#this is so absurdly funny

[feathered-serpents]

Neil why’d you have to do this to me do you know the TRENCH WARFARE I’ve been fighting the past two weeks Neil now I look so STUPID

#good omens #just so everyone knows: I’m not actually upset this is absurdly funny

[sapphorror]

Y'know... A lot of ZaDr fics have them either gradually drifting into a less contentious status quo or establishing a deeply bizarre multilayered dynamic that is nonetheless very consistent and beholden to its own rules—which works, to be clear, because slavish adherence to the rhythm of their endless 'game' is already their canon baseline.

WITH THAT BEING SAID. I think it would be very funny to depict a ZaDr dynamic in which they're like, on-again off-again nemeses. As they get older theyre gradually forced to acknowledge the true depth of their mutual attachment, but instead of actually improving themselves in any lasting way or compromising the conflicting elements into an ill-definable state of contentious codependence, they just start oscillating wildly between periods of obscenely clingy allyship and devotedly murderous enmity. There's never an in between. They'll dedicate all their energy to trying to horrifically torture each other to death, until one of them gets uncomfortably close to actually dying or an external crisis pushes them together or they just get bored—at which point, they become obnoxiously glued at the hip until one of them relapses into anxiety about their ambitions or an argument escalates past the the point of no return or they just get bored. And every time they both Really Mean It, They're Not Gonna Do This Anymore, before naturally going ahead and doing it again

#invader zim #zadp #zadr #iz posting #natterings #there is so much good drama potential here actually #initially I just thought the idea was funny and it IS but also #there is something to be said about leveraging the full force of ones loathing #against someone you've been sincerely intimate with #and at the same time still being too attached to that person to fully commit #so that it just becomes this endless unresolved resentment that's never meaningfully addressed #also how this effects literally everyone around them #because they literally cannot be trusted to stick to anything #anything they do they HAVE to do as a team #until they get so sick of each other that they'd sooner die than share a cause #and they'll sign themselves onto wholeass war efforts just to have a sufficiently dramatic battleground #(because obviously it's not any fun if the stakes arent absurdly high #'apocalyptic' being the bare minimum here) #only to defect without a second thought the moment they decide they miss each other #at the end of the day there's only one kind of dedication and loyalty they care about #and they're making it everyone elses problem #im always saying steady pitch-pale vacillation is the ideal zadr endgame #and what is this if not that taken to its absolute practical and emotional extreme

[liquidstar]

like, imagine being 5 years old and just playing and having fun like any normal little kid, and suddenly you get the Cool Powers that are transferred through your family. and youre soooo excited because youre a little kid and now you have powers and everyones probably going to be sooo proud too. and a bit later your grandpa comes home after a long trip and you just wanna show him and youre all like "grandpa grandpa look what i can do!" and he just looks you dead in the fucking eyes and goes "GRANDMA IS DEAD AND ITS YOUR FAULT." 💀

#HES FUCKING FIVE #re:zero #its kind of funny but only because its so absurdly terrible

[godsfavoritescientist]

AITA for throwing a party for my best friend?

I (NB, 1 trillion) recently befriended someone (M, 60+) for the first time in ages. At first I only spent time with him because I felt sorry for him (he had no other friends), but after I got to know him, I realized he was really smart and fun to talk to.

Early on in our friendship, he asked me for help with an important project he was stuck on, and I agreed right away. I dedicated several years to helping him out, doing everything from giving him an idea that would solve all his problems once completed to walking him through complex math to encouraging him to keep going when he hit roadblocks. Every single time I helped with the project for all those years, I stayed up all through the night working on it with him.

A year before things started to fall apart between us, he invited a different friend to help with the project too, who I’ll call “F.” This guy hated the local wildlife (which my friend loved and dedicated his life to studying), and my friend insisted on keeping me a secret from F out of fear that F would hate me too. My friend also insisted on delaying his own project (which he had to finish so that he could keep getting funded to do his dream job) in order to keep F happy by building side-projects that F suggested.

Throughout his time “helping” with the project, F kept criticizing my friend and his project. Eventually, F finished a secret side-project of his own, to build a weapon that erases memories, and used it on my friend multiple times without his consent. I tried to warn my friend that F wasn’t trustworthy, but my friend didn’t do anything with my advice.

When the project was almost complete, F saw me for a few seconds and threw a fit. He used some choice words to describe my friend’s life’s work, told him he should destroy his project, and then abandoned my friend.

My friend was really upset about this, and tried to get in contact with me to reassure him. Unfortunately, I was spending time with my other friends for a couple of days at the time, and didn’t get his messages. He responded by barging into my own home, running up behind me, and accusing me of giving him a bad idea for the project we worked on together for years up until that point, probably because he was doubting his own reasoning skills after finding out that his choice to let F stick around had been a bad decision. I reassured him that he is smart (he is insecure about that) and revealed that I was planning to throw him a huge surprise party too, once his project was finished. He got really angry about this, and announced that he wanted to shut down his life’s work just to stop the party from happening.

I didn’t understand why he wouldn’t want me to throw him a party, and assumed that the stress of losing a friend (even a bad friend like F) was making him not think clearly. I also got a little bit annoyed that he could ever throw all our hard work down the drain so impulsively like that. I diligently stopped him from ruining his own creation, and waited for him to get over his moment of irrational feelings so we could get back to finishing his work, but it never happened.

He kept trying to shut down the project, and ended up losing everything because of it. When he invited yet another bad influence into his home (his brother, who had been a criminal for over ten years at that point), his brother used his diabolical mind to come up with a way to use our project against him, in a way that trapped my friend in a really dangerous situation for several decades.

I looked for my friend for the entire time he was lost in a dangerous situation, but I had no luck. And right when my friend miraculously found me, his brother separated us again. But there was a silver lining to this situation: my friend’s brother accidentally created a way for me to finally reunite with my friend and throw him the surprise party I had been planning.

#*hands you an unfinished bill cipher aita post* #seen several of these floating around and i wanted 2 try #the combo of being absurdly mean and phrasing things in the most minimizing and casual way possible is so much fun to write #not sure if i will ever finish it so im releasing it in this form bc i think its funny enough to share #gods writing

[merilles]

medwed, by my dear friend @/roadkillled! she looks full of love and wonder, thank you 🥺💛

#she makes such amazing art and i am always happy talking about OCs with her #i am grateful to know someone so creative and kind and funny #i'm feeling absurdly warm and fuzzy inside now oh my goodness- #lord of the rings online #lotro #beorning #oc #lotro oc #oc: medwed #my ocs #art #other peoples' art #(couldn't tag her here because she has a lurker blog but go check her out on insta!!!)

[kira-kui-n]

neglecting my job at the draw giant 6+ digit kill count robots as silly little animals factory

#its not as hot as it was when i was scribbling these but i start whining once it gets past 15. so like #STILL FUCKING HOT TO ME BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #rodimus #drift #tf #scoob scribble #6 digits is lowballing the kill count esp 4 drift but thinkgen abt an accurate number made me explode so. 6 Plus #stupid ass absurdly long war. no way they were making new dudes faster than they were killing dudes #they shoulda gone extinct after 2 seconds #both sides just go into hiatus for 100s of years at a time or what. #ok prime i prommy i wont attack any more planets for a while #ok megatron i prommy i wont attack u while u prepare to attack more planets #kills them both #anyway funny small animals am i right

[fuckyeah-bears]

Sometimes I just stop and giggle at how incredibly stupidly silly and ridiculous I am with the whole bearotonin, fuckyeah-bears, swearotonin thing. I really am unhinged but I amuse myself sooo much lmfaoo

#I am so ridiculously silly #So dumb #so absurdly unhinged #and yet I can’t stop laughing about it #I am not an intrinsically intentionally funny person in real life #I’m funny because I —my entire life and existence— am absurd not because I try to be funny #Normally I just annoy the fuck out of myself #But I am soooo amused by all this bear nonsense #This complete and utter silliness #I find it so delightfully funny #Sometimes I just gotta sit here and giggle about it #Lmao

[alangdorf]

(sorry for leaving y’all in suspense I was grocery shopping) Surprise!! I accidentally got into Len’en like two weeks ago. Whoops! I got ideas for cool drawings to do with each of the BPoHC shrine team members (and you-know-who, ofc, but that one might be… weird lol), but Tsubakura gets to go first cause theirs is the simplest; just greyscale + red color scheme with a split background and the pose is mostly random (maybe they’re squishing Tsurubami’s little eye thing? Idk). Very pleased with how everything worked out; the line for the eye is exactly where the dividing line for the background was and the way I managed to make the vest corseted while not changing the ribbon placement is just perfect. Although I did make their hat smaller out of the aforementioned cowardice also that thing is hard to draw

#art #digital #len’en #tsubakura enraku #for those not in the know: Len’en is a game series inspired by Touhou but there’s a number of things different about it and it is rapidly #spiraling off into a very complicated story and also other game genres; also every character’s gender is officially ‘whatever’ #This character (Tsubakura) plays like Marisa but is also a shrine maiden (priest) along with the Reimu type character #Nonbinary (to me) mad scientist. #Replaces soy sauce with calligraphy ink in every culinary application. #Made a nuclear bomb once supposedly on accident. #Locked in a blood feud with their 3(ish) absurdly powerful ex-girlfriends and this has led to at least one actual war. so far #(hello high brightness users! :D) #Apparently mastered genetic engineering and mostly uses it for stuff like making it so they can put ink in their coffee and not die from it #what’s not to love #oh ya I doubt anyone cares much since this was in the tags but I got some stuff wrong due to misunderstanding & exaggeration for comedy sryy #nuclear bomb was definitely an accident cause they got really sad about it after which is soooooo funny #they do eat ink and also soap but it’s not really explained why it doesn’t kill them of why they like it #also they made an artificial human (+ several androids) who’s supposed to be an assassin and used to be an even more blatant mega reference #hasn’t actually killed anyone yet cause their first target is Tsubakura lol #and I’m barely exaggerating abt the ex girlfriend thing; they haven’t been confirmed to have dated in canon but they were quote #‘close enough to want to murder each other’ #and one of them is very homoerotic about it all the time so like rlly not that out of pocket #admittedly the one I’m drawing somewhat homoerotic art of with Tsubakura atm is probably one of the other two but whateverrrr #it still fits Arde well enough #*mgs reference

[spatio-rift]

i forget about this line sooo easily even though it kills me every time

#ITS SO ABSURDLY FUNNY TO ME #saipsi

[diseaseriddencube]

remembered that human Alastor wore glasses and I'm kinda thinking that's the fic I should write, just a serial killer going to the optometrist 😍

#rave ramblees #hazbin hotel #idk why but that's just so funny to me #I feel like he'd just deny having vision problems for years before finally giving in #surprised he's not a contacts person... though idk if contacts existed at the time #I wonder what his prescription is #I hc him to be extremely blind. like worse than my eyes #even in hell he's at the same prescription #but he just uses the monocle and if he ever lost that he's toast #maybe in private he'll pull out some reading glasses but nobody must ever see him do that!!! #I bet he read every letter on the board in a radio announcer voice #(gets them all wrong) (he can't see shit) #ugh I just love having really powerful extreme characters put in absurdly mundane situations #put his ass in the optometry office‼️

[proto-language]

good morning from the united kingdom

#i have chosen that image bc in the other ones it's very clear that the white horse is covered in blood :( #(or else red paint??? idk) #anyway i really hope the horses (and the person formerly on the horse?) are okay #but this is so absurdly funny to me

[rockafirevevo]

yeah man ill buy it

#idk why this is so absurdly funny to me but. jack walting. animatronic rabbit in his liver. i love it #twf #hayden shhh

[ellalalala]

Some funny texts I found in my gallery ft. @luvfis

#my girlfriend is absurdly funny #some of the things she says are so out of pocket but i love her 🫶🫶 #number 1 capitano stan right here

[perenlop]

anyways. im really loving utena so far, i honestly wasnt expecting it to be as funny as it is?? like its strange but it's humor has this bite to it that's amplified by the cutesy art style and the absurdity of the situations these characters get into and it's a blast to watch

#i have a feeling im gonna like most of the nanami episodes cause her episodes are just fucking hilarious skldfjskldfjskdf #like the kangaroo. no one told me about the kangaroo dsklfssdf. AND its still a good insight to her character and how she percieves her bro #brother. it just also happens to be an absurdly funny episode #i also like the small moments where you can really see the humanity in these characters. especially anthy #like i think ive said this but i love the scenes with her in episode 4 with her animals #but also the scene where she makes a little flipbook and giggles hysterically at it? its so cute... #like. shes dehumanized a lot by her position as the rose bride but these moments are a nice brevity for her #while also being a reminder to the audience how fucked up this whole system is #its all very good so far #echoed voice

[caffeinatedopossum]

I don't understand why it's generally not socially acceptable to recognize your good qualities. Like I don't understand why it's bad to be a show-off or a know-it-all or to brag. Like I think most people know "those things = bad" but not why.

It also seems like people are always either waaaaay into one end of the scale where they are just so unbearably full of themselves and have preposterously high self esteem (and most people act like this is fine too? Like a lot of celebrities and white men specifically seem to be like this) and I don't understand why so many people respect them then. Or they're the complete opposite with self esteem way too low despite the fact that they have redeeming qualities.

I feel like maybe the reason it's considered bad to brag is because you might 'make' other people feel inadequate but see that seems like a stupid reason to me because the problem then is not that you stated an opinion of your own self worth but is actually that everyone else is conditioned to compare themselves to each other in a very unhealthy way. And I think instead of discouraging people from opening up about what they take pride in, what they like about themselves, what makes them feel happy or content or confident, maybe we could just be discouraging people from viewing those things as personal threats? Idk just trying to formulate some thoughts on this

#idk why but this feels like a very convoluted topic #like so many people are probably coming from different starting positions on this than i am and im afraid that might #make it be misinterpreted or something #like i feel like there definitely is a balance where some self esteem is too little and some is too much #it just feels like it is exceedingly rare to find anyone with ideal realistic self esteem and idk why #i also dont mean this in a way to say that every action is the responsibility of the people taking offense either #because obviously thats not how that works. its understandable to demand a certain amount of respect #and to accept that your words (even the ones you say about yourself) could negatively impact other people #and thats not necessarily on them for being defensive #idk social concepts are strange and foreign to me so im still figuring this stuff out and through an autistic lense to boot #so sometimes i feel a bit like im conducting a study or an experiment more than writing a blog post #im just trying to understand people because i need to #it seems like the overwhelming majority of allistics have absolutely no interest in why they do the things that they do #so i have to go around experimenting instead of asking direct questions about this stuff #because when i do ask direct questions they look at me like i just asked them if the sky is actually blue or if its just gasses up there #in case you are not the most common dimwit. the sky is both of those things. however when you ask someone a question #phrased like that about a topic they dont want to admit they dont know about. they will usually avoid the question or answer absurdly #its actually kinda funny you should try it sometime #now im distracted because i dont know enough about how the sky works and i need to know #anyways gonna go down a research rabbit hole methinks

[myfriendtheghost]

goodnight baby love

#if u are one of the like three people I need to respond to rn … forgive me for I am mentally and physically exhausted <3 work was bad 2day #also Greta if u post anything after I go to bed pls don’t let it be josh I can’t deal with fomo rn #anyways……….. #I applied to go back to college today so #that’s funny #I always said I would rather die than go back to school because college is a scam but we are in some absurdly desperate times <3 #so yeah #and I have like. 4 jobs I need to apply for #I’m so stressed and overwhelmed lmao #oh and #have I told y’all I’m moving back in with my parents ?? #yeah #they’re building me basically a studio apartment in the basement so that’s fun and funky #but I’m conflicted because as excited as I am for the weekend because no work #my roommate has been gone for a week and comes back this weekend #and I have to tell her I’m moving out when she gets back 🧍🏻‍♀��� #which. under normal circumstances would be fine #but with my roommate ….. there are not normal circumstances #so yeah I’m very stressed !!!!! and my job makes me want to jump off of a cliff on a daily basis so I truly have not been able to rest lmao #I really need to stay with my company for a few more months because I have so many trips coming up but it has fully ruined my mental health! #anyways … if u pray please pray for me rn LMAO I’m going through it 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #on a more happy note I see my fav band again 2 weeks from today :) #I get to see my Franniiiii <333 I love and miss her so bad #shoutout to anyone who read all of this LMAO #also I had a background check today for job purposes and the guy who did my fingerprints was very cute !!!!!! THAT WAS SCARY