#this got a wheeze out if me

[tagerrkix]

#great choice beelzebub! #aw man I always liked this meme #glad I finally got to draw my own version uwu #would you believe me if I told you it was gleafer's recent comic that inspired me to do this 👉👈 #well it was #if you know you know #if you don't then ignore this 👁️👁️ #azirah the terrah *wheeze* #yea I don't really have anything more to say #I just had this irresistable urge to write azirah the terrah at least once in my life #now it's twice #bahahaha #*yeets myself out the window and flies to alpha centauri* #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens beelzebub #good omens gabriel #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens memes

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

#featuring the moment everyone found out he was awake #poor dude woke up w/ his arm missing and got Tackled full-speed by 8ft of manic caterpillar #in my mind after howdy stops his 'holy shit youre up' ramble #he suddenly goes dead serious and grabs barn by the lapels and essentially goes 'say something funny. do it. now. make me laugh' #barnaby stammers out the Worst joke of his life #and howdy laughs so hard he stops making noise & just. collapses. wheezing #poor dude's lost it... #meanwhile wally is standing there buffering bc uhhhhhh He Hasnt Spoken To Barnaby In Decades #and is trying to remember their dynamic / how to act around him #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and then we've got a moment from act two!!! yippee!!!! #i wont say anything about whats going on beyond the obvious in that scribble

[crossbackpoke-check]

it’s all the rest of what i want with you

connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k

Summary:

“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”

“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.

in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!

#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu #HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand #in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred #because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it #including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines. #like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like #‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i���ve ever posted #and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.) #i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on #this one but the full quote was too long: #all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless #so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one #and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o. #liv in the replies #shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs. #if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡 #the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is. #far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze #laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…) #also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

On the rare occasion I join the boys at the gym, Kats pouts cause I only let Eiji spot me. It’s completely his own fault though after nearly getting me crushed under the bar while I was bench pressing.

He glanced down at me mid-rep, arms crossed and went “I’m getting deja vu from this position, princess,” with a sudden wolffish grin and suddenly all I could think of was the night before when he’d had my head hanging off the bed so he could watch my throat bulge with his cock while Eiji fucked me.

The comment caught me so off guard I faltered and the asshole was laughing too hard to properly get the bar completely off, so Eiji had to rush over and help lift it so I wasn’t crushed.

He still grumbles about it not being fair everytime I borrow Eiji to spot me and it takes everything in me not to flip him off everytime.

#now the entire reason he couldn’t get me out from under the bar is literally because he was doubled over it LAUGHING #not cause it’s too heavy for him #like he got it off my chest enough for me to breathe but Eijiro had to actually replace the weight on the rack #he wheezed he thought he was gonna bust a rib he was laughing so hard #and I nearly strangled him right there #t’s selfship #goose’s selfship #Katsuki x goose x Eijiro #kiribaku x goose #selfship #Bakugou smut #I guess?? #bakugou #Kiri #mha

[stonecoldsilly]

most romanceable acofaf npcs, ranked:

wuvvy - she’s hot she’s a top she’s got a fucken poisoned blade i am NOT immune to fucked up evil women with anxiety disorders

king oberon - i can be ur manic pixie dream girl baby bring the mrs she’s invited too

viscountess grabalba - she deserves love and i deserve to be the one to give it to her 10/10 would not leave at the altar

princess suntar - i could fix her or she could make me worse i would not be pressed about it

prince apollo - he’s just a big Chonky Boy who honestly gives off strong dim vibes. i desire him carnally. have him washed and brought to my room.

theodore - hotter when he was in feral mode and i cannot call anyone chooch and take them seriously but he’s dtf three stars

baroness alven - she seemed cute as hell and supportive of antics we stan a poly queen

gorebladder - imagine being his tiny goblin wife up to silly little hijinks for six hours max, bliss

lord blemish/lady boil - tiny and vile and i don’t know if i can throw it back like goblins can

grandfather - listen i know he’s fucked up looking but. but. but. hear me out. he literally invented birds.

wanessa - like looking in a mirror 0/10 i could not live with my own failure

#this got the quiddie tm seal of approval I’m wheezing #i know aabria goes hard on npcs #but this time #knocked it out of the park #let me get my kisses in #me and wuvvy (real) #a court of fey and flowers #acofaf #dimension20 #dimension 20 spoilers #aabria iyengar #princess suntar #wuvvy acofaf #viscountess grabalba

[nullbutler]

I'm just saying ppl if y'all gotta make a problematic ship the most known ship in the fandom, at least pick the one where they're both of age!! 🙄

they're both exactly the same age!! Thats fantastic!

#god this got a wheeze out of me #sebacest

[foursaints]

good for you and your alveoli!! the November Cigarette Break is a tempting mistress, but she is the ENEMY!!! i'm still a pathetic simp for her despite the fact that she steals my money and treats me the way my dad used to. doesn't ever put anything towards rent, either. best to keep your distance and gaze longingly at the two line cooks smoking a fag, hips propped up against a leaf-strewn dumpster while the wind kisses their cheeks pink. at least your healthy lungs could carry you to victory in a footrace

first of all i’m so obsessed with the way you phrased this. i can’t get over you… like the ghost of a beat poet in my askbox

#for context i’ve been smoking since i was fifteen (😬 DESOLATION) and the lung thing is so reeaaaal #i have to climb a hill to get from apartment -> campus and i quit last year because i was huffing/puffing/wheezing up that thing #now i do things like ‘pilates’ and ‘niacinamide’ and ‘stairmaster’ and ‘kale’ but like #why did every influencer lie this shit is so boring 😭 please i’m like a highly specialized predator species forced to live in captivity 😭 #i need to run free again like the horses. wow these tags got out of hand #anyway thank you from me and my beautiful pristine lungs <- those ungrateful bitches #a

[seventh-district]

so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :) #and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see- #-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out.. #the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!) #i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!? #they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow. #that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!! #not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff

[wikagirl]

I'll be honest the last time I saw buggy before the impel down arc was aaaaalllll the way back in 2009 after school during the first german airing of the first 300and something episodes which is also when I got introduced to one piece. (op didn't get a german dub til 2003 and also only very slowly until it picked up a following)

My school schedule changed then and I'd always come home way too late to catch any episodes of it until many years later when there was one day a week where I'd get home before 4pm and that happened to be just around the time when impel down was freshly done with german synchro and being broadcasted.

and uhhh it took me until today, my most recent rewatch of the show, to realize that buggy had indeed always had long hair and the blue tassles on his hat were just his friggin hair????

I'm not saying that my brain is kinda flat but it sure do be smooth like a vaseline dipped chicken breast considering how long it took me to get that.

#my brain is smooth yo it's embaressing it took me this long to notice #also I read up on buggys wiki page and according to an faq it is canon that he can split off his dick just like any other part of his body? #I am wheezing hystericly about this like...how do you fidn that type of shit out???? #then again there is a disturbingly large amount of guys who go to the er for sticking their dick into a a vacuum cleaner sooooo #dudes be doin weird shit with their junk yo #one piece #buggy the clown #this show has been with me since I was 8 #like its crazy to me that there are people who were born grew up graduated got a job got married and had kids of their own #27 friggin years can you imagine

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

#shit was Black #literally was in my kitchen Wailing about them and forgot the bread slices i put in the toaster oven three seconds prior #s'ok i made a new set but oughhhhhh i am still sooooooo so unwell about them.... #OUGHHHHHHH THEMMMMMMM #theyre just... snf.... theyre just two silly goofy guys in love.... #silly goofy fruity fellas and they love each other <3 #SIDE NOTE GINGER SPREAD ON HONEY/BUTTER TOAST ABSOLUTELY FUCKS TRUST ME ON THIS #absolutely unprompted #but yea i was specifically thinking about that fic i have in my head #yall know the one by now. the one i desperately want to write and I SWEAR I WILL EVENTUALLY #but the fuckin... Misunderstanding... it makes me insaneeeee #its the most unhealthy part of their relationship AND THEY ARENT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP YET #damn theyre so healthy. theyre so. wails screams howls #but howdy being an oblivious idiot to his own emotions is so important to me #mans is whip smart & quick in every other area #but in this One Subject hes dumb as a rock & that hurts both of them <3 #but it also turns into something they can cry w/ laughter over later #someone asks how they got together. they exchange a look. and burst out howling #full on wheeze-laughing Cannot Form Words #y'see most couples would have some lingering 'i cant believe you did that' and/or guilt #but barn & howdy would just find it hysterical. full on 'remember when you-' 'yeah lmfao' #THEYRE SOOOOOO <3 #yknow if i ever find someone i want to have a partner-esque relationship. i want to have what laughingstock has #i do genuinely believe that howdy might have feelings for barn #but i like to live in the delusional world of my mind where they're Established <3 #grabbing them and slamming them together like a violent 5 yr old playing with dolls #kiss! kiss damn you!

[akkivee]

share a coke❤💜

#ichiro yamada #kuko harai #naughty busters #hypmic #hypnosis mic #the lighting kicked my ass this time around but i think i got it where i wanted it lmao #BUT HAPPY NB DUET RELEASE DAY #i found an illegal upload of the track in the dead of night and briefly listened to it to make sure it was the track #and it started out with otome's announcement that the party of words was taking over and had ichiro's little #'you need power to be able to do anything' monolouge #so i'm hopeful that's it!!!!!!!! i'm excited to listen to it when i'm done with everything else on my plate *wheezing* #the fan art i'm seeing makes me think it's of their first training session with the mics *excited vibrating* #vee is arting

[theminiartblog]

ZOMBIE!!!!

ZOMBIE!!!!!

#artists on tumblr #miniart #zombie #monster girl #wheeze I literally wrote down weeks ago- #I'd be the person to get bit at a walmart #and go out into the rain and my hair seizes up #but I dont even worry about it #cause I've got no brain I only eat them #tw body horror #tw blood #i suppose #dsfgh #i tried to make it like a mix of TLOU and Monster High ahahaha #Fashion forward jkjk #with mushrooms! #enoki to be exact #me

[valgreaves]

#SORRY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER CHOSE TO TELL JANEY ABT DIVORCE AND HIS ANSWER TOOK ME RIGHT TF OUT #like on one hand the Implications of this being the image noah has of divorce #implying his parents argument got so bad he thought his mom might send his dad to jail #but also on the other hand. the concept of divorce jail made me laugh so hard i started wheezing #it lives #haystexts.txt #its just. idk. sometimes when kid noah speaks he makes it painfully aware that hes a kid who felt pressure to grow up faster than his peers #to take on a caretaker role for his sister in place of his parents (which. his eldest daughter energy despite literally being a twin. Dude) #so while his friends r still figuring out the diff between infection/affection hes throwin around big scary words like divorce and migraines #but also his perspective on all this is very much informed by him still Being A Child #Which Leads To Funny Moments Like This

[lokislytherin]

whats ur fav isagi ships... OR JUST RANK THEM cus i figured it's kinda difficult

HELLO JANN!

AREN'T THOSE THE SAME QUESTION

i wanna say it's hard but it's also kind of not really? i love isagibowl but there are particular single-member x isagi ships i would fight for and those are 1) bachisagi 2) rinsagi but for separate reasons

rinsagi reasoning has a bit of spoilers idk if you're caught up with the manga

bachisagi: they're besties but they're also rivals and the love they have for each other drives them to be better, so they're always equals 🥺 the inherent romanticism of being on equal standing with your lover

rinsagi: i do like onesided enemies to lovers LMAO their dynamic is so funny to me like. isagi goes from "u stole bachira! im gonna beat u and steal him back!" to "i want to devour you because you're someone i admire" while rin goes from "who's this yammering nobody" to "why are you improving so rapidly i'm gonna get better to beat you and my brother at the same time" like the element of 'i'm gonna use you to improve myself' is there like in bachisagi but in bachisagi they're bffs before everything

actually bachisagi is just my number isagi ship bc the bond they have is incredible and they're both so excellently written i love them both sm bllk creator did a really good job with their characterizations but let's face it basically everyone in bllk is really well written

i do like nagisagi but i feel bad for reo so. what if we just had isagibowl + polycule with all other couples involved like nagireo and kunigiri (not necessarily hardcore shipper for those two ships bc 1) nagireo is... both of them still have some mental character development to undergo 2) i don't really see romantic kunigiri but there's a very solid bromance there)

thank you for the ask jann i wanna know what you think too 👀👀

#rinanswersthings #blue lock #a couple weeks ago i found out my roomie is a casual bllk watcher #and i was like ah yes buru rokku like how they say it in the anime #and she fucking wheezed #me: if u don't clean up ur side of the room ur gonna be lock 👍 off 👎 #bachisagi #rinsagi #i love bachira meguru a Normal Amount #saw bllk ads in jp when i went during new year hols... #wasn't into bllk back then but i was like 'oh cool pink hair! oooo black hair with gold his hair like mine fr' #and then i got back home and i immediately got so obsessed with bllk

[moonfurthetemmie]

anyways tumblr mobile UI fuckery aside

How do we feel about zombie-adjacent things :3

Kinda,,,kinda RE8-y yknow. A little bit. Just a tad (genuine; not sarcasm)

#Untitled.MP4 #yes I am still on my fuckery #I probably should’ve waited to advertise my bullshit until after the ask blog opened #because advertising two things at once is stupid #and VERY unhelpful #but. I got excited #(ok it’s not bullshit but my brain isn’t doing words good right now) #and also this is tumblr AND this is in the tags so I don’t feel like I have to be professional JSJDJD #tbh the zombie thing is the reason Wheeze wasn’t involved in this #they do not Like #which is FAIR #zombies still freak me out sometimes #but they’re not REALLY zombies and also I made it so it doesn’t freak me out as much JSJSHE

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

So! I haven’t seen anybody mention this yet, BUT

The original Guild Wars Trilogy set is currently on sale on Steam! And from what I’ve seen, that doesn’t happen very often. So if you’ve been waiting for a time to snag it, there you go. Just a few notes though;

- the Steam trilogy pack does not include the Eye of the North expansion. This means there’s still another part to get to unlock the GW2 Hall of Monuments, and it’s only available on the Guild Wars store. It’s not available for purchase on Steam, far as I can find.

- because of that, the deal is actually only about $5 off the ‘complete collection’ version; with the Steam discount it’ll total around $35 ($15 for the trilogy and $20 for the Eye of the North) while the complete pack on their store is about $40.

Anyway, do with that as you wish. (And if I got any details or math wrong, feel free to let me know!)

#GW #Guild Wars #my posts #GW2 #Guild Wars 2 #tagging it with that since it can be connected to GW2 for rewards #so some folks who started with GW2 might be interested in this I figure #it is Very old but honestly? #I was expecting it to be way worse wheeze #(I finally broke down and bought it) #I still need Eye of the North but I might wait a bit #just to see if it goes on sale too on Friday #not holding out too much hope but y’know #it’d be nice if it did! #(I’d rather it was available on Steam so I could use my gift cards on it but eh) #I did get one (1) blue screen of death during loading the first time but after that it was fine #and honestly that might be more a matter of this computer being funky and buggy #it can’t even run GW2 Warp properly ok so. yeah. #anyway if I got any details wrong def let me know so I can update this #this is just what I could find from digging on my own