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Izzy is absolutely a (barely) former feral cat who is too cute for his own good while Ed and Stede are the new owners who have taken him in and made it their life mission to smother him with affection.
*Izzy being forcibly cuddled by Stede, murderous intent clear in his eyes.*
(Secretly he likes it, but he has a tough alley cat reputation to uphold).
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Calico Jack has been in love with Izzy Hands for years, but Izzy has only ever had eyes for his captain. The worst part is, Blackbeard doesn't even know the level of devotion and loyalty being wasted on him.
Jack talks a big game about being this cool ladies man who can talk a girl out of her clothes before she even knows what's happening, but still he finds himself chasing after Izzy anytime the man deigns to give Jack even a tiny scrap of his attention.
Izzy may never look at Jack the way he looks at Blackbeard, but at least Jack can do whatever is in his power to make the man even the slightest bit happier.
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Up to you whether Jack's feelings are requited or not.
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“You can’t marry him, Ed”
“I don’t need your approval, Iz”
“Yes, you do”
“Since when?”
“Since you can’t be married to two people”
“Two… what??”
in which Ed finds out he and Izzy got married while drunk and Izzy never bothered to mention it again 🫠
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tallowfallow · 2 years
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Self-indulgent sad amnesia prompt:
Izzy gets knocked hard on the head and loses his memory for a bit.
The first thing he does when he wakes up, after panicking a bit at all the unknown faces, is turn to Ed and ask where Sam is.
Edward goes quiet, his eyes giant and watering. Izzy frowns as he goes to massage his neck and finds the caveat. Edward tries to stop him but he tugs at it and sees the ring fall to the table.
He picks it up and everything stops as he stares down at the emerald ring.
Sam's ring.
The one he would never have parted with willingly.
Izzy turns to Ed again and asks, panicked, "where? Where is he?!"
But Ed can't find any words to say.
The both of them only just made it through last time.
Edward could barely even say the words the first time.
How in the hell is he going to tell Izzy that Sam is dead again?
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Send me prompts!
Hello lovely Izzy enjoyers. I’ve got the urge to right some Frenchie/Izzy/Fang, but I need some helping to get the juices flowing. I would love if people threw me some prompts of what they’d like to see. Im flexible in the types of relationships ie., throuple, v, etc. I’m open to smut and Im open to most kinks. No bodily functions or cnnc (no shame. I just don’t know much about it to write it well). Finally no underaged members in smutt stuff
Other than that, would love to see what you come up with! Canon, canon divergent, AU all welcome!
Also please, do we have a ship name yet? Frangzy? French Kevizzy? Please help me
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duodipersponsh · 2 years
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Izzy Hands as a semi-verbal character. Hear me out.
Izzy Hands using sign language, half of which has been rawly developed by their previous and current crew to communicate the basic stuff and half of which was invented by him and Edward, which is why they sometimes engage in very heated arguments that no one else understands. Edward is gesturing and yelling simultaneously while Izzy is signing silently and threateningly, refusing to back down an inch. Of course Izzy sign-swears a lot.
Izzy Hands with his menacing look. It's been obvious that he's terribly talented since he was young, and nobody on earth can look down on him and walk away with all limbs. He is respected, and when he approaches without any word, you better notice it immediately. He is feared, and there are almost as many legends about the silent pirate as there are about Blackbeard.
Izzy Hands pinned to the wall by an especially angry Ed, frozen, not making a single sound, just watching with his eyes wide open and his breath barely audible. He cannot sign from this position, but he wouldn't know what to say even if he could. Edward somehow doesn't notice the implications and decides this is what Izzy looks like when he's scared.
Izzy Hands finding himself on the Revenge. This is the first time in ages he remembers he's not actually that tall. Turns out it's much harder to successfully threaten a person if said person is a muppet. Jim can communicate with him almost immediately, most of the others are just low-key ignoring him, but Lucius sees him for the touch-starved teenager he is and teases him all. the. time. For some reason, it's been three days and Lucius is still alive. Must be a miracle.
Izzy Hands forced to communicate with Stede with only nods, rolled eyes and unsheathed daggers (Stede is not impressed. Ed snorts and is not impressed either. Humiliating.). Stede is mostly polite and does his best to learn from Ed as quickly as possible, but the awkward silences are still there during the first couple of weeks cause Izzy is NOT making it easier for S-t-e-d-e Focking B-o-n-n-e-t. The arguments are there as well. Somehow, Stede deciphers Izzy's resting face as smirks.
Izzy Hands finally entering the muppet policule. His repressed soul has absolutely no idea what to do now. It takes him so long to come to terms with the new reality where he only needs to ask his boyfriends and he'll be cuddled all through the night. He never does.
Instead, Izzy Hands comes to the captains' quarters one day and stands still without any sign or sound, longing to be loved but knowing no way to express it (he looks like a sad soaked puppy but he doesn't know it so please don't tell him). Stede and Ed are extremely careful, guiding him inside, ofering him a seat, kissing him very very gently so as not to scare him.
Izzy Hands cries silent happy tears.
I haven't been able to watch the whole show due to how triggering the visuals sometimes get but I hope I didn't miss anything, also i only have rare times of semi-verbality so tell me if anything bothers you!
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lab-of-trash-prompts · 9 months
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Pirates of the Caribbean x Our Flag Means Death concept
Captain Jack planning to swindle Stede, but then he sees him with Blackbeard (ofmd)
He supposes that Blackbears is planning on swindling Stede, a long con, that Stede was already a mark. So Captain Jack backs off.
It takes him Way too long to realise that Stede and Blackbeard are dating.
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doitforstamets · 7 months
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ahem
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that (wet!!??) messy bun
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(slut) why men be having such small waists if not for other men to grab
brb gonna yell at myself for not being able to draw my vision abt stede kissing that tattoo after makeup sex
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Fanart idea: This but with the crew of The Revenge with Ed and Stede in the middle
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joyfuladorable · 2 years
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Writing Prompt: Jurassic Park AU
I've got so many other WIPs to do so someone else with better memory about Jurassic Park feel free to do this:
the Badminton bros create the park and need the safety approval from experts
cue inviting paleobotanist!Stede and paleontologist!Ed who are themselves but also Ed gets most of the Ian Malcolm scenes
Louis and Alma are there but also that one scene where the little boy gets electrocuted by that fence happens to Stede instead because please
the Revenge crew are long-suffering employees who saw the dinosaurs getting out coming and now have to deal with it but also I don't want any of them to die
I don't remember That much from watching the movie and reading the book, but I do remember those plants by the pool being poisonous as fuck so obviously Stede's going to notice that
all the kid scenes still happen and Alma gets to be a computer genius
Nigel Badminton's the one who gets ate by the T-Rex in the porta-potty
That one scene where Ellie Sattler is eating dinner(?) across from John Hammond but it's Stede being threatened by Chauncey to approve of the park (despite everything because he's Stupid)
Chauncey also gets ate by the T-Rex in that entrance foyer place with the stairs or whatever
that one scene where Ian Malcolm is injured and shirtless but it's Ed being tended to by Stede and maybe put a kiss in there for good measure
Ed and Stede holding hands as they escape the island via helicopter with the kids and the crew
And that's all my migraine brain and memory can provide details for, lol. Absolutely fucking @ me if you write this, please!
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I want Jack Rackham bring court ordered to do x number hours of community service and having to volunteer at a food pantry. At first he hates it and doesn't want to be there, but as the weeks go on he starts to enjoy himself and actually cares about the people who come in.
Dealers choice on which characters come in for food/also work there, as well as any pairings.
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"I'll be right back," character A jumps to their feet. "Post my bail, (B's name)!"
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mikacanica · 3 months
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Eds introduction to the suit.
Im no animator so this took a bit. Couldn't picture this prompt as anything other than a gif. LOL Thanks @jeff-the-accountant for this prompt! I laughed so much making this.
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mischievous-thunder · 6 months
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oldmanyaois · 10 months
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ok hello tumblr :3 idk where to get started posting here but here's some stuff i still like that i did for the #happyedizzyweek event on twitter early this year
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babykittenteach · 6 months
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neck kisses.
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