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running-on-a-broken-record · 9 months

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What MatPat egos are like as lovers

(The Detective, MadPat, Mack, The Hermit, WarfPat, DarkPat)

The Detective: - Are you kidding? This man is the sweetest!! - He likes bringing you flowers a lot. His favorites are lilies, because they remind him of you - Physical touch is definitely his primary love language (have you seen him and Ro in Escape the Night?!) - He’s a very patient person most of the time, unless he gets too stressed out. Arguments (because, let’s be honest, they’re inevitable in all relationships) with him are rare. - He isn’t always the one to apologize first, but he makes a point to always make up for it after you’ve both cooled down

MadPat: - What?? A serial killer can’t be a good lover, right…? - Ha! Wrong! - Well, mostly. Sometimes he gets so caught up in work that you don’t see him for a whole day - I have no idea how he does it, but this man will somehow work his ass off every day at the pizzeria, and then come home and manage to give you all of his attention - He likes listening to you talk. Not always anything in particular, either. Hearing about your day, reading to him… all of it is nice. He especially likes it after a long day of work, or after, uh… his less-than-legal hobbies - If he can help it, he tries to keep you separate from the whole… serial murder thing. Though, I’m sure it’s inevitable you find out eventually…

Mack: (Crewmate & Head Engineer) - For crewmate Mack, he’s obsessed with you. But not in a creepy way. He just loves being around you, and probably even went as far as to beg the captain to put you on similar jobs so he can stay with you as long as possible - Loves forehead kisses! Both for you and for himself, but every time you two have some alone time together, it’s cuddles and forehead kisses if he has his way - Head engineer Mack is more bold. He’s less outwardly touchy, and is far less obsessed with you, but that’s mostly because he has a reputation to uphold. He’s the second-in-command of the whole shop, after all. People look up to him! - However, he does use his title and his power to keep you around him as much as possible, same as crewmate Mack. Maybe it’s you being assigned the job of cleaning the same room that he’s stationed in, or specifically keeping you from working on one particular day so you can spend the whole day with him

The Hermit: - He’s the most protective of all the egos. He knows the danger out in the world, and is very adamant about keeping you safe. - Admittedly, sometimes this protectiveness borders on possessiveness, but he’s a sucker for you. All you have to do is tell him that you appreciate his concern and that you’ll be okay. Sometimes you have to agree to take him with you, but overall, you’re usually allowed to go on your own - It sounds absolutely insane, but with him as your lover, you are treated like royalty. Sure, he lives in a cave on a (mostly) deserted island, but you have everything you could ever want. - You swear he has some kind of extraterrestrial abilities…

WarfPat: - Oh dear, let’s hope you’re up for the chaos - His love language switches like… every time you blink I swear. One day he’s all on you, hugging you, kissing you, etc. and the next, he’s giving you gifts like there’s no tomorrow - He’s overall a pretty energetic guy, but around you, he simply cannot sit still. He loves being around you!! It makes him really talkative, too, so he ready to hear him infodump about anything - You are his favorite guest on his talk show, easily. You’re a fan-favorite, he always says - He’s kind of like a teenager when it comes to some things in the relationship. Like, for example, he is a sucker for matching things. If you made him matching bracelets, he’d love you until the end of eternity (he already does but you know)

DarkPat: - I know he looks like an asshole, but it’s mostly just for show - DarkPat is a mix between The Hermit and Mack, really - He doesn’t like physical touch all that much. Not just in public, either, but all in all. He will hold your hand sometimes, but kisses make him uncomfortable when they’re unprompted, and he isn’t really one for cuddling - He makes up for the lack of physical touch with gifts. Specifically expensive jewelry. Seeing you wear it makes even him smile, and then he buys you more - Rich man fr - He also likes taking you to fancy dinners for dates, which kind of freaks out the people around him, seeing a glitching entity with too much eyeliner, but as long as you’re happy

#matpat x reader #matpat #game theory #escape the night #escape the night s3 #the detective #darkpat #warfpat #madpat #headcanons #x reader #reader insert #gender neutral reader

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b-is-in-the-closet · 6 months

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Low key want to write for MatPat egos again

If anyone has any ideas or characters feel free to give them to me,

The “MatPat Cinematic Universe” characters/egos I know are:

Mack

Crewmate!Mack (I call him Wynn)

Dictator!Mack (I call him Richard)

Mad

DarkPat

WarfPat

Matty Patty

Jonathan Harker

Caliban (fan made ego by @wouldntyou-liketoknow )

BendyPat

The Hermit

The Detective

Patty (fan made ego by @wouldntyou-liketoknow )

Ness

And there’s also a few that I kind of know of, but that’s about it

AntiMatter

Dr Matt

Actor Mat

Dominic (Damien?? But MatPat? I think?)

Professor Patrick

Matthais Patthias

Also, for Mack: I have like a bajillion AUs and variants. I can talk about them if people want!

#matpat egos #matpat #iswm mack #waiterpat/ness #ness the waiter #madpat #fnaf the musical #bendy and the ink machine the musical #BATIM the musical #fan made egos #the detective #etn s3 #etn s3 MatPat #etn s4 MatPat #writers block #Matty Patty #DarkPat #WarfPat #the hermit

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wouldntyou-liketoknow · 4 months

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My EgoPats Meeting the Canon EgoPats

I saw @insane4fandoms post their thoughts on how the EgoPats would each react when Ness came along as the new kid in the fandom. So, I guess you could say I got inspired. Here's a list of each official EgoPat and each of my fanmade blorbo's (Caliban, Patty, Penn, Ozzie, and LeviathanPat's) thoughts on them.

(I've made a bunch of incorrect quotes to reflect these ideas! Go here if you'd like to see them!)

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Ness

It'd make a lot of sense for my boys to meet Ness via simply eating at Sparky's. After all, they each need to travel sometimes for their work: Patty's gone on many tours and counting with Delux and the rest of his coworkers at the club, Penn goes on an excavation trip with his team or Illinois at least once a month, Ozzie's learned to cover long distances in short times with all the prison-escapes he's pulled off, Caliban has visited several states numerous times in order to complete a hit-job (whether he's managing it himself or is accompanying Murdock, Azalea or any other members of The Pentas Family). . .

In any case, a roadtrip is fundamentally incomplete without pausing to visit a cozy-looking diner. And it's pretty obvious that my fanegos would all enjoy the fun, uplifting vibes that Ness gives off.

Caliban would find Ness' energy to be refreshing. Since he spends a generous amount of time butchering/preparing his own "food," he knows how to appreciate all the things restaurant workers do. (Plus, I can absolutely see him offering some sly, semi-well-hidden puns in response to the typical jokes Ness likes to make with most customers.) And since the Black Market stuff Caliban is involved with makes such a pretty penny, you just know he leaves some quality tips.

Penn would like Ness' spirit. I know I haven't gone too in-depth with his backstory, but I think waiting tables was one of the many odd-jobs Penn worked while he was still studying for his paleontology/archeology degree. And it's safe to say that he probably didn't enjoy it as much as Ness seems to enjoy his job. So, Penn would respect him for taking such a stressful job in stride. He'd also give excellent tips! He would even if he didn't make a lot of money from his fossil-related projects.

Despite the persona he puts on while dancing, Patty is the type of person who gets nervous whenever he has to order something (I would know, I'm the same way). That being said, he'd really appreciate how kind and cheerful Ness is. The lighthearted banter Ness brings to the table would put Patty at ease. Yep, he'd give some above average tips as well.

Ozzie didn't have very many good experiences with restuaraunts when he first started out. That hasn't exactly changed nowadays, so you better believe that he knows to be grateful when he finds a joint where the owners/staff don't automatically seem judgemental or suspicious of him. Hell, he'd even take a generous amount of money from his personal stash to leave as the tip. (I think I'm just trying to say that my boys know how to treat retail/food workers.)

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The Detective

Because I guess I'm predictable—it'd be impossible for the classic Hannibal Lecter And Will Graham schtick to not fall between Caliban and The Detective. (Of course, Caliban isn't nearly as arrogant as Hannibal, and The Detective most likely wouldn't slip into a corruption arc similar to Will's, but you get the idea.) I can see it now: The Detective putting on a pokerface whenever in Caliban's presence, speaking in a clipped tone, trying to keep an eye on Caliban every minute until they part ways. . .Meanwhile, Caliban would be all-too-happy to try and make The Detective question himself, casually recounting the hit-jobs he's worked on with Murdock, making morbid jokes left, right, and center, occasionally using his experience to offer some surprisingly sound advice for one of The Detective's cases. . .

At first, Ozzie would be very much iffy about interacting with The Detective. Sure, his crimes are merely petty ones (in a relative sense), but he's still mistrusting of anyone who works in law-related fields. Fortunately, my personal headcanon is that The Detective is more of a private consultant who doesn't work with cops unless he absolutely has to, so once Ozzie learns that, he might try to engage with him just a teensy bit. For all the stunts he's pulled, Ozzie has always made a point to never, NEVER hide out at a circus. That'd just be inviting some horror-movie-level shenanigans that he neither needs nor wants to deal with. So, it's safe to say that he'd be pretty sympathetic with The Detective's clown-induced trauma.

Patty would have sort of the same outlook. Considering how exotic work can sometimes be on the grittier side, he's had to talk to a fair amount of authorities. And, as I'm sure you can guess, not all of those authorities were too respectful towards him. But The Detective is nothing like those worse examples, and once Patty saw that, he'd be happy to get to know him. Still somewhat shy, but that's just how Patty is with most people outside of the club.

Penn would be fascinated by all of The Detective's stories (granted, he'd feel awful about the terror The Detective had to go through, but still). Considering he's used to only seeing obscure, somewhat magical/cursed stuff whenever he's working with Illinois, Penn would likely call up the aforementioned adventurer and tell him about what he heard from The Detective. Y'know, to see if Illinois has ever discovered anything similar.

LeviathanPat would mostly see The Detective as just another mortal to toy with. I say mostly, because he could still sense all the supernatural juju clinging to The Detective's mind thanks to his past. And he'd just delight in trying to break that mind into a thousand little pieces. . .good thing The Detective already has experience dealing with crimes against nature, at least. . .

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Mack

Oh damn. Caliban would have So. Much. FUN picking on Mack. Making vague little threats, lurking around corners, fidgeting with his meat cleaver in plain view. . .it'd get to the point where Caliban would just have to flash a sly, sharp-toothed grin in order to send Mack running the other way. That being said, Caliban wouldn't go out of his way to fully harm Mack; remember, while he is insane, he's still logical enough to not want to butcher someone who looks almost exactly like him. But he'd see all his scare tactics as a way to teach Mack some manners. There's always a bigger fish, after all.

I feel like Penn and Mack would have an interesting dynamic. Thank to his career in paleontology, Penn's already seen a generous amount of strange/unique creatures (or, what's left of them, that is). Meanwhile, despite his primary role on the Invincible II, it's very likely that Mack would end up researching or interacting with various alien lifeforms. So, yeah, those two could potentially have some fun comparing notes. Then again, we know Mack's general attitude, and Penn is the type to not have much patience for stuff like that. "Okay, well, this isn't going anywhere. I'll come back if you decide to stop being a prick for a few minutes."

Same goes for Patty's case with Mack. Now, my dear poledancer girlypop is very much empathetic, and he's always trying to be open-minded. Everyone's lives are different, right? Everyone's dealing with all sorts of things, which can obviously influence behavior in various ways. And while it wouldn't take Patty very long to realize how Mack's egotistical mean-streak is likely the result of something deeper (my personal headcanon is that Mack has some serious self-esteem issues and might think that acting the way he does is just another defense mechanism), that doesn't mean he's just gonna let himself be talked down to. (And perhaps Mack could be just a smidge dazzled by Patty, since I think that would be hilarious to see. Plus, I mean, come on. Have you SEEN Patty? If he's not a nice little dazzling boy then I don't know what is.)

Ozzie's opinion also wouldn't be too high. Back when he was still living on the streets, having to dodge cars and pick pockets in order to survive, he'd lost count of all the people who would scoff and look down their noses as they passed him by. Well, Mack reminds Ozzie of those people, so he won't hesitate to call him out (and mock him right back) whenever he's being annoying.

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The Hermit

Caliban and The Hermit would trade recipes. Because of course they would. In fact, Caliban would probably see meeting The Hermit as a weird-yet-lucky coincidence. Another cannibal to interact with, plus not having to worry about extra competition in the underground business? Awesome! And, on a more wholesome note: The Hermit would be all about giving Snare all the pets and treats he deserves. Caliban, meanwhile, would be intrigued by The Hermit's pet bats.

Due to all the fossil-digging stuff, it'd be difficult for Penn to not be an outdoorsman. Therefore, he'd be very impressed by The Hermit's tales of surviving in the wild. He'd be concerned at first, but then would swiftly realize just how much of a tough cookie The Hermit truly is.

Ozzie would be in a similar boat. He's had to camp out in the woods a few times while running away from cops, but he knows he couldn't handle that as long as The Hermit apparently has. So, he'd have some serious respect for the scrungly feral man.

Patty's relationship with The Hermit would be much more on the random side, but still very wholesome. Why? Well, if The Hermit happened to see Patty practicing his dance routines, he'd probably applaud and go, "Wowie! I've climbed a lotta trees, but I don't think I could pull off all those spinnin' tricks!" (Keep in mind that this would be completely innocent. Nothing more.) Patty, of course, would be flattered by the compliment. What's more, he'd find The Hermit's comment about tree-climbing adorable.

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MadPat

Most of my EgoPats would have similar reactions to MadPat: "Nope." "Don't engage." "Avoid eye-contact."

. . .Well, except for Caliban. Because, despite the two of them being killers, Caliban wouldn't be very impressed by Mad. From his perspective, Mad's methods are sloppy (and he's got a point. Seasoned Random Encounters fans have seen how much evidence Mad left in/around the pizzeria). And for another thing, Mad is just kinda irresponsible? Like, yeah, Caliban can see the appeal of arson, but he's met other arsonists who didn't accidentally burn themselves like slices of toast. It would get to a point where Caliban would just be irritated by Mad's antics.

LeviathanPat would also have an. . .odd view of Mad. Primarliy due to how brazen he is. Like, I haven't gone super in-depth with Leviathan's lore, but he definitely had a hand in crafting insanity as a concept. Leviathan breathes surreal dread. He's eaten the odd star or two back in the day (as in, pre-pre B.C.) His shape is almost constantly shifting because just one glance at what he truly looks like would launch enough trauma to make your brain grind itself into a paste! And for a mortal like Mad to just. . .not. Be. Afraid of him? To try and make unhinged smalltalk with him? To be calm and even excited while looking at all the nightmare-fuel that LeviathanPat is literally made out of?! One part of LeviathanPat just might (and that's a colossal might) be impressed by Mad's apparent fortitude. Another part would end up being annoyed by Mad, probably likening him to a mosquito. (Sneaking this in because @insane4fandoms put a particular little gem into a recent doodle page with some of my bois. Thanks so much, friendo).

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WarfPat

Most of my boys would instinctually know to not get too close to Warf. Even Caliban feels the need to walk on eggshells around him. (Sure, he's had to deal with the insanity of others; and like I said before, he has some insanity himself. But Warf is in a completely different ballpark, so. . .yeah.)

The reason I barely mentioned LevianthanPat with any of the previous egos is because he'd see them as a handful of more hopeless little mortals to try his luck with luring closer to the next window he chooses to lurk behind. . .except for WarfPat, that is. Even though he'd deny it, I think LeviathanPat would be ever-so-slightly intrigued by him. That guy's got the mind-breaking stuff that eldritch abominations specialize in, after all. Therefore, the outer monstrosity would be curious; perhaps he'd even settle for just chatting with Warf rather than trying to trick him.

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#matpat #egopats #etn3 the detective #ahwm the hermit #iswm mack #ness the waiter #madpat #warfpat #my fan egos #fanmade egos #caliban #caliban the cannibal #patty/dancepat #pat a. cake #penn/pennsylvania #pennsylvania james #ozzie the inmate #leviathanpat

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speedystarshine · 2 years

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Hey there, can I get some uhhh.....mini HC's on matpat egos affection? (also its okay if not, but can i also get googliplier and the jim twins?) also some fries-

*grips you by the throat* anything else? no? alright, that'll be 8.50- (Just kidding, ofc you can! I love these little scrunklo's so here you go!) Sorry it took a while, I haven't done this many characters before (but I don't mind dw)

Characters: Matpat, Madpat, Mack (Crewmate/Engineer/Dictator), The Detective, The Hermit, Warfpat, Darkpat (as a treat bc 50+ followers tee hee), Googliplier, Jim Twins

Matpat

hmmm, I'd say........5/10, neutral :)

He appreciates affection, and can sometimes be a little bit clingy the more comfortable he gets with you, but he's definitely not as all over you as some of the others.

Like all Mat's, is touch starved (jesus christ someone give them love 😭) but controls himself a lot better, and even though it might go to the point of him seeming uninterested, he really looks forward to the little moments you do spend together. :)

Not big on PDA, since he's a little nervous about it, but most commonly, in public or out, prefers something small like locking pinkies or holding your hand.

He’d actually start dying on the spot if someone were to walk in as he was giving you a lil kiss-

Madpat

Have.... have you seen this man

10/10. He tries to control himself at first, worried he'll scare you away if he come's off as too clingy, so most likely you'll end up initiating the first act of affection.

After that though, he pretty much takes it as the go-ahead and is all over you.

Seriously, he needs to be touching you in some way 24/7 or he will through a hissy fit. It can be a little uncomfortable, since he's always shifting or moving in someway, and his grip is a little too tight, but give him a break, dude needs this.

In public (if you ever somehow end up out there which is highly unlikely), he'll be practically draped over you. An arm or a hand on your shoulder or waist at all times. He's paranoid, okay-

Mack (Crewmate)

He's just a little guy :)

I'd say 7/10! Definitely one of the Ego's to be craving affection 24/7, but he won't go batshit crazy like some of the others. He knows when to control himself.

He also knows not to be too much in public, since it would very much be seen as unprofessional.

If you allow him to though, he'll be pretty touchy! A little peck on the cheek as he hands you a report, holding your hand as you show him how to do something or vice versa, just the little stuff.

His favourite thing to do is to just sit and snuggle up with you in bed, whether it be just watching a movie or doing your own thing.

Mack (Engineer)

Honestly? 5/10, neutral!

He does like it, don't get me wrong, but he's a bit more reserved and shyer with affection than the other Ego's.

That doesn't mean he won't give you any, though! His favourite thing to do is to just lean up against you or sit beside you when the two of you or doing something.

....He will admit that sometimes he does give you a kiss here or there or acts overly clingy to rub it into Mark's face-

He prefers nose or forehead kisses, he finds it adorable :)

He's a bit more relaxed then crewmack, and won't hesitate to hold your hand or give you a little peck. He won't over do it though, acting just like normal instead of putting on a show.

Mack (Dictator)

....oh boy. oh no.

10/10, for sure. He is possessive as fuck and isn't afraid to show it.

He’s definitely super clingy, but always attempts to flip it around to make it seem like you were the one who’s clingy (yuh huh sure you dragged us onto ur lap because we were lonely)

While he enjoys seeing you on the floor, his favourite thing is if you sit on his lap while he works. You make him a little bit soft (and he’d NEVER admit it) but the collar helps to reassure him.

He likes giving you little kisses here and there, and honestly if someone were to come in he’d just keep going. Why should he stop just because there’s an audience? That being said, he loves flustering you, especially in public. It’s probably a power thing tbh-

The Detective

9/10, one of the more affectionate (they all are, but yk)

Especially after the events of Season 2 and 3, he is going to need a lot of reassurance.

He’ll be quiet about it at first, but eventually starts to crave it. Will literally be on cloud 9, happiest guy in the world if you give him a peck on the cheek or spoon with him :)

He likes to hold your hand no matter where you are. Outside, inside, in front of others, anywhere. It reassures him that you're still here after everything and sometimes because of that he'll just start randomly crying out of seemingly no where

His favourite thing in the world (well not favourite since yk...nightmares) is if he has a nightmare and wakes up panting, you'll be there to hug him and tell him its okay :)

Just pls give him some love

The Hermit

10/10, one of the three most clingiest Mat Ego's.

He can't help it! It make's sense, considering he was abandoned and left to fend for himself for around 20 odd years.

So yeah, he’ll go all in. He’s touch starved as hell and he loves the fact that you give him what he craves. He mainly prefers to give affection through providing for you, but he loves the physical stuff too!

It is law to give him cuddles during every part of the day. He holds you to that, very aggressively-

He likes kisses too! He doesn’t really understand it at first, but don’t worry, he’s a fast learner.

His favourite is getting to cuddle in to you while you ramble on about how things that’ve changed over the years, and while it makes him happy, it makes him sad knowing how much he missed out on.

In public, first of all are you sure, he’ll be...uh... odd about it, that’s for sure. He’s not really used to all of the noises and sights and people, so he just kinda clings to you and growls at any random passer-by. Yeah you might not wanna do that again-

Warfpat

5/10! He does love affection, but won’t cling to you unlike some of the others. He prefers to give affection in small spurts, like a kiss on the cheek or a head pat.

He mainly prefers gift giving or quality time, but he can be touchy here and there.

That being said though, he wouldn’t mind if his s/o was overly affectionate, or didn’t prefer all the touching! He’s easy either way.

Watch out though, he will exaggerate any kind of affection you give him or he gives you because he can.

By that I mean he full on swoons or faints because he’s a dramatic little bitch 🙄

Darkpat

3/10, least affectionate of all the Mat Ego’s. That’s what he’ll tell you at least-

(He’s actually a 6/10, craves attention)

But for real, look this little emo ass bitch and tell me he’d be normal about anything.

He says doesn’t really give or ‘do’ affection but istg watch his face turn dark grey the minute you give him a smooch or a hug

If you two did anything affectionate in public, he would literally kill anyone if they were watching because he’s goofy

Please help him do eyeliner, he will love you forever if you help him (but also be very offended because he thought it looked cool before 😭)

Google

5/10, surprisingly neutral. (That was a pun please laugh)

He doesn’t mind it at all, and while he understands it because he can just look it up, he doesn’t really....get, it?

He will admit though, he does like it!

Mainly because he finds it ‘nice’, and it also makes him feel like he can protect you

He claims to find it stupid and useless in front of people and then watch him pull you into his chest because he got jealous 😶

It’s a 50/50 on public affection to be honest. He really just...doesn’t care. You’re his partner, and if he wants to give you affection, he will! He won’t go ham with it though, and respects your boundaries.

The Jim Twins

10/10, it’s just how they roll! These guys are everywhere, all of the time (which is kinda neat, considering the fact that they’re news guys)

They love it though! They’ll be all over you if you let them, and honestly they’d definitely flex you while recording because they’re just like that 😥

The other Ego’s silently thank you because “jesus fuck finally someone to control them” but also silently resent you because now the Jims won’t stfu about you.

In public they tone it down slightly, but they still give shit-tons of affection to their amazing partner >:D

Frfr though keep them on a leash because it will start with all of you walking to McDonalds and then you being dragged down an alleyway because they “saw that dang wolf again”

Hope you enjoyed that anon, sorry it took so long! I added Darkpat as a treat lmao

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world-of-ezraprisc · 1 year

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On the Twitter side, someone requested a Warfpat from MatPat's 1st Ever Markiplier Egos Theory Video

Some Heads up: i'm gonna break from the requests for awhile to do some pending commissions, I'll be back to the requests once it's done.

Oh BTW, There's some Alt artwork under "Read More". U might want to check it.

So, I was discussing the WIP of the drawing, My friend suggested me to draw him in his Underwear in homage to Warfstache's Interviews Markiplier video.

So, here it was.

Matt, I am so sorry.

#game theory #matpat #warfpat #markiplier #wilford warfstache #wilford parody

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trashbag-usa · 2 years

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mack replacing mark implies that this the alternate universe where actor mat exists, therefore Who Killed Matpat exists, and this is probably where warfpat and darkpat come from

BUT HEY, THATS JUST A TH—

#matpat #markiplier #iswm spoilers #in space with markipler spoilers #in space with markiplier #iswm part 2 #iswm #mackpack iswm #mack pack iswm #mack iswm #ramblings #damien but with matpat playing him my beloved #THE COLONEL BUT WITH MATPAT PLAYING HIM MY BELOVED #I WOULD SQUISH HIM IN MY FISTS (AFFECTIONATE)

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multifandom-12 · 2 years

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MATPAT EGOS?!?!?!

just binge watching game theorist and i can’t shake the fact that mat must have egos!

yes, i know it’s kind of marks thing but, IM BORED.

So why not make silly backstories for Matpats totally not important egos.....

let’s start with.. WARFPAT!

LET’S START WITH THIS BELOVED MAN!

Let’s start with his backstory okay, hmm... I’ll let Markiplier and Matpat egos.. COLLABERATE! Cause why not?

ahem heres the backstory..

Warning, there will be death and this will be pretty dark so uh... yeah

Long ago, he was a sane and middle-aged man. He was best friends with the one and only, Colonel. Who fought with him side by side. They both were friends, good friends at that.

One day, they all return to their homes after the war. Healing and doing well until he finds out about the Colonel.

He finds out that the Colonel, his dear old friend, had gone missing and so, he looked for him.

Day after day, nothing, no trace, no records, nothing, and then one day he comes back to his home as usual but suspiciously finds his house, silent.

Usually, when he comes back home searching for the Colonel he is either greeted by his wife welcoming him back home or the distant sound of the TV in the room but, it was just pure silence.

And the lights were off, adding to Pat's suspicion. (Yes, His name is Pat)

Then, he switched the lights on and there, he saw his wife, dead on the ground, blood splattered everywhere.

And at that moment, he sees the man he was looking for, holding a bloodied knife. In shock, he starts asking what happened but the Colonel was not answering.

He shook his best friend in a panic but was soon shushed with a gun held to his head.

But Wilford couldn’t do it. He couldn’t bring himself to kill one of his best friends, without him, he wouldn’t have been able to survive and meet Celine.

And so he shot him in the leg and ran. Never to be seen again.

After that, Pat was corrupted, he was shaken and hungry for revenge.

Ever since that he has searched for Colonel.

Alright! thats okay i gues? I might do darkpat next who knows? there might be more! ANYWAYS ENJOY THIS

#matpat #matpat egos #egos #markiplier i guess?#markiplier #markiplier egos #brainrot #i suck at writing

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iamvegorott · 2 years

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhkX4Et8sKU&t=11s

Matt's have other ego but they are one-off. I really like Warfpat with his green little mustache. Imagine Warfpat is in a poly ship with dapperstache

How did I miss this video 😆

Matt looks like he's having too much fun

#bloggunamu

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shiddiqoh · 4 years

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#wilford warfstache #jameson jackson #warfpat

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strawberryamanita · 4 years

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Wilford, WarfPat and Gulliver Bartlett as the fucking PowerPuff Girls

#markiplier #crank gameplays #crankgameplays #game theory #matpat #wilford warfstache #gulliver bartlett #warfpat #film theory

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insane4fandoms · 3 months

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I saw this video and now I believe that all Matpat egos have arachnophobia and need someone else to kill spiders for them (even Hermit, Mad, Warf, Darkpat and fan ones like Caliban)

In case the link doesn't work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVq4y0Qzxrk

Pause on my storyboard arc, gotta answer this. ÒwÓ

@crazy-obsessed-enby

Absolutely, all of the egos would have arachnophobia, including the proclaimed “scary” ones.

All the somewhat sane egos such as Detective, Ness, Mack, and the og Matt would have the natural reaction and freak the fuck out.

Mack would be more dramatic and have those high pitch girl screams and scramble across the room.

Ness is armed with a broom and clutching it so hard it broke in half a minute later. His eyes is locked with the spider so it wouldn’t jump him.

Detective is also armed! But with a gun. Doesn’t matter if it’s not practical, there will be a scream, a gunshot, and a hole into the ground with the spider still alive.

I feel like Hermit would see spiders as his enemy. Before the island, he would cry and run to his parents for help. And after getting rescued, Hermit would still be unnerved by them, but at least he has his knives to defend himself with.

If you watched Disasterous life of Saiki K, you know how Saiki teleports to another country the moment he saw a roach? Yeah, that’s Darkpat. He straights up disappears in a flash the moment someone says they saw a spider.

We need to make sure Warfpat does not spot a spider, or else the entire world would twist and bend out of reality. With the snap of his fingers I feel like Warf will erase the world and recreate a new one with no insects in it, which may or may not cause problems, but at least the spiders are gone, right?

We should also make sure Mad doesn’t see a spider, though it wouldn’t risk the reality of the world, just the risk of a fire spread. He has his flame throwing chainsaw ready, and will first use the chainsaw to swing around, and if that doesn’t kill the spider, the flames will.

Either way, they all react like Matt: loud screams and squeals.

They all rely on Reader to either trap it, squish it, or move the egos to another location. Unless you have arachnophobia, then everyone is screwed.

#iswm mack #ahwm the hermit #the detective #warfpat #darkpat #fnaf ness #matpat #madpat

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running-on-a-broken-record · 8 months

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Egos with reader who has adhd?

(also I love your content!! 🫶)

Thank you :)

The Detective: - Literally doesn't even notice at first - More than happy to let you rant about your hyperfixations, he even encourages it! - If and when you get overstimulated, this man is trained. He knows exactly what to do to help you and get you out - If you are medicated and have to take your meds at a specific time, he is absolutely on top of making sure you take it. If you forget, don't worry, because this man has your back

MadPat: - He doesn't really notice either, he just assumes you're a very energetic person - He's perfectly fine with it when you tell him, as long as it doesn't become an annoyance (you could never be an annoyance to him) - Actually grows to like your stims. Specifically the smaller ones like leg bouncing or playing with your hands. He thinks it's cute - Overall completely unbothered (in a supportive way of course)

Mack: (head engineer) - "I noticed." - Pretends to be annoyed as an excuse to get you some fidget toys so he doesn't look soft when he just wants to help you :) - If he ever sees you using them, he's definitely smiling on the inside - He lets you play with his hands, too, if you'd rather do that instead of playing with the fidget - Space gods have mercy on anyone who comments on it, though, because they may or may not have gotten themselves a one way ticket to the afterlife

The Hermit: - He isn't exactly around humans much so he doesn't realize that your ADHD-ridden behaviors are considered "unusual" to neurotypicals - Has absolutely no idea what ADHD is. And likely will continue to not understand until long after you explain it. - But he does make it clear that no matter what, he still loves you :)

WarfPat: - I headcanon that he has ADHD too! - Actually gets kind of excited because he feels he can relate to you more! - Hyperactive bursts are common for him, so if you have them too, you guys will get along great - He talks about his most recent hyperfixation almost constantly. He doesn't even mind if you don't listen, but if you do, he's going into an almost uncomfortable amount of detail - He kind of does the same thing for you if you're talking about your hyperfixation, where he isn't always 100% listening, but he focuses in occasionally

DarkPat: - I have stated this a million times but I will do it again! RANT TO THIS MAN! He will listen to you talk about literally whatever (hyperfixations!! Talk about your hyperfixations!) and will listen intently the whole entire time - If you want any kind of fidget to stim with or just to have, he will get you like... a dozen to choose from, and even more if you want to - I promise you, if you have a hyperfixation that you're REALLY into, he will spoil you so bad, getting you merch and other fandom-related gifts like there's no tomorrow

#I want all of them :(#matpat #game theory #escape the night #escape the night s3 #madpat #matpat x reader #darkpat #reader insert #the hermit #x reader #warfpat #head engineer mack #in space with mack

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copper-sands · 5 years

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you know what

i REALLY need someone to talk about Warfpat.

#markiplier #matpat #the game theorists #game theory #warfpat #veryrussiantalks

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wouldntyou-liketoknow · 2 months

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My EgoPats Meeting the Canon EgoPats (Brought To You by Incorrect Quotes)

Yep, I finally decided that this post deserved to be expanded on. So, to absolutely no-one's surprise, I gave it the ol' college try with memes.

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[Caliban has just returned from visiting Theory Manor. He’s now ranting to Murdock about WarfPat]

Caliban: Listen to what one of my STUPID doppelgängers did! Caliban: Apparently one of his “guests” ended up dying in his studio, and he offered the body to me. And since we’ve been in-between jobs lately, I was like, “Sure, why not?” Caliban: So, I cooked the best parts, then I went to town. . .and every two minutes, he added salt. Caliban: And it was weird. It almost tasted like sweet potato. Caliban: I asked, “Did this guy eat a lot of candy before he died? Or was he on drugs?” Caliban: And Warf said, “Noooo.” Caliban: Every two minutes, he added salt, salt, sALT, SALT! It was like he wanted to poison me! Caliban: And when I finished eating, he asked, “How did you like the human flesh wiTH SUGAR?” Caliban: . . .HE USED SUGAR INSTEAD OF SALT! Caliban: *starts shaking Murdock by the lapels of his overcoat* SUGAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!

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[The EgoPats are using an Ouija board] The Detective: Tell us. . .is there an otherworldly creature in this house or on its grounds? LevianthanPat: *is right outside the nearest window, but has decided to use his powers to speak through the board before he actually starts talking* ¥ê§. MadPat: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. WarfPat: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. LeviathanPat: *genuinely caught off-guard* . . .Wåï†, WHÄ†—?!

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Mack: So, for that party I told the guys about. . .do you, uh. . . Patty/DancePat: Oh, are you not sure how to dress for it? Mack: *panicked* WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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The Detective: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, I’m going to murder someone. Caliban: Sounds a little counterproductive.

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WarfPat: Hey, new guy! Trick or ye— LeviathanPat: *conjures an Uno Reserve card* ñÖ

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The Detective: I'm not doing too well. Penn/Pennsylvania: What's wrong? The Detective: I have this headache that comes and goes. [LeviathanPat manifests outside the nearest window] The Detective: And there it is again.

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The Hermit: What is toothpaste if not bone soap? Caliban: . . .You are a complete and total treasure. Never let anyone tell you otherwise.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: We call that a traumatic experience. Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Detective* Not a “bruh moment” Penn/Pennsylvania: *turning to The Hermit* Not “sadge” Pennsylvania: *turning to MadPat* And DEFINITELY not “oof lmao”

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Mack: *scoffs* Clearly, you don’t own an air fryer. Clearly. Caliban: *chuckles dryly* I’m not gonna be talked down to by some arrogant, condescending, delusions-of-grandeur-prone SIDE-DISH. Caliban: If you want to insult me, go right ahead. But you have no idea how brutal that’s gonna get. You don’t even know my name! Caliban: *steps closer to Mack, almost getting in his face* I ' m t h e c o m b i n a t i o n o f y o u a n d a c r a z y i s l a n d h e r m i t f r o m a d i f f e r e n t t i m e l i n e .

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The Detective: Define “dream”. LeviathanPat: Ðrêåm—†hê £ïr§† †hïñg þêðþlê åßåñÐðñ whêñ †hê¥ lêårñ hðw †hê wðrlÐ wðrk§. The Hermit: Oh, c’mon! That’s just too dark!

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Ness: Do you support LGBTQIA+ rights? Patty/DancePat: . . .I’m literally a girlypop and exotic dancer?? WarfPat: He’s avoiding the question!

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MadPat: Gatekeep, girlboss, and. . .what's the other one again? LeviathanPat: †hêrê ï§ñ'† åñð†hêr ðñê. ¥ðµ'rê ¢råz¥.

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Caliban: He doesn’t deserve you! If he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone! Ness: *taking a deep breath* I’m gone. Caliban: *nodding and grinning* Now gO CHOP HIS DICK OFF—

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Mack: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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[The EgoPats are discussing a plan. Ozzie has taken his turn to speak, standing with a whiteboard at the head of the room] Ozzie: Anyone have any questions? Ness: Is this legal? Ozzie: . . .Anyone have any relevant questions?

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The Detective: Are you seriously making human-bacon for breakfast?! Caliban: *looking away from the bacon-filled frying pan he’s using* Yeah. What’d you have for breakfast? The Detective: . . .Nothing. Caliban: *shrugs, returning his focus to the frying pan* I’m doing better than you, man.

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Penn/Pennsylvania: What’s up with you? Mack: What do you mean? Penn/Pennsylvania: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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[The Detective recently griped to Caliban about a recent case. Now Caliban is trying to convince The Detective to do something highly unconventional to make progress with said case.l]

Caliban: DO IT! The Detective: NOOOOO! GOD, PLEASE NO! Caliban: MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE! The Detective: NO! Caliban: JUST— The Detective: NO! Caliban: — D O I T ! The Detective: N O O O O O O O ! ! !

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Patty/DancePat: I can't believe you've done this. . . Ness: I'm sorry, I didn't know—! Patty/DancePat: *on the verge of tears* YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE WHEN I HAVE NOTHING PREPARED FOR YOU IN RETURN! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE JERK!

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The Hermit: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Mack: Sure. . . The Hermit: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Mack: Okay? The Hermit: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Mack: . . . The Hermit: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio— Mack: Jesus, that one is a little— Caliban: *was just passing through but is now interested* No, no. Let him continue

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[A plan involving paranormal investigation has gone terribly wrong, and The Detective is almost out of options]

The Detective: *begrudgingly holding a dark ritual* If you are here, speak to us! LeviathanPat: *slowly manifests outside the window. . .and starts singing “Don’t Stop Believin’.” With each lyric, his voice shifts in a very disturbing way* JÚ§† Ä ��Ì†-Ä¥ ßÖ¥! The Detective: *grinds his jaw, having even more regrets than before* LeviathanPat: ßÖRñ ÄñÐ RÄÌ§ÈÐ Ìñ §ÖÚ†H—!

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WarfPat: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Ozzie: Are we talkin’ real sounds or imaginary ones? WarfPat: *now interested* Lets say imaginary. Ozzie: Spiders wearin’ flip flops.

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[MadPat is trying to talk killer-to-killer with Caliban. So far, he’s only succeeded in annoying Caliban]

MadPat: Every time I go out there, I feel like I do my best and they don’t! Caliban: *has heard all about how sloppy Mad’s methods are, how much evidence Mad always seems to leave behind, as well as how Mad trapped himself in a fire only to get caught by the police* Let me ask you a very fair question—What do you do successfully? MadPat: . . . Caliban: *raising an eyebrow* QUICKLY. MadPat: *scowls and storms off*

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The Detective: You need a hobby. LeviathanPat: Ì ålrêåÐ¥ håvê å hðßß¥! The Detective: Terrorizing people is nOT A HOBBY!

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Ness: Ducks are better than rabbits. Penn/Pennsylvania: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks. WarfPat: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey. Ness: We’re not talking about flavor, Warf! WarfPat: Flavor counts! The Detective: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone? Mack: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers. Who’s cozier? Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, but— Mack: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER? MadPat: Why don’t we just take a rabbit and a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out? Penn/Pennsylvania: BECAUSE THAT’S ILLEGAL! MadPat: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT! Caliban: *sitting in the adjacent room, listening in on the debate. He’s not sure if Snare could get roped into it, because Snare is a hare and not a rabbit, but he’s still holding him protectively* . . .

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Ness: *calling up the stairs from the kitchen* I made lightly-fried fish fillets for dinner! The Detective: . . .Ness, it’s one-fifteen AM. What the hell? Ness: Do you guys want the lightly-fried fish fillets or not? Ozzie: *pokes his head out of one of the guest rooms* Well, I mean, yeah. Ness: So come downstairs before they get cold. Penn/Pennsylvania: *comes out of another guest room* Wait, you just made them? Ness: Yeah, I wasn’t tired, so I decided to make lightly-fried fish fillets. LeviathanPat: *has been watching/listening to all of this through the kitchen window* §å¥ "lïgh†l¥-£rïêÐ £ï§h £ïllê†§" ðñê mðrê †ïmê.

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Patty/DancePat: When you’re shopping at Lush and another customer comes in and bites one of the soap options because they think it’s cheese. . .I talked to one of the employees about it, and apparently this sort of thing happens way more frequently than you’d think. Mack: Well, if Lush stopped literally presenting soap as deli food, then this wouldn't happen so frequently. Patty/DancePat: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese??? The Detective: . . .Who goes to the deli section of a store and just takes a bite out of the cheese?!

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[MadPat keeps trying to antagonize Caliban, as if THAT will somehow change Caliban’s opinion of him]

MadPat: *pacing the floor in front of Caliban* And I’m not gonna conversate with you! I’m not gonna invest time in— Caliban: *organizing some Black Market stuff on his laptop, not paying Mad too much attention* I think it’s “converse.” MadPat: . . .Huh? Caliban: *rolling his eyes* Just say “talk.”

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Penn/Pennsylvania: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Ozzie: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia over here. MadPat: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Ness: . . .You guys can be terrifying sometimes.

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The Detective: Oh, you’re back from that outing. What’d you think of that Patty guy? Ness: I can’t remember how we got on the topic of beaches, but he referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter." The Detective: . . . Ness: I don't know how someone so awesome can be so anxious all the time!

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Mack: You’re making fun of me now, aren’t you? Ozzie: What? Oh, no-no-no, Mack. I’d never—*suddenly points past Mack* MACK LOOK IT’S CALIBAN! Mack: *turns around in a panic* WHERE?! [As it turns out, Caliban is, in fact, nowhere to be seen] Mack: *blinks, pretty much frozen in place* Ozzie: *falls to the floor, laughing hysterically*

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The Hermit: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Penn/Pennsylvania: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

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Patty/DancePat: Yeah, so, my latest shift at the club was a little rough. Heh. . . Ness: *concerned* Why are you looking up? Patty/DancePat: I need to CRY, but my foundation cost FORTY-EIGHT DOLLARS.

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The Hermit: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Ness: Well. . .I mean, it’s frowned upon. Caliban: Yeah, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? The Hermit: *nodding along* That’s okay, right?

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LeviathanPat: ¥ðµ kñðw whå† Ì’vê rêålïzêÐ? The Detective: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? LeviathanPat: ñï¢ê †r¥, åñ¥wå¥—

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Ness: So they were just using me? Penn/Pennsylvania: I’m sorry, Ness. Mack: *trying to contain his amusement* You must feel pretty stupid right now. Ness: . . . Penn/Pennsylvania: Okay, that’s a time-out. Mack: No, I was just trying to— Caliban: *using his meat cleaver to gesture to the corner of the room* Go sit over there! Mack: *walks away in defeat*

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Mack: *entering the room, unable to see what's going on just yet* I’m going to dunk on you— Patty/DancePat: *is wearing heels AND is currently practicing some new pole-dancing moves* You’d better bring a ladder, then.

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The Detective: *exhausted from supernatural shenanigans* Please, God, just let me have one peaceful day?! LeviathanPat: Öh m¥ GðÐ, ¥ðµ ågåïñ? Gïvê ï† å rê§†, ßµÐÐ¥! The Detective: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU!

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Penn/Pennsylvania: A riddle for you, my friend! So it’s raining, right? And you pass a bus stop. There are three people there—your most trustworthy friend, a pregnant lady who needs to go to the hospital, and the person of your dreams. However, your smart car only fits two people. What do you do? Ness: Oh, I’ve heard this one before! You lend the car to your friend so they can take the pregnant lady to the hospital, and then you stay at the bus stop with your dream person! Penn/Pennsylvania: Oh, so close, but wrong. The correct answer is as follows—you go home and reEVALUATE YOUR DAMN LIFE! Penn/Pennsylvania: *grabs Ness by the collar and starts playfully shaking him* YOU! BOUGHT! A! SMART! CAR!

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[Caliban leads Mack over to a closet]

Mack: *walks into the closet* Um. . .what’s in here? Caliban: Oh, it’s just—*turns the room’s light off and grabs the door handle* —YOUR DEMISE. Mack: AHHHHH—! Caliban: *slams the door and locks it*

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@sammys-magical-au @insane4fandoms @b-is-in-the-closet

#incorrect quotes #memes #matpat #egopats #my fan egos #fanmade egos #caliban #caliban the cannibal #patty/dancepat #pat a. cake #penn/pennsylvania #pennsylvania james #leviathanpat #ozzie the inmate #iswm mack #etn3 the detective #ness the waiter #madpat #warfpat

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