#the justice league claims they dont go to gotham because of batmans rule

[violetbumblebea]

The rest of the Justice League: I am fighting this fairly serious villain. He wants money and power. I must stop him and his conventionally armed goons.

Batman, stone faced: I am fighting Jellyfish-Gal and Wobbly Gang. They want to turn all of Gotham into jelly-based aquatic life and force the mayor to fund their biweekly tap dancing lessons. I must stop the Wobbly Gang from using their squid launchers to incapacitate people and take them for experimentation.

#the justice league claims they dont go to gotham because of batmans rule #the justice league is full of shit and using that as an excuse #they dont wanna deal with whatever cocaine fueled craziness is happening in gotham #no thank you #you can deal with this #you overgrown furry you #batman #bruce wayne #batmans rogue gallary #rogue gallery #the justice league #jl #dc #superman #wonder woman #cyborg #green arrow #green lantern #the flash #shazam #captain marvel