#the askhole

[navybrat817]

First, nonnie, it's "You're".

Second, I'm more than aware that there are better writers on this site. I also know there are writers far more popular than I am. Why should I let that stop me?

Why can I not tell my stories, too?

Don't like my takes on Bucky? Don't read them.

That fucking simple.

Thanks for stopping by.

#navybrat answers #no hate here #don't like don't read #feel free to block #anon ask #don't be an askhole

[hrwinter]

lena is really *really* into the idea of fucking an alien

sometimes when lena is bored at her desk, on a conference call with the board, listening to her mother emasculate yet another yale-bred, early 20s nepotism hire in the hallway, her mind wanders. meanders, really. it's a lesson in imagination. a practice in her academic deductive reasoning. one of those exercises designed to fight dementia, she's inclined to believe. anyways, she wanders about what it would be like to fuck an alien.

don't be like that. it's not crass. it's a scientific pursuit.

for instance, would it be sexual or asexual reproduction? sexual reproduction would make more sense, and surely the universe is sensible. it would promote genetic diversity. and then, what kind? syngamy or conjugation? fertilization was the most common in multicellular sexual populations, lena has often reasoned. (see, this isn't horny. many of these words put you right to sleep, didn't they?) then there's the types of syngamy, of course: isogamy, heterogamy, and oogamy. but she doesn't really need to get into gametes here. size, number, maintenance. the question she's pondering while jess is listing off her jampacked schedule is how different would an alien's physiology end up being, sexually speaking? would they feel pleasure? that wasn't common on earth. how would fertilization work? penetration? on all fours, perhaps?

hm. or would none of that even matter? would it be purely for the experience of interspecies connection? of finding common ground with a creature so distinct from you, it could almost be argued as a matter of say, quantum entanglement. no matter how many stars separated you, here you were. touching. looking. intertwining. two materials from totally different galaxies, the products of millions of years of formation, evolution, coming, coming together as one.

"mrs. luthor?" the tentative voice of her assistant rings out.

lena drops her pen to her desk. she'd been absentmindedly doodling. it's the super crest.

hm.

"kara danvers is here to see you."

"send her up," lena replies, careful in her tone, swiveling her chair towards the blinding windows of her office. up towards the sky, the heavens and far beyond.

if only someone, someone she knew personally, an alien, would be so inclined as to humor her questions. or even a physical demonstration, perhaps? was that really so hard?

#supercorp #fanfic prompt #ficlet #hr's askhole #ive had this ask for four years #i don't know why i kept it so long #it would always make me laugh #I was never sure if it was a prompt or just a fact anon wanted me to know #like #I know anon #-I- know

[drowsydregon]

I remember you posted a picture with morro holding an iphone and it said something like "finally, iphone #" i dont remember the number 😭 but i need the image agian

i know which image you're talking abt anon, but unforunately i don't have that on hand qwq

closest i've got is this

#askhole #anon #sobs i'm sorryyyyy

[kosmokhaos]

Do D santana look like he does in create-a-sim?

He sure dooooo!

Most of my sims do now more or less but I don't usually take or keep CAS pics of them

#Anonymous #Ask Kosmo #Ask #My Askhole #The Sims #The Sims 3 #TS3 #Simblr #Sims Of Color

[catgirl-catboy]

"I dont support it in real life!"

Then why write about it? If for coping purposes, why post it online for others (especially actual predators) to see and consume? Then why portray those things in a positive light instead of condemning them?And you're seriously going to tell me that just because as an adult you want to see a fictional minor (that mind you, is usually designed to resemble an actual child) depicted in sexual situations doesn't mean you don't share that same view concerning children in real life? You find fictional minors attractive but not real ones? Why does the line between finding someone who is (and usually also looks like) a child sexually attractive get drawn at whether the child is real or not? I'm not calling anyone pedophiles, but if the shoe fits... And also no, I am not talking about 18 y/os finding 17 y/os attractive. Use your brain. Creating content of underaged characters is still questionable regardless of age, however.

Then why write about it? Because I want to. Why I want to is a very personal question.

If for coping purposes, why post it online for others (especially actual predators) to see and consume?

To get feedback of my writing, which is a social activity! If your logic is that a predator might enjoy something, then there's no ethical way to create.

And you're seriously going to tell me that just because as an adult you want to see a fictional minor (that mind you, is usually designed to resemble an actual child) depicted in sexual situations doesn't mean you don't share that same view concerning children in real life?

I don't read smut. I barely write smut. This is an unfounded assumption. Also, that is using the slippery slope fallacy. There are many things in fiction I write about that I don't condone in real life, such as murder, abuse, graphic bodily harm, and child endangerment.

The assumption that people condone shit they read and write about is kind of weird to me, mate.

You find fictional minors attractive but not real ones?

Yes, even though I've only had a handful of underage fictional crushes since I've turned 18. (Miu Iruma, currently.)

In 90% of cases, teenaged fictional characters look, are voiced by, and act like adults. The narrative treats them as adults. If a character's age isn't directly relevant to the plot, why care about it?

Why does the line between finding someone who is (and usually also looks like) a child sexually attractive get drawn at whether the child is real or not?

A very good question! The answer is because a real child is harmed, while a fictional one isn't. Paedophilia isn't bad due to the fact its gross (and I do find it gross.), its bad because someone gets hurt!

The only time fictional characters get hurt, is when we authors/readers IMAGINE them getting hurt. All harm done is imaginary.

Furthermore, I really dislike you using 'looks like a child' here. Thats body shaming, since there is a large portion of adults that happen to look like children. A lot of disabled people are also infantilized for similar reasons. Looks have nothing to do with the morality of an act.

Creating content of underaged characters is still questionable regardless of age, however.

Here are my ao3 warnings. My ao3 is SHSL_Angstlord if you'd like to make sure I'm not lying. When you accuse someone of being a predator, the burden of proof is on you to provide actual evidence.

#askholes #proship #anti anti #fandomless post #pro ship #proshipper

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

just got this bullshit of a fucking ask from some dumb fuck.

I already blocked them so they won't try me again unless they make yet ANOTHER blog.

And,

2. I invite you to try me again, you asshole, watch what happens next time! Because trust me, I ain't the one and today ain't the day :)

it's also about damn time I get my first hate anon. love that for us.

#ikea rants #asks #:) #don't be an askhole #otherwise you risk me being one

[lumiolivier]

Beans is how

When a mommy bean and a daddy bean love each other very much, they go off together in a bean patch. And then, the beans start to sprout. They can either be baked, green, soy, string, refried, toe, or jelly. There is no in bean-tween.

And that's how beans.

#askholes anonymous #i really need a better tag for nonnies who aren't dicks #beans

[qadmonster]

Send me a number between 1 -1757 and I'll dooble thing based on song.

Note: I haven't added music in a long time since I usually listen to Pandora, so this might be a bit of a time capsule situation for me.

Other note: I am not a music person so don't judge me.

_

This was fun, we'll do it again soon <3

#let's drawing #doobles #touch my askhole #feel free to reblob

[holylulusworld]

TW: Anon hate

Dear pathetic anon in my inbox,

thank you for the laughter.😂😂😂 I really needed that.

I don’t know why you're having a problem with protected sex in fanfic (seriously??) ... but okay... 🤐 Being dumb is not a crime, I guess ... harassing people on the other hand is a crime...

Try and touch some grass yourself.

I never got cheated on in my life. It’s called imagination. My blog also mentions AB/O and I'm not an omega... And you should decide whether you believe I'm an old virgin or if my husband has cheated on me and my stinky pussy (she smells great by the way). You can’t have it all.🙃

An advice for the next time you want to send someone hate to criticize their writing and insult them:

The first thing you need to do is learn how to write a proper sentence.

Don’t send them word vomit. It is essential to use punctuation marks as well as capital and small initial letters.

If you hate my stories so much, simply stay off my blog and read something else.

It's not that hard acting like a decent person on the internet.

All you have to do is scroll past something you don't like.

#tw: anon hate #tw: anon trolls #don't be an askhole #tw: fat shaming #tw: virgin shaming #another askhole bites the dust #reported and blocked #I hope you choke on your dumbness #what a dumbass #go touch some grass

[navybrat817]

Not a kink/trope/AU you like? Don't read.

Not your favorite character or ship? Don't read.

Not a genre for you? Don't read.

Don't like? Don't read.

Don't hate on writers for sharing their creativity.

#navybrat rambles #text #text post #writer text #writer post #writing text #writing post #writer psa #psa #don't like don't read #don't like don't follow #head the warnings #scroll on by #don't send hate #don't be an askhole #courtesy of threeminutesoflife

[hrwinter]

Rewatched that movie bc of your post and her character is so unabashedly horny for Batman. Imagine Lena bringing that energy to Supergirl

imagine??? imagine lena bringing that horny energy for supergirl??

we don’t have to

#hr’s askhole #Supercorp

[drowsydregon]

This is just out of pure curiosity but is there an AU where Mei is a villain in Crystalized and is part of the Crystal Council ?? Because I would wanna see that !!

there is, actually !! I have some old sketches I made from when the season first aired

i don't have a ton for the AU though. crystalized is one of those seasons i try to avoid thinking abt too much :"D

#askhole #butterflywannabefree #oc: mei #mei mitsukaru

[umber-cinders]

🥑, 🧩, 🥤, 🐇, sorry if its too many at once :[

Its not too many at once anon I love answering asks. Its one of my fave aspects of tumblr💕And thank you to whoever is sending these 🤗

Writer Truth Or Dare Asks

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

Sksks Probably @karisomk because they're most likely to think about something in the same perspective as I do 💀

🧩 ⇢ what will make you click away from a fanfiction immediately?

Formatting! 😭I absolutely hate when a story is posted where everything is in gigantic 20 sentence long paragraphs. Especially when the dialogue is added all together in there too. Dialogue should ideally be its own line/paragraph. Sometimes too many spelling errors can make me not want to read as well. And I don't mean like occasional typos and slip-ups, I mean when it sounds like someone didn't at least give the text a reread to make sure it all makes sense first.

🐇 ⇢ do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both? 

This depends on the type of story I am writing. I usually prefer making original characters, its the most fulfilling and fun to me, but xReader/Reader insert is pretty nice when you're making a oneshot series. Even then, I can never not give "Reader" in my stories some kind of nickname or personality to fit the narration and make things flow more naturally.

☁️ ⇢ what made you choose your username?

I have a thing for the element of fire. Warmth and heat is such a versatile thing with emotions and if you've ever read my stuff, I use the idea of fire and heat a lot. So Umber is the color of like a burnt brown/orange usually and Cinders are the charred pieces of what's left after something has burned away

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

Oh hohoho! I left this for last specifically so that I can tag my faves because I can never choose just one story/author (sorry in advance for tagging y'all in my nonsense but you deserve the praise) 💟 @pilesofpillows, @megamindsecretlair, @karisomk, @xenokattz, @mamajankyy, @snowkissedmonsters, @nocturne1980, @boxofbonesfic

#Anonymous #Ask Umber #Ask #My Askhole #writer tag game

[kosmokhaos]

Hi, my name is Jade and I'm writing to ask if it's possible for you to send me the link to Amara's hairstyle in the most recent picture of her and her father. I'm new to asking creators about links to cc but if it's not appropriate to ask please let me know so that I can know for the future. I just think the hair-stlye is extremely cute and I'm absolutely desperate for natural hairstyles in my game. I think it's extremely admirable that you're still creating sims 3 content!! Let me know if u can

Hey Jade! Just a heads-up since you are new to this, there are simblrs who are Anti-WCIF (Where Can I Find). They usually state in their bio. I don't believe in doing all that because sharing is caring :) I will absolutely link CC from my photos if I can remember where's from and its still available. The hair you are looking for is by @sincerelyasimmer and you can find it, and a few other nice hairs for Black toddlers >>HERE<<

While I'm at it, I'll also link these hairs that aren't on their Wix site >>HERE<<

I have all of these in my game 😄💗

#jadeviolett #Ask Kosmo #Ask #My Askhole #Kosmo wcif

[catgirl-catboy]

not my dumbass anon, but laughs in the sheer amount of slurs I've been called for daring to talk about how harassment isn't okay.

Its hard for me to think of a slur I HAVEN'T been called at some point.

#the anon hate tag is askholes if you want to call my bluff #proship #anti anti

[gloomgarten]

Thoughts on my Butthole?

enough

reggie beam

#gloom's askhole