What MatPat egos are like as lovers
(The Detective, MadPat, Mack, The Hermit, WarfPat, DarkPat)
The Detective:
- Are you kidding? This man is the sweetest!!
- He likes bringing you flowers a lot. His favorites are lilies, because they remind him of you
- Physical touch is definitely his primary love language (have you seen him and Ro in Escape the Night?!)
- He’s a very patient person most of the time, unless he gets too stressed out. Arguments (because, let’s be honest, they’re inevitable in all relationships) with him are rare.
- He isn’t always the one to apologize first, but he makes a point to always make up for it after you’ve both cooled down
MadPat:
- What?? A serial killer can’t be a good lover, right…?
- Ha! Wrong!
- Well, mostly. Sometimes he gets so caught up in work that you don’t see him for a whole day
- I have no idea how he does it, but this man will somehow work his ass off every day at the pizzeria, and then come home and manage to give you all of his attention
- He likes listening to you talk. Not always anything in particular, either. Hearing about your day, reading to him… all of it is nice. He especially likes it after a long day of work, or after, uh… his less-than-legal hobbies
- If he can help it, he tries to keep you separate from the whole… serial murder thing. Though, I’m sure it’s inevitable you find out eventually…
Mack: (Crewmate & Head Engineer)
- For crewmate Mack, he’s obsessed with you. But not in a creepy way. He just loves being around you, and probably even went as far as to beg the captain to put you on similar jobs so he can stay with you as long as possible
- Loves forehead kisses! Both for you and for himself, but every time you two have some alone time together, it’s cuddles and forehead kisses if he has his way
- Head engineer Mack is more bold. He’s less outwardly touchy, and is far less obsessed with you, but that’s mostly because he has a reputation to uphold. He’s the second-in-command of the whole shop, after all. People look up to him!
- However, he does use his title and his power to keep you around him as much as possible, same as crewmate Mack. Maybe it’s you being assigned the job of cleaning the same room that he’s stationed in, or specifically keeping you from working on one particular day so you can spend the whole day with him
The Hermit:
- He’s the most protective of all the egos. He knows the danger out in the world, and is very adamant about keeping you safe.
- Admittedly, sometimes this protectiveness borders on possessiveness, but he’s a sucker for you. All you have to do is tell him that you appreciate his concern and that you’ll be okay. Sometimes you have to agree to take him with you, but overall, you’re usually allowed to go on your own
- It sounds absolutely insane, but with him as your lover, you are treated like royalty. Sure, he lives in a cave on a (mostly) deserted island, but you have everything you could ever want.
- You swear he has some kind of extraterrestrial abilities…
WarfPat:
- Oh dear, let’s hope you’re up for the chaos
- His love language switches like… every time you blink I swear. One day he’s all on you, hugging you, kissing you, etc. and the next, he’s giving you gifts like there’s no tomorrow
- He’s overall a pretty energetic guy, but around you, he simply cannot sit still. He loves being around you!! It makes him really talkative, too, so he ready to hear him infodump about anything
- You are his favorite guest on his talk show, easily. You’re a fan-favorite, he always says
- He’s kind of like a teenager when it comes to some things in the relationship. Like, for example, he is a sucker for matching things. If you made him matching bracelets, he’d love you until the end of eternity (he already does but you know)
DarkPat:
- I know he looks like an asshole, but it’s mostly just for show
- DarkPat is a mix between The Hermit and Mack, really
- He doesn’t like physical touch all that much. Not just in public, either, but all in all. He will hold your hand sometimes, but kisses make him uncomfortable when they’re unprompted, and he isn’t really one for cuddling
- He makes up for the lack of physical touch with gifts. Specifically expensive jewelry. Seeing you wear it makes even him smile, and then he buys you more
- Rich man fr
- He also likes taking you to fancy dinners for dates, which kind of freaks out the people around him, seeing a glitching entity with too much eyeliner, but as long as you’re happy
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Dear heavens I love your work so much and have only just now found your Tumblr.
Hear me out: MadPat and Detective Patrick stare down. Those two probably dislike each other so much because of the whole good and evil thing lol.
Mads told The Detective to mind his own business whilist to torture some poor souls, while The Detective ain't bother of his warnings
Sorry for the poor quality btw, it was because i did this on my sketchbook and scan it by photo.
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Escape the night season 3
Matpat x male reader
(I just got this idea, ✨friendship✨)
How...?
You are the bodyguard, so how did you manage to let Mat, the ONE person you dedicated your life to protect, die? Everyone saw that his death affected you and Rosanna the most. The good thing, Rosanna was still somewhat sane...but you? You weren't taking this too well...After all, you made a promise to protect him at all costs, yet you failed at that.
W̶h̶y̶ b̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ c̶o̶n̶t̶i̶n̶u̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶o̶ g̶o̶ o̶n̶..?
No..he would have want you to continue. He would want you to escape Everlock. He would want you to stay positive! Yeah, just keep being positive! Haha...positive...Something you're trying to be, but how could you? It was your fault he's not here...it's your fault for not being able to save him...it's your fault...
I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶.̶.̶.̶
You laugh a bit, yeah....it was your fault....even when Rosanna and Joey and everyone says it wasn't, it was your fault...you know this, and it drives you crazy...crazy enough to just volunteer yourself to that next challenge and not do anything. Cause let's face it...you couldn't save Mat, what makes you think you could save or protect anyone else? You didn't even bother to try and solve the challenge, but as your death was near, you just couldn't help but smile...because in the end, Mat's death was and forever will be...
A̶l̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶.̶.̶
A̶l̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶.̶.̶
A̶l̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶f̶a̶u̶l̶t̶.̶.̶...
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I just had a thought that mostly applies for my au (the who killed markiplier and escape the night crossover).
Rosanna the Jet Setter has got to be super rich, right?
That's literally what a Jet Setter does. They have so much money that they can travel the world and go to social events that most people couldn't go to.
So I just have this scene in mind for the fan fiction im making about my AU.
Abe: Mat? Why is there a helicopter outside?
Mat: hm? Oh.... oh!
Ro: *sticking her head out the window, holding and wearing some expensive things* Hi Mat! I just came back from Singapore! Did you know that their Airports have movie theaters there?
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Hey there friendo, you got any sketches or WIPs you’d be willing to share? If you don’t (or if you just don’t feel comfortable sharing) that’s totally alright and I bid you a fantastic day~
Sadly, my computer ate most of my sketches 😔😔
I do have this one though! I was hating how Nikitas face was coming out, so i gave up and drew something else.
i also have this, which was my pfp, for like, 2 days, but it was sUUPer pixelated so i didn't post it :(
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