#ultimate robot blorbo

[ultimaterobotblorbo]

Ultimate Robot Blorbo: Semi-finals

#glados #portal #undertale #mettaton #wall e #wall e pixar #pixar #ultimate robot blorbo #round 4 #disney

[seafoodsoda]

I am simultaneously confused and pleasantly surprised tumblr has banded behind Yes Man over Nick Valentine, let’s keep the win streak going for our boy ✨🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊✨

#ultimate robot blorbo #fallout nv #fallout #yes man #yes man fallout new vegas #yes man fnv #I cannot believe he beat out nick valentine #we gotta get him to the semi finals #because it would be funny #and my boy deserves the rep #I used to think there were only 4 yes man enjoyers in existence but after tonight I stand corrected #let us stand behind our customer service voice robot #YESMANSWEEP

[rizzbizzy]

Live footage of me finding out EVERY SINGLE ROBOT IVE VOTED FOR is LOSING 

#ultimate robot blorbo

[coolboyivan]

#ultimate robot blorbo #CLOSET HAS NO SHOT #Voting is stressful

[tournamentdirectory]

Beep boop! I’m not a robot, but @ultimaterobotblorbo is finding the best of them!

#ultimate robot blorbo #tournament entry #let me know if you have a preferred description!

[chell-lesbian]

guys fallout 4 has one redeeming characteristic just please-

#ultimate robot blorbo #please. give this to nick. he needs the self-esteem #he's objectively the best part of the game #i don't need to defend glados im confident she'll do great #i will fight tooth nail and blade for this synth detective #im very tired lmao

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

#ultimate obscure blorbo #polls #round 1 #Stassney (Red vs Blue) #Stephen Byerley (I Robot)

[ultimate-blorbo-bracket]

Round 2 Wave 2

#Ultimate Blorbo Bracket 3 #polls #poll tournament #castlevania #netflix castlevania #sypha belnades #super giant robot brothers #sgrb shiny

[featherglum]

Klapaucius and Trurl ponysonas. If you even care.

#featherglum art #the cyberiad #blorbo from my books #cyberiada #robot character #stanisław lem #mlp au #ponyfication #ponified #i am cringe but i am free #i originally considered making them both alicorns #due to the big brain 4d chess moves they're always pulling #and their overall omnipotence #but I ultimately decided against it #because them being different types goes better with their different personalities #like Trurl being a unicorn means he can do things faster with magic #which fits with him being the more impulsive one #and Klapaucius as an earth pony has to #do everything by hoof and take his time #so it fits with him being calm and more patient #d.does that mean anything to anyone #and yes they have matching cutiemarks ^_^

[yonker-tonker]

always Always thinking about the ideal nightbird arch

#running on a fugue and should write while inspired like a sim :) #nb learning basic decency and a sort of morality after being placed in a position where she had no say in her morals #and learns what anomity #autonomy* #is what it actually means to her #leaving the decepticons to become a person! she becomes a mercenary! where she chooses what she wants to do! #becoming the ultimate freelancer (still killing people but now its not an emotional crutch but just work) #a robot becoming human story except everyone /is/ a robot and she doesn't need to fall in love to be considered whole #thats why when the nb clones happen (a la legends comic but I take the concept way too seriously) #she doesnt bloody murder kill them (maybe a couple actually. girl likes to fight) like she would in the past #BEFORE she figured out why she would be so upset at this happening to her #*she would have felt used and worthless (esp megsy heaping praise on her then STOPPING and abandoning her but I force myself to stay on top) #ic) #she now has the self awareness and a solid sense of self that she doesnt obliterate them for existing #She doesnt Care for them nor does she want to help them much but she gives them the decency to let them be people and to find a life #and ^ this ^ is only a single arm in this giant spiral galaxy on 'nb is blorbo extreme and my space ship is violently spinning aroun the #blackhole thats keepin this bitch together #anything that follows creation > failure > Cons > cons suck > leave > merc IS good actually as long as she an actualy character #because for the love of god if shes just a half baked megs obsessive simp #god forsaken 'he saved me uwu thats why he left me to die' bullshit! #i need to cut off me legs for this post this taglisting is going to have a long post tag

[gingerbreadmonsters]

seeing all the love on your blog and I'm here to give you some more uwu you are amazing, you're an incredible writer and you're so sweet, although I don't get some of the fandom stuff fully it's always so fun to see you ramble about the things you love, you're so cute and sweet and I'm giving you the biggest kisses 😘

- 🌻

*simultaneously kisses and tango dips you*

now if you'll all excuse me i will be thinking about this forever

#squishing my face in my hands rn #YOU'RE TOO NICE TO MEEEEEEE #*robotic shrieking* #ginger and sunflower ultimate duo #i have achieved my most glorious form: blorbo from your tumblr #happily rattling around in my little enclosure and finger painting on the walls while you watch in amusement #🌻 i would die for you #🌻 anon #ginger speaks to anons

[ultimaterobotblorbo]

Ultimate Robot Blorbo: Semi-Finals

#yes man #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill #ultrakill #fallout new vegas #fallout #bmo adventure time #bmo #adventure time #ultimate robot blorbo #round 4

[generic-anime-boy-bracket]

Round 3, Group B: Matchup 1

Shinji Ikari vs Makoto Naegi

Reasons for being generic + Propaganda below

Shinji Ikari

Reasons:

- Messy black hair - Whiny - Has a tsundere friend - "Friend" - Wears the most boring fucking clothing

Normcore king. He is just A Guy. He’s the first character I thought of when I saw your intro post. 

Most normal kid with depression and abandonment issues ever (and I say this very lovingly). His hair is brown and short with generic bangs, his eyes are brown. Literally just some guy (before the horrors (tm)) His default outfit is black shirt, white dressing shirt, black pants, white shoes (which is also his school uniform)

He just wants to go to high school, have weird feelings about girls, and brood about his relationship with his father. He does not want to get in the fucking robot

He’s a teenager with short black hair and a button up top and uniform pants. Given the iconic status of NGE, I wouldn’t be surprised if Shinji’s design served as a basis for every generic modern mecha/isekai series to come after.

Propaganda:

Your honor, he's so dislikable

He deserves a win after going through the horrors(tm). I know a lot of people don't like Shinji BECAUSE he's "too generic/depressed to be a main character" but if anything that should make him win. He's my blorbo ok? He was literally just some guy who one day got the fate of the world in his hands out of nowhere and when he reasonably is like "yo I'm like super depressed, this is only making me more mentally ill than I already was" everyone goes "ok, pussy much? Call the wambulance" and I think he deserved better. Also he's gay (or at the very least bisexual), so like diversity win. Let him win. Also if he wins we can all say "Congratulations, Shinji" like in the anime

One of the classic 90s anime everymen

Roasts of his design aside, Shinji is a genuinely great and fascinating protagonist. His struggles with depression, identity, self worth and hedgehogs dilemma are compelling to watch and, for a then socially anxious teenage me, were at times crushingly relatable. He’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but he still has a place in my heart.

Makoto Naegi

Reasons:

BOOOORING GENERGIC FLUFFY BROWN HAIR. BOOOO. BORING!

Lol he is literally normal in a group of weirdos . His only defining traits are an ahoge and green jacket. If you put him in a room of generic anime boys he would Not stand out. He would be lost :(

sorry for submitting a danganronpa character but his whole thing is that he's average. he says at the beginning of the game that even among the average, he's completely average. he's the one character in the game who doesn't have a real talent, having only have gotten into hope's peak academy because of luck, being the ultimate lucky student

Look at him. His talent is luck. Literally. Only normal person at the academy because he's literally just some guy and everyone else is "the best of the best" at something. Spends a lot of the first chapter (and a little of the next ones) being like "I'm literally just some guy"

He is a highschool student who describes himself as average in everything, liking whatever's popular, has messy brown hair and a hoodie, and is the protagonist despite only getting into the situation in-game out of luck. He gets two female love interests, he is the ultimate generic anime-style protagonist. He does become less average in the finale of danganronpa v1 and danganronpa v2, but until then he is the most generic boy one can be, and that generic boy swag is what somehow gets him women.

That's the #1 thing people know about him. His whole thing is that he's just A Guy. He's what you think of when you think of generic anime protagonist. He's got the power of friendship. He's handheld by the smarter/more powerful characters to a point where it's unnecessary but still ends up the leader because he has Hope and Believes in his Friends. He's just a decent guy! Also, my favorite character.

I mean. C'mon. His entire introduction is surrounding the fact that he's so average and boring that even among average people he'd be considered too average, his character development is the usual "With the power of friendship we can overcome anything!!!!", and his personality is that "nice mc with no backbone" type. He even has that generic anime dub voice

Propaganda:

he's pretty funky

he's so silly tbh that's all also i actually like him more than hajime

He's bisexual and a short king (who is unfazed by the fact that he is short; unlike many characterswho are short he never mentions it once and I'm 98% sure that if someone else brought it up he'd just be like "ok...?"), also a very decent guy

He acts pretty adorable, and I find it hilarious how other characters outshine him in protagonist potential, which makes him an even more fun protagonist in my opinion.

His whole thing is that he's just A Kid in a peer group of what's basically super-kids. He's the epitome of what you think of when you think of generic male anime protagonist: - He's got the power of friendship. - He's handheld by the smarter/more powerful characters to a point where it's unnecessary. - Acts as the polite straight man to the insane personalities around him in an "well... whatever you say then 😅" kinda way. - Obviously in way over his head but still ends up the leader because he has Hope and Believes. - Also because he is the main/POV character and so inexplicably gets to figure out and survive things. - He has a little sister and parents who look just as generic as him.

he is also portrayed to be clumsy and flustered easily. Which feels like a very Generic Anime Teenager trait to have.

#generic anime boy bracket #shinji ikari #ikari shinji #neon genesis evangelion #nge shinji #nge #makoto naegi #naegi makoto #danganronpa

[obscuredilfoff]

Propaganda below the cut!

Hokma (also known as Benjamin)

hokma isnt the step dad, he is the dad who stepped up. he and another guy (ayin) (whom hokma is incredibly gay for) built a robot girl together (whom ayin designed in the image of his dead girlfriend) (rip benji's romantic prospects). except because ayin is a pussy (i love him. like hokma.), ayin never looks at angela again. now benji is left trying to give this robot child ANY good memories whatsoever before all of them enter the Capitalist Hell Vortex to mass produce enlightenment. When Angela (the robot girl) escapes the timeloop and proclaims herself new CEO and also this company is a library now, he's initially upset that everything he and ayin built has gone to the dogs, but ultimately supports angela in her journey to find herself and who she wants to be. Even after she killed him in the timeloop. And turned him into a robot. He still loves Ayin, and is one of the only characters who sees that guyfailure in a positive light, yet he also loves angela. He never SAYS he loves angela, but it shows. It shows. In Library of Ruina, Hokma represents faith. He interrogates Angela'a faith in her goal just as he questions the faith she lacks in herself. And, in so so many words, without ever saying it aloud, he says that the people around her stay, because they believe in Angela, too. Agrjrgrhgh. wails. Hokma sees trying to understand others as love. Trying to make others's lives better is love. And that's what Angela is doing. She says she hates him, that she misses the person he used to be - the kind and conforting Benjamin. And yet, she keeps coming back to hear more of Hokma's harsh words. Not only is Hokma's perspective a way for her to get closure with Ayin, it is also an example of the love she still holds for Hokma, no matter how much she says otherwise. Do you get it

Vergilius

ok he's scary but he is so dad-coded. kind of sharp-tongued and emotionally distant but he has a soft spot for the bus driver. basically his daughter atp. in chapter one of "leviathan" he goes to visit an orphanage on christmas in a santa hat. he keeps a photo of the orphanage kids in his pocket even after the orphanage was destroyed..

he counts as a dilf because he volunteered at an orphanage <3 looks miserable but kids love him he looks like shit and i’m madly in love with him he looks like he stood in the rain for 4 hours straight he’s my wife my girlfriend my babygirl skrunkly mipy blorbo (he’s killed hundreds of people)

#HOKMA #lobotomy corporation #vergilius #limbus company #polls #round 1

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

The top two characters will be eligible for entry into the bracket!

Propaganda under the cut.

Vriska Serket:

People love her! People hate her! People want to fuck her! People want her dead! It’s Vriska fucking Serket bby! No introduction needed.

she did nothing wrong but i guess you could bring up that time she mind controlled one of her friends to jump off a cliff permanently paralysing him and then later stabbed him through the chest with his own lance or that time she killed one of her other friends by mind controlling one of her friends or that time she blinded her best friend because said best friend blew up her magic artifact causing her to lose an arm and an eye. said best friend would later kill her and then thousands of pages later rework the timeline to not kill her. and then they kissed. shes also a mentally ill neurodivergent gay teenager living on murder death planet who was forced to murder lest her spider mom eat her for breakfast, basing her entire personality off her singular role model who was a fucked up pirate who lived a longass time ago. she has a redemption arc after dying and genuinely begins to heal from her traumas and work towards being a healthier and better person and then an alternate version of her gets created by aforementioned timeline reworking and shouts at her and steals her girlfriend. she did nothing wrong. she created so much discourse. i love her immensely. shes even vriska (vriska)

It's vriska. Need i say more?

It’s Vriska.

She had her own discourse tag (Vriscourse) due to all the crimes she did. These include murder (of enemies, friends, and strangers), a revenge sprial that led to her paralyzing one friend and blinding another, and literal mind control. She was one of the protagonists. Also one of the biggest problems that needed solving. A deeply hurt and desperate teenager, she tricked a lot of her team and a lot of the fanbase into thinking she was a shallow violent "spider8itch." She earned every last bit of vitriol she got. She was a scared lonely teenage girl. Her best friend (the one she blinded) murdered her. It was declared both a just and heroic death. It had to be undone with time travel because it was impossible to suceed without her. She had so much love to give. She delivered needless pain instead. She was a result of her society and unbringing. Her friends were not nearly as brutal as her. She's like if Azula ATLA had a sense of humor and was allowed to say fuck.

vriska serket ... she is still so controversial - hence the moral ambiguity yes she does do terrible things but consider: she has an evil spidermom that needs to be fed children and she lives on the imperialist militaristic kill planet ... is it any wonder she is so morally dubious ?

homestuck.com

Damara Megido:

Damara lives in a caste based society where blood colour is tied to lifespan. She is of the lowest colour and thus she’s already on the bottom of society. She speaks a language not widely understood by her acquaintances, except for her eventual boyfriend, Rufioh. Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she paralyzed him and he was turned into a head on a robot horse body by Horuss, the guy he was cheating on Damara with. He then feels awkward around Horuss. She was also bullied relentlessly throughout her youth by literal royalty. She killed her tormenting bully, Meenah, the lowest caste kills the highest caste. She becomes so estranged from her “friends” that it’s suggested she has entered into the service of the literal destroyer of the universe. At the same time, when interacting with “friends” she portrays herself in a very sexual, horny otaku fashion, and pretends not to understand people when they talk to her. Tragic girlboss to herself.

Rose Lalonde:

this is my... twelth or thirteenth submission? i think. and not going to lie its all blurring together for me but rose is my ultimate blorbo of all time. shes a lesbian nerd with a degree in wikipedia psychoanalysis she uses to call her friends gay. she ends up involved in the end of the world and makes a plan to destroy the main villain which involves her own death. she consorts with eldritch beings and succumbs to their grimdark influence. she is shtity to her friends and is very self important. she cares deeply for them. she is a flighty broad and she has a lot of snarky horseshit. said grimdark episode is after her mom dies. she gets stuck on a meteor for three years and ends up becoming a teenage alcoholic. she goes on her first date unsure its a date and totally wasted. she flies around blowing up the structures of innocent turtles and consorting with dark cosmic entities. she gets stabbed through the chest. she dies three times over the course of the comic. she even gets gay married. shes such a girlboss and look its homestuck of course shes problematic. ultimate blorbo ever. vote rose

Terezi Pyrope was submitted without propaganda, but I am familiar enough with Homestuck to attempt to write some myself. Here we go:

She dreams of becoming her alien society's equivalent to a prosecutor, whose job is basically just to murder criminals with little to no evidence. She gets involved in a huge revenge spiral between all her friends. She fucks over one of the main human characters and ends up creating one of the worst timelines because of it. Despite all that, she ends up working for good in the end, and helps that same main human character rewrite the entire history of three universes to create a more favorable result.

#poll #tournament poll #qualifiers #homestuck #vriska serket #damara megido #the handmaiden #rose lalonde #terezi pyrope

[ultimate-villain-showdown]

hi. i still need submissions!

if you're looking to submit any characters here, please do! i really need them

you can submit through the submit button on the blog!

submissions will close on the 27th of may!

@the-robot-bracket @the-doomsday-bracket @weirdgirlshowdown @flashgamestournament @villain-championship @lovableassholestournament @blue-characters-of-all-time @vg-soundtrack-showdown @ultimate-blorbo-bracket @controversial-blorbo-bracket

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