#the gayasses of all time

[soplapinga]

If you like dazai from bsd you like gojo from jjk and if you like gojo from jjk you like vash from trigun, its literally stated by god

#sometimes bbg is a grown ass man w overboard sillyness as his preferred trauma response #and is also very emotionally married to his bestie kinda rival kinda the worst thing to ever happen to him kinda the love of his life #implied soulmates by the author AND in canon narrative multiple times even .hard ass situationship on god #All tragically doomed by the narrative tho yikes #dont know how to exactky link vanitas to the principal post bc i dont know that much ppl whove watched vnc #but it somehow does #vanitas fits all of this too af #fucking gayass #jjk #bsd #trigun #gojo satoru #dazai osamu #vash the stampede #vashwood #satosugu #soukoku #vanoe #vanitas no carte #vnc vanitas #jujutsu kaisen #bungo stray dogs #trigun 1998 #trimax #specifically

[sunbruiser]

i drew nothing over break so have sheik as an apology :,)

#loz #tloz #ocarina of time #the legend of zelda #sheik #loz sheik #fanart #lil gnome link based off terminalmontage's ocarina of time animations #all my gayass did over break was play links awakening and cry

[droodlebug]

Blight outfit haul... he really is one of the most men ever

#droodles #oc #ocs #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #durge #blight #if he weren't a dragonborn he'd be hairy. important to know #there should be another outfit between pretadpole and the underdark but i didn't have ref since it's a modded mishmash so <3 #he keeps wylls acorn on him at all times.... gayass

[actualbird]

i got a haircut yesterday and i found it funny that prior to the cut, one of the salon ladies called me maam, but then after the cut she called me sir. haircut so powerful i transitioned right there

#what they dont tell u abt being trans is that sometimes it unlocks the most comedic gendering scenarios of all time #misgendering cw #i dont mind v much tho w strangers . the most they can clock abt me is that im Some genre of gayass #dootdootdoot

[robojade]

angeltober 3. honey and favetober 3. fav color (yellow)

#yellow is the greatest color of all time will not be taking suggestions #if you think this looks like you. well! #gayass #inktober #ultrangeltober #favetober

[littlekingbergara]

Oh also a cute little look shane was giving ryan when he was talking about the fya episode (also ryan looked so good this stream <3)

THE HEART EYES ON THAT MAN ARE OUT OF CONTROL!! I CAN FEEL THEM THROUGH THE SCREENSHOT.

#right around the time ryan said he's very convincing?? yeah im sure... #he's never gonna get tired of listening to ryan talk. probably a good 30% of the reason he keeps doing things with ryan is so he can listen #to him talk forever. gayass. #also ryan looks so good all the time 🫶 but Yes super agree here #saulgoodmanonlyfans #💌 #shyan

[ancient-day]

I decided to let Akechi and Akira reach rank 10 on December 10 because it would mark the full 6 months of them having started their relationship on June 10. Ann was the only thief to really check on him before the fight with the Cleaner, which I never noticed before. Coincidentally, it rained that night after Akira got back from the Palace, and the following day, seeing this dialogue from Sumi felt appropriate.

#Ann and Sumi are so sweet I am so sorry for neglecting you this run. #jest replays p5r (gayass%) #I’m not sure if she says this all the time during december but this was the only time i approached her all month #because she usually has the card symbol rather than just the … so i wanted to see why

[jewishcissiekj]

The Stark Hyperspace War arc is so good I've gotta reread some Star Wars 1998/republic arcs

#yes it's gay but the entire framing storyyyy #the jedi adventure of it all #(it's a fun “jedi-positive” story lol) #anyway yeah it's up there in my favorite arcs list #along with hunt for aurra sing #rite of passage and the new face of war #also whatever that gayass republic 69-71 arc is called #and the siege of selucami #however you write that #there's other individual issues i love but that's that in terms of 2+ issue arcs #i need to reread outlander emissaries to malastre darkness jabiim and the order 66 arc to reconsider them #i like those i just don't remember them enough #i still don't have much interest in revisiting twilight and the khaleen & quin issues #and the build-up for dark times issues #and i hate prelude to rebellion because. ki-adi-mundi. #sorry for ranting about star wars comics in the tags it happened much more before

[forffax]

i think about you every day and you don't even have a name

#gayass taxi driver my best friend. #HE LITERALLY NEVER IS NAMED. but he is there and he's got the bottom eyelashes and is also gay. #armadillo case is truly one of the absolute most anime onlys of all time ever. #detco posting #armadillo case has everything. fish market. pet armadillo. gayboy. the blues brothers. a festival. attempted robbery of a bank truck. #ftr i am not calling him a 'bottom' he just has the cute little three eyelashes on the bottom of his eyes i feel i must clarify svdndgs

[wibble-wobbegong]

give me a hopeless mike at the start of s5 who slowly regains that piece of himself. give me a mike who doesn’t have to hope alone anymore. give me a mike who refuses to give up and even if he doesn’t give the grand speeches his ability to stand in the face of something that seems impossible and fight for the people he loves will inspire others to keep on fighting too. his love and his hope has spurred him through every season, let it come back and let the world finally really understand what mike is about. let him show the world how he is full of love and hope and passion!!!!!

#GIVE MY BOY A CHANCE TO SHOW HIS HOPE AND HIS LOVE IN A WAY THE GA CAN UNDERSTAND GOD DAMNIT #HE’S FULL OF HOPE AND LOVE!!!! LET THE REST OF THE WORLD SEE THAT #I’m having a very intense mike moment rn #he’s tragic but he’s also so full of good things that inspire other people im gonna tear my hair out #i love him so much #my little guy… he’s gonna be all grown up #resisting the urge to cry over how much i love this stupid gayass fictional teenager #this is so fucked up fr. michael stans are doomed to feel way too much about him all the time #mike wheeler #byler #kinda not really. don’t care!

[lighthouseas]

if i post anything weird it's because it is about a million degrees here and my brain is melting out of my ears

#AND MY FUCKING SCHOOL DOESNT HAVE PROPER AC SO THE CLASSROOMS ARE LITERALLY SWELTERING #AND MY GAYASS COULDNT TAKE OFF MY BEANIE EVEN THOUGH I WAS DYYYINGGG #just ordered a pizza because i could not physically brjng myself to stand by a hot stove and cook like i was gonna die guys #why r we having this weather in SEPTEMBER man i was just reaching for my pumpkin spice latte..... #and it rained all summer too so. no beach time Ever ugh #bee.txt

[afarcryfrommymain]

💚💚💚💖💖💖 for aphid!!

Was gonna awnser tmmrw, but I can't sleep, so here we are

Send 💚 for a reason NOT to date my muse send 💖 for a reason to date my muse

💚He straight won't tell you when he has a problem until it's absolutely unavoidable. It's the most frustrating thing on Earth because it's very clear something is wrong, but he won't say anything unless you force it out of him. Like "for fucks sake just tell me what's wrong" and even then you might not get an awnser.

💚The way he sleeps seems like it would be nice at first- when he isn't have a nightmare or whatever he is very still and stays in the same spot all night- then you try to get some extra blanket in the night and woops sorry! He's somehow in a state of rigor mortis while still alive, and you physically cannot move him. If you get too hot at night and are the little spoon? No escape- wake him up or die of heat stroke because he's warm as fuck too. (And its not easy to wake him up) On more than one occasion whoever he's with wakes up and thinks he's dead for a solid minute because his breathing is so soft and again- you can't fuckin move him. It's terrifying every time, and he doesn't seem to understand why.

💚self isolates, like a lot. This is similar to the first issue, but this one makes it worse bc one day he has a metal breakdown and good fucking luck finding him that day. He drops off the face of the Earth- he does leave a note or a text that amounts to a "back soon" but will dip, worry you sick, and then show up again like "hi sorry I just had to cry and scream and throw up for 10 hrs straight I'm normal again" he doesn't tell you why

OK positives

💖he will listen to you for hours and hours and hours- he doesn't get bored of it, he loves hearing what you have to say and pays attention like you're going to quiz him on it later (that doesn't happen but he'll bring up the topic later if/when he thinks of questions to ask about it)

💖Excellent cook - if he doesn't know how to cook or bake your favorite thing, he will learn by the end of the week. He makes things spicy usually but if you ask for it more mild then he'll tone I down for you

💖if you find something that flusters him and leaves him like putty once, it will never not in the future. Small actions or calling him an extra mushy name make him a gooy mess every time. It never gets old for him.

#aphid hernandez #im talking now #far cry deputy #that last one is explioted by sharky all the time #nucknames andplaying with hair get him fr #gayass bi boy i love him #the negative are just so bad and i di think he works on it ater reuniting w sharky in new dawn #if theres spelling mistakes don't fuckin say anything ita midnight as im writing this ok #hes a heay ass sleeper btw but this works w him and sharky bc i know in my heart sharky kicks the shit outta you in his sleep

[wormtiddies]

sorry i just need you to understand how important mika is. hes like if a ditzy blond was dark haired and into gore

I LOVE HIM. i love him so dearly are u kidding me.

#'ive wanted him to hold me all this time' GAYASS????? #me too tbh i want someone to hold me #spicy hes my boy. hes my boy now #frey answers #spicy <3 #enstars

[captainshyguy]

relistening to some songs from the cent*urworld soundtrack really reminded me how frustrated the show made me, since it did a bunch of things i liked and had potential, and then a lot of stuff i really didnt like kjfdsdngjkndjsk 

#i REALLY didnt mesh with the humour #i think i laughed maybe twice across the whole thing #and only one i actually remember (zulius seeing the beefy guy get greased up and being liek HOW DO I GET THAT JOB' like u go u gayass) #like i get it its supposed to be silly and goofy to show how different these worlds are or whstever but like. #idk i dont want to call it tonal whiplash bc like. its the point. but i guss i kinda hoped the characters would learn to balance both better #be a little goofy and a little serious #and ig they kiiiiinda did that #but my brand of goofy isnt their brand of goofy #their brand is very obnoxious and over the top and also fart jokes #like...noooooo kings give me more abt the nowhere king and the elktaur(?) and the woman and the human world #like sure rider is boring but at least she didnt legimitely make me cringe in embarassment multiple times looking at u horrible giraffe man #and its a shame bc the good stuff BOPS. there's a bunch of bngers song wise too (though significantly less in the 2nd season jesus) #so its just like. man. i wish the nowhere king and all that stuff was in a show whos humour i could actually stomach #luke rambles #i apologise if this appears in the tags but tumblr aint giving me tag editor yet and im not typing all that out again lol

[lightningfilledsaber]

I really need to plan holiday themed art in advance

#mud rambles #i have so many ocs i can draw for vday themed stuff bc i have so many couple/polyam ocs and because of that #i was paralyzed by all the options i didnt fucking do any of em gfklhfdlkhlfkh #ill still do late vday art for some gay ocs hopefully but UGH i wish i could've managed to do em on time!!!!! #i have to do smth with the catspaw crew i think it'd just be perfect for my giant poly constellation #then there's tadao and aiko fucking. certified sappy fuckers. they're HUGE romantics so vday is basically Their Holiday #AGH and there's my catperson trio #AND DONOVAN AND KYOU #FUCK #i have too many gayass ocs!!! #GH I WISH I HAD POLLS #anywayz if anyone has any biases toward any of my couples/polyam ocs you wanna see cute vday art for lmk! #ideally i wanna get to most of em even if it's a lil doodle or smth but like. i only have solid ideas for a few #and knowing ppl are interested in seeing certain ocs helps me come up w ideas for em <3 #lmk however. reply reblog asks. hell dm me if you want #i love ideas and suggestions <3 #also if you ever have Thoughts about my blorbos i love hearin em <3

[cinemacrypt]

Need my back cracked (popped? Don't know the terminology but my spine hurts and I know making it crack will fix it) so bad but the only person strong enough to do it perfectly is my BOYFRIEND and he's TWO (2) HOURS AWAY

#:( <- has missing his bf disease and its terminal #literally yesterday we woke up and were cuddling and I mentioned my back pain and he offered to try cracking my back #and he popped it three consecutive times holy shit it healed me #and I miss holding him and talking with him and all that gayass shit #mars says stuff #I love that tallass strong freak so much