#until the cops are called

[muckyschmuck]

until the neighbors file a noise complaint @sexywolfpaws

#until he’s pregnant #until the cops are called #until the cows come home #can i do it to him #sideways #upside down #SORRY #suggestive #my art #traditional art #doodlings

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live - 1x01 - Years

#i need to..... #Rick Grimes #* #rg #The Ones Who Live #EXCUSE ME #if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me #i love arm #anyone remember those sticky hand things you'd get from grocery store quarter machines #that'd be my existence #just rest your head on a tiddy and have a think ya know #S O L I D #nice rack rick #so well proportioned and fit without being bulky i hate bulky #the mold broke #no it didn't you could make a mold #gonna invest in those kneeling pads people who garden a lot use #and stock in Halls or Ricola #until i can't walk tomorrow #until the neighbors call the cops

[spursthatjinglejanglejingle]

"Cunoesse is so mean" Cunoesse is a real one for not wanting to talk to cops actually

#disco elysium #de #it's all acab until my awful daughter calls cops fags 😑 #rannbles #come back with a warrant fägari

[yardsards]

a tactic of abusive parents that i don't see brought up very often: convincing their victims that child protective services are evil and that foster parents would certainly be even more abusive than their current circumstances

#eliot posts #csa mention #abuse mention #im watching an interview with a cult survivor #and she was talking about how her parents told her that child services would hurt her and put her with abusive foster parents #and i was like HOLY SHIT MY MOTHER DID THAT TOO #my mother always told me that if i got put in foster care i would get beaten and molested #and that if we told anyone about our home life they would ''misunderstand'' and ''incorrectly assume'' we were being abused #and then we'd get taken away by uncaring cps workers and given to evil foster parents #when in reality there would be no ''misunderstandings''. what was going on at home WAS abuse #but until my teen years i was convinced i was lucky #because i only got beaten sometimes and i got access to food and a roof over my head and i never got molested #this is not to say the foster system is perfect. there definitely are flaws in the system and occasional bad incidents #but it's nothing like my mother made it out to be #in fact the main issue with child services in my area that i knew of was that they rarely did much #like a classmate i knew called cps on her dad and they showed up and talked to him and he said she was lying #and when they left he punished her by burning her with a cigarette butt #when we were kids a few times our mother called the cops on our dad cuz they got into a violent fight #she'd tell the cops he was abusing her (though the violence was mutual) but when they showed up she refused to press charges #and a few times the cops SAW me and my sister there and DID NOTHING #like maybe if you get called to this same house multiple times you should investigate what's happening to the kids??? #child abuse #abuse #abuse tw #anyway i'm still not 100% sure if that was deliberate manipulation on her part or if it was part of her weird paranoia about everything #but nonetheless it ultimately had the same effect as deliberate manipulation #she refused to get help for her mental illness even though a doctor told her she needed to

[ltadoriyuujl]

Every time sitri comes on screen I feel like this

#what in hell is bad #whb sitri #idc that he doesn't know my name we going until the cops are called

[myreygn]

modern au dad askeladd except he's not an actual dad but this random kid shows up to his house every day and tries to have beef over the closed food store askeladd bought and turned into an antiquarian store. turns out the food store used to be run by the kid's father until he passed away which is very sad of course but also askeladd is not gonna cooperate with some brat that borderline harasses him day by day. only that he can't call the cops because he kinda has a turbulent past and if they find out he's filling his store with stolen goods it's gonna become a huge problem. and note to destiny, the stupid kid finding out is not that great either because now he has to hear it out if he doesn't wanna go to prison and also he should probably learn the demon child's name while he's at it. shenanigans ensue.

#askeladd agrees to honor the memory of thorfinn's dad and in return thorfinn won't call the cops on him #then they fight about how the honoring should be done #askeladd doesn't want to change his entire store's image only to make sure people don't forget about the former owner #and thorfinn isn't satisfied with just a sign with his dad's name on it which is as far as askeladd is willing to go #things change when some rich jackass wants to buy every building on the street and turn the whole area into a luxury resort #now thorfinn and askeladd have to work together because thorfinn doesn't want his dad's store to vanish #and askeladd doesn’t want HIS STORE to be torn down because smuggling the stolen stuff out of town would be a pain #(also affordable houses with basements big enough to keep the meth laboratory running are rare these days) #(also also thorfinn learns some kind of martial art in the dojo across the street which is whatever but the coach is really nice) #(like. REALLY nice.) #(with a nice voice and a nice face and nice muscles and as if that wasn't enough he makes a kickass apple pie) #“bjorn is single btw” - “shut up thorfinn” - “i'm trying to help” - “go bother your twink why dontcha” #yeah thorfinn actually manages to make friends with the son of that asshole that tries to get their houses #great for the brat of course but now askeladd has to deal with a snobbish teen criticizing his cooking #not to mention the nosey nanny slash accountant the rich idiot hired to keep his twink son entertained who's very curious about the basement #he also knows a lot about modern art which. not great. well great for him but not for askeladd. #anyway tldr #askeladd has to save a street while trying to raise two boys that aren't his not falling in love and keeping ragnar out of the meth basement #thorkell is the construction worker hanging around and refusing to do his job until sven pays him quadruple the original agreement #vinland saga #bjornskeladd #thornute #ragnar and thorkell are also there #and sven but no one wants him to

[minthara]

i saw the apology and i'm not gonna take it after he or his friends called me a terf and complained that i was mean about my ex who physically assaulted me <3 thanks. let's just ignore each other until eternity. don't take inspiration from my gifs

#petra.txt #calling me a bully and all when all i did. was posting comparison links and then doubling down by saying i didn't deserve credit #u were so nasty in ur message to mel please just leave me alone. i'm not talking for mel here btw if she wants to make a statement she will #taking it down is a fucking cop out and changing ur url at the same time just so ppl can't look it up anymore #i saved the gif sets btw so if u ever breathe near me again i'll just post comparisons again lol #also didn't mention anya at all lol when u took credit for her layout in front of ur friends #u tried playing the victim the whole time until now when it doesn't work anymore #u made so many posts abt how u were laughing about this situation haha so funny look at this crazy girl over here sorry if i don't buy it #i even told my followers not to harass u bro but nah u still sent me harassing anons lol...

[bijoumikhawal]

got reminded of the "saying Arabs conquered and colonized North Africa is Zionist because obviously no one saying that coulx possibly draw a distinction between North African Arabs and Palestinian Arabs, and even drawing a distinction between Arabs and Imazighen is colonizer shit" school of thought

#cipher talk #I have seem Zionists co-opt the language of MENA Indigenous groups but MF that doesn't mean we're WRONG #It means they're stealing our talking points to appeal to more left leaning people #How is it you can recognize that they've co-opted the language of social justice and that that doesn't mean social justice is bad #Until the people YOU dispossess are mentioned and suddenly you're doing step 8 of the 8 steps of white settler colonial denial #Just like the Israelis do! #And yeah like. Some people don't draw the distinction. That's a product of intergenerational trauma and how our communities #Get manipulated by the US and shit. I've also met Arabs not from North Africa that refuse to draw a distinction #And see a discussion of how Arabs have hurt Indigenous Africans as an attack on them when it doesn't make sense to do so #I've also met a lot of people who DO clearly draw a distinction because the material conditions of Palestinians are that of Indigenity #Are your material conditions as a postcolonial North African with an Arab name and a mosque and skin that isn't black that of Indigenity? #Do you not have people with your face in the government (regardless of how shifty it is)? Did someone take your land or your churches land? #Do you struggle with employment? Is your tongue not the most common one? Are your cultural clothes looked at with distaste? #Are your girls targeted for kidnapping and rape to force them to not be of your culture? Are your women called whores who WANT rape? #Are you harassed by cops? Does the government try to take your kids because they have bullshit adoption laws? #Do your kids get arrested at 12 or 13 and almost sent a thousand miles away from home before pressure stays the order? #Is your language called feudal? Do people tell you they hope it dies soon? Is your name a barrier in your life? #Did they drown your fucking village? #Because all of these are things Copts and Nubians can say yes to #Before I even start on the shit done in the Maghreb or the fuckery about how Egypt defines 'Amazigh territory' (which is very complicated)

[gamingofkenna]

the reddit thread assures me that there's no negative consequences for selling the hubcaps but it's a lie there IS and it's that I feel like a monster

#me: um. thank you. i cant sell your cool hubcaps tho #kim: ok fine. we WON'T sell them. until you realize theres no other choice and we have to have this conversation AGAIN #(spoiler alert: we had the exact conversation again lol. they didnt write a v2!) #and then i IMMEDIATELY was granted the copotype 'Sorry Cop' /called out #disco elysium #pix #txt

[dyketubbo]

i hate that suicide jokes have become so common i think its genuinely having the same effect as the popularization of shit like delulu where people are getting so used to joking about suicide that they dont take it seriously anymore. tip for the people if you see someone online being suicidal and you dont know how to help the very least you can do is not reply with some sort of "well THAT just happened" type of comment or even worse a joke or passive encouragement ala "well i cant stop you i guess' (and if you post active encouragement go fuck yourself).

i know people are already addressing how suicide jokes are like self deprecation jokes where they just keep you stuck in a mentally unwell state but there should be more talk about how them becoming popular again is genuinely desensitizing people to suicidal ideation and even worse desensitizing people to actual suicide notes. take suicide seriously and if the person youre talking to tries to make it into a big joke either they really need help or theyre a really big asshole (and sometimes its both)

#mask mews #suicide tw #ESPECIALLY IN THIS FANDOM. BY THE WAY. #i dont care im tired of just staying quiet about it #ive talked several people out of suicide multiple times and our system nearly died to an attempt literally two months ago #there genuinely needs to be more discussion and training on how to respond to suicidal ideation #esp because theres so many people who will just call the cops and thats often NOT A GOOD RESPONSE #i know its a rough topic. i know so many people try to cope with humor #but its a serious topic and many many people will end up attempting and succeeding #because no one tried to stop them since they thought it was just a joke #its always 'just a joke' until its too late and you have someones suicide weighing on your conscious #quit fucking joking about it. and ftr drop the delulu and psychotic jokes while youre at it. good lord #i wish i could grab so many ccs by the shoulders and scream this in their faces until they got it #but i cant. so ill just hope it can get through to other fans at the very least

[leolaroot]

if somepony made a very stulid driving mistake would you A) yell at them

b) call the cops

c) follow them all the way to their destination (parents house) then go knock on the door and tell their dad what they did and laugh at them and not leave until theyre crying?

#didnt drive away until i was having a full on panic attack. hope that felt good for you sir. #like okay whatever thanks for not calling the cops but like. maybe following the young woman's car was the creepiest response possible.

[isa-ah]

what a fucking awful experience

#the cop outright lied on the phone about why my ID was confiscated and almost charged me another $40 for a new one #she called me sir when i sat down then realized i was there bc my male ID got taken away and she started using she #but she would drop her voice every time she misgendered me so my phone sitting on the counter recording couldnt hear her do it #there was a full lobby when i got there and they held me until literally everyone else had been cleared out #and then every cop at every desk came over and stood Around Me while i sat at her desk waiting. and waiting. and waiting. #it was just. nasty.blikr they were putting me in a situation to goad me into arguing #why else would they hsve taken up that posture Around Me. and made me wait for 30+ minutes for a supervisor #even fucking worse i wasnt the only one there getting harassed #the last other person they saw was this like 20yo dude who had the tall gangly thing going on #and 2 of the 40smtn cops were going back and forth hooting and carrying on about how skinny and hot he was #and the dude was so fucking uncomfortable it was palpable. lo came in as he left snd said his face was pale and upset #and thank fucking christ lo came in bc otherwise it would have just been my stupid tranny ass sititng there with a ring of cops around me #i get my female ID soon so we can finally get our fucking passports together at least #god. nightmare. nightmare that was awful #my mil bought me tacos on the way home and theyre in fucking flour tortillas i want to DIE

[sauriansolutions]

Kinda re: my last post... *sheepish grin* SO UHH. I like lots of different ships, for various characters.

Twst does such a good job of worldbuilding, and making every character so well developed, any and all character interactions end up interesting!

*sheepish grin intensifies*

Re: my last post, though... imagine Azul using all 10 of his arms to force a sick, grumpy Jamil into bed.

Simultaneously holding him down, feeding him soup, and reading him a bedtime story. While Jamil flails uselessly and tries to scream invective... but there's an octopus arm covering his mouth.

🐙❤🐍

#twisted wonderland #twisted shitposting #azul/jamil #azul's canonically really strong in his mer form #which i think is funny because he hates his mer form so much and can only see its flaws #did i say funny i meant tragic #i do like to think he'd bust out the octo arms in emergencies though #like jamil having a tummyache and not taking care of himself properly #oh yeah my pet peeve is calling them tentacles #SQUID HAVE TENTACLES OCTOPODES HAVE ARMS #this is definitely not how tags are supposed to be used but I think it's funny so I'm going to keep doing it until the cops bust me

[kyros-tha-soldier]

Kyros the type of dad who watches silly pictures of his daughter back when she was a child in the family photo album and spend 90$ making a frame for each one of them and writing little goofy notes behind them. He likes to proudly show them to every guest who enters the house (Rebecca just sits far away while groaning and hiding her face behind her hands while Viola and Riku are laughing)

Rebecca the type of daughter who keeps sending cheesy glitter "good morning" GIFs and weird but wholesome photo edits of kittens to her dad and aunt and grandpa every morning even when she's in school

Scarlett the type of mom who lets her daughter drive the car while she's dramatically holding onto her passenger seat and gasping at every turn, she herself is a good driver. She also likes to play the radio in the car but always picks on the stations where it's right in the middle of two other stations like when you can hear radio static and music at the same time.

and Viola is the aunt who basically always "knows a friend who can help" in basically anything starting from skipping lengthy lines and waiting times at the airport to literally going to the backstage of every concert, she just KNOWS what she's doing!

Riku is the type of grandpa who HAS to read the small shiny and barely visible sticker at the back of the remote control while wearing his grandpa sunglasses, everybody convinces him not to bother but he's too curious to listen

Riku Matriarch (screw you Oda for not giving her a name) is the type of grandma who always, in some way, brings the most limited edition candy that has been on sale for only the last thirty seconds of halloween (she definitely has a dealer for those)

#I love them #I fucking love this family so goddamn much #No one gave them family headcanons so i decided to try #Cute family #If only they stayed alive #AU where the donquixote family and Riku family are neighbors and the donquixote's older son keeps tress passing on the Rikus front lawn- #They didn't want to call the cops until he started drawing graffiti on their door #They complained to homing and his wife (holy fuck Oda GIVE THE WOMEN THEIR NAMES GODDAMIT!) #“your 41 years old son did THIS” #Homing just laughs it off and apologizes but Corazon sees that his older brother has done enough and they get into an argument #(And yes little traffy is his adopted introverted son) #This ends with doffy apologizing and staying neutral towards the rikus #“*sigh* no Oda... There will be no abusive relationship between viola and doffy in this one” #One piece #One piece Kyros #One piece Rebecca #One piece scarlett #One piece Viola #Riku Scarlett #Riku Viola #Riku doldo III #Riku matriarch #Kyros #Rebecca

[bunnyb34r]

Why do people pound on the door so aggressively 😭 like you owe them money

And then you open it and it's like a girl scout aggsgsgdgdgd

#marquilla #i think it was someone doing political canvasing since voting is tomorrow bc i know they did that in 2018 or 2020 idr which but they were #clearly prepared to have to convince me and theyre like asking voting shit and im like yup :) yup :) to everything both so theyd leave but #bc it was true and the guy was like okay! great! :D #or it was someone trying to get us to switch electric or gas companies and theyre such pricks ab it here too like they will not leave #and if you just straight up say youre not interested they get so aggressive ab it #one lady said she told them to go away and the guy literally sat on her porch saying he would'nt be leaving until she signed and she had to #call the cops or threaten to for him to leave. like it wasnt just someone being like okay fine well im gonna sit and rest a minute he was #being really creepy ab it 😬 our neighborhood has horror stories ab them bc they're so unhinged #ANYWAY they didnt knock again but it was so loud it scared the piss out of me #our neighbor when she gets our mail by mistake will pound on the fucking windows and she always goes for mine 😭😭😭 #like bitch i cant open that one and also you KNOW which one mom opens to grab the mail anyways so stooop

[jack-kellys]

katherine and/or davey for bingo if you haven’t done either of them yet?

i think katherine’s girl power energy can sometimes be read as the world being against her (kara lindsay) or. or. it can be read as her thinking the world is against just her until she meets the newsies and their stories and the way their lives work in society’s system compared to her own life and story. and how they stack up against each other in the scheme of things. and gains an actual self-awareness of the reality she’s reporting on (bronté barbe). like jack has some underlying sexism the same way katherine has underlying classism. i am just saying

#she calls them ‘glum mugs’ after getting beat up by cops…. like im sorry but u r not like #yet understanding the gravity of the situation and idt she does even UNTILLLLLL jack gets taken away and davey & les are threatened w jail #and her dad literally throws jacks in a basement because he knows no one is going to come looking for him bc he Has No One. #it’s not until THEN #that katherine gets it. and bronté’s rly GETS IT when she does. it’s great #anyway i love. katherine. she CAN BE so interesting. #newsies #katherine pulitzer #fizz answers