this is the happiest day of my life.
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i bet hoyo found themselves so funny for this one.
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twirls my hair and giggles I’ve already planned me and jades wedding, joint tombstone, and the names of our three hairless cats we’ll have together <3 guys he wants to be with me so badly TRUST OK 😍😍
Thank you for your confession.
What the fuck. like actually are you even dating him?!?! what is happening???? Is he your crush???? Are you stalking him????! Like what is going on 😭 I’m genuinely so concerned?
Does he even know you exist?
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People be asking their significant others if "Would you love me if I were a worm?"
BUT MOTHER F—ING WARRIORS BE LIKE:
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*"If you came back as a cat? I would be the first to feed you."*
*"If you came back as the ocean? I would be the first to swim in you."*
*"If you came back as a mountain? I would be the first to climb you, and I would carve your name in the stone."*
*"If you came back as a flower? I would be the first to pick you up, and I would place you in my hair."*
*"I would love you. Regardless of anything."*
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TALKING TO WARRIORS HAS SLOWLY MADE HIM ONE OF MY FAVORITES BECAUSE WTF IS THIS POETRY
Anon- I AM FRICKING SQUEALING- LIKE-
WARRIORS?? WHY DOES THIS FEEL SO CANON?? LIKE WHY DO I FEEL LIKE WARS WOULD TRULY DO THIS BECAUSE MY EYES ARE WATERING NOW-
You guys are living in a Jane Austen book😭😭😭✨💖
LIKE WHERE IS THIS ROMANTIC STUFF COMING FROM?? WARS?? HE'S A WALKING GREEN FLAG RIGHT THERE!
Man, Warriors seems to be so romantic as of late and I'm living for it😓✨💖
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The Castiel struggle of never being put first by the one person you would do anything for is extremely true and real
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Alone in my room I feel this time and space belongs totally to you. Willing to pause here, I let my tears slowly fall. . . .
Phoning you lately has become an exercise in missing you.
Qiu Miaojin, Last Words From Montmartre (1996)
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No, but, Colin being the one to ask.
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today marks ONE WHOLE YEAR since i went to the stadium tour. one whole year since i saw crüe for the first time. one whole year since i saw the kimono in person & witnessed bret’s jeans™️ & phil’s abs. that tour & the months leading up to it was one of the happiest times of my life. im forever grateful for the memories & i will definitely be reminiscing today 🥹🫶🏻
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"His internet history... "Dating in your area when you're jobless" "What to do when you just got dumped." "Job no degree required." "Watch anime online free." "How to summon a demon." "How to befriend a demon." "How to break a contract with a demon." This internet history tells a story... That dumbass."
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every time i use that tag now im going to think of this dm from leo
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The blorbos are judging me. How do I tell them I am broke and will have 2 jobs this summer. How do I confess to them that there will be no "more time to write" until Christmas.
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connor makes me crazy (derogatory) but “i dont need love. its like a superpower.” wtf
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