#uwu your welcome

[vellichorom]

WHO THE FUCK IS CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER

// a belated celebration of when i lost the tumblr sexyman competition of 2023 ( technically commissioned by @onceuponymous )

#uwu art #Undertale #Sans #Sans the Skeleton #Welcome to the Night Vale #Cecil Gershwin Palmer #Cecil Palmer #sexyman rematch #sexymanotd #tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexymen rematch #tumblr sexyman poll 2023 #WHATEVER /silly #also you may notice i did vote for cecil. BECAUSE I DID NOT THINK THIS RANDOM TWINK FUCKER WOULD WIN SHIT AGAINST SANS #and then i learned about the dark past of tumblr #i had no idea who cecil was back then and i still dont but i tried #also yipee twinkie cecil! in case you have ever been curious in your wildest dreams

[kitsure]

no I don’t go here no I’m not immune

#Blaidd #Blaidd the Half Wolf #Blaidd Elden Ring #Elden Ring #wolf #i just think hes neat uwu #the lineart for this is super old #like last year when the game came out #woops #finish all your wips before posting new art challenge #can you still delete the ops caption #cuz if you can youre welcome to lol

[randomnameless]

IS and KT managing to make Edelgard the biggest Mary Sue in a verse where Byleth exists is still morbidly impressive to me lol

I wouldn't say Supreme Leader is a Mary Sue - depending on what you mean by being a Mary Sue, anon.

If you're talking about the 2000s usual critic thrown at fanfiction characters... well, you have Supreme Leader's depiction in the Aeneid that could fit this trope!

But in general...

Yep, that's what makes the Fodlan series so... weird ? Empty? As consistent as a cloud?

FE16 wise, characters (bar a few ones who are generally loved !) can piss on their background/convictions/ties/preexisting character to join Billy's side because Billy is awesome. No matter how hard people try to headcanon about it, Felix will join the GD and later Claude's army in VW because Billy had a kickass rank in swordfighting : Felix will ditch his childhood friends and leave his people to fend for themselves because Billy knows how to swordfight.

Remove Billy's player avatar powers, and suddenly, some characters cannot switch sides - in return they gain a much stronger characterisation and development (the BL peeps in Nopes!).

What makes the Fodlan verse so unique isn't Billy being at the forefront of player pandering, no, Fodlan verse will hammer instead the "waifu pandering". Sure, waifu is supposed to be your avatar's luf interest and the character you will spend thousands of dollars/euros/pick your currency for - but instead of pushing player pandering to 11, Fodlan verse instead pushes waifu pandering.

Supreme Leader cannot ever be challenged, whatever she does, people will praise her later on - or if we really have to fight her, it will not be willingly but the cast will be forced by circumstances (don't ask who created them!) and lament how they couldn't "walk with her uwu".

It culminates, imo, with SS S Support Rhea wondering if the War was her fault, and no one putting the blame on the character who declared said war on premises we learn, through the game, to be wrong. It's as if Rhea wonders if being tortured for 5 years I mean, having to dance Zumba for 5 years in Enbarr's dungeons, thousands of dead people, the monastery and its people being destroyed, Faerghus falling to anarchy, Adrestian made Demonic Beasts and Supreme Leader's beliefs that nonhumans should never have powers over humans because their ears aren't round is, well, her fault.

"See, Supreme Leader did nothing wrong, Rhea herself says she was responsible for her own torture zumba session!"

And FE16 being FE16... There is no "of course not".

To preserve Supreme Leader's selling points, those games amp up to unseen before in this franchise levels of victim blaming that seriously - regardless of real life world events - made a lot of people, myself included, uncomfortable.

So while I wouldn't say Supreme Leader is a 2000s Mary Sue, the writing around her feels somehow more gratting than what a fanfiction writer could have wrote in the 2000s for fun.

I mean, people were paid to write "if people don't want to die maybe they should just let me roll over them"!

That's way worse.

#anon #replies #seriously the amount of push they put in both games to make Supreme Leader look uwu and clean and be waifuable #victim blaming is the worst thing to have came out of the Fodlan games #when soren starts to be a piece of shit towards Crimean civilians the cast tells him to stop #but here everyone parrots Supreme Leader's spiel she even has a court #Nopes is the biggest offender with Faerghus going all 'we started this war :'(" #like dudes #you welcomed refugees who were ousted from their home after Adrestia declared war against them #the leader of Adrestia calls her war a war of conquest #but the writers dared to write you as having doubts over your involvment in this war? #'oh noes i started the war because i was born :'(' #seriously?? #FE16 #forget the mary sues and what not #hopefully IS rectified their writing with engage on that particular level #but it's a black spot for the franchise

[ladychandraofthemoone]

🦋🔎🔍📚📖

Drew Frank for the first time from pictures and without any color drop 🦋🦋🦋

#welcome home #frank frankly #frank welcome home #welcome home frank #my art owo #my art stuff #my art #my art style #my art lol #my art uwu #used butterfly stamps from procreate #made him look too goth haha I love u Frank I’m sorry about your hair #he has so many outfits to choose him from #I love him imma draw him with Eddie

[kamil-a]

by the year 3000 there will be one living being left who ia3 protocols still apply to and it will be, surprisingly enough, a humble hermit crab on a beach somewhere

#speaker voice the board no longer exists ^_^ #sayerposting #sayerposting spoilers #as much as im a little bit UH OH ! ethically abt YOU ARE IN A DIFFERENT BODY YOU ARE NOT HUMAN ANYMORE like well if it helps it helps #like what can i say! thank you speaker uwu (youre welcome 😌)

[lemonbreelnd]

in class and now they're telling me that a resume isn't enough i need to market myself and make a video to really sell myself to employers so i’m going to create a video of me offing myself and will email it to every marketing person that has ever existed. how do you like my brand bitch

#killing myself in front of them to change the trajectory of marketing forever. your welcome #i'm SICK of this stupid 'uwu u gotta sell ur brand' BULLSHIT

[alexcutecolly]

omg ive been really all over the place recently sorry I vanished!! you can pretend I was missing cuz v.olo ate me if u want!

it makes me really giggley to think about him smiling while laying on his stomach with us in there all squished ❤️ I hope he’s as comfy as can be!! that feeling is one of my favorites >w<

i think he and his pok.emon team would be really nice to take breaks with even when we arent shrunk! he’d always make sure we weren’t working too hard cuz he sounds worried about us sometimes but if we were working too much he has a good fix for that where he gets a nice full belly too!!

i think he’d be a really cute merman too!!! and the ocean is cold but inside him would be nice and warm and we don’t need to worry about breathing underwater to stay with him!

uuuu half size is rlly cute too!! it would be all tight pressure like a hug all the time as we get moved deeper in!!! and he could rest his human half on top of us once we’re deep enough that’s so sweet

-v.olo uwu

Omg it's absolutely okay dear v.olo uwu anon!! Don't worry! 😭💕 It sounds like V.olo let you out for now! xD jokes aside, I hope everything's alright! 🥺

Awwwww yeah, he'd be super cute with that smile of his! 🥺❤️ just chilling and enjoying our wriggling, maybe while reading that book x3 I can see him taking a nap in the same position too, maybe using his crossed arms as a pillow to sleep more comfortably 🥺🥺❤️❤️ we'd feel like a sort of C.utiefly or tiny B.eautifly in him by then, and then we realize he's fallen asleep because of his slowed breathing and heartbeat 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

Omg I think so too!! His team would really like us, especially T.ogekiss, L.ucario and H.isuian A.rcanine!! x3 Imagine a cuddle pile tbh, with all his p.okemon and ours resting together! It'd be super sweet! 😭❤️ And if V.olo found out we've been overworking ourselves, I feel like he'd take us aside to discuss that, like how he's noticed we're exhausted and spent all the time for example. And of course he'd offer us a peculiar solution, hehehe x3 ❤️ that could also be the very first time he vores us as well! Then the rest is history... x3

Yessssssss I agree!!!! Omg he'd be such a gorgeous m.erman!! 😭😭❤️❤️ I did draw him as a m.erman for last year's M.erMay tbh! And he looked adorable, hehehehe x33 I should draw him again this year! And I feel like staying in his belly while he's swimming would be wonderful!! So warm and cozy... 🥺🥺 And trueee!! We wouldn't have to worry about breathing underwater! x3 he could also show us some ancient relics he's retrieved from the bottom of the ocean, when we're back on the surface! 🥺🥺

Omggggg exactly!!!! 😭😭❤️❤️ I like half size vore with n.agas for the same reason, it'd feel slightly tight for us on the inside but so so fantastic for him!! The wriggling would feel so great, it's basically a very deep bear hug in his snake half!! 🥺🥺 Also omgggggg, I blushed at the thought of him resting his human half on top of us!! 😳 I'd get redder than a tomato if he pecked our spot too, aaaaaaaaaaaa

Btw ngl, imo he'd look amazing with vertical slit pupils in his silver eyes 🥺🥺❤️❤️

#n.aga!v.olo vore thoughts my beloved 🥺❤️ #actually. v.olo vore thoughts in general my beloved 🥺❤️ #and welcome back dear v.olo uwu anon!! #please take all the time you need with these asks btw! i love and cherish them greatly ❤️ #and i hope you're doing well!! 💕 #i'm sending you hugs and v.olo vore on your way 🥺💕💕 #i thank you so much for sending your thoughts and ideas again! 🥺💕💕 #god i love v.olo so much #safe vore #g/t vore #v.olo uwu anon #v.olo vore rambles #v0re #my asks

[meatriarchived]

for what its worth, yeah, charlie/hoyt's gonna be an npc / bg muse and only will be thrown at those comfortable with his nasty [ insert banjo solo ] ass being tossed their way uwu

#meaning there will be hoyt jumpscares from time to time mostly when any interaction happens to occur at the hewitt property. #and while i want it to be very well known that yes he is a fucking creep - im keeping a limit to that considering what hes hinted at doing #in canon. so. be aware i have zero intention on him going into those implied points - but know he will likely do / say some creep shit. #hes a leery - grossly flirty - delusional asshole who thinks hes gods gift to the world (read: women) basically. #which is why i say ill only toss him at those who are fine with things up to a certain point / with him in general as a character. #but truly? my intention with him as a muse is frankly for literally anyone to absolutely let their muses' go ham on his ass FBNJSK #hes here to be an ass - to say shit to rile people up - get them not thinking straight and fuck up when they get angry at the shit he spews #like know he absolutely will and is gonna make comments about the friends to each of them to piss them off. comment on those injured/maria. #but please if he appears in an interaction know you can let your muse literally do whatever the fuck to him - beat his ass kill him idc #he deserves it all and i wholeheartedly welcome it frankly uwu #[ 𝟎𝟎 ] ── * 𝐎𝐎𝐂. { renee. } #now i crawl into bed uwu

[quarklynx]

Hey mxtx fans I need some advice! I've only read svss so far, and I loved every word of it, enough that I bought and immediately read the books after reading it in its entirety for free as a web novel twice in a month (for a total of 3 full readings).

But! My desire for gay pining has not yet been slaked! I require more!

So! Do I read the untamed, heaven's official blessing, or the grand master of demonic cultivation next?

#all input is welcome uwu #im not sure what else the author has posted but ive heard good things about these? im sure there are others im forgetting thr name of #like that one about the heavenly... immortal... king... something? i watched the donghua(?) animated show and was confused but liked it too #heaven's official blessing! thats what it was called #svss #mxtx #(gonna esit the post to add the title i forgot. other suggestions are also welcome) #i loved svss so much so im worried if i pick the wrong one to read right after that ill be put off of the story :( #like how if you drink orange juice after brushing your teeth it tastes bad- not by virtue of its own flavor #but because you simply shouldnt have it right after you brush your teeth #am i making sense? #i have also read.... so. much. fanfiction. mostly post-canon stuff with cool plots for svss #i actually relate to sqq in that i genuinely read it for the plot ;w; #i am ready to go insane again

[voidfell]

FROM THE INBOX: "Sorry but I'm not really meant to be speaking with humans....." (for mozenrath from 2023 ariel) / @sovereignreigned

"Well, I certainly won't tell anyone, who would believe me? I'm honored to make your acquaintance, my dear."

Mermaids were mysterious, secretive creatures, Mozenrath hadn't even been looking to find one today. But maybe he could learn something that other sorcerers had failed to. He knew they had great powers over the oceans.

Not something he really had to worry about, living in a fairly barren desert. But you never knew what would come in handy.

#sovereignreigned #✧˖*°࿐ Lord Mozenrath Ver. // welcome to the END of ERAS. dynasty DECAPITATED. #✧˖*°࿐ ANSWERED // uwu. hope that answered your QUESTION.

[tiny-space-robot]

HELLO HELLO ANOTHER H&H PROSHIPPER???? Hi yes hello I'm super into analog horror and anti-harassment 👀

oh hell YEEEES!!!

Harmony and Horror, the walten files, mandela catalogue, the fnaf tapes the whole shabang! >u<

I never really spoke of anything but harmony and horror on here so far though, but that´s just because I don´t really have a strong liking to any analog horror ship besides Henry x Sofia :v

well, I kinda like edd x molly in a purely ´puppy love crush´ way and maybe a bit of one sided felix x jack but eeeeh it´s not to the same extend as Henry x Sofia UwU

(side note: I know they´re not analog horror series´ directly, because they´re not ´shows´ nor ´tapes´ but I also really love andy´s apple farm, shipwrecked64, hungry lamu and other such games that fall under "they look harmless and cute, but no they´re fecked/haunted")

#ye so asdfghj #welcome fellow proship analog horror friend!! #feel free to tell me about your analog horror ships! uwu

[dxlaflamme-archive]

smol problem @mythosisms

#hello vee #welcome to my shitposts #absolute trashiness lvl 9999 #you werent prepared for this level of trash #but here you go #i forgot to warn you about RANDOM TRASH ART UWU #so yeah this is your warning #(.ship: lion in her heart; fire in his soul) #(.little lion man: raza amun ra) #mythosisms #(.mythosisms: raza) #(.an art exhibit in memory lane: art)

[mochiwrites]

oh i love piano-playing headcanons so much... from experience, the #1 way a pianist flirts is by teaching somebody how to play something.... and vice versa in order to flirt with the piano player. scar sidles up to mumbo and asks him to teach him some cheesy duet (he likes the way mumbo moves his fingers into the right places), and it's clumsy and awful and takes forever, because that's not right, and no, scar, you're not listening - but it's such a welcome reprieve. to be so exasperated over something so trivial

(sorry if this kind of ask is unwelcome lol i love ur writing very much!!)

MMMMMM YES I AM SO HERE FOR THAT????

mumbo is a blushing mess the entire time and trying to keep his composure and scar has this stupid grin that gives away the fact that he knows exactly what he’s doing

#mochi speaks #good crimes asks #your ask is totally fine !!! <33 #more than welcome uwu

[its-captain-sir]

What instrument did uwu play in jedi band class I have to know

I have consulted with my brother the actual band kid and we've come to the conclusion that Uwu would play either the trumpet or the trombone, or he would be a percussionist

#my brother did like personality analysis on him to figure this out HJSKDHSKDJ #he thinks uwu would lean more towards the trumpet/trombone but i'm obsessed with the image of uwu with a xylophone or a gong so #no one conclusion was reached hskfhskdn #other band kids you are welcome to share your opinions on this #uwu the jawa #my ocs #asks? #gaeasun

[greatshell-rider]

shoutout to violetshine for not immediately murdering sleekwhisker’s ass the moment she saw her you Know i would not have done the same

#FUCKIN BINCH #'uwu we didn't know it was wrong uwu we've changed uwu we miss shadowclan oh you don't know how terrible it was under darktail uwu' #YOU GLEEFULLY HELPED MURDER YOUR OWN CLANMATES!!!!!! #also i like how the shadowclan cats who were the ones to constantly be arguing with and second guessing rowanstar's decisions are now #to leafstar like 'oh we are very trustworthy and can be loyal to you as our leader :3' #ALSO love the very contradictory message these books give off like. oh the apprentices/new generation don't like they're treated #and question rowanstar's leadership capabilities and so they leave #find out it was a MISTAKE oh no never leave clan life clan life all the way being rogues suck #but ALSO rowanstar really did fuckin suck as a leader and the apprentices WERE RIGHT to question him BUT #they're only punished by the narrative. needletail and violetshine and the rest of the traitorous shadowclan cats are punished A LOT for #acting out and trying to cause change #despite rowanstar being sucky #and NOW there's leafstar here like 'i am your leader now my word is law cuz star cats if you disagree with me EVER you are not welcome here' #and so sldkfjsdlfjsdlfsjfdlsk WHAT MESSAGE ARE YOU GIVING THE AUDIENCE DEAR FUCK #this is why needletail chilling in starclan rubs me the wrong way sooooooo bad #anyway <3 per usual the warriors books suck but <3 violetshine my gal i'll always support you #also rip twigpaw she's going through it rn fr #(can't believe she's still a 'paw it's the 5th book for fucks sake) #(fire was a warrior by the end of book 1 lmaooooooo) #warriors #also what is mistystar even doing. how long does it take to rebuild a camp it's almost winter yo #also despite them setting up violetshine and tree together as partners tree is still a good lad 11/10 could rub his belly

[yakourinka]

oh god no is it three houses discourse time again

#best edel is villain edel #no compromises just one monster woman with an axe doing what she fully believes is right and taking her righteous revenge in the process #edel's route is the worst in no fault on her part #it ends with her stepping on flags of the countries she's conquered as an emperor don't tell me how unproblematic your hot fave is #while the narrator is waxing poetic about how amazing and heavenly everything is. crimson flower is weird as all fuck #massacres people. uwu edel blushing and fawning over your player insert. uwu my painting #there's just massive cognitive dissonance in that route #just embrace the righteous evil. the necessary sacrifices #but nooo uwu my waifu #but also dimitri. the whole thing with white saviour and his poc manservant. #faerghus' control over duscur #it's just out there. nobody on the writing team ever rubbed their brain cells together writing this game #I loved playing it but I fucking hated thinking about it #fire emblem experience in a nutshell #b-but liberation from church influence? #yes but #and conquered by one superpower empire with a long history of strong central power and culture #do you think people in the balkans were all overjoyed when the ottomans conquered them? #you think the anatolians around istanbul welcomed them all with open arms? #when ottomans took over egypt? #read a fucking history book intsys I'll wait #fe3h