#they’re doing him so dirty

[riyo-soka]

Why tf were the dog and Crosshair consistently better at sensing incoming danger than the guy who was literally engineered in a lab to sense incoming danger. You’re telling me that when a brainwashed assassin ordered to capture Omega was literally in the same room as him, Hunter “overprotective father figure” badbatch couldn’t pick up on that but their new dog did?

#the bad batch #tbb spoilers #tbb hunter #no disrespect to Batcher of course I love her and she’s a good girl doing her best #but also. come on man #remember in s1 when he sensed a probe droid nearby then scaled a cliff and killed it with a knife to the eye/lens? bc the show doesn’t #maybe there’s a story justification for this but it’s getting kinda ridiculous tbh #they’re doing him so dirty

[coconut530]

WE’LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE FRENCHIE

This ep reminds me of this vine:

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Just as a whole the ep was great — but those chains were amazing and really gave the ep a constricting feel which is cool #I like the panel where Monty’s cross is front and center; builds up to the final lines between them #It’s very strange to see Duke and Monty alone; usually he lets Lenore handle him and we don’t get to see how Duke deals with him #NO MONTY THAT’S A TERRIBLE IDEA TO LEAVE HIM THERE #Ohhhhhh and when he tugged the chains around his neck WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUDDDEEE #LOVE LOVE LOVE the Cask of Amontillado callbacks my god they’re so on the nose and I love it “What a laugh…!” #Well Monty the horse kick doesn’t explain the tooth but it DOES explain why you’re dumb #Also saying that in the southern accent and stuff reminded me of Shane’s backstory from Shiloh (🐴) #Sucker punch from WHOOOO Monty?? Also how much do you remember we’ve only got one flashback from you #OF COURSE HE WAS AWAKE AND HEARD THAT well dude it’s TRUE #His black eyes scare me #STOP PUSHING HIM AND IMPRISONING HIM #OH GOD THEY’RE ALL IN ON IT #ADA’S NAILS ARE DIRTY FROM THE PLASTER #Gosh if Ada’s southern I swear she’s been saying a lot of southern slang lately #CALLED HIM A BASTARD YESSSSS #ADA THIS IS LIKE TWO HOURS AFTER HE TOLD YOU TO BARK LIKE A DOG WHY ARE YOU DOING HIS BIDDING AND PLASTERING DUKE IN #YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS GIRL HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO TELL YOU #WHY YOU KICK HER YOU IDIOT #AND AUGHHHH HOW HE PLEADS WITH WILL AND ADA WHILE MONTY MANIACALLY LAUGHS IT OFF #LIKE IN 50 WHEN HE LAUGHED AT LENORE’S SITUATION #BUT JEEZ THE WAY HE GRADUALLY LAUGHS HARDER AND HARDER IS DONE VERY WELL #AND LIKE #ANNABEL I TRUSTED YOU WHY DID YOU OFFER UP DUKE OF ALL PEOPLE WHY DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE IT IS #NOT GOOD AND YOU KNOW LENORE WILL DEFINITELY NOT LIKE YOU OR TRUST YOU AFTER THIS THIS IS WORKING AGAINST YOUR PLAN #YOU WANT SO BADLY TO GO RIGHT YOU AND LENORE NEED TO GET ON THE SAME PAGE BECAUSE YOU’RE SABATOGING YOURSELF #AND NOW WE ENTER THE DIVORCE ARC

[tricoufamily]

landgraab refresh coming + malcolm grows up to be a landlord in ts4 canon confirmed it’s joever

#‘​son(s)’ fine at least the family tree update is coming #they’re also gonna take his cheese hair but that’s fine they need to do my headcanon and give him the dirty blonde swatch #malcolm has darker blonde hair than johnny in my head i just don’t usually love that swatch so i say fuck it but yknow #leave them ALONEEEEEEE. fix the family tree but LEAVE THEM SLONEEEE

[milesworld96]

I WANT MY FREAK ASS BITCH BACK

#can’t find the ones of him in the ice bath or with the pins in him #but whatever #bro the main roster washed him down so much #PLEASE #LET HIM BE A FUCKING FREAK #rather be creepy than emotionally feeble as he’s said #he’s my freak wife #the main roster doing him so dirty #he’s better than what they’re presenting him as #wwe #wwe monday night raw #jd mcdonagh

[goatsghost]

i just try to play gotham knights in peace, and then my dad has to bring up that jason looks like ray liotta. and now i have to pause to look up who that is, only for my dad’s girlfriend to agree and now i have to explain that jason is usually supposed to be pretty but they fucked it up for some reason but everything’s okay now because my dad’s gf is on my side

#look i’ve come to love jason’s GK design but i also wish he either looked younger or had different hair #literally one or the other; his entire rest of the design is absolutely wonderful #actually i take that back; his casual outfit that’s just a fully red sweat suit + a gray jacket #that’s the ugliest fucking thing i’ve ever seen lmao why do they do him so dirty #and the cutscene at the very end where they’re making fun of bruce for working too hard #jason’s in a leather jacket but it’s BAD????? he looks so bad in it and idk why!!! #his outfits are the worst part of his design actually!!! he has his one good red shirt/grey jeans outfit and that’s IT 😭 #gotham knights #mine

[yourqueenb]

I think Dirty Little Secrets is interesting so far. And I’m surprised I haven’t seen more about it. It feels different than PB’s usual in some ways

#choices dls #choices dirty little secrets #choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #yeah it seems like they’re still gonna lean heavily on smut #that’s no surprise #but at least the LI has a little allure to him #and we’re not fucking cheating for once 🙄 #I’m sure the HOA bitch won’t be too different from their usual antagonists either #she def gives Vanessa from MoTY vibes #but I like the messiness of having a book centered around a neighborhood #I wanna know all the tea lol #and I want our neighbors gossiping about us and the LI #and obviously I’m especially intrigued by Sadie saying he killed his wife #the mystery aspect makes all of this even more interesting #so yeah overall we’ll see how PB handles it #hopefully they learned from the mistakes they made in MoTY with Vanessa and the PTA #and hopefully they don’t drop the ball on the mystery like they usually do #which is honestly very likely since they have a tendency to ignore plot in favor of smut 🤦🏽‍♀️ #either way though I’m tentatively optimistic #choices app

[crossbackpoke-check]

18 + swaymark!!

oooo thank you!!

#18 - pleaser, wallows + swaymark

okay i know they are canonically obsessed with each other but. the song is in some ways about feeling like you’re failing in your relationship and being not quite as obsessed with them as they maybe are with you, and in this video of them talking about being a tandem, there is the slightest pause before swayman answers “do you miss him?” that makes me want to probe a wound. we’re not talking irl reasons of how that’s an absurd question (how do you miss him. you’re coworkers you’re seeing each other all the time) we’re talking that maybe this whole goalies-in-love thing got blown out of proportion and now swayman’s having to buy into the bit too hard. linus loves it & everyone’s asking about their bromance & how they love each other so much and the thing is—linus is safe. he’s got a wife and plausible deniability and jeremy? jeremy is gay. sure, he can crack jokes and people-please but the more people ask the more they're going to find out until maybe they find out something jeremy doesn't want them to know. and the longer this goes on, the more jeremy has to sit at linus' dinner table with linus and his beautiful wife and pretend like he isn't a little bit in love with him. and you know what? the longer it goes on and linus doesn't dial it down jeremy does stop being in love with him, because it just feels cruel, until he finally is done enough that he stops biting his tongue and ruins the moment.

#…this so is not a five sentence summary but ALSO this manages to perfectly align with something i was obsessed with (that media video) #like yeah is that pause reasonably a buffering time to a weird question? yes!!! do i want to read into it & make swayman a bit uncomfortabl #also yes!!! sorry i decided to give them tragique but they were assigned by spotify. the other option for this song was an ED fix-it fic #about healthy sex and learning that it can be a part of a normal relationship!! sex is weird and fucked up!! but like. that’s just because #i have always interpreted this song as a) unrequited best friend love & you’re worried you’re gonna fuck it up b) virgin who doesn’t know #what sex is and is scared to tell anyone and then option c) people pleaser keeps going along with it but can’t anymore #also OBVIOUSLY they end up fine. whether that ends up being jeremy finally telling linus (oblivious) i don’t want to do this with you #i need to get over you & them creating a platonic space & sway ends up with someone else OR linus has the oh. true. i simply never #considered that i could be gay for you option OR the one i have just invented but is now my favorite because i love a good polycule is that #linus & his wife simply add jeremy to their relationship. and then this song becomes jeremy scared to have sex with linus’ wife at first lo #liv in the replies #the interviews in that video doing the lord’s work fr but also that ‘do you not miss him’ feels SO uncomfortable. say no! but then he leans #in with the dirty jokes comment & i know i’ve made like eight variations already (sorry. that’s how my brain works) but it is soooo fun #to me personally if they are broken up but now have to act nice & keep doing all these rituals & sell us on the narrative & they’re just #trying to see who’s going to crack first. needle each other into laughing or getting irritated enough it shows through & the other one wins #do even more aggressive hug rituals!! get a medical warning from the athletic training staff!!!

[synthville]

so what im getting is that it was absolutely unnecessary to isolate raffi on gotham city in order for her story to go on.

a story that’s so halfhearted that five episodes in—halfway to the end. btw—her motivation is yet to be explained (why go back to this sector of intelligence work when teaching seemed to be fulfilling? was she made to do this?? did she volunteer because her son now lives on this planet now apparently?? was losing elnor cris and possibly seven so painful that burying herself in work seemed like a better option??? who knows! not me!!) and it’s definitely a retreat character-wise but the fact that they still haven’t laid the groundwork to make this stick is kind of amazing lol. it’s the way they’re not even pretending to give a fuck about her or any of the other women characters for me—they said you’re a womb or a subordinate ladies pick one and shut the hell up LMAO?

the fact that the ‘real plot’ is happening on that other ship while everything raffi does is basically an afterthought with backstory slipped in between the cracks like aged caulk is so disheartening and pathetic. star trek picard make an effort maybe. she’s a polarizing character that’s been stuck in impossible situations, weighed down with retractions and stereotypes (they thread the line but HM) because the narrative continually refuses to meaningfully engage with her and a lot of fans of the show wont examine their own biases to see why they have such a viscerally negative reaction to a complicated black woman character that’s good at what she does, knows it and refuses to kneel at the foot of their hero’s :)

and if it wasn’t for ms hurd elevating this performance with sheer will, massive talent and the whip of that (sexy) ponytail? shit would be so much worse. but it’s still bad! because instead of giving her a nuanced, thoughtful send off she’s once again being made to suffer for the nth time. because why? oh right so wise man worf can guide her to the light lol give me a fuckin break.

and it’s no accident that if you cut raffi out (which they literally did in ep4 miss musiker you WILL be avenged) the story could more or less proceed as usual. that’s by design.

because legacy characters or not, im simply not buying that the main white cast members (plus two interlopers idgaf about those new guys and they’re doing nothing to make me care either. pick a random channel and their stories are being told right now live and in color like don’t piss me off) just so happen to be on the ship with the lead yet the sole woc is sent away on some underbaked adventure because ‘reasons?’ please. this season literally could not be more transparent about the audience they’re catering to and who/whose stories are of importance and consideration.

and i knew this would probably happen once the premise for s3 was revealed but i still can’t get over how obvious it is that there really was no plan for raffi and that she only happened to bypass the cull of the la sirena crew because she was romantically linked with seven at the time. which is baffling considering how things are (not) going between them (#theyareMARRIEDletthemTALKandKISSandREST)

and it’s not just them like everything about this season is quite literally happening just because. every slightly interesting or fresh development (and character it’s true) from the previous seasons has been dismissed or diminished and for what? secret sons and man pain? ew lmao. no suspense no lingering threads just excessive shots of ships, an aggressive insistence on biological families and rampant, shameless references to past glory. a mess.

#doing everyone so dirty but it’s fine because ‘familiar faces’ yeah okay 👍🏾 #like can we all be serious for one second lol #they’re not even trying. #at least if this season was good i would somewhat understand why they snapped my faves out of existence but it’s literally not #feels insane to see so many people praise this #is this really where we are as an audience? nostalgia = good? really? #and the new characters they chose to add? come on #no space for rios but yall had space for TWO random white guys? #a christmas miracle! #like the kid is one thing but captain crunch ? they’re playing in my FACE #like i don’t even have any firm feelings about him because he’s pretty much a giant bore but #seeing all these allowances being made for him because of what he looks like whilst raffi continues to get shit on irks me so bad #like i knew it would happen ive been alive in the world lol but still #unsurprising but irritating af that captain crunch can sulk around in all his dickheaded glory #and it’s fine because he’s gods most traumatized baby boy but let raffi lash out once and it’s questions about her competence #and calls to have her removed like oh what’s the difference i wonder #‘men can laugh while a woman can only chuckle’ -godforbid she be black and self assured- like that person was preaching i fear! #if this sounds bitter it’s because i am <3 #michelle hurd deserves so much better like someone pls get her a five season dramatic series on a prestige network asap! #looks at this dissertation i just wrote oops ain’t mean to rant like that but they forced my hand 😭 #now to watch raffi’s spar scene on loop and forget about the show until thursday comes around and rattles my cage again lol #raffi musiker #.rfi #stpk

[whippedcloudsofcream]

I’m severely annoyed that there’s still no option to knock Gale the fuck out and steal the Crown of Karsus for yourself. l don’t want to fucking become Bhaal’s Bitch or some mindflayer lackey. That’s not real power and it’s strange to see people acting like it is. I want to be my own God, with my own rules. I’d pull off the silver look 10x better than Gale ever could.

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #it’s frustrating to see in a game where anything can happen #you can’t make everything happen #like how come we can’t do this?? #ppl acting like they’re powerful bitches in their evil durge endings #you’re a bootlicker or you need the Absolute to do your dirty work #that’s nothing compared to actually having the power itself #and tbh this isnt even an evil ending #you can use your powers to help your companions #it’s so infuriating watching gale of all ppl get the crown and watch him squander it to write fucking self help books #gale idc if you’re a god i’ll strangle you

[woundedheartwithin]

Y’all seen the bullshit happening with Motley Crue?

#she speaks #they doing mick mars so fucking dirty #the man is 71 years old and has been battling a chronic illness for most of his tenure in the band #he lives every moment of his life in excruciating pain #they’re treating him like shit and then they have the nerve to get steamed when he files a lawsuit to get what he’s owed #absolute bullshit #I’ve been saying for years that he needs to retire because he just looks so miserable #but damn now I see why it took him so long

[makyurini]

i’m sorry but if there’s a ramattra (esp poseidon ramattra) on my team, i’m gonna be their pocket pussy healer i can’t resist that robo cock

#❀.chatter #if they’re on the enemy team then i’m just following them around idc idc #ramattra my favorite extreamist <3 #i had a ramattra on my team use the ‘i know what you are doing’ voice line on me when i kept following him around #so i used the ‘someone had to do the dirty work’ voice line back #and he responded ‘you have my attention’ #had me kicking my feet and giggling and blushing #GOD HE’S SO <333

[loverofallthingssmart]

okay guys i changed my mind i kinda like the wylan casting hes incredibly funny for no good reason

#sorry i have mixed opinions abt the shadow and bone show #but jesper remembering wylan only when he’s lich on top of him is INCREDIBLY funny to me i have been laughing abt it for a solid three min #i didn’t have expectations bc i dont care that much like the crows are all i care abt and they’re done. slightly dirty j #in this but wylan is incredibly funny im so sorry JSSNDNDHHD #someone tell me to STUDYY that’s what i’m supposed to be doing

[quietwingsinthesky]

AGAIN. Dean being so happy to do torture is not a weird thing!!! HE’S BEEN HAPPY TO DO TORTURE FOR MULTIPLE SEASONS NOW!!! THIS IS NOT SEASON FOUR WHERE THAT ACTUALLY MATTERED AND WAS A CONSISTENT PART OF HIS TRAUMA BECAUSE YOU FORGOT ABOUT IT!!!!!!!

#mad. they’re doing him so dirty. #pick a fucking lane: either he’s cool with torture and we shouldn’t be disturbed by him doing it #or he’s not cool with torture and traumatized from hell about it and him torturing is something we need to worry about #spn liveblog

[inkykeiji]

licks all four of his fingers and his thumb, presses a gentle kiss to each fingertip then licks them all again ♡ traces the lines of his palm and the creases of his knuckles with the tip of my tongue and then coats his whole hand in sticky, shimmery saliva ♡

#his hand is probably so dirty #i do not care one bit #gimme gimme gimme all your germs daddy <333 #make me ill!!!!!!! #i am In Love with him #i am In Love with his hands #that’s all i can think of every time i see this panel #i just love his hands and his wrists SO much ugh #i wanna suck all of his fingers so bad #put his whole fist in my lil mouth #(yeah as if i could fit it LMAO) #scrape my teeth against his knuckles until they’re bleeding <3 #clari chatters

[sewerpal]

i’ve seen no one draw these two so uhhhhhh

#wolf 359 #david clarke #victor riemann #they hate eachother so bad #i know it #that’s the real reason him and enlil were left behind #they chillin on earth while riemann and rachel do the dirty work #i gotta draw some enlarke #they’re so in love #my art

[dogduocatquartet]

going off that last post because my tags were getting too long but my sister (shit with animals and don’t know fuck all about them) has always INSISTED that oskar (a TERRIER/SPITZ MIX) wouldn’t bark if we just trained him better like 😐

and yeah, sure, maybe he wouldn’t, but.. he IS well-trained. my mom and stepdad live in the middle of nowhere, for them his purpose of “alerting everyone when Things Happen” is hugely useful. he never barks for no reason! sometimes the reason is “i heard a deer in the yard at 1 am” which can be annoying but ultimately he’s doing his job. he’s being good.

#text #dogs #she’s one of those dumbasses who are like ''you can train any dog to be/do/act like anything'' #like. i guess with enough effort and a malleable enough individual of whatever breed but like.. what’s the point #sounds miserable for both you and the dog #they will always have certain traits and instincts and urges and backgrounds #and i think there’s a sea of difference between training a dog that it’s rewarding to behave a certain way in public for example #vs training it to suppress just about every natural and deeply ingrained instinct and trait and urge it has #like suppression vs redirection. they’re worlds apart to me #take the most BASIC puppy training aka teaching them to pee/poop outside #you’ll get far quicker and better results reinforcing that outside = good!!!!! keep doing it there!!! #than inside = BAD!!!! STOP doing it there!!! #both my dogs that I had as puppies were reliably house-trained within 5 months old #and i say reliably because even though they got the concept far before then they still had baby bladder control and couldn’t always wait #instead of punishing my retriever for picking up stuff from the floor id rather reward him for bringing it to me which creates a basis for #teaching him to tidy the floor basically #again. redirection vs suppression. why would i try to get my retriever to STOP retrieving when i can use it for both our benefit #we’d both be miserable if i got mad every time he picked something up and tried to get him to stop doing it altogether #we’re both happy when i praise him for finding and giving me dirty socks so i can put them in the laundry basket #etc you know. you get my point