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Ink: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!
Cinna: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Dream: Fuck you.
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susartwork · 1 year
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FINALLY here it is! Sorry for being so slow 〒▽〒 I tried my best.
Thank you all for participating, I didn't expect so many people! 0w0 And of course thank you for the support (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Sadly I couldn't draw every submission, maybe you will be luckier next time ^w^
- Here the winners! - Soapy belongs to @sophietheskelly Corrupted File belongs to @virgilsteve Memory belongs to @lumi-procrastinate (another) Fell belongs to @another-underfellsans (Underfell belongs to @/underfell) Cinna belongs to @isimpforskelevillans Micro belongs to @au-mashup-party Original CPAU belongs to @/loverofpiggies Clothing design and art by me
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fictionalshippingbean · 4 months
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*The group is playing Minecraft together*
Ink: Ooh, a village! You know what that means!
Nightmare: Hostile takeover?
Cinna: Genocide?
Error: Steal everything!
Ink: No, I meant-
Avery: I didn’t know we would fight the ender dragon this early! A village worth of beds isn’t enough!
Dream: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!?!
Ink: …I was going to say move into the village and become the mayors…
Avery: Ohhhh! That sounds like a better idea.
Dream: Agreed.
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fictionalshippingbean · 4 months
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Error: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Dream: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Cinna: FLOOR IT!!
Error: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Dream: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Error: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Nightmare: DO IT!
Dream: NO-
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fictionalshippingbean · 3 months
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Nightmare: Fine! Judge all you want but...
Nightmare, points at Dream: Married a lesbian.
Nightmare, points at Cinna: Left a man at the altar.
Nightmare, points at Killer: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
Nightmare, points at Error: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
Nightmare, points at Ink: Lives in a box!
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fictionalshippingbean · 5 months
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Nightmare: Are you okay?
Error, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Nightmare: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Error?
*Dream and Cinna are sitting at the table and watching what’s going on and drinking tea like it’s a normal occurrence*
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fictionalshippingbean · 4 months
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Nightmare: How do I make a date really romantic?
Cinna, cuddling Dream as he played a game: Be mysterious.
Nightmare: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Error*
Error: So where are we going?
Nightmare: None of your fucking business.
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fictionalshippingbean · 2 months
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Cinna: *dies*
Killer: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Error: Bullshit. One month.
Nightmare: Nah, half a month.
Ink, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CINNA JUST DIED!
Dream, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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fictionalshippingbean · 6 months
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*Killer, Dust, Cross, Dream, Cinna and Nightmare playing DnD with Nightmare as the DM*
Cinna: I wanna roll to seduce the dragon please.
Nightmare, smirking slightly: Be my guest...
Cinna: *rolls dice, getting 18* oh 18, nice!
Nightmare, smirk widening slightly: Cool, heads or tails?
*Dust, Dream, Cross and Killer make random noises of confusion*
Cinna, now confused: uhhhh heads???
Nightmare: *flips a coin, getting tails* ohh, you're the bottom
Cinna as Dust, Cross, Killer and Dream choke on air in surprised shock: I'm sorry... Wha??
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fictionalshippingbean · 4 months
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Ink: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?
Dream: Tell them how you really feel.
Cinna: Slowly distance yourself from them.
Nightmare: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.
Ink, being handed a sword: …well heck.
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fictionalshippingbean · 3 months
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Cinna: If I fall…
Dream: I’ll be there to catch you.
Error: *looks at Nightmare* What if I fall?
Nightmare: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
*Killer watches these two interactions*
Killer, to Dust: And if I fall?
Dust: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Cinna: What’s your biggest fear?
Swap: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Ink: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Dream: Zombies.
Swap: ...
Ink: ...
Dream: BUT they can open doors.
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fictionalshippingbean · 3 months
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Cinna, to someone that angered them: *lifts up two middle fingers*
Nightmare: Can’t say I’m surprised…
Error: Yeah, flip em off, Cinna!
Dream, confused: *lifts up one middle finger*
Nightmare and Error, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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fictionalshippingbean · 4 months
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Nightmare: Team A will consist of myself, Error, Dream, and Cinna.
Nightmare: Team B will consist of Ink.
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fictionalshippingbean · 4 months
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Error: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Error: First who would you kill?
*Dream points at Ink*
*Nightmare points at Ink*
*Cinna points at Ink*
Ink: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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fictionalshippingbean · 4 months
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Nightmare: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Error: And here we have a capitalist.
Cinna: Did you just-
Dream: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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