#this guy!!!!

[mommycity]

Bf gojo who hears about your gender dysphoria and reaffirms you so much. He does it in such a weird, self reflecting way, his job as an educator is so apparent with how he makes it an interactive experience. He isn’t just smothering you in kisses but he’s forcing you to think nice and hard.

“You live your life in what you see best, what changes that now, hm?”

The soft hands of his are smoothing over the planes of your back.

“And who is to tell you can’t see what’s best? You know I see you”

Gojo’s hands slide upward from your back and lightly grasp your shoulders.

“I don’t need six eyes to tell the obvious, this isn’t who you want to be.”

There’s a push. Not a light one either. It’s a push of immeasurable force. Done so quickly, so efficiently it’s hard to register. The distance between you and the floor quickens. But what stops the fall isn’t Gojo, no. It’s you. It’s you with the knowledge and the experience to place your hands before and infront of your head. When you collide you do not topple. You land.

And Gojo sees this. And he smiles,

“So what’s next for you hm? You can stay here and live uncomfortably, lying to me”, he crouches in front and reaches to pat your back,

“-and to yourself.” It takes a glance at his ocean blues to see the conviction in his profound statement. He’s staring with such an infatuation, an adoration for you in any form.

“My six eyes tell me this isn’t who you want to be. But who knows you better than you”, his words soften at the tail end. He moves his left hand to squish the fat of your cheeks playfully before standing at his full height.

“So tell me. Are you gonna grovel in that form? Or stand with the big boys who know themselves. Don’t think too hard about it you might fizzle out that big brain of yours”

And he walks off. Yet his presence is still felt in every fiber of your body. To be admired by the strongest sorcerer. To be heard and seen. Satoru Gojo knows you like no other and his six eyes can tell him what words cannot.

So you stand up and follow Gojo out the room. He greets you with his award winning smile. The fluff of his hair shifts as he tilts his head to fix his shades.

“Thought my baby was waiting on someone to save em”

Bf gojo is definitely your strongest ally

#jjk #jjk x reader #gn reader #satoru gojo #gojou satoru x you #gender neutral y/n #trans fic #guess whos been dyphoric lately #this guy!!!! #jujutsu gojo #jujitsu kaisen #anime #anime x reader #anime x nb reader #anime x gender neutral reader #gojo strongest trans ally btw #Hes also lg(b)t #i want him to kiss my forehead and call me his goodboy so bad but not in a gendered way #am i even real

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Hair advice for my tumblr friends.

If, one day, you realise that you need a bit more toner for your freshly bleached hair but you dont have any at home, and if, that day, you realise that you have leftover blue hair dye from a few years ago and you think to yourself "maybe if i put blue hair dye but wash it after 3 minutes its gonna do the same" that is the devil speaking. Do not listen to it. Do not put hair dye on for 3 minutes. It's gonna be blue. Its gonna be fully blue.

#guess who's starting at a new job rhis afternoon with weird badly done blue hair #-points to my chaotic ass- #this guy!!!! #do i commit to the blue and put more on?? #or do i hope it goes away fast?? #do i bleach it again??

[starplatinumnun]

my cousins told me they were glad my clear glasses broke and that my riddler phase was over. well GUESS WHO GOT THEIR SIGNATURE CLEAR RIDDLER GLASSES BACK!!!!

#this guy!!!! #seriously though they can fuck off #nunnie.txt #personal

[imustbenuts]

KIRYU.

AM I THE GODDAMN RATIONAL WILLPOWER OF HIS BRAIN RIGHT NOW

#THIS GUY!!!! #WORK WITH ME!!!

[0wllight]

he has such bad rbf its so funny

#HE IS STILL CUTE DONT GET ME WRONG ITS JUST HILARIOUS LMAO #THIS GUY!!!! #hes judging him so hard #ky shut up #my post #ship: walk on memories

[feelboss]

so um guess whose apartment caught fire while they were at work and lost everything.

#this guy!!!!

[lesbiten]

not getting back into wicked at 2am i have class in the morning

#i still need to shower tonight. m #im just up cuz im not tired #my only classes tomorrow are a lecture and my animal science lab which #i have to palpitate a cow. which. means. guess who gets to stick their hand in the back end of a cow #this guy!!!! #love my major but god our prof for the dairy cow unit is Very insistent on the hands on part of our labs #also im just not a fan of cows i dont think #i really liked the goats and thats kind of it so far #i think (hope?) ill like pigs when we get to them #i dont think ill like beef cattle if i dont like dairy #we also do poultry and well. im a bird person. feel like thats gonna be where i feel the most comfortable #anyways i think im done doing hw for tonight ill let yall know on a scale of 1-10 how much cow shit i get on me tomorrow #last week was about a 3 we didnt do much hands on #simon says

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

#amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #love that little logo

[georgedontdothat]

how?? just how?

#tiktok #amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #chocolate guy #art

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢 #tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave. #trb.txt #i* have

[thatdelusionalnerd]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #ides of march #cor speaks #WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS! #MARCH 15 #!! #julius caesar #The chocolate guy #*10k #*20k #*30K #*40K #*50K #*60K

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

#anti ai #anti ai art #ex catholic #catholic #game over guys the catholic church is onto your bullshit lol

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

#cartoon blood #guy whos on 2 adhd meds and an antidepressant trying to function any executive at all ever:

[pjharvey]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

#or like that japanese guy on a group chat pretending to be an american and ending every sentence with ‘am i right fellas’

[lettuccine]

i cant stop thinking about a post by @possamble so i made this

inspired by this

based on a fanart by BugsGay on twitter

#help i cant stop unintentionally butchifying falin #im not sorry but #i just want you guys to know that it's unintentional #or is it??? #wet hair makes her look more masc okay i cant help it #farcille #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi