#this just got real awkward

[time-woods]

I WAS TRYING TO ASK HOW WOULD HIS EXOSKELETON UNDER HIS 'EXOSKELETON' LOOK BUT I PHRASED IT TERRIBLY AND MY PFP ISNT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

#prismos search history^ #not for nefarious reasons but just cause hes curious and has no clue how bugs work/cant ask him directly cause that would be real awkward #this is terrible #im sharing this here as well because i must admit it is a bit funny #BUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT ! ! IM JUST AWFUL AT WORDS #my ass got lampooned over this so fast #im just trying to design him a proper exoskeleton #ALSO MY FRIEND ASKED FOR A IMAGE TO LIKE MAKE SENSE OF HIS EXOSKELETON BUT I SENT THE WRONG ONE AND IT JUST MAKES IT LOOK WORSE 4 ME #this is how i die #adventure time #fionna and cake #scarab the god auditor

[suchawrathfullamb]

I know the headcanon of Beverly and Will being besties is cute but lol it is insane. That man has no capacity for friendship in the way y'all be writing (which again is fine you do you but it always makes me laugh). I honestly commend you for making Will so human like oh he likes country songs because he grew up in Louisiana, oh he would so (insert cute little human behavior), because to me that man is the devil, he is a fallen angel, an alien, he has no past, he came to be, and he does not have tastes besides idk the particular taste of blood or something

#yall were PLAYED hard by him but also I do believe this is a little hallucination on your part cause he also gave zero signs #it's not like he was actually trying to seem human lol he was so awkward #besides suffering he shows no real aspects of this “just a guy” vibe some of you think he is #I wonder where you got that from #will graham #hugh dancy #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #murder husbands #hannibal lecter

[c-kiddo]

(more cr2 rewatch thought) on ep61 and found more caduceus autism evidence . him and jes and fjord (and yasha maybe?) were looking for the overcrow apothecary and cad failed real bad for persuasion check to get help finding it , and then was like :'-) its because i dont know what to do with my hands. should i put them in my pockets or?? i dont know what to do with my hands. .... and then fjord took over asking people instead and cad was just quietly like . how do you always know what your hands should be doing ? :'-3

#hes got aurtisismsmms #kiddo say #rip caduceus you wouldve loved doing t rex hands #cad is so 🫶 because so often hes so chill but like i love so much when he gets rly awkward because hes so me for real #like when hes in a populated city area and suddenly forgets how to function and or talk to people and just wanders around instead

[manglam-marfach]

dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well. #and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah.... #'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact. #she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns. #'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ... #that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked. #'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED. #because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW. #She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing? #chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear. #Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that. #between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks - #'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums. #rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit. #i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way. #i think . I think it's hot. #enough to turn you to drink isn't it! #u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant? #does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world. #whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

[statementlou]

How does one become your friend?

honestly I'm so mentally compromised by fatigue today that my answer- I don't know??- sent me into an actual spiral of "do I not know how to be a friend to myself is it a commentary on my psychological health and state of being" sooooo might just have to leave all that aside and go with, uh, try messaging or chatting some way? I'm generally afraid of bothering people, what if they think I'm a creep, but I usually like it when people talk to me and then boom! I, at least, consider us friends- same as most people on here I'd guess. But watch out! I am annoying and unless discouraged will then consider us pals forever if we have two friendly interactions, sorry.

#to be honest there are many people on here I don't talk to and maybe aren't even mutuals with who I kind of consider friends #but that definitely might just be in my head lol #I see familiar names and think oh hey guys. here we are. hanging out :) #thornier questions include how to be a friend? does chit chat a friend make? should I be doing more? #things I am good at: talking about fandom stuff. annoyingly ranting about fandom stuff #things I am not good at: talking about RL stuff. not being awkward if attempting to address real life stuff #fun fact got this and a troll ask together and was like... are they making fun of me? will this one disappear when I block the other one? #but it didn't so I guess it might be real? feel weird posting but would feel weirder not answering #idk you guys should answer in replies how does one become friends with anyone online what do you think?

[turtletoria]

older sister!!!

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #in my mind. shes moved to fair city after her kid got into college or grad school or whatever. #also to watch over steven because shes nervous for him after years of no contact with him. and seeing him on the news being insane #also shes an attorney because i thought it would be super funny if sally and charlie became really good friends #sallys so excited to train her or show her the ropes or smth and charlie is charmed by this very peppy lady #i have a very specific scenario in my mind that i want to save in my back pocket but its so funny i think abt it every damn day #but if she wasnt an attorney i was thinking about her being an english teacher. or even a stay at home mom #but lawyer is funniest #for now #also funny factoid is that her name was sarah in my mind but i decided to change it because i know way too many sarahs in real life #sarah is a pretty name but i think its awkward to have a fictional char share a name w/ ppl u know irl ahahaha #her second name was susan but i didnt rlly like it #charlie came to me in a dream #just kidding its the name of a char in fnaf and i liked it

[skrunksthatwunk]

LETS GO LETS GO HARUKA HARUKA HARUKA!!!!

ft. kiryu "faildad" kazuma

#SORRY i love her dearly #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza #like a dragon #sawamura haruka #haruka sawamura #kiryu kazuma #ykz #havent been drawing much but suddenly had to draw her #literally a little guy. shes so silly what a sweet pea what a delight!! #ft kiryu being internally anxious and externally awkward #YES THE PRETTY WOMEN THING IS REAL #haruka's line is anyway #it's one of their overworld conversations!! kiryu says he tries to see ppl for who they are outside of looks #it's quite sweet #but i thought this deserved a classic kiryu dialogue fail option so #there that is #anyway i think it would be funny if haruka and kiryu were both bi and kiryu (freshly off his midlife queer awakening) is like oh NO #bc he just got here!! what does he tell her??? does he send her to rina???? how does he help her w that when it took him so long #do you like pretty women 'too'. sweet jesus. queer ppl everywhere these days (2005) #also haruka seems like a charm bracelet kinda girl :) #sorry for doing this on lined paper lol #one day i will go back to digital art and things will be clean and visible and pretty. but today is not that day #gotta clarify that the 'too' there refers to her also liking pretty somen.. not kiryu liking men.. idk if that was clear #but thats the og context #skrunkart

[alsojnpie]

i want to do art trades but like. terrible doodle version. let me draw you something awful. please draw him like this

hmmmmmm actually i think i just art traded with myself. very good

#i think what i really want is 'to draw him like that' #but i got caught up in doing it 'good' the same way i would if drawing for another person #sounds awkward to word it like this but i just love the character inherent to lots of 'terrible' art #this little scratchy doodle brings me so much more joy than the stuff i might spend hours on #the stuff i worked so hard on in the past just looks dated now!!! but doodles are forever. for real #guess i just can't help being a sucker for a good deal #'this only took me 90 seconds to make! and it will make me happy forever! what a great value!'

[kaiotisk]

i think fantasy aging is so interesting to think about...

this would be aramil's kid with wren who is 3/4 elf and ages really slowly and his (adopted) dragonborn kid with heskan who ages super fast

anyways had to get these babies out of my head and they are here now and i love them

#elf kid is 1000% got some weird fey genetics they are a wild creature that lives in the woods #dragonborn kid is extremely Soft and Awkward and probably like a wizard or something #ranger and fighter dad are too stupid to understand wizard shit but they support them anyways #himbo dads and their two strange kids this is real 2 me #i have neither decided on names or genders so uhh i guess i'll just tag the parents #wren #aramil amakiir #heskan stormscales #my sketches #ythras #dnd

[lesbianfakir]

Sorry for being so rambly today (and last night) I have thoughts so onto the blog they go

I feel like part of the joy of art is in community, like you create something and you get to talk about it and share it with the world. This year I lost touch with the friends who I would always talk about art with and I think that loss is heavily impacting my ability to create (and the enjoyment I get from it.) I miss having a new idea and getting to ramble about it excitedly. I miss texting people the sketches and the mock ups and the color palettes.

I got into art for me. I wouldn’t show anything I made to anyone for years. So I’m no stranger for creating for the target audience of myself. Still, I miss that sense of community. I love this blog and I absolutely adore the lovely comments you all leave on my art but sometimes it feels so one-sided on here. I post a piece, I receive a lovely tag back and that’s it. End of story. I spend hours and hours working on something and it kind of disappears into the void in a day or so.

Trying to put it into words, but I think I wish I could create art that starts a conversation. That inspires people to create their own things in response, or even just talk with me about process. I think the perfectionism has gotten out of hand lately because I feel like I’m missing something—which I attribute to the quality of the piece—but really what I’m missing is buddies to chat about art with. There is no level of being “good enough” that will serve as a substitute for a real community.

#ahaha if you can’t tell I am a very introspective person #and a lonely one the transition to college has been rough and all my friends are back home #anyways I was thinking about drawing more stuff for my ocs today #and then I remembered the friend I loved to talk about them with hasn’t replied to me in a month #which is understandable. she’s busy. she made new friends. she’s not struggling like I am so it makes sense that she’s just kind of moved on #but I miss her #I had no chance of making it to her in group because all her friends she met through dance and I can’t dance for shit #I don’t even think she meant to ghost me but who knows #it sucks that I won’t get a real goodbye #anyways all of that to say I was going to draw my ocs and then I got so sad because who would I even share them with #there are a few art groups on campus but I have anxiety and mild agoraphobia and when I try to go I just feel awkward and shy #anyways if anyone ever wants to chat about art #it’s only one of my fav things in the whole world #lea talks #WHY CANT I BE A PROPER TORTURED ARTIST #WHY CANT I TURN MY ISOLATION INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL #WHY DO I NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO BE PRESENT IN THE PROCRESS #is it not enough to descend into a quiet madness on my own and create from that??

[electricea]

also just wanted to reiterate this since i just had someone ask about it, but i don't write or roleplay with personal blogs. nothing against them, for me it just becomes really awkward writing with a 'real person' so to speak and it's also just a lot of unrelated dash clutter. i've got nothing against them just chilling and following me or even sending asks that aren't trying to start roleplays but otherwise, i won't engage. however if you're a personal and you ever wanted to make an RP blog or an RP sideblog, then i would be more happy to write with you.

#i tried explaining this to a personal before they blocked me lmao #but yeah it's just awkward #i tried it ages ago and i got asks from a personal and their icon was like a selfie of them #and it just felt too real for me. #even if on their end it's roleplaying and fun it's uncomfy for me to roleplay with a real person #i prefer to do so through the lens of muses. #and i have nothing against personals who reblog lots of fanart or fanfictions or news or whatever interests them #but again i'm just looking to curate an rp specific dash #so just wanted to clear that up. #( ooc. )

[chiropteracupola]

The flower!!

lavender's a good plant for bees!

#em draws stuff #oc time again hehe #middle school monk oc #for the oc archetypes game again!! #I was drafting some ideas of what bertrand looks like when he's older when I originally started the answer for this one #he grows into his face a little better and his quietness gets taken for being stately instead of awkward #but I couldn't figure out a composition that I liked so I just started messing around with regular bertrand and texture brush 4 again #been thinking about risograph printing but it's not as if I'm actually going to try that for real so I did an experiment with faking that #liking the big-eyed look lately it seems... but then again he is just a little guy. a little birthday boy even. #actually. now that I think of it bertrand and jerome are v. similar guys to me. cute little religion boys aren't they. #jerome is more chirpy but also he's got no choice but to Chat. whereas bertrand will never ever have adventures and that's ok. #took me a while and a while to realize this but then again I'm kicking it with jerome quite often these days #while I seem to draw bertrand like. twice a year tops.

[personinthepalace]

Day 8 in NY: The Play That Goes Wrong!!! aka our last show

#the play that goes wrong #tptgw broadway #mischief theatre #mischief comedy #new york trip 2023 #but omigod WHAT A SHOW TO END THE TRIP #TRULY GOING OUT WITH A BANG #and we had the most amazing stage door experience!!!! #the actors were amazing 🥺🥺🥺 #basically there was no official stage door so my friend and I were rushing around the building #and managed to reach the makeshift stage door just in time to catch trevor #and we got to chat with him and he offered to take a selfie with hs #(please know that I made a point to not ask for selfies on this trip bc I feel awkward asking haha) #and then the rest of the cast came out one by one #got selfies with chris and dennis and got to chat with them all but max #max left while we were talking to dennis and chris but apparently he just flew in from chicago yesterday #the other maxes were out sick and he flew in last min and only got a few hours of rehearsals #but he and caroline chu (sandra) were understudies together so this was full circle moment for them!! #okay about the show real quick: one of annie’s papers flew into my lap so I put it back on the stage #I think that dennis remembered us bc of that #WE WERE SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW BY PURE LUCK #and omigod to be so close to the actors #truly today was the best experience and I am so glad that we’re ending this trip on such a high note

[aquilamage]

I don’t have anywhere to go with it but I’m very compelled by the idea of Vi lying about her age to the explorer’s association

#in a universe where eetl's line about not allowing children is more of an actual Thing #normally I tend to think of her as being 17 but for this she's like sixteen and a half. maybe like three quarters. because its funnier #(and I always think about her looking young for her age but that's extra true in this case. because it's exaggerated with her pretending to #be older) #she uses fake id stuff she got from someone in the underground tavern #also have thoughts on that getting 'revealed' #although one of them is an au where muse is around and the very first time she has a moment alone with vi she's like anyway how drastically #are you lying about your age. deadpan. because they're similar enough that she can just Tell #I suppose leif might also suspect her at some point but it wouldn't be as immediate #(this is more of a separate post thought but sometimes I have feelings about the comparison drawn between them) #(I don't personally vibe with the idea of leif and or kabbu being (like) vi's parent but I do think leif has moments where he looks at vi #and is like. sees in her someone that could be a version of his and muse's kid. and emotional) #but anyway back to the other relevant thought. which is that Vi doesn't bring up the age thing until they get to her birthday #(which. the one on her id may or may not match her real one idk) #and leif or kabbu remarks on her being nineteen oh wow can't believe it. and she's like *awkward inhale* /yeah/..... #an aquila original #bug fables #vi bug fables

[bangcakes]

.

#personal #keep being like. if Only i had talked to him sooner. if Only i had been Friendlier sooner. but its like #Realistically.... probably wasnt ready. and also like. itd have to happen after school was over anyway bc 1. um i need to focus on school #and 2. how Awkward if i asked him out n he said no. or say we broke up or soemthing #like there were weeks i saw him every day. aint no way... i could handle the awkwardness of that #so ok ok ok. everything is fine JFJFJKFKFKFMFMFMFMFMF #i just have to remember not to get in my own head about it #like if i wanna message him i just should..... #its just..... hhhhHHhhhhh whyd this have to happen to me at 29. i could have been a happy spinster thank u NFJFJFJFJJFJFJFJF #but now ik what having an actual crush is like and oh wow is it painful. but also beautiful n fun. i just...... and lets face it this is #more than a crush. like its definitely Like like but i dont wanna say the Real L Word bc it seems..... idk JDJDJJDJD #but ive definitely um.... fallen. ya. ew JDJDKDJKDKDKDKDKS #but im just gonna follow my gut or whatever the fuck has been guiding me bc things have worked out so far #and like it wouldnt have without his participation. like ya.... #im just like... what if he Forgets about me or like everything fizzles out #but then its like i Know if i see him again itll all come back. #bc in the summer i tried so hard to get over him (and kinda succeeded)... only to see him again in class and be like oh fuck oh no and the #n That Dinner. that was the final blow. i was so overwhelmed i got lost on the way home #which... the restaurant we were at is less than 10 mins from my house so you can imagine the uh Overwhelmingness #i cant even remember the original point of this but. i think we'll find a way ....... i say we but i should say 'i' bc until he tells me #that he likes me im gonna have to like Not Assume. hhhh #it doesnt help either that ppl were bringing up 'hes just not that into you' on twt bc Now im like #oh God. am i in that kind of situation???? i doubt it tho. i think hes just reserved. GAH. whatever happens happens

[oso-nan]

has someone made gifs of the two times luigi has ripped his shirt off yet

#im gonna draw more repo stuff real soon btw!!! i just dont have ideas LOL #maybe image redraws but what images have i not redrawn yet ❤️ #also unrelated note but when i met bill moseley twice halloween weekend he had like #SOOO many repo prints u could ask him to sign but i only went with choptop bc i didnt wanna seem weird for getting more than 1 autograph #is it weird to get more than one???? #he has a luigi print on his table that i was eyeing real bad #but if i got more than one my dad would chokeslam me onto the floor for that #when i finish retaking all my classes i WILL get a job. this postgraduate shit is not for the weak guys 😭 #also i think i should’ve asked for a selfie instead i dont fucking kbow i was really awkward talking with him and was on the verge of going #nonverbal 😭😭IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING HE ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO HIM TO SIGN AND I DEADASS JUST SHRUGGED #he was very nice though he reenacted a bunch of choptop lines for me to choose for him to sign LOL #im rambling in tags again sorry