#this got me fucked uppp

[tteokdoroki]

i-izuku getting pent up ‘cause he hasn’t had time to jerk off lately. gets distracted so easily when you come around, barely heard a word you say he’s so deep in thought about taking you on his desk, in the agency showers, on his bed, on his floor. maybe he’s even a little rowdier. a little meaner to his hero partner (katsuki) n’ maybe even you if you push his buttons enough.

it all comes to a head when he gets caught up in some sex pollen explosion and you’re so pushy about helping him. he’s not gonna be nice about it, he can’t be.

+ warnings: afab!reader, rough!deku, he’s so mean :(, size-kink, some dub-con i think </3

“open the fuck up,” deku grunts, sweat dripping down his brow— teeth gritted and forming a snarl that not even bakugou could rival. his dick hurts, it fucking aches as if he’s going to cum any second, as if all those weeks of not being able to tug one out between meetings and paperwork is finally going to come to fruition. all thanks to that stupid fucking quirk. “i said,” he repeats, tongue pushing into his cheek at the same time his hips jump forward and thick fingers dig into the doughy flesh of your thighs. “open the fuck up. let me in, sweetheart—“

“‘m tryin’—!” you hiccup, pretty eyes usually so full of admiration now teary and red— and you are, trying so hard to stop your tiny little cunt from squeezing down on your sex-crazed boss. you wanted to help but he’s being so mean :( and you can’t tell if it’s the fat and flushed tip of his cock thats making you cry or the menacing way he looks down at you while folding you in half— knees to your shoulders, puffy pussy lips on display all for him. “s’too big!”

“nothings too big, you’ll learn how to take it. you’re good right? then fuuck— take it.” izuku let’s out a feral moan, pushing all his weight down onto you— pushing his leaky tip deeper into your squishy walls with a sigh of relief. almost there, you’re almost all his. he’ll finally get to cum soon. “stop y’cryin,” he slurs over the saliva in his mouth, chest hot and heaving against your own as izuku slings your fleshy thighs over his broad shoulders— spreading that angel cunt over his veiny dick. “please, baby,” deku adds gently...he doesn’t really mean it when he says it, seeing stars every time you sniff and accidentally clamp down like you’re trying to trap him inside. pussy so good izuku feels like he might die before he gets to cream it. “what’re you crying for, honey? if only this pussy—“ he pulls out, slapping the length of his cock against your silky folds as you cream pearly white beads. “cried as much as you did, maybe then you’d be able to fit my cock inside ‘n make me fuckin’ cum.” there’s a teasing lilt to his voice but it’s still so mean that it makes your face scrunch up.

slap. slap. slap. “you said you wanted to help, why won’t you open up baby?” it’s almost cruel how he speaks to you, down on you as if you’re nothing but a cocksleeve for his pretty dick to mess up and cum all over.

“izuku! please!” you sniffle, delirious with ecstasy and a fizzy brain to the point where you can’t even think. “‘m tryin’— oh god... i-i really am,” drooling against yourself you try to push your hips up to take him deeper and there’s a satisfying pop as izuku’s cock dives deep into your sweet pussy, brushing up against your sensitive walls until he hits your womb. you both groan deep— bodies hot and sweaty and stuck together while you grind and bump.

the pro hero’s mop of green locks pulls from your neck, a smirk painted across his usually smiling and gentle lips. “there you go angel, in it goes,” deku whispers, taunts you as he pulls his hips back to watch you squirm and claw at him for more— eventually slamming back into you so that you’re nice and full. “maybe this pussy isn’t so pathetic after all.” you jolt up the bed, whole body trembling as you nod your head desperate for more of izuku, desperate to cum.

you did say you would deku help after all— even if that meant helping yourself to some pleasure too.

#tteokdoroki #havent written izu in ages omggg #this got me fucked uppp #deku x reader #deku x you #deku smut #deku thirst #deku drabble #deku headcanons #bnha smut #bnha thirsts #mha smut #mha thirsts #deku imagines #💒. user sem #[ exe. princess of softness ] #🖇. moots #💌. you’ve got mail

[nervousmonolith]

#monolith mumbles #monoliths art vault #qpr got me fucked uppp (cute drawing of me and him as creatures)

[hyumjim]

Not bein funny m8 at this point I would be unstoppable if god didn’t nerf me by making me 5’2”

#also I have a round ass jawline but THATS WHAT MASKS IS FOR! AND ANGLES #not me #YES the second binder got here weeks earlier than expected YES I LOVE ITTTTTT #IM SO HAPPYYY!!! SO HAPPY I will not let this happiness be flushed down the toilet tonight I PROMMY🤞 #btw note to self I want new ear piercings like I want the faggoty tboy gauges you know the small ones lol #but my earlobes are fucked uppp. we shall see #I only wear platform sneakers btw.. (boy heels) they make me look ALMOST KIND OF NORMAL

[saniixmi]

shhh !!!!!! the little tinys are sleeping,,,, theyre so tired from carrying the team <3333333

#football fanart #julian alvarez #phil foden #philian #manchester city #chibi #all these philian moments got me FUCKED UPPP #they are the little twin stars yes

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

we have to kill tiktok

#SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPP LEARN ABOUT BUTCH WOMEN OR DIEEEE #actually fuckingg any woman butch or not can do construstion. or math. or fucking anything. im so tired of this shit #btw i do not have tiktok this was reposted to instagram reels where it got recommended to me for some unknowable reason #my posts

[pinkydude]

I wanna be your hero I'll be your heat in the night

Valentin & Mitch | 567/?? 🧡🧡🧡

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #OTP: High Voltage #MLM #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #AAAAAAAHHGGHH UHGGGH #Oh this got me FUCKED UPPP HHGFHhghfh #😩😭😭😭 BROOHHHH HGFHH #I was in the middle of a ghuHGIUh of a nsft seeeet #when they just-- they llHHGHH OUUGHHH #THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTEHRSS AND I JUST OUGH #OAAAM #y'KNOW they hold each other's whole worlds lOOOOOOKKK. LOOOOK #god they love each otehrs so much #SAME. SAME THO FUCKK I LOVE THEM SOMUCH #:pepewtf: still tho. Val you lucky hoe AHUUIHGEZ I WISH THAT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #Q oQ OUGHHHH hghfhgfhhg #man I h-- #fav #gehiuzhuigez also me: can't believe tumblr flagged me smh #while being on THIN FUCKING ICE with every posts AUHIGUHIZE #CMON THERE Nothing here just a nipoo #amma be safe and slap that with the adult tag tho smh

[dorian-they-ao3]

Ed gives Stede his first tattoo (a stick-and-poke of a lighthouse with their initials carved into it). Stede keeps wincing and tensing up but he dutifully doesn’t pull away as Ed continues his careful work. Ed shushes Stede gently as he smooths a steady hand over his captain’s bare skin, murmuring soft praises when Stede relaxes again

#just having normal thoughts about gay pirates #they are each other’s captains i don’t make the rules #that one tattoo praise kink post from a while back got me fucked uppp #ofmd prompt #ofmd headcanon #blackbonnet #stede bonnet #blackbeard #edward teach #our flag means death #ofmd

[ricecaqes]

i lke relistened to epithet erased prison of plastic ch 7 and 8 today and wow i think its still the most fucked up and evil book of all time tbh

#bee babbles #epithet erased #listening to that shit for the first time took me out man #and relistening bc ive been coping was like. oh wow. nauseating #/awesome #ive got beef with some of the narration in the book but the characters FUCK ME UPPP

[starscelly]

what mf departed the stars game and then got home and immediately outbid me. the timing is suspicious and also i hate you.

#think of the gay people who could not attend the game . and got fucking NOTHING from this yrs pride game bc they didn’t even sell t shirts #aka me think of me #the bidding is going on sooo long tho i’m so fucked this shits abt to get run uppp #yap yap yapping

[cassmouse]

Getting an absolutely perfect two minutes of playing a piano piece on a recording and then fucking it up so royally that you have to scrap the whole recording

#fucking hate piano sometimes #all this work and what did it get me... #CLASSICAL TOO because I now have to formally apologise to chopin #(sorry chopin my dude) #(not my fault your style is so weird) #I mean how do you get the piece to MEAN SOMETHING when you keep fucking it uppp #and don't even get me started on emotional playing how the fuck do people manage that properly throughout #I cannot #am I just really emotionally immature or what #playing with emotion is hard as hell #and worse because that's not something someone can teach you yk?? #I got to a point in piano lessons where my teacher stopped giving me specific notes and just started like #telling me to play it with specific technique?? #or with more emotion?? #HOW?? #I'm kinda getting there lmao #considering I'm playing the piece chopin literally composed for his dead/dying wife it shouldn't be hard but it is lmao #cass thinks ab stuff

[rhythm-of-space]

this jake moment is lasting longer than I need it to and that interview did not help one bit

#his new look he's got going on is gonna fuck me uppp #I know it's only slightly different but his energy is spectacular #off to look at josh to rid me of these feelings

[madame-mongoose]

Sad boy hours

#art block/burnout #and just feeling alone #got me fucked uppp #like it does every night #monnie rambles

[mefilas]

THIS IS SOME CARTOON BLINK SFX SHIT WHAT IS UP WITH DANGANRONPA HELLOOOO

#Thats so fucked uppp what thr fuck im gonna go listen to music. cleanse my fucking soul #you guys are fucked up at least i have ketalk . i know my buddy keytalk got me

[demcnsinmymind]

#gifs #the rest of the cast is no longer with us but I'm still here : post GE #he made me do it : possessed #okay this just be him after he got out and some cops and stuff started questioning him about what happened to the crew? #and then the last two gifs with major azzy vibes???? #also the bruised eye????? #sign me the fuck UPPP #the srog really be just like 'lets just play every headcanon veri ever had so she got all the gif material' #fc : srog

[half-doomed]

I accidentally listened to glitter times and i broke out into a cold sweat

#this song has got me FUCKED UPPP #so evil that we dont have a whole album like this. in my opinion #glitter times #waterparks #jaime posts #.txt

[nomaishuttle]

i will not let one bitchy resident ruin my good day . affirmations

#i have a few ninregular rooms bc brenda is. idek what the fuck shes doing the the new girl. shes STILL in training and its been over a week #usually we get 3 days. daj got one.. like #and shes still taking like. an hour and a half for studio rooms... idk #it sucks bc shes getting some of my favorites likee. she got 258 which is one of my favorite rooms bc hes so sweet and i just know shes #gonna do a bad job and im like :( bc hes such a nive guy and he doesnt deserve to have his room halfassed #the other day she did her rooms super fast like 30 minutes per room #so then brenda went to check at the end of the day and. dude. it was like she hadnt been in there #one of the toilets was Caked in piss like. she didnt touch it at all. #theres a bit of a language barrier bc shes from the ivory coast so some things im like. yk i understand it might get lost in translation a #bit for sure but like. brenda writes everything down bc nee and dee are from thailand english isnt theur first language either. and brenda #is rly understanding of the language difference thats why she writes everything down so its easier to understand etc. #and ik this girl knows the steps to cleanjng the room bc. multiple people trained her. ik she knows how to clean the toilet #idk. its frustrating basically. bc i keep getting pushed to new rooms im not familisr with which slows me down bc i dont know them #and then this one was just. rly rude like cussing me out saying Youre way early like half an hour #like. im trying to fucking stay caught uppp whatever. i hate rooms that bitch at you for being early #i get it if u like have a routine thats fine but why . be a bitch abt it. you can judt say like Oh im not quite ready for you to come in #yet sorry! and ill be like oh no problem! ill come back in a bit and thats fine. but rhis guy was like Fucking christ swearing while he #walked to the door and opened it and went Youre a goddamn half hour early come back at my actual time. and i was like oh s and he judt shut #the door in my face. like. ugh