#they can blow shit up if he wants to

[architect-lumicent]

Behold!! my greatest idea yet!!

Some information about them:

-They reside in the crater. Dormant for now until something bothers the warpers massively or the kharaa gets cured

-It is a gentle giant.

-It is classified as a weapon. Self assigned Quarantine Enforcement Unit.

-After the kharaa got cured it began to guard major facilities in order to not have anyone mess with them

-its body and coat can change colors accordng to the surrounding. Ex: if they are in the active lavazone, their colors change to reds and oranges. If in sector zero (for whatever reason) their colors become white-ish and blue.

#Oh boy I wonder what happens when ryley messes with the warpers :) #Ex-xo is friendly though #don't worry #Gentle Giant #Although those secondary arms hurt #they can blow shit up if he wants to #subnautica #subnautica below zero #below zero #belowzero #lumi art #precursor #architect oc #ex-xo #Feel free to ask me about him

[mugentakeda]

iroh doodles part 1 gajillion. can we kill this geriatric jerkoff already

#my son egg (zuko) and his uncle cheese (iroh) #HES SO FUN TO DRAW TBH i want to blow him up with tnt #idk what i was doing w the fangs on the right doodle #i was like what if jimbeis fangs but didnt look up what jimbeis fangs look like #so i just made some shit up my bad #hope you guys enjoy my notes btw #send asks about him so i can talk abt how much i hate this old fuck #iroh #zuko #zhao #atla #avatar the last airbender #alicias art

[withdenim]

Man this house is fucked up!!! Who fucked these kids up!!

#I have so many feelings and headcanons about them #if Brooklyn isn’t cool and bisexual what is even the point #Kenji babygirl to ME #I want to write kenji’s real last name on here so bad but my friend follows this account and hasn’t gotten there yet #Sasha if you’re reading this don’t ask cause I won’t tell you what I mean #if Benjamin Fitzgerald Pincus is gonna blow shit up as much as he does #he should have hearing problems #and I don’t take criticism about it!! #do you ever wonder how Darius took care of his hair on Nublar cause I do. a lot #I imagine him trying more protective hairstyles when he’s older bc of that #curly hairs your Sammy Gutierrez #yaz’ hair is only braided bc Sammy wanted to braid it #anyways the headcanon tags are done you can stop reading :) #jwcc #jurassic world camp cretaceous #jurrasic world #Ben Pincus #Darius bowman #Kenji kon #sammy gutierrez #yasmina fadoula #Brooklyn jwcc #I know I use so many tags I have a lot of thoughts ok 💜

[lemongogo]

me admitting that i dont hate ast*rion after all .

#like him.even . maybe. #i just drew him and i was like teehee~kicks feet and giggles and thenni remembered who this was and #my face morphed in2 thousand yard stare guy #IM SRYYY IM SRRYYYYY #IM FALLIBLE !! #wat do u want from me. if its good taste in characters wwll. u r in tha wrong place . #though i do think its bc like . like tell me why he has 90x the content of anyone else #if i hear wyll say well met one more time im gna blow up our camp.IM SOOOz give me something anything pelase please #like he’ll have nothing for 30 long rests save for a line here or there #but astarion will just want to chat u up every night like can u equal it out please pls ❤️ karlach even . #anyways . i hate gale tho HATE GALE . GALE HATERRR ☝️☝️☝️☝️ #idk if its because i found him last or what but atp i dont care to get to know him #this game is legit saur fun . the exploration especially #like i spend 90% of my time opening every vase and crate and reanimating the dead on every1.talking to all the animalz #speak w the dead* i mean #also just rhe potential 4 the funniest mistakes ever #when auntie ethel disguised herself as mayrina in fromt of my eyes i didnt process it and killed her indtead of ethel HAHAAGAHAHAHAHHA #like the sjock of messing smth up so badly but u cant do shit abt it like ok!i guess ! #karlach pushing 1hp shadowheart in2 firepitcon accident and killing her . happy family❤️🫶 #bg3

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.

Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.

#da2 #dragon age 2 #sebastian vael #listen in my defense..........i don't like bringing sebastian anywhere sksksks #okay look i seriously tried but every time i bring him somewhere i always think man i wish i had brought someone else #and also i do just forget about him! i finally added him to my party at one point and he had 24 points to spend... #that's how long i neglected him after i promised myself i was gonna use him more and then i didn't #it's not that i don't like sebastian as a character though i do tend to side eye him A LOT... it's just that i like everyone else more #even aveline like i'd take aveline over sebastian any day and that's saying something... or is it? i have a lot of feelings about aveline #whereas my feelings about sebastian could maybe fill a thimble...it doesn't help that in my canon run as a mage hawke #i romance anders and well... sebastian wants me to kill anders and my hawke is like 'do i approve of blowing up the chantry? complicated.' #'am i breaking up with anders for this? absolutely. do i still love him? mmhmmm. am i going to kill him sebby? i'd sooner set varric aflame #then sebastian threatens to bring an army to kirkwall and leaves so i can't say i have the greatest opinion on him #even the time where i did kill anders and he stayed in my party he was just... there #and then he glitched out and started t posing while asking if ed ever found out what anders wanted to do in the chantry so..... yeah #but even this playthrough where i'm playing as a lady warrior with a different personality and everything... i'd just rather use anyone els #also keep him away from bethany i do not approve sksksks she's too good for him #i want to understand and see the different angles of him like with the other companions but i've yet to convince myself to do it #also sebastian romancers out there can you like... explain? genuinely can you explain the appeal? i'm curious #because of all the love interests in da2 i look at sebastian and you'd think i'd maybe be more interested? but it's like... #i know about the chaste marriage and everything like that's fine i don't need sex to be a thing in the relationship but it feels less like #an asexual romance and more like... y'know... being with a priest and i guess that's just not one of my kinks? sksksks #i guess there's also the prince angle but i romanced alistair in dao and kept him a grey warden i don't really care about royalty power #and i don't have issues with him being a part of the chantry [well i do but yknow what i mean] since i romanced cullen in dai #and his whole deal with the chantry and magic and shit makes his romance interesting to me but sebastian is just.... a bit too much i think #i don't know i'd like to understand because i really don't but i also keep forgetting about him

[starlooove]

No bc fuck tim but it really really bothers me how people ignore his growth like he used to be an asshole and I’ll give tim Stans one thing: now he’s so so so stale but what I disagree with is that this staleness is bc nobody likes him like it’s in fact the exact opposite where everyone likes him so much they dont want to do anything. Even when it’s him surface level challenging Bruce it’s when everyone else is doing it too; but he’s still the backbone of the fam! Etc. and it’s so irritating bc him gaining more compassion and empathy even for people he doesn’t fw is so fun to watch and that’s why the captain boomerang thing was so out of character! (Not in a from the author way but in a tim wouldn’t do that and he and Bruce both knew it which is why it went down like it did. Same way dick killing joker was ooc; not in fanon sense but in a he would hate himself forever for this sense) and speaking of that it’s such an interesting mirror to Bruce who genuinely believes that everyone can grow vs Tim’s it doesn’t matter if they grow it’s not my decision to make like it’s the same but it’s not AND WITH CASS’ IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY CHOOSE NOT TO GROW I WONT DO IT! like ugh. And anyways even when people acknowledge it they boil it down to “Janet and Jack taught him that the capitalist pigs that they are” like no. This is who tim was. Tim was the kind of guy who’d blame a dead kid for dying. That’s ok. Also Janet and Jack? Please reread anything involving them that’s not a fic like Jack had anger issues and they were both aloof at worst like relax.

#the Jack and Janet thing is both an understatement and an exaggeration but I don’t think anyone reads enough to care #some tim stan might get all pissy and be like ‘no look this is everytime jack yelled at him and boarding schools are abusive’ to which #and its like narratively that means nothing bc the tim you made up to justify the Drake parents you made up by blowing shit out of #proportion is also made up and if all of that was abusive there’d be smth to show for it besides ur homophobic Jack #too girlboss to care but still terrible Janet bc god forbid a woman have a personality from ur fics #anyways that’s also the reason I’m ignoring the council of spiders #well two reasons #first is that was just a moment to make tim look cool and did absolutely nothing for him or his character moving on #like at all #I’d say it fucked with his previous established dislike of killing for his own reasons #and while that COULD be interesting it’s not bc they didn’t do shit with it #and fanon doesn’t do fun shit with it either #nothing about how tim in his most manic state did shit he doesn’t want to remember shit he’d HATE other ppl for #just “’remember what I did to ur base Ra’s? mess with me again and see what I do next 😼’ #like ok can you be real and genuine? #anyways I think #AND NOT IN A HATER WAY #Tim would benefit from being humbled #like genuinely I detest the world can’t move without tim running it but the idea that tim thinks that way is so good to me #and #I think next step being him realizing that’s not true would be a BIG push for his character #bc like I said tim Stans are right in the fact that he’s stale as hell rn #but that’s bc there’s nothing to say bc there’s nowhere to go! y’all want a tim action story where he shows off how badass he is reread #the Bruce quest and maybe it’ll remind you he’s not ceo lmao but anyways there’s nothing internal to say about him atp bc nobody wants to #say anything that’s not propping him up. same with Bruce! Gotham war was such a copout but it’s like ppl are saying he’s stale and it’s bc #god forbid he makes a lasting fumble. and I’m not under the illusion this is new I’m just saying it’s weird that fandoms not clocking it #anywayyys I really do like thinking about the No killing rule and how different it manifests for each perosn #like the way each distinct difference tells u so much about them #UGH ONLY SLIGHTLY RELATED BUT DUUUUUKE BEING LIKE IDGAF ABOUT GUNS LIKE UR SO REAAAL #anyways enough tim positivity for today FUCK THAT NIGGA!

[shadowkira]

Idk why I bothered pointing out how shit Sad Wizard was in a discussion about how shitty Sad Wizard is on fb. (I thought I found more of my people.)

But the rabid stans found it and uh.... yikes.

#Sorry I don't sympathize with the only character who put himself in his shit situation and blames everyone else? #lol #Also if he was worried about blowing up the whole camp why did he hide it? lmao #NOT TO MENTION HIS HUBRIS GETS THE BEST OF HIM MULTIPLE TIMES. #Hearing you can force him to apologize to his ex makes me want to make that happen though

[cuntwrap--supreme]

FedEx do just be hiring anyone to drive those trucks, huh?

#fedex #i live on a nearly 45 degree angle hill #and this dude rolls into the complex with his rear door open?? #I'm out walking my dog and see this and go 'oh this'll be funny' #as he drives up the hill and a bunch of big shit comes fakling out. along with smaller collateral items. #like. one of these items is so heavy he sat there and struggled with it for a good 5 minutes. #the bigger heavier things rolled quickly and almost hit a parked car #smaller items are everywhere. some are blowing away in the wind. #it's a complete shitshow #i call over to the guy asking if he wants help and he yells something i couldn't understand and waves me away #ok. cool. fuck you then ya moron. deal with your mistakes alone. #he's driven off now - still with the back door open - so i might go on another walk later and see if i can find any cool mail

[tariah23]

Outside of all of… that happening to Gojo, and finishing Snowfall the other day, eek……..

#I can live with what gege did to Gojo even though it hurts so much bro #but I can’t deal with what happened to Franklin bro that’s one of the worst character endings ever omg my chest…. #i meant it in a ‘that’s so fucked up’ way not ‘this is badly written’ because it really does fit his character….. even though witnessing #such a strong and ambitious character turn into……. THAT in the end… bro…………. not Franklin 😭… #his pride left him in ruin… the fact that he actually still had ppl who were willing to stand by his side in the end and help him but he #couldn’t accept it because in his own words ‘I built this shit! and if I wanted to tear it down with my own hands than I will-‘ like he was #so used to being in charge.. the boss… never taking orders from the people who worked for him… and whenever any other character would make #suggestions or decide that they wanted to branch off he’d completely lose his shit because in his mind they’re all stronger together and he #felt like he was losing control of the circumstances that arose and that ‘if only they would’ve listened to ME then everything would’ve #been just fine-‘ and the crazy thing is… Franklin was usually right 😭 like 90% of the time but it’s just he couldn’t communicate with his #friends and peers without blowing up like a demon just because they made their own decisions lmfao #especially without him/his consent lmfaooo he was a control freak for sure #so many awful things wouldn’t have even happened if everyone stuck together and listened but at the same time other characters grew tired #of being underneath him and it was within their right to go do their own thing like I get it #so many things were going to wrong in the end 😭… also teddy is such a bitter bitch bro #the fact that Franklin willingly decided to become…. I can’t even say it… #in the end over receiving what he’d consider a handout is insane…….. living like that? in filth because he’s too prideful to ever work #under anyone ever again even if it’s with a trusted friend… the money really blinded him but I get it #if I had 73 mil stolen from me out of nowhere by a bitter white man just because I told him I didn’t want to do business with him anymore #in the 80’s then I’d lose it too but ong Franklin was too ambitious to end up like this… #he kind of character you’d just watch and instantly think to yourself ‘this guy could go anywhere he wants. he’s no caged bird…’ #so it makes his ending even more devastating…….. #rambling #if you ever watch snowfall don’t watch the last episode 🥺 please promise me you won’t?

[rosykims]

lvl8 assassin astarion just casually dealing 72 dmg to yurgir in a sneak attack. its actually so embarrassing for the rest of this party who are managing 40 dmg on an exceptional day 😐

#tay plays bg3 #man has straight up carried my ass thru every single fight the last 3 playthrus #i dont think i can take him out of my party even if i wanted to anymore. im too dependent on him for survival lol #it still blows my mind seeing ppl on t*kt*k complaining that he does no damage #bc well that has simply not been my experience <3 have u considered maybe he just doesnt like u and wants u to tpk <3 #KJGFDKF #anyways to tie this into lily lore #i can so imagine a post game conversation happening w him expressing some... wariness about how powerful lily is #in terms of being a warlock/noble #and she has to be like well babe if i ever lose my pact i am quite literally fucked. bc i am useless in a fight as u know <3 #she couldnt even fight off lvl 1 astarion on the beach w a cantrip let me tell u that shit was ALSO so embarrassing #oc: lily

[supercantaloupe]

found the cat trapped in a roommate's bathroom. fucking great

#he completely blows off anything we try to tell him about keeping an eye on this animal #i'm gonna throttle him #he also clogged the kitchem sink which i had to clean up because he poured solids down the drain #when the basin with the garbage disposal is literally right next to it #and HE whines about how bad HE wants to move out so he can have more freedom #because i guess being a 27 year old man living with 22 year old women who ask him to do basic housekeeping things like #cleaning his fucking dishes #is too Stifling for him. #also he's not even doing the bare minimum to help us find a replacement roommate when he leaves #and hasn't even fucking told us a date hes moving out yet #which means we're probably going to each have to take up an extra $500 to our rent for every month we're trying to find a replacement. #i swear he's a nice guy but he's kind of a shit roommate #i wanna talk about me

[misspickman]

I understand why it is this way but it is funny to me that people despise wulbren and see him as like an irredeemable piece of shit and are at the same time obsessed with astarion

#Obviously wulbren sucks and wanting to blow up people hes refusing to acknowledge are slaves is horrible do not get me wrong #but can we talk about astarions racism towards the gur just once #Yea he gets better (not re the gurs tho. Technically. He says nothing nice about them afaik.) but only #because you are there to push him towards that and support him #I know this is an unpopular take but i just find him interesting. Wulbrens whole deal is impossible to piece without acknowledging how #Deep gnomes are treated #I dont know enough about all this Lore to make a longer and more cohesive post about it but. #It is kinda telling how everyone sees That situation as very black and white meanwhile astarion gets excused for all he wanted to do #Alas. I think it would have been fun if u could have deal with wulbrens shit more but also i enjoy a story that doesn't necessarily resolve #In the most satisfying way for all characters #Txt #Bg3 spoilers

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

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#i truly wish my piece of shit father would die like. he went out and got some mystery flu like illness and is going around the house hacking #up shit from his throat and spitting it and blowing his nose on towels and shit and touching every surface and handle and not washing his #hands and lowkey like. me catching something like this after my surgery could get really bad really fast because of my stitches holding my #organs in and not being able to clear my lungs re:stitches and will just like drown in my sleep or whatever and i cant even bring myself to #be upset because he is an antivaxer who did this shit all pandemic long and ive just always assumed there's the possibility that i could #die just from him being the biggest most narcissistic inconsiderate piece of shit he can possibly be and like made my peace with it #like yeah i guess i might die from having a piece of shit father who dosent care if i live or die #god i wish i wasnt trapped here and could go back to my apartment but i still struggle with literally everything 😭😭😭 #lowkey want to die in my sleep i hate this fucking shithole place so much

[godslittlesadge]

another thing i hatehatehate about inquisition is how the dialogue options dont let you be fun or interesting at all

#there's the occasional joke #but like if i wanna agree with sera on something i have like 4 options all 3 of them are nuances of you fucking suck and you're stupid #and the fourth one is a i guess if i squint so hard i almost grind my eyes into paste i can see your point #like ????? #also during her friendship scene where she invites you to prank people if you want to do it the inqs like ONLY FOR THE MORALE OF THE PEOPLE #what if its not for morale. what if its because my inq is a little SHIT #or if i want to roleplay a calculating inq who who's all for gaining political advantage to protect himself #cause he's dalish and knows the BOMB used to blow up a HUMAN CHURCH is elven and needs to protect himself after the assured fallout #you can't :) sorry you cannot be too smart you need to be a blank foil that every player can relate to #ITS SO BORING THE INQ IS SO BORING #i hope they dont appear in the next game least of all as a protagonist because they're so. nothing #dai liveblogging #dragon age critical

[samuelroukin]

pissing myself off trying to make sense of The scene because it’s so fucking dumb. that or i am and i just don’t get it but genuinely it’s dumb as hell

#like i could just be dumb. but i think it’s whoever wrote that #‘oh the bomb is gonna blow’ and then the guy shows up? the guy who wants to keep living to be evil? #that guy? he walks up to his OWN bomb? that he put there? that’s gonna blow? #anyway i can and will change shit but #come onnnnn #ben.txt #writing tag

[lixbf]

honestly the fact that gale got kidnapped is mildly ruining how i wanna play the game bc like. i wanna do all the side quests first and Then get to gortash and orin but like i wanna have gale back? i dont want him to just miss out on so much stuff?? like hes been there since the very beginning and now when hes gonna come back it's already like oh yeah cazador is dead and shadowheart got her parents back no big deal. we got another guy to join our team tgt w his tiny giant space hamster and btw mizora now just hangs out here. oh and we fought and killed ethel again but for real this time.

#i just. i rly sorta wish she had gotten halsin vjdvfjshdjdb #like hes cool and all that but rly hes only been part of this group for like half the game so like. #also i have two druids but you kidnap my only wizard???? thats so mean #also the literal goddess of magic wanted to speak to him and now she has to wait bc he got kidnapped?? doesnt sound very clever of orin tbh #IDK I JUST FEEL BAD THAT GALE IS MISSING OUT ON SO MUCH STUFF I NEED MY WIZARD MAN BACK #can you still do like all the side quests once gortash and orin are uh 'dealt with'? #guess i'll find out maybe? #ok so. blow up that factory. confront and kill gortash. go to murder tribunal. kill orin. get gale back. do all the other stuff. #no more silly side quests until my wizard is back and i can get him cool equipment and shit #istg once i have him back hes gonna be like astarion. permanently in my party.