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It's the domicilegate

#the bad batch #tbb tech #CX-2 #tech is alive #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #conspiracy theory #it's the domicilegate #domicilegate #tag stolen off of @sonicrainbooms

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guys

guys i—

i don’t think. … . .. i don’t think tech is coming back

#nope #nuh uh #i prefer to live in delusion thank you very much #delusion and denial gang #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #ok it was a good joke now funny joke guys tech can you come home now #tech pLEASE IVE SAID IT BEFORE ILL SAY IT AGAIN #COME HOME #PLEASE THE KIDS MISS YOU #the bad batch #star wars #tbb #the bad batch season 3 #tbb tech

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I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

#the bad batch #the bad bad spoilers #tbb tech #clone trooper cody #commander cody #imperial!tech #clone cx #CX-2 #tech is alive #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #puts on clown shoes #with my clown make up on #and my clone nose #and my clown wig on #media analysis #tin foil hat #conspiracy theories #scraping the bottom of the barrel #star wars

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oh my god I just had an epiphany

The clone assassin says to Crosshair while they fight "You could have been one of us. You chose the wrong side."

And with the framing of the conversation they had with the first clone assassin it's mostly probably about the fact that Crosshair could have joined the secret ops group but then chose the side of the proto-rebellion, but WHAT IF:

what if the assassin is truly brainwashed Tech and in that moment, some part of Tech that is still buried beneath, managed to break through and Tech just leeches out all the negative emotions and the hurt and the betrayal Crosshair caused them in season 1, and what he says is this:

"You could have been one of us (the batch). You chose the wrong side (the empire's side)"

Of course, I don't think our Tech would then go on to drown Crosshair even if he is still secretly pissed about Crosshair trying to airfry them all like a christmas turkey, but considering the assassins are reprogrammed, brainwashed!Tech wouldn't be above fratricide.

#the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb season 3 #tbb tech #tbb crosshair #brainwashed!Tech #imperial!tech #clone assassins #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #conspiracy theories

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Thank you, everyone. I will miss our fandom descending into madness every Wednesday.

#the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb s3 #tbb final season #it's the end of an era #tbb tech #cx-2 #tech is alive #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #conspiracy theories

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Please explain to me how tech is alive my brother keeps trying to convince me he's dead

I could go the hard way and explain in minute detail every single thing that points to Tech being alive, but I won't do that, cause I would probably spend hours writing a 40 pages long essay, so instead I will point you to my two completely delusional takes that are so out there that people have been converted to Techisalivism just through sheer absurdity of it:

The ass theory

Domicilegate

That's all I have to say and if your bro doesn't believe you after reading these, a 40 pages long essay certainly won't do that either.

#the bad batch #tbb tech #tech is alive #tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 #CX-2 #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #conspiracy theory #ass theory #domicilegate #delusional #also #I am taking a class on science communication #if your bro doesn't believe in tech being alive than presenting him with tons upon tons of factual evidence won't change that

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Tech will be alive! 😭

He better be, cause my whole reputation on this site hinges on the ass theory I posted two weeks ago being true lmao

#the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb speculation #tbb tech #clone cx #CX-2 #clone assassin #tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty #Tech is alive #clown wig #clown shoes #clown nose #clown make up #the ass theory #the bad bottom #tech is flat #conspiracy theories

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Honestly, they are messing with us at this point.

They knew that putting in a masked clone character would make everyone and their mother go "Tech???" and today, they introduced a clone assassin character, immediately unmasked him, made us disappointed it wasn't Tech, BUT ALAS! There is another masked clone assassin, that moves and kind of sounds like Tech, and has complete disregard for orders and they left the unmasking for another episode, while the clone was hacking up his lungs from almost drowning.

Like yeah, sure, fine, you ripped my heart apart a year ago, go ahead and do it all over again!

#the bad batch #tbb tech #the bad bad spoilers #tbb season 3 #tbb hunter #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #captain rex #howzer #commander wolffe #Tech-is-alive-ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty