#madpat x reader

[speedystarshine]

Can you please write head canons about Matpat egos with a Reader who sleeps a lot, and when I mean a lot I mean like lot!

Who would be The one who Hold the reader while they sleep, Or be a little shit and Play loud music to annoy them

You don’t have to write it but I would appreciate it if you do! Have great day/night <3

Ofc!! Here you go! (Lmao I took out Mack because I realized poor guy would basically be doing your job- that would be kinda funny tho like imagine going to sleep on the ship beside him and waking up to entire colonization and you're in a cage 💀)

Characters: Matpat, Madpat, The Detective, The Hermit, Warfpat.

Matpat

Kinda sad he can't really hang out with you that much when you're asleep, so he definitely makes moments counts when you wake up!

One of the one's to hold reader while you're asleep. Y'know that universal feeling where you have a cat on you and won't move even if it hurts because there's a cat on you- Very much like that.

He takes pictures, beware because he has blackmail on you lmao-

Honestly sometimes he uses you as a mini table and just edits and even sometimes record whole-ass videos on top of you 😭

Madpat

Another ones to hold you, but like.... stiff.

He doesn't move the entire time. Bro is sat snkadfkj

Sometimes if he has stuff to do (Read: people to murder) he just kinda flings you on his back and goes off to do whatever

Eventually puts you in a bed because he feels bad, especially if he finds you asleep like on top of the fridge or some random shit 😭

Listen to me he had to sleep on a desk chair for five miserable nights he knows damn well you're gonna be sore when you wake up 💀

The Detective

Honestly how he would react depends on whether your on the team or part of the place but would still kinda be the same

If you're a part of wherever the team is he's kinda sad he doesn't get to see you that much-

If you're on the team though, he is desperately trying to fight so you don't get voted out snjasj-

He is weak as hell. Mans isn't strong enough to carry you every where so most of the time makes sure you fall asleep in the safe spot.

The Hermit

Honestly just leaves you to do your thing 💀

Unlike The Detective, he is way too strong, so he'd probably end up throwing you around like a sack of potatoes and possibly accidentally off a cliff

If you guys are indoors he's slightly more relaxed but still on guard, since everything is new to him no matter how much you tell him its safe-

If you guys are outdoors though, he feels so bad about leaving you in case anything comes back before he does so he tries to make sure your awake when he leaves. <3 You're asleep when he comes back tho

Warfpat

He is a complete ass whether he realizes it or not 😭 I have a hc that no matter where he goes, goofy ass jazzy music follows him, so good luck

He makes lizard noises in your ear to test how deep of a sleeper you are snsnskfds

I'm sorry he loves you but he has. So much fun with you 😭

Probably interviews you and asks about your day and stuff and then pans to your chair which is empty because you fell of it in your sleep

He loves you but your lowkey going to have to get a restraining order if you want even a smidge of sleep around him</3

#matpat egos #matpat egos x reader #matpat x reader #madpat x reader #the detective x reader #the hermit x reader #warfpat x reader

[running-on-a-broken-record]

What MatPat egos are like as lovers

(The Detective, MadPat, Mack, The Hermit, WarfPat, DarkPat)

The Detective: - Are you kidding? This man is the sweetest!! - He likes bringing you flowers a lot. His favorites are lilies, because they remind him of you - Physical touch is definitely his primary love language (have you seen him and Ro in Escape the Night?!) - He’s a very patient person most of the time, unless he gets too stressed out. Arguments (because, let’s be honest, they’re inevitable in all relationships) with him are rare. - He isn’t always the one to apologize first, but he makes a point to always make up for it after you’ve both cooled down

MadPat: - What?? A serial killer can’t be a good lover, right…? - Ha! Wrong! - Well, mostly. Sometimes he gets so caught up in work that you don’t see him for a whole day - I have no idea how he does it, but this man will somehow work his ass off every day at the pizzeria, and then come home and manage to give you all of his attention - He likes listening to you talk. Not always anything in particular, either. Hearing about your day, reading to him… all of it is nice. He especially likes it after a long day of work, or after, uh… his less-than-legal hobbies - If he can help it, he tries to keep you separate from the whole… serial murder thing. Though, I’m sure it’s inevitable you find out eventually…

Mack: (Crewmate & Head Engineer) - For crewmate Mack, he’s obsessed with you. But not in a creepy way. He just loves being around you, and probably even went as far as to beg the captain to put you on similar jobs so he can stay with you as long as possible - Loves forehead kisses! Both for you and for himself, but every time you two have some alone time together, it’s cuddles and forehead kisses if he has his way - Head engineer Mack is more bold. He’s less outwardly touchy, and is far less obsessed with you, but that’s mostly because he has a reputation to uphold. He’s the second-in-command of the whole shop, after all. People look up to him! - However, he does use his title and his power to keep you around him as much as possible, same as crewmate Mack. Maybe it’s you being assigned the job of cleaning the same room that he’s stationed in, or specifically keeping you from working on one particular day so you can spend the whole day with him

The Hermit: - He’s the most protective of all the egos. He knows the danger out in the world, and is very adamant about keeping you safe. - Admittedly, sometimes this protectiveness borders on possessiveness, but he’s a sucker for you. All you have to do is tell him that you appreciate his concern and that you’ll be okay. Sometimes you have to agree to take him with you, but overall, you’re usually allowed to go on your own - It sounds absolutely insane, but with him as your lover, you are treated like royalty. Sure, he lives in a cave on a (mostly) deserted island, but you have everything you could ever want. - You swear he has some kind of extraterrestrial abilities…

WarfPat: - Oh dear, let’s hope you’re up for the chaos - His love language switches like… every time you blink I swear. One day he’s all on you, hugging you, kissing you, etc. and the next, he’s giving you gifts like there’s no tomorrow - He’s overall a pretty energetic guy, but around you, he simply cannot sit still. He loves being around you!! It makes him really talkative, too, so he ready to hear him infodump about anything - You are his favorite guest on his talk show, easily. You’re a fan-favorite, he always says - He’s kind of like a teenager when it comes to some things in the relationship. Like, for example, he is a sucker for matching things. If you made him matching bracelets, he’d love you until the end of eternity (he already does but you know)

DarkPat: - I know he looks like an asshole, but it’s mostly just for show - DarkPat is a mix between The Hermit and Mack, really - He doesn’t like physical touch all that much. Not just in public, either, but all in all. He will hold your hand sometimes, but kisses make him uncomfortable when they’re unprompted, and he isn’t really one for cuddling - He makes up for the lack of physical touch with gifts. Specifically expensive jewelry. Seeing you wear it makes even him smile, and then he buys you more - Rich man fr - He also likes taking you to fancy dinners for dates, which kind of freaks out the people around him, seeing a glitching entity with too much eyeliner, but as long as you’re happy

#matpat x reader #matpat #game theory #escape the night #escape the night s3 #the detective #darkpat #warfpat #madpat #headcanons #x reader #reader insert #gender neutral reader

[ripwika]

Y/N: *watching documentaries about serial killers*

Madpat: Am I joke to you?!

#madpat #matthew patrick #x reader #reader #fanfic #fic

[lavender-cassidy-iplier]

Honestly this is my first time ever on Tumblr so, for my first post I'll be explaining what exactly I'll be doing here and posting about.

♡ Fandoms I'll post about ♡

- DDLC (Doki Doki Literature club)

- Alter Ego Fandom

♡ What I do post ♡

- Headcanons

- Theories

- RP plots

- X Reader's or Insert Reader's

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✘ What I don't post ✘

- Fandoms I'm not in or I have no knowledge of

- 18+ requests

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♡ Egos / Characters I'll post about ♡

🥀🌻 Iplier Egos 🌻🥀

💞 Mark Fischbach (Creator) 💞

🖤💙❤ Darkiplier / Damien Whitacare ❤💙🖤

🥞🍨💖 Wilford Warfstache 💖🍨🥞

💙👓 Googleiplier 👓💙

🎮🎲Bim Trimmer 🎲🎮

💛💉 Dr. Iplier 💉💛

💞💕 Yandereiplier 💕💞

🥈🏋 Silver Shepherd 🏋🥈

🧡🛹 Bingiplier 🛹🧡

💕💗 Actor Mark 💕💗

💃⚪ Yancy ⚪💃

💙📷 Jim's 📷💙

🧡🤠 Illinois 🤠🧡

❤📔 The Host/Author 📔❤

💭💖 Eric 💖💭

🏴‍☠️🌊 Captain Magnum 🌊🏴‍☠️

🌸💖 Pasteliplier 💖🌸

♻️💚 Ed Edgar 💚♻️

🍲💝 Chefiplier 💝🍲

⬜🖤 Annus 🖤⬜

💀 WKM (Who Killed Markiplier?) 💀

😇💝 DA (District Attorney) / Vanessa Rae Smith 💝😇

🕵💢 Abe The Detective 💢🕵

🍲 Angy Chef 🍲

💙🍵 Benjamin Butler 🍵💙

🏵👒George Groundsman 👒🏵

🚀🌌 ISWM 🌌🚀

✨❄Celcionnia F. Kelvina / Celine Whitacare ❄✨

💠💙 Dorene L. Whitacare 💙💠

😴🤧 Head Engineer Mark / Spaceiplier 🤧😴

💄🌟 Lady 💄🌟

💢🔫 Gunther 🔫💢

💙🌧 Wug 🌧💙

🌼🃏Bandit Lady 🃏🌼

❤🔧 Burt 🔧❤

🚨 🚧 Construction Mark 🚧🚨

👴📔 Dadiplier / Stan? 📔👴

🏖💝 Life Guard Mark 💝🏖

🍕💘 Pizza Guy Mark 💘🍕

🍵🍪 Septic Egos 🍪🍵

🔔 Seán McLoughin (Creator) 🔔

💚 🔪🐢 Antisepticeye 🐢🔪💚

😇🥺 JJ 😇🥺

🐈✨ Marvin The Magnificent ✨🐈

💜🧟‍♂️ Robbie 🧟‍♂️💜

💚🦸‍♂️Jackieboyman 🦸‍♂️💚

🔫🧢 Chase Brody 🧢🔫

💚💉 Henrik Von Shneeplestein 💉💚

💙🖤 CrankGamePlay Egos 🖤💙

🍪💙 Ethan Nestor (Creator) 💙🍪

❔🖤 Unus 🖤❔

😞💙 Blank 😞💙

🍦💙 Mad Mike 💙🍦

💚☮️ Game Theory Egos ☮️💚

✅ ♻️ Matthew Patrick (Creator)♻️ ✅

💣🔥 Madpat 🔥💣

🥝💚 Mack (Theory Crew) 💚🥝

💜🎤 NWTB Egos 🎤💜

💜🎼 Nathan Sharp (Creator) 🎼💜

💋💅 Phantom 💋💅

🎸🎵 Natemare 🎵🎸

♥💮 Natepai 💮♥

📔💞 DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club)💞📔

♟️🎲 Protagonist 🎲♟️

🍪💙 Sayori 💙🍪

😡🧁 Natsuki 🧁😡

🌻💚 Monika 💚🌻

🥀💜 Yuri 💜🥀

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Requests are open at anytime so you can request whatever you'd like from the characters I've listed out, and I'll do my best to deliver, I'll put this out here that I won't have stable Wi-Fi 24/7 but I'll try to do these things :) - Cassidy 💜

#imagines #ddlc #darkiplier #antisepticeye #natemare #phantom nwtb #madpat

[angstashes]

Hello and Welcome to my Writing blog!

If you’re looking for my meme and edit account, please go to @ashesofangst

Anyway, with that out of the way, let me explain what I will write here/the fandoms I’ll write here and what you should know before requesting down below.

Fandoms I’ll Write For: Markiplier Egos (WKM/Damien/WMLW/Markiplier TV/ADWM/AHWM/ISWM) Jacksepticeye Egos CrankGameplays Egos NateWantsToBattle Egos Due to some stuff, I only feel comfortable writing MadPat when comes to MatPat’s egos

What I Will Write: Angst Fluff Though I myself don’t ship things, I will write ships! (I have a ship block tag called “the ashes ship block tag” if you don’t want to see it!)

What I WON’T Write: Smut The following ships I won’t do: Jim/Another Jim Robbie/Anyone Angus/Anti Henrik/Angus or Anti Blank/Dark Google/Dark Actor/William Yandere, YandereGameplays, Natpai, The Jims, E-Boy, and Eric/Anyone else out of that grouping (minus The Jims/Yandere because I view them as siblings) Jackie, Anti, and Chase/Each other Phantom/Natemare Irl Person/Irl Person Irl Person/ANY of the egos X Readers

I will do requests (check my bio if they’re opened!), but be warned, I have a hard time writing my own stuff before another idea comes in so might take a while. You can request by either DMing me or in my ask box! Please also note that I will deny your request if I’m uncomfortable.

#thought I might as well do this #even though I’m on break

[is-i-halloween-yet]

Distracting Kiss With Anti

Distracting Kiss - When you are competing, maybe playing video games or something so you press kisses anywhere available; arms, nose, knees, ears, knuckles, temple, just anywhere to distract them.

I wasn't surprised when Anti had demanded us all play capture the flag at his party, but what I didn't expect was for him to demand that I play as well. He knew good and well how much the other figments terrified me and when my protesting failed, I had at least thought he would have put us on the same team. But no. Here I was, NateMare painting my face in blue stripes as we discussed our positions.

"Okay. Mare and I will go after their flag. Virus can be outward defense and Mad, you can be prison guard." Dark began to explain, apparently having appointed himself team captain. Sighing, I raised my hand.

"What about me Dark?" The entities one by one turned to face me, confusion filling their features as if they forgot I was present. I slowly shrunk away into myself, looking down shyly, "I mean I don't have to play..."

Dark placed a hand on my shoulder and his fingers under my chin forcing me to look up at him, "Of course you'll play. You have the very important position of-"

"Guardian of the flag!" Mad Pat decided.

"Yes! Guardian of the flag that's a good one!" Dark smiled, his eyes glowing a light red, "the most important position, isn't that right everyone?"

I looked at them confused, "Guardian of the flag?"

"It's either that or bait." NateMare smirked, "Which would you prefer sweetheart?"

This is boring! I've been here for at least an hour, probably more... Damnit Anti! Why are you doing this?

Arms snuck around my waist causing me to jump, only to relax seeing glowing eyes. "Anti you scared the shit out of me."

"Sorry not sorry." He pecked my cheek playing with me. "You look bored as all heck anyhow. So you should just lettme reach over and-"

I smirked, moving quickly to step in front of him, "Not so fast pretty boy. You gotta get past me first." I crossed my arms, "and as boring as it is, it is my job."

"Hmmm.." Anti tsked, "And what am I gonna have to do to you kitten?" He smirked at me, lurching forward and lunging his fingers at me, only not to budge. "Damn sugar. Your putting up more of a fight than I thought." He looked in thought for a moment, glancing between me and the flag before a dark smile lifted his lips and he disappeared. I looked around, rapidly circling the flag out of fear that the entity would go to the opposite side of me and steal the flag. Instead, I circled it like a vulture.

"ANTI!" I cried, "ANTI NO FAIR! I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON NO POWERS! I CANT F-"

A large squeal called for the entity's entrance as he slammed me into the ground, hands on my waist to pin me down, "I don't think we agreed on anything sweetcheeks. Now... What am I gonna have to do to get the flag?"

"Screw you." I mumbled, attempting to struggle but to no avail: He was after a supernatural entity with mass power that I sometimes wonder if he knows all about.

He deeply chuckled, slightly forming a smirked pout on his lips, "Maybe later... That would get me in trouble... But I think I know something I could do.."

Before I could even open my mouth to inquire about such, his lips were hotly presses against my arm, kissing rapidly but pausing to suck on my shoulder, collarbone, and neck before reaching my jaw. I was numb to my surroundings for a while, allowing his hands to hold me down and his lips do the talking but as I felt one hand remove itself from my body I tensed and flung open my eyes to see Anti reaching for the flag. Using all my strenght, I rolled the entity under me and he stared at me in shock while I moved my lips to his roughly, holding him down by the elbows to prevent him from moving as he roughly squirmed and kissed just as hard back in attempts to get back on bottom.

When I finally pulled away, coughing and gasping for air Anti smirked, intentions of reaching for the flag clearly gone, "Wow..." He chuckled awkwardly, "Didn't know you felt like that."

"Umm... Yeah." I scratched the back of my neck awkwardly, trying to find a retort, "I uh- Didn't know you kissed your friends like that."

He smirked at this, a strangely pleasant but uncanny feeling filling my bones. "I don't."

I nodded, looking down with a blush on my features which depend as I realised I was still on top of him. Quickly moving, I offered him a hand to pull him up when a dark thought entered my mind and as he reached for my palm, i grabbed his scarf from his belt. "HAHA YES!" I smirked, pulling Anti up in victory, "You are going to jail birthday boy!"

He pouted for a minute and looked down, throwing a fake tantrum when his eyes lit up. "I could do that... Or I could take you out."

"Out like... On a date?"

"No out like I'm gonna kill you." He chuckled, "Yes on a date." I blushed, "I mean it's your party and-" "Yeah. And I'm the birthday boy." He pouted, approaching me, his voice mocking that of a toddler, "And I wanna take the pretty girl to a movie." He kissed my cheek, "Pweetty pwease with ice cream on top?"

"Fine." I sighed and in victory, Anti picked me and teleported me away.

He kissed my head, setting me down, "Your team may have won, but I'm still the real winner tonight just because I get to spend my night with you."

#anti #anti imagine #anti imagines #anti x reader #antisepticeye #antisepticeye imagine #antisepticeye imagines #antisepticeye x reader #darkiplier #natemare #madpat

[smolwash]

Meeting the Families

Request: Natewolf x fem! Reader with the prompt 14. “I’m really nervous to meet your family…” from @spooky-scary-lesbian

Ah Christmas. The Battles always did Christmas a few days early to account for those of them that had significant others to go visit their significant other’s families. This year that included dear Natewolf.

This was your first time meeting Wolf’s family and you were... nervous to say the least.

“I’m really nervous to meet your family…” you told him. He kissed your temple.

“Sugar plum, relax. They’re gonna love you. Besides, Louisa and Lia are human so they’ll totally understand how you feel and Natpai is totally normal too...minus his girlfriend...Anyway. You’ll be fine. I promise. Phantom promised to make sure things went smoothly. Just try to relax and be yourself. Okay?”

“O-Okay.”

He kissed your forehead once more before kissing your nose then both your cheeks. You two went in and Wolf introduced you to Phantom and Louisa first. Louisa was very welcoming and motherly and Phantom was a gentleman that helped put you at ease. Natemare was playful and joked with you to try to help loosen you up and Lia was just an absolute sweetheart. Sharper was polite and Bones did his best to keep from hurting you. Echo was just the most precious and his plus one MadPat kinda scared you a bit and you sensed some tension between him and Mare but they kept things civil. Natpai was kind and polite though his girlfriend was a bit scary... All in all not bad.

Then came Wolf’s turn to meet your family.

“What if they hate me? I mean I’m a toon and-”

You interrupted.

“Wolf. I just met a demon, a siren, an android, as well as whatever Sharper and Bones are. Not to mention Madpat and Yandere-chan. You can meet some humans. If I can get your crazy family to like me, you can certainly get my family to like you”

#natewolf #natewolf x reader

[thetreecorner]

REQUESTS OPEN

Hello there internet! For a short amount of time I will be taking requests for READER INSERTS ONLY. Please read EVERYTHING before you request something from me.

Rules:

Be patient, I am one person with only so much time

Be kind, don’t demand that I write something for you

Be as specific as you can with what you want, or it won’t turn out the way you want it to

Limit yourself to 1 or 2 requests. Please don’t go on anon and send 10+ requests

If you’re shy like me and want to send request via Anon, but would like to be told when the request is put up, shoot me a PM (I promise I don’t bite) and I’ll message you when I finish/post the story)

If requesting for Sander Sides (with the exclusion of Sleep), understand that I will most likely not take requests for romantic stories with a female!readers (non-binary is okay)

If requesting for Connor, specify the model (RK800, RK800-60, ext)

For these requests I will need the following:

Character(s) name(s)

Reader Pronouns (If not specified, I will use they/them)

Plot (Or simply say fluff/angst/platonic/ext if you’d like something generic)

An Example: “Can I get a platonic Patton Sanders x Fem!Reader fluff where the reader can’t understand her feelings and goes to him for help”

Fandoms I will write for (read character list before requesting):

YouTube Egos

Detroit: Become Human

Sander Sides

Stuff I will NOT do:

Ships (Anti x Dark and stuff like that)

Full On Smut (suggestive stuff is okay)

The Act of self harming/suicide

I will not write a toxic relationship w/ a happy ending (example: Person A cheats on Person B, and Person B forgives and stays with them)

Non-Con

Real People (exceptions can be made (example: being friends w/ Nate and meeting Natemare for the first time))

Write cannonly gay characters in straight relationships (Sanders Sides)

Stuff I will do:

Poly relationships (only two (2) characters + reader)

AU’s (Highschool, Human, Coffee Shop, ext)

Crossovers (example: Fluffy Poly with Connor and Google)

Love Triangles (if you don’t specify who you want reader to end up w/, I will either choose or leave it on a cliff hanger)

Character Death (Reader death as well)

LIST OF CHARACTERS UNDER THE CUT OFF

Characters I will write For:

Darkiplier

The Host

The Author

Google (all 4)

Bim Trimmer

Bing

Doctor Iplier

Cool Patroliplier

Wilford Warfstache

Antisepticeye

Doctor Schneeplestein

Chase Brody

Robbie the Zombie

Marvin the Magnificent

Jackieboyman

Jameson Jackson

Natemare

The Phantom

Mercer (vampire!Nate)

Eram Moonstruck (reverse!Natemare)

Logan Sanders

Patton Sanders

Virgil Sanders

Roman Sanders

Sleep (Remy Sanders)

Deceit

Blankgameplays

Geargameplays

Mad Mike

Benjamin Butler

Apocalypse

MadPat

Connor (RK800, RK900, RK800-60, RK800-01)

Markus

Kara

Hank Anderson

Simon

Gavin Reed

Note: RK800-60 is the Connor who kidnapped Hank to use against RK-800, RK800-01 is a fan made Connor who is basically Bryan Dechart dressed up as Connor.

#Darkiplier #Antisepticeye #Natemare #Sander Sides #Iplier egos #Septic egos #battle egos #Detroit: Become Human #Rk800 #connor #rk900 #wilford warfstache #doctor schneep #Jameson Jackson #The Phantom #Logan #Patton #Roman #Virgil #the Host #Author #Bing #Google #Chase Brody #Doctor Iplier #Marvin the Magnificent #Jackieboyman #Blankgameplays #Mad Mike #Kara

[speedystarshine]

(Because I said so, also for 33 followers because Holy shit I hadn't noticed! Thank you all so much for the support <3)

Matpat Egos with a Winged!Reader

Characters: Matpat, Madpat, Mack (crewmate/engineer/dictator), The Detective, The Hermit, Warfpat

Matpat

The minute he sees you he's all 🤨👀🧐. He's uh... Not really used to seeing entity's or hybrids or other egos, so sometimes he forgets that not everyone is human. Fully human, anyways.

He's really interested in them, though! (Even if you might take it a different way due to his facial expressions 😭) He mainly wants to study them and understand how they work, but outside of him wanting to know everything about them, he thinks they're really cool! And soft, he sometimes picks up stray feathers that have slipped for them. Is also immediately there if you mention needing help preening. I mean, c'mon! A) their soft, B) you like it and C), he likes it! I don't think he really understands that preening is usually done by uh....yk. Not new friends, let's say.

Probably asks if he can fly with you once and then starts crying the second you're both 0.1 centimeter of the ground 🙄

5/10 very helpful, but also very annoying.

Madpat

"That's cool, now if you don't mind I'm on fire and-" IM JOKING IM JOKI- He's not tho

He thinks they look amazing! He likes the markings/colours on them, and asks you about them.

The only thing he's curious about though is, how do you balance with them? They look very heavy they are and are certainly bigger than you.

As long as you're okay though, he doesn't mind!

He's heard about preening before, but has absolutely no idea what it is exactly or how it works. He reminds you about it daily, though.

He also collects the feathers that fall out, but gives them back to you instead of keeping them. Probably keeps one or two to study them, though.

He won't ever tell you this, but he is very intimated and turned on when he sees your wings stretched out at full height. Just sorta 'eeps' and scuttles away.

He's also very careful with his weapons when he's around you, since he knows that if he swings stuff around too much he could hurt you :(

Probably turns on his chainsaw every now and then and then giggles like the bastard he his when you jump

Stops after the first few times though, since sometimes you knock stuff over with your wings, and also, you have wings. He does not. You will and have suddenly flown of with him as revenge. And he knows you'll do it again.

Mack (crewmate)

You'll definitely know the first time he sees them since it'll be silent and then you'll hear a little "oh!"

He's like a little puppy and just follows you around everywhere, and it's very obvious that he has a lot of questions.

He's too nervous to ask you outright though, probably asking Celci to ask you since he knows that if he asked Mark then Mark would tease him and he'd probably die tbh-

You definitely notice that he's following/staring at you, so sometimes if you stretch n yawn you make sure to stretch your wings full height so he can see.

Also picks up feathers bro why do all of them but instead of waiting till your gone like the others, it'll be a mad scramble to get them before they hit the ground. What can I say, he's a little bit of a germaphobe.

He doesn't really know what they fully feel like, but from what he knows they're very soft and silky, you obviously take good care of them.

His favourite pastime is ruffling them so their all fluffy :)

One day when the two of you are alone you feel him staring for the bazillionth time that day, so you eventually cave and tell him he can touch them if he wants too.

Mack is processing-

When he does, he'll be so excited! And nervous. His hands are probably shaking. Eventually though he melts into it, and actually finds it very relaxing both of you. Probably turns into an accidental preening session.

Mack (Engineer)

Instantly notices, how could he not? He absolutely adores him, but acts as if they're a massive nuisance all of the time (We're not stupid, Mack-)

Cleans up your feathers after you, all the time, even though you haven't asked him too.

Sometimes you shed more on purpose because it's funny to hear him mumble stuff like "If I were Captain, I wouldn't leave feathers all over the place!" Yeah yeah sure, we know you have a big fat crush on-

Every single feather he collects, he keeps in a little cabinet in his room. If anyone where to ask he'd get very flustered, but is reasoning is "Well we can't throw them out the Airlock, littering is bad!" Uh huh, sure-

Sometimes if he's walking closely behind you, going on his rants about how he is clearly the better captain, or something else, you smack him in the face with your wings

He's so shocked help 😭- He's trying to process what happened, like yeah it hurt but how come it was so soft? What even- OH

Captain is cackling their ass down the corridor all ready, not waiting for his reaction.

He'd be so flustered for a second but then remembers 'wait I'm supposed to hate them' and just storms off after you, yelling shit like "Captain! Ugh! They are so immature- 👹"

Calls you 'bird brain' as an insult but it eventually becomes a pet name as time passes

Mack (Dictator)

😳

Is immediately in love with them and you the second you step onboard-

When you land, he gives you the final choice to make the 'right' decision and make him Captain.

And you know what? Yeah sure, go ahead.

Captain: *giggles* IM FREE YES FUCK YOU-

Tee hee, no. No you are not.

Anyways, his thoughts about them!

He really does think they're pretty on you, heck, you always look amazing! But... He does need you to rely on him, and knocking you a peg lower than you already were seems to do the trick :( sorry.

He's not a total monster though (🤨) and he knows how uncomfortable it can be for you to have feathers, since he'll sometimes wake up to heaps of them in your shared bed.

He'll also preen them for you, though he constantly tugs on your collar which can make it annoying.

Sometimes if he wakes up before you, he'll pet them gently. Will instantly scream like a girl and shove you out (and most likely off) the bed when he notices you waking up.

He also likes how they unfold and seem to shelter you two from everyone else when you two are, uh...... 😳Holding....hands...?

^He'll also tug on them if he knows it'll get a reaction out of you

Throws out the loose feathers :( What's the point of having feathers when he has the actual bird? Thing?

He loves you (🧐) but will snip them if he feels like/catches you're trying to run away too much.

The Detective

:0

He will trail around with you, but unlike Mack, and unfortunately for you, will asks lots of questions. And I mean a lot of them. Writes down everything you say in his goofy little notebook 😭

Also calls you 'bird brain', but it comes out more teasing and friendly than derogatory.

*sighs* keeps your feathers. Probably has a separate journal with all of them in there, yk how some people do those flower stamp journals?

Claims it's for 'research' or 'evidence' like bestie the only 'evidence' I'm seeing is how much of a simp you are-

Is a lot more touchy than the other egos, probably just immediately holding them and being like 🧐😳🤨 whether or not you're comfortable of people touching them 😭

Preens them for you, but he does ask first though. However, if your wings were really dirty and not taken care of, he'd sit your ass down straight away and start-

Probably puts on gloves when they're dirty because he's a dramatic ass bitch-

Sometimes when he feels really tired and just wants to go home he'll make 'little' hints like "y/n would it be odd if you gave us the answer to this puzzle" or "y/n wouldn't it be so funny if you just flew of with the strongman rn haha" yeah no sorry bestie

Yk how sometimes ppl do the thing where they ruffle someone's hair? Yeah he does that but with your wings because he has a teensy tiny theory that it's practically the same thing. it's not, don't tell him tho

Yeah if you got jumpscared you'd probs accidentally smack him in the face with them since he's always like. The closest person in your general vicinity.

Sometimes if you two cuddle you wrap them around the both of you like a blanket and let him pet it :)

Poor guy just needs to lie down, yk that image of a pathetic looking kitten with milk spilt all over it's face yes that is him 24/7

He loves you tho :)

The Hermit

Oh you'll be wanting to stay away from him 24/7.

It's not that he'll actually hurt you, it's just a general vibe, and the fact he keeps making little comments that imply he wants to roast and eat you.

He doesn't get social cues though, having lived by himself for so long, so he probably doesn't get that it's coming across that way or why you look so scared 😭

He is super affectionate towards you, practically begging to preen you despite probably having no idea how to do it.

You have to show him 😭 you also do his hair! Bro's been living in a cave for god knows how long, you can't tell me he doesn't have random stuff in it.

He won't keep your feathers, although if you were to give him one he'd do something silly like tuck it behind his ear :)

He also keeps one on a necklace, kinda like how he has that mini skull :D

Is overall super affectionate and friendly, despite everything else about him practically screaming "sketchy" and the fact he never seems to want you to leave his cave or side

He doesn't really have a lot of questions about you tbh, instead just pinning it as 'the many beauties of nature'. He does find them fascinating though, and tells you so every so often.

Warfpat

BlackBoxWarrior - Will Wood, 2:46

Bro will probably drag you by the wings into his goofy ass studio >:(

Frames if as an interview but honestly he just wants to know himself-

Asks if he can give a 'live demonstration' of preening even though A) the answer is probably most definitely no B) he doesn't know what he's talking about, he's like a kid playing tag except they don't know the rules so they add random shit to make it looks like they do-

You eventually let him, in private, since he won't leave you alone and every single fucking door you open leads you right back to his studio >:((

He still takes a sneaky little video or picture because of course he did 🙄 istg he's like those girls who my teacher will be like "guys my friend died :(" and then you just hear "A NEVER ENDING STORYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHH STORIEEEEEE" and look back to see two white girls twerking

He loves you though :) he finds that your wings make great blankets/pillows if he's tired!

He swears it's like cat hair though he'll wake up with feathers in his fucking mouth and hair and even his moustache

If he's being too annoying though don't worry you can just swoop him up and fly off with him :)

Which.... Uh doesn't actually work the way you'd want it to because he finds it fun and pretends to fake swoon because he's a bastard

I'm sorry I don't know his character that well 😭

Tee hee finally finished *collapses*/j I guess this is technically a 30 follower special, hope y'all enjoy!

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Egos with reader who has adhd?

(also I love your content!! 🫶)

Thank you :)

The Detective: - Literally doesn't even notice at first - More than happy to let you rant about your hyperfixations, he even encourages it! - If and when you get overstimulated, this man is trained. He knows exactly what to do to help you and get you out - If you are medicated and have to take your meds at a specific time, he is absolutely on top of making sure you take it. If you forget, don't worry, because this man has your back

MadPat: - He doesn't really notice either, he just assumes you're a very energetic person - He's perfectly fine with it when you tell him, as long as it doesn't become an annoyance (you could never be an annoyance to him) - Actually grows to like your stims. Specifically the smaller ones like leg bouncing or playing with your hands. He thinks it's cute - Overall completely unbothered (in a supportive way of course)

Mack: (head engineer) - "I noticed." - Pretends to be annoyed as an excuse to get you some fidget toys so he doesn't look soft when he just wants to help you :) - If he ever sees you using them, he's definitely smiling on the inside - He lets you play with his hands, too, if you'd rather do that instead of playing with the fidget - Space gods have mercy on anyone who comments on it, though, because they may or may not have gotten themselves a one way ticket to the afterlife

The Hermit: - He isn't exactly around humans much so he doesn't realize that your ADHD-ridden behaviors are considered "unusual" to neurotypicals - Has absolutely no idea what ADHD is. And likely will continue to not understand until long after you explain it. - But he does make it clear that no matter what, he still loves you :)

WarfPat: - I headcanon that he has ADHD too! - Actually gets kind of excited because he feels he can relate to you more! - Hyperactive bursts are common for him, so if you have them too, you guys will get along great - He talks about his most recent hyperfixation almost constantly. He doesn't even mind if you don't listen, but if you do, he's going into an almost uncomfortable amount of detail - He kind of does the same thing for you if you're talking about your hyperfixation, where he isn't always 100% listening, but he focuses in occasionally

DarkPat: - I have stated this a million times but I will do it again! RANT TO THIS MAN! He will listen to you talk about literally whatever (hyperfixations!! Talk about your hyperfixations!) and will listen intently the whole entire time - If you want any kind of fidget to stim with or just to have, he will get you like... a dozen to choose from, and even more if you want to - I promise you, if you have a hyperfixation that you're REALLY into, he will spoil you so bad, getting you merch and other fandom-related gifts like there's no tomorrow

#I want all of them :( #matpat #game theory #escape the night #escape the night s3 #madpat #matpat x reader #darkpat #reader insert #the hermit #x reader #warfpat #head engineer mack #in space with mack

[nocnabestia666]

Y/N: *looking at Madpat*

Madpat: *smilling* Like what you see?

Y/N: no

You just have blood stains on your face.

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[speedystarshine]

If I may, can I request how the different Matpat egos would react to the winged player (yn) picking them up and flying with them? (Bonus points if it’s out of nowhere and they don’t see it coming) I’m absolutely LOVING this blog!!

ofc, and ty for the kind words! I just used the same characters that I did in the 30 post :P

Characters: Matpat, Madpat, Mack (Crewmate/Engineer/Dictator), The Detective, The Hermit, Warfpat.

Matpat

screaming, crying, pissing his pants, calling his mommy,

No but don't he will actually throw up the second you reach the ground

He swears he hates you so much for that especially since it's highly likely that he was like hitting your chest to get you to put him down and then suddenly you're 10,0000 feet in the air and be like "yeah sure okay :D"

Demands you carry him half because he's petty and half because his legs are shaking so bad 😭

Bro had coffee too like. He loves you but his coffee man c'mon not cool :(

Demands hugs and kisses and literally anything that'll stop him feeling nauseous he's such a baby 🙄

Probably threatens to clip your wings but you know he's too pussy to actually do it/hj

Madpat

You made him drop his chainthrower :( 

(yes he calls it that he told me himself and also you owe him a new one and also here’s the marriage papers before you can process-)

Screams for like half a second and then just sits there like :T he’s processing okay- 

Honestly, he just clings to you like a koala, let him have his internal mental breakdown in peace 😭

You finally put him down and he doesn’t let go-

He comes back half an hour later looking as if he’s been crying and asks you to take him again so he can have his quirky y/n wattpad moment 

give him a hug bro just wants to look cool in front of you okay let him have that   :(( you don’t, and give him hugs instead :)) *cue mat standing outside the door like HUH?!?!? 😡😡🤡🥺😭*

He does genuinely find it fun, (and is slightly scared at the fact you can just fly up with him like he weighs nothing) but he will also cry-

he’s trying :(

Mack (Crewmate)

in space? :0 (I’m joking this is probably either on Earth or when y’all get to the new planet)

do. do you want to be single?/j

but seriously- his reaction would be similar to mat’s except its just non stop screaming the whole time :(

and then extra :( because when you two get down he won’t talk to you and just kinda follow you around with the 🥺 expression on his face. 

He needs hugs and ice cream and distractions asap right away bc he genuinely thought this was a murder attempt or sum (it wasn’t, but he doesn’t know that!! :dd)

Mark would laugh but he honestly just feels sorry for him because of the puppy eyes- 

probably drags him to you to make you apologize (Even tho you probably have 10000 times the second he started crying) He’ll talk to you again dw he just found it funny how you were so panicked at his reaction >:) manipulative shit-

Mack (Engineer)

“Captain? What are you HOLY FUCKINGSHITWHATTEHFU”

Kinda just freaks out and laughs nervously the whole time while tucking his face into your chest

the second you land, he is so pale. Like damn bro you need a minute-

in the most monotone voice ever, excuses himself to the bathroom, where the distant sounds of throwing up, sobbing, fanboying?? and other stages of grief can be heard 

he finds it hot 😭

Marks thinks its the funniest shit ever like full on kidney collapse knee slaps, table slams- Yeah he’s not ever letting Mack forget it even tho it was your fault

Don’t worry though, Mack will still hug you and hang out with you and stuff but he’s always tense as if your gonna swoop off again

he even starts bragging to the others as if he wasn’t a millisecond away from pissing his pants and praying

relaxes eventually tho :D kinda holds a grudge against you, but jesus just-

warn him next time if you want to do it again 

Mack (Dictator)

Haha what wings?

What freedom of limbs to be able to swoop in the first place?/j

no but you might actually want to start running after you pull a stunt like that, bro’s gonna pull fucking operation: hunt the bird 😭

his reaction is kinda funny but also not? 

lets out a yelp, and demands you put him down but in this very startled squealing tone- 

after he gets used to it glares at you with an ‘unamused’ expression but you’re so close to him that you can see this man is 👌 close away from crying

just kinda stands there and processes when you put him down and then immediately chases after you

he has a gun so you might want to be good at dodging mid air-

yeah you’re definitely in big BIG trouble afterwards but in your opinion it was totally worth it (unless that’s not the first time or prank you’ve pulled and he decides to clip your wings :((()

tbh the thing he’s most embarrassed about is the fact that there were people around to witness

calls the firing squad on those that tease him about it because haha funky dictator man >:D

The Detective

why? literally just why would you do this to him 

you will be paying for his therapy/j

he finds it really fun but would prefer if he doesn’t have that falling feeling in his stomach

or in his entire body. like at all

his glasses fall off halfway through. you will also be paying for-

he’s so polite about it too although his voice definitely breaks a lot 😭

you get halfway up and he goes “yeah uM y/n this is reAlly nice and all bUt can you put me dOwnokaynevermindholyshitfuckcuntbitchmotherfu” 

he just clings to you afterwards with an awkward smile like “hi <:)?” yeah he’s not letting go bestie you can say buh bye to privacy after that <3

he doesn’t throw up bc he’s a girlboss but definitely feels queasy after which is half of the reason why he’s still clinging to you

probably wouldn’t get it, but if he felt confident enough sometime later would ask if you can take him up again :)

and immediately regrets it- he finds it cool that you can fly though, even if he doesn’t prefer it!

tbh he just wants to see the sky and shit with you because he’s a dork and a simp and we love him 😌

The Hermit

are you sure. are you ABSOLUTELY sure that you would want to pull that shit with this man.

you ever hear the phrase “they’re either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid”?

i mean- okay. yeah sure. say you did

I feel like he’d be ready because the second he feels you about to prepare he just kinda instantly knows what’s gonna happen

ik his character is sketchy as hell and he keeps making it seem like he’s gonna kill you but bestie if you do pull this off you might figure out pretty soon where he gets all that food from

it’d definitely be different if you were his s/o, but just because you’re safe doesn’t mean you’re wings are! :D 

yeah but no he’s not having it why would you even do this

honestly the only scenario this happens and you don’t die or lose limbs is if you ask him first and makes sure he wants to because otherwise you’re next honestly 😭

absolute suicide mission and his reaction isn’t even fun he just gives you that polite strained adult smile while staring into your soul-

Warfpat

*sighs* its funny because I think this is the same way I started out the intro on the other post-

but yeah, crazy man would love it, you know he would. Probably giggles and shit as if he’s not suspended 20,00000 feat in the air being carried by a person who is shorter than him and theoretically shouldn’t even be able to carry him

because he can warp reality, I think he’d use that power to ‘spice things up’ with your little trip

and by that I mean you’ll endlessly be doing the loop the loop because he keeps flipping the sky upside down and noclipping you EVERYWHERE

bro the tables have turned because the second you land he’s clapping and wanting to go again and y/n is the one throwing up and shit-

he actually unironically finds it cute and its like a 50/50 on whether his exaggerated swooning is sarcastic or not

you drop him halfway up whether on purpose or just because you feel like being a dick and he teleports your ass with him 😭

wants to give you kisses mid-air because he would meanwhile you’re too focused on not crash landing into either his studio or the Ego mansion

There you go, sorry they took so long to do, I was knocked out cold today! :P

#yandere matpat x reader #matpat egos #matpat egos x reader #madpat x reader #mack x reader #iswm mack x reader #crewmate mack #head engineer mack #dictator mack #the detective x reader #the hermit x reader #warfpat x reader

[speedystarshine]

Odd feeling time

MadPat and Dictator Mack would drop everything if someone yelled ”AH!” like when you tell your dogs no? like when their doing somthing wrong and you tell em “A”

y/n: wait- wait what? AH! don’t touch that!

Dictator Mack: . . . why did i listen to you? what kind of witch craft-

Vs

Y/n: Mad! don’t do that! AH! no!

Mad: :(( *sad pathetic woof woof face*

fr! It's funny when animals do that, even my cats bro 🤨its cute tho :)

these reactions are on point tbh though-

i looked it up bc I was curious, and apparently the reason is because "Because they know that listening to you will lead to good things for them." 😭 nah bestie are you sure? you absolutely sure

you find mack with a book on witchcraft later on-

I have a feeling he would want to know because he doesn't really like it if he can't control it? It's not an insecurity thing he's just an asshole-

Mad would just give you puppy eyes until you hug him :(( give him a hug you bi-

#asks #yandere matpat x reader #matpat egos #matpat egos x reader #madpat x reader #dictator mack x reader

[speedystarshine]

Yandere Alphabet with one of my favourite characters, Madpat!

This wasn't requested, but I feel like writing and my inbox is empty (ppspspsppsp) so yeah. Hope y'all enjoy!

Brief tw for su*c*de on Q, usual yandere tws

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

This guy right here is touch starved to the max, so affection can get pretty intense, and almost all. The. Time. It can range from little compliments to smooches, to fully winded cuddle sessions. And he's constantly touching you, too. Holding your hand, an arm around your waist, you name it.

Whoo boy. You saw the musical, (or didn't, go watch it it's great) this guy was covered in blood, not to mention he didn't hesitate to spear AJ with that handy chainsaw of his. So very messy for sure, with almost every day that goes by his kill count goes higher.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Only when necessary. He adores his darling and is always cuddly and affectionate to them. However, if you were to fight back one too many times, he would get frustrated and mock you, using your words against you. It's not his fault, you're just being so difficult! He feels a tiny bit guilty later though, but it's easy to ignore when you're pliant and soft in his arms.

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darlings will?

Not really, just a bit of kisses and smothering affection here and there. I have a feeling he wouldn't hesitate to break a wrist or an ankle if he deemed it necessary, though...

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

It's slightly complicated. When he's focused on getting you used to your new surroundings or just bringing you there, he doesn't really talk about his feelings (other than his undying love) much. However in softer moments, it can turn his brain to mush, and sometimes he just can't keep a seal on his lips, wanting to talk about anything and everything with his darling.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Honestly, he expects it. He knows you won't exactly welcome him with open arms, and he's completely willing to help you see your true feelings again. However, he is also very impatient wanting nothing more than to dive into darlings arms, so like said in C he can get very frustrated and mock darling. He knows it'll take time to help you, but couldn't you just be a bit less difficult? He's trying, he really is, but he can't be the only one doing all the work!

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

Yes and no. Like said earlier he gets frustrated if you fight back, and it honestly breaks his heart a little whenever he catches you trying to escape. If you were to somehow get out, you better believe he'll be straight on your tail. He'll taunt you, turning it into a game almost, but don't be fooled. He is pissed. You are in big trouble when he brings you home.

Hell: What would be their darlings worst experience with them?

Not a lot, since bad bad experiences are rare, so it'll probably be a horrible if you somehow push him to that point. As mentioned earlier, sometimes it can be punishments like breaking an ankle or a wrist, but the worst it'll get to is him killing your friends and/or family. In front of you.

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Not that much, really. He doesn't see anything specific, although he definitely wants to get married some day. Maybe a pet, or even some kids? He's more of a we'll see how it goes type of guy.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Okay you aren't leaving this house when he 'brings you home', so this most likely happened when stalking you or in the early stages of your relationship. But Jesus H. Christ he will get insanely jealous, constantly believing that everyone you come into contact with will steal you away from him. Around you, he'll just give a polite death warning glare at the person, all while imagining the gruesome ways he can get rid of them. The second he's left to his own devices however, he's working on or already is getting rid of them. Hey, its a labour of love!

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Depends on your stance with him. If you're fighting him, well, he is impatient, so darling will be punished with silent treatment to overbearing affection to starvation and all sorts, to the point where poor darling is having whiplash. He just wants it to work, damnit! However, if you love him, he is incredibly doting and affectionate. It's a gooey sickening type of affection to be honest, with hugs and kisses and that stupid lovestruck grin on his face.

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching darling?

When it comes to approaching, you'll probably have noticed him first. Or rather, felt his eyes burning into the back of your head. He's incredibly stuttery and blushy around you, and he stares so. godamn. much. When courting you, it'll most likely be classic stuff. Guys a hopeless romantic, constantly writing you letters, sending you or directly giving you roses, and sometimes (thank god not that often) more.... Grotesque things, such as a corpse of a small unidentifiable animal, or even a hand. He's like a cat, smh.

Mask: Are their true colours drastically different from the way they act around everybody else?

Well, he thinks they are. Doting boyfriend in public, unhinged murderer (a nickname oh so lovingly given by you during 'bonding sessions') in secret? Noooo. Nobody saw that coming at all 🙄. The main thing that gives it away is this constant crazy glint in his eye, and some things you were able to catch in his ramble where he was professing his undying love to you. He is sometimes violent around people when your not there, whether it be tone, attitude, or actions. You calm him, so when your not there he constantly worries. You also unfortunately fuel him.

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Like said earlier, he turns to drastic actions if he deems necessary. He'll do more than break an arm or a leg, he has had quite good practice in torture, after all! He will also (again as said earlier) harm loved ones as you watch, since he knows better than anyone how stubborn you can be. It's easy for him, too. They might have value to you, but to him? Their just as annoying as any old pest. And pests need to be dealt with.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

If you're good, the most that will be taken away is freedom. If you struggle, he can't decide on a method, so he eventually settles on senses. A blindfold here, some headphones there, and a few hours alone? It has to work this time, he's sure of it!

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Oh, he's as patient as a saint. .....until, a few hours/days pass, and he starts getting tired. He has mood swings a LOT so you'll need to watch out for that.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Oh you bet my ass you're not getting out of that place (or staying out for long) unless you die. If you somehow leave or successfully escapes, he'll be after you like that, in a mad rush. At first it was annoyance, but after an hour or so he's going to be so worried you'd think he wasn't a kidnapper. When he gets you back, he'd be like a worried mother, mostly relieved that you're in his arms again, and give a light scolding. ....if you die, he'll be so far in delusion that he won't be able to see what's real anymore. He takes your corpse around with him like you're still alive, acting as normal. He would never move on, and I think if his delusion that you're actually gone was ever to be shattered, he would kill himself.

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would the ever let their darling go?

No and no to both. He's far too deluded and lovestruck to even think for a second about morale! If anything, he believes himself to be the hero of the story, saving his beloved from everything and anything that could hurt them. If he did somehow let darling go, it sure as hell wouldn't be willingly. Most likely darling escaped.

Stigma: What brought about this side of them? (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

He's always been very intense with relationships, although platonic. Most likely you're his first romantic partner, and he's already in too deep to ever let you go. <3 (haha bitchless virgin man he gets no bitches so he kidnaps them so they can't ever leave tee hee 🤪)

Tears: How would they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry and/or isolate themselves?

This was most likely caused by him since he's the only person you see anymore. Although he's stung at first, whether or not he was the cause he'll immediately see it as you trying to back out of the relationship and leave him. He'll come straight to you, put you in his lap and just cuddle. He believes he's bringing you comfort although it probably is overwhelming you instead. If he notices, he doesn't show it, only holding you tighter.

Unique: Would they do anything different from the usual yandere?

Nope! The only difference is, he's like 60% more hyped up on funky brain love juice so he's extra clingy.

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

There's.... Not much. He's clingy and over affectionate, but those won't help darling. The only thing I can see working is darling lying about seeing someone outside and sneaking out while he looks around. Even then it's a shot in the dark, and if it fails (which it most likely will) it'll completely reset his trust with you, and you'll be back to the basement.

Wits end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Physically, only if they've completely drove him up the wall, yes. He'd feel super guilty about it afterwards though, and would hug and kiss you and comfort you. Mentally, however? He does it all the time. Planting seeds of doubt about others, guilt tripping you, it goes on.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

For the first one, a lot. He absolutely adores you, you're his everything. Not to the point of him seeing you as his god, though, so be careful where you tread on that line. For the second, he'd go absolutely apeshit. He's crazy about his darling, he needs to show them just how much he cares about them, maybe then they'd see how much they're meant to be together!

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

I'd say a few months, give or take. It doesn't take that long to have him absolutely whipped for you, and he can only thrive off stalking and watching you for so long before he gets antsy. He's insatiable.

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

Absolutely not. He sees you as his s/o, not some pretty object. Besides, he fell in love with you for you, why would he even dare think to take that away?

Bleh hope you guys like this, this is my first alphabet as well as first time writing this character!

#fnaf the musical #fnaf the musical x reader #matpat x reader #yandere matpat x reader #madpat x reader #yandere x reader #yandere alphabet #fnaf: the musical #tw suicide mention #tw kidnapping

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MadPat with Reader getting yelled at in the Pizzeria

Totally not based off my experiences with working at a pizzeria

Mad loves having you work with him. Even if it’s only part-time, every time you're at the pizzeria, he's in a noticeably better mood, and the other employees are grateful.

He sometimes just lingers around the area where you're stationed so he can watch you work.

He's in the kitchens, observing one of the new employees to make sure they're not messing up. It's his absolute least favorite part of owning the pizzeria, and he's definitely not pleased. All he wants is to go home and just spend time with you.

It's actually kind of surprising that he hears the commotion coming from the dining part of the pizzeria, because the kitchen is loud, but he does, and his attention is drawn to it.

He's mostly expecting it to be some child being scolded by its mother- god he hates those creatures- or some employee that dropped a pizza by accident.

But... he finds you, basically surrounded by three teenage boys.

They're yelling, and you're clearly not sure what to do, because your eyes dart between them and you're definitely scared.

"How hard is it to make a fucking pizza?" One of the kids, the one with the bad hair, yells directly at you.

He pulls you away from them quickly, now enraged that they would dare speak to you like that. It hurts him how you panic a little more at the feeling of being pulled away, but he hides you behind him, out of sight. You cling to him desperately.

"Is there a problem?" Mad says through gritted teeth, fighting each and every one of his demons to not murder the kids right there and then.

"We ordered a pizza ten minutes ago, where is it? It can't be that hard to make!"

"Did my employee warn you there would be a wait?"

"No!"

His eyes narrow. He's seen you work. You always let customers know about the wait for their food. So not only are these idiotic kids yelling at his best employee- his lover- but they've been ignoring you too. It's starting to look exponentially worse for them.

He wants to kick them out. The way you squeeze him a little tighter after the boy yells again only fuels that.

"Are we going to get our pizza or not?" Another one of the three teenagers says, frustrated for no reason at all, really.

He thinks for a second. "No. Get out."

"What?!" The teenagers all shout.

"You're banned from my pizzeria. Get. Out."

The boy with the bad hair scoffs. "Fine. Come on, guys."

The three boys and a fourth teen, a girl, leave. The girl, without the boys noticing, mouths an I'm sorry, and he nods slightly, turning to you to make sure you saw it too.

"Are you okay?" He asks as soon as they're gone, holding your shoulders.

You shaking from the encounter makes him furious, and once again he debates adding to the list of missing children in the pizzeria.

He doesn't even care when your shift ends, he's the owner of the place and he can do what he wants. He tells you to grab your stuff and clocks you out and takes you home.

He's literally so soft for the rest of the day, because seeing you being yelled at made him so angry and protective that he just wants to make sure you're okay :)

If you want to go back to work later that day, he'll probably let you, but he will keep a closer eye on you.

#I have never gone this feral for a post goddamn #I actually headcanon that Mad doesn't visit his pizzeria unless he absolutely has to #and that he prefers to stick to the paperwork side of things #but visiting is inevitable #anyway for the sake of this fanfiction we will pretend he works there frequently #i wrote this instead of sleeping #tw swearing #tw yelling #I feel bad putting a whole other story in the tags but I feel the need to mention all of my thoughts #“the kid with the bad hair” genuinely had the worst/weirdest hair I've ever seen in my life #tw mentions of murder #I want me a man who would murder annoying teenagers for me :( #madpat #game theory #fnaf the musical #matpat #matpat x reader

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What if you wiped off the egos kisses as a joke (just to see their reaction)??

(also I fricken love you and your blog!! 🫶))

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The Detective: - He notices immediately - He isn’t upset about it, but he is confused - Kisses you again and watches to see you wipe it off again - “Did I— is something wrong?” - He gets so sad until you explain it’s just a joke :(

MadPat: - Uh oh - Kisses you again, but a little longer this time - Watches as you wipe it off again - Grabs your wrists (firmly but not to hurt you, of course) and gets close to you - “Don’t do that.” - After you explain it’s a joke he grumbles about it

Mack (dictator): - “What do you think you’re doing?” - He kisses you again and if you dare to wipe it off, he’ll grab your hand and make it so you can’t wipe it off even if you try - “You can’t wipe off my kisses. I’m banning it.” - He is not pleased. Clearly

The Hermit: - He wouldn’t even notice. - I mean, he might see you wipe it off, but he will assume it’s just because he accidentally got dirt on you - But if you’re really committed to the bit and proceed to do it for over 24 hours, he’ll eventually notice - He will bring you something you enjoy and then ask about it - He’s slightly sad, but he’s trying to hide it

WarfPat: - “Oh, no no no.” (Sassy) - Kisses you again, except all over your face so you can’t possibly wipe them all off - Makes you laugh so hard you forget about the joke

DarkPat: - “Love…?” - Actually so concerned. - “Is something wrong?” - Since he isn’t big on physical touch and doesn’t give kisses often, he’s a little bit concerned he did something to upset you - Even after you explain it was just a joke, you’ll wake up to some kind of gift (flowers, a piece of jewelry you’ve been eying, a box of chocolates, just something you’d enjoy) with a thoughtful note from him

#escape the night #darkpat #escape the night s3 #matpat x reader #x reader #reader insert #fnaf the musical #madpat #matpat #game theory #escape the night matpat #the hermit #in space with mack #in space with markiplier