#this is the dumbest thing i've ever posted

[dwreader]

st. louis day 6 - canon divergence (more like crack au but whatever)

iwtv created by shonda rhimes, inspired by jokes / conversations with some very sick individuals.

racism and homophobia no longer exist because lincoln was never assassinated and also he came out as gay or something (shonda's rules). the du lac family are old money southern aristocracy who have fallen from the social heights of the previous generation. after his sister's wedding to a man of middling wealth and standing, louis is sent on a grand tour of europe in order to attract a wealthy husband with a title so the family might regain their status. on his stop in paris, he meets the mysterious marquis de lioncourt with a vast fortune of questionable origin but is also romantically pursued by avant-garde theatre director armand. who will louis marry???

also even though racism/homophobia ended, royalty and nobility still exist don't ask why.

#this is the dumbest thing i've ever posted #iwtvfanevents #why did we have so many shondaverse jokes afssdfsd #i would never write this cause its too dumb so im making a low effort post

[vaticinatrix]

me, catching students plagiarizing: haha wow just like hbomberguy

#this is the dumbest thing i've ever posted #but the marathon grading brainrot is. #so real #also they turned in lab reports with literally identical methods section #accidental plagiarism doesn't exist and even if it did that's not what this was #shitpost #teaching #hbomberguy

[fireh0es]

incorrect 911 screencaps part 4/??

#911 on fox #911 on abc #incorrect 911 screencaps #incorrect 911 quotes #evan buckley #bobby nash #bobby smash #source: b99 1x09 #y'all have no clue how hard it was to get this set of caps #disney+ is the devil and it ate soap2day #this is the dumbest thing i've ever posted

[userkoo]

jungkook’s heartstopper... happy pride month!

#this is the dumbest thing i've ever posted #hope y'all enjoy!

[hey-hey-j]

#polls #this is the dumbest thing i've ever posted #i almost considered leaving globgor out cause he doesn't get that many interactions with meteora #but FUCK IT i love him too much

[54625]

we're so dramatic . wonder where we get that from

#qsmp #fitmc #posted directly from the huevito fallout shelter #wait do i need to put this in my art tag? that's really funny actually #54625art #this is the dumbest thing I've ever put this much effort into

[sorcererofsolitude]

Enid gets harassed one too many times for being a sparkly pastel princess. So the next day she shows up dressed like this...

Anyone who asked about her sudden change in attire got a long-winded lecture about the omegaverse and proper samurai sword handling. That definitely stopped people from poking fun at her colorful clothing choices for a while.

#This is genuinely one of the dumbest things I've ever posted #please forgive me #netflix wednesday #wednesday #lesbian #lgbtq #wenclair #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #emma myers #the addams family

[pianokantzart]

#look I know this is one of the dumbest things I've ever posted and reads like a corporate buzzfeed article #but consider: I genuinely am curious please tell me #mario movie #super mario bros #the super mario bros movie #super mario brothers #brain is latching on to Toad society tonight for some reason #It just looks so cozy. 90% of them are just hanging around with free time to spare #getting groceries and chatting with friends #Like dang... Peach be good at her job. That is an optimal society if I've ever seen one. #polls

[genericpuff]

when were y'all gonna tell me about persephone, the poodle webkinz who runs a shop that's pretty much exclusively for rich people-

i need to make it clear that the irony here is not lost on me LOL

what's even better is the comment section which is a mixed bag of praise and "fuck you persephone for hating poor people" criticisms and again, thE IRONY SHOULD NOT BE LOST ON US HERE-

this has literally nothing to do with LO and yet it makes me laugh so fucking hard to see a whole ass other niche and specific fandom embroiled in criticism regarding a pink depiction of persephone who they deem to be a snobby diva

d-

do you think-

do you think this is what rachel's been referencing the whole time when she keeps having the male characters in LO brag about persephone's pedigree-

#never expected the antiLO community to have a crossover episode with the webkinz community fr #i support you webkinz persephone haters #you may have won the battle but the war wages on #btw in case anyone can't see the obvious here this is a shitpost purely for gags #like this literally has zero to do with lore olympus so please don't take an ounce of it seriously #i know i shouldn't have to say that but i just know i'm gonna get messages in my inbox over this LOL #it's hilarious that persephone is a lightning rod for snobby diva girl characterizations like this #they really do just keep making her pink and mean #this is officially the dumbest thing i've ever posted fr #out of everything i'm going to hell for this is up there as the worst LMAO

[flippyspoon]

Kirk: (tearing off his clothes) You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for Spock on the- Spock: Jim, no.

#spirk #the dumbest thing i've ever posted lol

[johnslittlespoon]

– order up, i'm hot to go! 🌟

#this is the dumbest thing i've ever made #may as well have just called him a slur tbh #rip john egan you would've loved chappell roan #modern au john would be so girlypop idc let me be delusional #as a treat #he do be hot to go tho! #I PROMISED A HAPPY ONE AFTER ALL THE ANGST DIDN'T I! #john egan edit #john egan #johnslittlespoon edits #i need to make a tiktok to post these edits to lol i make too many

[petersthree]

🎵Call me Big Daddy Bezos, 'cause I'm all about the business (Cha-Ching!)🎵

@lgbtqcreators bingo: overlay

#everybody look away as i post this #(i say actively tagging blogs) #cbsghostsedit #ghostsedit #cbs ghosts #useraudrey2 #trevor lefkowitz #cbsghostsdaily #h money #it's the way i don't even ship them but i went oh...ykw would be PERFECT? ;alksla;sdjf #janie makes stuff #*gifs #idk if this counts as sfw or not so a;lkdjdf;lasj lmk if i should update my tags #this is the dumbest thing i've ever made and i love it

[brucebocchi]

my spec script for a letterkenny cold open

[Wayne standing outside barn]

WAYNE: Your good buddy came back from the city the other day...

[cut to produce stand]

KATY: Dary, you better tuck in that bottom lip before a bird comes by and poops on it.

DAN: Yeah Daryls, yer lookin a little perturbeds over there.

DARY: It’s just... I seen something when I was in the city.

WAYNE: Probably another brunch bistro, fuckin’ citiots.

KATY: $15 for a sandwich. Pull your finger outta your ass.

WAYNE: That’s what I said, I said pull your finger outta yer ass.

DAN: So what’s the rumpus, Grumpus?

DARY: One night I ended up at a club with Dan’s second cousint.

KATY: Who, Garrett?

DAN: No, Jarrett.

DARY: And on the dance floor at this club, we seen this quirked-up white boy.

[Wayne sits up in his chair]

WAYNE: Quirked-up... white boy?

DARY: Quirked-up white boy.

DAN: You means like a skid?

KATY: More like a methed-up white boy.

WAYNE: Quirked up... white boy.

DARY: White boy was quirked up.

DAN: Quirks Bentley?

KATY: The Quirks of Being a Wallflower.

WAYNE: Was he quirkin’ hard or... hardly quirkin’?

DARY: Oh, he was quirkin’ 9 to 5.

DAN: Probably wearings his Quirkenstocks.

KATY: No need for a knee-quirk reaction.

DAN: No swags though, that’s for sure.

WAYNE: Oh, there's no way he had any swag, there’s no GODdamn way.

KATY: No swag on a quirked up white boy.

DARY: He had a little bit of swag.

KATY: Just a drill bit?

DARY: Just a horse bit.

DAN: Now Daryls, we all seen a quirked-up white boy with a TimBits of swag from time to times.

DARY: I know, but... it’s almost not worth thinkin’ about.

WAYNE: Get this guy a fuckin’ Puppers.

KATY: I shoulda packed a lunch for this.

DAN: Out with it, Dary.

DARY: My point is, he was busting it down sexual style.

[Wayne sits up again]

WAYNE: Busting it down... sexual style?

DARY: This quirked up white boy, with just bits and bites of swag, was busting it down sexual style.

DAN: How was it sexual styles?

DARY: I can’t really describe it. You know it when you see it.

KATY: Can confirm.

WAYNE: Katy...

KATY: I’m just saying, when you see a white boy bust it down, you can tell if it’s sexual style.

DAN: Y’know, Miss Katys, Professor Tricia says—

KATY: Withdrawn.

WAYNE: ...sexual style.

DARY: It was definitely sexual style.

WAYNE: OK Dary. Dary, OK. So you’re saying... this was a quirked-up white boy... with 16-bit of swag... busting it down... sexual style.

DARY: Quirked-up white boy, with a mosquito bit of swag, busting it down sexual style.

DAN: Can’t say I see a problems here.

KATY: Figure it out.

WAYNE: That’s what I said, I said figger it out.

DARY: I AM trying to figure it out! And what I’m trying to figure out is...

KATY: Tick tock.

DARY: ...is he goated with the sauce?

[Everyone sits up]

WAYNE: Goated... with the sauce.

DAN: Goateds with the sauce?

DARY: Goated with the sauce.

KATY: A quirked-up white boy… with a Ritz Bit of swag… busting it down sexual style… and you want to know if he’s goated with the sauce?

DARY: Almost not worth thinkin’ about.

WAYNE: Get this guy a fuckin’ Puppers.

DAN: Well, Daryls, given the evidence as laid out befores us... It seems fair to assumes he’s goated with the marinaras.

KATY: Goated with the Cholula.

DARY: So he’s goated with the chimichurri?

WAYNE: Goated with the Mae Ploy.

DAN: Low-sodium soys.

KATY: Rick and Morty Szechuan.

WAYNE: Goat-chujang.

DARY: Quirked-up white boy is goated!

KATY: Wonder if he’s single.

DAN: That’s goated if I ever seent it.

[cut back to Wayne in front of the barn]

WAYNE: ...with the sauce.

[theme song plays]

#this is one of the dumbest things i've ever written #letterkenny #long post

[a-random-goblin]

*dumps a bottle of lotion into a bowl of fries, gravy, and cheese curds*

I have a skincare poutine

#i think this is the dumbest thing I've ever posted #poutine #puns #jokes

[hgduo]

They never left that fanart room...

#karmaland #this is the dumbest post I've ever made sorry- the 'they never left' thing is just my favorite phrase atm #quackity #luzu #also sry I didn't make the pics the same size didn't feel like editing and I've been wanting to make this joke and kept on forgetting

[dont-offend-the-bees]

someone ate Lucy's last packet of smokey bacon crisps and she's reacting really okay and proportionally (based on this post)

Bonus:

#lockwood and co #lockwood & co #l&co #l&co. #easily one of the dumbest things I've ever drawn #needed to do somethin SILLY today #anyway lucy may or may not be drunk here or maybe she's just tea/sleep deprived #this stupid post is one of my favourite posts in the world and she deserves it #my art