#the ultimate cringefail boyfriend

[citrinekay]

Park Jae-won + screaming, crying, throwing up

Lovestruck in the City (도시남녀의 사랑법), 2020 dir. Park Shin-woo

#lovestruck in the city #ji chang wook #the ultimate cringefail boyfriend #kdrama #kdramaedit #my gifs

[lareinadelplata]

why am i so easily swayed by feelings of endearment

#when a guy is a little bit like a puppy? not in a golden retriever boyfriend way more like in a excitable and earnest but shy way #when a guy stammers but is also candid and ultimately confident? #when a guy is so extremely cringefail uh i lost my train of thought

[relatableblorbopoll]

Round 1 of preliminaries, group 10

The first two places get a place on the bracket

Little reminder: there will be 2 more rounds of preliminaries, the losing blorbos of this poll still have 2 chances of getting in the official bracket

Propaganda under the cut

Nagisa Ran (Ensemble Stars)

"- autistic - grew up very isolated - nonbinary. to me. - they had a speech impediment veeeery similar to the one i used to have and their current speaking patterns are very similar to the way i speak - we both have a special interest in geology - i'd list more but the rest are just autism symptoms so. uhhh"

Waver Velvet (Fate series /The Case Files of Lord El-Melloi II)

No propaganda

Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa V3)

"sorry for submitting a danganronpa character but hear me out!! there's many reasons shuichi is a relatable character, such as: 1. he's def lgbtq+ actually. in the free time events with kaito momota (another male character), shuichi's inner monologue says "only someone like him could tell me what i need to hear." before he internally scolds himself saying he "shouldn't talk about another boy like that" 2. self doubt. throughout the game, he doubts his detective skills a lot. well, in earlier chapters. he grows out of it but yk. he feels like he isn't a "real detective" n all 3. a. autism. throughout the entire prologue and chapter 1, he wears a hat to avoid eye contact. while there is an actual reason that isn't autism, i still think that's autism behavior. also he seemingly knows a lot about true crime and at one point, when another character brings up the victorian era, he responds by mentioning jack the ripper. 4. he's very sad. chapter 1? cries. chapter 3? cries. chapter 5? cries. chapter 6? cries. he might've cried other times i don't remember though. although it is fair bc people are dying. but even outside of the death, he is sad. refer to number 2. also he feels like he shouldn't have solved the case that made him the ultimate detective. (there are reasons for that. also linked to the hat.) and more"

Opossums (real life)

"Nocturnal creatures that just like wanna chill and eat, plus they have to lay down when really stressed, they are like me for real."

Midori Takamine (Ensemble Stars!! Music)

"- literally just some guy that gets dragged into things (accidentally became an idol somehow) - his only real interests are mascot characters and vegetables + he finds talking to people bothersome - all of his friends are extroverted or very friendly while midori is just… there. - cringefail loser who can’t talk to people without being nervous despite being a 5’10 giant and an idol (179cm), only really talks a lot when discussing mascots - depressed, just straight up clinical depression but its ok cause he’s working on it and doesn’t let it get him too down"

Seven of nine (Star Trek)

"seven of nine is a big ball of identity questioning in one person. she literally has a whole section on her wiki page titled "identity crises". mood. as a child she's snatched up and made part of a hivemind, all these cyborg augments put into her, the usual scifi stuff. but her story begins when she's freed. against her will, even if it's ultimately for the best. she has no idea how to relate to these people, how to speak or act or dress or sound. big autism mood. big trans mood. big gay mood, because she has no idea what anyone is supposed to do when dating and it turns out she's into women and ends up with a girlfriend so it's no wonder she couldn't connect to all the lessons about boyfriends and the attempt to date a man! multiple times she's forced to assimilate and act more "human" and change her name but she won't! and the people who make an effort to understand end up important found family and friends. and she ends up in control of her own life and a captain!! legend."

#nagisa ran #ensemble stars #waver velvet #fate series #shuichi saihara #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #opossum #midori takamine #ensemble stars music #seven of nine #star trek #preliminaries #tumblr polls #tumblr tournament #character bracket #character tournament

[nat-20s]

Ah Hades game, allowing you to fufill the ultimate fantasy of having a cool ass girlfriend AND a cool ass boyfriend. AND you get to be a cringefail nerd the entire time

#hades game #GOD I FUCKING WITH THAT WERE ME IRL

[saltynsassy31]

Regarding that Silvaze post. I, of course, can't speak for anyone else, but I can say why I personally fell in love with Silvaze. It's strange, I swear this is like the third time now I've written a response like this to someone asking why people ship Silver and Blaze. I don't want to spend too much time on this, I often get carried away with stuff like this. Ultimately, it comes down to three points:

1. Dynamic - Goofy cringefail boyfriend x stern emotionally-reserved kickass girlfriend, is a fun dynamic. Not to mention I'm a sucker for 'guy who worships his partner like a goddess' archetypes. Lots of fluff potential. That's the fun part, then there's always the angst.

2. Backstory - It's like a damn Greek tragedy! Two people who, in a dark future, only had each other, no home, friends, or hope, just each other. They grow so close that one decides to sacrifice herself for the other. History is reset, memories are erased. Blaze is reborn as a royal in a paradise dimension. Silver is left to relive his life in the apocalypse, only this time all alone. Separated by time and space, memories erased, their life together never existed. And yet! They manage to meet again! And through a strange feeling of deja vu they remember one another! Through muscle memory alone they act in sync without the need for words. AHHHH Like come on, that's writing gold! And that brings us to the final point:

3. Potiental - I would go so far as to call Silvaze a crackship or rare pair, because content for them can be a drought sometimes. It really comes in waves, rather than a constant stream. And canon seems to like to keep them apart which I suppose is poetic in a way, or if they do meet the writers don't really seem interested in their relationship. I think you can count on your hand the number of times they've actually had conversations with each other. Which is a shame. But what often makes me daydream about them, what made me fall in love them is the potential! What if they rediscovered the memories of their previous life? Would Silver be consumed by shame of letting Blaze go when she sacrificed herself for him? Would Blaze feel guilty about leaving her friend behind in a nightmare world while she got to live in a paradise with all the riches and luxuries she could ever ask for? What if we explore their early years in the 06timeline, how they met? Would they be overprotective of each other? Would Blaze offer to shelter Silver in her kingdom to make sure he doesn't have to return and live in his devastated future? What if we explored the whole time travel thing, how it works, can Silver do it on his own? How would they aid each other in their quests? Silver protecting the Sol Kingdom, Blaze returning to the future in hopes of fixing it. There's literally so much you can do with them, they're so interesting!

But those are just my thoughts. Hope this isn't too long. Bye.

Oh dude, don't even WORRY about that, I love long posts! Despite taking forever to reply to them XD

These are some pretty interesting points but that second point....WHAT THE HELL!?! FR!?!

Wait oh my god, I think that has been the biggest revelation to me I'm stumped huh????? Oh god i really have to look deeper into them now wtf

And they have lacking content? That's so unfair! Ugh man, now I wanna try to contribute, I really love them and finding out more about them has only solidified that 😭😭

It's like I can never win with my ships here lmao, I thought I'd be safe with sonamy, only for sonamy to have less than a thousand (completed) fanfics on ao3 with sonado at almost 3k 😭😭 (nothing against sonadow btw, just surprised sonamy doesn't have more)

But I'll try my best do do Sonamy and Silvaze right! I don't have the talent of writing to do nothing with it!

Thank you so much for this small, in depth explanation, I'm really shocked about their past part, this is pretty interesting shit lmao

#salty rants #salty answers

[bug-the-chicken-nug]

Every day i think about how both interesting and funny it would be if Adam still had the shit kicked out of him but ultimately survived, got over his Blake obsession, became a more nuanced character again, ends up somehow hobbling his way to Vacuo, becomes a vigilante of sorts and becomes more humble and mellows out somewhat because the White Fang largely thinks he's cringefail now, so he doesn't have their respect and admiration to boost his ego, and he's focused on just helping the local community around him instead of risking any further big, dramatic political plays. (After all, with the communications down, it wouldn't get as much attention anymore anyway)

(Maybe... ends up with a boyfriend?)

Then Team RWBY ends up in Vacuo and he and Blake are just like

*spiderman pointing meme* at one another but Adam doesn't actually have any further desire to fight her and everyone has bigger shit to worry about than trying to arrest him, especially because all the locals seem to be, from Blake's perspective, suddenly vouching for him and acting like he's a cool dude.

So commences Remnant's most awkward fucking cooperation

Blake: ugh. This is so OBVIOUSLY some kind of trick, and none of these people even seem to notice, let alone care! Why would someone like *you* care what Salem does to Vacuo, anyway?!

Adam, deadpanning because if he actually goes into a whole Thing about this he KNOWS she won't believe him anyway: Because I Fucking Live Here Now???

#adam taurus #rwde

[d20unfuckability]

cody walsh is the ultimate cringefail boyfriend. he’s such a fucking dirtbag and if he wins this round, i KNOW he’s gonna get absolutely fucking eviscerates by Margaret in the next one, which only makes him hotter.

i respect your passion for him, i truly do

and you're absolutely right, margaret is gonna wipe the floor with him

#cody walsh #margaret encino

[cyberdragoninfinity]

scoopshipping?

LET'S GOOOO JACKCARLY REALNESS

I LOVE SCOOP..... ULTIMATE CRINGEFAIL COUPLE carly loves her gigantic loser boyfriend and jack loves her ultimate failgirl gf and i love THEM!!!! IM SO SAD S2 OF 5DS DECIDED TO BE WEIRD ABOUT IT AND RETCON IT!!!!!! THEYRE CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#ygo posting #asks #anonymous #i want him to pick carly up and swing her around!!!! in the BIGGEST hug!!!!

[baylardo]

Ultimate cringefail; cringe technically-a-furry Threshold AU Janeway dates a hologram while the man raising her lizard babies stands off to the side looking like this D:

I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE FAIR HAVEN FOR THIS HAHAHA. CRINGE NAENAE THOUGHTIES WHEEEEE::::::

Like I know some of us toy with the idea that Janeway and Chakotay are a little bit relationally closer (Especially regarding Threshold AU) during the events of the TV series, but I'm more in line with the idea that they're strictly plat outside of that one little indulgence they have in Isabo's Shirt hehe, which is fittingly before Fair Haven takes place. :3c And with that I think both Kathryn and Chakotay allow each other their own little indulgences whenever they occur, regardless of how opposed they are of each other's choices. Him pursuing Seven is a big punch in the gut for Kathryn though. :)

Funnily too in regards to Threshold AU, Alice and I had humored the idea prior to Fair Haven that Kathryn would "indulge" herself on the Holodeck similarly to what Tuvok does during the pon farr. What exactly she DOES is left up to interpretation, I'd humored the idea that it starts off as her pre-programming Mark to roll around with and then she discreetly edits the program throughout the course of the series lol (Especially after she gets the Dear John letter from him YEOWCH). With that said hahaha I don't think Michael Sullivan would come as a shock to Chakotay, I love his reaction to it on the show, and I don't think he'd be particularly threatened by the endeavor. I think he'd be glad to see her indulging in a way that is safe to her, considering in Isabo's Shirt she'd confessed to him that what holds her back is that fear of losing him; a hologram boyfriend seems pretty risk-free in that regard.

I love it as well in the show whenever Kathryn gets to pretend she's living another life; as I'm sure in the AU being a single mother of three isn't the most attractive quality to her. Though I do fancy the idea that her and Tom (Who'd likely go the extra mile to childproof his magnum opus holodeck program) would absolutely take the triplets to Fair Haven and dress them up in quaint little outfits teehee and show them around and everything. :3c Chakotay never seems to enamored by the holodeck so I'm sure Fair Haven would be one of their things with the kids.

#threshold au #Ask #Prettypinkdork #SORRY IF U WERE EXPECTING ART I NEVER KNOW HAHA SAHJKSHDJKSD #I WANNA DRAW SO MUCH U___U <333333333 #i really wanna draw the triplets in attire for the janeway lambda one holodeck program STILLLLLLL #but theyd be INFANTS at least in fair haven they'd be toddlies hehe #I DIGRESS