#thats what she said (sorry)

[system-architect]

if you dont play revenant you might not know that revenants have dialogue lines where their own invoked legends (shiro, kalla, etc) talk to them and the revenant responds back, and these happen like CONSTANTLY-- it gets mildly disruptive sometimes when it plays over story voice acting or such, but that aside

i love thinking about this in a world lore context. like, shiro is talking to me in my head, right? is my revenant just standing in a crowd in lions arch and abruptly screaming "DO YOUR WORST! I AM IMPERVIOUS!" at nothing in particular, in front of onlookers? does he ever just suddenly make a Face and then go "sorry, glint was making those weird grunts again"?? i enjoy the thought.

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #my stuff #playing rev is like adhd simulator #like sorry can you repeat what you said. the little demon in my head was saying weird shit #oh no its fine the demon is chill thats not a metaphor or anything #i just couldnt hear your bc hes fuckin loud #glint DOES grunt btw its kind of awful #shes always making like. grandma wailing noises #its like shes 90 years old and trying to lift a cedar chest

[gigamuffinsofie]

where are all the Bonden fans at!!

#aubreyad #breaking news. local artist actually draws what she said she'd draw #as much as i like billy boyd. he's just not bonden sorry... #i can definitely see him get more heavy as i keep drawing him. he's definitely more square in my mind? #at least i think thats what's going on in there #i couldn't make him blonde:( i tried but it just didn't look good

[moeblob]

Every single time I draw for an anime I think to myself "never again will I draw for an anime" and then I am proven wrong. So here, take my daughter Lulu.

#brave bang bravern #bbb lulu #how the heck do you tag for this show #i never feel like i do anime characters justice tbh so i get really self conscious about art i do for shows #but honestly whatever shes adorable please enjoy my daughter #i gotta finish watching it - im on ep10 #and i am giving updates to two people on discord as i watch and i like hearing #i have no idea whats going on but its a wild trip at least #and im like yeah trust me as the one watching it i also have no idea whats going on and its a fever dream without the fever #an acid trip without the acid #i really have NO idea what the intended audience is for this show but lewis the love of my life #i will never be over the time you said Nani - oh shit #because one of my favorite things to say to someone i know who has a major in japanese is #nani the fuck - BECAUSE IT INFURIATED HIM the first time i said it and he was so upset #now he expects it and is fine with it but the nani oh shit will live rent free ... thank you sir mr american i love you #also not to spoil anything even though i probably dont have the brain capacity to do so correctly #i really liked when someone was saying some weird stuff to him and he just says im sorry? in english #me in japan just saying im sorry feels like it would track thats me thats the american im sorry

[sunnyside-sunset]

i am a sunny defender until the day i die; that is my shining star, my little baby girl who deserves the world. but dear god. some of the people “defending” sunny by only dragging leo to hell and back without making any attempt to understand leos character are going to be the death of me……

qsmp fandom i love you all but a select few of you get on my nerves sometimes </3 but hey at least on here it isnt as bad as twitter

#qsmp #qsmp sunny #qsmp leo #qsmp leonarda #leonarda my baby i may love sunny more but you deserve so much more than youre getting #qsmp fandom try not to forget about leo or misunderstand her character challenge #i love you qsmp fandom i really do #but sometimes peoples takes on the girl characters can be so……. #btw this is not an excuse for people to turn this into ‘yeah leo is so much better than sunny’ #‘people need to stop babying sunny and realise that someone needs to put her in her place’ or whatever #let my girls have complex emotions and make bad decisions #theyre kids!!!! just let the girls be girls!!! trust the admins and ccs to know what theyre doing!!!! #cough cough sidenote maybe also give tallulah some slack cough cough #cough shes also going through a lot and isnt constantly out to get sunny cough #cough and shes more than just a character thats angsty and gas daddy issues all the time cough cough #woah who said that thats crazy #that was an insane coughing fit i just had sorry guys

[amatres]

why did balerion take her to valyria, why. did he want to show her something. why did he bring her back, did she tell him to, or was it bc of what was happening there and he was trying to save? her? what happened

#asoiaf #sorry learned new info and am staring in abject horror into space #wtf happened. wtf #asoiaf is so good when you look past shipping wars and see the literal horror movie happening in the background #why was the last thing she said thats recorded 'i never' what Happened #traumatized maester pls just record everything she said in her last moments i am so interested #did she ask balerion to take her somewhere she couldn't be forced to live by other ppls whims #and the place he took her was There

[oifaaa]

We do have electric kettles but unless you were a dedicated tea drinker or enjoy pour over coffee (compared to other popular extraction methods). Not many have one.

Also we have plug covers.

Never said you guys didn't have kettles said you didn't have good ones which is true bc the voltage in your plugs is lower then the Irish/UK plugs it means the kettles take longer to boil and becomes more of an inconvenience i also never said you guys didn't have plug covers I just said you have to buy them separately they're not apart of the plug like the irish/UK plugs

#ask #anon #sorry friend your ask did bug me a bit #bc when i was writing the ask i specifically thought to myself #cant be one of those people who say America has no kettles bc i know thats not true #but yeah i know a lot of people will also say that most Americans are coffee drinkers and instant coffee isn't as popular #which is true #but also theres other things kettles can be used for from making food to hot water bottles #quickly boiled water will always have its uses in a house #but why buy a kettle when microwaving the water or even the stove is faster #funny enough i actually learnt this from an American my ex friends mum really loved her kettle #said the ones back home were slow and also sometimes badly designed? #dont know what she meant by that if anyone has any clues

[nightwingsgirlfriend]

Favourite robin?

I love dick.

#“thats what she said” YES IT IS. #You heard me #I LOVE DICK #Grayson #Dick grayson #why do we only pick one trait of the robins and run with it: dick is a himbo (💀) #no but genuinely he makes me angry sob he has every reason to be a villain but refuses to turn #my husband #i love u #i hate the ass jokes im sorry #just overdone and DRY #pick anything else #looking at YOU the harley quinn show #dc:let me take a consistently sexually assaulted character and make so many ass jokes #the man has been around for eighty years show him some respech

[zer0point5ive]

dadbod lawrence. sound of everyone cheering !

#is it still a dad bod if he lost custody ohwell thats for the courts to decide #crazy insane in the brain over him Always #i start tearing my surroundings apart w my teeth. sorry it all got a little out of hand then im ok #this made me think about when i was in school nd my friend at the time stabbed me w #no anyway i said dadbods have me in a vice like grip nd she looked at me like i was crazy #safe to say i have never changed my stance no matter how harsh the judgement #yippee ! dad bods i start turning into some form of beast at the mere thought #marks rack this marks rack that i am thinking about curling up on lawrence in a catlike fashion while hes asleep on the couch #what about lawrences rack what then #*​person donned in pig mask nd cloak comes up behind me everything goes dark* #lawrence gordon #📹

[hanzajesthanza]

people (the rest of the hanza. not including geralt) often forget that cahir was 1. the guy that kidnapped ciri 2. an officer in the military

he’s literally so polite in geralt’s company you wouldn’t even guess he was the black knight. and yet. and yet.

i’m never certain exactly how to reconcile this tactful and strategic mind with the terrified young man

#geralt never forgot but everyone else (maybe also except dandelion) was like ?? but ?? friend ?? friendship???? #i imagine him barking an order to dandelion once and dandelion straightened up and obeyed #opposite of when cahir was looking over dandelions shoulder lol #maybe joke but #in my idea where angouleme goes missing . geralt is like. what do you think we should do #cahir’s like why me. geralt’s like. well. she’s ciri-shaped #milva enacting clemency for cahir after geralt chases regis away is fantastic #regis saved you from the noose and you’ve chased him away. thats your business. but but cahir saved me. so we’re comrades >:( #geralt seething he’s going to kill him and then like nooo i can’t kill him idk why … #when cahir joined the rivian forces 😭😭 because he in no way resembled a civilian #each of the company members have insane backstories they really are the PCs of the d&d campaign #and angouleme is the one npc they pick up and adopt into the company and defend to the end #so we’re looking for this guy’s daughter he’s bound to her by destiny #this guy kidnapped said daughter but he said sorry for it later #milva worked with dryads to kill people and regis is a vampire that drank people #and this guy is famous like beyoncé #angouleme: [sniffs] ‘kay #the elbow-high diaries #i need her to keep regis humble bc regis is like dont worry i dont bite people 🥹 and shes like yeah ok dont care either way #geralt is like oh hell do not explain to her all of this again. we spent too much time on this already last book #you know you are the reason we have three stars on goodreads #regis like i know… 🙂 if i wasn’t here you’d snag us zero…

[futturmangamez]

Was running through the mall in a rush and saw giant knuckles and sonic!!!! I ran back for a pic!! I really want to go back with a step stool and run away with them (I'd probably fall before I reach the doorway-)

#sonic #knuckles #arcade #they're so huge #thats what she said #ew sorry #i need a friend to come with me to the arcade PLEASEE #future man #josh futturman #josh hutcherson #roleplay

[lunataurora]

forever amazed and confused at how often transformers franchise just straight up depicts suicide attempts. like not even considering the superhero trope of "i have to save everyone!!! by choosing to die!!!!!" thing. like. non-allow-yourself-to-die-to-stop-a-thing-from-killing-everyone-immediately type situations. which tbh i wish more ppl talked about but not the point here

like. sure mtmte, a comic abt mentall illness and war, i expected it to be aware of the concept. but its not handled well and mostly used for shock value or "im better now i swear! i have a husband and everything" BUT ITS IN THE KIDS SHOWS TOO??? MY BESTIE G1 RODIMUS?? BEAST WARS DINOBOT???

#my pupils dilating so wide when that one beast wars episode opened on dinobot reciting shakespeare and then pointing a sword at his chest #also im mean i think only beast wars was successful at trying to be like 'but you Have to Live.' #i love them both dearly but g1 does not love me and mtmte does not love me. do u understand #mtmte being like 'you just have to meet someone to live for!!!' -> doesnt work even in canon -> #-> 'nono im still right you just have to meet someone to live for!!!' #but im fond of g1 just showing a guy whos told to die go 'yknow what yeah ok'. and then gets revived but god thats so fucking funny #psychological drama where rodimus doesnt get found on time and now the autobots have lost two leaders and my girl haunts the narrative #suicide tw #suicide ment #dummy posts #srry im still thinking abt mtmte. cd being like. i dont want to kill myself bc of my spouse. my spouse is dead but #i dont want to kill myself. ok my spouse is back time to kill myself so he can be happy with someone else. #ok no killing myself my spouse said no. #everyday tho im upset abt my babygirl red alert. mental illness woman used for jokes shock value rodimus angst then tossed tf out only to #come back 'better' but then BAM 'evil influence mind control by evil villain'. but shes polygamous now i guess thats going for her #sorry um. red alert isnt canonically a woman im just weird abt her. shes a mentally ill butch woman to me i need to hang out with #her so bad we could spiral together

[crushedsweets]

oh the desire . . . and longing . . . and the ache. . . .

#i love crp so bad #i know im ridiculous and change so much and my au is so specific in ways that arent canon but thats what i love about it #im sorry i cant shut up about how much i love this fandom LMFAOOOO #my gf told me i should get back into crocheting and i said i ccant im too focused on creepypasta. then she said i could make crp plushies #i felt like my brain imploded in that moment #chatterbox #this is so bad how do i get anything done in this condition

[boypussydilf]

okay, so casper and nova, right? the casper and nova game is one big metaphor for simon and betty’s relationship. and the last thing we see in it is: nova tries to sacrifice herself so casper can get what he wants, and the choices are to either go with that, or nova lives but casper forgets her. and it’s obviously meant to parallel simon and betty’s situation in come along with me after they get swallowed by golb: either betty can sacrifice herself to keep simon safe, or she doesn’t but he goes back to being ice king. (um, that is, assuming that she was correct to think they might revert to the forms they had before getting digested after exiting golb. which is not something we have any actual evidence for. it was just a possibility that occurred to her and a risk she wasn’t willing to take.)

UM. EVERY PART OF THAT WAS BECAUSE OF DECISIONS BETTY MADE INDEPENDENTLY?

betty decides to jump through the portal when simon is trying to say goodbye to her, betty decides to fix the crown and then try to find a way to cure him even after he’s told her he’d rather die than be ice king again, betty decides to fucking summon golb, betty decides to push simon out of golb before he can react at all just in case the crown goes back to its former state once it leaves and just in case there’s no way to get rid of golb without its wish magic.

IT WAS BETTYS CHOICES IT WAS BETTYS CHOICES IT WAS ALL BETTYS OWN CHOICES THAT SHE MADE IT WAS BETTY BETTY WAS THE REASON THEY WERE IN THAT SITUATION

#its so so insulting in general to compare them to. a game w a limited amount of choices #and its so insulting to betty to act like… what? #she wouldn’t have made all these choices if *simon* had just ‘considered her more’? #that she simply is completely incapable of controlling herself when simon is involved? #that she doesn’t hold responsibility for the choices she made? #this um. isnt really on simon at all to be honest #what we have are boatloads of examples of simon asking betty to make a different choice and her doing what she wants to do anyway! #‘come take credit for finding the enchiridion with me’ ‘no this is your achievement’ ‘but i couldnt have done it without you’ ‘no ❤️’ #‘i can’t be the ice king again i’d rather be dead’ ‘no i WILL do this’ #in the bus/confession scene simon is just PARROTING HER OWN WORDS BACK TO HER #she said she wanted to BE BY HIS SIDE so he repeated that to her #assuming it was what SHE wanted because she SAID IT WAS WHAT SHE WANTED. #im gonna blow up. betty im so sorry you got treated like you werent responsible for any of ur own choices #betty im so sorry you got treated like simon should have just ignored the things you were saying you wanted #she got treated like she had no autonomy as if the girl hasnt been doing nothing but Making Choices since day 1 #CASPER AND NOVA IS NOT COMPARABLE SORRRYYYYYYYYYY. THATS NOT WHAT THEIR FUCKINTG LIVES WERE LIKEEEEE WHATTTTTTTT #basilposting #atposting #fionna and cake spoilers

[moeblob]

Ananza realizing that Deacon's mom was a devoted follower of hers THEREFORE that's her son now, too! And she will dote on him and love him and never pick on him like all the other deities tend to do. That's her precious little boy who lives in another city and rarely gets to see her!

#my characters #deacon gets mocked for being weird by every other deity but her and ymber (though he does think hes a TAD weird) #and ananza is like NOPE THATS MY LIL BOY !!! I LOVE HIM! and after deacon and ymber leave from their visit #she gets all huffy with fulj because YOU COMPLAINED ABOUT DEACON SO MUCH ??? my sweet lil angel? #and fulj just what - hey wait - did we meet the same person? sweet lil angel? #also for if you care cause i definitely do #ananza is like hmmmm since thats my son now i HAVE to give him something but .... ymber is so protective.... #and then she is like OH YEAH ! ohime said deacon recognized my dance ! #then she is like deacon please come dance with me i formally request a dance come here away from him please here hey #and since deacon is a nice guy hes like ok but i cant really dance well and shes just noooo worries! #and then as they dance she slowly gets him away from ymber and after they are at a decent distance she just #takes his hands in hers and then FWOOSH there's a bunch of wind and deacon is left speechless like ??? what was that? #and so then she is so proud to say that while ymber placed a very PASSIONATE blessing on him she did no such thing! #it is a simple blessing for him since hes like a son to her and hey it might not make you immune to stuff like drowning #but if you are ever in combat which i hope you arent then you will be super duper agile and quiet #and so hes like oh thats pretty cool actually! hey wait what did you mean by passionate hey what #but then the super light footsteps actually are not simply for combat and now hes just a very tall quiet guy #and since he cant remember faces if he sneaks up on someone and they say AGAIN? HOW ARE YOU SO QUIET? hes just #im sorry i didnt mean.... to.... do that.... again.............. (whomst is this and how many times did i spook them) #and ymber is just really happy that thank goodness his blessing and ward act as a GPS and so at least HE knows when deacon is nearby #and fulj is like i hate him even more now did you know he nearly gave me a heart attack like two hours ago ??? this is a crime against me #anyway ananza and deacon are just cute together and hes her precious lil son!

[hellafluff]

"Ooooh you mean, like, cursed cursed..."

Very quick Halloweeny Sim and Edit (~1 hour) with some CC I've been dying to use

Big thanks to @saruin @j3lly-fish @plasmafruitsalad @simcelebrity00 @pyxiidis @pralinesims @greenllamas @plazasims @trillyke and anyone i may have missed!

#had a lot of fun with this haha #the quote isnt from anything i just imagined she called her bestie after waking up with demon hands eyes and horns and said IM CURSED #and when her friend shows up thats what she says #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 lookbook #simblreen #anyway sorry for only tagging the cc creators instead of linking its uhhh 230am and i meant to be in bed half an hour ago #the eyes in the bg are from a project i did a while back where i took a bunch of halloween printed fabric images off Joann fabric's website #and upscaled them #for use as backgrounds and stuff #sim craze

[obsob]

im like tamftgebka (thinking about maia from ‘the goblin emperor’ by katherine addison)

#mine #original #the goblin emperor #maia i would die for u i would kill for u #u would not BELIEVE this problems this drawing gave me. outstanding #i actually did a whole other drawing. maia and th little people are taken from that drawing i had to frankenstein them #the like. idea is the same kinda but the other comp was bad. like if i draw and i dont have a colour palette in mind i just draw for that #comp to work in black and white. and then if i try to put colour on top it like always looks awful. why do i do that. #anyway. here he is. im pretty happy w it th colours arent exactly what i wanted but thats fine svbkdbgvd #my mum is away this week im playing house and having a good time #i got!!!! more isopods!!! ik i said i would post pics n of my magic potions and didnt but thats bc theyre very small and shy rn skjlf bless #i got more armadillium vulgare but a gem mix theyre so pretty!!! n one of them is like absolutely huge. enormous. #however th seller was very stupid th packaging for their postage was rlly bad n th ventilation holes were too big n they didnt pack th #tupperware tight enough so loads of babies fell out n died :(((((((((( i sent her a message like. maybe dont do this n she was like oh sorry #n was like this has never happened before but im like. ur stupid. why did u use such a big box all u had 2 do was put more moss in. #they were rlly dry as well theyve spent all day hanging out in th damp moss. poor babies. theyre absolutely destroying some cuttlefish rn #so i think theyre fine <3