#they are the best genre of men

[resident-gay-bitch]

pretty boys with long hair make my brain melt

#they are the best genre of men #you can’t change my mind #I’m in love with them #(fictional ones at least and celebrities because I don’t actually like men irl) #but if one of those men I love pop out of my phone screen and smiled at me I’d actually propose #I’d let them hit #hell I’d let them impregnate me #sirius black #eddie munson #jay talks #pretty boys #long hair

[guinevereslancelot]

all the best badass male fantasy heroes aren't cool bc they have a magic sword and an cool backstory btw. aragorn and geralt of rivia would be nothing if they weren't also, fundamentally, horse girls

#im right #all the best fantasy men are horse girls #aragorn and geralt of rivia are unrivaled for this #lotr #this witcher #this has been a shitpost #humor #@ the person who tagged hiccup from hotd you are so right he is literally a horse girl as well #honorable mention to arthur morgan based on the amount of ppl tagging him despite being in a dif genre. horse girl man transcends fantasy

[brother-emperors]

Out of Cassius, Trebonius, Mark Antony, and Brutus, do you think any of them are "genre-aware" of the type of story they re in, in the late Republic?

imo they’re all aware that they’re on the precipice of something (at a turning point, a fork in the road where the only option is forward/you cannot go back, etc) as people who live through these things often are, which makes them “genre aware” in a way that actually matters, but during his rivalry with Octavian post-Philippi, it would probably Antony after this specifically

But their competitive diversions gave Antony annoyance, because he always came off with less than Caesar. Now, there was with him a seer from Egypt, one of those who cast nativities. This man, either as a favour to Cleopatra, or dealing truly with Antony, used frank language with him, saying that his fortune, though most great and splendid, was obscured by that of Caesar; and he advised Antony to put as much distance as possible between himself and that young man. "For thy guardian genius," said he, "is afraid of his; and though it has a spirited and lofty mien when it is by itself, when his comes near, thine is cowed and humbled by it." And indeed events seemed to testify in favour of the Egyptian. For we are told that whenever, by way of diversion, lots were cast or dice thrown to decide matters in which they were engaged, Antony came off worsted. They would often match cocks, and often fighting quails, and Caesar's would always be victorious.​

Antony, Plutarch

#ngl I just spent several hours discussing gorillaz and genre/narrative awareness wrt to zombie genre/necromancy/resurrection etc #and looked at this line up of men and thought ‘well none of them are trapped in a torment nexus box of fame’ #before remembering how Roman politics (a torment nexus box) worked #anyway best start believing you’re the lead in a tragedy antony. You’ve already been cast in it. no longer a man but a character. etc #ask tag

[phoenixyfriend]

Tell me, what music genre does 'woman gets revenge on her shitty husband' like country?

Female country singers are just like "If loudly singing along to these doesn't make your spouse thank his lucky stars he's been doing the bare minimum, then I'm not doing this right."

#spotify suggested a 'woman scorned' playlist to me and it was all just country music about getting revenge #there was ONE song by a dude #everything else was angry ladies who were pissed off about their boyfriends/husbands cheating or being abusive #and it was ALL country because that's just how country music by women rolls #phoenix talks #music #country music #'why do you like country music?' because what other genre takes men being abusive/unfaithful #and builds an entire subgenre out of talking about the best ways to murder them back

[ragnorfalling]

starting to get the vibe that a lot of the people who didnt click w/ 73 yards aren't really that familiar with folk horror in general

#doctor who #dw spoilers #like yall would not survive Men(2022) #/j /j #but fr i think some ppl wanted a satisfying sci fi explanation #& missed the genre switch up entirely #like that was folk horror at its absolute best

[perkeleen-lavellan]

I wonder if new Ximboland users ever look at a piece of clothing in the shop and wonder who the designer was and why they're no longer there.

That site is so toxic and life draining, but sometimes I wish I could just go browse the shop and see my old art again. Those are my children I made them, I hope people still like them.

#i was really doing my best trying to fill the himbo closet with high quality detailed fun clothes #i was trying to cover every genre #before mariolka came in with his homophobic ass 'no more rainbow clothes for himbos only normal' #gotta think about the cishet men #because they have always been known for having such variety in clothing #man would have probably burst a vein if i tried to submit like a pink t shirt #good fucking riddance #ximboland #bimboland

[amourcheol]

just watched psycho … maybe i was jun biased all along …

#loving jun hours #THE WAY HE SERVED #PLEDIS WAS CRUMBLING #SEVENTEEN DIDNT HAVE FOOD #THE BREAKROOMS WERE DESTROYED #THE POWER WAS OUT #STAFF HAD QUIT #MEMBERS WERE GIVING UP #JUN HAD ONE CHANCE #AND HE TOOK IT #this may be their best single i fear … #i thought nothing could top ruby or spider for me … #oh my GOD … #it was when he was manically laughing #mouth : dropped #pussy : throbbed #my favourite genre is pretty psycho men FR

[trespia]

god he's so fucking pretty

#romance club #garden of eden #pretty men the best genre of men fr

[whats-it-mean]

found these guys on tiktok who talk about nothing but metalhead stereotypes and metal music... do not listen to (much) metal but this is prime entertainment and i love them

#⤥ mairu rambles ! #wishing these two men nothing but the best in life i love them #fun kyoi fact. i do listen to heavy metal!!! not very often but at least once a week i have a metal jamming session. its nice #i listen to a wide variety of music #but i feel like a lot of people (ESPECIALLY irls) will assume i like. only listen to jpop and jrock. #no ??? (ehe) #i listen to pretty much everything?? #i like vocaloid i like babymetal i like kpop i like taylor swift i like indie rock i like 80's hairband music i like future funk #i like at least something from most genres. #except country- #the more you know

[worstloki]

if you can gush constantly about enjoying a piece of media but diss the idea of people disliking the same thing unless/even though they provide detailed reasoning or proof with citations... idk I feel like you need to reassess something

#''how can you hate on--'' it is a movie! and even worse - a marvel movie! and yet more even it's biggest crime yet - it is a terrible one ! #it makes no pretense of consistency with the rest of the 'cinematic' universe it alleges to come from ! #the character acts like nothing of itself in the previous movie appeared in ! #there is no character arc nor development of any character save for in the villain's final breaths ! the flimsy morality of such regret ! #the humour is subpar in that it is reliant on gags - a cheap and desperate tactic to make weak comedy appear stronger ! #for all that it speaks of love and grief the writing is poor and smart decent lines do not fit the context they are spoken in ! #nor the characters speaking them thematically ! #there is either too much unexplained occurring or nothing taking up too much time. this pacing and convenient exposition is bland ! #final denouement carries little to no weight ! #fight scenes are badly choreographed despite the genre + there is dubious camerawork in play on top of it which further breaks immersion ! #it seems unable to decide on the rules of the world it has itself established ! #ending cliffhangers can be good but in this instance feels as though done constantly solely to encourage watching the next product ! #character interactions leave much to be desired and motivation to move the story forward tend to be convoluted at best ! #what was once original characterization built on relevant events to flesh the character feels generic by both writing and presentation ! #outfits make no attempt to look like they're authentic materials (plastic? :/ ?) and the CGI is problematically attained AND poor quality ! #the 'inspiration' drawn from comic religious and myth source material is either offensive meaningless easter eggs or both ! #maybe the move was generic and formulaic and difficult to follow along without other pieces of media and boring to top it off ! #someone out there seems to believe sexualizing the men is a solution ! #characters I have interest in were sidelined or mistreated by the narrative ! #racist casting/roles have been given and the product did not reflect how it was advertised ! #maybe............. someone simply did not have fun watching it .......................... has that been.........considered................? #L + based + ratio + Ctrl+Z + must I say more? #no one owes anyone an explanation to their enjoyment or lack thereof of a piece of media and shouldn't be insulted for it smh #now if someone gives reasons and THOSE are dodge... but no this isn't about that. another time then

[musicrunsthroughmysoul]

Who the fuck makes a list of the best "female" punk bands (where "female punk bands" means fronted by women and also bands of all women, but not all bands on the list are bands of all women) and FORGETS TO INCLUDE X-RAY SPEX?!?!? THERE WERE EVEN TWO WOMEN IN THAT BAND! I- oh, the whiteness and racism of it all. Oh, it's embarrassing.

Not to mention that no fucking playlist of punk rock should ever be complete without "Oh Bondage Up Yours!" at the very least! How can you even talk about punk music in general without mentioning X-Ray Spex?

#cis white men: behold the best female music (...only by white women). #as far as BRITISH punk bands go I even rank X-Ray Spex above The Slits. #I guess part of this is my fault though; I was curious enough to entertain such a list in the first place and then not even #halfway through the list went 'I don't know what I was expecting' (I was expecting ANY HISTORIC WOC AT ALL) #it just unfortunately still blows my mind that this shit is sincerely out there on the interwebs in 2023. #if you did all that research in the first place...what - you just managed to GLOSS OVER X-Ray Spex and Alice Bag and The Brat? #great you added a SINGULAR band of all Japanese women. (not even Shonen Knife though tbh.) #it just seems purposeful to ignore the women of color who pioneered the genre just as much as any of the men did. #not to mention ignoring all of the amazing contemporary punk bands fronted by/including women of color - of which there are many!!!!!!! #also /please/ do note that I was being sardonic in my first tag. ''female music'' literally does not exist; neither does ''male music''

[mejomonster]

Ok the book My Best Friends Exorcism is so good, now I'm craving more stories like this

#rant #lb #my best friends exorcism #which like :c idk much of the horror genre besides niche anne rice vampire stuff #and stephen king who usually focuses on adults and is a bit Too scary sometimes for me #like. i get it. grady hendrix. i get it #i know grady has at least 3 more books i can look into #grady just writes like. very woman in horror focus. #very horror as metaphor with reality horror too (my fave fotm which The Lost Tomb Reboot buffy Jennifers body all fall into) #and also uses a #lot of very loved campy horror tropes to carry the story. making it feel a bit comfortingly familiar and homey like your own past #the way buffy felt like ur own teenage and adult life #im fact the writing reminds me significantly of buffy and angel. but if a much better writer #than joss was handling it #because grady hendrix so far has written way more women in this story than men. and all the women are written Well #(a major step up from j*** and refreshing as its 2022 we should expect this quality) #so it reminds me a LOT also of Jennifers Body and The Craft in how it nails teenage girls and their experiemces #how its about their lives and problems and growth.

[lavieaquatique]

i like my men like i like daniel’s characters: unhinged, sometimes emo, sometimes bald but always drama queens

#no bc im watching paradise mall #and it’s a fever dream #fr #bald daniel>>>> #anyway there are FACTS #i love me some mentally unstable men #best movie genre #daniel brühl #daniel bruhl #paradise mall #Schlaraffenland #baron zemo #laszlo kreizler #thomas lang #lutz heck #checo #and all the other amazing characters daniel has played <3

[lesbianlenas]

let me say heavy metal music by women abt killing men best music of all time…..like yes queen scream abt how u r murdering ur bf!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩

#michelle speaks #female rage best genre of music if only there was more……… #instead there is like an insane amount of music abt violence against women sung by men that’s not even like. #abt that even it’s just so normal that it exists casually. lol. 🤪

[ambiguousgrass]

I'm reading transcripts of the exile streams and just. Wow. C!dream was a fucking asshole. Like I've watched these streams before but sweet jesus I forgot the extent of his bullshit.

#I've been in the fandom since november 2020 and I watched as many vods as I could from before then but I've mentally blocked out/forgotten- #so much that it feels like I'm watching for the first time again and it's a bit strange lol #grass yells into the void #block men #tommy was doing his best and it just makes me so sad the entire exile arc was fucking rough he did not deserve that #<- hot take I know /sarcasm #no but like the fandom is definitely aware of exile but I feel like so many people haven't watched the streams so they're not really aware o #like I've seen a lot of dark!sbi discourse which I'm not going to touch with a ten foot pole btw leave me the fuck out of that #but anyway I've seen so many people get upset at the actions of the characters in dark sbi works and claim that the author shouldnt've- #written something like that meanwhile they wholeheartedly support c!dreams actions #idk it's just a bit funny to me #again I'm not taking a side on the whole dark sbi thing I really don't want to be involved in that shitfest #but some people who are vehemently against the genre are a bit hypocritical imo #if you're gonna be an apologist (or whatever people call it) for a character don't denounce another character for doing the same things :/ #god I am so tired my sleep schedule is so fucked up and my pain meds arent working so I'm very opinionated today while being sleepy #not a great combo lol I'll probably delete this later if I come back in a better state of mind and think all of what I just said was bs #<-very likely #I'm afraid to tag this as discourse so I'm not going to plus all of the stuff that would merit that is in the tags soooo #should be good I think #dear lord I need to sleep

[soulsolid-a]

head stuck on videogames sry but rotates modern au for brook in bg,,,,,

#[ ooc. ] ─ ♪ 《 from tomorrow to the future 》 #[ honestly half tempted to just take his actual story but shorten the 50 years alone (staying in his house) and ofc not dying (actually) #[ but seeing his friends perhaps former orchestra group all die #[ sure fdsklsd #[ probably late 50s-60s instead of 90s modest music/fencing teacher probably private #[ starts openly experimenting with more 'hip' genres of music after meeting luffy gets a big break #[ and is convinced to become a musician:tm: for a while b4 it got too much and he returned to teaching #[ maybe?? yorki is alive... just also thought brook was dead or something..... <- has been thinkin ab writing yorki as a muse bc #[ simply collects dead men--- fdskjljklds #[ trying to figure out laboon... if actual whale or something else #[ dsfjklds rotates thoughts in head like rat as i try my best to wrinkle my half braincell