#virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Hey Brennan, just watched episode 7 of NeverAfter and I just gotta ask

How the

🌺 ever loving 🌺

💥 FUCK 💥

Am I supposed to be a normal person after that ending!?

#I was fucked up a solid hour after watching that madness unfold #I’m sorry but the smile of a devil you never believed in goes so fucking hard #that line is burned into my mind now #the horror of the wicked fairy ripping her own eyes out after seeing the stepmother #I thought they were friends #I thought they were in kahoots! #but no good sir! #the step mother is going to fucking show up in my dreams tonight I know it! #she is my new sleep paralysis demon #my therapist is going to know your god damn name Brennan Lee Mulligan I hope you’re happy with yourself #dnd #dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #dimension20 spoilers #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Me with my roommates: I mean I don’t know if we’re really friends, y’a know? I mean we hardly ever talk so for all I know they could just see me as some weird ass hobbit creature they have to tolerate :/

Me with random strangers I played 5 splatoon games with: You are the best friends a man could ask for. Your determination and skill in this sport of Rainmaker will not go unrecognized. I’d follow you into the fiery depths of hell and look the devil dead in the eyes and smile if that’s what it took to see another horizon with you, my brothers

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #the bonds made in random team assignments know no limits #shout out to the person who sent me a friend request tho #cause I got no clue how to send those in game #we squid partied hard in the lobby and we won even harder #truly #we are the best of friends #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Taking on the elite 4 with my Farigiraf who’s going to carry us to victory yes sir please I’m not at all shaking in my baby seal leather boots

She’s a lil camera shy but has the heart of a mass murderer provided the victims are the marshmallows in lucky charms <3

#pokemon #pokémon scarlet #nuzlocke #pokémon nuzlocke #nuzloke challenge #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Me and my son on our way to kill Iono’s team

I say without any fear in my voice

She totally didn’t wipe my team with her Mismagius last time I have no idea what you’re on about

#Pokémon #pokemon scarlet #Pokémon scarlet and violet #nuzlocke #y’all I’m so fuckin scared of her #I went from awww this games easy to HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY KIDS #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Somebody just????? Airdropped me this picture???? Of a man?????? Holding a chihuahua????? Honestly tho they made a mistake, I’m going to spread this picture around until he becomes the new Jesus

#airdrop #shenanigans #dude I was just trying to go to sleep and then boom #chihuahua man #if I ever find their phone I’m sending them pictures of long furby #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Gotta be honest, my IV and I have a real Confrontaion (3:11) from Jeckyll & Hyde: The Goth Musical Thriller type relationship

#I’ll live inside you forever #NO #With Satan himself by my side #NOOO #And I know that now and forever they’ll never be able to separate Jeckyll from Hyde #musical #broadway #musical theater #jeckyll and hyde #Jeckyll and hyde musical #i just don’t like them #don’t like that I have to get stabbed #don’t like that it sits in my arm #don’t like that it hurts to move my arm #don’t like that I have to keep my arm at specific angles to stop it from hurting #they just ain’t the vibe man #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Colleges: Come join psi sigma psi!!! We have lots of events planned this semester!!! It’s going to be so much fun!!!!

Me: Ah yes, pthspth, my favorite college sorority

#greek #college #I may not be able to speak or read a lick of greek anymore but I sure as hell know what sounds the letters make #they try to sound all smart and elite #only to immediately lose all credibility when my first reaction is to read it as a word #sorry pthspth you never stood a chance #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

When your dog hops up on your bed and they twirl around to get all comfy only to give you their butt

Call that bad RNG

#dogs #I feel like cats do this too but it’s been like a solid decade since I’ve had one so idk #I’ve had 3 nights of dog face only for this treatment #what did i do to deserve this #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

DND should come with a warning sign that says to not interact with DND content bc every time you see the content you want to play DND and every time you want to play DND you never get DND

#dnd #dnd5e #dnd stuff #dnd memes #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

I beckon you to my humble little abode with the allure of my newly obtained record player. I show you the candy bowl that is my small collection of records, and as you shuffle through you are greeted with!!!! Your favorite band!!!! The serotonin makes you forget your woes as I kill your DND character :D

#virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Having new medical developments in your life is wack as hell, like what do you mean the 30 second long twitches I’ve been having actually count as a seizure? How was I supposed to know that Mr. Doctor Man the first and only one I had was 11 hours!!!! If it doesn’t put me on crutches for 2 months then it’s clearly a pussy of a seizure and doesn’t have the BALLS to fight me like a REAL MAN!!!!

#medical stuff #seizures #i’m so bad at this #like my doctors keep telling me to chill out and I’m like I am chill only to learn that I’m just having little baby pussy seizures #seriously this is a SCAM #come on now body if you’re gonna freak out at least make it worth my time not just some weird ass head tremor #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

God I’m so fuckin happy to almost be done with finals. I want to work on content again!!!! I miss making my silly little videos and talking with the deranged nerds in chat!!!! I’ve got PLANS y’all and they make take forever to happen but just know I am EXCITED!!!!!!

#content creator #content creation #shaking at the bars LET ME OUT I WANT TO BE A SILLY LITTLE STREAMER AGAIN #LET ME DO MY SILLY HAHA THINGS #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

If somebody told me that Enid’s a werewolf I would’ve been watching Wednesday WAYY SOONER anyway I know what I’m doing after finals

#virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Broadway would be obliterated if there was a heavy metal musical of the crucible

#virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

“Oh your favorite thing about art school has to be the people or the classes right?”

WRONG ITS THE FACT THAT WE HAVE 3D PRINTERS AND I CAN PRINT AS MANY MINIS AS I WANT TO FOR FREE GONE ARE THE DAYS OF USING PENNIES VIVA LA MINI REVOLUTION

#dnd #dnd5e #dnd dm #hey why don’t we have anymore plastic for the printers? #cut to me scurrying off with custom minis for my players’ characters #they said to take advantage of the resources here AND TAKE ADVANTAGE I SHALL #virthoughts

[satansleftnutcheek]

Okay listen I am well aware that Tumblr does not have an algorithm, it’s the reason I love this hells it so much but how, pray tell, did it know I was Greek like what the actual fuck. I haven’t read or spoken the language in eons, I have the language comprehension skills of a 3 year old sounding out words and I don’t even know what the words I’m butchering mean

So how

The fuck

Did I open this algorithm-less site, get greeted with a post fully in Greek

Only for it to say that it’s based on my likes

There is witchcraft a foot and I’m horrified

#hellsite #tumblr shenanigans #DUDES HOW IM SO LOST #LIKE HUH????? #WHO LET YOU KNOW #this have the same energy as being put on blast by tiktok but WORSE #tiktok can call me out on my mental problems all it wants but AT LEAST I DOESNT KNOW MY HERITAGE LIKE TUMBLR APPARENTLY #virthoughts