote out Will, and then he will be gone. To do that we either need one more vote or the votes to be spread among the other 4. Mo wants Ricky out from what he's told me. We are thinking of claiming Will of targeting Ricky/Ruthie. Then they will go vote him out too. Or I can get Ricky to vote out Mo and Mo to vote out Ricky, giving us the majority. Everything is going to plan Mo told me that I was one of the power players along with Amandas (both), Will, and Bryce. I'm so shook by that. With that, he may betray me, but for now I trust him. He doesn't seem like the type to orchestrate a blindside. Keep him pocket.

I'm really nervous about the other tribe and them keeping Amanda Lynn around. She's a comp threat and I'm really scared for her to be in merge.

ok I was at work literally all day, I come back and everything (big surprise) is a fucking MESS again like I'm glad Ashley and Abbey took the chance to mutiny and save themselves because even though it may screw us over right now at least it gives them both a chance to survive (and they'll be allies on the other side when we merge). I'm worried for Ricky's chances right now because (big surprise part 2) everyone wants to target him again for no reason and it's like just tiring. And Ricky even said that I shouldn't let him ruin my game and said I should do whatever I have to and it makes me so upset because I don't want to be in this position and he shouldn't be in this position either!!! These freaks won't even give me a second to breathe like here for example [7/29/17, 8:59:17 PM] (redacted): Hi Will [7/29/17, 8:59:39 PM] (redacted): So who should we target for tribal? [7/29/17, 8:59:44 PM] (redacted): I'm down for any idea I LOGGED ON AFTER AN 11 HOUR WORK DAY AND THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU SAY TO ME? SERIOUSLY? Like I am SORRY for yelling but give me a fucking break let me live let me breathe let me send your sorry ass home because like... if anything I'm gonna do whatever it takes to win this game. I don't want to have to abandon Ricky or backstab him. I really don't want to and I am praying these freaks won't back me into a corner where I have to. But I'm gonna do this shit and y'all are gonna see. I'm not here for the drama, the fuckery, the buffoonery. Anyways I'm tired and I'm gonna make a sandwich y'all... this game is a mess (but it's not the hosts fault I love Ali and Jay so much)

guess whos got two new alliances! Amanda has graced me with a solid majority alliance on salao! Ive got Gal Pals which is Me, Amanda, Emily and Francie with Ali as Amandas other close ally who will be a number for us. We also set up an alliance with Amanda, AshleySarah and I. I want to keep Ashley close because shes the only other person on this new tribe who knows my history, and specifically my history with Amanda. If she wants to blow up my game she could so easily. Espirito is a mess, glad I jumped off that sinking ship! Will is still solid with me, we both really trust each other so thats good. Ricky is in big time trouble, the newbie alliance wants him gone bc of the Toph drama which is bullshit since Toph was the one who caused it and TOPH IS ON THAT TRIBE NOW VOTE OUT TOPH. Will is telling me that theyre hammering home the "Ricky doesnt help in challenges" shit which is garbage bc yall lost by like 500 points in this challenge! Losing is a team effort, one person doesnt lose a tribal challenge!!!!! :)))))) Anyway, if what Will is telling me is true Ricky, Ruthie and Toph will go next in no particular order if Espirito goes to tribal that many times b4 a swap/merge. Over here Gwen, Michael and Nayeli are the odd ones out which is bananas since me and Ashley literally just mutinied over here. What kinda flop gameplay is that cmon yall step it up!

this is what i'm dealing with rn, i've been off work for less than 30 minutes and i'm getting bombarded by an alliance i didn't even know i was gonna be added to i'm... so close to the edge lol [7/29/17, 9:12:21 PM] Will: sorry i just like [7/29/17, 9:12:25 PM] Will: need a few minutes [7/29/17, 9:12:39 PM] Will: i’ve been standing up for basically 11 hours straight [7/29/17, 9:13:48 PM] (redacted): Lmao [7/29/17, 9:14:17 PM] Will: did you guys have any thoughts or ideas [7/29/17, 9:14:19 PM] (redacted): But who should we go for [7/29/17, 9:14:24 PM] (redacted): I don't know [7/29/17, 9:14:32 PM] (redacted): I'll go with anyone

The kitty cat found the rat, all it took was fake trust.

THE DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. So Mo wants Ricky out and put it in the tribe. However, Will wants Toph out. Then, Mo and Will m started fighting with me in it a little bit. I was shook. Will just painted a huge target on his back with Mo. Then, Toph told Mo that Will gave him the idol and Mo messaged me about it. Now Mo not only wants Ricky gone (my target) but also Will (my second target). I'm shook. I'm sad the hosts missed this

BY THE FUCKING WAY IF I HAVENT SAID IT IN A WHILE FUCK ALI TANVEER

I'm listening to Amanda G, Rafael, and Bryce's plan to vote out Ricky/Will unfold while on call. This is truly something. I'm very lost but it seems like Mo is going crazy. And Will is messaging me telling me they're being mean to Ricky/him. I'm so confused??? I don't know what happening and I'm in this call. I think I'll just wait until tribal to figure it all out. In other news, no one suspects Amanda of giving Toph the idol. Mo thinks it's Will. The NFPs are rolling with it. I'm so confused I can't even write a proper confessional. Maybe when I'm not on call I can focus. I can't do two things at the same time. I'm sorry.

A little late but my alliance now is doing good with majority on our tribe. The suggestion to even get out Will is so baffling and tried to put a stop to that ASAP. Like why get rid of someone who is better at challenges and who I like talking to over someone who I never talk to. We really need to start winning challenges and I need to try taking advantage of One World more and get in with Nayeli/Michael since she has the idol. My alliance is good but I feel at times gets a little too bold in our views. I also need to watch for Emily to not snake us. I don't think she would but her decision to not mutiny even tho I think it was the correct music, is unsettling. That's a time where she can think clearly but when the alliance suggests doing stuff that is as equally as crazy she doesn't speak up? I'll just watch out because I really like Emily! Buy Nervous System on Itunes.

I'm so tired of this tribe and this alliance, if you want to vote Ricky out like just say it we don't need to do the mental gymnastics like Mo doesn't speak about the game besides "I'm worried about going home" for days and then suddenly strings together this "compelling" argument to vote Ricky out that Raf is clearly more excited about than when someone suggested Toph like... if y'all are gonna be conspiring at least try to make it a little less obvious? Why do y'all hate Ricky so much when he didn't do anything to you? Like every justification for voting out Ricky has a hole poked in it like "he left the challenge chat" [7/29/17, 12:20:04 AM] Rafael Hernandez: I'm leaving [7/29/17, 12:20:06 AM] Ricky 🦄: Ricky 🦄 has left the conversation [7/29/17, 12:20:11 AM] Jay Bee (Azores Host and Athena Series Admin): Ricky gets the points [7/29/17, 12:20:29 AM] Jay Bee (Azores Host and Athena Series Admin): Rafael loses 5 points for his tribe. bloop what's your next point? that was the fucking task so... you're wrong! Anyways I'm gonna go take a nice cleansing shower but.. these people are dumb I'm so tired of it get me off this tribe.

Will has talked about his reasons for keeping Ricky, and he's right. Ricky was ganged up on for the idol lie, but that was strategic, not personal. However, I do understand how Ricky could take all of this personally, but knowing the things I know, it's not. I have my roots in almost everyone in my tribe except Ricky and Will, so point blank is that they need to go. That's it. I hope if either of you are reading this in the future, that's the real reason I want Ricky gone. I'm sorry about the way this has turned out for Ricky, but that's the game and I'm sorry.

the tea is I liked it better when toph was on the other tribe and emily's problem HDSJKSHDKFJ. It is so frightening thinking he could pop off at any moment

OK BITCHS BUCKLE THE FUCK UP BECAUSE IM TAKING YOU FOR A RIDE! THIS MOTHERFUCKER RICKY IS A SLUT FOR MY NAME BECAUSE HE CANT GET IT OUT OF HIS MOUTH! I AM JUST TRYING TO LAY LOW WITH MY ALLIANCE THIS WEEK AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN NOT STOP BRING MY NAME UP! NOW TO MY OLD TRIBE? OH HUNTY BOO BOO! GET ME MY GOO GOO JUICE AND LETS WHOPPY GOLBURG YOUR ASS HOME THIS WEEK!

Hey huntys! You're least favorite player and worst messy bitch is here! Oh lordy Jesus better send a flash of lightning down on rickys fake ass when he walks the hell out of here tonight! I honestly am happy to see him go home. I did get caught in a lie but that fake ass mofo could have done it in private. This fake ass hoe Amanda L could not be any more suspicious with abbey. Like hunty someone spilled the tea to me a out you too in kahoots together. Oh sit on a pincone and shove a bottle of tartar sauce down my throat because if these fake ass people told be the truth I wont be so fishy all the time.

Whoppy goldberg my ass Whoppi goldberg my ass

Toph always goes off at the wrong time and I feel like I can't control him. I need to make sure he doesn't go off. Also, he's being MEAN! I don't like it! He is so mean to Ricky for exposing him. And he deserved to be called out! Whatever. Honestly, I'll keep him around because he gives me information and wants to take me far, but I do not trust him and I will not give him very much information. Honestly I'm starting to think Rafael is dangerous to be working with too. I'm very worried. I trust Amanda G and Bryce in the NFPs, but Toph and Rafael are all over the place. I do not want to be connected with either of them anymore. Ahhhhh Amanda Lynn, Abbey, Francie, and I have bonded and I really like our alliance! If NFPs falls apart, I have the Gal Pals to rely on. I have to go so I will confess more later. Goodbye!

My iconic queen ruthie! My cracked queen ruthie. My one true love. This queen bitch over here slaying the game asking the tribe if shes the target! Like what a true iconic moment. Like ruthie can be a true Disney queen. Like i love her so much and i will not be voting against her.

Bitchhh this game is so crazy like i want to expose so many fake people right now. Lookig at you Amanda L, nayeli, will. Like Amanda L is such a snake in the grass shes like has such a strong social game it's sickening. Nayeli hunty we know you have the idol boo! Like hunty out here with it. My best guess is gwen, nayeli and micheal are working together, francie, Amanda L, abbey, and Emily. With Ashley and ali on the outs.

If we ever go to a tribal is going to be messy, so Amanda comes up to me she wants out either Nayeli or Gwen out which I'm not okay with because I don't wanna go against michale and them, and Michael came up to me today telling me that Amanda and abbey are a final Two deal and I'm like QAADIR HOWARD VOICE "are you kidding me, these people are messy" so I wanna get out abbey the next tribal so Amanda can be close with me so! Catch the tea on that (tea) also ali daddy feel better

I just got home from Orlando and now I'm getting semi nervous for tonight! I think the vote is going to be toph or Ricky though and I hope I can really trust will, we'll see! I may not be as wild this tribal, I'm trying to lay low but not too low and I may try to be around for the next call and use my southern charm to talk to these people. I hope we have enough people to get toph out because Will thinks that Raf is the one that gave toph the idol too, so we'll see, I'm so nervous for tonight!

WHY THE FUCK IS THE MOTHERFUCKER HAVE MY NAME STILL IN HIS MOUTH! LIKE MICHEAL YOU ARE ON THE OTHER TRIBE YOU AND YOUR FAKE ASS! LIKE FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SNAKY ASS BITCH! RICKY OUT HERE BEING MY TRUE DADDY HELPING ME OUT. MEANWHILE THESE FAKE ASS HOES BEING LITTLE GREMLINS LYING ABOUT SHIT. LIKE I CANT STAND THIS MOTHERFUCKER ANYMORE MICHEAL YOU ARE GETTING EXPOSED SOON HUNTY.

Ricky has been messaging me today, and I am shook. He has been telling me to target Toph because Toph is snake, but that is not the way I'm going. Ricky has also been talking to Michael apparently, and Michael knows that Ricky is the target. My bet is that he has been talking to Will and Will told him that Michael is the target. So, Michael is also a snake. Emily needs to get him out when she goes to tribal. Also, Michael said that Toph followed then unfollowed Emily to Ricky which is not true (the unfollowing part). The plan is still to get Ricky out, but the information being spread around will be useful later.

I can't tell if I'm being guilt tripped or not.

OH FUCK MICHEAL! THIS MOTHERFUCKING BERY BENSON LOOKING ASS HOE! LIKE KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR FLIPPY FLOPPY MOUTH LIKE YOU FAKE ASS MOUNTAIN POTS AND PAN HOE. LIKE YOU AND NAYELI ARE LIKE A FUCKING BURT AND ERNIE LOOKING ASS COUPLE. http://www.girlsgonechild.net/2015/10/?m=1

lakshdhajdjdhs Toph just messaged me saying "what's up old tribe mate" like buddy,,,I'm not gonna take too kindly to you given that you mutinied. ik I said something about keeping him at arms length but still lowkey close before, but now? I don't really care what happens to him now. I'm not gonna be all buddy buddy with him especially if we both make merge. acquaintances. that's all

Toph has to start keeping his mouth shut otherwise I might have to distance myself from him to benefit my game. He's really funny and cool, but gamewise he's a really terrible ally that can blow up any minute now. Emily is scared now because since she's calling him out, he might expose her which is a very real possibility. Emily is my closest ally in this game and I really cannot risk her or me getting exposed.

I feel like I'm playing a good game, I feel like everyone likes me and trust me 😊 I feel like I'll be here for a while

At this point it's really just sad if people are gonna vote Ricky out because it's what Rafael wants like... that's so fucking dumb y'all are dumb and boring and need to stop listening to the munchkin who looked up my LinkedIn profile because he thought it would be funny to actually stalk and read out my social media information on call. Anyways....

And for my last hurrah. FUCK YOU Ali Tanveer.

anyways life complicated but practically I'm kinda excited that i got two new tribemates!! they seem fishy af bc i think they like amanda but whatever. also toph is a snake lol i hope he gets out first knowing how the other tribe is cracked like amanda said I'm going to assume they got along with him lol

This tribal :) is gonna be :) iconic :) get ready kids!

if i stay i'm literally choking

I need a drink

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LAST WORDS: Well. I honestly just wanted to make it jury but i guess my time was cut short. Emily i love you so fucking much and i hope you win this game! I honestly had my hopes held high and they were crushed. Emily i love you and you better win this game!

Toph becomes the fourth person voted out of Survivor Athena: Azores

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Chapter 202

April

"Diva, How are you Mama?"

"Hey, Joyce, you fool." I chuckle.

She laughs. "Where are you going to be this weekend?"

I touch Caden's foot and smile. "Taking the babies back to LA. Cammie is cooking me a dinner then we going shopping in the morning."

"Before I comment on your fucking life... I would like to say how damn proud of my baby I am. He has not been in any type of trouble this year. I would personally like to blame it on my perfect daughter in law."

"Chris has been doing well."

She makes her eyes big. "I call and he answers. I offer my help figuring things out and he tells me his already well formed plan. I mean thank you God. He even has a golden relationship with this baby's mother of his. I call him asking him when I will see the baby. He tells me to go pick her up and where to get her from. Sure enough the gurl was there with the baby. No attitude no nothing."

"And they say mothers can't pick their children's partner. You said it from the get go. Chris needs to be with Amber. She is second only to Cammie."

"Oh whatever."

I chuckle then stop. "Let me tell you. I'm headed to Charleston because some little whiny thing wants to feel like she not being included as a grandma. Her husband upgraded my ticket and purchased one that has a layover in Charleston. How fucking convenient?"

"Stop. She complain because she not active? I mean do you see me asking? I make shit happen."

"Exactly. Not whine to my damn children."

"Bitches. So how long will you be in Charleston?"

"About two hours. I am not going to church with them. Not again. White ass church. Everybody scared to get up and clap. Got a nerve to have a damn limit on offerings. Grandma gave the little boy $2 saving the lord has his eyes on you put both of them in."

Joyce claps her hand against something. "Shut up, April."

"Buggiz going to church with them to make sure everything go well. If taking my grandbabies to church with you settles all else then by all means take them to church. But I will not be going."

"Hold on, April."

Lane walks into the room stripped down to his boxers. "I not going nowhere."

I tilt my head at him. "Excuse me?"

"We not are-ne. I not go. K?" he says putting his hand up and walking back out.

"This boy done lost his mind." I say out loud to myself.

Joyce comes back to the phone. "I was saying who from across the room. Who?"

I shake my head. "Lane's ass comes in here with no clothes telling me he not going and we not arguing about it. Who the hell he think he talking to?"

"He said he not arguing?"

"Yes. Then said okay like I need to understand that it's final. Lord, help this child."

Joyce laughs. "Oh be quiet. You not going to do nothing. Look at my sweet baby."

I smile. "Awh, hey, Royalty. She is too cute."

"Yes she is in grandma outfit. She trying to get back to the dog." Joyce says putting her down.

"So cute. If only Lane were that easy to deal with. I miss that age. He was just grandma sweet baby. Now that mouth. I be like Lane..."

He yells. "Huh?"

"Boy come here. Nobody called you."

"Huh?" he says at the door.

I turn the camera to him. "Look at this J."

She busts out laughing. "He has nothing on."

"Lane where your clothes?"

"Bathroom."

"Go get your clothes on."

He puts his hands on his hips. "I not going, Nanma. Told you that."

I roll my eyes. "I'm not going to be dealing with this poorly articulated preteen all day. He gonna make me call his mama. Joyce you should hear him telling me he told me he not going. How old is he?"

"He is 14 years premature."

"Yes!" I look up for him. He playing with his truck like it's nobody business he naked. "Let me get off this phone."

She laughs. "Call me when you get in."

I shake my head. "You know I'm going to."

"Lane!"

"You yelling? Wake that baby now."

I cover my face. "I'll just call Cammie because we not going to get no fucking where."

"Geesh." he says walking out.

"What?"

He doesn't say nothing. Cammie just don't know that this boy repeats everything he hears her say to him. He knows way too many word combinations and he can barely say the damn words. Too smart. Here he comes with new clothes. Not the ones he had on before. What is his reason for this?

"Those are not the same clothes. Where are your other clothes?"

"The bathroom."

I stand up. "Lane, I'm not playing with you boy."

He starts crying. "Sorry, Grandma."

"Oh really." I say walking out.

"No." he says grabbing my hand and stomping his feet.

What did he fucking do? Stupid of me to let him be alone. I walk into the bathroom across the hall. No clothes or signs of Lane. I go down the hall to Forrest's bathroom. He laying across the floor with a towel on his head.

"What are you doing?"

"Only way I can tell when that devil coming."

I suck my teeth and peek into his bathroom. "Look at this shit. You didn't hear your damn nephew playing in water?"

"Huh?" he says sitting up. "Playing in what?"

"Clean this shit up."

Forrest drops his head when he peeks in the bathroom. "Man that little fucker."

I hit him. "Don't call him that."

"Go hit him for fucking throwing his shit in the toilet. Where the damn water come from?"

"He can turn on water." I push Forrest and walk away.

I get to the room ready to fuss at him. He is on the bed with Caden in his underwear with his pants halfway on. He turns his head looking at me then he turns back burying his head into Caden's side. Caden doesn't even move.

"Lane."

"I can't."

I sigh. He making me sad. "Come on. Let me help you."

I fix his pants and put his shirt on. My phone rings. He drops it answering it before I could.

"Grandma." he says. "Hey, Grandma."

I put it on speaker then finish putting his shirt on.

"Hello, Lane. You going to come see me?"

"I go see mommy."

"Where is your grandma April?"

I button his shirt. "I'm here."

"I canceled the thing at church. I'm not spending my 3 hours staring at the pastor's wife speak. What do you think about wine sipping and the fun park with my other grandbaby?"

"Let me find out you cool people behind that church dress."

She giggles. "I was able to entertain an entertainer for years. I'm no slow church hat wearing nun."

"Okay." I laugh. "But I'm not going anywhere with Lane and that cute she demon."

"I called her Sula. Like from the Little Mermaid. But she has a nanny."

"Fancy."

She giggles. "Only when she is with me. I can't handle that girl. Her mother can't do nothing with her. She only listens to Cammie and her father."

I laugh. "Poor nanny."

"What? No she gets paid. I warned her. It's all fair."

"Let me get ready to the flight."

"Okay, be safe."

I cut my eyes at the phone. Let me find out that Cammie mother has another side to her. One not so bitchy and stuck up.

Cammie

"I don't even know." I blow. "I'm so ready to see my babies."

"I bet so." MiMi says.

There's a rock at the door. I wipe my hands off and look out of the kitchen. Trey isn't nowhere to be seen. I sigh then walk to the door. I forgot to tell MiMi to hold on. Some little kid screams. I get happy thinking about Lane then I suddenly get sad. He doesn't even make that noise.

"I told you, Mommy!" King yells. "Where Lane?"

"Calm down boy." I say. "Lane on the airplane. He not here."

King ignores me running pass me. "Trey! Hi!"

"What's up, Cairo. Angela."

"Where Lane?"

"He at the store." Trey says.

King sits on the couch. "Where boy at?"

"Who Caden? The baby?"

"Yeah."

"Hey, Boo." I say hugging Chyna.

She makes her eyes big then rubs her belly. "Guess who packing?"

I pull her towards the kitchen. "Shut up. Another baby?"

"You made it look so easy."

"And the daddy?"

She giggles. "Not telling your trifling ass cause you so wrapped up in your life you don't care about a bitch."

"Bitch." I giggle. "MiMi!"

"Where you went?" MiMi snaps.

I get close to the phone first. "This pregnant slut came to my door."

"Who?"

"Angela the fake ass china doll."

"I hate that bitch." MiMi snaps. "I don't even know why you telling me about her."

Chyna laughs. "You dick mouth bitch."

MiMi sucks her teeth. "I bet she don't know the daddy."

"I hate y'all. King! Let's go. Lane not home."

"Wait." I laugh. "Who the daddy? Cause last I checked you were single."

She sticks up her middle finger. "Find out before I get back or fucking hold your breath and die."

King comes into the kitchen with Lane truck. "I stay. Bye."

"No, come on. You can come back when Lane gets home." She says nicely. He falls dropping the car and screaming. "King I said... Oh my fucking gosh."

"Bad parent." MiMi yells.

Chyna giggles. "Shut up your baby still sits down to pee."

I laugh. "You so dumb. King stop showing off. Get up."

"Okay." He pouts. "I stay Cammie?"

"No, we going to get your car. Stop acting stupid. I swear. Fine stay. I can save all my money. You won't get the car."

He falls out again. "I want my car!"

Trey walks in the kitchen. "What are y'all doing to him?"

"Nothing." Chyna says grabbing his arm. "We will be bad after he gets his car. What time Lane coming?"

"5." King says.

Chyna looks at me. "What time?"

"Actually it is 5. I say looking at the clock. Who told you that, King?"

"Trey." King says snatching away from Chyna and running to the door. "See you later!"

"Bye, King."

Trey sighs. "Damn, I thought Lane did too much crying."

Chyna rolls her eyes. "I will be bringing him back. He not going to shut up about Lane."

"That's fine. Bring clothes for him. You minus well."

"I'm glad you already know." She says grabbing some grapes. "And make me a plate. MiMi ol stank ass."

MiMi laughs then stop. "Cammie! Guess who came by today with gifts and shit."

"Chris?"

"No girl. You warm."

"Umm... Joyce?"

She sighs. "No, you not gonna guess. Fucking LyLy."

"Chris sister? What? Gifts?"

"My fucking son. I swear. K don't know when they spent time together. She says he told her that she forgot 5 of his birthdays. He not fucking 5. So what he talking bout. She gave him 5 gifts. This little guy got the world figured out."

I laugh. "He is a mess. I swear. These bad ass kids."

"Mama say they gonna be late."

"What?" I snap turning to Trey.

Trey shrugs. "They got to wait for a later flight."

"How they even... MiMi let me call April."

"K." she says hanging up.

I call April. She answers the phone laughing. "We still haven't left yet, Cammie. Caden has exactly 3 bottles thanks to Lane."

"What did Lane do? Waste it?"

"He drunk it. He opened the bottle top and drunk it. Said that it was his Mommy milk for him."

I laugh. "What is his problem? Do I need to start pumping for him?"

"What happened?" Trey asks.

That reminded me of him saying they were leaving late.

"So if he only has 3 bottles how late are you planning on leaving? That's not going to last long."

"Girl, calm down. I'm in Virginia on schedule as planned. What are you talking about?"

I cut my eyes at Trey. He smiles and shrugs. Lying ass. What was the fucking point of doing that? I roll my eyes at him.

"Trey told me you were leaving late."

"Don't follow that boy up. I will call 'YOU' with any changes. Plus I only have 3 bottles. I'm going to be there by 5."

"Okay just call when you land in South Carolina, Ma."

"You know I will."

I put the phone on the counter then turn to Trey. "Tremaine?"

He shrugs again. "We have 4 hours before the boys are home. Can I have my wife to myself?"

"Unbelievable. Put those cans up. Are you going to help me clean up and get this dinner started?"

"In 3 hours."

I roll my eyes. "I'm trying to have this dinner ready for your mother, Tremaine."

"2 and a half hours."

"What are we gonna do for 2 hours?"

He puts a grape between his teeth then lick around it. I turn away from him and dump the chicken into the slow cooker. I already planned for dinner as though the kids were home. I know Trey isn't going to let me cook and clean without catering to him in between. I wash my hands then look to see if he put the cans up.

"Tremaine?"

"Are these cans sorted out? Why? In alphabetical order? Get the fuck out of here. Who took the time to fucking do this?"

I go to the pantry door. "I had someone else do it."

"You paid someone to organize our pantry?"

"I did. Kid freely. See... Big stuff on the ground. Snacks knee high. Cans secure, shelves secure, and child locks for wine and liquor."

He throws some grapes in his mouth. "Fucking pathetic. This some shit I would do."

"Wanna see if it is safe for us?"

"How? Climb the shelves?" he says grabbing a shelf above his head.

I take my shirt off. "A little less ambitious."

He looks at me then smile. "Get over here."

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