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i got this shirt at a thrift store for like $4 i LOVE it
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aihobonickels · 10 months
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#228 HARLEY QUINN MS. JOKER
In the twisted streets of Gotham's haze,
Harley Quinn dances with a Joker's craze.
Her humor wild, her mind unbound,
A fan favorite, in chaos she's crowned.
"Now That's A Killer App!" she'd jest,
Apathetic to death, no fear in her chest.
With Joker by her side, she'd rise and fall,
A deranged duo, laughing through it all.
"A-Okay, Mr. J." her loyalty clear,
No bounds for her puddin', no matter how queer.
In battles fierce, she'd fight with glee,
For the love of her Joker, she'd set foes free.
"How Rude!" she'd cry, in defense of her man,
Lashing out, she'd fight with all she can.
Her manners amiss, her heart awry,
But for the Joker, she'd even dare to die.
"It's The End Of The World. Have A Drink With Us."
In chaos, she'd find joy, never making a fuss.
Facing doom, she'd toast with a grin,
Her loyalty bound to her newfound kin.
"Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka," she'd jest,
In madness, she'd find love, crazier than the rest.
In Jokerized Drake, she'd find a twisted thrill,
A wicked motherly role, her heart to fill.
"I’m Rubber, You’re Glue," she'd taunt with ease,
Her threats cloaked in humor, wicked as a disease.
A six-inch exit wound, her words would sting,
With a twisted smile, her taunts would bring.
"Stupid Bats, You're Ruining Date Night!" she'd cry,
For love of the Joker, she'd reach for the sky.
No fear of the Bat, no terror in her heart,
In chaos and laughter, she'd play her part.
"Maybe I Can Sneak You Some Shampoo?" she'd tease,
For Ivy's distress, she'd aim to please.
In madness, she'd find kindness rare,
For her friends, she'd show a twisted care.
"Mama's Gonna Paint The Streets With Blood," she'd say,
In the wake of Joker's death, she'd pave the way.
Her love, her pain, all mixed in one,
Harley Quinn, a villain with love undone.
In Joker's arms, she'd find her place,
A deadly dance, a twisted embrace.
Two souls entwined in madness and glee,
Harley Quinn and Joker, forever they'll be.
So in Gotham's dark, their story unfolds,
Of laughter and pain, of tales untold.
Harley Quinn, a queen in a madman's game,
In chaos and love, she'll eternally reign.
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ememquinn · 1 year
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Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka
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deaththeasian · 2 years
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Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka. 💣 Cosplay: #harleyquinn Cosplayer: @sunchildcosplay 💣 #harleyquinncosplay #Harley #cosplay #dccomics #dc #dcuniverse #cosplayer #cosplaygirl #cosplayersofinstagram #cosplayphotography #holmat2021 #comics #suicidesquad (at Holiday Matsuri) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChAdKHVrxs9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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newpapercuts · 3 years
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{cis woman; she/her; bisexual} –Dr. Harleen Quinzel aka Harley Quinn who comes from marvel has been spotted in sydney. they are twenty-nine years old and are a human. they have been called intelligent, bubbly, and demented. it seems like their memories are faded. i’ve also heard that they are a dead ringer for margot robbie.
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prettydeada · 2 years
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HARLEY QUINN TAG DROP
* feel free to blog my tag drop tag, theres gonna be a bunch of these. Every time i finish a character page I’m dropping there tags.
( DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT  | tag drop )
SWEETIE GET MOMMY’S BAZOOKA | harley quinn
WELCOME TO THE FREAK SHOW | harley quinn ( interactions )
OH SHE’S HOT BUT A PSYCHO | harley quinn ( visage )
THE ONLY REASON I’M HERE IS TO WRECK HAVOC | harley quinn ( musings )
BLOW A KISS FIRE A GUN | harley quinn ( mannerisms )
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aniquinade · 3 years
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i’m still iffy on what we’ve seen of harley in the suicide squad trailers and promo but here is me NOT BEING NEGATIVE for once and listing some things i do like:
the costumes! though i wish that it was a diamond on her right breast and not a star
HOW CARTOONY HER ACTION SCENES ARE!! harley as a character views violence in a delusional and hallucinatory manner where everything really is a joke + appears like it might in a slapstick cartoon, so i appreciate that it’s finally being touched upon
some of her jokes are okay? i don’t like the vulgar/gross ones because that’s not very ic but i can see some flashes of dini-ism in there
sweetie, get mommy’s bazooka! harley in red and black + rocket launcher = ♥️🖤💥
harley being referred to as a COURT JESTER
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poisonousquinzel · 4 years
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sweetie, get mommy's bazooka!
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Sweetie, Get mommy’s Bazooka. https://www.instagram.com/p/CET7ngLg3xQaYJTS2nhWNoPLRXA-ZY3ciU0rmI0/?igshid=13j1vhy2j2hss
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mrevaunit42 · 7 years
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Nova vs Chapter 18: This is how we do it
Hello everyone, Mr.E here and back! Thank you for everyone who likes, comments and reblogs this story. it means a lot to me
i want to apologize to those who were waiting for this. I took a month off because in all these nearly 2 years of writing (holy snap that’s next month) and the random bouts were i didn’t post, I never actually took a break. but I’m back, refreshed and ready to keep stories for you amazing people.
Here it is, the finale of the current arc thought of by my good friend @marionette-j2x who was kind enough to let me borrow her ocs *Jelina, Mary and Berry with their lord Kim* and let me write out the arc idea she came up with and a special @thefandombytes who helped me with some translations. thanks buddy, I greatly appreciate it! 
This is not the story finale so no worries, there’s still some more nova on the way. Well I am going to simply let the show get on the road cuz I know a few of you waited a long time for this so here we go.
also here’s the link to the ff page in case you want read this from the beginning or stumble upon this randomly https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11773524/1/Nova-Butterfly-vs-the-Forces-of-Adolescence
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There was a deathly silence that filled the air, a stillness that no one seemed to want to break.
Katrina stood defiant in front of the children, hammer still embedded in the ground before the shifting, almost slithering robes of the cultists, their eyes empty and lifeless.
“Do you refuse to yield?” Katrina asked, body tensed with preparation.
She knew their answer already but never hurt to make sure. Royal bodyguard she may be but she was always fair.
The cultists stared at one another, not a single word shared among them but each agreeing with the same course of action.
Together as one, they surged forward, their thick black robes moving as a singular entity and making it seem like the shadows themselves were lunging towards the group.
“Yep” Katrina muttered to herself as she kicked her weapon into her armored gauntlet, lifting the massive object without pause “That's what I thought.”
Katrina leapt into action, swirling and twisting her body around faster and faster until she was a whirling hurricane of righteous fury.
The cultists paused in their charge, sharing a concern look of regret as Katrina crashed into the frozen foes and sending several flying helplessly through the air.
Katrina was relentless in her attack: Her hammer swept droves of enemies off their feet, scattering and breaking their formation with one blow.
The closest cultists jumped onto the armored figure, trying to use their weight to slow the juggernaut but all that managed to achieve was let loose a sigh of annoyance.
Katrina effortlessly gripped a helpless cultist in her hand, rolling her eyes as she threw them as far as she could, an unseen smirking gracing her lips while the sickening crunch of his bones against the solid stones walls filled the room.
However, Katrina was but one warrior among a sea of enemies and no matter how many she held back, she could not stop them all.
Katrina reached for one of the robed figures who managed to slip under her and bolted towards the helpless children but before she could grasp his hood, another one of his comrades slammed his fist against her chest plate. While the attack had done nothing more than broke the attacker's hand, it had startled Katrina enough. Instincts took over and she turned around, instinctively grabbing head of the unlucky cultist and smashing her helmet into him, sending him reeling to the floor.
“Wait, NO!” Katrina cried but the cultists were swarming and Katrina had no time to lament her failure. She thrust her hammer outward, catching an approaching enemy in the stomach before flexing. With one mighty shove, the nearest cultists skidded the floor with an angry Katrina looming over them.
Jack was the first noticed a few of the robed figures heading their way, a small group that manged to break through Katrina's defense.
Jack wobbled to his feet, his body tired and sore from the previous battles. Two transformations a day had drained a lot out of him but he had no choice but to attempt a third.
“What I do for covy....” Jack muttered wearily.
Jack stood up straight, trying to ignore the aches in his body but before he could even take a deep breath, someone gestured at him with a strange hand sign he vaguely remembered.
“Oh crap” Jack managed to get before he sailed through the air, the dark magic taking hold over him and bringing him closer to the figure.
Jack slid across the floor, wincing in pain as he fell a few feet short of the spell caster.
“You suck!” Jack shouted angrily, struggling to get to his feet “Seriously, my lola can do magic better than you and she doesn't understand what a wiccan is!”
The hooded caster made no indication he heard the half demon. Instead, he broke into a sprint, drawing closer and closer to the helpless Jack.
Jack gripped the stone floor rightly, his claws digging into the tile as he tried to will himself up but he felt like there was a massive weight on the back of his head pushing him against the floor.
“Stop struggling, I need a steady surface.”
“YOU!” Jack snarled when he finally noticed Jelina kneeling next to him, one hand held firmly on her massive bazooka and the other square on Jack's head, planting him firmly to the ground.
“I know you don't need my help right now” Jelina explained, a hint of sarcasm hidden in her neutral voice “But could you please stay down? I need to provide covering fire if we are to escape”
“I hate you” Jack muttered quietly as Jelina began unleashing a barrage of missiles into the thickest parts of the horde.
With hand grabbing at the scuff of Jack's collar, Jelina rose to her feet, hoisting the magician in the air like he was some sort of kitten.
“I don't have a lot of ammo so keep up” Jelina told him flatly
Jack struggled, flailing his arms and legs wildly in an attempt to break free of the mechanical maiden's grip “Well put me down and I'll...”
“No time”
and without warning, Jelina broke into a full sprint, the world becoming a blur of colors that lasted only a moment before Jack found himself unceremoniously dumped next to the still embraced figures of Nova and Connor
“Alright” Jack admitted “that was pretty cool.”
“I'm afraid we have to engage the enemy” Jelina glanced towards Berry and Mary who nodded in agreement
“I forbid it” Kim chimed in defensively “You will not foolishly risk your lives.”
“But master, we...”
“You live to serve me” Kim replied, a finality to his voice “You cannot do that if you are dead.”
Before Jelina could argue, the room was filled with a pinkish purplish light that glowed softly in the darkness.
Amidst the fighting, everyone had forgotten about the still massive dimension portal lazily hovering where the ceiling once was.
The sudden shift in illumination blinded many of the combatants (except Katrina who kept wailing away on her foes unhindered.)
Nova rose her hand to shield her eyes from the glow, Connor's embrace tightening despite the warm feeling that surrounded them.
Something descended slowly. Nova could hear the light fluttering of wings approach, softly growing louder as the source of the light drew closer to her.
Nova squinted, trying her hardest to see past the blazing light.
“What is that?” Nova muttered to herself, leaning forward to get a closer look.
A little gasp escaped Nova's lips, her eyes wide with awe and wonder upon seeing through the veil of illumination.
“Mom...” she softly whispered.
Nova couldn't help but stare at her mother as the light slowly dimmed. She had never seen her mother in her Mewberty form before and despite the descriptions from varying sources, none had done the sight justice.
Her mother's normally fair skin was now tinged a deep, rich purple. Her pink, rose colored wings with fluttered gently behind her. Her long, golden blonde hair was now faded and twisted into two antenna like cones. Star wore sleek, well polished sliver battle armor that had obviously been custom made for the queen given her pair of arms were now six. Her eyes and hearts glowed with a harsh light and for once in her life Nova could feel the royal authority behind her mother.
This was the Butterfly that would not allow anyone to deny her her choice of husband. That was the Butterfly that fought tooth and nail to reunite with her beloved and daughter. That was the Butterfly who defeated Toffee and reformed an ancient dynasty, bringing unity to two warring enemies. That was the Butterfly who connected two dimensions forever.
That was Star Butterfly.
The light faded from her eyes and hearts, returning them to normal.
“Mom!” Nova cried, unable to help herself as she raced forward (with Connor supporting from behind)
She lunged at her mother, locking her arms around her tightly as tears began to pool in her eyes
“Mommy, I'm so happy you're here” Nova sniffled “I was so scared. I thought I wasn't going to see you again a-and the wand! Mom, I'm sorry I couldn't...”
Nova fell silent as Star's hand gently brushed her hair, her touch soft and affectionate while she held Nova closer.
“I'm here. Mommy's got you sweetie. You are safe. Nothing else matters.”
Nova pulled away only to find a relived smile on Star's face, her eyes warm and loving.
“Hey, what about me?” A voice called from behind Star.
“D-dad? You're here too?”
Marco scoffed in mock annoyance as he appeared from behind Star, still well dressed though now rocking another accessory in the form of a sheathed katana.
“My little girl was kidnapped! Of course I'm going to be here.” Marco rolled his eyes playfully.
Nova tackled him, hugging her father tightly while the tears flowed freely down her cheeks
“There, there angel” Marco whispered gently, patting Nova's head lovingly “It's okay. We're here.”
Marco and Star shared a look, one that brought a shiver down Nova's spine.
“OOOOOOO KATRINAKINS!”
Katrina flinched in embarrassment, ignoring the thrashing of the figure whose figure she held by the throat.
“Your majesty, did you have to call me that here? Now?”
Star gave a peppy nod as Marco ushered everyone behind himself and his wife.
“Of course. Katrina, please come back and help the children through the portal. Kim and his maids included. We will take care of this.”
Katrina's mask was indifferent but the fierce warrior's posture changed at once.
“Oh boy” Katrina muttered to the still struggling cultist “You are all in trouble now”
Katrina smashed the figure against the ground and jumped high into the air, effortlessly landing next to Star and Marco in a single leap.
“Okay kids time to go!” Katrina instructed, hoisting Connor by the scuff and tossing him through the massive portal
Connor flailed wildly for a moment before landing on the Diaz's living floor with a muted thud.
Nova stayed back though close to Katrina who now was arguing with Kim about how much trouble he was in.
“In, now” Katrina snarled
“we refuse” Jelina shot back, the trio of mechanical maidens standing between the towering monster and their demon lord.
“I'm afraid you don't have much of a choice. You are under suspicion of conspiracy of kidnapping the princess and if I have to take you by force, I will.”
“Wow” Berry chimed in, thoroughly impressed “that sounds bad. Really bad.”
“Ugh, who cares” Mary crossed her arms “We're not going with you.”
“Our master has done nothing wrong. We refuse to comply with your request” jelina added in
“Ladies”
The trio turned to Kim who gestured them to remain calm
“I will go with you”
“Master!” The maids cried out indignantly
Kim raised his hand and they fell silent at once
“My maids will accompany me of course” Kim went on “I will go with you willingly though I suspect you to be honest in your findings.”
Katrina gave a curt nod “We just need to verify if you were working alone or of your own free will. Nothing more.”
Kim nodded “I agree to your terms, shall we?”
Katrina picked up Kim with one hand and the fuming maids in the other, placing them carefully on the floor away from the portal
Sol stared at the demonic overlord and the brightly colored maids that suddenly appeared in his home.
“Whoa” Sol nodded “I'm going to need more cookies” and promptly raced into the kitchen to get snacks for their guests.
Marco drew his katana, tossing the sheath into the portal and onto the couch.
Star took a step forward. There were still dozens upon dozens of cultists despite the countless groaning bodies that littered the floor.
Star took a deep, calming breath. She closed her eyes, imagining a peaceful relaxing field in Mewni she was so fond of.
Marco braced himself, hands covering his ears.
Star's eyes snapped open, her grin bending into a bone chilling smirk.
The cultists fidgeted nervously, their self preservation instincts screaming at them to run for the door.
“So.” Star spoke gently, her gaze scanning the sea of fabric that stood before her “YOU TRIED TO KIDNAP MY LITTLE GIRL!?”
Star's voice boomed with an unearthly volume, shaking the hooded figures externally and internally.
Despite their stoic, inhuman nature, they shuddered at the sound of pure anger laced within the mother's tone.
Star hadn't even waited for a response.
She gestured outward with a single hand and before faster than anyone could anticipate, ribbons of pink energy collided with several cultist chests, sending them crashing into those fortunate enough not to blasted by the righteous fury of Mewni's queen.
Silence as the world seemed to slow, Star's fingers smoking in the stillness
With a screeching battle cry, the figures that remained standing raced forward, hoping to overwhelm the Mewman with their sheer numbers.
Marco rolled his eyes, strolling past Star to place himself between the horde and his wife.
“Marco sweetie” Star cooed lovingly
“Yes honey?”
“Save some for me, will you?”
Marco a gave short nod as he held his katana at his side.
One poor soul made the unfortunate decision to lunge at Marco, thinking it was the most brilliant idea he ever had.
Marco smirked, swinging the flat of his blade against the mid-air foe who tumbled to the floor face first, his nose breaking with a sickening crunch.
Marco charged forward, pushing deep into the crowd while his sword blurred about his body with inhuman speed
Cultists fell at his feet, clutching the various body parts Marco struck achingly, thick, nasty looking bruises already forming.
Marco slashed towards a line of approaching hooded figures and with a flick of his wrists, pieces of hair fell gently to the floor, their owners clutching at their heads fearfully as they backed away from the king.
“got you!” Someone cried from behind, leaping onto Marco's back and attempting to trap him in a hold “Surrender or...”
Crack.
The figure stumbled backwards, a river of crimson leaking from his nose. Marco swiftly turned about and drove the hilt of his katana into the attacker's forehead.
He crumpled to the floor motionless at his feet.
The cultists were giving Marco a wide berth now, surrounding him a very loose circle.
“Look, I just want to go home” Marco told them, motioning with his weapon casually “Just back off and this won't hurt. Well it will hurt but it won't hurt as much as if you make me take you down. What I mean to say the ratio of pain is lessened if you just give up”
“Marco! Stop mathing at them and kick their butts” Star yelled
“You are but a man!”
“But I'm not” a voice called from the door way and stepping out of the shadows was Tom who was as impeccably dressed as Marco.
Marco waved cheerfully with his sword “Oh hey Tom! What brings you here?”
“I figured we could speed this along. Got word that Kim is not a board member and thus fair game. Hey, are we still meeting up for bowling?”
“Totally” Marco nodded in agreement “But this is getting boring. Let's wrap thing up.
“Boring?!” The cultists cried out indignantly but their groans of complaint grew into whimpers of fear as Tom's trio of eyes glowed with a blood red hue.
The CEO of the Underworld grew in size, his limbs and body elongating to an impossible length. his entire form changed, growing and growing as his muscles budged outward ripping the fabric of his shirt. His nails grew and glimmer with a razor sharpness. Glowing orange demonic runes were scrawled every inch of his body as his horns bent and curved backwards, twisting in a tight loop. Flames spread across the normally clean shaven face of the demon until a thick, burning beard made of pure fire crackled against his skin.
Tom let out a roar that shook the very foundation of the world before reaching for a hooded figure, easily plucking him from the sea of his comrades despite his struggling.
Tom swept outward, knocking rows of the cultists to the floor as Marco sprang into action, driving his hilt and flat of his blade into every forehead he could find.
Star took to the skies, bombarded the unlucky souls below with multicolored narwhals, ribbons of concussive force and bright pink gumballs of energy.
Nova watched in awe as the numerous enemies dwindled rapidly before her eyes.
Nova shifted guiltily at the sight of her parents
“They really are amazing.....” She mumbled sadly to herself.
Star waved with a free hand and at her command swirls of pink energy formed at the cultists feet,  spinning faster and faster with a reckless abandon before forming into a thick, powerful pink tornado that swallowed entire figures whole and trapped them in an endless cycle.
Several figures attempted to leap at Tom all at once in hopes of somehow overwhelming the demonic lord but Tom swiped them out of the air, sending them crashing against the solid stone floor before giving them a good punt outside the door.
Marco ducked and weaved through the hooded figures, expertly attacking any cultists who was foolish enough to try and stop him, making sure to give some warning cuts to some clothing for good measure
“That is pretty terrifying” Connor called to Nova, his green eyes wide with awe “I've never seen your parents fight before.”
“I've never seen mom transform before.” Nova replied in a stun awe.
“What is going on here?!” A new voice called from the Diaz household.
The fighting stopped at once with no one sure why exactly everyone had paused.
There was a dull thud as someone fell through the portal into the underworld, the darkness of the room against the illumination from the setting sun on Earth basked the person in a shadowy silhouette
“JACK!” A motherly whine called out and before the young half demon knew it, he found himself trapped in a familiarly tight embrace.
“MOM!” Jack cried out in embarrassment, much to his horror “What are you doing here?! AND STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!”
“How dare you run off to the Underworld without telling me?” Janna scolded, grabbing and pulling on her son's ear “Hmm? What were you thinking?”
“Oww, OWW! sinusubukan ko lang makatulong sa aking mga kaibigan!”
“Really?” Janna peered closer “AND YOU RUINED YOUR CLOTHES?!”
“MOM!” Jack whimpered helplessly
“Don't you mom me!” Janna frowned “I worked very hard to make you those clothes and you can't even keep them cleaned?!”
“I was in the Underworld mom! It's kinda hard to....”
“Excuses” Janna cut in.
“Umm...” Connor said calmly “is this really....?”
“Yep” Nova confirmed, her gaze never leaving mother and son “It's happening”
“and YOU”
A cultist froze as Janna pointed directly towards him, inching closer and closer with a blind rage in her stance.
“M-me?” The cultist stammered
Janna gave him a quizzically stare before punching him straight in the jaw and sending tumbling to the floor.
“not you” Janna scoffed before turning furiously at the towering Tom “YOU”
“Me?” Tom gestured helplessly to himself “Wait, what?”
“You let our son...”
“Mom, it's not...”
“... go on a dangerous rescue mission to the underworld.”
“Wait, Janna it's not like...”
“AND DIDN'T TELL ME?”
Tom taken aback “He just showed up on my doorstep! I didn't really have time to call you.”
“Did you at least give him the armor?”
“He's wearing it sweetie”
“And did you at least walk him here?”
“Janna I couldn't just.....”
Janna shook her head disappointingly “We'll talk about this later.”
Janna turned to face the few cultists that remained and told them in a low, dangerous whisper “get out.”
The cultists shared a surprised look with one another. Was this woman really expecting to...
One of the hooded figures jumped as a battle ax suddenly embedded itself in the floor, barely missing his arm by an inch or so.
Janna leaned in closer, hilt of the weapon still in her hand “I said go.”
The cultist opened his mouth to reply when he felt something warm tickling down his arm. He glanced to find a piece of his robe had been cut off and something red trickling down his arm.
The cultist fled at once, tripping and falling over their fallen in their race to escape.
Silence overtook the room once again before shattered by a loving, excited “JANNA BANANA!”
Janna barely braced herself in time for Star sudden hug attack, the queen of Mewni wrapping her arms tightly around her deputy mayor while bouncing up and down (Luckily she had returned to her normal Mewman form)
“Hey Star” Janna greeted in a lazy drawl, patting Star's back in a friendly manner “Been a while.”
“it has!” Star pouted “You have to tell me how it went in Paris. Tell me tell me tell me!”
“Star” Janna raised a hand to stop the mayor's pawing “Kids”
“Don't worry Katrina's got them buuuut we better go. We need to close the giant portal we left in the ceiling.”
“So...” Tom coughed, slowly approaching his wife “You look...”
“Yes I look good and yes I'm still mad. Come on hothead”
Nova felt strange sense of disconnection just sitting in the living room next to Jack and Connor despite being trapped with a demon's manor just moments before. The adults stood around them in a loose formation, talking about life and things that occurred since the last time they saw each other but Nova could feel the worry roll off of them, their gazes protective yet relaxed though it's probably the several massive Mewman knights standing at every possible entrance into the house, at the ready.
Katrina was sitting on the floor, laughing at Sol who was eagerly trying on her helmet despite the fact it was several times too big and span freely on his head.
“Everything is so normal” Nova said cautiously “ like nothing happened.”
“I know right?” Connor added in, eying his surroundings carefully.
Jack shrugged indifferently “This isn't our parents first battle.”
Nova thought back to her mother's Mewberty form, how majestic and powerful she had been.
“...yeah....”
Marco carefully approached the children, giving a reassuring smile “You guys okay?”
They all gave a nod
“So how many days were we gone?” Connor asked curiously
Marco scratched his chin thoughtfully “about 4 hours?”
“Four hours?! SERIOUSLY?!”
“Yeah, it's still Thursday”
Connor sunk into the couch in disbelief before wincing in pain.
“Connor!” Jack and Nova cried out in surprise.
“I'm fine” Connor tried to wave off their concern but he could the knowing glint of Mr. Diaz's eye
“Ah, first major battle huh? Probably got bruised pretty nicely”
“Connor!” Nova scolded.
“I'll be fine”
“Nova, bandage him up”
Nova sighed dramatically “C'mon Connor.”
Connor stayed still
Jack raised an eyebrow “I will carry you”
Connor shot to his feet at once, allowing the magical princess to lead him to the bathroom.
Connor sat there silently, trying his hardest not to flinch as Nova smoothed out the wrappings around his shirtless chest, her cold hands and the swelling of his bruises making it difficult to sit still.
Nova's face was bright red and she spent as much time as she could staring away from Connor.
“H-hey, you got muscles now?” Nova commented offhandedly
“I-I guess?” Connor coughed “I mean I just invent...but I guess some of the pieces are pretty heavy....”
“R-right....”
Awkward silence fell over the teens who were determined to just get this over with.
“....I'm...sorry....”
“Huh?” Connor turned around only to found Nova staring at him, tears in her eyes.
“This happened because I wasn't strong enough.....my own parents had to come and get me....”
“Nova? I don't...”
“I'm no Butterfly” she muttered sadly “I couldn't even fight off a stupid demon.”
“HE'S NOT STUPID” The trio of maids shouted back.
“You know what my mom did when she was my age? SHE SAVED MY DAD WHEN HE WAS KIDNAPPED BY TOFFEE! I COULDN'T EVEN....”
Nova stopped as Connor held her closely
“Nova, you're okay. Everything's okay. That's all that matters.”
Nova cried freely, wrapping her arms gently best friend.
Connor stroked Nova's hair softly, letting out a relived sigh.
Everything was okay.
Nova trudged her way to her bed after her mother decided it was best for the young ones to sleep. She threw off her father's hoodie and sat at the edge of her bed, preparing to head to sleep. Her father decided it was best if they all stayed home tomorrow given how chaotic today was.
She sighed deeply, holding her mother's devil headband gingerly in her hands.
What kind of princess was she? Not even a month with the wand and she was already kidnapped and endangering everyone. Who knows what could've happened if Connor and Jack hadn't came to save her or her parents failed to reach them in time.
Connor and Jack were asleep downstairs which brought her some small comfort but the failure of her duty gnawed at her entire being.
And as she tried to drift off to sleep, tossing and turning in her bed, all she could think of  is how horrible she was at being a magical princess.
Maybe the nobles were right. Maybe she was no heir to Mewni.
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geekishlexi · 6 years
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This is still available in the shop for a little while longer. Go grab them at geekishglitterlacquer.bigcartel.com. @Regran_ed from @trixie.dust - These beauties released today! This is the Sirens Who Slay Together, Stay Together collection based off Gotham City Sirens by @geekishglitterlacquer 😍😍😍 These stunner shades are available in much nicer swatches on her page. From left to right: Sweetie, Get Mommys Bazooka based on Harley Quinn. Look What The Bat Dragged In based off of Catwoman. Mother Nature's Wrath based off of Poison Ivy (and my surprise favorite!). Individual bottles are $11 each or $30 for the trio. . GeekishGlitterlacquer.bigcartel.com . . #303 #303nails #indiepolish #indienailpolish #indienails #indienailcare #indiebusiness #smallbusiness #localbusiness #fandompolish #geekishglitterlacquer #ggl #denver #colorado #coloradonails #coloradonailgirl #coloradosmallbusiness #mani #manicure #nails - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/BoW88EjhrI9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=u6ei69v8d2up
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geekishlexi · 6 years
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Have you picked up any of the Sirens multichromes? They're still in the shop now at geekishglitterlacquer.bigcartel.com. Regrann from @kassnailedit - Swatch videooosss of a trio Releasing later today.🤩😎 This collection consists of "Look What the Bat Dragged in"💜, "Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka"❤, & "Mother Nature's Wrath"💚 by @geekishglitterlacquer Each polish is shown in 2 coats plus top coat & will be sold at just $11 each! 😻 - #regrann #indiepolish #supportindiemakers #supportindiepolish #buyalltheindies #alltheindies #indienailpolish #supportsmallbusiness #geekishglitterlacquer #fandompolish #fandominspired #gothamcitysirens #catwoman #poisonivy #harleyquinn
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geekishlexi · 6 years
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Have you picked up any of the Sirens multichromes? They're still in the shop now at geekishglitterlacquer.bigcartel.com. Regrann from @kassnailedit - Swatch videooosss of a trio Releasing later today.🤩😎 This collection consists of "Look What the Bat Dragged in"💜, "Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka"❤, & "Mother Nature's Wrath"💚 by @geekishglitterlacquer Each polish is shown in 2 coats plus top coat & will be sold at just $11 each! 😻 - #regrann #indiepolish #supportindiemakers #supportindiepolish #buyalltheindies #alltheindies #indienailpolish #supportsmallbusiness #geekishglitterlacquer #fandompolish #fandominspired #gothamcitysirens #catwoman #poisonivy #harleyquinn
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geekishlexi · 6 years
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Have you picked up any of the Sirens multichromes? They're still in the shop now at geekishglitterlacquer.bigcartel.com. Regrann from @kassnailedit - Swatch videooosss of a trio Releasing later today.🤩😎 This collection consists of "Look What the Bat Dragged in"💜, "Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka"❤, & "Mother Nature's Wrath"💚 by @geekishglitterlacquer Each polish is shown in 2 coats plus top coat & will be sold at just $11 each! 😻 - #regrann #indiepolish #supportindiemakers #supportindiepolish #buyalltheindies #alltheindies #indienailpolish #supportsmallbusiness #geekishglitterlacquer #fandompolish #fandominspired #gothamcitysirens #catwoman #poisonivy #harleyquinn
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geekishlexi · 6 years
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Sweetie, Get Mommy's Bazooka will be releasing later today with the rest of the Sirens trio. This is a wine red-gold-copper shifting multichrome in a red base with scattered silver holo microglitter. Dont miss this Harley Quinn inspired polish! #indiepolish #supportindiemakers #supportindiepolish #buyalltheindies #alltheindies #indienailpolish #supportsmallbusiness #geekishglitterlacquer #fandompolish #fandominspired #gothamcitysirens #harleyquinn
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