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#they're all dating and raising ciri together
iris-sistibly · 1 year
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The Witcher but make it modern.
Geralt, Yennefer and Jaskier living together and raising their daughter Ciri.
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Ciri opened her TikTok app and pressed the record button. After greeting her followers, she focused the camera on Geralt, Yennefer and Jaskier who were  having breakfast. Jaskier happily waves at the camera, Yennefer makes fierce model faces, and Geralt's brows furrowed, he is a very private person but he appears on his daughter's videos on rare occasions.
Geralt: Why are you focusing the camera on us?
He noticed on the screen's background a set of words, Ciri quickly explained that she was doing this trend about parents' rules on certain things and her followers were curious about her parents' take on this.
Jaskier: (enthusiastic as always, coz he's the fun parent, duh) Ooh! Sounds fun!
Yennefer: Interesting, alright let's do this
Geralt: (pretends to be uninterested) Hm
Ciri: Okay Mama, Papa and Daddy what are your rules about partying?
Geralt: You have to have a chaperone.
Ciri: (scoffs) That's ridiculous papa!
Jaskier: He's crazy, don't listen to him cub. As long as we know who you're with and the place you're at it's perfectly fine.
Yennefer: Agreed.
Ciri: Curfew?
Geralt: You're only 13, you're not allowed to stay out late period.
Ciri: Mama? (Looks at Yen with puppy eyes)
Yennefer: 6pm and only on weekends, summer and/or school breaks.
Ciri: Ugh! You guys are no fun (turns to Jaskier) Dad?
Jaskier: I'll let you stay out until 12 midnight, but only on no school days and with permission from Yen and Geralt.
Geralt and Yen: No!
Ciri sighed and rolled her eyes.
Ciri: Dating?
Geralt: I'll challenge him to become a bruxa bait, if he survives then he can take you out.
Ciri: (laughs) That is so mean!
Geralt: Hardly, I call it a test. If they want to date you then they have to prove to us that they're capable of protecting you.
Ciri: Aw...that's cute!
Yennefer: (Faces the camera) See everyone? Geralt is the over-the-top overprotective one
Jaskier: You're still a child cub, no need to hurry. We'll allow you when you're 18.
Geralt: 25
Ciri: What?!
Yennefer: Your father thinks you're gonna be a baby forever little witch, we all do actually but 18 is fine, though you have to remember what we always tell you about dating and relationships
Ciri: (nods) Always be mindful of the red flags...and drinking?
Yennefer: When you are of legal age and you have to be a responsible drinker
Geralt and Jaskier nod in agreement.
Ciri: Tattoos?
Geralt: I don't mind
Yennefer: Yeah it's fine, I suppose
Jaskier: (shrugs) As long as we get matching tattoos
Ciri: (chuckles) As long as I get to choose the design
Jaskier: Why? What's wrong with my choices?
Ciri: (giggles) No offense dad but your choices are too...bold
Yennefer: Terrible
Geralt: Ridiculous
Jaskier: (gasps, looking offended) excuse me?!
Ciri: Piercing?
Geralt: Fine
Yennefer: They're cute
Jaskier: Are we seriously going to ignore the fact that you called my tattoo choices 'terrible' and 'ridiculous?!'
The girl shook her head, that's pretty much their normal day as a family. She stopped recording afterwards, Geralt and Yennefer continued eating, and talked about their plans for the day (it was a Saturday). Ciri snickered while reviewing the video, and Jaskier still wouldn't stop blabbering about how cool his tattoo choices are.
Jaskier: (still offended af) You guys are just too old fashioned!
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A/N: This dumb bitch forgot that there is another The Witcher fic in my drafts folder that was supposed to be posted before NYE. Anyway, here's a little fanfic of Geraskefer and Ciri in a modern setting.
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hannibard · 2 years
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This was funnier in my head
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