#this was sitting in my drafts wtf

[specialgrades]

distracting josuke from his video game when you start kissing his neck. he forgot you know every weak point he has and lets out a cute little whine. he tries so hard to ignore it beyond that, but with your teeth grazing his skin and your hand trailing up his thigh he just can't take it!

he tells you to stop and you do for the most part, hand still on his thigh. he's trying to beat this level he swears, but his mind is stuck on you and how dangerously close to his growing hard on your hand is. he tries to pause but you tell him to finish or you'll give him nothing.

he won the game by a millisecond, amazing with how much his thighs are rubbing together.

#this was sitting in my drafts wtf #teasing josuke GOOD #josuke higashikata #🧋 ; thirsts. #✏️ ; works. #josuke x reader #gender neutral reader #jjba smut #josuke smut #josuke x gender neutral reader #jjba x reader #jjba x gender neutral reader #i've forgotten how to tag e.

[vilayrou]

how it feels to ship a rarepair in this drought

this is for a certain audience and its me. im the audience

#this has been sitting in my drafts for WEEKS #couldnt put two bad bitches against eachother so god decided to make them both lesbians #ragatha #zooble #the amazing digital circus #tadc #wtf is their shipname erjmhm.. #zooble x ragatha #ragatha x zooble

[moth-tea-merchant]

is it just me or dose the icon for Mini Rama kinda look like Markiplier?

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #why was this sitting in my drafts for so long wtf #detective rama #eod

[somanypetals]

Jisbon: 🎵 wherever you go, that's where I am

#I’ve just been letting this sit in the drafts bc I couldn’t be bothered tagging things 😭 #the mentalist #jisbon #jisbonedits #Jane x lisbon #thementalistedit #mentalistedit #patrick jane #Teresa lisbon #mine #my videos #wtf is my mentalist tag #*tm #????

[fairyroses]

— SMALLVILLE, “Reaper” (1.17) & “Tempest” (2.01) 

#this one's been sitting in my drafts for a while oops #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lana lang #lex luthor #lexana #martha kent #jonathan kent #sv 1x17 #sv 2x01 #dcmultiverse #my gifs #the parallels... the similarities... they're both so terribly lonely and more than anything else they just wanted to have a Real Family #actually come to think of it that's probably the main reason why lexmas just absolutely destroys me #because it proves that THEY COULD'VE FOUND THAT HAPPY FAMILY IN EACH OTHER like the potential was RIGHT THERE— #but noooope the writers just wanted to make them both suffer endlessly instead #(seriously though wtf did lana ever do to deserve such a shitty ending in s8? why couldn't they just let her leave the show HAPPY for once?) #anyway I love them both so so much #and the fact that they're a little envious of the kents' seemingly perfect family doesn't make them bad people #it just makes them human

[foldingfittedsheets]

i enjoy your antics so much that i forget i didn't follow you specifically for them

i enjoy your art so much i followed specifically for your comics

whenever you put your art on a post involving antics there's a second where my brain goes "woah, ffs the person with amusing life stories and ffs the artist with fun comics are the same person? :o"

this has happened a couple of times now

it amuses me every time

I fucking love how hard it is to categorize me, honestly.

I love when people look at different aspects of my art and go "That was yours?!" Or like, people have followed me for my writing and then see a comic and are like "That's you too?!"

It's a true a delight. I am an enigma. What a joy to my trickstery little soul to be so confounding.

#ask ffs #like someone commented on the nightweasel to be like WTF the comic artist?! #I did think about doing an art vs artist but I haven't really wanted to do a selfie in a hot minute #just wait too cause I thought of a good story that's sitting in my drafts waiting for my new comic to debut #cause I always get a ton of new followers every comic and I need to set a clear precedent right away to the new people like #you're gonna see stuff like this too here! get out now if this isn't for you! #honestly introduced the ramblies tag for people who just wanted my art but to the best of my knowledge no one actually uses it?

[chenziee]

The very concept of a Luffy - Katakuri relationship (however you interpret it) is so funny because these two would drive everyone insane by having entire conversations with kenbunshoku only

Just imagine a lazy afternoon on the Sunny, everyone relaxing and enjoying the quiet... and suddenly Luffy screams, "NO I WILL NOT SHUT UP, FUCK YOU, MEAT IS BETTER THAN DONUTS!!" And even the sea kings 500 meters below jump out of their skin in shock because neither Luffy nor Katakuri have said anything in like an hour.

And then it would just be Luffy and Katakuri shooting snappy replies at each other, sentences that seem completely unrelated to each other or, you know, to anything at all because they only say the things that they just HAVE TO say out loud so everyone is so fucking confused? What the fuck does mochi have to do with rain? Or Big Mom's vivre card with Robin's flower garden?

And then Katakuri finally leaves but that's not the end to their suffering, oh no. Because after every time they see Katakuri, it takes Luffy a good half a day to un-learn future-talk. So Sanji would ask what Luffy wants for dinner, and Luffy would perk up, his eyes shining and drooling.... but it would take him a solid minute to realise that Sanji does not, in fact, know what Luffy was going to say

Needless to say, the Straw Hats fucking hate it whenever they see Katakuri

#this has been sitting in my drafts long enoug time to release it into the wild #one piece #katakuri #charlotte katakuri #luffy #monkey d luffy #straw hat luffy #their relationship is so good guys #i need to actually write about it one of these days xD #just luffy and katakuri bonding and everyone being so confused #'didn't you spend 10 hours beating each other up just two months ago #why are you acting like bffs and wtf were you DOING in the mirror world??' #'fighting' #'fine forget i asked' #ANYWAY

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

tagged by @your-friendly-neighbourh00d-fag to post this picrew + favorite album this week!

this was so fun! love this picrew thanks for tagging me :]

tagging: @caffeineecold @bre3zycoins @ghostxraven @fagdykebassboy @roastedsoup @vriska-serketboard @kitty-catalyst and anyone else who wants to join in!

#tag games #sorry to all my followers for putting brendon urie on ur dash but vices has been the only thing keeping me sane this past week #WAIT HELP I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS YESTERDAY ITS BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS INSTEAD WTF GDHGHD

[theygotlost]

what makes so moist von lipwig so special to me is that he is not as much redeemed as he is repurposed. he's highly emotionally intelligent and perceptive of people's behavior. he's adept at figuring out what they want and convincing them of things they wouldn't otherwise believe. he's a natural showman and knows how to work a crowd. these were skills he had always used and continues to use. all vetinari did was say "keep doing what youre doing, sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself, but this time in a way that benefits society (and my administration)". he was never a con artist out of maliciousness or even greed. he simply did it because it was easy for him and he enjoyed the thrill of it. so much so that after his skills were redirected toward a legitimate cause he started roleplaying as a criminal in his spare time just to feel alive again.

#wtf this is an old ass post thats been sitting in my drafts for months i thought i posted this #anyway happy moist monday

[mercymaker]

man, having intense pain for multiple days in a row truly makes you feel like you're dying

#life #fml #like.. living with chronic pain for years makes you kind of used to being unwell #and while flare ups suck at least they end #but then you get one that lasts longer than normal and you're like #yep this is it this is the one it's over #i was sitting on the couch trying to read and my mind started drafting speeches to my closest people #yeee nah wtf

[fluffyselfships]

a fake screen thats been sitting in my drafts for a hot min 💔

#mod bun🐰 #i have a lot of shite sitting in our drafts wtf😭😭 #screenshot edits #self ship #selfship #❤️hungry for your love🍬 #🔪my devil guy🥩

[frobby]

In my heart rin okumura is covered in scars and is chubby

#Little tummy on that guy please #Or big tummy I don't discriminate #Scars from his days of fighting bitches on the street ofc #Ppl see him take his shirt off and are like 'ayo wtf????' #And rins like 'oh some guy stabbed me when I was like 12 no big deal' #There's not enough fat art of rin he's literally a chef yall are sleeping on this #This post has been sitting in my drafts cuz I was embarrassed but actually I'm right #rin okumura #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist

[mockiery]

hey @neon-nay?

nothing, and i mean nothing, could have prepared me for this

#SIR. WHAT IS THIS. #its catchy tho ngl #gael garcia bernal #wwbn #werewolf by night #yes i am putting this in the wwbn tags bc like. help. #edit: yes i'm editing this as its sitting in my drafts. um. i. i actually think i unironically like this song wtf #whats up with the cowboy aesthetic tho its such a choice

[etcnnante]

love being insane about weather report and i need to spew my thoughts about him and pucci and their stories aligning greatly with those told about cain and abel. as well as emporio being awfully similar to seth- cain and abel's lesser known younger brother. a LOT of biblical talk which i know most people aren't fond of, so it's going under a read more.

the story of cain and abel is so widely known, but i don't think most people know everything - such as the upbringing, the buildup, and the inevitable downfall of the two. the story of cain and abel have been done over and over, each told a varying degree of success, so i think it's interesting to see araki's version of it. (if he even intended the similarities to be there, which could be possible. but i don't doubt it since he is quite well versed in christianity / the imagery.) honestly, when you think about it at first ... the similarities don't seem to be there besides the obvious "pucci killed his brother and betrayed him" since weather got in the way of him achieving heaven. but the longer you look, the more you can see the similarities. so please bear with me as we try to unscramble these thoughts together and best explain the betrayal story of cain and abel, and how seth comes in to save humanity. the most striking for me is the usage and importance of weather report's disk. when cain strikes abel, he is coated in the blood of his brother and because of this- the blood of abel that's staining his clothing, cain would never be able to reach heaven and inevitably leads to his downfall. the blood of abel preventing cain's entry in heaven reminds me a lot of the final showdown between pucci and emporio- the final stretch before gaining eternal greatness, where he is stopped by emoprio's utilization of weather report's disk, effectively preventing him from achieving heaven. while not quite the same, weather report's disk act's as the perfect replacement for abel's blood- a final haunting reminder of the killing of his brethren, now stopping pucci within his tracks and being used against him despite being so close to heaven even after his endless offerings. this is also where emporio's role of seth comes into play- and, in relation to cain and abel, seth services as a replacement for abel after his death- essentially becoming abel's new mouthpiece and ushers in our current humanity. which emporio does after weather's death, acting as his mouthpiece and successfully helping joylne create a new humanity- all while the disk comes back to haunt pucci and prevent him from achieving his goal. it's beautifully poetic, in a way. while obviously not shared by blood, the bond between emporio and weather cannot be underestimated. they had a great deal of trust in each other and it's clear weather even seemingly regarded emporio as a little brother to him, going to immense lengths to keep him safe. there's a lot more in relation to weather report and other biblical allegories- such as heavy weather being triggered subconsciously by weather's hatred for humanity, turning anyone affected by the rainbows into snails. the important bit is the snails, and how snails are thought of as "the symbol of the wicked passing away" within the bible- obviously signifying how weather truly feels about humanity and how vile and "slimey" it has become when regaining his memory. he can feel at ease knowing there will be no more wickedness plaguing humanity anymore. don't know how to properly conclude these thoughts. just hoping my rambles are coherent and don't seem too far stretched, especially since i do believe, in some way, this may be araki's personal retelling of cain and abel to some extent. the man is obviously into christianity and it's aesthetic's, it's not like jesus christ isn't an actual character in the damn series unironically 😭 but i hope theres some cohesion when explaining these thoughts because whew there’s a lot of them.

#█ ▌ 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩. / ooc. #█ ▌ 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣. / headcanons. #█ ▌ 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙫𝙚. / weather report. #( need to get this OUTTA my fuckin drafts man it’s been sitting and collecting cobwebs for months ) #( also wtf long ass post i’m so sorry ) #( not religious or anything but i gotta put my long forgotten years of bible study to use ) #( anyways :)) the religious allegories go crazyyyyy in part 6 ) #( and i love him <3 he means the world to me for some reason i think the shared dynamic him ; pucci and pearla have is very interesting ) #( i think i just like sibling dynamics i guess bjfhbjHBJHF ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE TRAGIC [ie: okuyasu & polnareff ]) #( anyways thank u if u made it thru the whole post <333 ) #( it is a very jumbled mess of my thoughts ... )

[meownotgood]

I live for your Aki headcannon. They are all cannon to me. You are the official spokesperson for Aki in my mind. You have infected with me with terminal brainrot of him since I read your last fic of him.

🥺🥺 that means so much to me, I'm glad you think so... thank you for enjoying my works and my blog, I appreciate you being here <3

#ALSO I did see the last ask you sent me before and I'm really appreciative of that too!!! #I just didn't get a chance to reply because... I haven't worked on under the influence much this month 😔 #I've been busy work work stuff so I got time to do that one thing for ktober and then I just died lol #but I promise to post previews when I can begin working on it again!! #I hope you will enjoy it when it is completed 🫡 #I'll get caught up on ktober stuffs (I have rough drafts for everything I just need to find time to sit down and edit) #and then I'll work on my fic as much as I can #I swear I'm gonna get it done before this year #I literally started the damn thing in january I can't go a full year with it in development I CANNOT #wtf where did the time go by the way... where am I...... #ask mags

[blog-for-merlin]

hey i’m compiling a list of particularly queer coded Merlin scenes/moments, do u have any favorites u can think of to add?

Wow that’s a great ideas can’t wait to see the whole list!!! A few off the top of my head (sorry if you’ve already got these)…

• “tell me merlin do you know how to walk on your knees? Would you like me to show you?”

• the “i could take you apart with one blow” “i could take you apart with less”

• the way arthur always recognises merlin’s eyes when he’s in disguise

• that one where merlin hides under arthur’s bed and arthur freaks

• merlin moaning Arthur’s name when he’s knocked out and Arthur’s off to find that flower

#wtf why has this been sitting in my drafts for over a year i'm so sorry