#tssk hc

[thewritetofreespeech]

How is Rimuru with an mute and deaf s/o?

The same as anyone else.

Whether they were born this way, or lost the ability to hear & speak in battle, it doesn’t change how Rimuru sees them.

They have to come of with their own ways to communicate outside of conventional ways.

A lot of notes passing to start. Then building up to just being able to tell what the other is thinking with looks.

Rimuru remembers some rudimentary sign language from when he was a human that he teaches them. But mostly they come up with their own signs.

He likes being with them because they are naturally very quiet and calming, compared to his other friends.

#;ask and ye shall receive (request answers) #rimuru tempest #rimuru x reader #rimuru tempest x reader #tssk headcanons #tssk hc #tensei shitara slime datta ken #that time i got reincarnated as a slime #tensei shintara slime datta ken headcanons

[moumouton4]

Orochimaru, itachi and kakashi reacting to dry humping/thigh riding?

Ex: gn!reader is just so desperate for them they wait for them to undress

Dry Humping / Thigh Riding Hcs || Naruto characters x gn!reader

Including : Orochimaru, Itachi Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake

A/n : Muhahahahhahah I loved this ! Thank you for the ask 💚💙

Warnings : dry humping, tigh riding, praising, 18+ READERS ONLY and wrap it before you tap it

Masterlist ⚜

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Orochimaru :

He was in his office studying a technique scroll as usual when you entered his room

He immediately noticed your presence and smirked to himself

"Hey Lov-" but he cut you off knowing fully well that you hadn't been able to do it for a few days because of his work and that you had come to make him do something other than his work, and believe me he didn't mind, but it's not funny if it's too easy right ?

"Hello, to what do I owe this pleasure ? Do you feel itchy down there ?"

His words sent you blushing in the next centuries but you passed by and approached him like a predator to its prey

You got to straddle him but he tssk you by moving his legs

"Oh dear. Don't think too much of yourself you only need one leg for that"

And he lifted you with his strong arms and set you on his thight

"Now work for what you came for"

His piercing eyes froze you on the spot and as if he was tired of waiting he grabbed your hips tightly and started to move you on his thigh, you grabbed his shoulders to steady yourself but he pulled away

"You'll have to work alone to get it"

And so you dug your feet into the ground and continued at the speed he had established

His hands were still on you but the movement was coming from you alone

It wasn't long before you started to groan from the friction of your movements

Hearing that sweet sound coming from you he bounced his leg and you began to moan louder, you felt your legs give out as your core began to pulse against his thigh

"Please mmmh I'm begging you- agh let me hold you"

"Just like that. What a clever pet. Keep begging for my help I may listen if you keep going"

So you begged again

And he bounced his legs into your sensitive core once more, you felt something snap inside of you and you came all over his thigh

He smirked smugly when he felt something wet go through his pants

"Come on, you've done well, you've earned a reward" he said getting up with you in his arms

You had done well and now you were going to be rewarded because even though he didn't have that reputation, Orochimaru was going to be gentle with you, and you were going to experience this side of him once again and to your great pleasure

Itachi Uchiha :

Things in bed with Itachi were always either one or the other

Either he was super sweet, caring and at times disheveled after your intimate moments together

Or on the contrary it was rough, feral, leaving you both breathless and sweaty

But it was very rare, the proof was the fact that both your bodies were equally covered with love bites, scratches and hickeys

Today was a day off for the Akatsuki members and you both decided to use this time to do things that you couldn't do during the mission days

You decided to go and observe the wild animals of the area you were in while he found a quiet place, in a cave, where he could do one of his favorite things, drawing ( I don't know if it's canon or not, if you do, feel free to enlighten me)

However, while you were watching the foxes in the woods, you felt a heat in your lower stomach and decided that rather than torture yourself and wait for the evening, you would go back to your man and settle it together

But when you arrived he was in the middle of his drawing, and at first you didn't want to disturb him but how could you when he was right there under your nose looking so beautiful with his soft smooth hair hanging over his paper when he was drawing or his scrunched up nose and furrowed brows when he was concentrating

"Itachi-"

"Come on come over here, no need to say more I'm feeling it too"

You smiled at his understanding but it didn't surprise you, you were true soul mates

He got up thinking that you were going to go to the makeshift bedroom you had made for this two days and well just fuck, but to his surprise once you were there naked sitting on your futon you straddled him

He would wouldn't have mind if you had impaled yourself on his cock but you didn't do anything about of the sort

You started a rather languid movement with your hips on his making him buck against you

"What are you trying to do you clever thing ?" he asked with a smile forming on his lips and a laughing tone

"I just want it to last longer" you said as you gave his shaft another powerful thrust

"Gnnh speak for yourself" he said trying to restrict the movement of your hips a little but he knew very well that it would be useless, because he wanted this as much as you

And upon hearing your moans and contrary to his previous resolution he began to buck in sync with your thrust making you both moan and gasp into each other ears, his aroused voice sending shivers straight to your core

He bit your shoulder as your pelvis touched his cock in a rather rough way and he grabbed your ass to pull you closer to him, squeezing your cheeks in his hands

You ended up cumming on top of each other, his seed leaking on your lower belly and when you looked up at him again you saw him blushing profusely

"I'm sorry, I didn't think that-" even after all this time he was still apologizing for coming on to you, when for you it was the best proof of how good you were making him feel good

"There's no point in apologizing before things have really started, you know" you reply sassily

"Oooh so that's how it is" he said as he laid you down on the futon and hovered above your naked body

"Well let's get started with this then"

Kakashi Hatake :

It started during his Hokage period, when he didn't have enough time for you and you craved his touch

You sat on top of him and started to rub against his cock which soon became hard underneath you

He couldn't resist you and you knew fully well that it would end with you being fucked hard on his desk because he too longed for you

You spread your technique to when he was reading and you wanted to get him into your bed

100 % approved method

However, this time it didn't happen like that

He was sitting at the table looking for a cake recipe for your upcoming birthday

The first thing you did after taking off your shoes and washing your hands was walk over to him

Without thinking you ruffled his silver hair and straddled his lap, his hands directly shoot to your waist

He already knew what was coming

"Y/n can you let me finish my research please" he closed the page to keep it a surprise for you and went to another page about jutsu types

At first you wanted to leave him and listen to him but when you felt the bulge in his pants you couldn't help but roll your hips towards his, earning a small grunt as you did so

"Ughh Y/n I told you I'm looking for something" but contrary to what he said his hands started to squeeze your hips a little more and initiated a back and forth motion on his hardening cock

"It doesn't look like that from here" you said smirking as you felt a heat rise in your belly

He only huffed and increased the speed of the movement making you grip tighter on his broad shoulder

"Kakashi please" you suddenly said when you felt your core tingle

"I know baby I'm going to take care of you"

And with that he got up, your legs wrapping around his slim waist as he walked you both to your room

As he took off his clothes and prepared to take off his own he whispered to you

"I hope you will still be able to walk on your birthday"

(( Bro it was in 5 days what was he planning to do O.O ))

You gulped and he smirked at you, now naked as the day he was born before leaning and kissing you deeply as he hands started to work on your body

Oh gosh you were in for a ride but that's what you were looking for right :3c

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A/n : I hope you guys liked it ! 🦀🍥 Again my requests are open 🏆🧩

Taglist : @foxxymunson, @cl0vr, @ilovemanypeople, @glossy1pearl, @jane57sstuff

#naruto #naruto imagine #naruto shippuden #naruto shippuden imagine #itachi uchiha #itachi uchiha x reader #itachi uchiha imagine #kakashi hatake #kakashi hatake x reader #kakashi hatake imagine #orochimaru #orochimaru x reader #orochimaru imagine #miri-writes #smut #naruto smut #naruto shippuden smut #orochimaru smut #kakashi hatake smut #itachi uchiha smut #itachi uchiha x reader smut #orochimaru x reader smut

[alivegoast]

Kevin HC:

Changing into literal rock dries him out, so he keeps water in his car... For everyone.

Sure, he claims it's bc any other drink would 100% be spilled in his car, but you can tell he cares. And Obviously you NEED your own water bottles, I don't want you drinking out of mine *tssk*

#Ben 10 #Kevin #kevin levin #headcanon

[oikaw-ugh]

[KUROO, BOKUTO, OIKAWA, AND KENMA AS YOUR SUKI IN YOUR SARI-SARI STORE (Filipino Haikyuu AU)]

An alternate universe where Haikyuu boys are in the Philippines setting

I don't see a lot of Filipino hcs/imagines so here we are.

Kaway-kaway sa mga pinoy BSJSSHSOSBSK

Warning(s): 'Suki' is a term used for a frequent customer while Sari-Sari store is a sole proprietor type of business common in the Philippines. (It's like a mini convenience store)

Kuroo Tetsurou

May-ari ng sari-sari store ang nanay mo kaya ngayong bakasyon, ikaw ang ginawang tindera.

Hindi ka naman makapalag. Pinapaswelduhan ka naman ng libreng snacks, eh hehe.

Pero ang hindi mo alam, araw-araw mo palang makakasalamuha ang mga tambay at lasenggo sa lugar niyo.

Isa na roon si Kuroo, dakilang tambay sa basketball court ng baranggay niyo.

Maingay, palabiro, minsan umiinom din. Tuwing bumibili, laging pawisan kaya ayaw mo.

Hate mo rin 'yan dahil madalas bumibili 'pag nasa gitna ka ng match sa ML grr

"Tao po!"

Ikaw na namatay at tinatrashtalk na ng mga kasama mo sa ML: "Anong sa 'yo?"

"Isang ice water lang hehe"

BSJDHSODBDKDJKDKD

"Tao po!" Sisigaw 'yan kahit kitang-kita na nakaupo sa ka sa may mesa.

"Anong sayo?" Ikaw sa masungit na tono.

Sisipol 'yan sabay ngiting aso: "Ay, andiyan ka pala, Miss Ganda. Pabili namang ice water, oh."

Bolero! Kala mo naman makaka-discount sa pambobola niya sa 'yo.

Favorite product: ice water, asin na taglimang piso, at mik-mik.

Minsan isasama pa niyan ang barkada niya may topak din gaya niya. Tatambay sa harap ng tindahan niyo parehas pawisan pa dahil sa laro.

"Tol, kung ang olive oil gawa sa olive, vegetable oil gawa sa vegetable, kung gagawin ba akong oil, hot oil tawag sa 'kin?" Si Kuroo na may seryosong tingin.

Barkada niyang uto-uto: "Hala baka, tol. Baka!"

Pero kahit ganiyan 'yan, sweet din naman minsan.

Lalo na kung gabi na. Makikita niyan na sinasara mo na tindahan niyo, saka aandar topak niyan.

"Magsasara ka na, ganda? Ang aga pa, ah? Usap muna tayo?"

"Umalis ka na, Kuroo. Magsasara na kami." -ikaw na maarte pero pasulyap-sulyap sa kagwapuhan niya.

"Joke lang, Miss Ganda. Hintayin kong sarado na talaga. Mahirap na baka biglang may sumulpot na magnanakaw, nakawan ka pa."

Siyempre magi-guilty ka habang binibilang mo ang pera, nakatitig siya sa'yo sa labas. Minsan, nakikipag-usap. Madalas nakatitig lang kasi ayaw kang istorbohin.

'Pag ilalagay mo na ang mga harang, tatayo na 'yan mula sa pagkakaupo sabay sabing "Night, Miss Ganda. See you bukas. Pa-reserve ako ice tubig." Tapos kakaway sa 'yo bago uuwi papunta sa kanila.

Madalas din tumambay sa inyo lalo na 'pag may umiinom na mga lasenggo. Madalas may away lalo na kung sobrang lasing na kaya nagbabantay.

"Uy, Manong Ukai, inuman lang kung inuman! 'Wag mo sapakin si Manong Takeda."

"Pambihira naman kayo uminom, oh. Umuwi na nga kayo! Ang hihina, mga tukmol."

"'Pag ako magalit, ako uubos ng Tanduay niyo."

"Bilisan niyo na nga uminom! Hindi niyo ba ipapasara si Y/N ng tindahan, ha?"

Bokuto Koutaro

Bilang mabait na anak, nagrepresenta ka na magbantay sa tindahan niyo ngayong bakasyon.

Kaso, di mo naman in-expect marami palang umuutang dito sa lugar niyo.

HATE NA HATE MO YUNG MGA UMUUTANG PERO DI NAMAN MARUNONG MAGBAYAD (Kahit na ganiyan ka rin naman minsan)

Kaya matik na na hate na hate mo si Bokuto.

Tropa pips 'yan ni Kuroo na madalas niyang isama sa tindahan niyo.

Favorite product: ice water, cornbip, at noodles

Naalala mo 'yung hot oil na punch line ni Kuroo? Si Bokuto yung nagsabing baka hot oil nga si Kuroo

Palabiro pero yung sense of humor pang jejemon. Yung tipong mahilig mag-tiktok ng mga jejemon remix na mga kanta? Si Bokuto 'yan.

Remember palautang siya, 'diba? Araw-araw 'yan.

"Y/N, pwede bang umutang? Isang cornbip. Pero pwede mamaya ko na ihabol ang bayad, ha? Naiwan kasi sa bahay ang pera ko."

'Yung pinakakinakainisan mo yung magbabayad nga siya, pero KULANG NAMAN.

"Y/N, isang noodles nga."

"Hala, Y/N, kulang pera ko. Piso lang dala ko. Habol ko nalang ang nine pesos mamaya ayos lang?"

NAGBAYAD KA PA NAKAKAHIYA NAMAN SA 'YO.

Minsan sasabihin niyan na ilagay nalang sa pangalan ni Kuroo.

"Sabi ni Kuroo hindi ko raw ilagay sa pangalan niya ang mga utang mo." -Ikaw

"Ay hehe. Ganun ba? Kay Akaashi nalang, please."

Nakakainis si Bokuto pero minsan, gusto mo rin siya.

'Di ba marami siyang utang? Bultuhan siya kung bumayad.

Tatambay yan si Bokuto kasama si Kuroo galing sa basketball court, pawisan.

"Ay, Y/N, bayad ko. 350 yan, ah. Baka isipin mo 'di na talaga ako babayad." Sabi ni Bokuto sabay bigay sayo ng nakatiklop na tigbebente.

"Babayad ako siyempre. Peyborit tindahan ko kaya 'to. Peyborit tindera rin." Sabay kindat

Oikawa Tooru

Magbabakasyon ka sa bahay ng tita mo buong bakasyon kaya ikaw ang ginawang tindera.

Walang sense pero hayaan mo nalang.

Marami ring tambay dito at mga athlete kuno kaya amoy araw din.

Ang customer na kilalang-kilala mo ay si Oikawa.

Paano ba naman, kung bibili, NAKABUNTOT ANG MGA GIRLS AT BAKLA SA KANIYA

"Oikawaaaa picture nga tayo, flex kita." -Tiktoker na sa gilid ng kalsada lage nagsho-shoot

"Oikawaaa, laro kayo mamaya sa court? Ayusin mo, huh? Libre kitang fishballz." -sabi nung pamintang grade seven palang

"Oikawaaaa, libre naman diyan hihi" -pabebeng talande na gustong mapansin ni Oikawa.

Aakalain mong may fan meeting sa harap ng tindahan niyo 'pag siya bumibili!

May mga araw din namang walang fans, PERO MAY BAND MEMBERS. (Iwaizumi, Issei, at Hanamaki)

Magugulat ka nalang tatambay 'yan sa harap ng tindahan kasama ang iba pa niyang tropa, may dalang gitara at barbeque stick (for drums)

Minsan nalilito ka kung pumupunta ba to sa tindahan niyo para bumili or magpa-fanmeeting at mag live performance?

Favorite nilang tugtugin: Hinahanap-hanap Kita, Ang Huling El Bimbo, at Buwan.

Pero siyempre, bumibili rin naman 'yan.

"Hi, Y/N. Isang Cobra nga. Blue, wag 'yung purple. May naaalala ako, eh. (Shiratorizawa)

Walang blue at purple na Cobra-

First meeting niyo, FC na kaagad siya.

"Hello, Te, isa ngang--hala! Hindi ikaw si Ate, ah? Sino ka?" "Y/N"

"Kaano-ano mo si Ate, Y/N?" "Tita ko"

"Ahhhh kaya pala. Kasingganda mo, eh."

Bolero si Kuroo? Bolero rin si Oikawa pero taymstu.

Mahangin din 'to SOBRA.

"Hi, Y/N. Init ngayon, no? Pero mas hot ako, 'di ba?"

Tatango ka nalang kasi kung hindi ka iimik, uulit-ulitin niya 'yan hanggang sa sumang-ayon ka.

PERO kahit ganiyan 'yan, aminado kang nakakabilib siya mag-volleyball.

Kita kasi ang court sa may tindahan kaya nakikita mo siya maglaro.

Pinakahate niyang kaaway 'yung kabilang baranggay. Sa baranggay Shiratorizawa.

"Tssk. Naaangasan talaga ako sa mga taga-Shiratorizawa. Sarap upakan amp."

Pero kahit ganiyan 'yan, may mga pagkakataon namang mabait at gentleman siya sa 'yo.

Yung ibang tambay na dabarkads niya na dumadamoves sa 'yo, pinipigilan niya.

"Tumigil ka nga. Ayaw ni Y/N ng mga ganiyan."

"Mabait si Y/N kaya dapat mabait din jowa niya."

"Magpakatino ka muna bago ka pumorma kay Y/N ulol."

Good payer naman si Oikawa. Walang utang kasi kung kulang pera niya, sagot ng mga kasama niya!

Kenma Kozume

Hindi mo maintindihan bakit pinagbantay ka ng tindahan ng nanay mo ngayong bakasyon kahit na slow ka magsukli.

Minsan nauuto ka pero may mga mababait din namang mga customer.

Pero nasa tabi mo ang calcu, in case lang naman hehe.

Ayaw mo sa maiingay kaya ayaw mo sa mga customer na tambay at lasenggo.

Ayaw mo rin sa mga bata kasi masyadong maingay at makulit. Ang trip mong customer ay 'yung mga tahimik.

GAYA NI Kenma.

Hindi kayo friends pero kilala mo siya sa mukha.

Mukhang laging puyat. May headphones na nakasaksak sa tenga, nakasuot kahit mainit tapos may dalang PSP.

SUKI MO SA LOAD. Gamer ata kasi 50-200 kung magpa-load sa 'yo.

Favorite product: Load, Head and Shoulders, ice (madalas nauutusan)

AT TINUTULUNGAN KANG MAGSUKLI KASI ALAM NIYANG MATATAGALAN KA. (Customer goals ugh ✨👌)

"Dalawang head and shoulders po. Six ang sukli."

Minsan, siya pa gumagawa ng transaction para sa 'yo. (Customer goals talaga ✨👌)

"Bigyan mo nalang ako ng seven para twenty ang ibabayad ko sa 'yo."

Ako Ikaw na bulok sa math: ???

Walang imik kaya gustong-gusto mo 'pag siya bumibili.

Minsan sa sobrang tahimik niya, ikaw na nagi-initiate na magsalita kasi natatahimikan ka sa kaniya.

Siya 'yung type ng customer na magiging crush mo? Sobrang mysterious, eh.

Kahit tahimik siya, mabait din naman. Tinutulungan ka 'pag tungkol sa techy stuff. Dumadaldal din siya 'pag tungkol sa ganito ang usapan.

One time, tinulungan ka niyang mag-download ng mga kanta sa internet ('wag gayahin, guys)

Tinuruan ka pano i-print ng landscape ang files mo.

At tinuruan kang mag-install ng games sa laptop mo.

One time, siya nag reboot ng cp mo kasi may virus daw di umano.

Inayos niya rin ang storage space mo one time, ang email mo, ang ML mo, LAHAT NA kulang nalang pati buhay mo

Best part? NO CHARGE!

"Y/N, isang ice nga. Kamusta pala yung Sims 4? Na-install mo sa laptop mo?"

"Maraming cheats sa Sims. Gusto mo manghingi? Ibibigay ko bukas."

#haikyuu imagines #haikyuu incorrect #haikyuu philippines #haikyuu tagalog #haikyuu headcanons #kuroo tetsurou #bokuto koutaro #oikawa tooru #kenma kozume #nekoma #aoba johsai #furukodani

[emilyjunk]

hi im sad do you have an hcs about bemily meeting at an ice cream shop?

during beca’s senior year of high school her dad makes her get a job and the only place hiring is fucking baskin robbins so... beca starts working at baskin robbins

she hates it obviously... people suck and they’re always dropping their ice cream and she has to clean it up ://///

also sometimes people come in and get like twelve samples and then end up picking vanilla and becas like wtf why??? vanilla is the most boring flavor on the whole dumb menu????

anyway the WORST is when they get HUUUUGE groups coming in like after sporting events and things... it’s so busy and chaotic

the second worst thing is when she sees people from school because that’s embarrassing. beca always pretends she doesn’t know them.

the ultra worst thing is when people from school are in a huge group

and thats what happens every fucking saturday afternoon

this huge group of girls from school comes in after their soccer game. every saturday without fail. they’re obnoxious and always make a mess and never can decide what they want

and beca like, totally doesnt even like any of them because jocks are so lame? theyre dumb and usually dicks. the soccer girls aren’t the worst but they also arent that great

so one day beca is stressing because the soccer girls are gossipping in line and becas just fucking standing there waiting for them to pick an ice cream flavor and her shift isnt over for another hour so everything just sucks... and then... then it doesnt suck so much. bc then one of the girls is like “hey guys... let’s order and take this outside so we dont hold up the line!” and she gives beca a knowing smile... so pretty and soft and empathetic

beca recognizes her, but isn’t one hundred percent sure of her name. she’s in the grade under beca, about to be a junior, and they’ve never had a class together. but beca recognizes her face from the halls.

beca decides this girl doesnt completely suck. at least as much as the others. 

after that, beca starts seeing her around all the time. she sees her in the halls at school, talking with friends at her locker. she sees her saturdays after soccer games at baskin robbins. she even sees her once at the movies when her stupid neighbor jesse drags her along to the newest superhero flick

it gets to the point where beca randomly thinks about this girl she doesnt know on and off throughout the day, and it makes her roll her eyes at herself but whatever. the girl is nice and she’s pretty and beca’s never had a gf, but she knows she really likes girls, and so just... whatever. she can think about people in her head alright? it doesnt mean anything!

“look,” cynthia rose says when the soccer girls come every saturday. “it’s beca’s crushtomer.”

“my what?” beca asks the first time this happens.

“crushtomer,” tssks her manager aubrey. “it’s when you have a crush on one of your regulars. and it’s obviously unprofessional beca.”

“she’s not my... crushtomer.”

“please. we can see your custoner from space.” beca stares and aubrey rolls her eyes. “customer boner. obviously.”

“you guys are weird.” beca scoffs.

but then the girl’s ordering and becas smiling... yeah... smiling wtf... as she scoops vanilla ice cream onto a waffle cone and god fucking dammit... she totally has a crushtomer.

alright so whatever beca has it bad for this customer but it’s whatever. she doesn’t even know the girl’s nam-

“emily!”

the girl whips her head around as her teammate comes jogging up to her and fine!!! beca knows her name.

it wouldn’t be that crazy or anything, until one time at school in the hall they make eye contact and emily is like “hey beca” and beca totally freezes.

“uh. hi emily. you, like, know my name?”

emily tilts her head to the side, her cheeks a pretty pink. “oh. yeah... i mean ive seen your nametag at baskin robbins.”

“oh.”

“i just thought i’d say hi.”

beca never thought they’d speak outside of the obligatory ice cream order and cash exchange so she’s not really sure what to do next in this situation. “uh. hi. but uh..... gotta get to class so um. bye?”

emily laughs, so cute and nice. “okay. see you around.”

and then beca is walking away and hearing giggles behind her as chloe beale whispers something in emilys ear and emily swats at her playfully. becas pretty sure she’s being laughed at, but she books it out of there too quick to care.

the next saturday, beca hates to admit it, but she’s kind of looking forward to seeing the soccer girls. it’s NOT because of her crushtomer though, okay? it’s because her shift is boring as fuck because it’s raining outside and nobody is coming in. so at least she’ll have something to do when they come

so beca waits in anticipation as her shift passes, the clock ticking down to her clock-out time... and they never come. beca finds herself almost disappointed to get off work... then she shakes out of it. fuck work. wtf?

the next saturday, beca initiates her very first small talk with emily. “so, you guys didnt come in last week. it was weird not seeing you.”

“oh,” emily pouts. “our game got rained out.” then she tilts her head, looking at beca curiously. “aw, did you miss us?” she teases.

beca snorts. “no.”

“Just me then right?”

and beca knows she’s teasing, but she feels the heat of it in her soul... and she blushes. “very funny.”

emily laughs, so bright and bubbly, the kind of laugh beca would normally hate. but she doesn’t. god she doesn’t.

emilys teammates have already all paid and taken their cones outside and it’s just beca and emily there at the register. plus CR down the counter mopping the floor but whatever, she has headphones in as she cleans so it may as well just be beca and emily okay?

“anyway.” beca says, clearing her throat. “that’s uh. $3.49.”

emily freezes, her eyes widening. she looks down at herself, pats her thighs where her pockets would be if soccer uniforms had pockets. 

“shoot,” she whispers, looking around helplessly. “one sec i forgot my wallet in my car i gotta go grab it.”

“oh,” beca says. “no, it’s cool, it’s uh... on me.”

“what? no, it’s okay. i can go get it.”

“no,” beca says, already putting her employee numbers into the register. “we get free ice cream every shift and i uh... don’t need it. so you can just use my free one. it’s cool.”

emily beams at her. “wow that’s so nice. oh my god.”

“it’s nothing, no problem.”

“no, i have to make it up to you now.”

“that’s really not necessary.”

“beca.”

“emily.”

“let me.”

beca hesitates but emily is giving her this look like a fucking puppy, all cute and persuasive. “...alright... how?”

“are you working tomorrow?”

“um no?”

“let me buy you lunch.”

beca blinks. “this was literally 3 dollars. you wanna go to like mcdonalds or something?”

emily laughs. “no i think i can afford more than the dollar menu. consider it interest.”

“what the hell? what is this? wolf of wall street?”

“oh my god beca.” emily grins. “im trying to hang out with you.”

beca stares. “hang out... with me?”

“yeah? like friends?”

“oh.”

“so...?” emily leans forward, her long ponytail swishing over her shoulder. “lunch tomorrow?”

“uh... yeah okay.”

emily gives beca her phone and beca inputs her number in some kind of daze. 

it’s not a date, beca reminds herself all during the lunch. even if emily pays and holds doors for her and is super touchy feely. it’s a friend thing. it’s just hard because they really get along. beca wasnt sure they would, because emily is smiley and nice and into sports. beca is surly and rude and fakes sick to escape gym every other week. 

but they do get along. they get along great... emily is into music and beca shows emily the mashups she makes in her free time and they bond over bands they like and beca learns emily plays like 5 different instruments.

emily is also funny, in a weird way, and her smile makes beca’s heart do weird things that hearts probably shouldn’t do.

after, emily gives her a hug and beca totally isnt a hug person but it’s the best hug she’s ever had and emily smells good, like scented girly lotion.

after that, they’re kind of friends for real. they hang out sometimes, and beca teases emily about her ice cream order (vanilla... the most boring flavor on the menu), and she even drags jesse to one of the girls’ soccer games and they text here and there, sending song recs back and forth. once emily sends beca a recording of her playing the guitar and beca swears she falls in love a little with emily’s singing voice. 

so yeah, they’re friends. then one day ... everything changes

becas just getting off her shift at baskin robbins and the soccer girls are hanging out at the tables outside, chatting and enjoying their ice cream. beca waves at emily as she walks to her car.

“beca, wait!”

emily jogs up and beca has to pretend she doesn’t think emily’s athleticism isnt the hottest thing she’s ever seen. they’re friends, she reminds herself. friends, beca. friends.

“sup?”

she throws her work bag in the back and shuts the door, turning to look at emily.

emily has a strange expression on her face. almost nervous. which is weird because emily is outgoing and friendly and talking to people doesnt really make her nervous.

“um, so.” emily glances behind her and beca peeks over her shoulder to see all the other soccer girls staring at them. emily frowns, pulling beca to the other side of her car by the arm so they’re out of view. “can i ask you something?”

“uh... sure dude?”

“what’s a crushtomer?”

beca literally almost dies on the spot. “what?”

“a crushtomer.” emily blushes, her fingers tugging at her ponytail nervously.

“oh. um. it’s like......... it’s stupid really, just some made up term thats like when a worker has a crush on one of their regulars, you know? it’s totally lame.”

“huh.” emily nods, her lips twisting. “so like, if i accidentally heard cynthia rose say im your crushtomer, then..............?”

beca really wishes she could crawl in a hole and die. “oh. you... you heard that.”

“yeah.”

“it’s just like... i mean.. we’re friends and stuff,” beca stammers. “you know, they know we’re like... fond of each other or something.”

“i see.” emily tilts her head to the side, looking beca up and down. “so it’s just a friend thing.”

“um i mean, well--”

“because like, say i didn’t want it to be a friend thing. say i wanted it to be a crush thing, like what would that mean?”

beca nearly stops breathing. “what?”

“like say maybe i think you’re cute and i like being your friend, but maybe i also have... once or twice thought about being more than friends and i dont know if you even like girls or anything and if you dont im really sorry like sooooooo sorry for making it awkward but it’s just i overheard that and i thought well just... what if it wasnt a friend thing but a real crush thing and just...” emily blushes cutely, glancing away quickly before looking back at beca. “the term is CRUSHtomer i mean it implies a romantic crush, i don’t know how to make this clearer so please just shut me up now”

“okay just... wait,” beca says, her heart going a mile a second in her chest. “You want to be my crushtomer. in a liking girls romantic way type of thing?”

“i mean...” emily shrugs. “only if you mean it that way. otherwise forgetting about this would be amazing and we could still be friends because i... i really like being your friend.”

“yes,” beca interrupts as emily opens her mouth to keep going. “no god yes. it’s stupid. crushtomer is stupid okay but yeah fine you’re my crushtomer. like... in a crush way. it’s a stupid term.”

emily stares at her for the briefest of seconds. then her face breaks open in the widest smile beca’s ever seen. “i think it’s cute.”

“it’s dumb” beca snorts.

“you wanna like, go out then?”

beca’s whole body is warm. “yeah. that’d be... cool.”

“hm.” emily is so smiley it kills. she scrunches her nose at beca. “i mean i kinda feel like we already were going out. i mean, you showed me your mixes,” she teases. “so romantic.”

“kay,” beca rolls her eyes, but she can’t stop smiling. “whatever. cant believe im gonna go out with a jock.”

emily laughs, her hand coming out to grip the top of beca’s car and effectively sandwiching beca in. “you ever kiss a jock before?”

“no,” beca murmurs, trying to keep her voice from squeaking, but emily is like, really close and holy shit she’s so pretty oh man... 

“you want to?”

beca’s breath gets caught in her throat. “yeah.”

all beca can think when they kiss is that emily tastes like ice cream and for the first time in her life, beca maybe just maybe thinks vanilla might be the most exciting flavor on the menu

#bemily #headcanons #bulletfic #ice cream au #idk #btw i learned this crushtomer term at work and gf said i should do a coffee shop au with it #but then this came up and i decided yes.. ice cream au it is #so here ya go ellen #i hope u feel better soon #jesseswanson