kim kitsuragi would take bowling SO fucking seriously. that man would act like he doesnt give a shit about the game at first but every time he throws the ball he does the thing where he holds it up to his face before going into a deep lunge as he rolls it, he stays in the lunge until the ball hits the pins. if he gets a strike he will get the most smug look on his face. harry gets a gutterball and kim tells him "better luck next time, detective. we can put up the bumpers if you want."
in another world, peter and elias are catty husbands who know all the gossip of their neighbors, watch reality tv specifically to be haters, take any opportunity to flex their wealth on acquaintances, and make their fourth divorce everyone's problem
k'sante: you fainted, do you remember anything?
aphelios: only the ambulance ride to the hospital
ezreal: that wasn’t an ambulance, yone drove us
aphelios: but i heard a siren
kayn: that was sett
sett: sorry i got nervous