Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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you know he would have been one of Those kids
inspired by this pic:
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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
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YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE 'WHAT' ZONE
happy episode 11!
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pretty cool ship you've got there. have you considered adding another guy to it though
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