#the smallest measure

[lookliketaylorswift]

don't listen to ttpd because once you start relating it to your life it's so over

#and i don't miss what we had but could someone give message to the smallest man who ever lived #cause once your queen had come you treat her like also ran you didn't measure up in any measure of a man #not me relating so long london & smallest man to two different people who fucked me over within 5 months of each other god save me #txt #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #ttpd

[jessicas-pi]

the hard part about making art for my rebels AUs set in the real world is that i have Major Issues with drawing darth maul. he just looks so bland as a human. I can design everyone else as a human but when I get to maul i'm stuck because i don't know who he is if he's not a multicolored shirtless cyborg with horns.

anyway... if you have advice on this issue please help me because I am so so so lost

#jessica's non writing nonsense #help me tumblr wan kenobi you're my only hope #even the smallest bit of advice would be appreciated beyond measure

[biracy]

This isn't Really an issue for me because I definitely do not want a binder that covers my stomach, but I keep noticing how many sizing charts seem to be done around like. a very specific idea of what a transmasculine body or God forbid A Biologically Female Body is proportioned like wrt chest/waist ratio. Honestly I'm not even on hrt and this shit doesn't work for me, on Tomboyx I'm either a small or medium chest but I'm a large waist. I can only imagine this is More present for people who've had T-related fat redistribution and still bind. Idk just not a fan of the persistence of Inclusive To All Body Types brands still assuming your chest will always be significantly larger than your waist

#very 'find the perfect sweater for your afab body' #and yes i'm doing it correctly measuring the largest part of my chest and the smallest part of my waist. i know my proportions #open mick night #gender #?

[random-xpressions]

The last brain cell left in a man: please be more concerned about the size of her heart than the size of her breasts. No offence but it seems like the subject of size has been glorified out of proportion by both sexes alike as if big is the only acceptable idea. Porn has clearly ripped off common sense and absolutely wrecked the vision. When love truly exists, all these are just trivial details...

Random Xpressions

#i had quite a good laugh when i read a post here #it was an anon asking someone what was the biggest and smallest she had taken inside her #first of all the stupidity of whoever asked such a question #and to my surprised she seriously answered that question to its finest details 8“ and 3” #like girl seriously were you measuring his dick or enjoying the moment

[somecunttookmyurl]

just finished up the front panel of the 1st of 4 FFXIV cushion covers for @lets-play-our-game

i love working c2c pixel art it's so fun

4-ply 100% cotton yarn (various), 1.1mm hook, 40x40 squares, 33.5cm (13.2") each side

#crochet #c2c crochet #scooch bigger than intended since we were aiming for 30x30cm #my maths was a little off from the test swatch i guess #i mean. 1mm per square adds up but is also really hard to measure IN MY DEFENSE #probably would have been 30x30 with a 0.9mm hook but also. it's a 0.9mm hook. they're fuckin tiny m8. have you seen them #my smallest hook is 0.5mm which lol absolutely not

[shopwitchvamp]

Please make a flare leg option for joggers. Some of us have fat calves we don't wanna show off :/

I've got one other request for flares recently, but even if I started on those today it'd take a lot of time & testing to get them to the point of being ready to actually put up into the shop. I've got a lot of other stuff in the works right now so unfortunately flare leg pants are pretty far down the list.

#also the larger sizes have a lot more leg room so depending on which size you wear or choose it might not show much off #i know my pictures they look on the tigher side but i'm wearing the smallest size & i have a decent amount of thigh & butt #i need to update the jogger size chart at some point soon so i'll add calf measurements when i do that #ask #anon #witch vamp #also also i'm not ready to add a bunch more clothing types right now or maybe even anytime soon #it's tough enough to keep everything organized as it is & i'm quickly running out of space #i know i could pursue infinite growth and like get a warehouse get a van consider hiring more people etc etc but tbh i don't want to #this business is entering controlled burn territory haha

[clitology]

to love. to be loved. to never forget your own insignificance. to never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. to seek joy in the saddest places. to pursue beauty to its lair. to never simplify what is complicated or complicate what is simple. to respect strength, never power. above all, to watch. to try and understand. to never look away. and never, never to forget.

#it's like a prayer to me #been mulling a lot over the power of remembrance & never forgetting. #it's the smallest act of resistance but hopeful in its own right. perhaps the only individual defence against epistemic violence #writing archiving & other forms of resistance are collective measures. but rememberance. memory. we all hold that power within us #personal <3 #arundhati roy #words <3

[cannibalisticskittles]

thinking abt later fic scenes and. the possibility that after waukeen's rest, astarion comments on them having nobility traveling with them, now that they know abt wyll's father

amity, who dislikes unnecessary subterfuge, would normally feel compelled to mention that she is also nobility, because not doing so when she has a natural opportunity to reveal this information about herself seems like a deliberate lie, and also feels... manipulative, in a way.

however. astarion has very recently been a huge asshole to her. and she knows he had tried to -- and maybe is STILL trying to -- manipulate her. so that counters the feeling of obligation, and instead of saying any of that, she just says 'hmm. yes, very interesting, isn't it? and how do you feel about that?' and probes him to get a better feel for his thoughts, lmao.

#she tells wyll immediately. it would be rude not to; their father run in the same circles. #astarion... can piece it together. #hey she DOES want to be friends but she's not a TOTAL fool #Astarion can earn that information. #if he asked her outright she would be honest #she's not so spiteful as to lie to his face abt anything as silly as that #but that would require him to show the smallest measure of interest about her as a person. and he. isn't going to do that lmao #amity tag

[persephonaae]

Why are commercial patterns Like That

#I’m trying to make a corset (not a very good one but I need one that is actually my size and can function just for Halloween wear I’ll make #something better later) #BUT LIKE #I’m literally sewing the smallest size pattern and didn’t add seam allowance and it’s still too big #mind you the smallest size lists the waist measurement at 23 inches. I have a waist size of 26 inches. and the smallest size is too big #I’m pinning stuff together for a pinned try on rn and I have the lacing done the tightest and it’s too big! #a corset is supposed to be snug it’s not supposed to have ease like that #the size six of the pattern matches that of a size twelve corset I had lying around #commercial patterns stop lying to me challenge!!!!

[onmywaytobe]

I just did something I swore I’d never do, which is order a dress one size too small so that I’d have motivation to lose weight

I hate myself lol

#me #personal #not writing #this is for my best friend’s wedding #and I’ve been wanting to lose weight anyway #it’s closer to my usual measurements (not as small as my smallest or how small I’d like to be but still) #my dumb medication is causing weight gain and I just want to feel more comfortable in my skin #so…that’s what I did #I have five months to drop one dress size that’s so reasonable #still kind of hate myself for it tho

[loyalhorror]

blush blush and crush crush are like, genuinely very fun games to me i adore them, but crush crush has WAY more variety in terms of the kinds of people you can romance... blush blush is SO full of twinks and i am BORED of them

BUT i really like the whole animal transformation thing with the latter + wish the former had it too (and i REALLY wish there was an anthro stage and not just 'human but with ears and a tail' LMAO)

#rat.exe #gameblogging #anyway i spent 20 minutes measuring anime dicks for science with raz. you're welcome. #if you're interested the fuckin... unicorn dude whose name ive forgotten has the smallest out of the ones ive measured thus far.

[aleximedicus]

now hold the fuck up 

one of yous is lying

#( * ooc. ) #sorry im so amused by this #i saw halfway house described on tripadvisor as the smallest pub in edinburgh and i was like #no hang on there's a pub in grassmarket that claims the same thing #SO WHICH IS IT AM I GONNA HAVE TO BRING A TAPE MEASURE

[pierswife]

Cons of having the smallest room in the house: it is very hard to organize my things, room feels very cluttered even when it's clean, literally in only a little bigger than smallest legally allowed bedroom size in my state

Pros of having the smallest room in the house: Excuse to have a loft bed and make a little cave underneath it, loft bed makes it feel like there's two floors in my room, my room is the warmest room in the house :)

#smallest allowed is 70sqft and mine is around 80 something I don't remember off the top of my head I'd have to measure again #I've been in small bedrooms like this and smaller my whole life so I'm used to it #it's fine one day I'll have a bigger room to sprawl out a out in /pos #in the mean time it is nice and cozy #the librarian's musings

[icryyoumercy]

let me add to the weird SI units versus ... whatever the usa uses discourse!

regardless of how... intuitive usa-units are in isolation, they are utter shite when it comes to relationships between things

like, speed is given in (nautical) miles per hour. acceleration/deceleration is given in feet per second squared. distance is given in feet.

'the plane approached the airport at a speed of x knots. maximum safe landing speed is y knots. the plane is able to decelerate z feet per second squared. since the runway is only q feet and the overrun area is r feet, a safe landing would not have been possible under these circumstances'

which. i mean? if you tell me so? who knows?

but if you go 'the plane goes x kilometers per hour, it needs to go no faster than y kilometers per hour, and can decelerate no more than z meters per second squared. the runway is q meters with r meters overrun area, so a safe landing would not be possible.' i have all the measurements in orderly, easily compared units and am actually able to judge this statement without doing any significant maths?

#three cheers for thorough investigation #also on an unrelated note #they don't even standardise the fucking decimals versus fractions #which granted is more an issue with inches #because the measurement device i have for ball bearings #uses decimals as near as i can tell #but the ball bearings are labled in fractions of inches #so instead of doing it like everything else #where you obtain a measurement #and then go to the storage shelves to retrieve the thing #you take the measuring device and the original ball bearing ball #go to the storage shelves #pick a ball that looks about the right size #measure it to obtain an incomprehensible number #and the compare that to the measurement of the original ball #if they match that's cool #if not you pick the next likely size and try again #which is fine for the biggest and smallest end of the scale #but the medium ones are very close together #and it's a major annoyance

[alex-fa-main]

Maine technically has more coastline than California, which is very funny

#it depends on how you're measuring obviously #but maines coast is janky and jagged so it goes all sorts or ways #so if you are STRICTLY measuring the actual point of contact between sea and land #without skipping over like. bays and the like. #maine has more coast #and fun fact even by that measurement new hampshire still has the smallest coastline

[rottingsick]

one thing I like abt the yandere community over other vent communities is how gainin a partner or someone that makes them not feel lonely is celebrated and how like ppl who feel lonely even though they have ppl around them are still welcomed in. in a lot of other vent communities, its like everyone feels betrayed that you'd step out of misery to actually feel happy and you're no longer welcome even if u do still struggle with loneliness because "at least you have someone"

#bpd yandere #actually yandere #irl yandere #yancore #text #rotting #mine #other communities weirdly feel competitive for whose in the worse mental state #or that you can easily measure everything to determine who has it worse #and if u have it better then suddenly u have no place there. get some real problem or whatever they say #or when u do end up havin similar problems. its not I know it sucks do you need help or I hope you make it thru. its 'welcome to my world' #in the yandere community it feels like even the 'smallest' of issues. that like if it matters to you. it matters. regardless of what it is. #maybe it cause ppl who id w the yandere troupe are so used to bein outcasted by others that we dont rlly wanna do that to someone else #dont wanna be that one person who makes it worse even if we dont truly care abt the other person. #I wonder how many ppl would be yanderes if this dynamic didn't exist in other vent places. if instead of healin. it pushed them to #'get worse' thus findin comfort in the extremes of yandereism but also noticin that yanderes don't even care if yer vent is like #'my crush didn't say hi to me when I said hi to him' like damn that sucks do u need help dealin w that #n also the same response to 'im goin insane every day feels like peelin my skin off and puttin it into a shredder' #I could be talkin out of my ass but this is what I've seen at least personally around #yandereism is just a place for the extremes. but its also a place for the little things too cause everythin matters if it matters to u too #mostly cause I think yans tend to obsess over little things but thats a seperate convos hdkhdkdjd