#top five things

[sitp-recs]

Top five: sexiest Dracos😌🫡😏

Right away dear sir/madam, I live to serve 🫡

To me sexy Draco = competent + confident Draco, I Iove seeing him tough, bossy and comfortable in his own skin. Some faves in no particular order (except for #1 on both sides, I am right and I should say it):

Drarry:

1. Far From the Tree by aideomai (and @bluebutter-art can - and did - prove it!)

2. Trouble, My Old Friend by Tepre

3. When You Kiss Me (What A Lovely Way To Burn) by Femme

4. I Bet That You Look Good on the Dancefloor by birdsofshore

5. Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley

Underrated bonus: draco malfoy's substitute murder service by @oknowkiss

Rare pairs:

1. Ultimate DILF Draco by birds: Euphoria & Unguarded (Dralbus)

2. To the Vagaries of the Young by secretsalex. Cw: dubcon (Dralbus)

3. Toeing the Line by @shiftylinguini (Tedrarry)

4. A Bigger Splash by @wolfpants (Dralbus)

5. A Fine Foray into Fashionable Fellatio by @wellhalesbells (Dron)

#asks #anon #top five things

[welcometololaland]

My first instinct was to ask something totally off the wall like top five favorite things I’ve ever said 😂 But this isn’t about me.

Top 5 places you’ve visited!

THIS IS SO HARD!!!! top 5 things you've ever said help I'm screaming 😂😂😂💀💀💀

okay places (I won't explain why because I'll never shut up and this post will be 1 million words):

1. Amsterdam, The Netherlands (aka. my second home).

2. Ilha Grande, Brazil (I haven't been to Brazil in 10 years, so this photo really doesn't depict how beautiful this place is).

3. Krakow (and Zakopane), Poland.

4. Istanbul (and the Turquiose coast, sorry I'm cheating so bad), Turkey (once again, apologies for shit camera work).

5. Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina.

#top five things #travel

[melrosing]

top 5 brienne moments!

1. NO chance. And! NO CHOICE!!!!

2. stabbing Shagwell the clown to death and screaming ‘LAUGH’ in his face. Brienne is metal as fuck and y’all are sleeping on it. Also burying dick crabb afterwards like ‘sorry I didn’t trust you I don’t know how to do that anymore’ why must you hurt me like this Brienne :/

3. All the Jaime yearning she does. besides it being good JB food, she’s just cute agh

4. Just Brienne all through their captivity w the Bloody Mummers, you can only imagine what’s going through her head but the way she just resolves that she’s going to look after Jaime and keep him alive and never falters in that, I would kill for her asos pov

5. Confrontation with LSH like I’m sorry who is calling Brienne’s chapters boring 😭😭

#ask #asoiaf #top five things

[ryder-the-writer]

top 5 places to hide a body 🤓💘

LIV HIYA LOVE <3

some of these are disposal techniques as well cause i probably wouldn’t keep the body around for long….

ask me top five anything

1. compost pile at a farm cause it’ll speed up the decomposition process and the body’ll be soil in a matter of weeks

2. chopped up and deboned (bones get burned and ashes get sprinkled on the rest) and put into a bucket of shark food at an aquarium that has endangered sharks

3. in the sand beneath a dock at a popular fishing marina cause the smell of dead fish will cover up the rotting body smell

4. wrecked car. in one of those places that crushes the car and turns it into a cube of metal.

5. buried under an endangered plant in a national park

#ask games!! #top five things

[practically-an-x-man]

Top Five!!! Plushies (yours or ones you've seen), Ice Cream flavors, and/or animated movies. 👀👀

ooh! thank you!

Top five plushies (in no particular order):

okay, this one's a little funky because most of the plushies I have are actually from zoos or aquariums (they always have very fun critters :D)

5. This river otter plushie (Brookfield Zoo)

4. This grey wolf plush (Denali National Park, souvenir from my grandparents' trip)

3. This black-tip reef shark plush (Gatlinburg aquarium)

2. This spotted eagle ray plush (also the Gatlinburg aquarium)

and this particular koala Beanie Baby (I don't think I got him from a zoo? i love his little paws though)

Ice Cream Flavors:

5. Chocolate fudge

4. Raspberry dark chocolate

3. Gold medal ribbon (Baskin-Robbins)

2. Cookies and Cream

Cheesecake (Sonic's cheesecake shakes are the best, they actually taste like cheesecake)

Animated Movies:

5. Ron's Gone Wrong

4. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

3. Mitchells vs. the Machines

2. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

How to Train Your Dragon

#asks #answered asks #my friends!!! #top five things

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i saw them in the cookbook pages and Immediately thought of this meme:

#barnaby: this is so nice. just me and my buddy whipping up a tasty treat #wally: *having six simultaneous crises* #anyway. huh? #this was a pain to scribble and i Dont Know Why #i had to redraw barnaby's face literally five times #but im trying to Expand my skillset by attempting more backgrounds #or background adjacent things... Props! #im very proud of the counter & flower vase off to the side! #and uh. Filters! those as well. i wanted to make this look somewhat like its aged... #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #man. these two. squeezes them #halloween update made me love them all the more #name a better pair of best friendsssss you canttttttt #they are Top Tier and i hope they get torn apart one way or another #you see i live for the drama the pain the agony the devastation #i see my favorites and i want them to Hurt. #anyway thinking about them baking together melts my stony heart #theyre bonding 🥺 #oh man why is that emoji So Fucking Detailed on my laptop. its scaring me. kill it kill it kill it

[fxirycxr3]

any one of them could have beat him to death in this moment and it would have been justified

#am i crazy for saying top five most fucked up things he’s done #LOOK AT CHASE AND CAMERON THEY ARE SO HAPPY #AND FOREMAN BUT LIKE #cameron specifically she was so excited for him 😭 #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #gregory house

[void-and-virtue]

Lying on the floor in a puddle of my tears and staring blankly at the ceiling as I once again think about all the fucked up, multi-dimensional ways that Kim Dokja, Yoo Joonghyuk and Han Sooyoung encompass the god vs creation and deity vs worshipper dynamics

#it goes all ways between them and stacks on top of each other #there’s like five different angles to it and a secret sixth thing and it makes me go insane #is a god the person who creates or the person who preserves created life by sheer faith alone #the absolute mind bend of a world created for one person alone yet that entire universe kept alive by their imagination and love for it #also the whole situation of love from reader to creator and creator to reader and character as a tool but character as a devoted companion #the way the creation loves and devotes itself to suffer for its god-not-god in turn #ORV is so convoluted it’s like five billion mindfucks stacked in a trench coat #and I love every silly little word of it #ugh #orv spoilers #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader’s viewpoint spoilers #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung

[laracrofted]

TOP GUN: MAVERICK (HANGMAN'S VERSION) (PART 1/2) (WATCH PART 2)

#my love my bestie my emotional support jackass #whoever said he has five minutes of screen time a couple weeks ago... where did you get that information lolol #because i couldn't post this full video #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin #jake seresin edit #top gun maverick #ames makes things

[ysaona]

This shoot is everything a girl has ever needed.

#— ˚୨୧⋆｡ eves journal #coriolanus snow #tom blyth #— tom blythhhhh ౨ৎ. #billy the kid #billy the kid smut #corio snow #coriolanus smut #coriolanus snowball #coryo snow #hes so bbg #movies #photoshoot #❅.⊹₊ snow lands on top ⊹₊❆ #the things I’d for five minutes alone with this man.

[sitp-recs]

Top five ways in which drarry get together in a fic

Yasss this is what we deserve!!!!! I have so much more than 5 but right now I thought of these, in no particular order:

1. Following kinky courting by @bixgirl1:

“Have you decided, then?” Harry asks, getting to the real question. “About me?”

“Potter, I decided I would sub for you before I knew what the bloody fuck it was,” Draco says with a loud exhale. Harry’s startled by the honesty, by the sheer longing in Draco’s tone, and yet somehow… not.

2. Casually bonding over trauma (and comfort sex 🌝) by @lazywonderlvnd:

"I just told you, it's something to do," said Malfoy. "Something mindless to do. Been sort of a weird night, hasn’t it? I don't think it can get much weirder."

3. Comparing dick sizes by astolat:

“No one asked you to look, did they? I don’t mind, Potter. You can give it a pull, too, if you want to know what a big one feels like.”

4. Just two bros chillin at the Leaky loo by @lqtraintracks:

"Nice shoes," he said. Then he looked at Draco's face. "Fancy a fuck?" Draco couldn't prevent the warm chuckle. "Muggle Prada does it for you, Potter?"

5. Kissing your crush to the same song your dad kissed his crush to by @writcraft

Perhaps they’ve both been caught unawares, by the unexpected, desperate force of attraction that has crackled and sparked between them from the moment Harry walked into that little café on another rainy day in London. “It’s the song from Black’s diary.” Draco brushes his fingers against Harry’s jumper, which is just as soft and warm as it looks. “An excellent choice.”

Bonus: through with Ron by @sweet-s0rr0w :

“I wanted you, Draco,” Harry whispers, and the words are slow, like unwrapping a gift. “I want you now, too.”

“And Ron?” Draco asks, still hesitating, as though Ron hadn’t orchestrated this entire thing. Ron pulls off then, a wicked expression on his face as he looks between the two of them.

#I could go on and on about this #asks #anon #top five things

[enthyrea]

omg ur art is so gorgEOUS <33

id love to see more icemav cuddles or mayb ice on the back of mav's kawasaki 💞🧸

never again is ice asking mav to drive him to work.

(tysm anon! i got carried away with this one sjfhhdhfjdhdf I’ll draw a more romantic version of this eventually i just thought this was funny)

#my art #icemav #big kisses to u anon<3 #I love maverick’s HIDEOUS boots. my favorite thing ever #ice is going thru the ten stages of grief #I went through the five stages of grief drawing that motorcycle #big fan of the head canon that ice hates motorcycles smdndbdbbdhd #I will draw them cuddling but I think that’ll be an older icemav drawing hehe #top gun #pete maverick mitchell #storm answers #top gun fanart #digital art #tom iceman kazansky #icemav fanart #top gun 1986 #top gun fan art #top gun iceman #top gun maverick #maverick mitchell #iceman kazansky #iceman top gun #enthyrea art

[melrosing]

Top 5 asoiaf official arts (can be actually good or just funny)

ok I ripped into official art earlier this week so this time I will be nice about the official artists and pick some I genuinely like.

first one (this is probs my utmost fave) by Sam Hogg from the… 2021 calendar I think?? The hair lengths should probably be switched between jam and bri but otherwise I think this is the only official art I’ve seen of the weirwood dream? and I’m so glad it was Sam Hogg’s work because everything she painted for that calendar was stunning, I’m picking this one with my obvs JB bias but I loved all of it

second is Magali Villeneuve’s Lannisters (which she has painted quite a few of, I like her Joffreys). this one I like because it hones really close to how I picture Jaime and Cersei and I think it is low-key also how they picture themselves 😭 also there is not enough art of Jaime in green, the Lannisters do like to match their eyes

third I like this picture of Bran and Bloodraven by marc simonetti. I love his illustrations for Dunk and Egg as well (esp of Rohanne) but this I like especially. it looks like the perfect messy blend of child’s adventure story and eldritch horror movie a la the green knight which is bran all over really lol

fourth, this illustration by Jonathan Burton from the Folio Society’s AFFC. I JUST. I feel like this chapter of Brienne’s is so underrated, it’s so creepy and quiet to start with in this abandoned ruin of a castle and you don’t know what’s coming but that it’s going to be horrid and this illustration just feels like burton read that chapter and he be feeling it. fave.

finally. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a high res version of this but the jam vibes are impeccable. teenager is traumatised but still wants to look cool for Ned Stark. who painted this [edit: it was Michael Kormack]

#ask #top five things #asoiaf

[ryder-the-writer]

top 5 internal organs

hellooooooooo darling this is chaotic i apologise in advance

ask me top five anything

1. heart (cause eating someone’s heart will forever be sexy)

2. lungs (i wanna crawl into someone’s lungs cause why not?)

3. tongue (to eat pussy obviously) (had to look it up but the tongue is technically an organ?)

4. bones (cause bone soup) (also sexy bone crowns) (and bone decorations. hot.) (also technically an organ? who knew?)

5. brain (not very sexy looking but like what if i got turned into a zombie? then that shit would look delicious)

#ask games!! #top five things

[thatsrightice]

Slider and Iceman fist bump after their flights.

Hollywood gives Wolfman a fist bump after their flights but Wolfman always responds with an open palm shouting “Turkey!” because they’re flying the turkey.

Maverick and Goose high five after their flights because they can never agree coordinate who’s the head and who’s the tail of the turkey.

#y’all weren’t ready for this #I will die for this #F-14 Tomcat #F-14 ✨Turkey✨ #iceman never gives maverick a fist bump or high five cause he REFUSES to let that happen #iceman prob kisses him instead let’s be real #Maverick gets Merlin with the Turkey after their first flight #just a little thing I wrote #top gun #top gun 1986 #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #tom kazansky #flyboys #ron slider kerner #nick goose bradshaw #rick hollywood neven #leonard wolfman wolfe #top gun iceman #top gun maverick

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN | 230903 • WOLFGANG @ 5-STAR DOME TOUR 2023 NAGOYA

#hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #stray kids #bystay #createskz #malegroupsnet #a9gifs #flashing tw #*gif #*ccarly #*hyunjin #*carly:hyunjin #top five worst things i've ever had the privilege of giffing. #for those of you that tried to gif this and gave up. no it wasn't worth it #when the gif where he was literally just Red was the easy one to color . #most deceiving performance ever too like even with the gif in ps i was like this looks ok. second i start trying to color it. disaster #y'all are gonna get this to 1k or something now right that's what happens when i make ugly gifs right #i can't even do a comparison for y'all to see what i did bc the og doesn't even look that bad. what happened dude . maybe i made i tworse #tihs gifset k*lled me i'm dead now (derogatory)